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Fixing Gloria s plumbing problem

I was in the plumbing section at Home Depot looking at some faucets for my kitchen. There was a couple there also looking at faucets. The man was trying to fit some plumbing parts together. He looked confused so I asked him what he wanted to do. They explained their situation and I chose what supplies they needed. They thanked me and headed for the cash registers. I picked up what I needed and headed there too. Standing in the check-out line, the woman asked me if I did house repairs. I told...

New Plumbing

New Plumbing A Short Story By Maryanne Peters He sat down in the aisle seat. I was at the window. It was only a small plane so there was just the two of us. I was on my home that evening. I had come straight from a meeting and I was in my best business suit. The skirt was fairly short and I had only nude pantyhose and a smart pair of heels. He admired my legs as he fastened his seat belt. He smiled at me and I smiled back. I was not until we were airborne that he spoke to...

A plumbing problem

The portable buzzed in Christopher’s pocket. It was a message from Ike. Christopher frowned upon reading: “Please come over asap, I got a plumbing problem”. When he sent a message back asking to explain what he meant by that, Ike texted: “My boyfriend’s balls need to be drained tonight”. The blue alien chuckled, that was Ike all over. His ears fluffed, they always did when he was horny. “We definitely need to meet after work; this horniness is killing me” he thought.The whole of the day...

College Retreat Plumbing

Bernard was so relaxed on Thursday morning; he actually had a smoke with breakfast.Erica commented it was a disgusting habit. Bethany was indifferent and Chastity of course shared a few puffs.It was a stress free breakfast, who knew what ribald entertainment was on the agenda for the late afternoon.Mornings were always a roaring fire, porridge, coffee, except for Erica and her fruit juice. Bernard’s highlight probably just beating the intoxication of the morning drag ritual was the scanty pj...

Tenant Elizabeth needs her plumbing fixed

Sunrise Apartment Complex, Tenant Elizabeth. Elizabeth is a nurse and has been divorced for the past 5 years. Nice face and okay body with wide hips and a nice wiggle in her ass when walking away from you.She liked to wear short skirts at times and she had seen John looking at her with some interest. It had been some time since she had had a good fuck and wanted a good healthy man. John was the target as she knew he was healthy because she had seen the blood tests he seems to have had done...

Frequent Flyer Miles

I travel a great deal and, luckily for me, I get to upgrade to First Class nearly every flight. There is a lot to be said about First Class. The flight attendants act as if they know you and address you by name; the seats are wider and slightly better cushioned, there is only two people in a row, the drinks, and any food items are usually free. The main bennie for me is the seat. If you've ever been stuck in a middle seat between two large, smelly guys, you know what I mean. You know the type,...

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Worth a Thousand Words

Prologue On the walls of the New York Museum of Fine Art, an oil painting is displayed. The subject is a beautiful young woman, tastefully nude. Her long brown hair is draped in front of her, covering her breasts and flowing almost to her navel. Her left hand modestly covers her private parts; her right hand is extended, offering a handful of mixed berries. Her dark brown eyes stare boldly back at the viewer. She smiles cryptically, a smile that has been compared to that of Michelangelo's...

Jones Beach

Jones Beach by Pamela ([email protected]) Chapter 1 Cathy Margolies, blonde and pretty with a sunny disposition locks the front door of her modest home in Seal Beach, California, and walks behind her fianc?, Brad Featherson, as he carries her luggage to his Jaguar XKE convertible parked at the curb. Brad, sandy-haired, tall, well-built and well-dressed is driving her to John Wayne A...

Where No man Has Gone Before

Where No Man Has Gone Before By Wholeman SUMMARY: This in an original work. I wrote a story just to stretch my creative muscles. We all know aliens are ugly gray skinny dudes without any sexuality at all. Don't we? WARNINGS: Contains transgender themes, Sci-Fi, explicit sex, mild violence, bad words, and virtually no plot. It has onlythe strange things that dribble from my head. If you are not legally allowed to view such a story, don't! Permission is hereby given to archive...

Fresh Meat Ganged And Banged Kansas City Rendezvous

Ava and I both woke at six in the morning then had a few cups of coffee as we talked about what could happen tonight at the "Freaky Friday" party. She then told me a secret that surprised me but said not to let anyone know, including Barb. Before leaving to go back to my room, we told each other how utterly amazed we were about what happened between us last night.As we kissed goodbye she said, "Tonight at our party, I'm certain that anyone that thinks they know me will be shocked by the...

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The Chronicles of Mark and Jennifer Ch 11

Jennifer’s story: Wednesday morning I was standing there naked, at the sink and mirror, brushing out and blow drying my hair, but I could feel Mark’s eyes on me from behind, while he was taking his bath. Somehow I could just tell, he wasn’t leering at me, he was appreciating me, and it felt really good. Now even more I wanted to surprise him when I got dressed. ‘Mark, instead of the cafeteria, do you have anything here for breakfast?’ I asked him. ‘Not much at all, really, just some bread...

THE WAGES OF SIN Part 3

>>>>>> I did talk to the girls, lining them up as I cooked a pound of bacon before frying two eggs for each of us. After my “discussion” they all understood to mind their own business and not Amy’s and mine. I kissed everyone goodbye afterwards and drove off to work. Fridays are always hectic. The men turn in their time sheets then Carolyn and her assistant Barbara review them, compute their wages and withholding for taxes and benefits using a payroll program I had bought last year. ...

