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"This is a sad and sorry tale indeed. I must remember to treat women more kindly in future else risk suffering the same fate perhaps," said Gabrain, "I'm glad I persuaded you to allow me to visit Cruachan one last time before we left the Earth. I promised Mayla and Shaygan they would one day see the beauty of Dalriada and they fell in love with it.

"It also allowed me to leave my letter close to the hydroelectric station where it would be found and delivered to my family. Leaving without sending a message could be the kind of thing that leads to women taking their revenge in the worst possible way!"

"But history tells us that you had to leave the letter there my Lord, for that was where it is recorded as being discovered. That was the final proof, if any was needed, that we were destined to come back in time to pick you up. If we hadn't, none of that would have happened," said Bruce.

"I think it is time for us to go down to this Alban and look at our new home," said Gabrain.

"Sir, my scanning of the computers on Alban indicate there are a number of working transport hubs criss-crossing the planet. It should be a relatively simple job to adjust our own technology to marry up with what's there," said the AI.

"Very well, AI, do that," said Bruce.

The first party to transport down to Alban was twenty strong and included Gabrain, Tara, Bruce and some of Gabrain's specialists and natives. They found themselves in a transport hub and stood to investigate their immediate surroundings.

The transport room door opened into a passageway and they could see natural light at one end of it. Gabrain led the way, heading for the opening and as they neared the mouth of the passageway they saw the material of the walls change to smooth black stone.

Both Gabrain and Tara paused as their feet came into contact with the stone, feeling a surge of power flow through themselves. They looked at each other and then their companions.

"Did all of you just feel some kind of energy flow through your bodies?" Gabrain asked.

"What do you mean? I didn't feel anything," said Bruce.

The others shook their heads to indicate that they had not felt anything out of the ordinary either. Gabrain shrugged and continued on. He came out of the passageway, into the circular pit and looked over to where the stone column stood at its centre.

He crossed the pit and mounted the steps up to the column. He reached out with one hand to touch the stone and the letters carved into its face. Another, stronger, surge of something leapt from the stone, travelled up his arm and infused his body.

Scott, we would advise against this course of action. Please consider what you are doing. You cannot keep flicking backwards and forwards in time. Not only will you become confused; you stand the real risk of doing something that could have disastrous consequences. We, the iLOX, would not use that ability for fear we could destroy the world as we know it. Even in our darkest moments, when we lost our males and then when we knew we were all dying, we did not use it. There is lore believed to have been handed down from the 'old ones' that cautions against using our power in that way. Making significant changes in time can have the unintended effect of creating a parallel universe and we don't know the full consequences of that. We took the drastic step of creating one such parallel universe to enlist your help. We don't believe you should risk creating another, there is little control.

"Guardians, I hear your words of caution, but I still intend to do this. I say that you were foolish not to have tried to save your race by doing so yourselves. When all is seemingly already lost, what would you have left to concern you?" Scott said, peering into the bright light that was coming from the stone.

We might have managed to save ourselves, but at what cost to other civilisations? The death of the Albannach at our hands scarred us deeply and we could not risk committing another awful act like that. No, we heeded the warnings of the 'old ones' and did not walk that path.

"I must take the risk my friends. Take me to Gabrain and Tara." Scott said once more and stepped forward until he was fully inside the dome of light.

Gabrain leapt backwards and stumbled down the steps, landing on his butt on the floor of the pit. The stone column had begun to glow with a fierce, bright white light and he threw his arm up to shield his eyes. The others in the party watched in amazement, the natives falling to a prone position, pressing their foreheads to the ground.

The light grew until it surrounded the column and the raised platform it was on, spreading outwards like a dome. Gabrain remembered seeing something similar in the hall-house at Inveraray when Scott and his family had left him. His heart quickened at what he thought was happening.

The light began to spread from the column, creeping down the steps and over the floor of the pit. Gabrain scrambled to his feet and watched as the smooth black stone under his feet was transformed to a glowing white. It was almost like watching the shadow of a cloud moving away to allow the sunlight to brighten the ground he thought, but perhaps a hundred times better than that. The strongest surge of energy yet went through his body.

The pit eventually became entirely white with blue marbling and Gabrain could feel the raw energy pulsing through the soles of his feet, almost as if the ground itself was alive. The brightest light still came from the platform where the stone column was and Gabrain peered towards it. He made out the shape of a man emerging from the light and cried out.

"Scott! Scott! Sweet Jesu! Scott!" he cried, stumbling forward.

"Well met, Gabrain my friend, well met indeed," said Scott as he walked down the steps to embrace his friend tightly.

"I knew somehow that we two would meet again. I felt it inside me. And what a mighty task you have set me this time, my Lord," said Gabrain.

"Aye, my friend. I think I ask too much of you at times. I am saddened that you couldn't bring your family with you, but you know that I wouldn't have asked if it wasn't of the utmost importance."

Scott whirled round as he felt a weight hurling itself at him, clinging to his back, arms coming around his neck. He managed to dislodge Tara and hugged her too, kissing her soundly into the bargain.

