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Zucchini and the art of environmental maintenance

“Hey, Natasha,” the editor of Sydney’s trashier daily paper called across the newsroom, a smirk on his overweight face, “Are you eco-curious?”For me, an out and proud young journalist, this kind of banter was a tedious occupational hazard. But one I played along with so I would be accepted into the journalist team.“Past the curious stage boss,” I said, faking a one of the boys’ smile.“Bio-sexual, eco-femme or eco-butch?” he loudly asked, ensuring the interest of the whole newsroom.Only female...

Outdoor

Butch Cassidy and the Vegemite Kid

Do you know Audrey?To ask, “Audrey who?” is to lose. No breakfast at Tiffany’s for you. You'll be relegated to IHOP.My grandad loved Audrey. Because of him, I am, maybe uniquely, a millennial bought up in her image. I even named my cat Holly Golightly. For once he surprised me, for some reason that role underwhelmed him.Holly was free-form, fluid and difficult to categorize. Inspirational to me, and Audrey as Holly, elegant and sophisticated in her iconic little black dress, helped me...

Love Stories

Retail Therapy

Josie was very close to her family and I knew what a wrench it had been for her when we had moved. We had been married for about six months when I landed this job here. It would have been madness not to take it – great salary, excellent prospects for promotion. We had both hesitated before making the decision, because I had grown to like her family, too. Josie‘s father was a little, roly-poly, bald guy; her mother a large, statuesque woman. The two daughters were as different as their...

Abby Ch 14

The next day dawned with high cloud, through which the Sun would break frequently, it was warm, and Mary considered that it would stay this way all day. Abby had considered going over to the West Somerset Railway again, but Sam’s words last night had given her a lot to think about, and after breakfast her footsteps, as if with a mind of their own, took her to the station. The peace and solace that she would normally find here escaped her today. Perhaps she was wrong to think that she could put...

Abby Ch 16

Abby wondered if she had overstepped the bounds, until James suddenly began to speak. ‘In many ways I was only playing at being an Officer, I viewed it as part of my training really to become Landlord here. Oh it was fun and I enjoyed it, that is until the Falklands happened. You know it is rather exciting to enjoy that sort of life, believing that you will never have to put into practice the skills you are being taught. Many officers can go through their entire Army career and never hear a...

Cathy and Chris Ch 11

The relationship had been about sex, that was what they had both understood – ‘until we both… you know’ he’d said, meaning ‘find someone new’, not ‘until we end up falling in love with each other.’ She thought of how awful it would sound, the younger widow, Husband only dead a year, falls for the smooth talker that chat’s and woo’s his way into her bed less than three months after moving in together… Suddenly her mind was back in the club, and all of the women. Looking askance at the first...

My Day With Julie

It was a beautiful spring day in San Francisco. Warm but not hot and the fogs of summer hadn't begun to roll in. I work for myself, and this was a day to play hooky.I had one errand that took me downtown, but then I was free. I decided to drive out to the beach and look at the Pacific Ocean. It is still a novelty for me. I've been here ten years since coming from England, but still get a charge out of where I live. I like being a tourist sometimes and I chose a route that took me along Haight...

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The Snuggle Hitch

It all should never have happened. My comfortable life should have stayed just that - comfortable. If I hadn’t made a sudden decision to hire a convertible and go for a long drive, or if my GPS had not said, "Signal lost," at the worst time, or if I hadn’t missed a turn while concentrating hard on driving on the right hand side of the road, then I would never have been on that road. Even then, I wouldn’t usually pick up a hitchhiker. If she had not been so good-looking, or not been wearing such...

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Love is a 5 Way Street Chapter 4

Killer Tuna Redux 2: Love is a 5 Way Street - Chapter 4Hollywood Arts High SchoolJade strolled through the side entrance of the school with a swing of her hips as if she owned the place, the guarded yet confident expression warning all those around her not to challenge her as she passed the milling about students. She had good reason to feel that way as she was one of the girls that 'ran' the school. In a sea of faceless and interchangeable cogs, there were only a few that stood out and were...

