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Napunsak Bhaiya Ki Biwi Se Pyar

Mera naam vijay hai, mein jab 18 ka tha tabh hamari joint family mein bade papa yani ke dono shadi shuda ladke accident mein maare gaye the, dono ki shadi bahut hi gareeb ghar ki sundar aur anpadh ladkiyon se hui thi. Dono bhai napunsak the aur ye baat mujhe bhi unke marne ke baad hi pata lagi, yahi wazah thi ki dono ki sadi gareeb ladkiyon aur sidhi ladkiyon se ki gayee thi. Dono bhabhiyon ko daant dapat ke hi rakha jaata tha, kabhi kabhi chaha aur chachi thappad bhi laga detethe aur dono...

Napunsak Bhaiya Ki Biwi Part 8211 3

Bimla aur mein roz sex karte lekin ek hi dikkat thi ki bimla ek din mein 2 baar se jyada karne ki himmat nahi jutta paati aur mera ek round bhi pura nahi hota aur wo 2 baar jhad jaati.Is ke karan chut mein suzan ho jaati aur wo bhi tab jab mera lund wo bahut der tak chuss chuki hoti thi.Bimla ka kahna tha ki ye thik hi hua jo ki tumhe teen biwiyan mili hai nahi toh aage ki soch ke toh mein mar hi jaati. Mujhe bhi kewal bimla se pura nahi pad raha tha aur mein koi bhi kaam jabardasti nahi karna...

Punshing Pleasing Your Bad Girl

It's a hot steamy night outside and I'm sitting at my computer, chatting in a sexual chat room.I'm a wearing a short see-through sundress with only panties on.I don't know that you're home yet and I am cybering with some guy that I just met.I'm so horny and aroused that I'm typing with one hand. I'm using my other hand to stroke my tits and to play with my dripping wet pussy.I'm moaning so loudly that you can hear me when you come into the door. You get kind of suspicious but also turned on.You...

What s in a Name a Semper Fi Family

“Sam? Sam?” I heard a voice say. “Sam, you need to wake up. The nurse is going to be bringing breakfast by in about 15 or 20 minutes.” I slowly woke up and started looking around. It took a few minutes to realize I was still in the hospital, recovering from being shot twice. The voice belonged to my co-worker and friend, Rebecca. Actually, as I had realized the night before when I woke up for a few minutes after my surgery, Rebecca was more than a friend. A LOT more. “How are you...

A Taste Of Candy

The athletic department party was a tradition at the State University since 1950. As usual, it was held in the large dining commons near the dormitories at the edge of campus and all team members were supposed to attend. Even players from minor sports like archery, fencing, field hockey and water polo were expected to make an appearance. At the college, tradition was followed almost as closely as law and a twenty-five-year-old tradition was virtually unquestioned. The party had barely...

BecChapter 42 Tuesday

I smiled up at Liz as she made her way up the aisle of the school bus. “Hey!” “Hey!” She dropped into the seat beside me with a thud. “Listen, I have to tell you about dinner with the DiMartinos.” “Why? What happened?” “Oh, not much. Just call me Little Miss Hand Grenade. I came, I saw, I went kaboom!!” “You didn’t!” “Un huh. Which reminds me. We’re making friends with Melissa.” “We are?” “We are.” “Is that a good idea? If we even talk to Melissa, her sister gets all...” She held...

First Served First Cum First To Die Vol 1

The following has been approved for adult reading. Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent and my penis size embellished to protect my reputation. My testicles requested no anonymity. These are their stories. It had been nearly a year since my last case; an extended vacation not because I desired one, but rather because the dust just had to settle. I'd wrapped up the case of the double-dealing dentist, named Dante, desiring desperately to discover who'd dared disturb...