"Maybe this will teach you to try and avoid wormholes in future my love. I worried about you until the Stone let me know you were safe," said Scott.

Gabrain and Tara both gasped and Scott turned to see what they were looking at. On the platform, the Stone of Destiny had come home. It nestled into the rough surface at the top of the column; a perfect fit and a shaft of brilliant white light now rose straight up from it, reaching up into the heavens.

"Aye, it has found its place again. Hear me!" cried Scott, "Hear me! I am Scott mac Fergus, Ard Righ nan Albannach . I call on the 'old ones' to bear witness this day. I condemn the iLOX for their acts of betrayal and for their heinous crime in murdering the Albannach so long ago. But they have paid for their sins, paid in full measure and they have laboured long to try to make amends, aye, even after they had passed on themselves. As Ard Righ nan Albannach I proclaim the iLOX finally cleansed of their sins and free to hold their heads up once more, wherever they may be."

As Scott's voice echoed round the pit and eventually died, a sound began to rise all around them. The noise was like hundreds, thousands, of voices joining together in a collective cry of deep joy. It rose, the noise level building, echoing, reached a climax and then was gone. Two milky white creatures appeared on the platform at the top of the steps. They walked down the steps and bowed before Scott before addressing him in Gaelic.

"You are gracious indeed, Scott mac Fergus. Never would we have expected such an act of kindness and understanding. On behalf of the iLOX let us express our gratitude," they said in unison, bowing once more.

"Who are they?" Tara whispered at Scott's side.

"Tara, Gabrain, let me introduce the iLOX guardians, High Priestess Phrax and High Priestess Indorax," Scott said.

The two iLOX bowed in turn to Gabrain and Tara.

"My thanks to you both for what you have already done for us. The Stone is once more complete and you are back where you belong. You know I don't have much time, as the Earth could be attacked at any moment by the Lupos. I leave you here, with the Stone, to help Gabrain and his people do what they need to. I must return with the Dalriada through the second wormhole that you identified for me," Scott said.

"I thought it was the iLOX who were attacking the Earth? Why is it now the Lupos and why are they calling themselves the iLOX?" Tara asked.

"Over the years the iLOX/Lupos crossbreeds amongst them have become dominant," said Phrax, "They no longer see themselves as the same as the Lupos. They are not satisfied with killing us off, now they want to usurp our name also."

"Gabrain, my friend. I'm afraid I must leave you again, this time for good. I leave you to protect the Stone. Use its power wisely and listen to the sage counsel of the High Priestesses. You know what you have to do - I warn you now though that the latest Lupos ship we have identified is over five-miles long and one and a half miles wide. Anything you do to develop ships to help us will need to bear that in mind," said Scott.

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A lot of black men are always complaining about black women. And many more black women are complaining about black men. The truth is that men and women will always have issues and misunderstandings. Race has nothing to do with it, trust me. I wish more people would realize that. I am a big and tall, ruggedly handsome and friendly young black man who will never give up on the sisters. That is my solemn promise. Lots of young black men on the Bridgewater State College campus social scene are...

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The FreshmanChapter 37 Four Days in the United States

Two days after the Day of the Dead Ceremonies ended, Jason and Cecilia boarded a plane to go to Frankfurt and then another to continue to Chicago. They were traveling with their U.S. passports, but with special Danubian diplomatic visas that gave them de facto rights as Danubian diplomats. Were either of them to run into any problems in the U.S. it was guaranteed they would have the full weight of the Danubian government backing them. Before they left, Prime Minister Dukov called Dr....

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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS14E01 Adrienne Huntington 42 from Swanage

We open this week’s show, as usual, with an establishing shot of the seafront of a small seaside town. Shops and shoppers, deserted ice-cream stands, a beach filled with yellow sand but virtually no holiday makers, and a very choppy bay stretching out in the distance, with land on one side and a pier on the other. We can hear the unmistakable blustering sound of wind blowing in off the sea ... We’re clearly at a seaside resort in the middle of winter. A big caption appears, filling almost...

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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e15 Kimberly

“The United Kingdom of Zoo – Series 4, Episode 14: Kimberly” by Luke Ozvik Series 4, Episode 14: KIMBERLY We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking down on a busy motorway – cars flying by at 70-80-90mph ... Now we’re on the windswept sea-front of an old-fashioned English resort town ... Finally, we’re in a quiet, narrow residential street, late at night, outside a traditional English pub. White walls and black...

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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS14 E13 Ruby Suddick 25 from Newcastle

We start this week’s show with establishing shots of a Geordie-land’s infamous night-life. Along the Quayside, teaming with young bodies as the youth of the Toon move from pub to pub, barely wearing enough to protect them from the cold northern wind. Then we’re around the corner on a street with four story buildings on either side of a wide street, with plenty of pedestrian space infront of multiple pubs and clubs. Everyone looking very relieved that the lockdown is over and the party has...