Welcome To Angel Falls

“Okay, he’s awake.” Those three words reverberated around the inside of his skull like it had been hollowed out with a blunt instrument, possibly a large serving spoon. He recognised them, he understood their meaning, but was unable to string them together to grasp the context. A dull ache behind his eyes blossomed into a bright white pain as he gradually eased into consciousness. A blurry glow of cold, clinical light was all he could see as he tried to focus on the indistinct shapes around...

Fantasy & Sci-Fi

Dance with Me

I still remember the exact moment that I fell in love with Owen. It wasn’t a gradual realisation or a slow slide into something new. It hit me hard and stayed with me, making the time I spent in his presence a combination of torturous and comforting from then onward. I’d been waiting for my turn to give a speech at his younger sister’s eighteenth birthday party, and although we’d never spoken about it he somehow knew the idea of being the centre of attention terrified me. While his dad took...

First Time

Playing to Win

“What the hell? You’ve humiliated me again!” Lauren shoved her auburn hair over her shoulder and threw a glance at the Scrabble board, shaking her head in confusion at the trouncing she’d just received. She turned her attention back to Josh who sat across from her at the dining table lounging in his chair. He gave her a smug look that should have annoyed her but all it did was encourage a smile. Every hour that passed by had her appreciating his company more and more. Her housemate Cindy had...

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Chocolate Feast

It was a delicate balance, the temperature and texture of the chocolate I was preparing to pour over his cock. It wasn’t really something I was prepared to get wrong, so I worked carefully, meticulously. Of course I had to test and taste it often, but one has to make sacrifices for true art. I gently warmed the thick cream in a double boiler with a stick of cinnamon, carefully avoiding bringing it to the boil. The chips of dark Lindt chocolate melting in the cream took on a warm gloss as they...

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The Perfect Fit

A trickle of sweat ran between Justin’s shoulder blades, his breaths wrenching from him as he barrelled through the bushland. His muscles strained beneath his grey jersey, his fingers tightening around the bars as he navigated the gravel track through the brush. He’d traded his Honda in for a Husaberg a month ago but because of all the shit going on with his girlfriend—ex-girlfriend now—he hadn’t been able to give it a decent ride until today. A spur of the moment decision this morning had him...

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Caught in the Act

Anna had only been living with Lincoln for three months, one week and five days when he walked in on her masturbating. He’d originally left with an overnight bag swinging from his clenched fist and a casual comment thrown over his shoulder to let her know he'd be spending the weekend at a friend’s place. Ten minutes after he'd walked out the door she'd stripped down to her tank top and panties, feeling the urgent need to relieve some of the tension that being around him regularly caused. In...

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Just One Kiss

“In the six years we’ve known each other we’ve never once tried to get it on.” Luke absently stroked Jade’s long dark hair, his fingers combing through the strands. She lay with her head on his lap and her legs extended along the length of the couch. “Why’s that, do you think?” The sound of cheering drifted from the game show playing on the television and empty dishes from their takeout dinner littered the coffee table. The drapes were closed, a lamp on the side table throwing a wide arc of...

Quickie Sex

The Beating of Brenda Brideshead part two reposte

This is part two of this story reposted because, for some reason, some technical deficiency on the site has changed all the quotation marks and apostrophes into irritating question marks in the original post.With some sort of plan in mind Lord Castlebridge rose the next morning in a considerably better humour. He was humming tunelessly as he donned the clothes his valet had laid out for him and feeling in fine spirits. His wife sat up blearily in bad and peered at him. “Are you going in to the...

A Little Self Help

Note: This story was written way back in autumn 1994. It's the first piece of fiction I ever wrote about my/our condition. It was posted to Usenet like the other ones I wrote at the time and it is probably new to most people reading it now. The story hasn't been changed except to clean it up and fix errors. Once again I am grateful to Erin for wielding the editorial red pencil and "activating" my verbs. This is the first of three related stories. The third story is already on...

Magic Mirror Tell Me True

MAGIC MIRROR, TELL ME TRUE Copyright, Kristy Leigh 1995, 2003. All rights reserved. 1. KC was five when his family moved into the house on Carrington Drive. He was very big on secret agents and hidden passages at the time, and was thoroughly intrigued when he discovered a door, which went nowhere. This was utterly outside of his experiences with doors up to that time: a door, by its very nature, had to lead somewhere. You walked through one to get from outside to inside,...

