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Meat Acquisition Technologies

Meat Acquisition Technologies? Spitman March 19, 2008It was early when the limousine cruised up to the main entrance of the factory, and the chauffeur opened the door for his passenger.‘Thank you, Harry,’ the passenger told him graciously.‘It was my pleasure, Mr Wang. I will be here when you are ready to leave.’Li looked around. From the outside, the main building looked like an aircraft hanger, with an office block at one end, but there was enough evidence of meticulous care to convince him...

The Proposition

Grace Newell tugged at the strap of her black singlet and let out a sigh. She couldn’t believe she was actually going through with this. She rapped her knuckles against the door and took a step back. Her heart thudded so loud the beats pounded in her ears. She smoothed her hands over her denim skirt and turned to gaze at the quiet street. Sunlight bounced off the windshield of her parked car. A dog barked in the distance and the smell of a barbecue wafted on the wind. The breeze lifted her...

First Time

Vampire tale 1

This is my first attempt in writing an erotic novel, please be patient with me. JI was sitting on the sofa my living room. I had, for the first time in many weeks, decided to take a break from both my girlfriend and partying, to just relax with a good movie and some hot tea. I started the film, Betty Blue, if anyone should be interested, I am into artsy French movies, and just as I sat down, my doorbell rang. I stopped the film, got up, and walked to the door. I assumed it was either one of my...

My first foursome

My first foursome There was no doubt about it! I was nervous; me actually nervous about a night away with my own husband! I knew why. It was because I was anticipating something exciting and new happening. We were on our way to London, the car was hot, probably from the heat I was feeling between my legs. I'd worn a skirt, because he told me to and I nearly always did as I was told. He was watching me with amusement as I was shifting up my skirt in an effort to get more air to...

Group Sex

Look how I have turned out Sir

Look how I have turned out Sir ! Even though I am now 32, I still keep myself in very good shape. I do a lot of running and spend the time in the gym, keeping myself looking good. That – along with training my teams for football and rugby at school – keeps me looking good and I can still turn heads whilst out with the guys on a Saturday night. Yes, things are pretty good now. I have advanced well in the teaching profession, and am now deputy headteacher at my school. I get a good salary,...

Culture Shock Ch 10

12.06 A.M.. Elaine’s teeth were brushed, skin moisturised, ready for sleep. Kneeling tall on her bed in the dark, she’d opened the sliding window widely. With her elbows resting on the windowsill, she smelled the fresh air. A warm breeze caressed her face, billowing the gauzy curtains. Street lamps and house lights dotted the hills that rolled into the distance and Elaine stared. Her room was on the opposite side to the quadrangle and looked away from the city. Until then Elaine had wished...

BDSM

Jonas Part Five

The golden autumn sun flowed across the immaculately-landscaped grounds of Cavanagh House like honey. Hannah and Jonas walked together companionably, only the steady crunch of the gravel beneath their feet and the distant sigh of the breeze stirring the trees breaking the silence. Then, as they neared a broad lake, Jonas knelt, took up a smooth stone, and sent it skimming out over the water.Hannah sighed softly. He moved so gracefully, this beautiful man with the devilish, crooked grin...He...

Straight Sex

Den of Iniquity Ch 07

It was like I'd been punched in the stomach. Of all the things Josephine could have said, I wasn't expecting that. My jaw dropped and for a moment I was practically speechless as I lay on my back on her bed. All I could do was mumble an apology as I scrambled to my feet, telling her I really had to get going. "Did I do something wrong?" she asked. It hadn't seemed to register with her that I might think she and Sylvia being sisters was strange. Frankly, that suited me fine. Zipping up my pants...

BDSM

Hors d Oeuvres

HORS D?OEUVRES HORS D?OEUVRES A Selection of Startersby Velvetglove Author?s Note The three stories in this Selection are primarily written for the submissive male reader. Please note before reading any further that they are mild, consensual and completely different to my other work. Anybody thinking they?ll be getting another dollop of ?After the Pestilence? may be sorely disappointed !I found these titbits whilst tidying up my PC and decided to post rather than delete them. They are...

Debbie Crane driver

Debbie, Crane driver Debbie, Crane DriverSynopsisDebbie finds that getting to the top in a man's profession can be a difficult and painful experience. Debbie, Crane Driverby obohobo WarningsPlease take note!The text in this story contains erotic material and is expressly written for adults only. MF NC. SpankingIf you are underage or offended by such material, or if viewing this file is illegal in your locality, then leave, close or delete this file-story now. This is a work of fiction,...

Work Home Balance

Work/Home Life Balance by RedHead I closed the front door quietly, careful not to wake my husband. It was stilla little dark and damp, normal for this early in the morning. Quickly I mademy way past the street lamps, knowing that if I missed this bus I would havea fifteen minute wait, and late arrival at work was always an uncomfortableexperience. My husband worked only a block away from me in the city but ashe didn't start till quite a bit later it was not practical for him to giveme a lift to...

Revenge

Watching some of the soaps on television I heard that the writers East Enderswere running out of good story lines . So to this end I wrote this script,which is possible, more realistic than some I have seen. For those who don't know of the Soap its based in a working class districtof London and uses characters in a village type atmosphere around a centralsquare contain a market and follows the day to day activities of the residents.But could easily be translated to many of the other soaps on...

