The United Kingdom Of Zoo (A Fake BBC Documentary Series)S14, E13 - Ruby Suddick (25) From Newcastle free porn video

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We start this week’s show with establishing shots of a Geordie-land’s infamous night-life. Along the Quayside, teaming with young bodies as the youth of the Toon move from pub to pub, barely wearing enough to protect them from the cold northern wind. Then we’re around the corner on a street with four story buildings on either side of a wide street, with plenty of pedestrian space infront of multiple pubs and clubs. Everyone looking very relieved that the lockdown is over and the party has restarted.

Some of them wave at us, try to hog the camera as we pass. We see any number of slutty young ladies we’d love to see on the show.

A caption fills the screen telling us that we are in “NEWCASTLE, ENGLAND”

It fades as we come upon our host, walking through the crowd, in a figure-hugging, short-skirted dress that shows off her firm arse and big tits looking a level above anyone on the street even though she’s got a couple of decades on the lot of them it’s our blonde haired, all-American former Playboy Playmate, Jenna McCartney.

Her powerful, grey American Bulldog pulls against his leash looking around at the bright lights and excitable young ladies like he’s in heaven.

She speaks as she approaches, raising her smooth mid-west voice to be heard over the deep bass beats coming from the clubs and pubs.

“Hello, and welcome to ëThe United Kingdom of Zoo’. I’m your host, Jenna McCartney, and this is my big bad bulldog, Cooper. And this week, we’ve come to Newcastle, the best party town in the country. To see if we can find some fresh meat, that wants to join our little nation by having special some fun with my boy here.”

We cut to a tracking shot our camera moving down the lines of under-dressed young sluts, waiting outside the clubs, shouting and waving as we pass, excited to be on tv, no idea what show they are excited to be on.

Then we’re back on Jenna, moving the camera backwards along the street as she walks toward us, giving us some background to this week’s show. “We came up to Newcastle today to film an episode with a young lady who had begged us to come and see her. But when we got here. She changed her mind. It doesn’t happen often, but when it does, we’re left without anything to do. So today, we decided we’d come down here, to the Quayside, and see if we can pick up a slut, who’s ready to come with us to ëThe United Kingdom of Zoo’”

We cut back to see a group of young woman a thin one, a fat one, an ugly one, gathered around Jenna, leaning in to hear her, “I’m Jenna McCartney, from ëThe United Kingdom of Zoo’. I was wondering if any of you girls would be interested in having sex with my dog?” all three women simultaneously back away from her waving their hands, two of them laughing, one looking genuinely disgusted.

Cut to the American dogslut with another small group males and females with her asking again, “This week’s guest dropped out at the last minute, so we’ve got no-one to play with Cooper here. I was hoping maybe one of you girls might want to be our guest this week.?” again, most of the women back away, one catching on a little later than the others, calling out, “Oh nooooo!” as she turns away.

Then we cut to Jenna standing a little away from the clubs, with a round-cheeked, red-faced, clearly drunk, blonde-haired slut by her side. The younger blonde giggles and moves around as they talk, occasionally pausing as she bends forward in a fit of laughter; or turning to wave at other clubbers shouting in our direction. Her boobs jiggling in a low-cut, tight white tank-top, almost popping out as she moves around. Short shorts highlight narrow hips and a tight arse.

Jenna talks to our camera, “Well. I think we’ve found our girl. What’s your name...?”

The local girl leans into the microphone, almost grabbing it out of Renae’s hand, “Ruby Suddick!” (pronounced Roooooby). She looks almost proud to have remembered her own name.

Jenna pushes on, “And how old are you?”

Ruby knows this one too, “I’m 25!”

Jenna pulls the microphone back, clearly needing to direct this over-excited Geordie right through the intro, “And where are we from?”

“New-cassel!” Cheers Ruby, raising her hands and almost popping her boobs out of that top again, then giggling as she adjusts herself.

Jenna, “And why are we here?”

Ruby leans in, her red face and glowing smile showing her inebriated state again as she snarls, “Because. I. Want to fuck. Yooooooouuuuurrrrr.” She points down at Cooper, “. Doggy!” And then she laughs, as if what she’s just said was a prank. At this moment we’re not even sure if she’s serious or not!