A Different Plane of Existence

A Different Plane of Existence By Karen Page (revised January 2005) Edited by Angel O'Hare Part One "Look Mum," said Simon in an excited voice pointing to the departure screen. "Our flight has just changed to 'Proceed to gate 65'." "Okay Simon," she replied with a smile. "Shall we wander across now?" With a nod Simon walked with his parents from the duty free area towards the gate. *** "Cabin crew to landing seats," said the captains voice over the airplanes...

SEXUALLY SPEAKING

Author's note: this is a lazy coffee-time short story for feet-up, chill-out time. It's about a girl, and a guy, and girl/guy stuff -- though if you're not into romance of the explicit kind, you may not want to read on. . . ------------------------------The sun is warm against his skin, the rock against his ass a total pain.He has been here for maybe thirty minutes and lying down for twenty: absurd, the amount of time spent on looking around, choosing a spot, getting...

Fortune Cookie Revised Part 27

The Fortune Cookie 1 (Revised) Part 27 Kelly awoke Tuesday morning wondering what her dad had got to say about her. She went down to breakfast and found him quickly sifting through the morning paper. He quickly glanced at her over the top of it and then retreated behind it again. Her mom just gave her a sympathetic shake of the head. In fact, not a word of the heated conversation was mentioned that morning. "Have a good day at work," said Miriam to her husband. "How long before...

I only wanted a job Chapter 1 My break into show biz

I ONLY WANTED A JOB Chapter 1 - My break into Show-biz! 2:00pm on a dank February afternoon: I sat in the steamy little caf? in Soho hunched over my mug of weak, lukewarm tea and contemplated my options. My name is Victor Wright and I am just about at the end of my tether. Last June I graduated from Bristol University with a good Upper Second degree in History. I had confidently expected to find myself a trainee job in management, but my expectations had been far too ambitious. I w...

Dave s Party

Nearly two weeks had passed since Ethan had, for the first time, been brought to a point of physical ecstasy at the hands of another. News of his conquest, well known to the rest of the party there present, had spread faster even than wildfire to most every teenager who had even once before heard his name, and several beside. Though many heard the information with disinterest, many more (especially virginal, adolescent boys) found it to be quite the most captivating intelligence of the summer...

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Designer Children Part 7

Chapter 16 "I'm going to murder you. In your sleep." "It's really not that bad, Ryan. And we don't have much of a choice." Eve ran a brush through my long blond hair, removing the bangs from my eyes and then proceeded to hold it all in place with a hair band. The accessory was black, and while that would have been tolerable, the little flowery pom-pom that sat atop the band was not. I watched her place the object on my head with a mixture of embarrassment and fear. Humiliation was...

Miranda

MIRANDA It started one Sunday in August. I'd been lazy about keeping up with the laundry recently, but on that day I decided to get a grip and sort out a couple of loads of washing. I decided to separate out whites and coloureds, and started sorting through the basket of dirty clothes I kept in the bathroom. But after a while, something stopped me. I came across a bundle of a half a dozen or so pairs of my tights. Now, it was summer, and I'd gone bare-legged or worn trousers for...

Designer Children Part 15 Finale

Chapter 31 This is it. I want to thank my test readers for providing encouragement, ideas and a swift kick in the ass to get this thing done. Clocking in at just under 600 pages, it is shorter than the Sidereus Prophecy, but it still took about two years to write. For those of you on this site, thank you very much for going on this lengthy journey with me. I hope you enjoy the ending of Ryan's story. People have asked about my next project. I'll be honest that I don't have one. My...

My Nylon Goddess Chapter 2

MY NYLON GODDESS - CHAPTER TWO Note to readers: Thanks to everyone who encouraged me to continue this tale. I hope you enjoy the new episode! ================================== "Alannah." As I trudged down the street, school bag slung awkwardly over one shoulder, it wasn't just the books that weighed me down, or the reminder they gave me of the evening I would have to spend doing homework. I'd had a pretty miserable day, all up. There'd been the usual low-level bullying, nothing...