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Pax MultiChapter 8

Five days into the voyage, with the foundations for the cabin finished and the roof going up today, and Lou was beginning to feel a mite guilty about the fact that he had never told his wife what being transgender actually meant. It was one of the things about being married to an alien – especially an alien so ... well, alien from the human norms. Beatrice had absorbed a huge amount of information about the human race, and was learning more every day as the lighthugger slowly accelerated out...

C5 Serendipity Pass Familiar Highways Final Edit

This is a work of fiction. Any resemblances to actual events, characters, persons, alive or dead, or beings of Earth or the multiverse, past, present or future, is purely coincidental. Unless, of course, I'm psychic, in which case this a work of non-fiction. But I highly doubt that, I'm not that attuned. I mean if I was, I’d have won Powerball by now and been able to afford creative writing classes. And a proofreader. Be forewarned, these writings, including this warning, may trigger some...

Best of Intentions Ch 03

Here is the next installment of the story. Let me know what you think about it, good or bad. ‘You are so beautiful, to me.’ (B. Preston — B. Fisher) sung by Joe Cocker. * I then turned toward Phyllis. She looked wonderful, as beautiful as ever and I told her so. ‘Thank you, John and you look great.’ She motioned to a group of chairs around a small table and said, ‘Here, please let’s sit.’ As we sat she asked, ‘How’s your Mom? I had heard that she was ill.’ ‘Well, we had a bout with breast...

TommyChapter 11

Tommy’s turn: I knew I was right. Mimi and me. I wanted her. I liked what I had with her when we hung out together, and by ‘hang out together’ sometimes that meant that we were in the crowd that shows up at the 3Sigma pavilion on Fridays and Saturdays. Sometimes the two of us were in different places there, in different conversations, doing different things, but make no mistake, we were together. Everybody knew it. We’d kissed, hugged, cuddled. And now we’ve mated. I thought about that...

Country Boy City Girl Book IIChapter 35

Finally I begged off any more autographs and said I would be in the entryway for an hour the next morning if anybody wanted to talk to me. Lisa took the awards, and with Holly and Mandy again holding on to me we all went upstairs to our room. As always after a presentation, I was exhausted. Dad ordered us a larger buffet to be sent up, and a few minutes later Brad and Steve joined us. I thanked him again, and told him how I wanted to start writing some adventures for his system. “That’s...

With A Little Help From My Friends Part 1

With a little help from my friends by Reality Check (Authors note: This story has taken me a while to write so most of its set in 2005-2006) Somewhere on the other side of the world, a young man in his twenties was pining for his soulmate...he had never met her, she died when he was 13...this story is not about them...not yet... BZZZT...the alarm broke latest Rick's dream about Co-eds and beer...it was always either...

Christmas Carol part 4 The Wedding

It was time to leave for Vegas for Carol and Reese’s wedding. I was driving out, so Reese could get his rematch, and since he’d bought me the car, I did feel obligated. My wife would fly out in a few days as she had no desire to spend 3 days in a “gawdamned sardine can”. The bulk of the luggage would go with her, and I’d pick her up at the airport when she got there. I’d managed to explain the car and how I was responsible for Carol and Reese meeting without incriminating myself. Everyone...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 499

These horrible items are compliments of the ‘Shy One’ I apologize in advance for these, it was in a weak moment that I sent them. And remember I don’t write them I just pass them along Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers. However, all the league records were unfortunately destroyed in a fire. Thus we’ll never know for whom the Tells bowled. Back in the 1800’s the Tates Watch Company of Massachusetts wanted to produce other products and, since...

In Pursuit of Politcal Correctness

Disclaimer: This story contains adult language, themes, and the like; it should be viewed only by those of legal age. All other usual disclaimers for stories sent to this newsgroup apply -- we already know them, so there's no reason to retype them here. Any resemblance to anyone, living, dead, or undead, is entirely coincidental. Reposting on archival sites is permitted with the following provisions: (1) I am notified when such a posting is made, (2) this story may NOT be...

