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It Was Yoda

151 proof and a best friend just don't mix. First of all, we have been flirting like crazy for over a year. He knows that I want him. On Valentine's Day 2011, he stayed overnight while my friends went to a hotel (his parents). Oh, he's 21 and I am 33. That night, we laid in bed together, watching television, and talked about everything. He showed me that night just how much erotic fun pressure points are. But while he was tickling me, I screamed out "Stop, Sco...Yoda. Uncle!" Scott being my...

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It was Yoda This Morning

December 24,2011 “Hey, you awake?” “What time is it?” I sit up and run a hand through my hair. “7:30 AM. I just woke up and need to talk.” God, I love Yoda, but there are times (like this) that I want to kill him! I never could, I love him to much... “What happened last night?” he asked as he sat down on my bed. Okay, more like flopped on my bed. Now, I am definitely wide awake. How could I possibly explain what happened last night without losing my best friend? “I'm still drunk,” he said. He...

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It Was Yoda

151 proof and a best friend just don’t mix. First of all, we have been flirting like crazy for over a year. He knows that I want him. On Valentine’s Day 2011, he stayed overnight while my friends went to a hotel (his parents). Oh, he’s 21 and I am 33. That night, we laid in bed together, watching television, and talked about everything. He showed me that night just how much erotic fun pressure points are. But while he was tickling me, I screamed out ‘Stop, Sco…Yoda. Uncle!’ Scott being my...

It was Yoda This Morning

December 24,2011 “Hey, you awake?” “What time is it?” I sit up and run a hand through my hair. “7:30 AM. I just woke up and need to talk.” God, I love Yoda, but there are times (like this) that I want to kill him! I never could, I love him to much… “What happened last night?” he asked as he sat down on my bed. Okay, more like flopped on my bed. Now, I am definitely wide awake. How could I possibly explain what happened last night without losing my best friend? “I’m still drunk,” he said....

Gray Jedi Ch 4

“There it is,” Malik said, pointing at the star map. “I’ll program our route to the Dagobah system.” “Excellent,” Serra replied. “Oh, incoming transmission from Alderaan, encoded.” “I’d bet that it’s Bail Organa. Put it on screen.” As his face appeared on the monitor, Malik said, “Senator, I apologize for our abrupt departure.” “Think nothing of it, Malik. I had anticipated something like this might happen. I’m just glad you two made it out without issue.” “Thank you for...

The Bespin Experiment

On the murky, swamp-covered bog of a planet known as Dagobah, days seemed like months for the young Jedi-in-training Luke Skywalker. He had already lost track of how long he had been here since he had crashed his X-Wing in the swamp and found the great Jedi Master Yoda. 'Great' was hardly the word he would have used to describe Yoda upon their first encounter, but surprisingly he had already learned much from the little green gnome. On this particular afternoon, Luke's plucky astromech...

Gray Jedi Ch 5

“Anything yet?” “No, nothing,” replied Serra. The two Jedi crept through the murky cave, looking for potential danger around every corner. Still, both suspected that any threats they would encounter would not be of the physical variety, but of the spiritual. Remaining calm and focused was a constant struggle; as Yoda had said, the cave was strong with the Dark Side of the Force. Through it all, they continued to press onward. “I’m sensing something up ahead,” Malik said. “Yeah, I...

Darth Demus Star WarsPart 6

Ignited his lightsaber Demus charged with a roar, rage filling him. Racing to meet him Windu took him head on while Yoda tried to take him from the left. Demus saw Windu's sudden strike and what they expected. Leaping into the air he twisted his body sideways so he spun over the glowing purple blade. In mid air he used a force push like a handstand to land on his feet. Facing the two Jedi he took on a defensive stance. Immediately the two Jedi Masters went on the attack forcing him...

Gray Jedi Ch 3

“Ok, here goes…” Malik concentrated on the stack of rubber mats in front of him, trying his best to imagine them as a person in need of help. As they were dealing with lightning, an inherently uncontrollable force, he had decided using rubber mats would be the safest practice. He placed his hands on top of them, channeling the Force through his body and… nothing. Nothing happened. He tried once more, but still with no success. “Huh… wonder what that means?” he asked. “I think it...