Ne Er Do WellChapter 5

Back inside, Bill and Garrett stood looking at the décor for a moment and Bill asked, "Have you given any thought about what you are going to do with this floor? That solid walnut wainscoting and trim will be absolutely beautiful if you can keep it and work it into whatever you intend to do with the bank. This area would make some great office space for a small business." "No, I haven't even thought about uses for the building other than living upstairs. I hadn't even considered...

Fixing the Sink

***** "Ok class that's a wrap. I'll see you all next week when we begin a new chapter." Said Mr. Holland, my statistics teacher, as the announcements finished and we all got up from our chairs. "And just because you all are graduating in a few weeks, that doesn't mean you guys can just check out and allow your grades to plummet. Senioritis is a terrible disease and if you let it take hold of you, I promise you will be feeling the symptoms of it when you begin college next year....

Corby and Son

.The first of my three stories. Just the first chapter. I will post the second and third stories and tell me which you like mostCorby & SonNikkie SilkChapter One“Oh, I thought you‘d be a man.”I sighed, it wasn‘t the first time and it probably wouldn‘t be the last time I would hear those words. With my slight build, narrow face, long dark hair held in a ponytail per Health and Safety regs, and topped off with the ‘Corby’s Plumbing‘ company baseball cap, I looked androgynous to say the very...

Keep Practising

Keep Practising By Nikkie Silk Chapter One "Oh, I thought you'd be a man." I sighed. It wasn't the first time, and it probably wouldn't be the last time I would hear those words. With my slight build, narrow face, long dark hair held in a ponytail as per Health and Safety regulations, and topped off with the Corby's Plumbing baseball cap, I looked, to say the least, androgynous. It wasn't unusual for me to be mistaken for a girl, so I flashed a smile at the woman and asked her if...

Bikini Beach the Nerds Frat House

This tale is very loosely based on Revenge of the Nerds, and is set in the Bikini Beach universe. The characters were initially defined in my earlier tale "Bikini Beach: The Nerds - Revenge", and are listed here for reference. This story is copyright by the author, all rights reserved. It may be posted on Fictionmania. Any other free site may post this story with permission of the author. Cast of Characters Brandon - a nerdish type who fits the stereotype to a tee, and...

Service With a SmileChapter 3

Mr. Marcus's wife, Harriett, arranged for a local girl, Inga, to perform a ministry once a week while she's away. After two visits, Mr. Marcus has kept his promise of keeping his hands off the pert young woman, but she's been hands-on him, in the shower. With the pantry project incomplete, she's scheduled to make a return visit the next day, just before Mr. Marcus makes a mandatory visit to her mother, the psychotherapist. Will Mr. Marcus be able to maintain his composure and willpower...

The Acquisitive Lady

‘It’s time we got rid of this antique plumbing, get some modern stuff, you’d like that, wouldn’t you sweetheart?’ ‘Another bribe to keep me quiet,’ I thought. Ben was always coming up with something to shut me up. ‘I could get all the stuff we need, new bath, hand basin, sink and pipes. All we need to do is get the plumber in to install it.’ ‘Yes, I bet he could ‘get all the stuff’,’ I mused. Ben always knew someone who knew someone who had an uncle who…. Ben who was as in ‘Import – Export,’...

Detroit City DGH Ch 02

You need to read part one to understand this story. I wrote it in two parts because of the length. Thank you for reading it and for your comments. DG Chapter 2: On Thursday, I mentioned to Sam that I was going to go see my uncle and his family on Friday and asked her if she wanted to go along and meet them. We were already going to another Tiger game on Saturday. ‘I’d like to, Jeff, but that’s my night with the girls. I can’t disappoint them on such short notice. Maybe another time.’ It...

Good Neighbors Chapter 10

The morning after Todd's birthday fuck fest, he and Meg left the hotel and went back to his house to attempt some effort at working. They first had breakfast with Tex and his assistant and begged off another round in bed, claiming they had too much work to do.In the car on the way home, Todd confessed to Meg that he needed a day off from fucking."My dick needs a break. You wore it out yesterday." he said a little sheepishly."I wore it out? Let's see, my sister fucked you, Tex's assistant fucked...

A Handyman s Adventure by loyalsock

You're working at home one morning, the house all quiet. Your work phone rings. It is a woman, asking if you can come and check out a sticky door, and just a little plumbing problem with a dripping faucet. You know you have nothing better to do, so you tell her you'll meet her in an hour...... you're wondering, is this for real? Her voice was sounded very nice, warm, like you might know her --- could it be? Nah - no way....You already have your truck packed, so you go to the address she has...

Audrey s Last Resort

Illustrated Fetish Stories for ADULTS ONLY! Not for republication ILLUSTRATED FEMDOM/fm Toilet stories http://www.slavex.com/ 'Audrey's Last Resort' TJ Ryder Audrey, beautiful teacher and toilet slave to Delta House,the dom/sub lesbian sorority she was owned by, was still wondering what her supervisor Mai Ling meant when she said that on days when she was hungry and couldn't find enough toilet clients, she could always line up at the plumbing pipe. She thought that...

PLUMBER FUCKS ME WHILE ON THE PHONE WITH MY HUSBAND

Being mid-summer it was already hot in Oklahoma, and would get even hotter by the afternoon, so I was trying to stay cool in a short summer dress that buttoned down the front, with no bra or panties underneath. I spent most summer days around the house like this, so didn’t really give it much thought. But I probably should have known that my dress was a bit too short to be going commando, and a bit too thin to be going bra-less….especially given my big, 35E breasts. It was about 10 am when...

