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The TOTAL Sissification of John Phillips

Disclaimer and acknowledgements... First off, I would like to very much thank Anne-Mal and her gang for making this possible. I would have never really have written anything if I'd thought it wouldn't get posted. Then I would have kept it inside. Second, this is a bit of a horror story. I don't know why it got harsh. I was just practicing writing. I started and this is where it went. And it's not reached its destination yet, even. Third, there are some chapters that go gross and...

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Kelli

It is now late Sunday night and the weekend is over and what a weekend it had been. I had meet Kelli a few months ago and she had warned me that she has been working on a project that was really bazaar and had asked if I would consider helping her if she needed any help. Kelli is a very beautiful girl somewhat into the western style.. jeans, boots, etc.. she is also a stout built woman.. 5'4" around 135 pounds.. long black hair that reaches her hips, oh yes and her age is around 25. Though we...

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Blackmailed Forger

Introduction: A blackmailed clerk helps her master in a business venture. Synopsis: A blackmailed clerk helps her master in a business venture. Prequel to Owning a Dominant BitchChapter 1Darrel James had waited patiently for this day. He had confronted Peggy almost two months earlier with the info he collected on her forgery scheme and, when he revealed the evidence to her, she crumbled quickly. Little by little he had taken more and more control.His job at the bank gave him more than enough to...

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Career Shift

CAREER SHIFT Receptions are not my favourite things in the world to attend. I don't mingle and rub elbows' like agents and sales people do. I usually end up at the bar drinking alone, looking at all the phoney people. I am a writer, a sports column writer more specifically. The magazine that I write for is one of the biggest national publications with a huge male readership. They were promoting the new issue, which featured a calendar and had the entire hotel convention...

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Arizona Secret Society Chapter 1

ARIZONA SECRET SOCIETY CHAPTER 1 We all come from somewhere else, and we all have family in various parts of the world, im no exception. Most of my family is in Australia and England, I had no idea I had any in the US until I got a call from a lawyer telling me that a relative of mine had died, and I was in his will. The relative in question was my great uncle Dwight. I had visited him 3 years ago on his property outside Los Angeles, in the San Fernando Valley. He was pushing 90,...

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The Great Shift The Empty Place Inside part 2 of 2

The Great Shift: The Empty Place Inside by BlueshifTG Part 2 The young woman opened her eyes. What she saw was all white, slowly resolving into different shades of white, and two corners. That was the extent of it: three walls. Part of it was different, yellow, that's it, with some sort of pattern--a curtain. On the other side, a door. In the corner, high, a box. A mouth, a speaker, no, a camera; a...

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Fred s Psyche Transference Device

Hi, my name is Fred Stone. But most people call me Dr. Stone or even Melinda Johnson, well they used to, this is a story about the beginning of the device, and also how I became the 'creator' of said device. I am the creator of the Psyche Transference Device. The name is exactly as it sounds. It can transfer the psyche either in part or whole. Currently the device is used by many as a recreational tool and also as a means to save lives by doctors. For example, someone with an incurable...

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My Grandfather My Nanny

My Grandfather, My Nanny By Heather St. Claire (This story is set in the Surrogates Universe created by Robert Benditti and Brett Wildele) Journal of Gender Studies, May 2042, Volume 53, Number 2 Editor's Note: The widespread introduction of personal surrogates has had far-reaching implications for almost every aspect of society, and the field of gender identity has certainly seen a myriad of impacts. One of the most interesting phenomena has been the cross-gender use...

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Kelli

It is now late Sunday night and the weekend is over and what a weekend it had been. I had meet Kelli a few months ago and she had warned me that she has been working on a project that was really bazaar and had asked if I would consider helping her if she needed any help. Kelli is a very beautiful girl. somwhat into the western style.. jeans, boots, etc.. she is also a stout built woman.. 5'4" around 135 pounds.. long black hair that reaches her hips, oh yes and her age is around 25. Though we...

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Slick and Slide

Slick and Slide ©2011 C.J. McNally. All Rights Reserved. This publication is protected by copyright. Any attempt to steal it WILL result in prosecution. Plagiarism is a crime. ‘No! I can’t – I won’t!’ Darren begged. The burly body builder squirmed beneath his tightly clad leather bound mistress. ‘Yes, you will.’ Her voice was cold and distant as she straddled his chest. She teased him with her feather whip before commanding obedience from him with a sharp stinging swat across his heaving,...