Gray Jedi Ch 11

“Entering the Jedha system now,” Serra said. “Any sign we’ve been followed?” “Doesn’t appear so, but I’m gonna keep the cloaking systems up to be on the safe side,” Malik replied. “There’s NaJedha. Its largest moon is our destination.” “Did the holocron give any indication of the specific location of the kyber mines?” Malik asked. “No, it was pretty cryptic,” Serra shrugged. “All it said was ‘we are one with the Force, and the Force is with us’. Nothing specific.” “Sounds...

Princess Leia Meets Princess Aura

Emperor Ming of Mongo and Klytus, his most trusted underling were inside his private meditation chamber. The goateed man sitting behind the computer console had been in deep meditation for a good number of hours, but what he sought continued to elude him as if deliberately trying to frustrate his will. He considered satiating his desires with one of his concubines, but he didn't find that thought particularly appealing at the moment. "Klytus," Ming intoned, "the day is filled with such...

Darth Demus Star WarsPart 5

Things were going as well as it could be expected for Master Windu and Yoda at first. While their troops had suffered casualties, they were retaking Coruscant inch by inch. "In a matter of hours we should be at the Senate building. It's hard work but we are making headway." Windu said. Nodding in agreement Yoda said, "Wondering am I how Master Kenobi is carrying on." "He should have reported in by now." Mace admitted. Reaching out through the Force he tried to find Obi Wan, but a...

Costume Mix Up

I was set to meet my wife at the neighbors costume party, the night of Halloween. We had planned to both dress up as characters from Star Wars, my wife would be Princess Leia, and I was a Yoda, complete with mask. I had to work that day, so I brought my costume with me to the office. As the day dragged on, my work seemed never ending. Just as it was time to leave, a client called with a crisis. I was stuck, and knew I would be late for the party. Then things got even worse. When the client...

The Emu the Kraken and the Fool for Love

The opaque waters were calm, so still that they reflected the Milky Way back upon itself. Millions and millions of stars conspiring to shape the twinkling Emu that sparkled on the surface of this remote desert billabong. The creator spirit soared overhead, her image rendered small enough to catch my downcast eyes.Through the night air, just heard, came the haunting notes of a far-off digeridoo. Soulful, earthy; the loose vibrations of one set of lips expanding to fill the wide-open spaces of...

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Therapy Doll A young man finds himself in the middle of two personalities. It's in the middle of that discovery that he finds himself about to become homeless. There is a plan, albeit an odd plan but he and he alone might be able to bring those two together and in doing so find a home. All he's got to do is become a Therapy Doll. This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to locations, persons living or dead is purely coincidental. There is also sex between consenting partners...

Gray Jedi Ch 10

“Serra, what’s our status?” Malik asked. “Just broke through the atmosphere, but Imperial fighters are hot on our tail.” “Rex, let’s man the guns,” Malik said. “Better idea: Rex and Laranth. I need you here, Malik,” Serra replied. “Good call, that girl’s a sure-shot.” “I’ll fetch her,” Rex said, jogging out of the cockpit. Down the hallway, he saw Jax consoling a very distraught Laranth Tarak. “It’ll be ok, Laranth…” “NO!!! I want to kill those bastards for what they...

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It was just past six when I was returning home to my apartment from my morning jog. The late September air had cooled the sweat on my skin, and I was looking forward to a nice hot shower. As I opened the door to the lobby, Dan exploded from the elevator, and pushed past me in a hurry.“Hey, Dan,” I said. “‘Morning.”Dan Farber was a new tenant in the apartment down the hall from me. He’d moved in with his wife a couple of weeks ago, though I’d never actually met her in person. Dan had been hired...