A Well Lived Life 2 Book 5 MichelleChapter 19 Kindergarten Cop

October 15, 1991, Chicago, Illinois “Is this going to be a regular Tuesday thing?” Crystal asked. “I suppose I could make you my regular Tuesday thing, if you wanted!” I teased. “What are you having today?” “How about I have you?” I smirked. “You never did explain your bullshit about it not being cheating if you asked me to sleep with you. Or about why you laughed so hard when you heard my name.” “Let me buy you a drink and I’ll tell you,” I smirked. “And just how are you going to do...

Claudia s Condition the HealingChapter 8

The week passed by agonizingly slow for Allison and Claudia. Aunt Trudy restricted their chatting on the phone to thirty minutes on a few nights. Dan and Claudia picked her up from home after dinner and the two lovers were in the door and straight to bed. After Claudia and Allison made love, the trio watched a movie. Dan’s cock remained semi-hard looking at her young body barely covered by her semi-transparent nightie. Allison started the night in her bed but again woke up in the morning,...

The PainterChapter 2

The lunch was cold chicken and hot pot stickers in a mustard sauce. It was quick and informal and the finger food was fun to eat. The women had white wine with the meal, while Jim had a bottle of Tuborg. After a few minutes, it seemed to Marilyn that she had known them for a long time. They all had a certain informality to themselves that came from not taking themselves or things too seriously. By some sort of unspoken agreement, they didn't talk about how they had meet or anything...

Service With a SmileChapter 10

"Feel familiar?" asked Annie. Her voice came from the side. I cataloged the coeds I'd met. None were mystery girl's size and shape if my fingers weren't lying. I shook my head trying to concentrate on my current sex partner, not the previous aborted sessions. I lifted my hips but my dick didn't penetrate any further. I was caught in a vice grip. This young lady was scared. Of me? Of my penis? Maybe this was her first sex. God, a virgin for my birthday? I needed to console her, assure...

Jokes and Giggles Part TwoChapter 410

A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, “I’m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.” Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, “Dam!” Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, “I’ve lost my electron.” The other says, “Are you sure?” The first replies “Yes, I’m positive.” And finally, there was the person who sent ten different puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them...

Tits A Lot

Joshua felt like a hermit coming down his mountain of solitude. It would be fine, he told himself. Yes, he hadn't showered. His beard was uncombed and a mess. Not quite a full beard, but too much grown wild to look cultivated. He also needed a haircut. And maybe he shouldn't leave his apartment in his bathrobe. His precious stash of clean clothes had melted away. So much so that he ran the washing machine for the first time in two weeks. So, the bathrobe it was. On the off chance that...

Amazon Part 7 Charm School Week 3

Amazon - Part 7: CHARM SCHOOL Week 3 By Itinerant Edited by Amelia R. Biographer's Note: This is Nicole's story. It covers those events and people she finds notable in her life and chooses to share. If you have problems with it, take it up with her. I'm just a glorified stenographer. ********** Monday, January 22, 2001 Washington, D.C. The orders were clear, even if the scope of the task itself was not. Carson Sinclair had been directed to follow up on a company known to...

Indecent Exposure

It is not our intention to depict anything from Islamic culture as depravedor disgusting. This is a story from reality that took place within a highlyexclusive resort in Saudi Arabia , between adults consenting to very specialrules. Dyane ignored them. So enjoy her ordeal Indecent exposure Part 1 - Arrested Saudi Arabia . I really couldn't believe to be here.This golden light sprawled all around?that blue sea lingering the sky?Wow!AS master came home last week and told me to pack for a...

WhirlwindChapter 05

I wake up about 5:45 a.m. and I extract myself from this beautiful pile up. I get dressed and go for my morning run like I did yesterday. Getting back at 7:30 a.m. I go through to the bedroom to find most of them asleep. But Helen and Ellie are just getting into a hot bath so I join them and Helen teaches Ellie how to massage my shoulder. It’s still a bit sore, but now it’s not so stiff - thanks to all of the massages. We sit and chat for a while after we’re washed. About 8:00 a.m. the rest...