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You re Not Getting that Promotion

You're Not Getting that Promotion I think you'll know where I'm coming from when I say that memories are tricky. Stuff that happened five, ten years ago sort of blurs together in your mind, and sometimes your memories seem to change to fit your personal narrative. There's this one thing that happened - or maybe didn't - about six, seven years ago. I was still at Parker, still in the copy department, and so was Joe. We were young, we were both junior copywriters; I worked mostly with...

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Good Clean Fun

I couldn’t stand it anymore. I looked around my house and had to come to the inevitable conclusion. This place is filthy! The trouble was that my attitude to housework was the same as my attitude to skydiving. I don’t mind watching someone else do it but I wouldn’t do it myself. Then I had an idea. My elderly neighbours use a local cleaning firm, twice a week, as they do not have the energy to do the housework. I decided to find out more and, one hour later (as they always love to turn a brief...

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The Deeper Program

"The Deeper Program" Agnes had been studying magazine and computer ads for a recreation service. It wasn't new, it had been around for a few years and was deemed perfectly safe. This is the twenty-first century after all, technology has arrived. There were all sorts of "vacations" a person could take with this computer simulation. The system was situated in an offshoot lab in a large urban hospital. With this system a person could take a vacation without actually going on a real...

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The Hero part 1

"The Hero" "Alright everyone, try to relax the strippers will be here any minute," Brandon told his friends as they waited in the Hotel Suite. Most of these guys were friends from college. Some of them grew up together. Tonight was the night before their friend Marco was to be married. Brandon took a hit from a joint that Rick just rolled and passed it to Dale. "Now everyone remember this is Marco's day so make sure he takes his pick before anyone else." Marco shot a smile to...

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Help I ve turned into a woman

Help I've turned into a woman This is a work of pure fantasy fiction. It is the first time I've written anything and what started with the germ of an idea for a short sex story quickly grew and evolved into a voyage of discovery. As I started to write the ideas kept coming to me and the story just kept growing. It became a question of what do I leave out? I have tried to imagine how a male would adapt to his new woman's body. What he would have to do to get life back on track as he...

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Scandinavian Rampage

The time had come. Punchline and I had waited a year since our summer trips of ’09 to get back on an airplane, ditch the uncharacteristically cloudy California summer, and fly to the land of green landscape, midnight sun, no religion, expensive beers, and beautiful women: Scandinavia.Denmark We arrived in Copenhagen on a Wednesday afternoon, tired and grimy from fourteen hours of flying. We’d each slept no more than two hours on the plane, so after checking into our hotel, we crashed with the...

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Julie s story

Julie's story By Kyorii Chapter 1 - Jason Have you ever gotten that feeling that something was about to happen? Well I have and I've had it for some time now. It's strange, but for the last few days I keep having the feeling I was being watched or observed. It's quite creepy, as I'm not even a particularly interesting person, I'm just a cleaner. I've been to the shops on the way back from work and have just...

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The Exchange Game

Mark laid out a cheese platter and took a big swig of wine. His wife had decided that they would throw a little party for their college friends. He checked the temperature on the probe thermometer. The chicken would be done soon. He walked to the fridge and checked his tie in the stainless steel reflection. "A tie? Really?" Allison had managed to sneak up on him again. Her lithe form was covered with jeans and a simple white peasant blouse, her long brown hair in a ponytail. "We...

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Mile High Club in a Balloon

Mile High Club in a Balloon The morning air was cool but not cold.  The summer heat would come later today, but for now it was just right.  Just a touch of dew sparkled on the grassy in the park and there was a slight haze in the air.  To the east the rocky crest of the Sandia Mountains was just getting touched by the first rays of sunrise.  The sunrays streamed between the peaks like a Japanese fan. The moment was picture perfect. Then the sound of the gas engine of the inflation fan...

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The Education of Annie

The Education of Annie By Cassandra Morgan For most of his days days at Polk High School, he had been invisible. And now everyone was going to see him. As her. Annabelle Turner -- Annie -- moved from the drop-off circle to the imposing gray brick building, her gait slowed by the sheer terror of the moment. Inside, her emotions swirled -- she felt free and terrified and nervous and pretty and embarrassed and excited and a thousand other things as she moved. Her heart was...