Metal Eater

I1: OPEN "So, what do you think?" I looked through the looking glass. On our side, it was a transparent plateof crystal, on her side it was a proper mirror. "I think she is going to catch a fever lying naked on the floor." Karen was not actually lying. She was sitting on the floor, her back againstthe wall, her arms wrapped around her knees and her head buried between them.She was completely naked and were the light a touch less sparse, I would havebeen able to see bruises on her forearms....

An email from Ruby

It was about three years ago when Ruby and I(Roja) first met. We were working together in an office, sharing a desk. Our boss spent most of his time out of the office usually on business meetings. He never said exactly where he went but he told us that he knew he could trust us to get on with the work. Ruby and I didn’t mind this at all, so we never asked where he was going. Since Ruby and I were the only employees, with the boss out of the picture we could relax. The work was fairly mundane,...

Up the alley

The evening hadn’t started well; your hubby had taken exception to your choice of dress- too tarty in his opinion ! True, the little black skirt was on the short side and the cool weather had forced you to don some fancy black tights but you were perfectly happy with the top you had chosen- it was a bit see-thru but you had a bra and panties on , albeit peephole and split-crotch !However, It was all too late to change and you only just made it to the restaurant in time. Usually he liked having...

The Jared Chronicles Jared s Brat School Part 3

Languidly, Tabitha walked through the downstairs hall, swaying her hips to maximize the swing of her well-formed ass. The cock-shaft around which her fingers were entwined was resolute in its hardness, primed for the penetration she needed. He might have grabbed her and fucked her against any surface in the house, over any piece of furniture, but he did not.This guy had restraint—he knew how to savour an erotic moment and allowed himself to be led like a lamb up the gently curving stairwell. It...

Cheating

Nineteen Fifty

NINETEEN FIFTY Tim really loved to read all about what it was like for men long ago when they were the strong ones, the ones in charge. Not like today. He was particularly fascinated by those now banned books that told of men seducing women, making passionate love to them and women doing everything to please their men. Knowing their place, it was called. The classics which were available today had been completely re-written; there were no more heroes, only heroines. His friend...

Victoria s Punishment Part 3 Call Me Maybe

Victoria’s walk home from high school along the tree-lined sidewalks of her suburban east coast town allowed time and space for a most welcome decompression and reflection on the day’s event. Despite how strange and intense they were, she now felt a calm flow over her. Perhaps this was due to the cooling effect of the late summer’s breeze that hinted at winter’s approach, which felt refreshing on her still warm face and legs.Under the protection of the overhead canopy of trees, whose red and...

Teen

Cockwashed

COCKWASHED By Katharine Sexkitten cockwashed verb "kok.wah-shed" believing that there is no greater joy in life than worshipping cocks, leading to giving into the desires to suck cock and be fucked by cock, by frequently being exposed to it or repeatedly being shown that it is true and thereby realizing ones true place in life. other tenses: cockwashing, cockwasher, cockwash I have been cockwashed. It's like being brainwashed, but as opposed to some radical...

Maria s Tale

The main character here is aligned to one member of our small social/support group who is a country mile ahead of the rest of us in passability, but lacks the confidence to make the most of the gift in anything other than events for crossdressers. The story itself is unintentionally longer than previous ones that I have posted, but it took a long time to write and kept hoovering up new sections. It is just a shame that I could not think of a decent ending, so if readers think the story...

Damon and Jeremy Have a drink

“Any chance I can get one of those?” Jeremy asked Damon. “Don’t think so Jer you sister would stake me” He responded “She’s too busy with Stephan to even notice” Jeremy placed another glass next to Damon’s. “Why not?” Damon asked rhetorically, he then added “Doubt I can screw things up more then I already have.” They both drank their drinks and Damon continued to refill both glasses till full then sat down in the am chair while Jeremy was standing at the side table. “Urgh I can hear them...

The Apparition in White and Red

The Apparition in White and Red by Tegeli Despite the seaside town's distance from proper civilisation, when I got the job offer there, I didn't hesitate. I only wondered how my reunion with my old friend Kim would go. CHAPTER I: Him My childhood was interrupted twice by my parents moving to another town. Kim's family happened to move to the same ones. Uprooted and among strangers, it was easy to just keep up with Kim, and it helped that our socially useless interests often aligned. Kim was...

Lisa s Evolution Part I The Depths

A beautiful friendship first started when Lisa and her older sister, Barbara, moved to my smallish town and high school. Barb was in my grade, and her younger sister was two grades below, although I’m pretty sure she had skipped a grade back in her elementary days. I soon became friends with both them and their very cool parents. In fact, in no time, I felt like a member of their extended family.When I first met Lisa at school –which now seems so long ago- she was a tall, skinny, athletic, and...

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Fanny Hill Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure Letter the First Part 3

----------------------- MEMOIRS OF A Woman of Pleasure. Letter the First - Part 3 We had certainly been but a few instants away from it, and yet on our return we saw everything in good forwardness for recommencing the tender hostilities. The young foreigner was sitting down, fronting us, on the coach, with Polly upon one knee, who had her arms round his neck, whilst the extreme whiteness of her skin was not undelightfully contrasted by the smooth glossy brown of her lover’s. But who could...

Pulling at the Red Thread of Fate Chapter 4 We re Definitely not in Kansas Anymore

Pulling at the Red Thread of Fate - Chapter 4 - We're Definitely not in Kansas Anymore. The period of time from the locker room to when I got into my car with Jen and Steve was a blur as I went through the motions of showering and getting changed. I wasn't even bothered by my earlier locker room hang ups because I was still trying to work out in my head what had just happened with Mike. I don't want to sound hyperbolic or hysterical about finding Mike attractive. By any measure,...