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Darth Demus Star WarsPart 7

Standing on a Star Destroyer Malice, Darth Demus' mind was wrapped in a vision. Sights and sound he saw of a twi'lek Jedi named Aayla Secura. Something drew him to this alien female so different than him with her blue skin which was so alluring. Lust but also something deeper he did not like: Warm and at the same time frightening. Turning his mind to other things about her dismissed those emotions focusing in the cold darkness of the Dark Side. Her power in the Force was exceptional and...

An Unforgettable Melody Ch 04

An Unforgettable Melody Ch. 04 Sand. Sand. Sand everywhere. Such was life for Burkateer Lark. Eighteen years ago, he had been a promising seven-year-old Padawan learner in the Jedi Order of the Old Republic. That, of course, was before the betrayal of Darth Vader and subsequent formation of the Galactic Empire. On that fateful day, his master, Cin Dralig, had gotten wind of the betrayal and impending attack on the Jedi Temple. Though his master had tried to send the boy away on...

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MAU: Trek Wars Synopsis: Further adventures of Seven as she and her Trekkie friends confront their ultimate challenge - Star Wars fans. Note: This tale contains numerous characters from both the Star Trek and Star Wars universes. If a reader is unfamiliar with the Star Wars characters, the official Star Wars databank can provide more information than I can include in this tale. I am trying to not clutter the story with too much detail on the characters, but to provide...

Idle Cunts Are the Devil s ToolsChapter 6

I arrived back at the apartment and it was empty. That didn’t surprise me. It just meant that Cherry and Berry would still be cleaning Rahjeesh’s house. What I couldn’t fathom was that my coffee pot was still cold and empty. I figured I’d forgotten to add that task to their to-do list. I mean I must have or it would have been done, right? I found the list just where I’d left it and it was indeed written right there. I was much more confused than angry at first. It wasn’t until I realized the...

An Unforgettable MelodyChapter 4

For this chapter, I decided to have a little fun with the fantasy in the first half, setting it in the Star Wars universe. In case it isn’t clear, for the first portion, Burke is Mike and Kana is Melody. No song titles for this chapter, so please sit back and enjoy! An Unforgettable Melody Ch. 04 Sand. Sand. Sand everywhere. Such was life for Burkateer Lark. Eighteen years ago, he had been a promising seven-year-old Padawan learner in the Jedi Order of the Old Republic. That, of...

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LA AVENTURA MAS GRANDE JAMAS CONTADA (THE GREATEST ADVENTURE NEVER TOLD) By The Storyteller [email protected] Copyright 2005 I GERARDO Y SUS AMIGOS ACABAN DE SALIR DEL CINE DE VER UNA PELICULA EPICA SOBRE CABALLEROS DE LA EDAD MEDIA. MIENTRAS CAMINAN RUMBO AL ESTACIONAMIENTO COMIENZAN HACER COMENTARIOS SOBRE LA PELICULA. JOSE LE PREGUNTA AL GRUPO -?QUE LES PARECIO LA PELICULA? -GABRIELA (LA UNICA MUJER DEL GRUPO) LES CONTESTA -ME GUSTO, ES UNA BUENA...

Gray Jedi Ch 1

Gray Jedi Ch. 1 “He seriously did that?!” “Saw it with my own eyes, Malik! I swear!” “Serra, come on. I know Yoda always says ‘do or do not, there is no try,’ but this seems to be firmly in the ‘do not’ category.” “Hey, check the security holograms if you don’t believe me. It’s all there.” “Wow… Anakin Skywalker actually landed the Invisible Hand and saved Chancellor Palpatine in the process. I always knew he was a great pilot, but that’s beyond anything I’ve ever heard of!...

A Family Affair Ch 03

The Ewing Fairgrounds were dark except for the dirt tug pull track. There the lights shone brightly down on the farmers and their tractors. However, these tractors weren’t for farming for the most part. Beneath their glossy coats of paint they had been tinkered with to increase horsepower, increase your chances to win. As usual the start was running late. And men talked about how slow women were. Tractors lined up at the scale house to be weighted in and have the drawbar measured. A pull...

