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American Royalty 1 Coming of AgeChapter 2 Birthdays Liam

Eighth birthdays were important. That was when a boy got to act like a man. Liam had finished third grade and, in the fall, he wouldn’t be one of the little kids anymore. He was going to go to a prep school. He wasn’t exactly certain what he’d be prepped for but he understood that there would only be boys there and he wouldn’t need to put up with any of the girls who were always such a bother. It would all be men. And this birthday party was special. Liam had attended a public school for the...

A Well Lived Life 3 Book 1 SuzanneChapter 86 I Think I Need Commander Data

December 21, 2000, Mayo Clinic, Rochester, Minnesota “No shit, Doc!” I exclaimed. “Why the fuck do you think I’ve spent the last twenty-three years in one form of therapy or another? Will you stop treating me like a typical patient and acknowledge and respect that not only do I know myself, but I am NOT like anyone else you have ever met? I don’t fit into any of your cookie-cutter diagnoses nor can you put me in some little box on a chart and say that’s where I belong.” “Is that what you...

A Modest FairytaleChapter 5

Adray found the larder under the house, a space that Pardin had missed. The builders had carved a significant hole out of the living rock under the house that went just a bit into the mountainside. The entrance was a trapdoor not far from the chimney. The shelves of the pantry were completely empty except for two empty pickling barrels but the potential storage was more than enough room to store food for a long winter. She didn't let him forget that oversight either, reminding him in her...

Home for Horny Monsters Book FourChapter 17 Battlegrounds

The technicolor clouds of the Dreamscape parted as Mike fell through them, and he flipped himself over in an attempt to finally stick the landing on the beach. For a moment, he thought he had it, but at the last second his feet swung out from under him and he slammed into the ground hard enough that the beach crumbled beneath him. He fought to stay above the flowing sand that rushed in to fill the gap, and was busy pinwheeling his arms when a golden ray of light broke through the sky above to...

Community Three SigmaChapter 3

Jerry Stengall’s story: I graduated from college. That’s supposed to be a man’s milestone, I’m told. I graduated a semester early. I had a satisfactory job offer and they wanted me there as soon as possible. I left Auburn. As I said, a milestone. I left my heart. Oh, sure, I know – college-aged male. Supposed to be all dick, all the time, any port in a storm, boinking whenever and whoever, without abandon. I had that. High school. First year of college. Then somebody walked up to me and...

My Teenage Life Vol I the Freshman YearChapter 5 Summer Time

As I mentioned, I'm a band geek; specifically, I play sax. I own a couple of saxes, one is a Yamaha Soprano from their intermediary line with a silver finish. The other is my baby; she's an Eastman professional grade 52nd street baritone, unfinished, and she sounds amazing. Beside the two saxes I own, I play the tenor and alto as well. I also play the clarinet. For fun, I picked up a didgeridoo and learned to play it. It was via the didgeridoo that I learned and perfected my circular...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 226

These are compliments of Mikey Very Punny... I tried to catch some fog ... I mist. When chemists die they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. A soldier that survived salt spray, mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian restaurant but I never met herbivore. I'm reading a book about...

Kimberly 2 0Chapter 7

Kim knocked on her aunt's door. We heard "Come in!" shouted from inside, so we walked in, finding Jen and Laci in the kitchen in their trademark nightshirts. The odor was the welcome smell of bacon cooking. I saw hash browns. I saw my waistline expanding and said so. "Nuh-uh, Timmy," Kim said. "We're gonna go for a walk in this beautiful weather, so enjoy your breakfast." We were seated around the table, breakfast plates empty, coffee before us, talking. "I need to talk serious...

Kimberly 2 0Chapter 10

I had been in my office for maybe a half an hour after lunch with one of my buddies and a salesman and Kim when there was a light knock on the door. I looked up and saw the round face of our administrative analyst. Yeah, a less gentle generation would've called her 'unit clerk' or 'secretary' or just kept her femaleness out of the place entirely. I found her competent and likeable. "Heard you're getting married," she said. "News travels fast. Buzz met 'er at lunch." "Sixteen?...