Fanny Hill Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure Letter the First Part 5

----------------------- MEMOIRS OF A Woman of Pleasure. Letter the First - Part 5 We had certainly been but a few instants away from it, and yet on our return we saw everything in good forwardness for recommencing the tender hostilities. The young foreigner was sitting down, fronting us, on the coach, with Polly upon one knee, who had her arms round his neck, whilst the extreme whiteness of her skin was not undelightfully contrasted by the smooth glossy brown of her lover’s. But who...

Fanny Hill Letter the First Part 3

Introduction:Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure, also known as Fanny Hill is a novel by John Cleland. Written in 1749, it is considered the first erotic novel, and has became a byword for the battle of censorship of erotica. Fanny's story, as she falls into prostitution and then rises to respectability, takes the form of a confession that is coloured by copious and explicit physiological details of her carnal adventures.During my visit to London for studies where we had an Old Ancestral Home, I...

Initiated into the triple C club Chapter 2

Initiated into the triple C club part 2 Having read the reviews a couple of apologies. As it was my first story posted here I incorrectly failed to make clear that the story was not complete and that I intend to add to it. Further the X rating is in respect to the complete story rather than each chapter. Thanks for your reviews. Its what has inspired me to press on with this tale Chapter 2 Before they left the annex, Amanda gathered up a selection of dresses other accessories...

Cybele s Children

Cybele's Children. By Trish. It was midsummers eve and Cathy Morris was feeling pissed off. Not only had she had to put up with her manager being a sexist bastard who refused to let her do the job she had been trained to do, but then she had to waste two hours after work getting her fucking hair and nails done to go to a work-related dinner party the following day! She was better qualified than half the men in her office, and a hell of a lot smarter but because she had a pair of...

Change is Good for Hemangini

IntroductionThis story has its emphasis laid upon Hemangini, a lady who has been brought up under the ambience of the exquisite Bengali culture. She is 35 years old; Standing at 5'10, much taller than average Indian women, 34B breasts, and a body structured in 36-26-40, weighing 148 pounds. The numbers complimented her big tall structure. She quotes herself quite often in the story as the 'woman in a man's body.'She always managed to stay bulky by weight lifting and squatting on regular basis....

The Chosen One

Have you ever had a nightmare when something happens to your sleeping, unconscious body in the physical world and your mind weaves the experience into your nightmare, making them the most realistic, terrifying, disturbing dreams ever? I had a few in my teenage years, and there are two in particular that I remember very vividly.The first one took place when I was around twelve, my pet rat escaped from his cage one night and decided to waltz across my snoring face, which my brain transformed into...

Horror

A hole in the wall Chapter 4

Having satisfied my first “client” I wanted to get myself off but had barely sat down when another cock appeared. I again dropped to my knees and stroked and sucked the cock and then took it doggy style. This time I rubbed my clit and got myself off while the mystery guy humped away. He came and disappeared. This time I was happier because I had cum too. This process continued with two more guys before it was finish time. I cleaned myself as best I could, got dressed and walked around to the...

Cuckolding Escort Cum Guzzling Ettiquette

The list: 10. Drank a girl-racer's piss-puddle from the floor of the car park. 9. Wanked off in a used-condom after watching couple fuck in same car park. 8. Me and some mates took turns spunking into our friend's sister's dirty panties. 7. Snogged a woman at a party after two guy's had spunked in her mouth. 6. Had sloppy seconds with a woman at a party. 5. Licked another guy's cum from girlfriend's pussy. 4. Paid an escort to let me fuck her with one of her client's used...

Chapter One

As my plane thuds onto the tarmac at Logan International Airport, I can’t help but feel a little giddy at the prospect of finally meeting Kate. It will be a busy conference, I know, but the evenings are mine, and it turns out that Kate is off for three of them. Would the unique chemistry that we enjoyed in our chatrooms, private e-chats and in emails, translate into spicey fun when we actually meet in person? I know she claims she is turned on by mature, fit fifty-somethings, but how will she...

Cheating

Beantown Weekend Chapter One

As my plane thuds onto the tarmac at Logan International Airport, I can’t help but feel a little giddy at the prospect of finally meeting Kate. It will be a busy conference, I know, but the evenings are mine, and it turns out that Kate is off for three of them. Would the unique chemistry that we enjoyed in our chatrooms, private e-chats and in emails, translate into spicey fun when we actually meet in person? I know she claims she is turned on by mature, fit fifty-somethings, but how will she...

Cheating

The Cost of Motherly Love Part 1

I sat on the grass while the adults busied themselves laying out the food, feeling annoyed that I had to sit on the floor with the kids while the adults got to sit on the purposely placed logs in the picnic area. I looked up from the brochure I was pretending to read as something in my peripheral vision caught my attention; the pale skin of slightly open thighs. I realised that from my lowly position, I was able to see up under the skirt and allowed my gaze to wonder higher until it reached...

All Systems Functioning

Earth date 1st April, 2121. Time 12h03m56s GMT. Space Station Alpha 69. Geostationary above Mars. Unmanned. Nothing to report. All systems functioning.*Earth date 2nd April, 2121. Time 15h05m23s GMT. Space Station Alpha 69. Geostationary above Mars. Unmanned. Nothing to report. All systems functioning.*Earth date 3rd April, 2121. Time 10h23m19s GMT. Space Station Alpha 69. Geostationary above Mars. Unmanned. Nothing to report. All systems functioning.*Earth date 4th April, 2121. Time 16h02m45s...