Guilty

“Mr. Walters, please. This leak ... it’s driving us crazy and we have a lot of work to do tonight. You know - quite important work. We ... we really need this to be fixed urgently. Please, we’ll pay you 50 bucks extra if you can come today.” That’s how it started. It seemed innocent enough, just my usual work. The little voice in my head, screaming, “Don’t do it! Stay away from there!” could not be heard for some reason. Just some innocent dude, being a little too desperate over some minor...

Emend by EclipseChapter 53

August 10, 1979 At 11:00 in the morning, the temperature was already 82 degrees but it felt like 92 and the forecast suggested that temperatures would be reaching the high 90s by the late afternoon. Tim was seated on the step before the front door, waiting for their university guest, Dr. Frank Hennequin, to arrive. The visiting professor was an historian specializing in studies of the French support of the American Revolutionary War. Tim wasn’t sure what to expect, but the professor was...

Detroit City DGHChapter 2

On Thursday, I mentioned to Sam that I was going to go see my uncle and his family on Friday and asked her if she wanted to go along and meet them. We were already going to another Tiger game on Saturday. "I'd like to, Jeff, but that's my night with the girls. I can't disappoint them on such short notice. Maybe another time." It was every Friday with the girls and Saturday with me. I knew at some point I would have to have a heart-to-heart with Sam. My feelings for her were strong and...

With the Mirror came Chapter 7

Rationally she knew that with the test tomorrow she still had a number of hours to understand the material but the fact she had not done so already made her feel dumb and inferior. Since she expected the studies to take lots of time she was clothed in the bathrobe she had borrowed from her father and it felt cozy and warm. Almost a bit too warm, but with her limited wardrobe there was not many replacements that would not make end chilled if she sat a long time at her desk. She pulled her...

Hypnosis Goes Haywire On Nude Day

Three men have their wives hypnotized for naked Nude Day fun. Billie, Bobby, and Ben childhood friends, married Julie, Joanie, and Jane from the neighborhood. Attending grammar school, high school together, and the Prom together, even getting married in a triple ceremony, the three couples did everything together. They even went as far as the women, somehow, getting pregnant within weeks of one another, so that their kids could grow up, attend school, and play together, just as they had. As...

Futa Naked In School 09 Innocent Girl s Futa Awakening 1 Lola s Futa Denial

Chapter One: Lola's Futa Denial By mypenname3000 Copyright 2019 Lola Lovell's Week, Monday “When are you going to give it up?” Shelena demanded to me as she sauntered past my post before the weekly Program assembly. “You and your freaks are the only ones in the entire student body who are against it.” “Never,” I declared with ringing conviction. I stood upon my crate, elevating me above the rest of the students. I faced them without flinching, my promise ring to remain pure and virginal...

Kerri and Annabelle s ghost

Kerri was almost ready to flip her fourth house. The first one had made only a marginal profit due to some unforeseen issues that had cost both time and money. But she had learned some valuables lessons, and more importantly, had managed to meet her financial obligations with the bank. That made it easier to get a second loan for her next project. When she flipped that one, she had come much closer to her estimated profit and was forming relationships with the bank and some other...

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Meeting Super man

"Damn this slow sink!" Ashton said, stomping her foot as if that would hurry up the draining water. Ashton was already having a bad day, and a slow draining bathroom sink wasn't helping matters.She had gone to a party the night before and came home only to pass out on her bed without setting the alarm clock to wake her the next morning. And now she was running late for an important meeting for a modeling job she really wanted.Ashton Lane was a professional erotic model. She had been on the...

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An older mature Steve helps his next door neighbor Andrea

Knock – knock – knock. The brass knocker on Steve Matthews’ front door made its particular sound of metal through oak to announce a visitor. Steve ambled toward the front door, dressed in nylon jogging shorts and an old t-shirt, typical for him on a Saturday morning following an early round of golf. As he crossed into the entry, he thought, ‘I wonder who could be here at this hour? Probably a kid soliciting for the Band or PeeWee football.’ As he...

Sir Bedemdown

At thirty-seven, Jeff was still looking to find his way in life. He had barely graduated from high school and was adrift after graduation. In his late teens, he was low on ambition and had only two skills that he could count on. One was fucking. He was good at fucking. The other was plumbing. The two were somewhat related. His step-dad had a plumbing business, and Jeff worked with him after leaving high school. They didn't get along. His step-dad spent more time at the bar screwing the barmaid...

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Adventures with Michael and E Part 1

The following happened to me years ago when I was 21 and fairly innocent. The story is completely true. My 19 year old girlfriend at the time, we’ll call her Emily (I’ll call her “E” for short), was slim, cute, nice body and a complete sexual a****l. Unlike many females then or now if I was horny, so was she. Spending a night at my apartment experimenting was fine with her. She’s the first woman to ever give me a rim job, as an example, and she initiated it. If she had a particular kink...

Erotic Comic Orgy Series Chapter XVI

Erotic Comic Orgy Series – Chapter XVI“Bi Follies 2”, with Denise Shore (based on a Bill Ward art), Tyshaun and Bob (based on a Broderick art)Denise Shore: Bob (top) and Tyshaun (bottom): http://up4.xhamster.com/000/032/744/931_1000.jpg“Glad you came! I was almost going to freak out today!”, Denise Shore said after the opened her door and saw two men with plumbing apparel and tools in front of her.“Don’t worry, Ms. Shore. Me and Tyshaun are here to help. Where is the problem?”“It’s upstairs, in...