Deja Vu AscendancyChapter 14 Planning My First Date

Thursday, March 31, 2005 (Continued) Dinner and the dishes were finished later than normal, and I was about to talk with Dad about the problems caused by predatory girls, when I was buttonholed by all the females to talk about my date tomorrow. #3: If I wrote that, "I was looking forward to it", that'd be the same as saying, "the Pacific Ocean is damp." I had spent years desperately longing for tomorrow night. I would've been wildly...

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Angie s An AdultChapter 3

The next morning was a Sunday and Angie went to the service along with her parents, each of them remembering their two family threesomes of the day before, while Angie recalled her own little orgy with Ray Lassiter and the Dumonts. She was wet during Reverend Mitchell's sermon on "unconditional love and other forms of love," which somehow seemed fitting. Angie regarded her love for her parents as very multifaceted, though she was skeptical that any love could exist without some kind of...

The StormChapter 6

Once breakfast was finished and things cleaned up, I got on the radio to see what the weather forecast looked like. From the report I received, the storm was expected to end overnight tonight and nothing new in the way of storms for at least 4 days. “Well, do you think you’ll be ready to make a trip to the main island the day after tomorrow?” I asked Jennifer. “I thought the storm was going to end tonight. Why do we wait another day?” she asked. “I’ll show you tomorrow afternoon. Until...

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When we got back to the cabin Jennifer came to stand in front of me and with a very solemn face asked “Did you really mean what you said - about the addition to the cabin?” I smiled and took Jennifer’s face in my hands. “Yes, my dear, I did. We’ll start collecting salvage logs and we can start laying out where the room will go. I can’t get anyone out to help me – yes I know you’ll help, but those logs are heavy and I need a few guys to do the work. I can’t get the guys until spring since...

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Karen looked at her phone, Dan’s text said he was worried for her, missed and loves her. Her mind seemed empty of emotion as she started to drive home. Her self-esteem was now nonexistent, and she felt this need for a more humiliating punishment. She happened to stop at a red light at North Front Street, noticed the Go Go strip club to her right, and was surprised it was still open. “Why not ... North Dakota,” she chuckled. “Now my puns are getting just as bad as Dan’s. What better place to...

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Tim's turn: Sadly, the ex says we don't get Vicki for Christmas since we had her for Thanksgiving. That's okay. We're doing at least a month next summer. Watching Kim and Vicki together has made me very comfortable about that. Impromptu Christmas party. The Unit manager at work invited all his staff, including me, and our wives and/or significant others to his house for a Saturday evening. "You know Kim's only sixteen." "Yeah? So what? You married 'er. I've met her. She's not a...

After the Energists Championships Concerts CompletionChapter 20 I rsquo ve Had The Time of My Life

Robertson’s House, Komoka, Ontario 10:38pm, Saturday, November 24, 1979 “Are you sure your folks are good with us like ... being naked in your hot tub?” Tempe asked as I pulled the sliding glass door to their living room closed. With her pink and purple polo up over her head, Lynette laughingly asked, “Is our nudist girl afraid of being naked in my hot tub?” “No-ah! I just wanna make sure before we stripped off our clothes, that’s all,” Tempe replied but quickly pulled her London-Western...

Blue HandChapter 15

While the corridors of Sky House were usually noisome with the gaiety of daily discourse, the stables were filled with softer sounds of hamox eating, snorting and generally enjoying their leisure. Porter sensed Gilly before he saw her. She was standing in front of a stall, talking to Alin. His face was rife with acne scars, but he had a friendly composure about him, despite the attack a few hours ago. Porter gave him a small bow. “I am glad you are recovered. The time has come to...

A Parliament of Owls Book 1 of the VeneriesChapter 2 An Afternoon of Opportunity

Great talents are the most lovely and often the most dangerous fruits on the tree of humanity. They hang upon the most slender twigs that are easily snapped off. Carl Jung Hal Getting off the bus at Port Authority, I decided to carry my bag -- it had only a few toiletries, and a change of underwear and shirts. Walking towards Times Square, an amazing variety of women strolled, or more often, lounged. While I have nothing against sprayed-on stretch pants on the right figure, I...

