The United Kingdom Of Zoo (A Fake BBC Documentary Series)S12: E15: Patrice Heslop (48) From Rutherglen free porn video
We fade in on a residential suburb ... The sky is grey, and so are the buildings ... Semi-detached, two-story, pebble-dashed post-war homes, fronted by high hedgerows.
The wide street between them looks like it’s dual carriageway, but the sides of the street are entirely taken up with parked cars. There are even cars parked in the bus stop space – meaning that the bus passing through our shot has to stop in the middle of the road to let off passengers ... One of whom, a middle-aged, red-head, steps off somewhat self-consciously and walks between parked cars to the pavement – doing her best not to look up toward our camera ... Dressed conservatively, with a warm overcoat that can’t hide the fact that she’s a ‘curvy’ girl.
We follow her as she walks half a dozen houses along the street until we see our host, larger than life and twice as ugly, it’s the ever loyal West Ham supporter, and champion of bestiality breeding, Dennis Baxter – and alongside him, tugging on his leash, the young, handsome and sleek Doberman the ladies love ... Romeo.
As Patrice approaches Dennis and his dog, she can’t help but crack a broad, excited smile.
Dennis introduces himself to her, which also serves as his introduction to the viewers at home ... His accent harsh and gravelly.
“‘Ello there ... I’m Dennis Baxter, and this is my dog, Romeo ... We’re from ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’, and we’ve come here today – so my dog can fuck the shit out of you!”
Patrice lets out a giggle and then begins to turn toward her front door... “Well ... Why don’t you step inside...?”
We cut to inside the house – a neat and tidy home, with everything in its place.
Our aging, chunky guest has removed her coat and is in the process of hanging it on a hook in the hallway. She’s wearing a conservative dress, belted at the waist to try and make her look a little thinner (it’s not working – she’s not obese, but she’s a big girl). Stairs lead away to the upper level behind her. She looks right into the camera, still struggling to suppress her smile.
“I’m Patrice Heslop ... I’m 48 years old ... I’m from Rutherglen, in Scotland, and I’ve been married to Kenneth for twenty-five ... And I’m very happy that Dennis has brought his Doberman here to fuck me today – because I’ve wanted to do this for a long time!”
The hallway is too tight to get a decent shot of Dennis interviewing his guest, so we cut back and forward between the close up of her talking, and a wider shot from the end of the hall, in which we can see Dennis beyond her, dog at his feet, cameraman behind him, filming her close-up over his shoulder...
Patrice tells us her story whilst our host nods along to show he’s listening. Everything she says is tinged with an excited edge and she fights to suppress her smile throughout. “Ye might no believe me, but it’s always been ma fantasy to do this for ma husband ... He loves watching doggy sex videos ... And he’s always got me to watch them with him ... He loves me to wank him off whilst we watch ... I don’t mind them, they’re kinky and when the girls are into it, they’re a wee turn-on, but I love that he loves it ... And I love that he loves it more when I watch with him ... And I love to make him cum at just the right moment ... He says the ultimate would be to watch a video of me doing it ... And I like that wi all these hot young women doing it – it’s me that he wants to see in action ... So this is for him ... I can’t wait to be fucked by your doggy ... But what I’m looking for the most, is to sit down and watch the video with Kenneth...”
It’s a familiar story, we’ve heard variations of it before - but not everyone has an original inspiration for wanting to do something...
“‘E’s a lucky man ... A very lucky man ... A lot of wives aren’t this understanding of their man...” Notes Dennis.
“Aye, well, it helps that dogsex turns me on – so it’s no as if I’m no getting anything out of this...”
“So, you’re looking forward to the cock then?” Checks Dennis.
“Oh yes ... And the knot ... And all the other fun stuff ... I cannae wait...” Smiles our guest.
“Well, in that case ... Let’s not wait...” As Dennis speaks he gives a little tug on the dog’s leash, which alerts Romeo to the impending action. “So, where did you want to film your scene?”
Patrice tips her head back over her shoulder, toward the staircase... “Up in the bedroom, in the marital bed ... I think he’d really like that...”
We cut to the bedroom – and it looks like someone is a big fan of Ikea, with the wide, low double bed, both bedside tables, and even lamps all having that Swedish wooden look. Crisp, clean, white sheets are pulled flat and tucked in with hotel precision.
The door opens and our guest walks in, followed by Dennis close behind with his sprightly Doberman.