Jacinta part 15

"Ahh!" I screech as my 'seat' slides across the ground, threatening to tip me on my backside with every movement it makes. "Jeez- how did I let you talk me into this again?" "You said you wanted a Valentine's date that was truly unique," the young Welshman replies with an almost sadistic chuckle as he fiddles with his controls. "I guarantee you, this is something no one will have ever done before!" "There's a reason for that!" I complain, grimacing as I feel the cold February air...

Humor

Julie s story

Julie's story By Kyorii Chapter 1 - Jason Have you ever gotten that feeling that something was about to happen? Well I have and I've had it for some time now. It's strange, but for the last few days I keep having the feeling I was being watched or observed. It's quite creepy, as I'm not even a particularly interesting person, I'm just a cleaner. I've been to the shops on the way back from work and have just...

Stacey s Job

Stacey’s Job ?Welcome to Hotel Le Casa De La Sol. My name is Cristina. I hope you are all ready to have fun this coming week. There will be sun, swimming pool’s, parties, fun and games and most importantly? Alcohol. If you would like to follow Alfonso here he will show you to the reception where you should sign in. I will be at the poolside bar at three this afternoon where I will outline the activities available to you this week and where all the best parties will be at. On behalf of...

Pentonbridge Pig

Chapter 1 - Arrival"Bitches Out!"The bellow of the guard was followed by the almost musical tinkling of chains. Chains attached to cuffs at each girls' ankles; connecting upwards to a belly chain and onwards, on the shortest of links, to wrist cuffs, forcing the girls to hold their hands tight to their waists, elbows snug in at their sides. These travel-chains by no means made it easy for the girls to negotiate the step down out of the bus, down to the dusty tarmac outside Pentonbridge...

Beneath His Hands

Molly's voice echoed in the candlelit bathroom, her off-key words bouncing from the tiled walls. The scent of gardenias filled the air, drifting from the emptying bath behind her. With her face scrubbed free of makeup and her body relaxed after a long soak, this was one of her favourite parts of the day. The boys were in bed. Housework done. Her time to finally wind down at the end of it all. She pulled her robe closed and belted it at the waist, smiling at the thought of the fresh sheets and...

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Fanny Hill Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure Letter the First Part 2

----------------------- MEMOIRS OF A Woman of Pleasure. Letter the First - Part 2 About eleven at night my two ladies came home, and having received rather a favourable account from Martha, who had run down to let them in, for Mr. Crofts (that was the name of my brute) was gone out of the house, after waiting till he had tired his patience for Mrs. Brown’s return, they came thundering up stairs, and seeing me pale, my face bloody, and all the marks of the most thorough dejection, they...

Fanny Hill Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure Letter

Introduction:Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure, also known as Fanny Hill is a novel by John Cleland. Written in 1749, it is considered the first erotic novel, and has became a byword for the battle of censorship of erotica. Fanny's story, as she falls into prostitution and then rises to respectability, takes the form of a confession that is coloured by copious and explicit physiological details of her carnal adventures.During my visit to London for studies where we had an Old Ancestral Home, I...

Trespass

Chapter 1. Sanctuary The afternoon was wearing on towards early evening, but the daytime heat had not yet eased, and even the shade of the trees provided little respite. Not that much shade ought to have been necessary, because although August was the middle of the dry season, it was also the last month of winter. Despite that, the sun was still hot; very hot, even for Queensland at this time of year, and the density of this mixture of Ash and Poinciana trees was too scant for the...

How It All Started Part IV Marie

HOW IT ALL STARTED Part IV Marie It is the first day of the new school year. I've recently turned 18, and am in Year 13 - the year when I apply for college, take some pretty serious exams, and start my adult life. It is a year of promise and opportunity; but on this day, it also seems likely to be a year when I will have to navigate through a pretty difficult phase of my personal development. I've recently exposed my alter ego Katie to the world during the eighteenth birthday...

Pulling at the Red Thread of Fate Chapter 8 Unexpected Friends

Pulling at the Red Thread of Fate - Chapter 8 - Unexpected Friends A few more weeks passed since my trip to the College to meet Adeline and I tried my best to continue to live as Ally while also under Mom's ever watchful gaze. Not that there was really anything else I could do for the time being anyway, and it gave me an excuse to never be alone with Mike which made our relationship easier to manage. Even if it would have broken Ally's heart, I was half hoping Mike would want to...