Fantasy & Sci-Fi

The College Nerd

Japhta was the college nerd. He was lanky and slightly skanky. Although Japhta did not pong too severely, it was clear that deodorant and showering did not form part of daily routine, and most girls were put off by him. This fact never concerned him because Japhta had always preferred boys. His clothing always looked well used, presumably between infrequent washing, and the odd tear, smear, or stain, did not seem to worry him at all. Japhta was exceptionally bright and one of the brightest...

Gay Male

Extra Curricular Part 10

Up to the moment when Gavin shoved the item before her face, Amanda was entranced.She hadn’t wished these circumstances upon Christina, but now that the girl was immersed, well look at her. Absorbing the discomfort of Josh’s anal intrusion and, having done it, becoming so clearly possessed by the pleasure. Uttering unearthly sounds with her head lolling, as sexual need consumed her, body and mind. The nice-girl yielding to her true slut-self with nothing to be done about it, and at such a...

Hardcore

The Magician s Assistant Part 1

Chapter 1My GCSEs were finally over, and the summer holidays were here.Of course, my first thoughts were to do absolutely nothing. After two years of studying, I deserved a break. Time off. Me-time. Except of course I hadn't exactly studied all the time, or even worked especially hard except the last six to nine months, and even then only really in the last few of those.So I didn't actually deserve anything, but when you're sixteen and suddenly aren't being told what to do all the time, it kind...

Exhibitionism

Lady Jane xxx

I play bass in a jazz quartet, just for fun and we all have day jobs. Music is a hobby, and if I had to do it for a living then it would start to become a chore. We play at small clubs now and again, also weddings, friend’s birthdays, charity fundraisers, and so on. We try to appear in public no more than about once every two or three weeks. Our sax player Mike lines up most of our gigs as he is a bit of a social animal with a wide circle of aquaintances. He and the...

Showing Myself Pt 05

by Vanessa Evans Part 5 I woke up and discovered that somehow we had swapped over and I was on my back and daddy had his arm and leg over me. What’s more his hand was on one of my tits. My spare hand slowly slid over to my pussy and started rubbing. “Morning Princess.” I heard. “Daddy, good morning. Can you help me with something please?” “Sure, what?” I stopped rubbing and felt for daddy’s hand. When I found it I lifted it over to my pussy and started moving my hand so that his fingers...

Devotion And Duty

“Thank you for agreeing to help me with this, Victoria. I don't think I could do it by myself, but I guess it's time.”“You don't need to apologise for anything, Frank. I know it's difficult, and it's only been two weeks since Jessica… well, it's not been a long time. I'm glad to help.” Victoria took Frank's hand as they entered the bedroom. It had been the master bedroom, but as her cancer got worse, Jessica insisted Frank move into the spare room so he could get some sleep rather than listen...

Love Stories

The Brown Blogger Rides Again

“Ja, Frau Miller, I am now in the England to visit my most promising online students. My colleague Herr Overwurst is here to observe and attend.” “Please do come in, Professor. I hope you have found my work satisfactory and that I am on track to pass your wonderful course.” “You are my most promising student, your love for the scheisse and ze piss is most gratifying. Never have I seen such gluttony, such passion for the poop!” “Thank you, Professor Bütternberg, I am truly honoured by your...

Gramps Returns

Copyright obohobo Revised 2007 "Nanny, Nanny, Nanny! I've found him! He's here! Gramps has come back. Come and see Nan. He's come back from Heaven. He's here Nan. Come and see, hurry Nanny!" A vigorous tugging at my sleeve immediately aroused me from my reverie as I waited in the slow moving queue at the supermarket cafeteria on a hot early July afternoon. The blonde haired, blue-eyed angel with the shrill, excited voice couldn't have been more than four years old. Hopping and...

Janus

In Roman mythology, Janus (or Ianus) was the god of gates, doors, doorways, beginnings and endings. Story Menu 9:15 pm 9:50 pm 10:05 pm 12:10 am 12:45 am 2:40 am 3:55 am 4:30 am 4:56 am 8:37 am Sunset, 9:15 pm The soft yellow sun touched the black horizon. A solitary bluff of poplars broke the wavering line marking land and sky. Seaborg's Trees marked the traditional party spot. Michael took a sip of coffee and checked reflexively for the telltale twinkle of a bonfire. His...

Repeat After Me

‘God, I hope that’s not taped onto my paintwork,’ Alan thought to himself regarding the “Just Married” sign affixed to the back of his vanishing Rolls Royce Phantom limousine, carrying away his only daughter Eve and Adam her groom. Not that it mattered unduly, he would almost certainly lose the car in the upcoming divorce settlement anyway and have to make do with a Merc or BMW, or ... mmm, even a Jaguar. He had started out with a Jag all those years ago. ‘That wouldn’t be too bad,’ he...

You Always Sleep with Your Hairdresser Don t You

I sleep with my gardener as well. I hadn't really thought about it much until we moved locally about a mile to our present area. The new garden needed a lot of work and effort put into it to change it from wilderness to respectable. Me - I just like pottering - my wife likes 'gardening' as she puts it. The family joke started when, early that spring, I was doing some of the heavy work Jan can't manage. It was early evening and I was on my own out the front of our plot. It's a reasonable...

Tenderloin Tales Sally s Slap in the Face

San Francisco, city of my birth, must be just about the best damn place in the whole world for a single guy. Not just because there are more women than men, but because it's a faery city as well as a city of fairies. From any vista point, you might feel you were overlooking a silvered, shimmering Oz. "Mornin' Sally. How you doin' this beautiful day?" "Good morning to you, Gavin. I'm doin' okay." The tall blond hid a large yawn behind long, red tipped fingers. "Are we keeping you...