Busted Pipes

Stacy is new to the neighborhood, her apartment is finally put together. She still has a few days before starting her new job. A loud noise comes from inside her building. Stacy runs back to her apartment to see the shower head laying in the tub. Water is squirting everywhere. When she tries calling the apartment maintance man, all she gets is his recording of not being in the building.Stacy decides to call a local plumbing company. The lady on the phone said there's a crew down the...

My walk home from sixth form

When I was 17 I had the most amazing sexual experience just walking home from school. I first wanked my little cock off when I was 13 to a film starring Sharron Whirry who had the most amazing balloon tits. It was only a b-movie so it was just soft core porn but I loved it. Her character found a camera had been put in her room so she decided to fuck random stranger from a bar so the perv could watch. This film really made me fantasise about being taken by an older women who would fuck my little...

XXX Ben 10 Story Small Problem Part 1

This was quite the treat for them, to be staying in a motel instead of the back of the Winnebago. Ben and Gwen sat at the table of the vehicle waiting for Grandpa Max to return. “A night without your snoring.” Gwen said with a dreamy smile on her face. “Bliss.” “Me snore? You’re the one that goes off like a chainsaw every night.” Ben snapped right back. Gwen glared and frowned at him. “As if doofus. Why do you think I like camping outside? It’s the only quiet I get.” “Why do you think I like...

Cottage Industry

COTTAGE INDUSTRY By Lorna E. Black PLUMBING It was December, extremely cold outside and there was me, minding my own business although extremely bored when the phone rang. It was Julie, a woman I had known for a number of years; more than that Julie was someone I really lusted after. Our friendship was purely platonic, on her part anyway. As for me I wish it were something a bit closer. Julie was really quite a strange person. Since moving into this area about five years ago,...

Tame Her So She Blew

In my experience, the last job on a Friday – which is the last job of the week – is usually a pain in the ass. Something always goes wrong: we're missing a part, the people have water pipes from 1923, hell, the van even ran out of gas one week. So when Frank and I walked up a flagstone sidewalk through a picture-perfect little suburban lawn on this particular Friday at 4:20 I just knew something was gonna be fucked up. Frank knocks on the door and calls out "Johnson Plumbing!" After a couple...

What Dreams May Come

What Dreams May Come (Based off the Film and Novel with Dante's Divine Comedy) Disclaimer: This story will feature issues such as suicide, heaven and hell, religious theology, and trans issues that may be disturbing for some readers. Chris Nielson was an all-American boy and popular kid at his high school. He was the school's football quarterback, prom king, and famous for being a "white knight" against bullies. He had decent grades and was known for being kind, gentle, and...

A Plumber Is Called And Fixes More Than A Broken Pipe

I had been married to my husband for over thirteen years and we were not getting along together very well. The love that once existed had gone for no reason. We still lived together but had decided to divorce.Bill decided to take a break and go back to where he had lived as a teenager to see if some of the old families still lived in the area. My guess was he wanted to look up a few of his old friends and decide if he wanted to return to his old hometown. I was aware before we were married, he...

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Open Marriage

Special thanks to my Proof Reader, George Davis. Jenn and I met at a big orgy at college and started dating. We both loved sex. A lot of sex. So after two years when the subject of marriage came up, we decided to try a special model of marriage - known as 'Open Marriage'. We really put a lot of thought into this, and even wrote a paper saying what was allowed and what wasn't. Like a contract. We decided to get married because of a very common reason - we were deeply in love with each other....

Older Than My Mum

She’s tall and slender, and has one heck of a rack, seen in full glory even from the rear view. And even though she’s pushing 60, all of the guy’s heads turn when she walks by, no matter what their age may be. I’ve known her for years, living down Edgar Road, in Winchester UK from my parents house. Her son was the same age as me, his name was Tim Fisher. Tim was killed in a car crash on the M3 motorway over a year ago, and from what I’ve heard, it left her devastated. She does have other...

Plan C

"Oh, don't this to me! Not now ... Not today," I groaned. "Please?" Begging wasn't going to help. There's something about me and cars that doesn't mix and everyone knows it. It's kind of a joke amongst my family and friends, but not a very funny one in my opinion. They just don't like me for some reason. Cars I mean. My friends and family, they like me just fine, or I guess they do since I'm always calling one of them for help. I was halfway from home, which was what I still called...

Plumber Cleans Pipes Even Ones Not in His House

Kitchen Disposal Not Working: Kevin: Just got up and after breakfast, I went to use the garbage disposal in the sink and it won’t work; Fuck. Now, what am I going to do this is a pain in the ass and I don’t have time for this shit? I have a million things to do today and waiting for a repairman was not one of them. Who am I going to call; I know, Jim at work said to give Mike’s Friendly Plumbing a Call? Now; where did I put that card, he gave me; oh here it is. Call Plumber Buddy...

RedemptionChapter 4 Confusion Everywhere

cabin tents rented for $25 a day trailer rentals: larger $75 mid size $60 small $50 John Boyd 28yrs old Gabby Boyd 25 yrs old. Alice Boyd current owner of the Gatehouse Edwardo world famous catfish chef (according to mom) Joy and Jen wait staff for Alice Boyd’s catering Jasper Amos hunter, guide, knife make Sylvia Amos sheriff’s detective lieutenant deputy Angie Davenport Marion davenport Angyie’s mom Clyde Summers suicide victim Edward Gaines suicide victim while serving time with John Max...