Just What We Wanted

Just what we wanted. By Trish Born on a secluded hill farm in East Cumbria I did not realise I felt different to everyone else until I started school and being different scared me. Today with the increased awareness of LGBTQ people I now understand I am not the total wacko I believed, but as a little kid from a Cumbrian hill farm in the early two thousands I had no way of knowing that. Having being born into exactly the same kind hill farming family as all my school mates I should...

LOSING CONTROL OF MY LIFE

Although my wife rarely works nowadays, it was her endeavours which helped us achieve this lofty status. Most of her time during her 30’s years, plus a year or two either side, and apart from the obvious three pregnancies, she worked as a private consultant, which was an occupation she seemed to have greatly enjoyed. In truth, I was never quite comfortable with her often being away from home, sometimes for several days at a time, especially with having to leave our infant and growing children...

Self Service at the Hotel Bar

The day I celebrated my fortieth birthday I considered myself a very lucky man. I lived with and was married to an extremely beautiful woman who had given me four lovely kids. I adored all five of them; they were my life and anticipated the next decade as much as I had relished the last. By the time that next decade had passed, my life had changed dramatically and not for the better. My wife, who I had thought loved me as I did her, decided that she no longer did, in fact, didn't think she...

A New Arrival A New Experience

Rebecca strolled through the hotel lobby tightly clutching her husband's arm. They had only arrived on Harare yesterday. A long night's sleep and now her husband had to meet his new boss and start work. Emerging into the sunlight Rebecca was pleased at the heat of the sun. It was early in the day but already she felt that in Africa she would never be cold again. As they walked down to the hotel driveway she could see a car waiting with a driver smartening himself up in readiness of greeting...

From the Past a PresentChapter 2 Jousting and sparring

I managed to get quite a lot of work done although it was difficult. Ann's teasing remarks kept coming back. She had always been a quick-witted girl, with a sense of fun, happier to laugh than be serious. Yet the new Ann showed signs that life had knocked some of the gaiety from her. I could not make my mind up if her teasing was just that, or contained a kernel of truth. I had a problem, probably I was fantasising, but the idea that Ann could possibly view me as a prospective man in her...

In Search of ParadiseChapter 15 The Island

"Tracy?" Brandon tried to wake his sister, who lay face up on the beach, the chest of her exhausted body moving slowly up and down, letting him know that she was still alive. "Speak to me, Pip-squeak," he called softly, praying that she'd survived the ordeal of swimming from the reef, across the lagoon, then crawling up the beach, all without swallowing too much of the Pacific Ocean. There was a growing element of panic in his need to bring her back to consciousness. And once he had...

CommunityChapter 49

(Author's note: And now for something completely different! When I first started writing this stuff, I read a story, Runaway, here on SOL. I loved the story. The author and I have emailed back and forth a bit over the years and he and I talked about interweaving the characters of Runaway with my girls in Community. Here it is. Be advised that Duncs is British, so you get a bit of different slang and a different tone, and he insisted on using the wrong spellings, like 'colour' and...

Fanny HillChapter 2

About eleven at night my two ladies came home, and having receiv'd rather a favourable account from Martha, who had run down to let them in, for Mr. Crofts (that was the name of my brute) was gone out of the house, after waiting till he had tired his patience for Mrs. Brown's return, they came thundering up-stairs, and seeing me pale, my face bloody, and all the marks of the most thorough dejection, they employed themselves more to comfort and re-inspirit me, than in making me the...

The House at Sand PinesChapter 5 A Shift in the Wind

Lying in my bed that Sunday night, my thoughts were about Charlotte and my cautious approach toward her. I'm not typically shy, but she was so completely different from any woman I had ever known that I couldn't come to a decision on how to approach her. My short term ambition was to date her, but it seemed until very recently she was even more cautious than I was. It felt like I was getting closer to her with that kiss this afternoon. But how close? And would there be a problem with...