Forgotten Dream

"Pam any chance of a tea pal?" That's me Max; I'm lying in bed shouting down to the wife of 18 years. "Ok" That's Pam, blonde and petite with green- brown eyes, mother of two teenage sons who were at a school camp, when the boy's started going on holidays without us we learnt quickly to grab as much time with each other as possible, Pam works as an accountant in an office and has the week off, I work as a manager in retail also have the week off but I have promised to go in today to...

Regrets for a Miss

My Name is Robbie McLean. I was the new kid on the block as far as the sales team in our company went, but already I was nearing the top of the rankings. It is not something I boast about but I find sales easy. I think it's partly to do with my genes. My dad is one of those kind of guys who can get along with everybody. He always has Joke. He is the one in the doctor's surgery who will break the ice and have everybody talking to one another within five minutes. Over and above that he is...

Walk in the Park

The weather was what started it. It was a fabulous day, hot, not a cloud in the sky. If it had been our usual wet Bank Holiday I wouldn't have been walking in the park and I wouldn't have met Nicholas. Nicky was a seven-year-old bundle of energy that did everything at full speed. When I first saw him he was flying through the air to land on the dry grass. Immediately he was crying his little eyes out because he'd fallen and dropped his ice-lolly. The ice-cream van was only ten yards away and...

Who

I awoke confused; the bed beside me was empty, thank God! But that still didn’t explain the who of it from last night, because I know for damned sure the woman I fucked last night wasn’t my wife, although I’m pretty sure she was family. ‘Start at the beginning, ‘ I thought, let’s go over the events and see just what we can figure out. Karen and I had been invited to a party at her parents’ house. Well, they call it a house; it’s pretty palatial by my standards with eight bedrooms, plus a...

Next Gig

Copyright© 2002-2003 There's an oversexed lady named Whyte Who insists on a dozen a night. A fellow named Cheddar Had the brashness to wed her- His chance of survival is slight. The chaos of human flesh was ignored. A few waves of the hand that caused more screams and calls seemed to satisfy the mob's urge for him, if only for a second. Shrill female voices yelled out begging to be with him, promising him anything. A few faces were able to press into the half-open limo door, but...

The Last Man

This story was related to me by the main character, who shall be known as Roger Wilkinson. It was recorded by me in personal conversation with him over a period of six hours in four sessions, and when I set about writing it, I felt it best to put it in dialogue form because that was how he presented it to me. I offered the outline, drafts and now the finished product to him for his endorsation. He is satisfied that, if not literal, it is an accurate reflection of the past few months in his...

Neighbourhood Slut

Copyright© 2003 The limerick is furtive and mean; You must keep her in close quarantine, Or she sneaks to the slums And promptly becomes Disorderly, drunk, and obscene. -- Morris Bishop I wasn't a virgin when Genie McCloud seduced me. If anything I was like a piece of blank paper - just ready for the story to be written upon. Consider this abridged tale my story. Genie McCloud took me and used up the abundant sexual energy that I was filled with and taught me so many wonderful...

Helping Each Other

Copyright© 2004 There's a young Yiddish slut with two cunts, Whose pleasure in life is to pruntz. When one pireg is shot, There's that alternate twat, But the ausgefuckt male merely grunts. "Do you do that every night?" Asked the tiny voice from the darkness. I froze! My heart felt as if it would fail in surprise and my cock immediately started to deflate within my enclosed fist. Then I felt, and heard, movement upon the air mattress that we shared, as I pictured my mother...

How Good Would You Like Today To Be

Copyright© 2003 Read: 'How Was Your Day' for the prior episode. There was a young man named McNamiter With a tool of prodigious diameter. But it wasn't the size Gave the girls a surprise, But his rythm -- iambic pentameter. Doris stood before the full length mirror in her room and studied the small lines about her eyes then the somber gaze itself. That woman looking back at her was the old 'Doris', the middle-aged woman, in an unhappily marriage, and with one adult son. She...

Are You Still Sexy

Hi, my name's Kevin and, as the saying goes, I'd like to tell you a story. What occasionally feels like a long time ago I used to be in the Army but I'd done my time and having reached the grand old age of forty I'd retired from their ranks. Since leaving the forces I'd got a job with an old mate of mine, he had the business acumen and I, along with several others, supplied the technical knowledge. On the basis of this job and my terminal grant I'd bought a house in this garrison...

Lorton Hears a Whooo

Were it quieter, one could have heard the soft pitter-patter of the rain off the metal roof. But it wasn't. There was scheduled to be 16 hours of this loud din, the hard vibrations, the shaking, the sudden lurching, and the bumping. CLACKITY CLACK CLACKITY CLACK! WHOOOOONK WHOOOONK! I was laying on my bed. I was happy. I wasn't sleeping, but boy was I happy. I was on the top bunk. I normally wouldn't sleep on the top bunk, but the light of my life, she had the tendency to fall out of bed...

Reeling in the Years

This story is told by Dot, reminiscing with Amy & Pixie after a few glasses of sherry Did I ever tell you about my girl Aggie? I met her in 1952, just after King George passed away, we were so lucky to have him as King, still a massive racist but not as bad as Edward, he's have sold us to the Nazis at the drop of a hat. Anyway I was working at Kendal Royal in the maternity ward, after seeing all those poor ladies in agony it made me so glad I'd not be having children. Aggie came in...