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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e1 Elizabeth

We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a build up inner city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking at a crowded sandy beach – kids building sandcastles, parents sunbathing ... Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing over a river – tourists leaning over the sides, taking pictures... Then we’re in a large carpark ... Hundreds of cars, shoppers pushing trolleys back...

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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS11E01 Jenna McCartney 45

Jenna McCartney (45), from Chicago (USA), at the Radisson Blu Hotel, Manchester Airport. We open this edition, the first of the new series, with the classic shot of an aeroplane coming in to land at a large airport. Then we cut to look at an arrivals board, seeing the numbers flickering over to confirm that flight BA100 from New York has arrived ... Then we’re watching the skyway as passengers shuffle along with that ‘8 hours on a plane’ look ... Focusing in on one particular passenger – and...

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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e19 Tiffany Black 36

Series 5, Episode 19 - Tiffany Black (36) We open with our beautiful shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – just long enough to notice that this week the shot includes lines of longitude and latitude ... Then we fall toward the planet at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit toward the country, staying on the zero-degree line of latitude ... Dropping toward the south, toward the huge urban spread of London ... Staying on that imaginary line – right into...

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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e16 Olivia

“The United Kingdom of Zoo – Series 4, Episode 16: Olivia” by Luke Ozvik Series 4, Episode 16: OLIVIA We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway ... And then we’re looking at something new... The Royal Courts of Justice in London. An amazing grandiose building, opened way back in 1882 by Queen Victoria herself. It’s an impressive Victorian Gothic grey stone building that screams...

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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e18 Rachael

Series 4, Episode 18: RACHAEL We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway ... And then we’re looking at something new... A large sewage treatment plant. A mini montage of big circular pools of household waste, being chewed up and cleaned by large rotating mechanical arms ... It looks like it smells terrible. The occasional member of staff, checking equipment, wearing full overalls...

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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e1 Sammy Murty

We open with an image of the United Kingdom – from high, high up ... The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us like a perverted version of Supergirl ... She smiles at us, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping to sea level over the Severn Estuary, between Wales (with a cartoonish huge flag waving on the coast, and the south-west coast of England, with...

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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e9 Tara Carver

Series 5, Episode 9: Tara Carver (59) – Edinburgh We open with our standard sequence – a high altitude image of the United Kingdom. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy caricature of our host, Charley, floating infront of us ... She points down toward the UK below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” She giggles, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping toward the ground, heading in...

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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e10 Alison Latham

Series 5, Episode 10: Alison Latham (47) – Wolverhampton We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit ... The whole country in one shot. Then our very cartoonish, top heavy and slutty caricature of Charley appears infront of us ... She points down toward the UK below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” Then she waves for us to follow her, turns and skydives toward the country below at...

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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e11 Melissa

Series 4, Episode 11: MELISSA We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a built-up inner-city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking down at a crowded street market – barrows selling everything from fresh fruit and veg, to handmade jewelry and knock-off designer handbags. Then we’re on a busy street in an old English city - not a lot of food traffic, but plenty of cars...

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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e17 Penelope

“The United Kingdom of Zoo – Series 4, Episode 18: Penelope” by Luke Ozvik Series 4, Episode 18: PENELOPE We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway ... And then we’re looking at something familiar... A narrow single car width country road, leading through an area of barren, rolling, grassy hills. Dry stone walls rise about 3 feet on either side of the narrow road. A few cows...

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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e12 Cate Morado 36

We open with our beautiful shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then fall toward the planet at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit toward the south of England, toward the massive urban sprawl that is London ... Reaching ground level in just a few seconds. From here we race through animated streets, passing traditional London Black Cabs and red Double Decker buses until we hit a wide street of three-story buildings – shopfronts downstairs, apartments...

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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e7 Effat Hassan 41

Footage through a car window, looking out at a twilight sky and a virtually empty motorway ahead ... There’s a car in the distance ahead of us, an occasional car or truck coming the other way, passing us at speed, nothing like you’d expect from a busy rush hour motorway. Then we’re looking down at the driver from a high angle, corner mounted GoPro. The driver, as you’d expect, is the cleavage heavy, filthy looking pornstar-esque Charley Ozvik, the face of the British bestiality business, and...

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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS14 E09 Vanessa Moore 34 from Manchester with Jenna

We begin this week’s show with a shot of a collection of impressive, modern tower blocks. Each has a different style, format, and color. From browns, to greys, to whites. Lots of windows and lots of balconies. We move along a new, black-topped road, toward the towers, noting the lack of old buildings, and the lack of greenery (a few freshly planted trees and a flower bed, nothing more). There’s an ornamental sculpture up ahead at the side of the road – it looks like a stack of cubes twisted...

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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e3 Rebecca

“The United Kingdom of Zoo” Series 5, Episode 3: Rebecca We open with a shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us like a twisted version of the old “Bewitched’ tv titles ... She smiles at us, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit to sea level over the English Channel, off the south coast, in...

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