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Little Miss Calculation

Little Miss CalculationCan one plus one sometimes equal three?Part 1“I’ll see you later, El.” Hayden Beck raked his fingers through his long, unkempt hair. He had cultured a lazy, bad boy mash-up and Elaine hated herself a little for thinking it cute. To Natalie and Rebecca, he nodded. “Ladies…”“Bye.” Elaine Little watched the span of his shoulders all the way to the door. That’s when she heard their snickers. “What?”“So how long have you two been hooking up?” It was Rebecca asking, looking...

Life with Brian

Brian and I had been best friends for as long as I could remember, although I wondered why from time to time. Sometimes he drove me nuts. He sometimes behaved really oafishly - or just insensitively - and he could be opinionated, too. Not that he didn’t have good reason to be. He was always one of the smartest k**s I knew, and he was captain of the football team when we were at high school. Brian was one of those good-looking golden boys for whom life always naturally came easy, smiling his way...

Black Daddy

Matt, my husband came home one day and announced that the VP for Marketing was going to open up and he and the two other division chiefs would be up for the position. I was pleased and gave him a big hug, kiss and wished him well.The 3-B corporation, for which Matt works, was started by the current president's father and has grown to a multi-million dollar corporation. It is a family owned (Black owned) and at this time Matt was the lone white Division Chief with the other two being black.Matt...

ProfNigma Stories 1 iCarly One Night Part1

ProfNigma Stories #1 iCarly: One Night Part1 iCarly: One Night Part 1It was a late night in the iCarly studio as Carly, Sam, and Freddie cleaned up the mess from one of their skits. The gag revolved around Gibby diving into a k*ddie pool full of chicken salad while dressed a chicken suit, but as humorous as it had seemed in the planning stages, the stench, hours later, was certainly not funny."Whose dumb idea was this in the first place!?" Sam yelled as she cleaned up the car prop on the far...

my wifes naughty elder sister talked me into

It is really impossible for a person like me to hold himself up to his wife only when he has a Saali like Mukta. My marriage is more than a year old and I am indulged in an extra marital affair with sister of my wife. Mukta is actually my wife’s cousin sister, nearly 3-4 years elder then me, not married and very young and naughty from the heart. I must tell you that from the first day I met her I was tempted by Mukta's body. This woman was meant to be fucked, and fucked repeatedly. Warm and...

My Hot Neighbor Part 1 Flirting with the MILF

I am a 23-year-old guy living in Mumbai, Maharashtra. I live in a society of bungalows. I was studying in one of the medical colleges of Mumbai. The bungalow in front of mine had been uninhabited for many years. During the summer of 2016, a family moved into the bungalow. The family consisted of a couple in their mid-30s and their small child. My family welcomed them into the society. We also invited them over for dinner that weekend. That weekend, I became well acquainted with them. The man’s...

In Laws

In-Lawsby PatrickI was just into my 22nd year of life, and my final year of College when I met Henry. It was at a dinner party with some friends, and you could say he swept me off my feet or swept into my life like a tornado or knocked me for a loop, or any of those corny things, because it was absolutely true. I was totally and completely overwhelmed. I'd grown up in a small town and my parents were very strict and conservative, and although there had been one or two males in my life since I...

The Sex Genie Taboo Story

I've always told my mother that she works too much.She's a full-time attorney by day, and she somehow finds the time to teach a few evening classes per week at the law school which I attend.As a result, her love life had really suffered. Her workaholic behavior came as a result of the divorce several years ago. Overworking was her way of coping and moving on, and it left her in a cycle of being lonely and longing for the perfect man in her life.The Sex GenieIt was late in the afternoon and I...

First Time Being Sucked By A School Friend

As of today, that is., December 2016, I am a 5’10 ft tall toned guy of 24 years old. This piece of the story is from my school days when I was 17 years. It was June 2010 when I was appointed as a school prefect. Before that, when ever I saw my reflection in my mirror, my eyes struck at my bulge and same happened when ever I saw any toned or handsome guy around me in my school or tuition. I always wanted some one to feel my bulge and I do the same with others. When I was appointed as a school...