Conversations 7

“How long have you been fucking him?” I asked, as the chaos swirled on around us. Margot stared at me, as tense and on edge as a cat meeting another cat in an alleyway. Her eyes darted here, there and everywhere. “Why did you hit that man?” she shouted. She needed to, to be heard over the noise of people excitedly swirling around to take a look at the man on the floor, and me – the guy who put him there. “Because he told me he fucked you. I didn’t feel the need to let him get away with...

How Was Your Day

Copyright© 2003 There was a young lady named Rose With erogenous zones in her toes. She remained onanistic Till a foot-fetishistic Young man became one of her beaux. "God what a beautiful day!" "It feels like a cool breeze is coming up - it should cools things down before supper time." "Hum... its just wonderful." Doris carefully stands up and then lowers her weight upon the edge of the marble hot tub, one hand bringing her nearly full wine goblet up for another sip. A...

Is She The Slut I Told Her She Was

Copyright© 2000-2003 An AI researcher named Bluth Wrote, to find out the sexual truth, Eroticon VI, Which he taught certain tricks Which I'm sure can't be found in Knuth. Damn, Todd had a some chick over which means we are going to be late for the hockey game! "Gill... come on in!" He wore only a terry-cloth robe as he stood aside to let me into his apartment. The smell of sex was thick in the bachelor pad. His apartment had no bedrooms but was still rather large - a...

Blind Date

Copyright© 2005 'Please Dad!' My son pleaded. 'Do your own dirty work.' I replied for the fifth or sixth time. 'It's not my fault. It's Tess's. As usual.' He moaned. Tess was his older sister and as was usual with my eldest child, she was trying to organise his life for him, whether he appreciated it or not. This time she had arranged a blind date for her single brother and had bullied him into agreeing to meet one of the sisters of a work colleague of Tess. I could hear her...

Run for It

I was fucking desperate for a shag. That stuck up cow Verity had walked out on me when I tried to fuck her arse hole. It wasn’t as if that was the first time, but she’d complained before giving me the final finger that she’d refused so many times, hadn’t I learned. Patrolling this convenience store in a small country town provided some nice visual sights of stuff I’d like to fuck. There are yummy mummys, smart single executives, college student, local housewives and hoi polloi. Decked out in...

For A

Perhaps I should explain. This is a real life, up to the minute account involving real people who, through many reasons, would be vulnerable in both their professional and personal lives if too many details were to be made public. I am sure you, the reader, will forgive the lack of names or accurate location details. Those that know me well will probably recognise certain aspects and possibly add two and two together. I will have to deal with that, if and when the time comes. My reputation,...

Goodbye Miss GrangerChapter 11 Sponge Toss

My rushed getaway from Josh meant I arrived the Sponge Toss booth ten minutes early, so I had an opportunity to get a feel for the game before I started getting hit with wet sponges. Mr Mitchell the P.E. teacher was on-deck, his wet and smiling face mounted above the brightly coloured body of a clown painted on the outside of the booth, while a line of senior boys tried and mostly failed to hit him with large, wet rectangular sponges. It didn't take long to work out that this game was a...

One Shoe GumshoeChapter 26 Two Funerals

WE attended two funeral services together, Mary and I, one low key in terms of attendance but deeply emotional, on one morning and followed that by another higher profile one the following afternoon, that was more for public show than anything else. Mary insisted I attend by her side for both funerals. How could I deny her my full support at them both? To be honest, I wanted to spend every moment of our shrinking allotment of time we had together. Mary wore the same black outfit for both...

Goes Without SayingChapter 12

“So,” said David’s mother, as they sat in the living room when they had put the children to bed after a tiring day for his parents. “Have you decided when Beth will be Christened?” “No,” he replied. “Life has been pretty hectic these last few weeks.” “You’re looking much better,” said his father. “Thanks to Celia,” David said. His father looked surprised. “Celia?” he asked. “I told you Celia had moved in with David,” said David’s mother. “Honestly. James, you don’t listen to a word I...

Caroline s InheritancePart 2

Caroline soon got to her feet, gently easing a disappointed and resentful Engelbert off his warm cushion of soft and girlish flesh, and went up to the house to have her morning shower and use the toilet. She saw Grace standing outside holding a bucket. "Morning Caroline. Bath time! Stand nice and still!" With this she came up to her and after raising the bucket high over Caroline's head, emptied half of its icy cold contents all over her. She handed her a bit of soap and ordered her to...

The Farm LegacyChapter 14

Nothing was said as they drove back. Diana parked in the pub car park, undid her seatbelt and turned to Hal. Her left hand went behind his neck and her right to gently stroke his cheek. "Thank you, Hal," she whispered. "Thank you, thank you, thank you. You've given me my mum back. I love you so much. You're very, very special." Hal smiled lovingly back. "I didn't do much. It was the Mules that got her going." Diana smacked his cheek gently. "No, my love. You took no notice of her...

From the Past a PresentChapter 4 Reminiscence and Revelations

Ann's home was exactly as I expected. It was comfortable, bright colours with some rather nice framed prints on the wall. She told me to take a seat and went off to make coffee. Then this black cat came in and looked at me suspiciously. Presumable deciding that I was not a threat it tested the water, by jumping up on the chair and walking all over my lap. Not round and round as cats do when they will settle down, but from one side to the other, across my lap, up on the arm, then back. I...