Loosening Up Book 2 CohousingChapter 6 Teenage Crush

“Oh, wow!” exclaimed Alice as she reached to top of the rise overlooking the Circle Cohousing Project; “The roofs are on everywhere. It looks like a neighborhood!” Dori said sarcastically, “Yeah, but the lack of windows means it will probably be kind of hot and drafty when we’re all fucking each other.” Jack ignored most of Dori’s comment, “Windows will go in next week. You’ll note the all-metal studding inside the homes and core building. Those studs are all designed to help run plumbing,...

The Ark Part 1Chapter 9 Negotiating with the Unions

Sam Thomas was our key person for the Ark’s construction effort in addition to being one of our two lawyers. Sam knew that he would not be able to manage the construction effort without help, so he hired a construction management firm. The firm pulled our activities together in an organized and logical fashion with Sam’s help. They recommended an architectural firm, which we employed to design the electrical, plumbing, mechanical, and other systems required for living in the Silos. They also...

Lonely WivesChapter 2

I stored my stuff in the garage, threw my shirt back on, and went back through the gate. I opened the sliding glass door at the other side of the patio, and went inside. It was cool and dark inside in comparison to the hot, humid morning outside. I went through the kitchen and into the front hallway, following the sound of Patty's voice. She was obviously talking to someone on the phone when she called out to me, "Duncan, is that you?" "Yes Mrs. Johnson, it's me." "Come on up, the...

Butler No MoreChapter 16

Later that day, when all their routine tasks were dealt with, John reminded Kathleen about her parents. “Kathleen, my dear, it is high time you phoned your parents and got them to consider emigrating.” “Oh, yes. Will you stay by me, John, while I make the call? I may have to get you to speak to them.” “I can do that, sure.” She put the call through, and her mother answered. “Hello?” “Momma? It’s me, Kathleen.” “Kathleen? Where are you, girl? I thought you had emigrated. Are you...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 167

Life This is perhaps the most profound philosophy I have heard in recent times... "Life is like a penis - simple, relaxed and hanging free... it's women who make it hard." A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from the Church. He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down. There's a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine, Fosters on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine photographic display of buxom...

Rebirth IIChapter 21

Wednesday was almost a non-event. I was still not ready to participate much in school life. Jamie invited me over to his home but I had to refuse. Mr Grissom gave me some pamphlets and even some phone numbers to try, but because Barry was now twenty, getting him educational help it was not going to be easy. There was no such thing as an adult education centre anywhere that I knew of other than at a college or university. Ian though was coming around enough that I was able to introduce him to...

The New HoodChapter 2 Home Sweet Home to Me Anyway

Gazoo came to me just after I went to sleep that night. “Alex will you please look at these caves we prepared for you,” Gazoo asked me. The opening to the cave looked to be the same 10 feet wide, but the cave was both wider, and deeper. I could no longer see the pool of water; instead I saw a beautiful polished to a high gloss Mahogany door. I opened the door to see a working toilet made of solid rock, with a matching Mahogany seat and lid like normal everyday 21 century toilets. With a...

Uncle Bob the Dick Donor

I was minding my own business one Wednesday night, reading a good book, when I heard my wife yell, “What?!” into the phone. She was talking to her sister Lara, and I wasn’t too surprised to hear them yell at each other. They had that kind of relationship. Don’t get me wrong, they loved each other, but both women were headstrong and liked having things their own way, and they clashed often. So I pretty much ignored Shelly while she yelled at Lara. I heard a couple of things, like, “Why in the...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 929 All Kinds of Limericks

These are compliments of Rick M. Air Lingus A mother and her young son were flying Air Lingus. The son, who had been looking out the plane’s window, turned to his mother and said, “Mom, if big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?” Stumped, the mother suggested to her son that he ask the stewardess. The boy promptly got out of his seat and wandered back to the service area. “Excuse me,” the boy said to the stewardess. “If big dogs have...

The ElectricianChapter 4

Kara sat in the passenger seat of Adam’s Mustang. She was sucking the last of a chocolate milkshake through a straw. “Just toss the empties in the back,” he said. “I’ll clean up when we get home.” He glanced at her -- she wore mid- thigh denim shorts and a sleeveless button-up blouse. Adam regarded her long, slim legs. He pulled into the gravel driveway of the stone house. “Peter’s not here yet. Let’s look around.” Kara walked with him holding his hand. “That barn has seen better days,” she...

In a Secret GardenChapter 4

Right after Kathy left to do her kitchen planning, Jason and I spent the next half hour upstairs in the house on the third floor and his optimism wasn't improving. The words 'ratfuck', 'piles of shit' and worst of all 'oh, oh... that's not good!" summed up the highlight of the conversation. In short, yeah he could slap some plywood over the gaping holes in the floor that might support the weight of an occupied bed, but the upstairs master bathroom wasn't going to come back on line...

A Cougar and a Plumber

What a shitty way to start the weekend! She had had a hectic work week, and then the latest guy she had been seeing had been fucking around on her, not even having the balls to dump her in person, but over the phone. Marla was looking forward to the weekend, maybe going to a club or two that night. She needed to cut loose and relax. Even if she was a forty something woman, she still had the sex drive of a teenager and usually slept with mostly younger men after her sexual encounter with the...