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WHAT MOM DOESNT KNOW LONG VERSION

Until I read stories on Literotica, I had no idea how many sons had fantasies...or sometimes realities...of having sex with their Mother. I mean, it is not really a conversation one has with their buddies. Imagine this:"Dude, you know who I would really like to fuck?""Anyone who moves, I imagine.""True. But do you know who my most constant late night focus of my daily stroke-fest sessions?""Beth, the head cheerleader?""She's in the top five, no doubt.""Well, who would be number one...

The Pixie s Promise

As always, I welcome any and all comments, I try to answer all email so feel free to tell me what you think. As long as you're polite, of course -- flames will be ignored. Disclaimers seem silly, but necessary I suppose. This work is intended for adults only. This is a work of *fiction* and if you can't deal with that then get a life. The work is copyright 1997 to me, Janice Dreamer. Permission is granted to post, repost, and otherwise distribute electronically, but please don't try...

Life With Brian

This is the first story I've ever written. Let me know if you like it, or if you think it needs more work. Thanks. Feel free to archive or otherwise distribute, provided it (and this preamble) is unedited and no fee is charged for access. This story may not be distributed from any site that charges money, is members-only, or uses that ridiculous "adult check" thing (or any similar system). All rights reserved by the author, who can be contacted at ...

A Romantic Dating Fantasy 8211 Part 1

Disclaimer: A fiction story. Resemblance of any character, names, places to any real, living or dead person, place is purely coincident. Use your discretion. So I was just swiping through profiles on a dating app. We know how beautiful girls are. I, being an introvert, always had difficulties approaching females. Without any close female friend by the age of 25, I was almost feeling as if I am a loser. Studies have been a huge part of my daily routine. Friends are great, ok, but having someone...

Chatting with Bill Hart

Chat Night Guest: Bill Hart On Monday August 30, 1999 6PM PST Edited by Anne-Mal You can e-mail Bill at: [email protected] or [email protected] We start out with our little Fictionmania soap opera. (Julie) Hi all! (*Anne-Mal) Hi Julie! (Julie) Hi Babe! (*Anne-Mal) Not in public Julie! Bash will catch on! (Bashful) Hi Honey, how was class? (Julie) Short for a first day. (Bashful) Ahem, she was talking to me Anne! (*Anne-Mal) If you want to think...

The Class Project Chapter 8

Author's Note: It's been nearly 8 years since I posted Chapter 7 of this story. Many of today's readers may be unfamiliar with the original 7 chapters I posted in 1995 and those that are may no longer remember the story. For that reason I've recently posted a slightly updated version of the original so everyone can bring themselves up to date. A lot has changed for me since I started this story. I have a different point of view than I did back then. But I've tried to keep the same...

Brad s Therapy

Brad's Therapy By Slothrop Chapter 1: No Retreat, No Surrender I watched my mother. She had that 'thousand yard stare' again, sitting on the porch. I knew it was best to just be with her and wait until she came out of it. It had been six months since she had been rescued from the South American jungle and I still did not know all that had happened to her. I had missed my parents terribly for the two years they had been missing, kidnapped by a group of self-styled political rebels....

Amber and Jake An Altered Fates Story

Thanks to Steve Zink he helped enormously by super editing as always! Amber and Jake - An Altered Fates Story By Eric Mr. Jacob W. Watson, known to one and all as Jake, walked with his usual energy through the parking lot to the plant. He was 35 and though he was popular, Jake would not win any beauty contests! He was 'medium'. Medium height 5' 10, hair medium brown, eyes brown, not slim but not overweight. Today he was even wearing a brown suit! Jake was VP in charge of...

What Women Want Lust Or Love

WHAT WOMEN WANT – COMBINATION OF LOVE AND LUST !!! As i proceed further i request you all to read my story in isolation away from noise,people and other destruction.i want to know real emotions in terms of lust(hawas) or love (pyar) in your comments.so if you are in noisy place close it and select half hour isolated to give justice to this wonderful moment of my life.i will not say it is real or imaginary you decide it.those who want only erotica or lund and choot style or ahhh or ohhh kindly...