The Sara Chronicles

THE LAST THING I NEED IS ANOTHER INTERN ‘You’ve gotta be kidding me. No! I put up with that for four months last year.’ My voice was somewhat stern, almost belligerent as the words spilled out of my mouth. Without even realizing it, I had slammed my hand down on the top of the desk. It’s not the way most people would talk to their direct report on the job site. But Dan and I go back over 20 years. Dan sat back in his black leather desk chair and shot me the same calm expression he always uses....

The spiritual breack in Eng 5

5. an unespected phone callHoy, Eric, how are you? There is a problem Monday, he has taken a day off so the appointment is canceled.It's a pity but good, Tuesday will suit me.I told you the plumber is coming Tuesday for that leak?Yes, right ... I have already noticed several times that you are leaking, but I like mopping it!You with your puns, you know all too well that it is about the kitchen faucet.Wednesday then?In the afternoon I take care of my grandc***dren so that doesn't work either,...

The Case of the Picky Customer A Lady Sally Story

Copyright© 2001-2003 by DB. Lady Sally's house lay under siege. I had first become aware of it nearly a week ago. A furtive movement across the street as the light became iffy near sunset. A tiny rustle, like leaves in the wind, except that there were no leaves, and no wind. The sound of footsteps, yet no one was there. These past nights it steadily increased. Now in nooks and doorways across the street, there appeared to be glimpses of figures in black, wispy cloaks over shadow,...

Never MarryChapter 8 Never say never

On Tuesday, Al’s preschool class was half full. They had to hold school, though, for the parents who needed to go back to work. The kids were jumpy. She hoped they didn’t have hangovers, but their schedules had all been askew and they were discombobulated. By quitting time they were better, and Al went back to her own -- hopefully restored -- schedule. She had shut down her cell, and when she put it back in action, she had two texts. | Lndd Luv U and | Apt Luv U So Craig was back. When...

A King and His QueenChapter 21 Hawaii

Wearing a lei around her neck, Raven walked into the suite where they were staying. Actually, it was the three bedroom ocean view penthouse. It came with every luxury imaginable. There was an open plan great room, a dining area, a private lanai with a barbecue, and a view of the ocean that was spectacular and overwhelming. Looking around the place, Andrew said, "Dave really did a good job with the arrangements." "Can the project afford this?" Cat asked sounding worried. "He says it...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 813

These are compliments of Joe S. Just a few Puns... 1. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day. 2. I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised. 3. Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says “I think we got this joke wrong” 4. My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down. 5. What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?...

Shutter ReleaseChapter 5 Raven rsquo s on my Shoulder

Friday. The last day before the masks went on, before Dad would have to sleep in my desk drawer for two full seasons, and before Truth was buried, maybe forever. We cleaned, we arranged, we considered everything to make our home normal. After dinner, the four of us were satisfied with both the house and the cabin. Our guests would be treated with respect and love. After dinner, Lara and I went for a walk. It was made much easier by the fact that Colin and Shannon had plowed our driveway at...

A New PastChapter 4 A blue winter

“We need to talk,” Wendy said as we lay together in the broad backseat of her car, pleasantly warm despite the chill night air outside. We were theoretically celebrating our first win of post-season play, but that would be too close to “normal” for Wendy, so I kept the thought to myself. I rested my hands on her bare ass as she propped herself up with her elbows resting on my chest. Her face was inches from me and her eyes were serious. “So talk,” I said with a smile. She stared at me for...

Sounds of LoveChapter 3

Next week, we started our winter break. Karen had three more days of school than we did, then hers started as well. On that Monday, I went to pick up Karen at her school. When I drove up into the lot, she was standing to one side talking to a couple of other girls around her age. I walked up to her and signed "Hello sweetie." The other girls giggled when she came over and gave me a kiss that had her tongue touching my tonsils. She broke the kiss and headed to my car. Just before she got in,...