F I L FChapter 3

"We love you." To say we were stunned would have been an understatement. I don't know that Ange and Shelley would have said that to us yet but we could see they agreed, cautiously or reluctantly -- I wasn't quite sure. "While not addressing that here -- I think that has to be on a personal level both as fathers and as, well, boyfriends -- we do need to deal with both the current legal issue and your sleepwalking." Howard and Richie let me continue with just nods of agreement. "The...

Avril Must Do as She Is ToldChapter 3 Dom and His Sub Mum

The next morning Avril slept in. She didn't get up until 8:30, not until after Joe had left for work and she'd heard the screen door slam twice as her son and later her daughter had gotten off to school. There was no way she could face Dominic today, not after disrobing right in front of him, not after confronting him about his MILF interests, and definitely not after telling him some unknown girl knows his sex kinks and is snitching on him to his mum. How utterly humiliating that must have...

Accommodating LadyChapter 5

I opened my eyes at 9am in the unfamiliar bedroom, initially disorientated, but my brain quickly got up to speed. Yawning and stretching, I manoeuvred my morning glory into the guest bathroom for relief and speedily completed my ablutions, including a shower and shave. Dressed in shorts and a tee shirt, I ambled into the kitchen, where Ruth and Zelda were bustling around chatting easily and making omlettes. It was all very domestic and I was greeted with a peck on the cheek from each and...

Life on Another PlanetChapter 18 An Improvement in Outlook

March 23, 2012 12:30pm “I have a question, Anika,” Jesse said as the four sat at the dining room table. “If we were in Sweden, what would you serve for lunch?” “Ah, you are curious,” she smiled. “Well, it might be some yellow pea soup and an oven-baked pancake with jam or something sweet on it. Or it might be a whitefish baked in a traditional sauce with some potato and a vegetable. The lunch at home is usually a hot meal, but not too big.” “My mom used to make yellow pea soup with...

Back To BristolChapter 10

I pulled up outside Susan and Ralph's house at almost exactly two thirty, and went and knocked on the front door. The door opened, and there stood Mum, with Len behind her, smiling from ear to ear, and hovering in the background I could see Ralph. "Mum!" I hugged her, "What are you doing here? Where did you come from?" Everyone was smiling and laughing, "I got a bit homesick to see you and Brian and the children. And Len said: Well why don't we just get on a plane and go and see...

Torn LivesChapter 10

I went back to work after my father's burial, but I was indifferent to everything around me, soulless. When back in my condo from the cemetery to take a drink, Melanie had told me unequivocally that she did not want to see me ever again; to her, my attitude towards my mother in the graveyard had been a huge disappointment about me as a person, as a son, and a lover. I really didn't know what to do with my life. I thought, and thought, and thought trying to make a decision to sort my life...

The GovernorChapter 10 The Pink Pussy

"Are you a jealous woman, Lucy?" Albert inquired. "I'm sorry, sir. I don't understand." Albert took a leisurely sip of his tea and he beckoned that Lucy move closer. Then he smiled; that oily, smarmy smile of a man that begs to be mistrusted, of a man dishonourable in matters of sex. He placed the cup on a waiting table, careful not to spill it. "There are many types of women, Lucy," he smiled broadly. "There are those who accept that men are licentious and filthy lechers, and...

10 Book2Chapter 5

China and India as well as all the major cities in Europe and North America had to be monitored. In the case of the Far East, more satellites had to be put in orbit. Our units were very crude by Pack standards because we had to use the information we had in out data storage. Sometimes we could make logical deductions and improve in what the natives of today would call civilian equipment. Monitoring the cities from orbit gave us little information but drones were made by the thousands that...

A Happy EndingChapter 2

It was actually Saturday evening when I drove up to Penkhull, to pick Lyn up. The Potteries is wonderfully situated for the countryside, travel in any direction and you’re soon surrounded bt greenery. Of course, over the years many of those little pubs that, before the motor car, had existed just for a few locals, had become posh hostelries for us city folk. I’d decided on an overly large country pub, out near Mow Cop, as our destination for the evening. Before the change in drink driving...

A Happy EndingChapter 3

The thought of meeting Lyn’s mother gave me just a slight feeling of apprehension. From what Lyn had told me, her mother was easy going and like any parent, just wanted what was best for her daughter. If that meant an older man, then so be it. However, it was the thought of meeting her daughter that terrified me. I had virtually no experience around children, and even in my own distant childhood, girls were a thing of mystery and best avoided. I was also well aware that if I was to have any...

Repeat PerformanceChapter 11 Shannon

"Dad, do you know a Seamus Monahan?" "Yes. He's a very fine writer at the Sun. Why do you ask?" "Oh, I met his daughter, Shannon. She's a sophomore like me. We got to talking and discovered that her dad worked for you." "He does editorials, but I'm trying to get some interest with the Managing Editor to have him write some feature pieces. He's a very talented writer and I'd like to see him get some exposure. I've seen a couple of his humour pieces and they are very...

Dulcie and All Hallow s EveChapter 2

Dulcie and Peter's work with their visitors extended over nearly two weeks. Dulcie's sessions were almost certainly the hardest and by the time Lydia was satisfied, Dulcie was wrung out and drained, but, paradoxically, deeply happy. She woke up in Peter's arms the day after her last session with Lydia and just snuggled. It was Friday; the weekend with all the demands that placed on ministers was a day away. Peter opened his eyes and looked at her, his gaze full of love but also respect; he...

