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I awoke in the middle of the night with a feeling that something was different. I couldn’t see the clock, so I had no idea what time it was. Jess had rolled over at some point in the night, and was lying on her side, facing away from me. I was cuddled up against her, my hard-on poking out of the fly of my shorts and pushing up against her panty-covered ass. I had one arm under Jessica’s pillow, and the other one was draped over her body, with my hand resting on her bare thigh. She was sound asleep, and breathing evenly, so clearly she hadn’t wakened me. But something had.

And then I realized what that something different was. There was someone else in bed with us. I could hear someone else’s breathing coming from the far side of the bed. I gently moved my free hand, and sure enough, beyond Jessica’s bare thigh there was a second one. Katelyn had climbed into bed with us, at some point. She too was on her side, facing the same way Jessica and I were, and Jess was snuggled up to her back. I moved my hand back, quickly, to safer territory. Why was Kate in bed with us? I thought about it for a bit, then decided it wasn’t worth worrying about. As long as Jess was in the middle, nothing could happen, even accidentally. So I went back to sleep.

I was awakened again, some time later, by Jess stirring. She was trapped between Katelyn and I, and I slid over a bit to give her room to flip onto her back. Kate rolled towards us, and snuggled up against Jess, with her head raised up on her hand.

“Couldn’t do it, eh?” Jess asked Kate.

“Nope. Sorry.”

“It’s ok.” Jess turned to me. “Kate has sleeping with me since she got big enough to start climbing out of her crib. In fact, even when she was sleeping in her crib, it was always in my room with me. So now she says she can’t sleep very well if I’m not in the bed with her. That’s partly why I was so surprised when she suggested that she would sleep in the livingroom last night.”

“Well, it’s been a long time since I had anyone to sleep with. But if last night is anything to go on, I could get used to sleeping with you very quickly. So I guess I can’t blame Kate for being attached to sleeping with you too.”

Jess kissed me, and then rubbed noses with her sister.

“So, you going to go start the coffee?”

“As soon as I pee.”

Kate swung her legs out of bed and sat up, then stood and headed for the bathroom. Her shirt had ridden up a bit in the night, and her panties had pulled up between her cheeks as well, so I got a good look at her butt when she first got up. I tried not to stare. When we heard her leave the bathroom, Jess said, “I’m next!”, and darted out of bed. I lay there and tried to will my cock to go down. I had achieved some amount of success by the time Jess was out of the bathroom, and was able to get up and walk down the hallway without feeling too self-conscious.

My bladder emptied, I pulled on a t-shirt and joined the girls at the diningroom table. I guess that sharing the bed had broken down a barrier between us, because neither of them had bothered pulling pants on. I was greeted by four long bare legs, four t-shirt covered but braless breasts, and a cup of coffee, with cream already added to it. I could get used to starting my mornings like this.

“What’s on the agenda for today?” I asked them. “I could do with some exercise. Kate’s been feeding me too well.”

Kate brightened.

“We could go to the zoo? That’d be a great place to walk around. And it is supposed to be sunny today, and it’s even going to warm up a bit!”

Jess and I agreed with this plan, as it did look like it was going to be a nice day, and the zoo would be a fun place to walk and get some exercise and fresh air while seeing some interesting animals. After some toast and jam we all took turns getting showered. I was the first one to be dressed, and Jess soon joined me on the couch in the livingroom.

Then the bedroom door opened, and Kate yelled out “Fashion show!” I had no idea what to expect. I was a little bit worried, but I needn’t have been. When she appeared around the corner, she was wearing the outfit that Jessica had given her for Christmas: new jeans and a soft, fluffy, pink sweater. She walked to the front of the couch, then did a little twirl for us. The jeans were tight, and showed off her butt in an amazing way. And the sweater was just the right colour to highlight her hair and her eyes. I remembered Jess showing us her new coat and boots the day before. And just as I had done for Jess, I whistled at Kate. She blushed, but smiled at me. Maybe Jess was right, and Kate needed a guy to let her know, once in a while, just how truly beautiful she was.

“So, the sweater and jeans look great, sis. But what about the rest of it? Is everything you’ve got on today new?”

Kate nodded.

“Show us!” Jess demanded. “I want to see how my presents look on you!”

Kate raised her feet, one by one, and pulled up her pantlegs a bit so we could see her new socks.

“Ok, so those fit,” Jess smirked. “What about the panties?”

My mouth suddenly got very dry. Surely she wouldn’t!

Kate looked at Jess for a few seconds, then shrugged her shoulders. She undid the button of her jeans, and slid the zipper slowly down. Then, holding the one side up where it belonged, she slowly folded the other side down to reveal a lovely pair of black lacy panties that had indeed been in her Christmas box yesterday morning.

“Nice,” Jess said. “What do you think, Alex?”

I wasn’t sure I could speak. But I knew I had to try. “Very nice,” I agreed.

Kate zipped up and rebuttoned her pants. And then she grinned at us.

“And if you think I’m going to show him the new bra I’m wearing, you’ve got another think coming!”

I figured, in for a penny, in for a pound.

“I can see what it is doing just fine as it is, Kate. And it looks pretty damn good to me.”

Then I stood up, and wrapped my arms around her, and for the first time, I initiated a kiss, not just on her cheeks, but on her lips, like she had kissed me the day before.

“That is what every guy at the zoo is going to want to do to you today, Kate. You’d better stay close to Jess and I, so we can protect you.”

She blushed, again. Have I mentioned how cute Kate is when she blushes?