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Fucked A Girl From Tinder In Pune

Right swipe, right swipe, right swipe. This was how I was spending my Thursday night at my house in Pune. And I’m sure most of you guys spend a lot of time on tinder, hoping to get laid. But eventually, end up masturbating yourself to sleep. Anyways, I was almost on the verge of giving up, when my lock-screen finally lit up. The most beautiful notification out there popped up on my screen. You’ve got a new match (heart eyes, heart eyes, heart eyes, heart eyes). I was no longer tired. I no...

Roommate Replacement 2 Cabin Fever

Roommate Replacement 2: Cabin Fever by Everitt James Twenty year old Grover Tyson flexed his dark muscles in glimmer of the California sun. Not that California has a sun distinct from the rest of the solar system, but ever since he had moved into the area as a teen, he felt as if everything here was somehow different, changed in some miraculous way he couldn't quite describe. Sometimes this change would just creep on him. Something would be one way, but that California sun would hit...

Cand viata bate filmul

Cu ceva timp in urma, un prieten de familie mi-a povestit o intamplare pe care a trait-o vara trecuta in concediu, impreuna cu sotia lui. Pentru ca a citit si i-au placut fanteziile erotice publicate de mine pe site-ul asta, m-a rugat sa scriu eu povestea lui si s-o postez aici. Am acceptat pentru ca mi s-a parut foarte interesanta experienta traita de el, cu atat mai mult cu cat atinge o latura destul de sensibila si de controversata a sexualitatii. Marturisesc ca nu mi-a fost deloc usor,...

Cand viata bate filmul

Cu ceva timp in urma, un prieten de familie mi-a povestit o intamplare pe care a trait-o vara trecuta in concediu, impreuna cu sotia lui. Pentru ca a citit si i-au placut fanteziile erotice publicate de mine pe site-ul asta, m-a rugat sa scriu eu povestea lui si s-o postez aici. Am acceptat pentru ca mi s-a parut foarte interesanta experienta traita de el, cu atat mai mult cu cat atinge o latura destul de sensibila si de controversata a sexualitatii. Marturisesc ca nu mi-a fost deloc usor,...

Platinum Haze

A vinyl record chirps out the chocolaty smooth baritone of Nat King Cole and his 1960 album, The Magic of Christmas, as we’re processed, lifting the precinct’s normally dingy atmosphere to something almost magical. Thing is though, the steel cuffs around my wrists aren’t at all about that magical, ‘Deck the Hall,’ cheer. They prefer sucker punches of ball-busting reality and the sphincter tightening nature of repeated threats to phone my ma. And yet, that dichotomous mood of steel cuffs and...

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The Sorceress Apprentice

The Sorceress' Apprentice Up until a year ago, I was a self-confessed "Old Fart", 57, a tenured history professor at a large urban campus. Looking at me with a jaundiced eye, an observer would have noted the following: 6', 175 lb., balding on top, out of control mustache, but I did clean up well enough to be presentable. I was no woman's wet dream, but not really ugly either. All of my hair had grown senile and migrated down to my chest and belly, but at least I had avoided a hairy...

How Spencer Found Her Kink Part 3 Final

Dear Reader, Please see "How Spencer Found Her Kink, Parts 1 and 2" for the first half of this story. Enjoy, Rohmer Fan ~ The main character's taste in music, predominantly string music covers of pop songs, will be showcased throughout, with every section given it's own song. You can find all of these songs on the US version of Spotify if you would like to listen along while reading the ridiculous sex story. It is annotated like so: [Title of Song by Group Performing Song...