Jenna pushes in to check, “Now, this wasn’t planned. So. Is it something you’ve thought about before?”

Ruby laughs out loud a drunk laugh “Naaaaawwww. I’ve seen it, but I’ve never thought about it. But I’m VERY impulsive. It’s never been infront of me like this before, like.”

Jenna smiles and nods, “So right now. With him infront of you. How do you feel about it?”

Ruby manages to say, “Horneeeee!” before almost falling over laughing.

We cut to a hotel room, not far from the Quayside bars.

Ruby is peeling the tight white top off her bra-less upper body showing off a decent torso, belly a little soft, boobs sagging just a little. Nothing to complain about, but not perfect. She’s slightly sweaty a night on the town, alcohol, and now tv cameras and the prospect of having sex with a dog. She’s sweating. With the top off, she flips her hair back away from her face and we see her under decent lighting for the first time. Her nose a little pointed, her lips a little thin. She’s pleasant without being stunning and she’s still wobbling on her feet.

“Are we really doin’ this?” She asks, laughing as she tries to remember how to unzip her short shorts.

We cut to a shot of Jenna crouching down next to her dog, reaching under his belly to fondle his sheath making sure he’s ready to go fast just in case our guest gets cold feet. Looking up at her young guest and confirming, in her most positive tones, “Oh yeah. Definitely. And we’re going to have sooooo much fun!”

Ruby finds the zip and pulls it down, confirming, “Of course we are.” and almost falling over as she tries to remove the shorts whilst standing, leaving a pair of brief white panties, half down over her arse as she steps out of the shorts. Then taking a couple of quick steps over to the bed, grabbing the panties as she moves, and jumping/falling face first onto the sheets. Arse in the air, pushing it up as she wrestles the panties off, giving us a view that would excite any dog.

We pan around from her to Jenna, still crouching next to Cooper pulling her hand out from under his belly having just ëwarmed him up’, the tip of his fat cock already sticking out. Looking up back at her guest, checking, “Well, he’s ready. Are you?”

Ruby laughs at the question, panties off, rolling over onto her back, looking up at the ceiling, looking dizzy and excited. Bringing her hands up to her sweaty boobs, pinching her already erect nipples, and twisting/pulling them away from her body, and spreading her legs open, showing off everything she’s got. “What do you think, like?”

We watch as Jenna unhooks Cooper’s leash from his collar still looking over toward Ruby, snarling, “Get ready. To get fucked. By a big. Bad. Doggy!”

Ruby smiles and laughs, as if this is some kind of big joke. “OOooooohhhh. Yes pleeeeease!!”

And then Cooper is free, and Ruby half sits up to watch him approaching the bed letting out an excited squeal as he arrives and launches himself up onto the mattress beside her. “EEeeeeeeee!”

Everything about her body language says she’s here to have fun knees apart, laid back on the bed welcoming him with a hand on either side of his big head as he stumbles over her, letting him lick her shiny face. Pursing her lips, letting him lick her lips parting as she laughs, poking her tongue out to catch his, giggling when she does, then flopping back on the bed as he continues to lick at her. Trying not to laugh, failing laughing her mouth open, which invites the dog to push in closer, slopping his tongue deep inside, almost choking her.

She takes it for a little while before he loses interest and starts looking for other things to lick her sweaty body an attractive target. He slops his wide tongue over her flesh her tits and her belly. Not looking to pleasure her, just keen to drink her sweat.

She makes sure her thighs stay spread, leaving her pussy exposed to his big tongue. And he quickly finds his target. Licking her pussy a few times just enough to make her tense up then stepping up over her, his front legs up on either side of the Geordie slut’s body. His heavy sheath hanging over her sweaty tits, just a hint of pink poking out of the grey fur.

Ruby continues laughing at the action. Even with the vicious looking dog standing over her, licking at her flesh, she’s gasping, “Are we doin’ this? For real.”

“You better believe it, babe.” Confirms Jenna, “This little guy is going to fuck the shit out of you!”

This makes our guest laugh again a laugh of disbelief, like she still thinks this is some kind of joke. Letting her head fall back against the sheets and turning it from side to side.