My Summer in Pantyhose Chapter 10

Note to readers: Sorry this took so long. I'll try to do better. Chapter 10 I had a hard time sleeping Thursday night as I was so excited thinking about my meeting with Megan. I usually wake up on my own but my mother had to wake me on Friday morning. "Come on sleepy head. Get ready or you'll make me late." I was initially very foggy but then I remembered my approaching lunch date with Megan. Could I really call it a date? Did she think of it as a date? I was immediately...

Senses

“You smell nice!” Those were the first words that Suzie said to me when I met her in the ‘flesh’ that didn’t have anything to do with work. They were also the first hint I spotted that she had a disability. I had known her for almost six months but our ‘relationship’ had been limited to phone calls, e-mails and the occasional video chat/conference. It soon transpired that she had the sort of dry sense of humour that appealed to me. When I first saw her laugh on my monitor I began praying that...

The Mindy Effect 1

The Mindy Effect Patrick Loomis headed into the kitchen, still shaking off the effects of last nights sleep. Oh, he'd been up for a while; but, even with washing his face, combing his hair, and getting dressed, he was still slightly out of it. Fortunately for him he still had however long it would take him to eat breakfast to wake up some more. Short for his age, the high-school student was as disheveled as he was groggy. His brown hair was tussled and mussed even after his...

Honeymoon

This one is rather long for a mainly two character story with little action, but it has some virtues, and if I revise it again it'll only get longer. So as usual, if you don't like it, don't buy it. And if too young for it, go out and play or text or something. Honeymoon by Vickie Tern Marcie lay back in her favorite overstuffed leather chair, her "throne" she sometimes called it, one of her legs draped casually over...

Me And My Highly Disfigured Masochist Husband 4

ME AND MY HIGHLY DISFIGURED MASOCHIST HUSBAND - PART FOUR© 2011 By meatbone12 Meanwhile,back to late August of 2001,when _____ started in with his humping motions,I just gritted my teeth,glaring at him saying to him that he'd better behave or I wouldn't do it at all.That shut him up for a bit.But eventually he started in with, "I'll see to it that..." (as I interrupted his sentence with),"That you'll see to WHAT...THAT I LOSE MY JOB?!?!" He just glared back,seething at me like some ugly...

Amber and Jake an Amulet of Zulo Story

Amber and Jake - An Altered Fates Story By Eric Mr. Jacob W. Watson, known to one and all as Jake, walked with his usual energy through the parking lot to the plant. He was 35 and though he was popular, Jake would not win any beauty contests! He was 'medium'. Medium height 5' 10, hair medium brown, eyes medium brown, body not slim but not overweight. Today he was even wearing a brown suit! Jake was VP in charge of manufacturing at Schimdt tool and die company. The plant was the second...

The Wall

Michelle took him in: he was a tall, broad, thick-necked slab of lean muscle. His gaze had more cleverness than intelligence, but he was sharp, all there. She winked at Amy as they came over to her table, as if to say: "Good job." "Michelle, this is Joseph." "Hi Joseph, pleased to meet you." Pleasantries were exchanged, and small talk initiated. The weather was a little warm for the season, and a thunderstorm had passed through that afternoon. Traffic was no worse than usual, but Joseph had...

Great Shift Life at the Zou

AUTHOR'S NOTE: I think the Great Shift was meant to happen in 1999. I, however, am not all that great at remembering things I didn't much care about 12 years ago, so I wrote this story as if it happened in the present day. Hope you can all still enjoy it! It started off like any other day on the Mizzou campus. Well, the morning might have been a bit colder, but otherwise, fairly normal. That's why I figure it must've been science or aliens or something. It definitely wasn't an...

Sue Ellen Carter A Southern Lady

SUE-ELLEN CARTER A Southern Lady By Betty Noone My name is Robert E. Bradford, age 44, 5'6" in height and weigh 160 pounds. I live in Tascaloos, Alabama, a factory town with about 90,000 population. With my wife, Mary Lou,I own a cafe. My family have lived in the South every since my great-great-great (I don't know how many more greats to add) grandfather immigrated from Ireland about five years before the Civil War and...

Actions Have Consequences Vol 4 Helen s Thoughts

Helen's Thoughts By Sarah Goodwoman Author's notes: This is another prequel to Actions Have Consequences. People have pointed out we do not have insight into what she was thinking. I hope it does help show why Helen did what she did and how it got out of control. I cannot believe that Doug would say that, but Cindy would not lie. He did have her removed from his classroom. Doug is usually so level headed, but I can tell he doesn't like Cindy. He might have done so...