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InterludeErik released the catch on the back of the mirror’s ornate frame. The glass swung away into the darkness beyond. He stepped through from his closet into the dungeon play room. Turning to the right, he pulled up a hidden panel and flipped on the bright overhead lights, so he could set-up faster. He hummed to himself as he pulled open a drawer set into the wall panelling and took out a half dozen lengths of soft, thick, black nylon rope. He looked around the room, considering the Saint...

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The Djinn and I Chapter 10 Day 6 The rest of the day

Chapter 10 Day 6 The rest of the day "Quite the exit there Dylan," Oscar giving Dylan a shit eating grin. "Delta is ready to help you shut your mental pie hole." "How much did you hear?" an embarrassed Dylan asked. "Lot of snippets, let's just say enough to know what's going on between the two of you, not that it wasn't apparent beforehand. Dylan I would not blame you for your feelings. Bethany is intelligent, loving and when she tries down right hot. If I wasn't Djinn, I would be all...

Window On The Past

(Author's note: This turned out a little more narrative heavy than I originally intended. It's a fairly conventional science fiction story; well, for certain values of 'conventional', anyway.) WINDOW ON THE PAST By BobH. (c) 2002 There are moments when you realize life is good. They can be moments that alter your life completely, but more usually they are otherwise unremarkable moments when it dawns on you how blessed you are. It was a Saturday early in September, Cambridge...

Kinect Beta Test

Kinect Beta Test by Louise You know, I have always been more of a PS-guy. Don't know why, but it just intrigued me more to play Playstation games. What I liked most was to play Tekken V all night long with some friends. We even did some real tournaments now and then. It just started when we got bored by the standard tournament and watched Bloodsport on DVD later that night for maybe the hundredth time. Somehow we came up with the idea to play Tekken but...

Nikki part 13

"Ugh," I moan as my alarm clock wakes me at 7am for what feels like the millionth consecutive day. "Morning babe," Sarah tiredly moans, wrapping her arms around my naked body and giving me a slow, soft kiss on my neck. "Hey," I reply, blinking the tiredness out of my eyes. "Looking forward to today?" "Been looking forward to it since I left in June," Sarah giggles. "Just wish you were coming with me..." "I know," I sigh. "Kinda wish I was coming too..." "No you don't," Sarah...

Charlotte part 16

"I am the resurrection and the life,' says the Lord. 'Those who believe in me, even though they die, will live, and everyone who lives and believes in me will never die." I take a deep breath through my nose and stare over at my mother's tear-stained face as the priest continues speaking. "We are gathered here today to pay our last respects," the priest announces, "and to celebrate the life of Joan Mary Woodgate, beloved wife, mother and grandmother." I smile as I feel Stuart grip my...

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Julie's story By Kyorii Chapter 1 - Jason Have you ever gotten that feeling that something was about to happen? Well I have and I've had it for some time now. It's strange, but for the last few days I keep having the feeling I was being watched or observed. It's quite creepy, as I'm not even a particularly interesting person, I'm just a cleaner. I've been to the shops on the way back from work and have just...

A Wish Unwanted Part 15

A Wish Unwanted - Part 15 by Limbo's Mistress We stepped back out into the hall, Geoff pulling the door closed behind us. "Wow," he said, looking straight ahead. "That was, uh, eye-opening." I felt a rush of heat appear on my cheeks. The whole incident seemed surreal. I mean, the most violent Sam had ever gotten was the time he smacked Greg Dowdy in the back of the head with a Monster Manual for trying to meta-game a dungeon he's spent the better part of a...

A Cipher Unencrypted

A Cipher Unencrypted A true confession, word for word I have been away. I have been lost in dreams, in dreams of you, in dreams of togetherness. Love--I do not understand it. It consumes me, abandons me, beckons me, saddens me, disappoints me, arouses me. But, then, a breakthrough: a realization. Love is an idea; it is not real. Nothing we think or feel--especially feel--is real. Only the moment is real. The now. The incident and the event are real, but only as long as they...