“But first.” The American continues, “. I think you should give his lovely cock some attention.”

This line raises a single loud cackle from our drunken guest. Who then looks up at the dog’s sheath, and laughs again. “Really?” Pausing when no-one else laughs. “Really?”

“Yeeaaahhh.” Confirms Jenna, “You know what we’re here for. And we all know you want to do it.”

The young blonde stops laughing, the humour of the moment evaporating. Looking up at that sheath again, “Aye.” the reality settling in.

“Go on.” Encourages our host, “It won’t bite. And you better not bite either!!” She laughs a little, as does our guest, with the tension of the moment broken.

“Naaaaw.” She says, reaching up and beginning to rub at his sheath. “Don’t bite. But do swallow. Right?” She tries another laugh, as she rubs the cock through that furry pocket - but the impending interface between the dog’s cock and her mouth kills the humour. She seems to be sobering up pretty rapidly!

“Riiiiiight!” Confirms Jenna. “You’re getting the idea.” She looks up at the camera, “And people told me that Geordies were a bit slow!!”

Ruby feigns shock pausing, open-mouthed, and then gasping, “EEeeeee. Howay!! We’re not slow. Look.” She indicates the dog’s cock, already beginning to poke out of that sheath. An inch of finger-thick cock on show, the flat tip angled toward her. “I’ve already got him hard!” She seems to think that this is an achievement.

Jenna sits on the edge of the bed, getting closer to the action, smiling and nodding casually watching the young Geordie slut fondling the dog to a full erection above her.

“Go on then.” Says Jenna. “Show us what you’ve got. The nation is waiting.”

Ruby looks up at Jenna, then back at the dog, gently easing his sheath back a little further, exposing a little more shaft. Shiny and pink, and thicker than before. Maybe three inches of it. As thick as your thumb. She looks back up at Jenna, and the camera, checking again, “Really? I mean. Is this really going to be on the telly?”

Jenna leans in a little closer, almost laughing, “You see the cameras. You see me? You know it’s me, right...? This is for real. Now. Don’t waste any more time. Do it for real.” She reaches out, slipping a hand under the younger woman’s head, lifting it a little toward the dog’s cock giving her a lot more than a hint!

She doesn’t resist the move, bringing her head forward with Jenna’s hand behind it, and moving it toward the dog’s belly. Opening her mouth and sticking her tongue out to to make contact with the cock before her lips. Pausing there and flicking it over the shaft, then licking along the length, from the sheath to the tip and back avoiding the tip, because she’s still not sure what she’s doing.

She’s still pinching the base of his cock, within that sheath, between the thumb and index finger of one hand still jerking it, making it shake a little as she licks over the shaft and up and down.

“Go on. Stop stalling.” Urges Jenna, leaning down a little for an even closer look. “Get that thing in your dirty mouth!”

Ruby is beyond laughter now flicking her tongue over the end, moving closer to purse her lips against it, the leading edge of the tip between her lips. Pre-cum seeping out, wetting her lips. Holding it still by the base, she moves her head from side-to-side, painting her lips with doggy fluids. Smiling again, pulling back and saying, “Aaaww, fuck it!” and then leaning in, wrapping her mouth around the shaft, closing her eyes tight and just holding it there for a second. Making sure it’s not disgusting. And then she opens her eyes and begins to bob her head up and down against his belly, her head to the side so her cheek is rubbing against his soft belly.

Jenna has moved her hand from under Ruby’s head, allowing her blonde hair to hang down to the bed behind her head as she continues to work his cock. Slow and even, taking her time. Looking quite surprised that she’s doing it possibly more surprised that she’s enjoying it. Sliding her lips up and down his shaft the tool growing as she sucks it as is her smile. She keeps going for a little while, then pulls back to gasp for air. Turning to face us, her cheeks reddening from shame and elation. “Eeeeeeee Gaawwddd!” Then turning back to it and stuffing it into her mouth again.

“You like it, don’t you?” Asks our host.

Without stopping her sucking, Ruby smiles and nods around the shaft.

“And you claim you never thought about dogs before...?” Checks Jenna.