Lost at Sea Book 2 DriftersChapter 24

Belita stood at the Kestrel’s helm fighting the wheel with all her strength. The wind buffeted the torn sails and whipped the snapped ropes back and forth across the deck like angry serpents. Her ship was a wreck. The timbers were black with rot and full of broken holes. The storm pitched her back and forth and tossed plumes of water over her rails. Belita shouted orders, but her voice was drowned out by thunder. On the deck, her crew seemed like they were moving through water. They shambled...

A Close Call Book 2 a Try for UtopiaChapter 9

There was a little more delay while the spider officials were prepped with still photos and then live action shots of Doug moving around to give them a chance to acclimate themselves to the stomach-churning motions of a being with only four limbs. One of the problems caused by Doug standing on two legs was that the spiders kept waiting for him to fall over! They really didn't understand it, but they finally accepted the argument that he had special sensors which allowed him to remain...

Dynasty and Destiny Book 6 of Poacher s ProgressChapter 20 Some Answers but More Questions

“What on earth are you doing here, Callum?” I said. “On account of the letter you sent MI5 regarding a quasi-Prussian Hussar. We have been checking upon him and discovered he’s a wrong ‘un.” Callum’s gaze lingered on the torn sleeve of my tunic, ripped by the crossbow bolt. “I gather you have already found he is an imposter...” “Was an imposter. His body is in a room upstairs, along with that of Captain Hutton of the Fourth Light Dragoons.” “Talking of bodies, I found one of your men lying...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 343

Hope this gives your day a chuckle. As I was driving home and worrying about all the stuff going on in my life, my family's lives, my friends' lives and what's happening in Paris, Washington, Moscow, Ukraine, the Middle East, Trump, Trudeau, CBC News, the downgrading of our military, 25,000 Syrian refugees, the terrorists infiltrating our border, the illegal's, and how our country is rapidly losing its sanity and its Christianity, I saw a yard sign that said: NEED HELP? CALL...

Summer StormChapter 17

We celebrated Thanksgiving in a subdued manner. We continued to be on our guard. The TV gave us news of sorts explaining that the northeast and the Great Plains were frozen while the south was also caught in a wintry grip. Transportation had ground to a halt and power grids were failing across the country. The federal and state governments were unable to do anything significant to help anyone. Local governments were trying in the south but were caught in deep troubles due to weather and...

The CompoundChapter 2 Minding my own business

Literally, the dirt on his grave had not even settled. Before the clamoring for the reading of his ‘Last Will and Testament.’ arose. I had not wanted to take part, but my presence, for some reason, was a requirement of the reading. Why that was, I would learn much later. Yes, we were close, but he knew of my feelings about being mentioned in his ‘Will.’ My unease of receiving any gift from the grave, blood money I had heard it called it. I didn’t want to be haunted and wanted no part of it....

Six Times A DayPart 81 What a Fool Believes

Alan untied Xania's ropes. He felt that he should have untied them a while ago. He hoped her arms weren't too sore. With a great sigh of relief, Xania broke free and stretched out. To his surprise, she didn't immediately slap him for keeping her tied up so long and generally being a cheeky pest. She didn't suddenly resume fucking him either. Instead, she was content to continue with her rest and recovery for a while. And as she did that, she realized she had more to think about and...

Jokes and Giggles Part TwoChapter 107

Political Quotes: “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.” Groucho Marx “Politics is made up of two words... ‘poli’ which is Greek for ‘many’ and ‘tics’ which are blood sucking insects.” Gore Vidal “Politics is War without bloodshed, while War is Politics with bloodshed.” Mao Zedong “Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even when there is no river.” Nikita Khrushchev “Too...

MackChapter 04

Life settles into a rhythm for Mack. School during the week, hunting three afternoons a week and every second Saturday. Twice a week he takes the children out to get them acquainted with the forest while he teaches them what he’s learned. They soon learn how to know where they are in relation to the houses and the camps. The kids and men spend a lot of time trying to thin the rabbit herds, but it still looks like they’ve not touched them. Many families enjoy their improved diets due to the...