A Cougar and a Plumber

What a shitty way to start the weekend!She had had a hectic work week, and then the latest guy she had been seeing had been fucking around on her, not even having the balls to dump her in person, but over the phone.Marla was looking forward to the weekend, maybe going to a club or two that night. She needed to cut loose and relax.Even if she was a forty something woman, she still had the sex drive of a teenager and usually slept with mostly younger men after her sexual encounter with the young...

Cris n Kelly Part 4 More changes

Cris n' Kelly - Part 4 - More changes By Old Timer The next several weeks were spent learning how to dress appropriately. Kelly tutored me on the basics of makeup and hair styling while encouraging as she noted my successes. My inner female must've been stimulated because I rapidly gained confidence in these daily tasks and could easily accomplish an adequate 'look' in the same time as if I were shaving. We also enjoyed getting manicures though I insisted on a simple clear...

Travel Agency Scouts

=== Travel Agency: Scouts === by Trismegistus Shandy This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 United States License. Feel free to repost or mirror it on any noncommercial website or mailing list. The Travel Agency setting is used with Morpheus' permission; thanks to Morpheus for beta-reading the first draft. "Travel Agency: Scouts" first appeared on the morpheuscabinet mailing list in January 2013; a slightly different version appeared on...

Cunt Hunter

Cunt Hunter By Llabmik Chapter 1 – Quiff Quest I watch the woman's washroom for the right moment and the right female whileI slowly push the bucket and mop the floor in my janitor's uniform. I'm notthe janitor and it's a cheap uniform easily available at department storeseverywhere. The corridor is usually deserted. I only mop when someone comesalong. I inspect the merchandise as it parades to the woman's washroom from theparty. I'm patiently waiting for some Grade A fuckmeat to be all...

The Demons WithinEpilogue

Hardships often prepare ordinary people for an extraordinary destiny... C.S. Lewis “It’s terrific hearing from you. How’s the cold and dreary Northwest? While we miss you, I understand why you had to get away. Every day, numerous broken people seek us out, requesting assistance. Call me selfish, but I prefer you surviving rather than sacrificing yourself, though I appreciate your frustration at being unable to help.” “The city is delightful, Toni. Despite being a new-age yuppie...

MaquisChapter 24

Birmingham. August the same year. The Chief Executive of Queen Elizabeth Hospital, Birmingham, looked up, startled, as two men entered his office unannounced. “What?” he asked in surprise, before gathering himself. “Who are you and what do you want?” he asked, wondering slightly why his PA had not even tried to inform him. “Mister Sturgeon? Mister Connor Sturgeon?” the taller, younger, of the two men asked. “Yes. Who are you? You need to make an appointment. I’m a busy man, now please...

Tag Alina Instrument of RevengeChapter 2

"Hey, check it out," Dean said to his friends. The high school seniors glanced down the hallway in the direction Dean was nodding and they instantly spotted the prettiest sophomore in school: Alina Rogers. She was at her locker and was studying her class schedule. As always the prim-and-proper girl looked sexy even in her prim-and-proper clothes. It'd been months since the boys had seen the girl they'd dubbed the "most fuckable Freshman" the year before. It was a title they'd...

My Daughter In Law is a Stripper and Whore

My name is Buck, and I was born and raised in Tuscaloosa, Alabama, as was my wife, Lyla. We met in high school and got married right after graduation. I started working for a plumbing company, while Lyla became a waitress. I took night classes and studied hard to obtain my plumber's license, and eventually passed my exams to become a master plumber.Our son, Jesse, was born when Lyla and I were twenty-one years old, and two years later I started my own plumbing business. Being from Alabama and...

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Pastor Sarah Ch 12

Note: As the story of Pastor Sarah continues, it becomes more important to have read the series. I do not attempt to rewrite how people entered the story. Several new characters enter during chapter 12. When Pastor Sarah awoke at 6:30 a.m. on Monday morning, she realized that her bedmates were already up. As she walked into the kitchen, Samantha poured her a cup of coffee. “What are you two doing up so early?” Sarah asked Angie and Samantha. “We are planning next weekend in Atlantic City.”...

Pastor Sarah Ch 17

This story is a continuation of the stories of Pastor Sarah submitted several months ago. My schedule changed and I did not have time to continue. Many have requested more Pastor Sarah adventures. Thank you are for your input and suggestions. I hope you enjoy this and future submissions. As always your critiques are welcomed to improve the story line. The Double Marriage Pastor Sarah could hardly sleep Tuesday night after receiving four million dollars for the home for abused women and...

THE WAGES OF SIN Part 1

If you’ve read anything I have written you will know that the story is always the most important element. Any sex that is described is also an integral part of the plot so if you’re looking for one sex scene after another I’m afraid you will be disappointed. I began another story that will be posted soon then got the idea for this one. I’ll be ready to post the other, “Just an Old-Fashioned Girl,” fairly soon. Meanwhile, I hope you enjoy this one. Please remember that I can only write...

HOMELESS Part 3

CHAPTER 7 Jennie and I had been together for five months. It was now May, one of the most beautiful months in the Carolinas with the temperature in the mid-eighties and none of the stifling humidity I knew would appear once summer had arrived. Jennie and I felt like a married couple, but in all this time I had never once told her that I loved her—that I was in madly love with her. Why? I was afraid—terrified actually--that she would reject me, afraid that she would laugh, and...