Becky and David

Author’s Note: This is by far my favorite collaborative story (my contributions are in focus largely on Becky - the italic bits). I really loved the way it developed and that it just didn’t end with mutual orgasms or falling asleep. There are days when things work, and there are days when things don't. David knew he'd have to come to terms with this, but the situation since he'd stepped onto the airplane had been positively abysmal. The flight hadn't been delayed, but he had been forced to...

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Life Out of Joint Chapter 1 7 Home for Halloween

LIFE OUT OF JOINT ================= by Crazy Baron DISCLAIMERS This work is not intended to make profit. It may be distributed to forums where it can be read free of charge, provided that the author gives his explicit permission and that the text is not altered. While it contains copyrighted intellectual property (namely, appearances of fictional characters), no copyright infringement is intended. As the story deals with topics and themes related to sexuality, violence and...

Life Out of Joint Chapter 3 7 Off the Rails

LIFE OUT OF JOINT by Crazy Baron Chapter 3/7 -- Off the Rails Synopsis: The second half of the Halloween roleplaying party sees moments of fun mixed with unintended and unexpected drama. Cousin Scott needs to be rescued from a life of vice. ***** The girls had decided that we would have dinner right after the roleplay session, and for once, everybody was in perfect agreement that it was a good idea. "Spike", "Angel" and "Xander" popped out to get the food from the back room, and...

The Wager part 6

Chapter Seventeen Week fifteen. After I had motored home and caught up with my sleep, Sam and I got in touch with her dad's retired police friend. We explained what I had seen and how we got the information. We knew that we were breaking the law with the hacking and could not go to the police and tell them what we knew. What we could give him though, was the date of the next delivery and a description of the methodology. Our friend sat thoughtful for a while and suggested that he go...

From Across The Room 2

Having not completely recuperated from recently having one of the best 'no sex' dreams of my life, I was busy working on the massive web site upgrade I had been contracted to do. Things in that respect were going well - it was my personal life that was in major turmoil, all because of that dream.Sam called me to his office and asked if I would go to the airport to meet his grand daughter, who was scheduled to arrive soon. She was flying in for a big meeting that Sam was setting up, but nobody...

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Staying Her

Chapter 1 He awoke. His eyes recoiled as they met the harsh morning light streaming through the window. Looking to his right, James expected to see her, but he did not. In some respects, he was glad, for her absence meant that stillness of the morning would be preserved, and he would be granted a little more time to enjoy it. This morning, however, that was not meant to be. Like a hurricane, she blew into the room. "Good morning, sleepy head!" Skye cried, flinging open the...

Reflection 2 You ll always remember your first

Reflection 2 - You'll always remember your first By Jena Corso Edited By Angela Meyers So with my 200th story as I promised I'm writing about men and my first date. You love them. You hate them. You are one or for some were one. Even though you think you know things from a male perspective, once you get close to a kiss or a hook up or a date.... Only thing I can I tell you for sure is you never do know what you think you know! That's for sure. So I love all my fans and thank...

Rock God

The first time Kevin Roach was mistaken for Tommy Ross he was in the White Lion. The mistake's maker approached him when he was at the bar, getting in a round of drinks for himself and his workmates. She had bobbed red hair and neat, pretty features and she wore a T-shirt displaying her allegiance to the rock band White Noise.'Sorry to bother you,' the newcomer said, as she materialized at Kevin's elbow, her head inclined coquettishly to one side, 'but my friends won't shut up unless I settle...

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Susan s procedure

Susan?s Procedure Part 1 ?Are you sure it is what you want? You know that this procedure is not reversible and once started could not be interrupted? ?Yes? I am sure?, replied Susan with a trembling voice while looking at the floor. It was very humiliating submitting herself to that procedure, but it was worse admitting it was what she wanted. Dr. Mark Summers was dressed in a white laboratory coat; he was maybe in his mid forties and talked in a neutral, relaxed voice, trying to hide his...