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Dog Sitter Comes to Visit

She walked through the various corridors before finding Buxter and Charlie. "So this is a 'drawing room'. Good to know," she thought to herself as she pet the two massive Great Danes. The immaculate leather couches, mini bar, and fireplace filled a room that seemed the size of her house. Every piece, from the millwork to the furniture, to the various awards and artifacts on the mantle, seemed unique, luxurious, and specific - like there was a story for each piece. Solarium, she'd deduced...

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A Sissy called Jezebel Part LIX

A Sissy called Jezebel Part LIX - We learn that the Matriarchy rates Jezebel as 'triple A ++' breeding stock, we also learn of Abigail's college plans that might include possibly Jezebel as well, and finally, that Jezzie is an expert at woodcraft, specifically finding the best and most painful switch. The whole breeding thing has me a little conflicted. I mean, I'm super flattered that Valerie wants to procreate with me. Sisters, donate eggs to infertile siblings and such. Vice...

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Lessons with Stepmom Ch 2 A World of Desires

When I had told them that I'd found work in Arizona and shared my plans for leaving home, she was calm to the point of indifference. She didn't have any private demands to talk to me, she just listened while I went over where I was going and when. I was expecting some kind of reaction from her, but she didn't even come with us to the airport. If I had been a small kid I would have cried. As it was, I almost physically felt that a piece of me was gone. My dad broke news of their divorce...

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The Community Part 1

“So, honey,” Cheryl smiled at me uncertainly. “What do you think?” There was a loaded question. Cheryl and I had been married for the last 5 years. We were neither of us virgins when we met. I had been working in an electronics store doing board-level repair, and she was working down the street as a secretary in a furniture business. We met at the coffee cart on the street on the way to work. We had started simply by meeting at the cart, and chatting as we were waiting for our coffees. She...

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Why

I sit here on this bar stool nursing my fifth beer, wondering 'why me?' I realize that I have led a full life and that I was a little wild when I was young and foolish, but I guess there is no fool like an old fool. I knew my greatest mistake, or maybe my worst discovery, was an errant nail. Let me start at the beginning. My name is Robert Michael Forsythe; I am 60 years old today, and I discovered yesterday that my wife of 24 years has been unfaithful to me for at least the past ten years....

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The World I Know

The World I Know So I walk up on high And I step to the edge To see my world below. And I laugh at myself While the tears roll down. 'Cause it's the world I know. It's the world I know. December 12, 2003 "Fuck You! I don't need you to tell me what to do! We're not married! You don't own me! I make my own decisions!" he screamed at her. The look in her eyes told him that he had gone too far, but he didn't care. He told her he was not going out with her and her stuck up friends....

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Latchkey Kid

By now, I could sympathize with Simmons, the Regional Operations Manager I had been called in to "clean up" for. No doubt he was a screw-up regardless, but his assistant, Marsha O'Donnell, might drive anybody to distraction. No, I don't mean because she was hot — although she certainly was. No, Marsha O'Donnell would drive anyone crazy with her endless prattle. Here are the things you would learn about Marsha within ten minutes of meeting her, whether you were interested or not: First,...

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Secret Slut Wife

The capacity for self delusion and denial in the human mind is surprising. It took what most would say was pretty damning evidence before I even became suspicious that my wife was up to something. Even then, I couldn't bring myself to really think that something illicit was going on. Surely there was a reasonable explanation for everything. Then, when I had my suspicions confirmed, I heard ringing in my ears, my extremities went numb, and my stomach was wrenched and doused in ice water. I...

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Gender Bender

Thanks to the Knee Doctor for editing my work. I was confused for most of my life. It was a sexual thing. As I was growing up I found that I was not turned on, or excited by pictures of beautiful naked women. All of my friends would go nuts looking at the blonde, blue- eyed "Barbie dolls" in the girlie magazines. I would go along with them because I figured it was what I was expected to do but inside I just did not understand what all the excitement was about. High school proved to be really...