The Slave PrincessChapter 4

A distinct smell permiated the dark dingy halls of Jabba's palace. Leia hadn't really noticed it earlier when she was first brought to the harem, but as they were leaving to go back to the main audience chamber she paid closer attention to her surroundings. The air was stale and reeked of some kind of fungus growing on the walls around her. The hard stone floor was dirty and damp with a few puddles of water here and there, obviously caused by old worn out plumbing in this ancient...

The PsychicChapter 8 Scared shitless

Victor Victor opened the door to the suite, and swept Amber off her feet before she could walk in. Letting his mom, sister and daughters go before them. Then with a kiss, he carried a giggling Amber into the room, and set her down. "What's so funny?" he asked. "You're supposed to wait until after you get married to do that," Annabelle replied. "Oh!" Victor said as he scratched his head and then added, "Why didn't anyone tell me that?" "Because it was cute that you thought of...

Deja Vu AscendancyChapter 146 Lunch with the Two Nice Eatons

Friday, April 29, 2005 (Continued) Carol and I arrived at the boys and we sat in front of them. While I was opening my lunch (it'd never left my hand, ESPECIALLY not after the disaster that had befallen an earlier incarnation of it at the Duckling visit), I said to Wayne, "Katelin's telling her story. Judging from what I heard she's telling the long version, so I've probably got a while to talk here. When she finishes she'll call out, and you and I will go help her answer the girls'...

Six Times A DayPart 147 Things Can Only Get Better

Amy continued her slow walk through the upstairs hallway until she reached her room. But as soon as she got inside and closed the door, she rushed to her phone and immediately called next door. Suzanne was in the Plummer living room, talking to Susan and Akami. She picked up the phone because she happened to be closest to it, and said in her best executive-secretary voice, "Plummer residence." Amy whispered, "Hey, Mother, is that you?" Suzanne whispered back (although she didn't have...

Gray Jedi Ch 8

“There’s the hangar,” Malik said, peering through his electrobinoculars. “A couple of patrols, nothing too bad. The entrance is still sealed up, so I bet they think nobody can get in that way.” “Now we just gotta figure out how to get in unnoticed,” Serra muttered. “Sir, I’m back!” Rex said, walking up behind them. “What did you find, Rex?” “Nearby sewer line leading directly from the Jedi Temple. We should be able to get into the hangar that way.” “Perfect. Lead on.” The...

Gray Jedi Ch 2

“Serra, they’re on our tail!” “I see them! Hang on!” Serra Keto and Malik Ran rocketed through the Coruscant system, the Republic navy chasing after them all the while. The Z-95 Starfighters were fast, but their antique Defender-class light corvette held up splendidly, able to evade most incoming attacks. Not to mention that it was also quite well armed. “Get the hyperspace coordinates programed, I’ll keep ‘em at bay,” Malik said. “On it!” Malik pulled up the targeting...

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Meet The Nova 7

Mike Vest reached the part of his route he liked the least, bordering on hated, but a UPS guy had to do what a UPS guy had to do, so unlimbering his trusty dolly and loading up six boxes he walked though the front door of The Infrared Nova Implosion Styling Asylum. The first thing that got of Mike's nerves about the place was the smell, not that he liked what other hair salons smelled liked, he didn't, but the strange mix of herbs, incense, & ozone all fighting it out with...

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Countermove Ch 09

Summary so far: Day 1: Onyx vs. Tyger- Onyx loses for the first time ever and pays the price. Day 2: Onyx vs. Jewel- Onyx defeats Jewel to stay alive in the tournament but realizes she is slowly changing into a bimbo. Day 3: Onyx vs. Chaos- Onyx defeats Chaos to make it to the final 4 but discovers she has been set up. Interlude: Onyx travels to Darkview to investigate Tyger. Interlude- part 2: Onyx learns more about Tyger while coming to terms with being pierced and tattooed. Interlude-...

Sting of the Scorpion Ch 01

The chronological order of my stories is as follows: Todd & Melina series, Interludes 1-5, Sperm Wars series, Russian Roulette series, Case of the Murdered Lovers series, Case of the Murdered Chessplayer series, The Swap series, Interludes 6-10, The Murdered Football Player Series, Case of the Black Widow series, Teresa’s Christmas Story, The Case of the Black Badge series, A Case of Revenge series, Teresa’s Summer Race, The Trilogy series, Dark Side Of The Force series, Caught In The Act...