Senses

Senses “You smell nice!” Those were the first words that Suzie said to me when I met her in the ‘flesh’ that didn’t have anything to do with work. They were also the first hint I spotted that she had a disability. I had known her for almost six months but our ‘relationship’ had been limited to phone calls, e-mails and the occasional video chat/conference. It soon transpired that she had the sort of dry sense of humour that appealed to me. When I first saw her laugh on my monitor I began...

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A Private Meeting

It was a stinking hot day in the middle of December. Decorations were set up everywhere bringing a Christmas feel throughout the office. Josie placed her Chris Cringle gift under the plastic tree. Inside the wrapping paper of her gift was a cheap toaster from Big W. She did not care, as she was not too fond of Christmas. It was only because her work forced everyone to give a gift to another work college, that she had bought it. She had been working since nine and being an eight hour shift, she...

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Unreasonable Expectations and Revenge

Unreasonable Expectations and Revenge.Page 1. It was extremely rare that I didn't pick a victim or victims at random, in that I'd had no prior contact with them, at least that they knew of. By far and away the most difficult, often seemingly impossible crimes for the cops to solve were the stranger to stranger ones and that all made perfect sense. While great efforts and resources were being focused upon the missing party or parties, none was being directed to the mysterious...

The Game show

THE GAME SHOW by BlackStar second edition Watched a TV Game Show recently and found them repetitive and insipid. Where the excitement in a contestant answering a question and winning loads of money. However, if she was in jeopardy of sexual abuse, rape even death then if she failed then it might be more stimulating x To reply to certain criticisms about this story as published before, I have removed the offending part and edited and added to the story, I hope you enjoy. Further to add to your...

Moody Fragments a Memoir about Relationships

I am awake now. The long green curtains are still drawn yet I can see behind them that it is daylight now. Morning. Early.I am naked and lying on the top of the covers of the double bed - her bed.I move my head slowly to the left and see that she is still asleep with her long, thick and curly chestnut hair splayed out on the pillow. She is naked too.I run my eyes, feeling kind of like a voyeur and a little guiltily, over the exposed flesh of her body which is half-turned towards me.Her head is...

THE SATYRICON OF PETRONIUS ARBITER Chapters 1 26

Author of THE SATYRICON - Gaius Petronius Arbiter (c. 27 - 66 AD) was a Roman courtier during the reign of Nero. He is generally believed to be the author of the Satyricon, a satirical novel believed to have been written during the Neronian era (54-68 AD). Tacitus, Plutarch and Pliny the Elder describe Petronius as the elegantiae arbiter (also phrased arbiter elegantiarum), "judge of elegance" in the court of the emperor Nero. He served as suffect consul in 62. Later, he became a member of...

I Belong To The Band

I hope and pray that writing this down will help, getting it on paper will keep me from going out tonight and finding those three bitches. I haven't been able to think about anything else all week, haven't done any school work, can't pay attention in class. I do try to forget, (don't think of pink elephants) I just can’t, I get a hard on and run back to my room and jerk off. Maybe if I can see it all down on the page, really see how sick it is, how totally fucked up, maybe I can stop being...

A Girl Walks Into A Bar Part 1 Of 2

I was sitting with my back to the bar, elbows propped on the rail, so I saw her when she walked in. So did many others, and whispers were exchanged and heads turned. A significant number of eyes followed her as she crossed the room and took a seat at the bar several seats away from me. She seemed casually self-contained, unaware of the stir she’d caused. It was a convincing act, but I felt certain that she was fully aware of it.I spun my chair so that I could face the bar and study her in the...

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Naked Exposure

Have you ever tried to serve a someone a meal, flirt with them, then seduce them, all while being desperate to cum – and have to do so without making the tiniest mistake? I have.Mistress Andrea stood off to the side, watching as I performed an erotic dance for an honored guest, Master Aleksandr, who was watching from the dinner table where I had just finished serving his meal. Mistress Andrea would ultimately be the one to pass judgement on whether I was good enough to be initiated as a slave...

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Being Jim Ch 08 Lightning Strikes Twice

The old saying goes that “Lightning never strikes twice in the same place.” I’m not sure how scientific or even true by practical experience that may be but I for one know for certain that in matters of the heart… It’s not true. I’ve for the most part led a very fortunate and blessed life. I grew up in a warm and loving home surrounded by family that both kept me humble and taught me the value of kindness and sincerity. I have made very dear and lasting friendships with...

