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Scott looked at the screens and the map as the iLOX cruisers closed on the Earth and the Broadswords closed with them. There were also a few surprises dotted around that he might be able to use.

"The smart-dust has detected another fleet of iLOX cruisers. They are fully cloaked and have appeared behind our ships, Admiral. There are two hundred more now heading our way, behind the USS Atholl and USS Buchan. I have relayed the details to the captains," said the XO.

"Your Grace, I have a gentleman on the videolink who claims to be the Prime Minster of Asia. He is demanding to speak to you," said another officer.

"Keep those iLOX under observation, make sure the smart-dust sticks with them. Put the deputy Prime Minister through and give me manual override of the videolink," said Scott.

Lo Ping's face appeared on a video screen and he immediately launched into a verbal assault on the High King.

"Mac Fergus, we know you have been conspiring with the Russians! We have tracked the visit you made there and now the monkeys are gathering on our borders. You cannot deny that you are working with them against the Middle Kingdom," Ping exclaimed.

"Deputy prime Minister, I can assure you I am not working with anyone against you," Scott responded.

"I am the Prime Minister! The parliament confirmed that yesterday and I think I have more legitimacy than you have, so called Ard Righ."

"My information is that the Russian delegates and those from some other countries chose not to attend the parliament as they were concerned for their safety, Ping. In those circumstances, I wouldn't crow if I was you and I certainly do not recognise you as the democratically elected Prime Minister."

"Hah, once more you are transparent in your bias against China! I am the Prime Minister and you will have to accept that!"

Scott surreptitiously flicked a switch and began broadcasting the conversation around the globe.

"Mr Ping, you have no legitimacy in my eyes. The parliament was stacked in your favour because the Russians and others could not attend. I can't blame them. You were behind the movement of a million troops to the Russian border yesterday with the sole intention of invading that country. You are an aggressor, sir! I also know that you are in league with the iLOX, China has been working with them for over seventy years. Chang confirmed that before his accident. Now, I warn you, desist from your war-like stance. Back down from your threats against Russia and cut off all contact with the iLOX forthwith. If you do not, you sentence yourself and China to the condemnation and enmity of the rest of the United States," said Scott.

"We will work anew with the iLOX to defeat all of you! You are an impostor and the Middle Kingdom will no longer be under your thrall or the control of this 'United States'."

"Your Grace, the USS Angus and Strathearn are coming into range of the iLOX," the XO updated.

An aide could be seen on the videolink whispering into Ping's ear. Scott assumed that the Chinaman had just been informed that he had confirmed his country's treachery to the globe due to Scott broadcasting the exchange. He knew it was time to cut this sideshow, possibly a sideshow designed to distract his attention away from the iLOX.

"Ping, I believe you have duped the ordinary Chinese people. I hope they do not pay for your naivete with regard to the iLOX. You sir, are what I would call a 'fuckwit'! and I would urge you even at this late stage to stand your troops down and prepare to defend your country against the real threat, against the iLOX."

Scott cut the transmission before Ping could respond.

"XO, call the numbers on the threat board please?" Scott asked.

"Your Grace, one hundred and eighty iLOX mark IV cruisers one third of the way between Mars and the Earth, within range of two Broadswords. Two hundred and two iLOX mark IV cruisers approaching from the direction of Venus, behind Atholl and Buchan, they will be in range within the next four minutes. Three thousand Russian assault vehicles massed on the Chinese border, backed by eight hundred thousand troops. Chinese threat unclear, but we know they have approximately one million troops available," the XO responded.

"Comms, get me Nablov on the videolink please?" Scott asked. "And patch me through to the captains of the Angus and the Strathearn."

"Captain MacDonnell and Captain Ingram are on-line, your Grace."

"Captains, I know the rules, but I'm overriding them today. There's no need to go through weapons clearance; I'm declaring you both weapons 'hot'. I want you to fire as you see it, but keep in mind the lessons from the first encounter with our wolfish friends," said Scott.

"Aye, aye, your Grace," came two voices.

The face of Nablov appeared on the screen not a second or two later. Scott turned to face him and marshalled his thoughts.

"Mr Nablov, we are currently facing two iLOX fleets. I caution you again about any course of action that jeopardises the Earth. Your troops and assault vehicles would be better served standing by to repel any ground attack from the aliens. I urge you to maintain your readiness, but do not, I repeat, do not cross over the border."

"We must do what we must do, your Grace. We wish you the grace of god and his saints, and we wish the Earth the same. My troops will be available to you once we have dealt with the Chinese threat to our country," said Nablov.