They move toward the bed, and turn to face the camera, Dennis continuing his interview.
“In a couple of minutes, I’m gonna take this bad boy’s lead off, and we’re going to let this big dog fuck you like you’ve never been fucked in your life... ‘Ow does that make you feel?”
Patrice wears a wonderous expression and flicks some of that long curly hair out of her face, turning her head to make sure she looks like she’s talking to Dennis as well as the camera. “Well ... Obviously, I’m only human, so it makes me feel as wet as a...” She’s lost for words, so just holds her hands up in surrender, then laughs as she adds, “ ... a very wet thing!”
“OOooh, as wet as a very wet thing...” Comments our Cockney host. “That IS wet ... I think we better get you naked before you say anything even dumber than that...”
“Yeah...” Says Patrice, waving her hands, plainly unable to think of a witty comeback. “Let’s do that...!” and she lets out a nervous laugh.
We cut to the image of her wriggling out of her dress – pulling down over her large bust, showing off a silver-grey and black bodice ... Then over her curvy hips and big bum, showing off that she’s not bothered with panties today ... Then down her thick thighs, showing off black stockings that only reach a few inches above her knees.
“Your boy’s in for a smmooooooottthhhh ride...” She comments, self-confidently as she gives us a bit of a hip wriggle – showing off her body, obviously proud of her curves. Her smile almost as big as her arse!
Then, mouth a little open, feigning anticipation, she works her way down the buttons on the side of the bodice, popping them one after the next, releasing the pressure, until the whole thing pops open. It’s not an explosion of fat, but there’s definitely a release of flesh – most notably her big boobs dropping down and spreading out. Her belly sags a little, but we barely notice it because of those tits.
So she’s naked (but for those stockings), and very happy, and... “I can’t wait ... Now ... Where’s this doggy?”
She pauses for a second, naked in full frontal to our cameras. Chunky, rounded, rolls on her hips, around her belly ... We are able to confirm our earlier appraisal - she’s certainly not obese, but there’s plenty of her. Most will be happy to see her, few will consider her too big to be naked on tv ... To be more accurate, few will consider her too big to be naked on UK of Zoo ... The dog definitely doesn’t care ... She’s alive and moving, she’s fleshy, she’s warm – and she’s willing...
She looks from the camera to across to the dog – and just as she does, Dennis releases him from his chain – he rushes toward her - she doesn’t flinch. Dropping to her haunches, big thighs straining, and catching him as he arrives at her feet, letting out and excited giggle and grinning broadly. The force of his arrival almost knocking her back on her arse ... She yelps and laughs as she holds him off - stroking his head and neck, gripping handfuls of short fur and flesh. Breathing harder the more real it gets ... Noting that, “Kenneth loves seein’ a girl kiss her dog...”, she leans in toward the dog, pursing her lips and offering her mouth to him...
He reacts by licking at her excitedly – and she doesn’t back away, letting him lick her pursed lips, then opening her mouth and slipping her tongue all the way out onto her chin – into the path of his tongue, letting him lick over that as well ... She makes no attempt to back away, or to stop him – letting him go ... Letting him get increasingly excited, his licking getting more intense, pushing toward her ... His body pushing up against her big tits as she leans back ... She lets him go until his pushing toward her and licking so hard, that she’s almost choking - at which point she finally allows herself to fall onto her back – letting him step over her. Reaching up to stroke his neck and his head, pushing him away playfully to buy herself time to catch her breath. Looking up into camera and saying, “I hope you like that Kenny ... That was soooo hot ... He’s soooo big and strong...”
We cut away to a wider shot, seeing Dennis in the background, watching over his dog but staying out of the way of the cameras.
Back to Patrice, down on the floor with the dog still standing over her - pushing him away playfully... “Gimme a second ... Gimme a second ... Dirty boy ... You’re just a horny bastard, aren’t ye?”
“‘E’s a dirty boy, alright...” Calls Dennis, from off camera, adding, “Not nearly as dirty as you though, ya filthy old slut!” And he laughs.
Patrice smiles up at him, and this time doesn’t stop the Doberman as he returns to her, dropping his head down between her chunky thighs ... She lays back again, spreading her thighs – legs up in the air, knees apart – and presenting her pussy to the beast.