Devil s Due

Wicked. Stupid. Fuck! That’s what I was, seeing the situation I was in. Fuck, how didn’t I see it coming?! Shit! Dammit! I should probably tell ya what’s going on, here. Best to start at the beginning, though. Prologue: Luck o’ the Irish ... not! 1989 - 2008 My name is Richard Donnelly, but everyone calls me Rick. I’m the son of James and Erin Donnelly. Yeah, full blooded South Boston Irish, here. Hot temper? Check. Iron jaw? Check. Fists calloused from multiple fights? Check. Stupid fuck...

Surprises

“I definitely have a different opinion of you now.” Jin’s words made me smile. It was something she had a talent for doing. Making me smile. She did that in our first messages on the dating app, and now that we had moved into the world of text messages, it was no different. “How so?” I asked. “That was not what I expected you to say,” she answered. “What?” I asked. “What did I say?” “You know,” she replied. “Oh…that last exchange? Let’s see…what did we say…?” I scrolled up in my messages on our...

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Solace Rosanna Ch 07

1998: Solace moaned so loudly that she woke herself up. Her heart was beating as if she had just completed the New York City Marathon. To her delight, she was still experiencing remnants of the intense orgasm that had been induced by the passionate love-making she and Rosanna Romero had shared. She basked in the euphoric feeling of the contractions of her vaginal muscles. How strange, she thought hazily. I just met her. How could I be dreaming about her already? When she came back to her...

Master PC Cumming in Cymru Chapter 02

“What? Oh…morning dad…” Dylan said, yawning. “It’s half 5 in the evening actually,” his father Gareth said. “You’ve not been in bed all day, have you?” “No, I was…” Dylan then remembered what he’d done. He shot up in bed, realising he was still naked under the covers, and his eyes darted to his laptop, which was still on his bedside table. The screen was off and it wasn’t making any noise. “What’s wrong?” Gareth asked. “Um…nothing,” Dylan replied. “I unwrapped my presents and messed with...

The Joker s On Batgirl

INTRODUCTION: Attention - this work of fiction contains scenes of comic book violence, super villainous rape and bad puns. It is not a “safe space” and no doubt abounds with micro and mega aggressions. If reading this will cause you to visit the fainting couch or get the vapors then by all means don’t read. Stick to something more to your tastes, I wouldn’t want to lose sleep worrying you might need therapy or counseling due to my warped mind. To those that wish to read, enjoy my take on...

Lust in Translation or Playboy and the Slime God

"also can it have a sci fi mystery or alien romance theme? after all I am strange" My response was: "How about treaty negotiations between the alien race and the humans. The final treaty has to be consummated by sex between an alien and a human. For extra points, tell it from both human and alien points of view. BTW: This is not an entirely original idea." I had to try this one. — The president stared at the webpage, its oversaturated blue colour hurt his eyes, but it...

Nora Was Right

"What a night!" Mike said sitting back and stretching his legs out from her couch. Darlene looked over at him as he relaxed for a moment. She knew what was coming next and wasn't looking forward to the usual ending of an evening. She stifled her mild annoyance, knowing he wouldn't get it. He was just about to make some half-kidding innuendo, self-deprecating comment, hug her shoulder and then get up and head back to his apartment.No! she thought to herself, their apartment! She didn't...

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Auntie Mabel Ch 16

Chapter 16: Alison Buggered and Impregnated Alison knew she would have to work on cultivating Jane, if her plan was to be generally accepted by all. She walked over to where Jane was sitting despondently, and whispered in her ear. ‘Jane, could you give me a hand please, I need your opinion on my going away outfit.’ Jane was still groggy from Alison’s bombshell regarding selling Armatage Hall, and moving into the village with them. She allowed Alison to lead her out of the room and towards...

At the Summit Ch 11

Copyright 2005, All rights reserved Contributed by Richard Williams for the enjoyment of Literotica’s readers. This fictional story is copyrighted and may only be used for your personal pleasure. It may not be sold, distributed, or posted on another website. —————————————————- by Prof. Richard W. (formerly of the University of ____________) —————————————————- Part 11 – ‘Expense Account’ LATE IN 1997 It was the close of another day in Denver, and Sophia had joined me at what was becoming...