The Devil and the Deep Blue SeaChapter 7 Obstruction

By the time we got to the medical center, Ted had to help me walk. I didn't fall behind Gretchen and the paramedics, but I would've without help. Gretchen went straight into the first room, and the doctor consulted briefly with Sandy before he came in. "Miss Hawkins, I didn't expect to see you quite so soon," he said blandly. "You're not seeing me," I pointed out. "You're seeing my wife. That makes me Mrs. Hawkins. So, let's cut the chit-chat and get focused on the right patient,...

EchoesChapter 7 Article of Faith

Having my bike made getting to school and back pretty easy. Except for those rare days when the weather was nasty, I had no problem. September in the high desert of Eastern Oregon was not exactly prone to bad weather, so I hadn't faced that dilemma yet. Cross country practice proved to me that I was fast enough for the team, but I still had a few things to learn. The course we ran here ran through much of the artificial parks and green spaces that Hermiston had, but most of it was flat and...

Service With a SmileChapter 9

Why didn't I want to pick up the phone? Because the caller ID said "CRUMHOLTZ", and I wasn't up to taking any of Stephanie's outrage about penetrating her daughter Inga. It had been only the tip - the head - of my prick, anyway. Before it could get serious and deeper, Inga reacted, or should I say, over-reacted, to the feel of a cock in her pussy. Just barely in, I swear it. Reese, Mr. Tashun's niece was a witness. Hell, Reese had called it 'nothing.' Besides, I needed to leave for...

The Weaver And The WindChapter 7 The Road to Beletara

We had camped beside the road the night before, happy to sleep under the stars and near the rocky, rollinging stream that followed this stretch of the road to Beletara. Slider was completely adjusted to life on the road now after a week of travel. Grendel was still wondering where the stable was, but she gently shook off her disappointment at the end of every day. Breakfast was cornbread, re-heated over the fire, and dipped in honey. We drank steaming cups of Cintosa, the Arborian equivalent...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 552

Obscene phone call? The phone rings, and the wife answers. A pervert, with heavy breathing, says, “I bet you have a tight arsehole with no hair.” Woman replies, “Yes, he’s watching TV. Who shall I say is calling?” LEXOPHILIA - WHO ON EARTH DREAMS THESE UP? A lexophile of course! • Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! • How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it. • England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. • I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. • They told me I had type-A...

Jill s JourneysChapter 9 Take your Passion

All of us were getting into a pleasant habit of visiting one another in our apartments, getting to know one another, and then playing in pairs or often threesomes. I hate to apply as bureaucratic a term as “familiarization” to such intense pleasure, but that’s what it was doing. Without intending any puns, it was lubricating the interactions of the group. The dance studio/dojo was becoming a place for nonsexual lubrication, of ways to communicate in movement. Tony was accentuating that with...

Sorcerer the Inner CircleChapter 7

BOB (Saturday 10/1) One Saturday morning, Don and I made a tour through the house and garage looking for potential earthquake issues. I spotted a few, mainly bookcases and stuff which could fall over, so I dug out my cordless drill and strapping and tagged them into the wall. I noticed a bookshelf over the head of their bed, full of books. I told him, "Unless you want to attempt to read them all at once in the middle of the night, I'd recommend you replace them with those stuffed animals...

Heart of the MountainChapter 6 Warrior Poet

Iden awoke the following morning with Isabelle’s arm still draped across his chest, her long tail trailing over his thighs. It was heavy enough that he’d have trouble lifting it, limp save for a subtle twitching at its tapered tip, reminding him of the way that a sleeping dog’s ear might flick while it was dreaming. She was clinging to him so tightly, her head resting on his shoulder, her bosom engulfing his upper arm. Her chest rose and fell softly, her breath tickling his neck and blowing...