"Fuck it!" spat Scott, as he cut the transmission.

He turned to the status boards and the other screens around the room, picking up the fact that the first iLOX fleet was half way between Mars and the Earth.

Captain James MacDonnell knew he was weapons hot. He had been watching the iLOX move towards him as the smart-dust fed his computers. The aliens probably thought they were invisible and had avoided detection so far, but he knew exactly where they were. He decided to open a comms channel to his counterpart, Josh Ingram.

"Comms, give me a channel to the Strathearn, " MacDonnell ordered.

"Channel is open, sir," the communications officer responded.

"Josh, it's James. The iLOX think they're coming on without us knowing it. I suggest we get our computers to co-ordinate our attack so we completely surprise them, then we can use Bruce's tactics," MacDonnell said.

"Agreed James, key your computers into mine and we can go on your count," responded Captain Ingram.

James cut the connection and focussed on the iLOX.

"Weps, give me firing solutions on the closest fifteen cruisers. Lock in with implosion torpedoes aimed at the weak spot and prepare to fire on the computer's mark, he ordered.

"Aye, aye sir," the weapons officer responded.

"AI, co-ordinate with the Strathearn for the missile launch, targeting and for the jump. The last thing we need is to jump into each other," said James.

"Co-ordination is complete captain," the AI responded.

"Attention all hands, battle stations, battle stations. We are about to engage the iLOX who are threatening our planet. May god and the saints be with us! AI fire and jump on your mark," James ordered as the alarms began to ring out.

"Firing in three, two, one. Missiles launched and jump sequence engaged. Making a jump now captain," the AI said dispassionately.

The United States had pored over the video footage of Bruce MacFergus' moves during the first battle with the iLOX and had squeezed every bit of detail out of him during the debrief. They had developed standard tactics where an initial missile launch was fired while the Broadswords were cloaked and then a jump was made before a fix could be made on them from working back to the point of the launch.

Bruce had been hampered by how close the iLOX were to the Earth and had had to show himself again very quickly to try and fire off more missiles. The present position of the iLOX would allow the Angus and Strathearn to jump and remain cloaked while they figured out their next strike, reducing their exposure.

"Exiting jump sequence, captain. The Strathearn is two space miles to starboard. Implosion torpedoes are on course, the first one will hit target in eight seconds," the AI stated.

James watched on the main plasma screen, which was split to show the position of the iLOX cruisers and the tactical plot of all the active torpedoes. He could see his fifteen torpedoes head towards the iLOX and the frantic manoeuvring of the aliens as they tried to escape them.

"The iLOX have launched countermeasures, sir and are targeting the torpedoes with their cannon. Fourteen torpedoes still have a lock, two seconds until first impact."

The torpedoes found their mark and the resulting implosions showed up as a 'bloom' on the tactical plot board on the plasma screen. James could see the torpedoes of the Strathearn also hit their targets and smiled to himself in satisfaction at the blooms.

"Sir, the torpedoes have reduced the iLOX fields by seventy two percent, but no structural damage inflicted. It would seem the iLOX have addressed the weakness in their shields," the AI informed.

MacDonnell wasted no time in passing this information along, he knew it could have major implications for the Earth's prospects against the aliens.

" USS Angus to strike command. Admiral, our torpedoes have hit the iLOX shields hard, but haven't, repeat, have not, penetrated them. It looks like the iLOX have resolved the weakness in their shields," he said.

In the Operations Room, Scott shook his head. He had feared as much. His own first act if he had been the iLOX would have been to review the battle and find out why the ships had been so badly mauled the first time. It seemed as if the iLOX were just as methodical and the Earth's advantage had suddenly disappeared.

"Admiral, I'm authorising release of countermeasures US 1 and US 2. Feed the information through to the AIs on all four Broadswords. Advise Captain MacDonnell and Captain Ingram of the new tactics available. We need to reduce the numbers of the iLOX and do it soon!"

"Aye, your Grace," said the Admiral, his face creased with worry.

Tara was trying to keep track of all the reports that were flowing towards her as the captain. The ship appeared to be sound and the injured were well on the way to recovery. She had noticed herself that the stem cell technology was impressive, it seemed to have taken years off of her age and she felt fantastic. A ceremony would need to be held for the two crewmembers who had died during the progression through the wormhole, but that should be in a few days time and would need some organising.

"Sir, the transport hub on the surface has been established and tested. It is fully operational," the AI intoned.