The Genevieve Remix

THE GENEVIEVE REMIX by Crazy Baron NOTIFICATIONS AND DISCLAIMERS This work may be distributed to forums where it can be read free of charge, provided that the author gives his explicit permission and the text is not altered. Please note that this story is intended for mature readers only. The people and incidents depicted herein are completely fictional. THE STORY One of the peculiarities of the human brain is its sensitivity to the combination of sounds that make up the...

My Wild Weekend Part Two Public Interruptus

After my torrid Friday and the events of the day, I was both hungry and as horny as I recall ever being. Feeling no effects from dad’s edible, I choked down another. We entered the restaurant and it lived up to its name. It was cozy and warm and darkened; it reminded me of an ancient grotto.The immaculately dressed and attractive woman at the cut-stone greeting station lit up when she saw my boyfriend.“Glade,” she exclaimed as she came out from behind the station with her arms opened wide for a...

Exhibitionism

Blood Wrong

Note: This is a work of pure fiction. Any persons, places or events that may seem familiar are purely by coincidence. Blood Wrong The sound, frogs croaking and of millions of crickets tuning up their legs for the same night time symphony that is played on most every night out here by the big pond. The occasional sound of a bird or two calling as they flit about the cattails before settling in for the night was familiar too. So peaceful out here. Out where the skies open up...

Kate Bishop and the Tracksuit Mafia

“Why the hush hush? You said that the city was free of the archer.” the goon replied to his boss, referring to the first Hawkeye, Clint Barton. “Yes, but there’s still a Spider crawling about, a devil, and the other archer.” Dmitri replied. The only vigilante he was worried about was the other archer, Kate Bishop. She had foiled his last few attempts to regain a foothold back in NYC for the Tracksuits. Other 22-year-old girls were out having a grand ol time, but Kate found her happy place in...

Flight to Sanity

Everything had conspired against him that morning. First he'd been delayed getting away from home. Rachel had chosen this morning to demand that he talk to her about some domestic issue or another, but he had explained to her that he had to make a flight this morning. She was clearly unhappy, but had accepted that he would sit down with her tonight, after he had returned from the short trip to Chicago to give his presentation. Well, that, plus the fact that his eight year-old son had come...

Francesca

[And yes, please vote and leave comments. They are always most appreciated.] I was the only one in our family to call her Francesca. Everyone else had her down as Fran or Aunt Fran, but not I. It was just something I'd started as a little kid. I guess I just adored her name, the exotic way it rolled off my tongue; that, and maybe, the unspoken implication that we enjoyed some bond over and above that shared between her and the rest of our family. Francesca was my Mom's younger sister; baby...

The To Do List

Kevin Reilly sat under the dim lights of the empty movie theater. The front of his trousers were completely saturated with a gooey concoction of pussy juice and cum, and he was still in a state of shock over the events of the last few hours. It all began that morning, the first glorious day of his vacation. Well, it had been glorious until his wife gave him that damn To-Do List. He even skipped breakfast so he could get a head start on it, but by 12:30 he was less than halfway through it. That...

Miriam

A tale of romance by The Star Lonely. I couldn't believe how lonely I was. How alone I felt. The only other time I'd felt that way, I let it lead me into the biggest mistake of my life-my first wife! So I set my jaw, wrestled my need for people to a draw, and continued on. I must confess, my heart wasn't in it. After all, what's the use in pulling off a big business deal, or being chairman of a committee for a successful community event, if there's no one to share the...

Let Me Count the Ways

"So, did your anniversary dinner meet your expectations?" grinned Chuck. "It was a hell of a lot better than our first date," smirked Darla. "Come on, Hon, the McRib is the epitome of fine dining," "Well, I guess there is a difference between being a struggling law student and junior partner at a prestigious law firm." she laughed. "I was much more charming then." "I think your bank balance says differently," she cracked. "I always knew you were a grasping wench. Just in it...