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Vacation TwoChapter 12

I woke with heads on my shoulders, but no one holding me. They were both still tired. I looked at the clock to find it right at six thirty, so I slipped from bed and went to the bathroom. With shorts and a T-shirt on, I made up the inside coffeepot and went out onto the patio to find the big pot perking. Either Glenda was up early, or it was automatic. I went to the front of the house to find the paper, came back to the patio, and poured myself a fresh cup of coffee. No sooner had I opened...

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A Well Lived Life Book 9 AnalaChapter 40 Josie the Pussycat

May-June, 1984, Chicago, Illinois The rest of the week flew by. I worked all three days, Jackie visited on Wednesday night, and to my surprise, Penny decided to talk with Jackie instead of asking me to take her to my room. When Penny left, Jackie told me that Penny had asked her a bunch of difficult questions about love and relationships and that she’d done her best to answer. She felt Penny was trying to work out for herself what it meant to be with me and at the moment, had no idea, but...

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A Well Lived Life Book 9 AnalaChapter 49 Summer of 84 Part IV

July, 1984, Chicago, Illinois The week flew by. On Monday, I met with Doctor Alborg and we discussed the relationships that I had with adults, ranging from Jennie McGrath to Ivan Voronin. We talked about my run-ins with Kent van der Meer and Kara’s dad, and contrasted those with my relationships with Ben van Hoek, Frank and Trudy Spencer, Robert and Allison Block, and Ivan Voronin. We came to the end of the session before we could talk about my sister. I let Doctor Alborg know that I’d be...

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A Well Lived Life 2 Book 1 BethanyChapter 41 Insights

January 26, 1987, Chicago, Illinois “Promise me something,” Stephie said as we waited for her flight to be called. “What’s that?” I asked. “Don’t try to come see me near the end. I want you to remember me this way.” “Peaches...” I protested. “I told you I was coming to say a proper goodbye. If it goes like I think it will, I won’t be in any condition to even know that you’re there. Just do this for me, please. Red will call you when it’s time. Now promise me.” I sighed deeply, “I...

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A Well Lived Life 2 Book 1 BethanyChapter 44 Temptations

March 11, 1987, Cincinnati, Ohio As I was driving to Cincinnati from Indianapolis, I reflected on the bullet that I’d managed to dodge. After the conversation I’d had with Jessica, I was sure that I couldn’t tell her about Stephanie and me. That had been made abundantly clear when she’d said that she couldn’t imagine me doing something like that. I’d talk to Bethany about it again, but more than ever, I was convinced that it had to stay completely secret. As soon as Jessica left for work, I...

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A Well Lived Life 2 Book 1 BethanyChapter 52 More Parties

May 16, 1987, Chicago, Illinois “Should I wake her for breakfast?” Kara asked. “She’s still sleeping?” I asked. “If you were your usual self, is that a surprise?” Jessica teased. “But yes, Kara, go wake her.” Kara left the room. “And how do you know about my ‘usual self’?” I asked. “We girls do talk, Tiger! I’ve spent lots of time with Bethany, talked with Kathy quite a bit, and Jennifer, too.” “Of course you have!” I chuckled. “You’re OK?” “I’m fine, Tiger. It’s not just that I gave...

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Caring for JulieChapter 1

It was a cold rainy night in early February. I had a fire going in the fireplace as it made things cozier with the foul weather. Around 2200 hrs, I heard the doorbell. Going over to the front door and turning on the porch light, I saw my neighbors daughter, Julie. She was standing there in the rain in her nightgown and was obviously VERY PREGNANT! Background Before I get too far into this, let me tell you who I am. My name is Jim Thompson. I am 6’-0” tall, 180 lbs, forty-seven years old,...

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A Well Lived Life 2 Book 3 JessicaChapter 20 It Happened One Night

January 17, 1989, Chicago, Illinois “What time do you have to leave this morning?” Kara asked as we showered together on Tuesday morning. “About 8:30am,” I said. “I’m driving over to get Jeri, then heading to O’Hare. We have an 11:00am flight. Assuming all goes well, we’ll be in the office by 3:00pm Pacific time. We’ll spend a couple hours going over the software then go to dinner. The demo is tomorrow. Our flight back on Thursday leaves LA at 11:00am, so we’ll be home by 8:00pm, I...