Again, without pausing the blow-job, our guest gives us another smiling nod, letting pre-cum run over her lip and dribble down her chin. Now she takes a moment, pulling her mouth back holding it infront of her face as she slurps the pre-cum and her own saliva into the back of her mouth so she can swallow it. Shaking a little as she gulps it back.

As she holds it, it suddenly squirts against her chin, and she helps surprised by it. “Fuuuuuuu.” Pulling short of swearing again. “Did he just cum?”

Jenna laughs, “Don’t worry there’s plenty more where that came from.”

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We fade in on the face of a man – Mr Average, nothing to shout about, nothing to run away from ... He’s filming himself, selfie-style on a smart-phone camera. He looks excited and full of fun. He speaks, almost whispers, direct to the camera, in a mild Scouse accent, “Dear Charley, my name’s Kyle, and I’d like to nominate my partner, Becky, to be on The United Kingdom of Zoo – because she never stops thinking about having sex with dogs ... And to prove it ... Come with me...” He turns the...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e15 Kimberly

“The United Kingdom of Zoo – Series 4, Episode 14: Kimberly” by Luke Ozvik Series 4, Episode 14: KIMBERLY We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking down on a busy motorway – cars flying by at 70-80-90mph ... Now we’re on the windswept sea-front of an old-fashioned English resort town ... Finally, we’re in a quiet, narrow residential street, late at night, outside a traditional English pub. White walls and black...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e18 Rachael

Series 4, Episode 18: RACHAEL We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway ... And then we’re looking at something new... A large sewage treatment plant. A mini montage of big circular pools of household waste, being chewed up and cleaned by large rotating mechanical arms ... It looks like it smells terrible. The occasional member of staff, checking equipment, wearing full overalls...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS11 E06 Lucinda Glass 46 from Middlesbrough

We start this week’s show with establishing footage from our drone camera as it flies over a large area of well-appointed parkland – bowling greens, rows of trees in large curves, recently mown lawns, a children’s play park, over a small lake, more trees and then down to the neat semi-detached houses beyond... Dropping all the way down to street level, bringing our host into view – a white speck on the pavement at first, then as we get closer – a nicer, more attractive speck ... Closer...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS13E01 Christina Bruce 42 from Belfast

With series 12 completed, we roll straight through into series 13 - the same hosts, doing the same things all over again ... Aren’t we getting bored of this yet? Well, it appears not ... So... We start this week’s show with establishing shots of quiet suburban streets – semi-detached homes, very middle class and safe... And then, stepping into frame from the side, moving from behind the camera to infront - this week’s host ... Still the nation’s least likely sex symbol – short, fat,...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e16 Ava Marvaux 22

from Tottenham, London. We fade in on our hostess, Charley. She’s skirting that territory between sexy and strange. With her heavily botoxed face, obviously fake bolt-on boobs, and all those tattoos on her chest, her legs, her arms ... All wrapped up in too-small clothes, showing off as much flesh as possible – mini-skirt, sleeveless low-cut top. She’s strange, but she’s ours... We’re on a wide grey street, black fences on either side, nothing beyond them on one side, a blue storage...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e19 Belinda

Series 4, Episode 19: Belinda We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway ... And then we’re looking at something new... We’re in an unimpressive residential area. Lots of orange/brown two story terraced houses that probably looked very modern and sharp in the early 80s, but now just look boring. An occasional resident walks along the street alone, a couple of cars pass by –...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e5 Julia Green 56

We fade in on high street – plenty of people around, obviously not during the Coronavirus lockdown. The camera swings around to face a bank, then moves in through the doors – past a member of staff on the front desk who waves at whoever is holding the camera (clearly knowing them) ... The camera moves past a line of customers and up to one of the cash windows ... The clerk behind the window looks up... She’s middle-aged, with a tired, almost ‘loose’ looking face – one of those big mouths...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e20 Tina

We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a built-up inner-city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking at a crowded sandy beach – kids building sandcastles, parents sunbathing ... Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing over a river – tourists leaning over the sides, taking pictures... Now we’re looking at a sandy beach on a perfect summer’s day – small waves rolling...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e7 Siobhan

