The United Kingdom Of Zoo (A Fake BBC Documentary Series)S10:E13: Diane Campbell (45), From Reading free porn video
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We begin this week’s show, as usual, looking at the ugly sight of a dirty, stained, lifeless mattress – then pull out to see the rusty old bedframe that it’s resting on. The thing looks like it’s only just been heaved onto the set from the local tip. For those of us who have visited the set, it smells that way too.
We hear a door swinging open, then faint footsteps, getting louder – clicking on the concrete studio floor – and pan around to see who’s coming…
She’s a middle-aged woman, very pale, a bit soft without being fat, wrapped in a plain black bra and panty combination, from Marks and Spencer rather than Agent Provocateur.
Her walk is a little heavy-footed and she carries her hands awkwardly, not sure how to present herself – they’re held infront of her, fingers touching, and then they’re hanging down beside her, then playing with the elastic top of her panties. Nervous excitement… The way she moves her hands actually almost distracts us from her cleavage – which appears soft, her boobs sitting in the cups of her bra rather than straining them.
She’s a 6 out of 10. Nothing more. For her age, she’s okay, but nothing special – it’s only the fact that she’s wearing so little, and on this show, that keeps our interest in her.
As she gets closer, we can see her in better detail. Reddish-blonde hair, pulled tight to a pony-tail behind her head, with an eye-length straight fringe, distracts from her bland features. She’s neither attractive or ugly, just very plain. A wide mouth, with thin lips, a biggish nose, smallish eyes… She looks friendly and unthreatening, like a very safe option. The kind of woman your mother or wife could be friends with and you’d never fantasize about… You’d leave your children with her… Until today, you’d probably trust her to look after your pets…
Facially, she’s a 5 or 6 out of 10.
She walks to her mark and stops sharp, looking right into camera and announcing happily, and a little too loudly, in a friendly and educated accent, “Hello, my name’s Diane Campbell, and I’m a 45-year-old veterinary nurse from Reading…” She leans in toward the camera, almost joking as she tells us that, “I deal with doggies all day… And I want to deal with them at night too!”
We cut to a different angle, with Diane sitting on the edge of the bed, making it squeak each time she moves. She’s very animated, moving her hands around as she tells us her story. We cut back and forth between the front-on close-up camera; a side angle that allows us to see her from head to foot; and a long shot that allows us to see Ozvik working the camera, as well as his subject chatting away.
“I’ve been a veterinary nurse for most of my adult life… I’ve been surrounded by all kinds of animals and, if I’m 100% honest, this kind of thing has never really appealed to me. I love animals, just adore them… But I’ve never been sexually attracted to them… Then over the last few years we’ve had more and more owners asking questions about potential health risks or dangers of having sex with their pets – and I think that’s all down to your show!” She laughs, waving a tut-tut finger at us, then continues, “… And I’ve thought about it more… Then I started watching your show, and thought about it more… Then I started to really enjoy the show… And so on and so on… Until, uuuhhhhh… I just had to do it… But I didn’t want to do it with any of the overnight dogs, because they usually aren’t very well… And I didn’t want to approach any of our clients in case I suggested… Or accused… Someone of doing something they weren’t… I thought, the only truly ‘safe’ place I could think of was to come on down to the ‘United Kingdom of Zoo’ here!!” She smiles at her own comment.
“So… Would you say this is something you’re curious about, or something you are keen to try?” Ozvik asks, adding, “Or perhaps, something you have to do..?”
Diane smiles, barely pausing before saying, “I think all three… I’m curious, I’m keen, and I’ve got to the point where I really won’t be happy if I don’t try it… I spend all day looking after dogs, I give them everything, and frankly, I just want one of them to give me something back…” She pauses, smiling as she blurts out, “Like a big, hard, cock!” then she laughs, and we fade through to…
The heavy sheath of a dark dog, hanging down and swinging around under a short-haired belly. We pull back slowly to show the rest of the dog off… It’s Ninja – our muscular black-haired pitbull – and he’s looking as full of fun and energy as ever as he skips around infront of a kneeling Diane, who is smiling and talking to him as she runs her hands over his head, neck, back and flanks. “Hi boy… Hi… Hello… Who’s a good boy…”
We watch them playing together for just long enough to know that our guest is completely comfortable with him – she doesn’t even recoil when he shows his teeth, a snarl and a snap at the air – excited rather than angry, and she can tell the difference. She looks up into camera and laughs as she tells us that, “I feel so bloody horny…”
From behind the camera, Ozvik eggs her on – “Well don’t let us stop you…”
She looks back down at the beast – licking her lips in anticipation. Fantasies are put to one side, this is the real thing… She’s not going to be this animal’s nurse, she’s going to be his bitch!