All Men Cheat

All rights reserved by the author, © 2002. No commercial re-prints authorized without express written permission of the author. All men cheat. Some men cheat between their ears and keep their little head in their pants. Some men chase women like it's an obsession. It is an obsession when you think about it. And some men cheat and don't admit it. Eatin' ain't cheatin', it ain't no disgrace. But if her lips are on your willie, it's cheating even if you are the president. All men...

Stumpy and Olive

As usual, I don't have any idea where this one came from. "Happy birthday, bro." It was a paid subscription to a dating service. A really high priced service, with guarantees of strict confidentiality and carefully screened members. I wasn't smiling. She saw. "Come on now, don't be like that. It's been fourteen months. Have you even gone on a date since then?" "That's your business how, exactly?" She stood up and towered over me. Man I hated that. Being eight inches shorter...

A Farewell to Arms

You don’t go to North Yorkshire for the social life. Maybe it’s the relentless overcast and cold rain. Or maybe it’s the fact that the sheep outnumber the locals. But the natives won’t speak to you unless you sport a flat cap, wear Wellies and have a whippet by your side. I was in Yorkshire because that is where the National Security Agency has its largest signals intelligence operation outside of Fort Meade. I am NOT violating any national secrets by telling you that. All you have to do is...

The Fantastic Wally Wanka

There was probably nobody in the world who'd be at all surprised to discover that Wally Wanka wasn't Chester's real name. Chester Herbert wasn't the sort of name you'd choose to use on the sort of internet site he frequented. But Wally Wanka was the online name he'd used for so long and so often that he almost considered it as much his real name as the one he'd been christened with. And Wally Wanka was the kind of jokey irreverent name that helped give Chester something of a presence...

If the Broom FitsChapter 10

“Get you stupid hands off of me!” Penelope shouts as she is manhandled through the castle. King Gunter allowed her to at least dress so that she is not paraded throughout the walls of the castle before everyone. “I am a student of the East School of Witchery and tell will not be happy with the way you’re treating me.” You mean us... “I will make sure you two are the first on my list,” she threatens. Somehow I doubt that is going to work. “I have powerful friends.” No you don’t. Neither...

Orchard Flower Version Charlie Chapter 3

That winter Buster died. He was curled up in his dog bed, and looked like he was still sleeping, but he was gone. He was old. They'd gotten him for Jill when she was four so he was old, but everybody kind of expected he had a couple more years left in him. I was the one who noticed, because he always lifted his head and wagged his tail when I walked into the mud room, where his bed was. When he didn't, I investigated. I admit I freaked out a little bit. I'd never had a pet, and I'd never...

Whatever It CostsChapter 46

Things returned to normal, Tuesday. Candice and Kathryn felt sorry for Lindsay and me, and they decided ... no, I wasn't asked ... that the next suitable weekend for a 'date' would be Lin's. They also wanted to lay some ground rules to this strange relationship the four of us were having. They could go on dates with others but no intimacy would be allowed, or the person would drop out of the 'pool.' Me? Since I already had three lovely ladies; I, of course, had no reason to date outside...

Kissing KeiraChapter 13

My life became settled very quickly. Aside from the occasional lunch, Keira and I saw each other on the weekends. She charmed me in every way. I thought things would never change, but they did, and not for the better. We rolled through August and into September. School started. Our weekends became intermittent as my work intensified preparing ad campaigns for the Christmas season. Through it all Keira kept me amused with funny text messages and calls every night, some lasting a long...

DestinyChapter 1

I was jogging in the park one morning sweating in my nice new outfit on a lovely sunny day. The trail led through the forest which presented a variety of wonderful smells like pine and some floral scent I couldn't identify but I loved it. Suddenly, I noticed a guy running along beside me. I almost panicked before he smiled and asked, "Are you Destiny?" What a relief. Maybe my heart missed a beat and I'm sure that my look of surprise gave me away. I managed to gasp, "Yes, and you're...

Sea FenciblesChapter 12 Good News and Bad News

The frantic search for Elizabeth Maynard continued for the next days until the militia men were on the verge of mutiny. They had found neither hide nor hair of the young woman, but finally her wedding dress was discovered on the beach of a small cove. Hearing of this, Colonel Maynard returned to his house and locked himself in. Mrs. Fowler had already left Morton Hall and was now living in the Mermaid Inn, claiming that her brother-in-law was beside himself. Rumours from Morton Hall claimed...