"Weps, put together a party to go down to the planet's surface please. Full protection and captain's authorisation for 'hot' hand weapons. I want science, medical and security in the team, I will be in the lead. Let Captain MacFergus know that. If we don't make it back, he will have to resume control of the Dalriada."

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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e1 Sammy Murty

We open with an image of the United Kingdom – from high, high up ... The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us like a perverted version of Supergirl ... She smiles at us, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping to sea level over the Severn Estuary, between Wales (with a cartoonish huge flag waving on the coast, and the south-west coast of England, with...

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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e9 Tara Carver

Series 5, Episode 9: Tara Carver (59) – Edinburgh We open with our standard sequence – a high altitude image of the United Kingdom. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy caricature of our host, Charley, floating infront of us ... She points down toward the UK below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” She giggles, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping toward the ground, heading in...

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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e10 Alison Latham

Series 5, Episode 10: Alison Latham (47) – Wolverhampton We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit ... The whole country in one shot. Then our very cartoonish, top heavy and slutty caricature of Charley appears infront of us ... She points down toward the UK below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” Then she waves for us to follow her, turns and skydives toward the country below at...

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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e11 Melissa

Series 4, Episode 11: MELISSA We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a built-up inner-city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking down at a crowded street market – barrows selling everything from fresh fruit and veg, to handmade jewelry and knock-off designer handbags. Then we’re on a busy street in an old English city - not a lot of food traffic, but plenty of cars...

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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e17 Penelope

“The United Kingdom of Zoo – Series 4, Episode 18: Penelope” by Luke Ozvik Series 4, Episode 18: PENELOPE We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway ... And then we’re looking at something familiar... A narrow single car width country road, leading through an area of barren, rolling, grassy hills. Dry stone walls rise about 3 feet on either side of the narrow road. A few cows...

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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e12 Cate Morado 36

We open with our beautiful shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then fall toward the planet at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit toward the south of England, toward the massive urban sprawl that is London ... Reaching ground level in just a few seconds. From here we race through animated streets, passing traditional London Black Cabs and red Double Decker buses until we hit a wide street of three-story buildings – shopfronts downstairs, apartments...

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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e7 Effat Hassan 41

Footage through a car window, looking out at a twilight sky and a virtually empty motorway ahead ... There’s a car in the distance ahead of us, an occasional car or truck coming the other way, passing us at speed, nothing like you’d expect from a busy rush hour motorway. Then we’re looking down at the driver from a high angle, corner mounted GoPro. The driver, as you’d expect, is the cleavage heavy, filthy looking pornstar-esque Charley Ozvik, the face of the British bestiality business, and...

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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS14 E09 Vanessa Moore 34 from Manchester with Jenna

We begin this week’s show with a shot of a collection of impressive, modern tower blocks. Each has a different style, format, and color. From browns, to greys, to whites. Lots of windows and lots of balconies. We move along a new, black-topped road, toward the towers, noting the lack of old buildings, and the lack of greenery (a few freshly planted trees and a flower bed, nothing more). There’s an ornamental sculpture up ahead at the side of the road – it looks like a stack of cubes twisted...

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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e3 Rebecca

“The United Kingdom of Zoo” Series 5, Episode 3: Rebecca We open with a shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us like a twisted version of the old “Bewitched’ tv titles ... She smiles at us, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit to sea level over the English Channel, off the south coast, in...

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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e7 Asha

Series 5, Episode 7: Asha Goyal We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit ... The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our host, Charley, appears infront of us ... She points down toward the UK below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” She giggles, then turns and dives toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth...

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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess8e18 Sylvia Distin 55 from Chelmsford

We’re cruising along a wide and quiet suburban street. Green lawns stretch back from the pavement to the nice semi-detached homes. There’s a slim woman walking a large dog along the side of the road, and we pan around to look at her as we pass – it’s no-one we know, but we kind of wish we did! Then we’re looking forward again – seeing an intersection infront of us ... Then pulling up, looking out of the side window right at a single story, flat-roofed building. A sign outside reads,...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e2 Raquel Ferdinand 33

We’re looking at the pretty but increasingly fake features of our hostess – Charley Ozvik. Her nose a little too slim and pointy, her jaw too defined, her teeth too perfect. There’s not a line on her face and when she talks her face barely moves. It’s a little like watching a Thunderbird puppet talking. A very sexy Thunderbird puppet! She’s wearing a tight blouse, the top few buttons undone to show off plenty of her fake cleavage and fragments of a huge tattoo that’s across her chest....