DesiderataChapter 4

Gerry was indeed sad that Isobel had not wanted to come out to supper with him. It was not that he had upset her. She had seemed reluctant from the beginning. He wondered why. She had played hard to get on the hockey too but had given in and appeared to have enjoyed herself. Perhaps she was playing hard to get. That was not a bad thing in itself. He thought back. Apart from lunch together after their first meeting and the hockey today it had all been business and professional. True she had...

Return From The Dark SideChapter 11 With a Little Help From My Friends

Henry woke briefly when they lifted him into the chopper. He noted that Jane Manning held a bag with a clear liquid above him. Then darkness, until he woke up in the army surgical hospital. Two doctors were arguing over his leg. One was obviously in favour of amputation and the other against it. Henry tried to make his opinion known, but he could not move his tongue, and his arms felt like lead. Then a third doctor came in. To Henry's relief, he heard that he was to be flown home...

America

(Author’s note. This is a puzzle. If you can’t figure out who it’s about it won’t make a lot of sense. I’ll post an explanation in feedback in a few days if nobody else does.) April 3rd, 1968 The room is quite without character. It’s clean, though not clinically so. It’s tidy, but it’s hard to arrange one table, one ashtray and two chairs in an untidy manner. The walls were painted recently and, except for a large mirror, they’re quite bare. There is no window and the door is locked. The...

Reach Out For The Sunrise Ch 07

© BELLORA QUINN & SADIE ROSE BERMINGHAM 2010 More apologies for the delay, again… I know, I know! We edit too slowly but we’re both in full time employment and it’s hard sometimes to find the space to just sit down and work on (in)decent smut. There is a warning of consenting sexual violence with this chapter. If you don’t like it, please don’t read it and then complain. The BDSM arc within Sunrise concludes here but it will NOT be the final chapter of the story. I estimate another three...

Lord Marchington s Conquest

I looked around the sitting room, where my sisters and mother and the aristocratic and haughty Lady Marjory and the flame haired Rose her tall spoiled daughter, were all looking expectantly at me and I laughed. "Mr Harnsworth," Lady Marjory demanded, "What exactly do you find funny?" It was something my Father said many years ago, "John," he had said to me in his kindly manner as I stood before him many yeas ago as a child, "I fear that you shall have to make your own fortune in...

Temple of Torture Vanessa s First Journey

DISCLAIMER: 1. This story is fiction. 2. This story is FICTION! 3. The author doesn’t endorse or play down violence and brutality of any kind against living beings in general and females in special. The author insists on the consumption only by those legally of age and where ADULT MATERIAL isn’t prohibited by law. If you get offended by those topics, stop reading. Venom, September 2007 Synopsis: Three...

Asmodeus Demon of Lust Part 7

Introduction: Will she choose to stay with the demon? A/N My dear readers! Thank you to everyone who has emailed me with your praise, encouragement and ideas! I love you all dearly and you keep me writing whenever I feel like throwing my laptop away. It is because of you that I present in all its ten thousand word glory, PART SEVEN!! As always PLEASE rate, comment and email me! I love hearing from you guys and I will reply to every email. Happy New Year! Cheers, Steelkat Part 7 My bed is...

My first foursome

My first foursome There was no doubt about it! I was nervous, me actually nervous about a night away with my own husband! I knew why. It was because I was anticipating something exciting and new happening. We were on our way to London, the car was hot, probably from the heat I was feeling between my legs. I’d worn a skirt, because he told me to and I nearly always did as I was told. He was watching me with amusement as I was shifting up my skirt in an effort to get more air to myself....

my judge freind

To most people I'm a saint. I’ve had my share of hanging out with friends in bars, but the one night stand just never worked out for me. When I met my husband at 27 (pretty late) he was my first. My first kiss, my first time and I’ve never experienced anything with anyone else before or since. We’ve tried a few things, but nothing crazy. I've had fantasies of course, but they're just that fantasies, and unlike my husband who seems incapable of going 24 hours without getting a hard on twice,...

Never Again

The weeds were the first thing I noticed as I made my way along the paved path to Ben’s front door. My gaze followed the twisting lengths as they pushed through the cracks and strangled the roses once tended by me. It made my stomach drop to see how much he’d let it all go, as if the act of maintaining something that had meant so much to me was more than he could stand. Almost six months had passed since we’d spoken. A closing door and a couple of boxes filled with the belongings I’d left here...