Kneeling upright, pulling the cups of her bra top down and to the sides, she pops her boobs out, letting them sag down. Letting us see her small, but long and rock-hard nipples, which she begins to pinch and pull as the dog sniffs around infront of her, raising his head toward her. Sniffing at her tits as she offers them to her, slopping one quick lick out over one nipple, making her gasp and smile again.
He lowers his head to get his snout between her legs, sniffing and snorting at her crotch.
She angles herself, opening her legs a little and leaning back – reaching down to pull the crotch of her panties across to one side, offering her pussy to him…
He sticks his snout up between her narrow thighs, his cold nose against her sensitive pussy… And then he starts licking – and she tosses her head back, flashing a huge smile… “OOooohhh!”
We cut to a wider angle, watching as she settles back, her bum on her heels, breathing harder and harder, her chest heaving, as the dog continues to lick at her snatch – angling his head from side-to-side for better access. Diane’s head is back, an open-mouthed smile – a look of amazement at how it feels rather than happiness she’s doing it. Moaning, “Oooooohhh… Ooooohhhh – that’s good… Goooood boooooyyyy… Ooohhhhhh!”
Her voice appears to distract Ninja, who stops licking, raising his head from her crotch, right past her boobs to her face… As she brings her head forward to see why he’s stopped licking her pussy, he slops his tongue out over her mouth and chin. He keeps licking, and she lets him, opening her mouth and only pulling back slightly as his tongue slides over the opening, over her tongue, flopping inside…
She keeps her hands back out of the way, doing everything she can to let the dog do whatever it likes.
He loses interest again and steps back, then barks – trying to tell her to get into position… He has no time to waste – he’s not interested in her needs… He just wants to bury himself in her.
“I think someone wants to get started..!” Jokes Diane – finally bringing her hands forward to calm the animal, stroking his head, then holding it in place as she leans forward toward him, angling her head to the side, offering her lips for another kiss… He licks them quickly, just once, then pulls back from her grip.
She smiles again, then raises her bottom off her heels, bringing herself fully upright on her knees, “Okay…” Taking the sides of her panties she pulls the down her thighs, lifting one knee, then the other to slip them off… Then shuffling around to face the bed, and bending forward to rest her elbows and forearms on the edge of the mattress, leaning forward so that he titties hang down – pushing her bum out toward the beast…
Ninja moves quickly to get behind her, already very much ready for action… As he to mount her, she continues to alter her position, spreading her knees a little wider, angling her back so her belly is pushed toward the floor and her soft arse up, her wet pussy pushing back between pale thighs, the lips already spreading like a flower – begging to be fucked.
The dog is on her in a flash, rearing up and grabbing around her middle with his front legs, scrabbling for a good grip on her as he pushes up close. His belly on her behind, soft flesh wrapping around her bum – his chest on her spine – rear paws on the floor between her calfs… Pumping his sheath toward her…
We drop down low to catch the blurry, fast, jerking action as he stabs at her… Brief glimpses of an inch of pink cock sticking out of the end of his furry sheath. Light catching the wetness, the movement of her pussy lips as he bangs up against them – he’s so close…
We cut to a shot of her face as she gasps and moans, “Yes… C’mon… C’monnnnn… Get it in there…”, spurring him on toward that inevitable penetration... And at the end of the shot – her eyes opening wide in surprise… Happy surprise judging by the way the corners of her mouth turn up as she lets out a loud gasp… “AAarrrrghhhhhhaaaaaaaa!”
We cut to a side-shot of the action – seeing her in profile, boobs hanging down and jiggling, belly hanging a little loose, her hips being pushed forward as Ninja makes short, fast, jabbing motions toward her with his rear-end, and then suddenly a deeper thrust, pushing her forward again – and then a tight grip as she lets out that same “AAarrrrghhhhhhaaaaaaaa!” – and then the serious fucking begins…
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