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MANCHESTER UNITED 7 LA GALAXY 0 24 july 2

LA Galaxy 0 United 7Manchester United kicked off the new era under Louis van Gaal with a 7-0 hammering of LA Galaxy at the Rose Bowl in Pasadena to claim victory in the Chevrolet Cup.The Reds were deserved winners on the night thanks to braces from Wayne Rooney, youngster Reece James and Ashley Young and a fine opening strike from Danny Welbeck.Van Gaal picked a strong starting XI for his first match in charge, the opening game of Tour 2014 presented by Aon, and opted for a tried and tested...

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My Golden Summer with Blythe Ch 01

Our Last Day of School. I can’t believe it. This is my last day of school, I thought, not sure how I felt now that the long awaited day was here. Stepping out into the beautiful sunny afternoon, heading toward the group of waiting yellow school buses I breathed a sigh of relief. I was glad school was finished. Throughout High School like a ship at sea, I had plotted my course, studying hard. However, the Scholarship that many felt I had rightfully won had somehow ended up going to one of...

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Antheas baby 1

“What’s wrong? What’s wrong?”Anthea looked up at her mum as she sat down at the dining table. “Nothing is wrong,” Anthea responded watching as her mum hurriedly dried her hands with a tea towel.“Is the baby okay? Are you okay? Is Jack okay?” she asked as her husband came into the room and pulled up a seat at the table.“We’re all fine Mum,” she responded exasperated with her mum’s anxiety. “I have something to tell you.”“Sit down Helen,” her dad snapped. “Give the lass a chance to speak.”Anthea...

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My Golden Summer with Blythe Ch 02

My Golden Summer with Blythe – Part 2 Josh’s childhood dream girl visits him in San Francisco. The Return of Blythe Coming from a small farming community, San Francisco proved to be everything Josh had ever imagined – and then some. He loved the freewheeling atmosphere – the friendliness – in short, he fell in love with the city by the Bay. Because of early retirements, and dedication to his work, he had advanced much quicker than he had ever expected. Arriving at his chic little Apartment...

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Phsychological warfare

She also had her hands on her hips looking stern. "I am sick and tired of this, David! Every lesson you come in late! i know it isn't the bus, because i know you drive! so what's the reason? couldn't be bothered getting out of bed? just don't think Psychology is important?" "It's 10 minutes." i told her in disbelief. "It's always 10 minutes! and that's if you even bother showing up! You're 18 for gods sake! it's pathetic!" she hissed. "Get out of here, and don't bother...

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Futa Warfare

(This is my first original story after a few years on this site. Feedback and comments are very welcome. ) (Edit: Comments help me decide what to focus on when writing so if you like a particular chain that can help it get continued. Plus contributions are always welcome.) It's always cold when you wake up. You're not sure if it's because the ship is conserving power or its captain just likes the temperature low but you know its soon to be time for action again. The Code of Conflict was written...

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Sisterhood of Sin 28 Bitch Warfare

Marta chooses a booth where she can sit with her back to the wall. She has transformed back into the ninja look and I smile inwardly at our shared secret. I've never masturbated in a room with another woman, not even with Kyra when we were college roommates, although I heard her doing it many times. "Do you know that you snore softly, Cate?" "Yes, I'm told that only happens after good sex, like last night. Do you know you snore when we fly in private jets?" "Assault choppers, too. I try to...

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Darkness and LightChapter 36 Psychological Warfare

Roban rose from the floating bed and cast a last self-satisfied view down at the unconscious figure of the naked goddess. Esthera lay, spread out and limp, on drenched clumps of her gauzy veils. Her breathing was slow and deep, and a little smile graced her slightly swollen lips. Roban swaggered down the stairs to the ground, head held high and feeling extraordinarily smug. His feet, unused to this type of movement, made him stumble and he reached the ground rather undignified. When he stood...

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United my mother with me

United my mother with meThis is the story of how my mother and I became lovers when I was 18 years old and how our relationship became more intimate later. My mother’s name is Malathi and my name is Prabhakhar. We are a middle class Malayali family. My mother was married at the age of 18 to her uncle – my grandmother’s brother – when he was 40 years old, after his first wife died. I was born the same year she got married and after me, she had two girls and a boy was born just a few months...

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Uther

Uther By Ellie Dauber (c) 2006 Introduction According to the legends of King Arthur, Merlin changed Uther Pendragon into a double for Duke Gorlois, so he could spend the night with Ygraine, the Duke's wife. Ygraine and Gorlois had three daughters: Elaine, Morgause, and Morgan le Faye. During their time together, Ygraine became pregnant with the child who was to become King Arthur. Uther's men killed Gorlois that same night. This is my TG (of course) version of what...

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