Series 4, Episode 7: SIOBHAN We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a grim street of residential blocks – skinny kids running around as exhausted looking single mothers carry the shopping home ... Then we’re looking down at a crowded street market – barrows selling everything from fresh fruit and veg, to handmade jewelry and knock-off designer handbags. Now we’re in the middle of a busy food-court - restaurants...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e1 Sammy Murty

We open with an image of the United Kingdom – from high, high up ... The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us like a perverted version of Supergirl ... She smiles at us, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping to sea level over the Severn Estuary, between Wales (with a cartoonish huge flag waving on the coast, and the south-west coast of England, with...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e10 Alison Latham

Series 5, Episode 10: Alison Latham (47) – Wolverhampton We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit ... The whole country in one shot. Then our very cartoonish, top heavy and slutty caricature of Charley appears infront of us ... She points down toward the UK below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” Then she waves for us to follow her, turns and skydives toward the country below at...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e7 Effat Hassan 41

Footage through a car window, looking out at a twilight sky and a virtually empty motorway ahead ... There’s a car in the distance ahead of us, an occasional car or truck coming the other way, passing us at speed, nothing like you’d expect from a busy rush hour motorway. Then we’re looking down at the driver from a high angle, corner mounted GoPro. The driver, as you’d expect, is the cleavage heavy, filthy looking pornstar-esque Charley Ozvik, the face of the British bestiality business, and...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e3 Rebecca

“The United Kingdom of Zoo” Series 5, Episode 3: Rebecca We open with a shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us like a twisted version of the old “Bewitched’ tv titles ... She smiles at us, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit to sea level over the English Channel, off the south coast, in...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e7 Asha

Series 5, Episode 7: Asha Goyal We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit ... The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our host, Charley, appears infront of us ... She points down toward the UK below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” She giggles, then turns and dives toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess10e01 Anita Vernon 25 from Bury

As part of our commitment to social distancing and the safety of our great nation, this season of the “United Kingdom of Zoo” has been filmed almost entirely with remote cameras. We wish to thank the many lovely ladies who have travelled to see us at our Manchester studios, and hope they all enjoyed fulfilling their fantasies as much as we enjoyed watching... We fade in on a dark set. A spotlight illuminates a single bed – steel-frame, mattress, no bedclothes or pillows. We had a scour a...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS13E13 Ella Brennan 34 from Colchester

We begin this week’s show with a tracking shot, moving along a row of orange brick buildings, and then at the end of the street rounding a corner to see a very different kind of building ... A five story, white/grey brick 1990s apartment building with balconies and window aplenty. And standing infront of the building, walking toward us, the ultimate odd couple ... The fat old Cockney bloke, and his sleek young Doberman ... Dennis Baxter and Romeo. Both dedicated to the pleasuring of willing...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess3e10 Stacy 44 hairdresser from London

Series 3, Episode 10: Stacy On one side of the street a row of pre-War three-story buildings – shopfront downstairs, residential apartment/flats above. On the other side of the street, modern four/five level office buildings, and an old train station with a sign outside that reads, “Welcome to Enfield Chase”. We’re in North London to meet our next subject, and she’s a subject who’s worth meeting. Back to those shopfronts – one in particular – Hair By Hottinger. A modest hair and beauty...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e11 Janine Saunders 18

Series 6, Episode 11 – Janine Saunders (18), from Birmingham We fade in on a nice townhouse in a nice neighbourhood – then we cut to inside the house and see our hostess – Charley – sitting at her desk, a large computer editing suite laid out infront of her (big computer, multiple screens, etc.) She appears to be editing an episode of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’ as we watch, although there’s nothing sexual on screen at the moment, just a young couple walking a large Alsatian. Charley turns...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e2 Victoria Bravia 20

We open with our beautiful animated shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Then our cartoon, top heavy tattooed version of Charley appears, floating in the sky with us, winking and smiling - then waving for us to follow her as she turns and falls toward the country at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit toward the northern part of England, all the way down to a large old city of Sheffield right in the middle, in just a few seconds. Our animated Charley leads us all the...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess9e16 Sienna Triosi 24 married showoff