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A Well Lived Life 2 Book 2 StephieChapter 63 Playing a Melody

September 4 1988, Chicago, Illinois “Bill’s on the pole for today’s race,” I said when we arrived home from Saint Innocent of Moscow. “The race starts in about five minutes, so if one of you would fix lunch, I’d appreciate it.” “I’ll do it, Tiger. I don’t care if I miss them going around in circles the first 50 times!” “Darlington is an oval,” I said snarkily. “An egg-shaped oval.” “OK. I don’t mind missing them going around in an egg-shaped oval the first fifty times or so! Go turn on...

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Loosening Up Book 6 SituationsChapter 9 Dislocations

Sunday morning, Dave was doing his breakfast service again, laughing and having a great time as Circle members and visiting friends drifted onto the patio. Despite being early October, the day was already warm promising some peak temperatures in the nineties later. Dave watched the arrival of each group with interest, as he always did. He knew he had prurient interest in who had slept with whom the night before. There was no surprise when Sheri showed up with Wolf and Carolyn. Since the...

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A Perfect WorldChapter 7

The office, only six square meters total, was actually somewhat modest considering its occupant was the most powerful person on Mars. The desk, made of synthetic material, was no different than any other desk found in any other office in the Martian capital building. There was no luxurious couch, no wet bar, no real trappings of power such as what would be found in a head of state's office in Ken's day. A computer monitor sat atop the desk with a printer next to it. The carpet was standard...

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Jokes and GigglesChapter 656

An elderly couple was at home watching TV. Phil had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel. Sally became more and more annoyed and finally said: “For god’s sake Phil, Leave it on the porn channel. You know how to fish!” I Bet you didn’t see that coming APHORISMS... It’s not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame. We have enough “youth”. How about a fountain of “smart”? The original point and click interface was a Smith...

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Junior YearChapter 9 Know This We rsquo ve Noticed

When I got to school I saw Halle, Brook, Zoe and Pam all waiting on me. They all looked at me expectantly and I panicked. Who did I say hi to first? Did I dare kiss any of them? I held up my hand to stop them and had a brilliant plan: I called Beth. “Who died?” Beth asked when she answered the phone. “I don’t know, why?” I asked. “Someone had to die for you to call me this early.” “Oh, sorry. I’ll call back,” I offered. “Don’t you dare, ‘stupid boy’. Why did you call?” “I have four...

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Junior YearChapter 13 Beloved Cubbies

I loved being in school. Today was Columbus Day, just another excuse for us not to have to attend. Of course, my mom and dad went off to work. I’d called Grandma Dawson, and found out that she not only had tickets for the Cubs game, they were for the Budweiser Patio, located in the right field bleachers. It was an all-inclusive food and beverage area on the right field line. The Governor’s Office had called her, and she’d reserved three tickets for me. I said a silent prayer and thanked...

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A Wilderness OrdealChapter 4

(Day 3- morning, the cabin on Neil Lake on the Deshka River) Grif was awake before daylight, and packed his gear back into the Cessna. After the pre-flight inspection, he and the dog took off and headed to Talkeetna to refuel. It was a quick stop, grabbing some coffee while the plane was being serviced and the dog visited the local shrubbery. Shortly they were back up and climbing past Mount McKinley. They were cruising north at 8500 feet, the better to avoid any migrating waterfowl. Barney...

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The Door Upon Which I KnockChapter 7

It was a pain to get up at 6am but they did, and after light breakfast they were off to the airport, where they met up with Robogym, whose appearance was more of him preparing to jump out of the plane rather than Patrick. They got out of the car and walked over to him as he said, "So, we might have a problem." "What kind of a problem?" asked Patricia. "Well, you have to be eighteen to jump and Patrick isn't." "Shit!" screamed Patrick. "Yeah. I called Rogigilo, who was very upset...

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The Door Upon Which I KnockChapter 8

After a day of skydiving Patrick was exhausted, and was fast asleep when they got home late in the evening. He was awakened on Sunday to Patricia knocking on his door, "Patrick, are you up?" Rubbing the sleep from his eyes he groaned and said, "I am now, why?" Through the door Patrick heard six words that scared the shit out of him. "We are going on dates today." Patrick rolled over and said, "Can we do it like, next year?" "Sure, I'll cancel the date with Robert," she said,...