Bad Day At The OfficeChapter 5

Early that evening I heard the doorbell chime. I opened the door to be pushed out of the way by first Jill and then Sam. I'd totally forgotten about their promised visit. Sam looked at my state of disarray; I hadn't dressed properly, nor washed or shaved. "Nice to see you've made an effort for us." She laughed. "You look like shit!" Stated Jill as she pushed me into my armchair. "Sam, go put the kettle on." She ordered her friend, "Whilst I go and fetch someone else in." I had...

DeborahChapter 5

Tea, complete with tea cakes, was a success. They nattered away naturally like old friends and most of it but not all was inconsequential. Deborah discovered that he was a part-time head-hunter and he found out that she was a consultant radiologist. "How do you fit that in with looking after your daughter?" "I'm only part-time these days and generally do mornings. If there's a crisis I ask my sister to help out." "Is she the reason you moved here?" "Largely. We'd always been...

A Glimpse Through the Mist of TimeChapter 17

That two weeks went very quickly. Tina planned our move like a military operation, even as far as going up to my flat and packing my clothes. At the other end it was Bella who unpacked all my effects and put them away, apart from a some items which she left in a cardboard box. When I asked about them she told me determinedly. "I will not be seen with you, wearing that stuff! We will go to Colchester soon and we will get you proper country clothes." Four days before the dinner we were...

Over the Hills and Faraway Book 5 Paying the PiperChapter 31 Out of mind

7th April, 2009. Chez Butcher; Henley-on-Thames, Berkshire. "Well, I'm glad we've sorted out the misunderstanding," Baz Butcher said. "I couldn't understand why you turned down the invite to my wedding; we've been mates since primary school, and I considered your mum as an aunt, and a damn sight better looking one than my Aunty Flo." He drained his tumbler of whisky. "But why would your missus not only refuse the invitation but not tell you me and Sadie were getting married?" "Pure...

Over the Hills and Faraway Book 5 Paying the PiperChapter 37 Destiny s Child

It was Gino Frascetti who gave me the idea of how to end my life, which I thought apposite as it was me who had helped him end his. Not for me the unedifying spectacle of blown out brains, or a tongue protruding corpse swinging from a rope, for some unsuspecting passer-bye to discover. Neither did I wish to inconvenience the travelling public, nor give some train driver nightmares, by flinging myself under a speeding express on the railway. I decided to take the Inuit way of death. Ice...

MaquisChapter 6

Downing Street, London. February. “Ah, Miss Cadwallader, thank you for coming.” Lucy Cadwallader hated the grating voice of the man inviting her into his private office. She disliked the man himself almost as much, but years of political manoeuvring had trained her to hide her feelings very well. She plastered on a pleasant smile and happy expression and, at the waved invitation, sat down on what turned out to be a far more uncomfortable chair than its appearance suggested. “Sir,” she said...

ValerieChapter 23

I wasn't given much time for thought as I heard the front door and I quickly replaced all the articles in Jan's bag. I was greeted with enthusiasm (and vice versa) by Jan and Vonnie who had had a good day house hunting and had clearly made a decision. "I know the one I want," enthused Vonnie. "It's the one I'd choose if we weren't settled here," bubbled Jan. "I know, it's perfect, even within walking distance of here, if you like a little exercise," Vonnie responded whilst...

The Return of Thomas GreyChapter 2 Midshipman Feb 1806

HMS Wolverine was holding her position to windward of a small convoy of eight sail headed from Kingston to London. On her quarter deck, a very nervous watch officer was constantly checking her course, the wind, the trim of the sails and the horizon beyond the convoy. Mr. Midshipman Thomas Grey was entrusted with the watch for the first time, and a more conscientious watch officer would not be found in the entire Royal Navy. On the outward journey to Kingston, Wolverine had escorted four Navy...

By Command of Julia s InvitationChapter 9

Laura Wentworth had proudly received her husband back to the grand house his dubious businesses had provided her, after a week of severe conditioning by she, and the women of the society at Agnes Fairchild’s residence, the night before his appointment with the gallows. This was no reprieve though; Laura was to enjoy her big day to the full, and Wentworth had spent the night in bondage on a padded dog mat at the foot of her bed in what was once his master bedroom. His efforts to evade the...

The Devil s DiscipleChapter 26 Tuesday March 15 The Date Is Set

'Tell me again what's happening?' 'Well you know how the condemned man usually eats a hearty meal before his execution?' I indicated that I did. 'Well instead of a meal he's going to get a rare privilege.' 'Oh and just what is that going to be?' 'Two women in one day!' "Anything happening yet Winston?" I looked up at Anne who was busy dressing for her meeting with Bristoll. "Can you see him?" I closed my eyes and saw nothing but blackness. "Can't see a thing." Then...

The TempleChapter 7

Geeta exited the Bank of Montreal building, striding quickly for Bay Street, and then north, heading for the Starbucks at Queen and Bay. Almost five years had passed since her basement encounter with Raj and his deceased friends. She was almost twenty-two now. She'd grown one more inch and stopped at 5'9", and in her heels, she was a stunning sight. She was nearing the end of her studies, in the last year of her business degree at the University of Toronto, and in the co-op phase, and so...

The SongbirdChapter 7

Cate Gradually over the next few weeks bookings came in and time became a precious commodity. Steve and his musicians were in demand for studio sessions, I was still getting bookings for Rock concerts and we had to get together to rehearse and refine our performance as Kat Lacey and the Stela Swing band. The visit I had promised Jack was put back time and again. He was golden about it. Constantly re-assuring me when I yet again phoned him to put off our few days together, that it was o.k....

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