Series 9, Episode 16: Sienna Triosi (24), from Ipswich We open with a shot of a very boring, street two-up two-down terraced houses. Small paved front yards provide off street parking for a couple of small cars each. And then, walking up the street toward us – the chunky figure of our favourite Cockney wideboy, Dennis, and beside him the sleek, narrow figure of his mean looking, hard-loving, but ultimately very well-behaved Doberman, Casanova. We track backwards as he walks – keeping him...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess7e13 Mikayla Walsh 18

We fade in on a busy London street ... On one side of the street, a mix of four and five level Victorian buildings, three or four levels of offices and flats above shop-fronts. Red London buses moving past our camera. We pan around until we are looking over the street, between a few old trees at an old English church ... Then we cut to outside the church, panning to the left we can see the glass fronted PUTNEY PASTRIES, a bakery/café that’s attached to the side of the church – the new...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess9e13 Britney Morrow 33 dog lovin dwarf

Series 9, Episode 13: Britney Morrow (33), from Bristol An establishing shot of a residential street in Bristol, just around the corner from a primary school. Kids are being walked into school by mothers, older kids being dropped off at the curb. We can tell from the nervousness of the children, and the occasion tear being wiped from a mother’s face, that it’s the start of the school year. And then our host, former pornstar Renae Russell, steps into frame ... As usual – her cute dimples and...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess12e13 Claire Domi 52 from Reading

We’re rolling along a narrow country lane, trees and hedgerows on both sides of the road, every few seconds a gateway cuts through the hedgerows – high steel gates, with brick gateposts – and behind those gates, well-kept driveways that curve away out of sight. We slow and turn into one of those driveways, the gates already open to welcome us – then the gravel crackling under our tyres as we curve up the drive and a large house comes into view ... Very impressive, very expensive. Several...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS12E19 Emma Withe 54 from Oakham

We fade in in the middle of a quiet street, in the low-rise central area of a small midlands town, with one and two story buildings around us. To one side, a long flat warehouse/factory type unit, stocking and fitting tyres for local drivers, to the other, the town’s train station. Looking like a traditional old station, but rebuilt fairly recently. There’s a small car park between us and the station, and it’s almost full. We watch as a car drives down the road toward us, then turns into the...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e4 Melina

We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a build-up inner city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing over a river – tourists leaning over the sides, taking pictures ... And finally we’re floating over the dull terraced houses and occasional grim tower-block of a northern English city. Over allotments, over a slow-moving river, dropping down toward a...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess8e16 Lily Parkinson 32

Series 8, Episode 16: Lily Parkinson (32), from Chester We pan over a couple of large wooden animal shapes – a rhino and a giraffe - open on a large sign that reads “Chester Zoo”, then pan down to the main gates, watching as an excited family enters the facility. A mini-montage shows us some of the animals – large lizards, chimpanzees, elephants, lions, and finally a pair of dingos ... Pausing on the final animals as one suddenly mounts the other and starts fucking her ... We cut to a...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS13E17 Eva Ahn 33 from Motherwell

We start this week’s show with an establishing shot of a bright and classy business park – 2 and 3 level buildings with red and white facias, large black windows, small car parks... The car parks are mostly empty as we pan from one building to the next, and we realize that the sun is dropping in the background – it’s an evening shoot, and all of the workers have gone home for the day... We end our pan looking at the one building with cars/vans in the carpark. And then our host steps into...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS12 E20 Eva Straskova 30 from Notting Hill London

We start this week’s show with an establishing shot of a large, grey, concrete and glass building. Seven storeys high, each as boring and square as the last. If it wasn’t for the row of green trees planted in the wide pavement out front there wouldn’t be any colour here at all. We move toward the building and note that the ground floor windows are mirrored glass – briefly casting a reflection of our camera crew – as we approach a pair of glass double-doors. Stencilled on the glass, a very...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e5 Andrea

Series 5, Episode 5: Andrea Fereday (29) – Uxbridge We open with our beautiful animation of the United Kingdom – from space... Our cartoonish, top heavy image of Charley appears, floating infront of us, smiling and giggling, then waves for us to follow her ... Turns and dives toward the country at hyper-sonic speed – and we follow - dropping from a low-Earth orbit – heading toward the south, toward London, then veering westward as we hurtle toward the ground ... Reaching ground level in...

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