He drops his snout to her wide-open groin and begins to lick at her hairy snatch – his long tongue sliding over the length of her slot, wide and warm ... And she immediately arches her back, letting out a high-pitched squeal of delight, “OOOooohhhh GGaaawwwddd!” – flat on her back, grabbing her big titties and squeezing them. “Oooohhh Kennyyyyyy ... Ooooohhhh ... This is ... OOooohhh fffffaaaahhhkkkk...” Her whole body begins to shake – partly from the pleasure of the dog’s tongue, partly from the strain of holding her legs in the air.
Romeo licks at her pussy – digging deep – tasting all ... Hungry and happy ... Licking with real enthusiasm ... His chest down, front legs forward, rear end up – licking like he loves it...
On the receiving end – our guest definitely loves it ... That wide, warm canine tongue occupying her senses, driving her crazy ... She’s still squeezing her big tits, holding them to her chest rather than playing with them as the beast continues to lap at her.
She’s gasping in ragged, hard breaths – her ribcage swelling ... Body shaking ... Writhing and twisting from side-to-side as the dog continues to soak her – driving her toward her first dogasm ... Her catching her breath ... Jerking ... Fingers digging into her tits, soft flesh spilling between them...
She’s moaning, “OOoohhh ggaawwdddd ... OOoohhh gggaawwwdd ... Kenny ... Aaaaahhhhmmm ggoonnaaeee cum wi’ the dooooggggggg!” – and arching her back ... Straining ... Shaking ... Then suddenly pulling a hand off one of her tits and jamming it down to her pussy, rubbing fingertips over her clit, mashing her flesh even as the dog continues to lick at her ... Rubbing herself over the top ... And croaking “FFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKK!” through gritted teeth as her face turns as red as her hair ... She looks like she’s about to pop a vein in her temple...
She slams her big thighs together as she cums – not trying to block the dog, simply losing control ... Romeo jumps back, licking the air, twisting and jumping to the side, his tail wagging as he looks up at his master (off camera)...
We cut to a shot of Dennis watching on, encouraging his dog. “Go on, my son ... That’s just foreplay ... She’ll want the real thing...”
We cut back to Patrice – still on her back, catching her breath, legs together, arms wrapped around her chest, holding her big boobs. Shivering and sweating...
Then fade through to another shot of her – as she climbs up onto the marital bed and gets into position on her hands and knees. Big arse sticking up, big boobs hanging down. Head back, flicking long curly locks out of her face. She still looks red in the face and out of breath (although we’ve actually cut almost ten minutes of recovery time out of the action).
She drops down onto one elbow, then reaches back with her free hand, grabs a big arse-cheek and pulls it to the side, opening her arse up, pulling her thigh around a little and exposing the meaty lips of her wet slot to us.
“I want him to fuck my cunt...” She gasps, looking up toward Dennis, then back toward the beast, then up toward the camera with a glint in her eye, “Kenny’s want you to fuck my cunt!!” Breathing hard, then adding, “Fuck my cunt!”
Romeo makes his move – rushing toward the bed, jumping up and heading straight to her rear end, rising up behind her – over her big bum, and grabbing hold around her wide waist – his big paws scraping around the flesh of her belly roll, his sleek body stretching over her back in a second, his head above hers as he stabs his hard cock toward her fat pussy lips ... The pointed, angled tip pushing up against her flesh, between the lips, almost inside her...
He pumps hard, and it clear that he’s popped into her almost immediately ... And as soon as he’s inside, her begins to lurches hard into her – and she loses the ability to make words – just letting out a series of squeals and yelps, “OOHHH ... OOOWWWW ... KENNY! ... OHH KENNY! I’M FUCKING A DOG ... I’M FUCKING A DOG...!”
Behind the action, just off camera, we can hear Dennis’s gravelly voice calling, “Fuck that slut ... Go on, fuck that fat cunt!”
The scary beast doesn’t need encouragement ... He’s fucking her because it feels good, not because anyone has told him too ... Her soft pussy, nice and cool, wrapped around his fat shaft – driving it deep inside her ... And with each rally of thrusts she lets out another series of gasped squeals, “GODD! OOHHhhh Kennny ... Kenny ... It’s amazin’ ... I’m amazziin’...! AAAHHH!” – looking up toward our camera, half smiling toward us, half pouting between the moans ... Bracing herself against the onslaught ... The Doberman on her back, holding tight, leaning into it, giving her everything he’s got ... Hard and fast, in rallies of a dozen thrusts at a time, then a little pause, a shuffle of the hind-paws, and then another rally ... Big tits jiggling and shaking under her, arms and legs straining to take his weight as well as hers.
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