Mai Corn s Tale

This is the tale of a witness to the events chronicled in the tale of Miss Pepperidge, parts one and two. It occurred in the world of Templeton College, so compellingly described by Charles Petersunn. This tale is told with the approval and support of author Petersunn. == == == == == == == == == == Mai Corn stumbled a little as she walked from her plain-sight hiding place to her room. She wasn’t drunk. Indeed, she hadn’t had anything to drink all evening. But she was excited, more excited...

Fish out of Water Ch 02

Hey! Here’s my latest update, I know it’s a short chapter, but I was too excited to wait. Thanks to everyone who’s keeping up with my story! _______________________________________________ I went back after a week. Crossing my fingers, I tiptoed into Noah’s, trying to make it to the fish section before Gecko Girl had the chance to spot me. When I reached the dark, flickering fish room I had to catch my breath. It was humid today and my shirt clung to the rise and fall of my chest as I leaned...

Adam s Rib Ch 01

Note: Ahoovah is the Hebrew word for beloved. * Chaya shifted again on the pew wishing that the Rabbi would hurry up. Normally she had no problem sitting through Shabbat service, but tonight she felt restless and edgy, as if something was about to happen, and she found it hard to sit through the meandering thought train of his reflection on the Torah portion. She lifted her eyes heavenward and begged, please can we make it through the rest of this sermon without another awful pun? She knew it...

Coyoacan Mi Amor Ch 02

Coyoacan Mi Amor Ch. 2 The story so far: Online lovers Dan Lissner and Dafna Greenbaum finally have a chance to meet while Dan is on a business trip to Mexico City, where Dafna lives and works as a math teacher at an exclusive private school. This is a big step for a couple wondering how to take a fulfilling but sometimes frustrating virtual relationship to the next level of intimacy. They learn to their dismay that works sometimes gets in the way of pleasure. However, Dafna has her own way of...

Scary Stories to Tell The Frat House

The abandoned house was plain creepy. Every time Heather passed it on her way to her dorm room from class it gave her the shivers. She remembered when she was in high school, all the kids would play truth or dare and it seemed that every game the house would be mentioned in a dare; ‘go egg the house,’ ‘go knock on the house door,’ ‘go in the house.’ Of course everyone who got dared to do any of those things chickened out. “Earth to Heather.” Her boyfriend Carl said. “What?” Heather said coming...

Princess Diaries 06 Bell Exposed

The hot shower felt amazing, as she knew it would. So Ariel took her time under the hot spray, probably too much time, since she walked out of the bathroom into her dark bedroom.“Guys?” she whispered. “Who sleeps at a sleepover? Seriously.”“Yeah, come to bed, Ariel,” said Bell. “Cindy has early practice and I have work and it’s late.”Ariel let her eyes adjust to the dark until she could see who lay where. Cindy and Jasmine lay on either side of Bell, who seemed to be lying favoring Cindy’s side...

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Sperm Bank Donation

It was very early in the morning, the sun had just barely come up and there were very few people out and about. Masato was one of those very few people. He had an appointment at the local sperm bank for his annual sperm count analysis. Masato had gone there many times. At first it was just for the money, a bit of extra cash on the side to play around with. But over time, something changed. The nurses at his sperm bank were actually not that bad looking, fairly attractive to say the least. The...

Always Faithful Chapter Fourteen Dating Combinations

The art community provided a side outlet for Dan. He told Laura about his plans to incorporate some quality art in his office and possibly at home “I have a dinner meeting with some people Friday evening to discuss my art in the office idea. I think it would be fun if you wanted to get involved some too. Not Friday though, you could be with Greg then if you want.” “You have a date with Artsy?” Dan gave a sheepish grin. Almost blushing he said, “Not really a date, and not just Artsy. An interior...

Cuckold

Cinema

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