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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e20 Monika Matysik 23 Martyna Matysik 24

Series 5, Episode 20: Monika (23) and Martyna Matysik (24) sisters from Walsall, originally Poznan. We open on an ultra-long-shot ... Our animated image going a step further back to show the whole of the planet ... And then an over-the-top burst of Rule Britannia sounding out over the top as the Earth turns and the United Kingdom comes into focus below us ... Then fall toward the planet at hyper-sonic speed, with the music playing all the way down ... Heading toward the middle of the country...

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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess7e20 Page 3 Horse special

Series 7, Episode 20: Page 3 Special We open with a montage: Still images of Page 3 girls - smiling, topless models with amazing bodies; clips of these same models at show-bizz functions and public appearances; cover shots of adult magazines with those same girls highlighted; and more ‘Page 3’ shots – blondes, brunettes, black girls, white girls, fake boobs, real boobs (but always big boobs). These aren’t the Page 3 superstars – not a Sam Fox, Linda Lusardi or Maria Whittaker of the 80s –...

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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e16 Annalise Tsaro 31

Series 5, Episode 13: Annalise Tsaro (31) – Dover – builder’s wife, loads of kids, ultra-protected, wants to do something crazy and independent We open with our beautiful shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then fall toward the planet at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit to sea level in front of the White Cliffs of Dover in just a few seconds – and we’re already into live-action. From here we race toward the cliffs, but just as we expect to rise...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e15 Kimberly

“The United Kingdom of Zoo – Series 4, Episode 14: Kimberly” by Luke Ozvik Series 4, Episode 14: KIMBERLY We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking down on a busy motorway – cars flying by at 70-80-90mph ... Now we’re on the windswept sea-front of an old-fashioned English resort town ... Finally, we’re in a quiet, narrow residential street, late at night, outside a traditional English pub. White walls and black...

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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e4 Becky Millington 32

We fade in on the face of a man – Mr Average, nothing to shout about, nothing to run away from ... He’s filming himself, selfie-style on a smart-phone camera. He looks excited and full of fun. He speaks, almost whispers, direct to the camera, in a mild Scouse accent, “Dear Charley, my name’s Kyle, and I’d like to nominate my partner, Becky, to be on The United Kingdom of Zoo – because she never stops thinking about having sex with dogs ... And to prove it ... Come with me...” He turns the...

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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e3 Robyn

We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a build up inner city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing over a river – tourists leaning over the sides, taking pictures ... Then we’re looking down on a busy motorway – cars flying by at 70-80-90mph ... A sign by the road indicates that this is the A127, and that the next turn-off is to...

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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e11 Janine Saunders 18

Series 6, Episode 11 – Janine Saunders (18), from Birmingham We fade in on a nice townhouse in a nice neighbourhood – then we cut to inside the house and see our hostess – Charley – sitting at her desk, a large computer editing suite laid out infront of her (big computer, multiple screens, etc.) She appears to be editing an episode of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’ as we watch, although there’s nothing sexual on screen at the moment, just a young couple walking a large Alsatian. Charley turns...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e16 Olivia

“The United Kingdom of Zoo – Series 4, Episode 16: Olivia” by Luke Ozvik Series 4, Episode 16: OLIVIA We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway ... And then we’re looking at something new... The Royal Courts of Justice in London. An amazing grandiose building, opened way back in 1882 by Queen Victoria herself. It’s an impressive Victorian Gothic grey stone building that screams...

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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e18 Rachael

Series 4, Episode 18: RACHAEL We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway ... And then we’re looking at something new... A large sewage treatment plant. A mini montage of big circular pools of household waste, being chewed up and cleaned by large rotating mechanical arms ... It looks like it smells terrible. The occasional member of staff, checking equipment, wearing full overalls...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e19 Belinda

Series 4, Episode 19: Belinda We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway ... And then we’re looking at something new... We’re in an unimpressive residential area. Lots of orange/brown two story terraced houses that probably looked very modern and sharp in the early 80s, but now just look boring. An occasional resident walks along the street alone, a couple of cars pass by –...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e17 Penelope

“The United Kingdom of Zoo – Series 4, Episode 18: Penelope” by Luke Ozvik Series 4, Episode 18: PENELOPE We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway ... And then we’re looking at something familiar... A narrow single car width country road, leading through an area of barren, rolling, grassy hills. Dry stone walls rise about 3 feet on either side of the narrow road. A few cows...

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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e12 Cate Morado 36

We open with our beautiful shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then fall toward the planet at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit toward the south of England, toward the massive urban sprawl that is London ... Reaching ground level in just a few seconds. From here we race through animated streets, passing traditional London Black Cabs and red Double Decker buses until we hit a wide street of three-story buildings – shopfronts downstairs, apartments...

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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e2 Cara

Series 4, Episode 2: Cara We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a build up inner city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking at a car park outside a shopping mall – cars everywhere, shoppers bringing their goods back to their cars ... Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing over a river – tourists leaning over the sides, taking pictures... Then we’re on a quiet...

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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess10e01 Anita Vernon 25 from Bury

As part of our commitment to social distancing and the safety of our great nation, this season of the “United Kingdom of Zoo” has been filmed almost entirely with remote cameras. We wish to thank the many lovely ladies who have travelled to see us at our Manchester studios, and hope they all enjoyed fulfilling their fantasies as much as we enjoyed watching... We fade in on a dark set. A spotlight illuminates a single bed – steel-frame, mattress, no bedclothes or pillows. We had a scour a...

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