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The Archangel Files

Permission is given to do whatever you want with this story, I'm not picky. Fair warning before reading, when I write stories I'm a writer, and a bad one at that. I am not a businessman, lawyer, doctor, theologian or hair care expert. Though I do have a working knowledge of many of these fields, I am an amateur not a professional. So, there is probably a whole bunch of factual errors in this piece. I did what research I could, but the primary goal was to tell a story, not write a...

Lady Ann s Greatly Extended Holiday Chapter Thirty Six

Chapter Thirty Six Swapping Back 1 Burt Harper had a terrible feeling in the pit of his stomach when he woke up next morning in Mavis's bed at the Dog & Pony. It wasn't because he was thinking about anything in particular that was troubling him but more like... more like he'd had a night crammed with nightmares that he couldn't now remember. He lay for a while, trying to piece the images he still had together but he couldn't. All he had was a vague sense of alarm; an...

Stopped at the Border

Stopped at the BorderCindy Williams rubbed the grit from her eyes and tried to see through the dust cloud cloaking the bus as it shuddered its way towards the border post at Tengani. The only white person aboard, the eighteen year olds’ short blonde hair, blue eyes and honey gold tan had made her an object of curiosity for the other travellers over the exhausting thirteen hours of the journey to the border. Trying to ignore the blatant stares, she was thankful that, for once, she’d listened to...

Captive Hacker

I am lost. I despair of escaping from this existence. I am now in a worse state then when I was falsely incarcerated for an unknown crime. Now I am captured by Mistress Green and the transvestite Mistress Benny as their sex slave. No, more than just sex, their abuse and torture slave too. If you have somehow read the other episodes of my story I have managed to leave on the Internet you'll know that I foolishly and consentingly decided to accept this position with Mistress Green, but...

Temple of Torture Vanessa s First Journey

DISCLAIMER:1. This story is fiction.2. This story is FICTION!3. The author doesn?t endorse or play down violence and brutality of any kind against living beings in general and females in special. The author insists on the consumption only by those legally of age and where ADULT MATERIAL isn?t prohibited by law. If you get offended by those topics, stop reading. Venom, September 2007Synopsis:Three slavegirls ("a ponygirl, a painslut and a...

The Commune

This is a work of fiction,any resemblance to persons living, dead or otherwise is purely coincidental,etc.Copyright 2004The CommuneLast night, I dreamed of a black horse. Upon waking, I looked in the dictionaryof dreams I keep in my bedside table, to see if there is any significance tothis particular night time vision. It seems a dream of a black horse is a dreamof passion. Considering all that has happened in the past weeks, I am not surprised. He did try and sorta warnme but I paid it no...

Fun evening

Another extract from the Kath story. Names changed as usualKath rang me up and asked if I could do her a favour. Well not her, Gill in fact. She said Gill thought she’d left a tampon inside her, but was too embarrassed to go to the doctors, and could I have a look for her. With Gill being on her own she had no-one else to ask, though why she couldn’t ask Kath I’m not sure. Now Kath always had a thing about the angle poised lamps that we had at work. She used to call them “gynae lamps,” because...

The Pawn

A person dropped into the rectangular room at the end of Hadbury Hall's west corridor would need little time to recognise the room as one intended for a very young boy, one certainly no older than infant school age. The walls alone, with their baby blue paper intermittently obscured by childish pictures drawn in messy crayons and held in place by small green tacks, would confirm it, as would the deep plush shag of the slightly darker blue carpet, which was there to feel comfortable under...

Fanny HillChapter 8

The girls all this time did not in the least smoke the mystery of this new customer; but Mrs. Cole, as soon as we were conveniently alone, insur'd me, in virtue of her long experience in these matters, that for this bout my charms had not miss'd fire; for that by his eagerness, his manner and looks, she was sure he had it: the only point now in doubt was his character and circumstances, which her knowledge of the town would soon gain her sufficient acquaintance with, to take her measures...

There and Back Again Ch 27 28

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