Good Medicine Senior YearChapter 43 A Strong Prescription

Theophany, January 6, 1985, McKinley, Ohio After I dropped Elizaveta at home, I took a chance and drove to Father Nicholas’ house. Matushka Natalya greeted me at the door and let me in. Father Nicholas invited me to his study. “Sorry to bother you at home, but the bishop suggested I speak to you.” “Am I going to be happy at the end of this conversation?” “Angie drove from Cincinnati on New Year’s Day to talk to me.” “I thought she wasn’t supposed to drive!” “She’s not. She did it...

Home StudiesDay 24 Friday

The weekend is here ... almost. We have lots of plans for Saturday and Sunday, but today is Friday. One more day. However, I have some ideas on how to pass the time. I command my sister into the bathroom and into the tub. And, believe it or not, she complies, nary a smirk or a raised eyebrow. Will wonders never cease... So, there we are, both undressed, Anna kneeling in the tub, me standing next to it. I tell her to suck me until I get hard ... never mind, I’m hard now. With a bit of spit...

Jokes and Giggles Part TwoChapter 411

If you are up for puns: Read a few from cbarge: An invisible man married an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either. I didn’t think the chiropractor would improve my posture. But I stand corrected. I took my new girlfriend out on our first date to the ice rink, and entry was half price. She called me a cheap skate. Studies show cows produce more milk when the farmer talks to them. It’s a case of in one ear and out the udder. I used to date a girl with one leg who worked...

Jokes and Giggles Part TwoChapter 419

From Pepere Puns For the Slightly Higher IQ! Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine. A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death. A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion. Reading while sunbathing...

Woman In The MirrorChapter 9 From The Frying Pan Into The Fire

I never, ever, could have imagined, that men could be such huge problems. Before, I never gave them much thought. During my cross-dressing time, I went out with Jen and Sandy. Most often it was to lesbian localities. When we did go out elsewhere, I didn't seem to notice that extreme amount more attention from men. Once I started going out alone, it was a completely different story. The thing is, even if you are a lesbian and not interested sexually in men, they cannot be excluded from...

I Was a Teenage SuccubusChapter 9

Tanya sent William home shortly thereafter, feeling more relaxed than she has in days. That did not go as she had expected, but the feeling she’d had while he was licking her pussy was so satisfying, she couldn’t ... didn’t want to stop it. She had been hoping to speak with her mother about it that night, but she was still out when Tanya headed to bed. Her mother wasn’t up when Tanya left for school. William was already waiting for her outside her place. He looked very happy to see her....

Taking the Class Part 4Chapter 17 Monday Afternoon 3 32PM

“I think this might be the best meal I’ve had all year,” Laura said. She looked down carefully at the bowl in her lap, speared a single piece of lettuce, and chewed it. Her eyes closed, and she smiled a little. Her eyes opened, and her smile changed to a worried expression as she looked across the coffee table at Alaina. “You don’t have to be so suspicious. It’s not just the food. I haven’t...” She looked down and poked her fork around her salad bowl aimlessly. “When I’d eat with my family...

The Three Signs Book 4 LisaChapter 36 A Breath of Fresh Air

With all the activity of the election campaign behind us, not to mention Tom Domican’s actions against Lisa and myself (and his subsequent demise), it was time to start preparing for the upcoming sailing season. We had set aside Saturday, the 18th, for a training day, not only would it give us plenty of time to work on our sail handling, but I would be able to make a list of things to get checked with the boat before the start of the season. I had booked her in to get hauled out, the bottom...

Stand in TimeChapter 08

We wake up to the sound of a church bell ringing, and realise it must be a Sunday: you tend to forget days of the week while travelling. We get up to organise breakfast and ourselves for the day. In an odd quirk of fate the majority of the wagon train people make independent decisions to attend the mid-morning mass at the Catholic Church which is the first large building we come to in town when we walk in a little later. When we walk in as a group we get a few stares, that’s when we realise...

The IslandChapter 7

We digested that remark in silence. After a long moment, Nola spoke up. "What should we unload right now to take back to the main camp?" Wally looked up. He said, "I think we'll take utensils and plates, canned goods, and any medical supplies that aren't out of date. We can't carry much because we don't have any easy means of carrying loads. "Andrea and I will select and bring things to the opening here and you can sort them on the ground into reasonable loads." That's what we...

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