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My Little VentrueChapter 31

~~Jack~~ The meeting with the Invictus triumvirate went better than he expected. He told Julias first, about the werewolves, and then Julias insisted he tell the triumvirate as a whole; the problem was bigger than just him. So Jack scheduled a meeting to stand before the council, and like filing a report, detailed the issue with the werewolves. Conveniently, he told no one he felt the werewolves might have been hunting Fiona. It’d have been an assumption, not enough evidence. And Fiona...

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Senior Year Part IChapter 11 Tattletale

Monday October 3 I took the boys to the house and found a rested Peggy making coffee. “Were they any trouble?” “No, they slept through the night,” I said as I put them into their high chairs. Peggy scattered some Cheerios on Coby and Little David’s trays to keep them busy while she made their breakfast. I decided I wanted grits after my trip down south. As I got the pot started, Chuck came in the back door. Duke gave him a cursory once-over and left it to Bandit to guard the house. Chuck...

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Junior YearChapter 32 To Wish Impossible Things

When I arrived on the set, I saw there was a new trailer on the lot. That could only mean one thing: Kate Upton was either here or about to arrive! Fritz looked at me as though I’d lost my mind when I began to dance in the parking lot. “Kate Upton,” I said, and pointed at the trailer. Of course I went straight there and knocked. How could they have a trailer for her if she wasn’t even here yet? That didn’t curb my enthusiasm, though. I was a bundle of happy energy all morning. Jessup even...

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My Little VentrueChapter 99

~~Natasha~~ It was the day after the trip into the Hisil, and Natasha couldn’t stop smiling. “Oh my god oh my god oh my g-god!” She vibrated as she bounced around, almost hitting Matt and Art with each step. “That was so d-d-dangerous!” Art and Matt both nodded as they stepped up the stairs. They were in front of her apartment building, a place she rarely visited anymore. All those nights at the Prince’s, it was easy to forget she had her own apartment, a nice one at that. It wasn’t as...

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Jokes and GigglesChapter 774

This one is compliments of Pepere An old Jewish man is walking down the street one afternoon when he sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, “Hey miss, would you let me BITE your breasts for $100?” “Are you nuts?!” she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. “Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000?” he asks again. “Listen you; I’m not that kind of woman! Got it?” So the little old Jewish man runs...

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A Well Lived Life 2 Book 7 SakurakoChapter 18 Love Isn t Easy But It Sure Is Hard Enough

December 14, 1993, Chicago, Illinois “That’s a very interesting insight,” Kara said as we came back to the house. “She cares about her patients.” “Exactly. And she shows it in ways Al never has. He’ll walk up to a patient or their family and simply tell them the diagnosis and the possible treatments and outcomes. It’s just who he is, and it’s why he often leaves that task to Attendings and Residents. Jessica actually takes their emotions into account. And that’s something to build...

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An Incest BirthdayChapter 15

Note: I studied like hell for this chapter trying to get into the female mind, so let me know how I did. Its the longest ever at 35 pages, women show their feelings more than men so I had to write accordingly. The story is in the view of Rita, this way you can see all her emotions and stuff, and there is a section where the view is from the mom, so you can see how her cunning mind works. It did take me a while to write this, but that’s because I was working on other stories. I will continue...

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A Well Lived Life 2 Book 7 SakurakoChapter 32 Transition Plans

February 12, 1994, Chicago, Illinois “What time will Jodie be here?” Kara asked. “Around 1:30pm. She has an assignment she needs help with, and I need to keep my word to her dad to keep an eye out for her.” “And you also have lunch with Ailea tomorrow, right?” “Yes.” “How long will you be gone?” Kara asked as we walked home from the dojo on Saturday morning. “My lunches with Ailea usually last about an hour, so with the drive, about two hours. I’ll be back before Amanda arrives.” “What...

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Janet in TrainingChapter 7 A Terrible Phone Call

Janet Davis turned uneasily in her bed, as she had not been able to get any sleep at all that night. It was not the traffic or anything in particular that was keeping her awake. Rather, it was just a feeling that something was wrong. She had tried everything to get to sleep, even taking a pill. But nothing had worked, and the digital clock by her bed mocked her as it recorded the passing of time. It had already been one weekend since she had last seen Mistress Erica and Andrea. Janet had...

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