Dark Side of the Force Ch 05

The chronological order of my stories is as follows: Todd & Melina series, Interludes 1-5, Sperm Wars series, Russian Roulette series, Case of the Murdered Lovers series, Case of the Murdered Chessplayer series, The Swap series, Interludes 6-10, The Murdered Football Player Series, Case of the Black Widow series, Teresa’s Christmas Story, The Case of the Black Badge series, A Case of Revenge series, Trilogy Series. Dark Side Of The Force, Ch 1-5. Feedback and constructive criticism is very...

Below the Tree Line

He stood over the body, staring, unable or unwilling to move. He felt a trickle of blood crawling down his arm from the scuff on his elbow, mixing with sweat and dirt as it descended. His arms now hung limply at his side. But he still held the rock, his fingers refusing to let go. He heard the muted pat pat of blood dripping from the stone as it fell on dried leaves carpeting the forest floor. The bright mid-day sun fought through the dense canopy of trees and cast dancing shadows on the...

Gray Jedi Ch 9

The group made their way with care through a series of back alleys, heading towards one of Coruscant’s seedier entertainment districts. Rex was on guard and nervous the entire time with their traveling companions, but Malik and Serra seemed to know and trust these two. Still, he remained cautious; it’s what keeps a good soldier alive, after all. Soon, they arrived at a door that appeared to be the rear exit to an establishment of some sort. Jax stepped up to the door and knocked in a...

Gray Jedi Ch 6

“That is my official designation. But as you well know, my friends call me Rex.” “Yes… Captain Rex of the 501st legion,” Malik replied. “The same, sir.” “Also the legion that slaughtered all our friends in the Jedi Temple,” Malik seethed, gripping his lightsaber tightly. “I had nothing to do with that,” Rex said calmly. “Is that so?! Then which Jedi did you turn on, huh?” Malik shot back, taking a step forward, the tip of his lightsaber precariously close to Rex’s face. “These...

StarWars Truths Untold

At 32, Leia Organa Solo (Nee Skywalker) was still a beauty of the Galaxy, a perfection of beauty inherited from her mother, Padme. Her dark brown hair was in its signature two bun hairstyle and she walked around her house on Naboo with great grace, grace she no doubt inherited from her late mother as well. She walked into her children's nursery, looking proudly at the two bundles of joy that slept peacefully in their separate cribs. A single thought then passed through her mind, making...

An Unforgettable Melody Ch 11

Jesu, Joy of Man’s Desiring (Bach) Prince of Denmark’s March (Clarke) Wedding March (Mendelssohn) Heartbeat (Carrie Underwood) An Unforgettable Melody Ch. 11 Ashley’s words of wisdom turned out to be some of the best advice Mike and Melody could have ever received. Though they made little progress in learning more about Melody’s dreams, they took the mindset of not letting it take over their lives. Rather, they enjoyed every moment of their engagement and savored it as the...

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Well, Carols asshole was hurting as I now refused to use lube with her and I was getting able to stay hard for a long time as I could bang for 30+ minutes without cumming or alternatively if I wanted to I could cum many times a night. I had ejaculated 10 times in one night recently. I had long game and short game. It was a weird thing though, if I didn't cum for a couple of days I could stay hard for a long time and even the second and third and fourth times I would last, but after a lot...

Twelve Days a Slave 10 of 13

After the woman is convicted, a “sentence negotiator” gets her sentence reduced to a public day of repentance followed by eleven days of public punishment. Following that, she is to serve one year of penal servitude. This story deals with non-consensual punishment, pain, and involuntary slavery. If such topics offend you or upset you, I would advise skipping this particular book. There are thirteen chapters to this story. The chapters can be read on their own, but the story is much...