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ME: Please welcome my special guest this evening, Céleste d’Chevalier, the bestselling author of The Anarchist’s Cookbook. Céleste. [Applause. Nicki enters.] I understand you have had quite a whirlwind tour this month. Thank you for taking the time to be on our show. NICKI: It’s been insane, but it is over now. I’m home. ME: And home is where? NICKI: Where the heart is. ME: You know I have a daughter named Céleste. NICKI: You know she’s here. She’s been traveling with me for three...

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After I’d showered and changed, I made a few phone calls. The first was to my Dad. “Hi son,” he said when he answered, “how come you’re ringing my mobile and not the house phone?” “I wanted to make sure it was you who answered. I met my roommate last night,” I said. “I would have expected that,” he said, “what’s he like?” “Charlie’s all right, quite nice in fact,” I replied, “except that Charlie is short for Charlotte.” “Ah,” he said, “I can see how you wouldn’t want your mother to be...

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Cat Fight 26 Enemy Camp

tinton - 2 1/2 seconds specton - 2 1/2 minutes Toton - 2 1/2 hours minton - 2 1/2 days daycon - 2 1/2 weeks Malant - 2 1/2 months quant - 2 1/2 years galant - 2 1/2 centuries Metson - 2 1/2 inches maclon - 2 1/2 feet heckson - 2 1/2 miles tetson - 2 1/2 acres unit - 2 1/2 ccs Tac - 2 1/2 pounds Mayan Terms nohchil - Chief Ahau - King k'aat - Claim k’iimil - Death taak’in - gold Characters Bill Axor (AKA Ambrose) - Lion clan, Cit-Chac-Coh King Tomco...

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Cat FightChapter 26 Enemy Camp

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Cat FightChapter 30

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tinton - 2 1/2 seconds specton - 2 1/2 minutes Toton - 2 1/2 hours minton - 2 1/2 days daycon - 2 1/2 weeks Malant - 2 1/2 months quant - 2 1/2 years galant - 2 1/2 centuries Metson - 2 1/2 inches maclon - 2 1/2 feet heckson - 2 1/2 miles tetson - 2 1/2 acres unit - 2 1/2 ccs Tac - 2 1/2 pounds Mayan Terms p'uchik - spank nohchil - Chief Ahau - King k'aat - Claim k’iimil - Death taak’in - gold Characters Bill Axor (AKA Ambrose) - Lion clan, Cit-Chac-Coh King Tomco...

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Every woman has fantasies. Many ladies would love in real life for a burly bare-chested Highlander to grab them into his strong arms and rip away their bodice, just like in the romance novels. Other women have darker desires or needs and it wasn't entirely a complete surprise to discover one evening that Megan, a rather casual acquaintance of mine that I had been hoping to get to know better someday, admitted to us rather frankly that she had rape fantasies ... and insisted that most other...

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Cat Fight 5 Execution

minton - 2 1/2 days quant - 2 1/2 years heckson - 2 1/2 miles Toton - 2 1/2 hours Bill - Lion clan King Tobias - Bill's dead brother Twitty - Grey Tabby clan Glenna - Bengal clan Mikos - Chartreux clan Commander of star cruiser - Wire hair clan General Roth - Leopard clan Theta - Cheetah clan Niaco - Tiger clan Cornelius - one of Bill's Uncles Conrad - Bill's other Uncle Bill smiled as his Uncle was screaming at everyone who passed by. Walking up to...

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Cat Fight 11 Chase

specton - 2 1/2 minutes Toton - 2 1/2 hours minton - 2 1/2 days daycon - 2 1/2 weeks quant - 2 1/2 years galant - 2 1/2 centuries Metson - 2 1/2 inches heckson - 2 1/2 miles tetson - 2 1/2 acres Bill Axor (AKA Ambrose) - Lion clan King Tomco Traxor - Bill's dead father King Tobias Traxor - Bill's dead brother Queen Niaco Traxor - Tiger clan, Tobias mate, now Bill's Twitty Glax - Grey Tabby clan, bill's body guard and mate Glenna Nox - Bengal clan, Bill's body...

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Cat FightChapter 15 Battle

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