Chimp Donkey

Preface:A few weeks ago I visited my local pub. As I was approaching, the owner of the pub was seated outside and chatting to a man I had never seen before. After inviting me to join them, she introduced me to the man whose name was ‘Chimp.’ A short while later, she asked Chimp how his old buddy, ‘Donkey’ was doing… Naturally, with those two strange nicknames in mind, I couldn’t resist writing this story.*I bought my first home for an unbelievably low price. Although it needed a lot of work, it...

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A Kind Stranger 4

This story contains one of my favorite fantasies. The problem is it isn’t sexual, ya I guess I’m weird. A Kind Stranger 4 James and Megan’s life continues. “Unbelievable,” James whispered to Megan with a huge grin, “What a day this has been. I still can’t believe that I have a daughter!” Megan smiled at James and whispered, “And you’re soon going to be a grandfather!” It was true, James was so busy thinking about his daughter that it slipped his mind completely that she...

Dead Write Ch 06

* This is a repost of an old romance story with a fresh edit. * Chapter 6 Saturday dawned wonderfully dreary. The rain pelting the windows made a delightful sound. It signaled a rainout for the Deacon’s painters. Chris was away all afternoon, on a play-date with cousins. Which meant she’d have lingering time alone with Sam, while he made the promised plumbing repairs. Her flesh heated just thinking about his plumbing prowess. Sherry assessed her reflection in the bathroom mirror. A...

The Invisible Woman

For Cora, wherever she may be. She taught me to see. * I live by myself, in a high rise apartment in Manhattan, which is very cool — except that I’m on the road for work more often than I’m home. Now, lots of people travel for business — that, by itself, isn’t unusual. It’s my work that’s unusual. I do odd jobs for corporations, with the emphasis on ‘odd.’ Shards of glass end up in the last production run at your baby food factory? Call me. Russian police shaking down your branch office in...

Fantasy Island Getaway Prologue

Epilogue: When I posted the original Fantasy Island story I was considering several possible scenarios that would tie up the individual fantasies. The only one that had fully resolved itself was the Julie/Michael relationship which was heading to a logical and planned outcome. Cindy had almost reached resolution while Janice and Joseph had some way still to go. The one that I was having most trouble with was Richie’s. It was because of this that I had decided to end the story where I did....

The Entity Pt 09

This is the story of love lost, love explored, and love found in a place least expected. It is also a mystery that involves power, money, greed, and lust. While not as graphic as most here at Literotica I hope you find it an entertaining read. I apologize for the state of the work. It still needs proofing. Please vote and comment. JPMMURPHY Chapter 24 Fox News – Some people are asking why an election is even being considered. The democratic hopeful, Arthur Wright, no longer appears to be a...

Position of Trust

I love laundry day. Sure, it’s an easy job, as far as housework goes, and I have the uncanny ability of making a few loads seem like I’ve cleaned the whole house. Although the smirk my wife gives me every time I declare the family’s clothes to be clean makes me think she might be onto me. But more than anything, it’s the perfect excuse to get my hands on my stepdaughter’s dirty panties. Last Saturday began the same way as all the others of late. My wife, Liz, had taken our twelve year old...

Prison School Ch 04

Chapter 4 – W1 Monday nightMike and Vern walked into Dorm 2 and noticed that most of the guys were in the rec. room. If anyone was aware that they came in together, nothing was mentioned. Most of the men were used to seeing the kitchen crew come in a little later anyway. They went to their lockers, got towels, soap, and clean boxers, and headed to the shower. Since most of the guys had showered before dinner, the shower stall was empty.Dropping their dirty clothes on the floor, they entered...

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Prison School Ch 01

Chapter 1 – Week1 – Monday Morning - Arrival and OrientationARRIVALThe four boys were getting pretty restless after the three hour long ride from the state penitentiary to the prison school, as it was called. The state had contracted with the training school to take minimum security inmates that had at least one year to serve and train them under an apprenticeship program to become employable and certified skilled construction workers.They were all fitted with special bracelets that were not...

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The Christmas Eve Suprise

The doorbell rang. Sharon, my wife of twenty years, looked at me and asked if we were expecting someone.“No,” I responded as I shuffled towards our front door and looked out the peep hole. It was Jackie, the single and quite attractive next door neighbor. I opened the door and immediately noticed she had a panicked look on her face.“There’s water all over my kitchen floor,” she pleaded, “Can you help me?”I looked at Sharon, who seemed rather indifferent at the intrusion.“Sure,” I replied, “Let...

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Quid Pro Quo

She should have called the cops on me. I probably shouldn't have been where I was, and I certainly should not have been doing what I was doing. Maybe she didn't because she shouldn't have done what she did either. There is a slightly twisted and convoluted story of how my very straight brother became the operations manager of a gay and lesbian bar. I'll spare you the details. Probably the biggest factor that allowed him to turn a failing business into a thriving one is that he hired me as...

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Angela Gets Settled into Her New Place Part 16 of the Angela series

Chapter 1 Angela entered her apartment after Carly dropped her off, making several trips to get all the bags inside. She closed the door behind her and put the chair under the knob, like Carly had said. She looked around the room; her clothes were scattered all over the floor and the boxes all ripped open. From the smell, someone had urinated on the air mattress and some of the linens. Graffiti had been painted on two of the walls. She felt like crying, but then something inside her finally...

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Barter

BarterBy BossDaddyMy wife Abby and I have been married 10-years since we were both 25-years old. We have an open marriage and are regular swingers with other couple’s and men. We have no c***dren because my wife was born with both fallopian tubes blocked. That ended up being a positive thing in our swinging life style. Strangers can cum in my wife’s pussy with no fear of getting her pregnant. My wife is very hot looking but was extremely flat chested. On her 30th birthday I brought her breast...