YOUR Tales series

Star wars: Padme Amidala. Your name is Theron Creed. You are a newly knighted human Jedi assigned to the protection of the senator of Naboo, Padme Amidala. Due to the number of assassination attempts on the popular senator, the need for a powerful protector is paramount for the lady, her words carrying much weight when needed in support for the Jedi. You have been her protector for two years now, stopping all types of attempts on her life. You have come to care much for the 25 year old...

Best Snow Day Ever

6:59 A.M. The radio alarm jarred her angrily awake, as always. It was set to the hip hop station to force her to get up immediately and switch off the the fucking racket before leaping like a wounded gazelle from bed and dragging a brush through her auburn tangles, prepared to face another day educating the youth of America. As she reached for her noisy Zenith she came to an abrupt halt as bombastic horns and kettle drums blared through its tiny blown speakers, followed by the excited voice...

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Engagement Ring a Frankel story

Originally written by Frankel. The first thing you need to know about Susie is that she has the world’s greatest tits. They were what you would call a good size. Not so massive that they drooped down but a perfect handful, well rounded and upright but still with delightful bounce in them when she walked. The scond thing you need to know is that they were strictly off limits. No touching, no licking and definitely no fucking. Not even for me, her long suffering boyfriend. "Not...

AHSOKA PLEASES THE PALACE

AHSOKA TANO PLEASES THE PALACE—by Jim Tonic Chapter 1: A Betrayal and Passing Jabba’s Guards Anakin Skywalker hated the sand. He always had. And here, on the surface on Tattoine, he saw something that caused him more anger than he’d ever felt before. Only his Jedi training was keeping his temper in check…barely. It wasn’t the face of the man standing before him that caused his blood to boil. It was all he represented. The lives he’d taken with that aura about him. That cold...

Something About Feet I Don t Know

Preferences, proclivities, and kinks. Whether they are mainstream or rare, subtle or gross, or gentle lovey-dovey to rough and nasty, they're part of us. This is the tale of when I embraced my foot fetish. I had developed it casually over time but didn't share it with anyone for fear of being labeled a freak. Today my freak flag flies like a motherfucker, bitch.(Sorry, stoned)Not entirely sure where it started, but I know exactly where it became part of my repertoire. It isn't all-consuming,...

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Panties for Sale Chapter 3

At first I thought she would be mad. A silly thought considering she had just ground her pussy against my face but all she did was flash me that dazzling smile and snatch up a hand towel of the coffee table. I let my arms fall as I sat there, watching her wipe my cum of her long sexy legs. “That was incredible.” She said in a low voice. “I'm speechless.” I answered. And I was. To my further surprise she looked a little chagrined and wouldn't really look at me. Just stood there wiping...

Hipster Flu Epidemic Rocks Seattle

First, a shout out to Audrey X for correctly Googling, I mean answering the previous obscure movie reference "A Clockwork Orange." She even said it was "easy." "Vanity thy name is woman." The alluring Audrey will receive her bonus points plus five White Castle coupons honoring the return of GOT.And now...The Adventure ContinuesI'm Emma Gravel. You might know me from such Lush stories as, "I Found My Heart in San Francisco" and "Put on Your Easter Bonnet." For the uninitiated, I own a...

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Anakin Ahsoka Part 1

"Snips, what do you think you're doing?" her master Anakin Skywalker inquired impatiently. "What does it look like, Master?" Ahsoka replied, bemused. "I'm preparing to rest. We have a big day tomorrow after all." "I don't think so, Snips." Anakin said, shaking his head. "You will lay with me tonight, so that together we might better commune with the subtle emanations of the Force." Ahsoka paused for a moment to consider this, but then said, "I've never heard of such a...

Belle 3

There’s an old saying about those of us who would rather fish than work. It goes something like this; ‘the worst day fishing is better than the best day working’! I was having one of those days. Work had gone well. I was having a good day. But, I was getting ‘antsy’. Being as it was Friday; I skipped lunch and headed home. Perhaps it was a bit of the kid in me that made me feel like I was playing ‘hooky’. I suppose in many ways I just refused to grow up. As soon as I got home,...

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