The Long Slumber Party
The Long Slumber Party "So...how long have you been coaching?," she asked me as she sat on the field, in a way that almost sounded like she gave a shit... "Ten years," I said like I almost did too. I noticed a look in her eyes, and I figured out at once why she wasn't listening...So I followed her eyes. I noticed that every now and again, she would look down at my shorts. They were really that short, but I could notice a slight bulge near my ball sack "So, what, are you a former jock or, what?"...