A Slut For My Father s Bachelor Party

My father was getting remarried after being a widower for nearly 15 years. Both my brother and I were very happy for him as he had finally found someone to spend his time with. We had always been worried about him – both of us being married and busy with our own families and all – as we could not spend as much time with him as we would have liked. Anyway, we wanted to make his marriage an exciting affair for him and decided to throw a bachelor's party for him and his five close friends. Of...

Slut The Challenge part one

Slut: The Challenge:. (Part one)I'm sitting at my laptop writing this down, still wearing my PVC lingerie with spunk drying in my hair and on my face while my antics are still fresh in my memory. Hubby issued me a sexual challenge this morning, with no prompt or build up. His challenge was that I was to be the lonely housewife and have a tradesman seduce me, and the challenge must be completed before he returned home from work this evening. Never one to shirk a challenge I immediately accepted...

The Naiads Chapter Three

"The Naiads of Thessaly Springs" is the story of Wendell Connors, a recently divorced man of middle age, who has taken residence at an apartment complex. His neighbors, he soon finds, are a trio of beautiful college girls who love throwing parties. In chapter one, Wendell met Ashley, the exuberant blonde of the trio, and quickly developed an attraction to her after she tripped and fell into his arms when her heel broke. Wendell offered to repair the heel and have it ready for her the following...

Sonny Jim Where does this phrase come from

I do not know where the term comes from but locals sometimes use it to designate a uppity European who has issue with the locals. A good while back, long before we were married, heck, even before we got intimate......I'm going out with Ken after work and meeting up with his pal Roger. Ken mentions these Euro folks might be meeting us. Roger's words were "Just a couple Sonny Jim's". I asked "What is a Sonny Jim?" and was told "A white person of little consequence". Then it was added "They...

Aunt Abby and the Artist Part IV

Here is the fourth and final part of my reality based fiction, 'Aunt Abby and the Artist', it is, of course, dedicated to my dear friend Abby Rhodes. Again, if you'd like to see the real Abby, here she is... her beauty makes the story even more enjoyable, and she approves of this message:http://xhamster.com/user/AbbyRhodesOf course, if you haven't read Parts I, II and III, I suggest you do so before you read Part IV. If you have, I hope you enjoy the finale!Davey stretched and yawned as he...

Typical Teenager

I have always had a great relationship with my Nephew “tubs” his real name is Shaun and I think I am the only person who has a nickname for him which is not directly connected with his almost luminous ginger hair, which he hates.Susan my girlfriend has not the same soft spot for tubs as his typical hyper-active teenage antics and cheek get right on her nerves and since he has turned thirteen he seems to have developed an unhealthy obsession with Susan’s underwear. She caught him raking through...

Followup regarding Bev

In a sobering example of how life can twist in unexpected ways, to my dismay I found I started passing blood the day after meeting "Bev". An emergency room visit followed by a urology examination revealed I had broken some capillaries in my plumbing, and was forced to endure a strict 60 day prohibition of sexual activity...particularly erections. Needless to say, it was agonizing and almost impossible to manage, but the good came in the form of the women who seemed to be using me as their...

A Change of Orders

A Change of Orders by Tigger Copyright 1998 Lieutenant Commander Allain Charboneau stood quietly just outside the one of the entry doors to small, enclosed room. He was trying to be unobtrusive, but knew that was impossible. The young watch officer inside the curtained space had known that U.S.S. Scorpion's Engineer Officer had been in the propulsion plant spaces within seconds of Allain sticking his head through the watertight door that separated the forward compartments of...

Baby Baby

Baby Baby by g. p. "Ow! That hurt" "Jeez aren't you the sensitive one. Here I thought you liked it when I nibbled on your nipples." "That was before you got me pregnant you miserable swine. Now as I've started to blow up like a beach ball every part of my body has betrayed me and become super sensitive." Cathy was into the sixth month of her first pregnancy. After having been a well off, self centered yuppie, with a perfectly proportioned exotic dancer's figure before the...

Alchemy

Alchemy By mrraizer I sat back in my plush leather chair, staring out the window at the warm mid-April dusk. No jobs lately of any kind. I was bored out of my mind. Almost to the point of taking up my medical practice again. There I sat, staring at the orange-red sunset. I always liked to watch sunsets, just because they announced to me, "The day is over." I'm a romantic, a real romantic. I'm also a private detective. Sometimes the two don't mix. My office was situated...

Rainbow

Rainbow - Copyright 2000 by Samantha Michelle Standard warning and disclaimer: All characters are fictional. If you see yourself, buy a new mirror. Contains subjects some people may find offensive. If you are one of them, why are you reading this? Protect your kids. If you are worried about them reading this sort of material, please censor free speech and use a safe surfing program such as net nanny. Or better yet, teach them early and lovingly to understand and accept...

My Buddy s Wife

My buddy Tony had been away working for just over a month. Early one Friday evening his wife Tammy called me saying she had a plumbing issue. I told her I'm no plumber but I'll take a look and see if I can help. When I met Tammy at the door my cock immediately began to grow. H36 D tits were bulging out from under a thin cotton shirt and her nipples were both " aroused ". We shot the shit for a bit then she offered me a beer. As she got up to head to the fridge I noticed a wet spot on the coach....

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