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Practical Women

"There she is." Dad smiled and opened his arms, offering himself to me as soon as I'd stepped out of the car. I gave him a big hug and he kissed me on the forehead. "Christine..." he murmured, " ... we missed you." "Oh, I was so worried. They said there was a lot of snow in the passes." Mom was right there too and worrying was her job. "You should have taken an airplane." "Hi, Mom." I hugged her tight and kissed her cheek. "It was okay. I got through alright." "Welcome home,...

Practical lesson from auntie

I am 21, my mom 41 and dad 43. Mom has a younger sister, aged only 31. She stays in Delhi, with her family – husband and two kids. Since she was comparatively young, we used to share a very good relationship. I used to visit delhi during vacations and we got along very well. During one such summer vacation, my parents decided to go for an overseas trip and requested my auntie (mom’s younger sister) to stay with me for a week, while they were gone. Neeta auntie (mom’s younger sister) arrived two...

Practical Occult

Standard disclaimer here: Not meant for children, don?t make money with this and you are free to post it on free boards as long as you notify me of it. This is my first story, so be gentle. Practical Occult By Arice McQueen "Hey, what this?" I ask myself as I grab an old dusty book from the shelves. It was vacation and most of my friends had gone to visit their family while the rest went to resorts. I was the last living member of my family. My parents had died a few years...

Some Joke

My name is Jim, and I began my story in "A Joke," which was posted by Agena. If you haven't read that yet, please hunt it down and read it. It'll help you understand this story. Go ahead. I'll wait. In "A Joke," I was torn over what to believe about Flo, my wife of 23 years, and my jokester next-door neighbor, Roger Kubiak. Roger and his pretty, buxom wife Alice had moved into the big house next door about five years ago. In many ways we'd become pretty good friends. We were of...

Cosmic Joke

Eric Otten and I (Raven) have been working on a true collaboration on this story. We'd like to believe that it's coming out very well. This story contains adult themes, and some graphic scenes. If you do not like this sort of thing you should not read this. The purpose of this story is not to offend as recent private e-mails to me have implied. The copyright is the possessed by the authors alone. there should be no reposting, etc., without the express consent of the...

Practical Sex Ed

"We finally have to address the matter of sex!" Great concern was speaking from the eyes of the Commissioner for Youth and Family at the European Union as he looked at his colleagues gathered in the small conference room. "Our latest research has confirmed what we all long suspected... During the last decades the ever-growing porn industry has taken most sexual activity away from the bedrooms and to the desktops. Porn fulfills all dreams of the viewers and serves all kind of fetishes. In turn,...

A Joke

‘It was just a joke.’ she told me and he tried to back her up, but my perception of the whole episode was such that I couldn’t believe her. It was so real at the time and they didn’t have any way of proving it hadn’t happened or that maybe that it had happened for real before. If my perception was that they did it and I couldn’t believe that it was just a joke then I couldn’t live with my wife of 23 years anymore. I guess I’d better tell you the story so you can understand my dilemma. Just the...

The Joke

The Joke By Margaret Jeanette Sonia Livingston was going over last month's report. The company had done better than it had ever done before. Her eight women had done a great job and were setting things up to grow some more. She marveled at how her husband, Jerry had done the report so it was easy to read. He had the office next to hers and he took care of all the financial matters. Her happiness was interrupted when Katie Swanson came in. Katie was obviously upset and sat down...

A Joke

"It was just a joke." she told me and he tried to back her up, but my perception of the whole episode was such that I couldn't believe her. It was so real at the time and they didn't have any way of proving it hadn't happened or that maybe that it had happened for real before. If my perception was that they did it and I couldn't believe that it was just a joke then I couldn't live with my wife of 23 years anymore. I guess I'd better tell you the story so you can understand my dilemma....

What Started As A Joke

What Started As A Joke My name is John, and I'm going to tell you about what went on at a Saint Patrick's day party. But to do that I have to go back about a week or so. You see I work at a company with several attractive women, and I've been working with the same women for several years now. And when you spend more time with people you work with, you learn some intimate details about them. On a normal afternoon Stephanie, a blonde girl I work with who has a nice pair of breasts on her,...

The world s longest story joke

in the World * * * Lost in the Desert So, there's a man crawling through the desert. He'd decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, had great fun zooming over the badlands and through the sand, got lost, hit a big rock, and then he couldn't get it started again. There were no cell phone towers anywhere near, so his cell phone was useless. He had no family, his parents had died a few years before in an auto accident, and his few friends had no idea he was out...

The world s longest joke

in the World * * * Lost in the Desert So, there's a man crawling through the desert. He'd decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, had great fun zooming over the badlands and through the sand, got lost, hit a big rock, and then he couldn't get it started again. There were no cell phone towers anywhere near, so his cell phone was useless. He had no family, his parents had died a few years before in an auto accident, and his few friends had no idea he was out...

A poetic story and a joke

I have been going through a terrible time for so many years.I can't go into details about what happened to me, because I'm not supposed to.One day I will tell my wives about it. One day we will all lie in bed together and talk of the things I suffered.But allow me to describe those many sexual events in a poetic way.It was like being in a plane piloted by a fool. A girl. He parents are the best of their generation. I was still a baby when they were making history.They could not accept that...

Office Joke

Valentine's Day: the day of roses and hearts and chocolates and romantic candlelit dinners. When people proposed marriage and professed undying love. Arabella sighed, staring unseeing into her bowl of cornflakes as they succumbed to their milky grave and turned to soggy goop. Funny how a date on a calendar could open the pit of despair that lived somewhere near her stomach. It had to be near her stomach. She'd been reasonably hungry until she'd noticed the date and the pit opened. Her...

No Joke

I have to disagree with you. Race is not a real problem these days. Nothing compared to what it was years ago, certainly. And it was a lot worse than that before my time, from what I have read and heard from people -- black or white -- who are older than I am. There are people who make their living by stirring others up, so there is still conflict, but most of us get along pretty well. The races often lead separate lives, but what do you want? And there are a lot of exceptions...

Emperor Joker

"Mmmh ooh, good morning master. Please allow your slut please you," sighed a soft voice that came from somewhere underneath the sheets of his giant bed. Her hushed pleas woke the maniacal jester up by gently humming him awake, cheeping like a pretty little songbird's charming song. One whose whorish tongue was busy licking his funny bone. He felt the girl's hot breath as her spit began to cloak him. The way she was whispering and whimpering was all transferred through her tongue, expressing so...

It started as a joke

It started off as a joke, one of those throw away comments after receiving a Text Messenger Video.The image of all those cocks swinging from side to side obviously triggered a spark inside her head, as the team of twenty guys ran around a track beside a large field. The size and lengths of their cocks was impressive, especially when the camera zoomed in for a close up of the main group and showed their long and thick cock shafts bouncing off one thigh across to the other, with each stride.A...

The Butt of the Joke

Cigarettes, gotta love em. least ways I do. Without them I couldn't make a living. While most families make well under 10,000 a year, half a million is a bad year for me, and 1st class food and lodgings comes with the job. I help people quit smoking the easy way, without any of the unpleasantness of nicotine withdraw. That's a good thing, with any form of tobacco illegal in 37 states, and in the 15 that do allow you to smoke, the permit costs over 5,000 credits a year. Getting caught...

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FUNNY JOKES

joker: "Ok pronounce.. M.A.C. D.O.U.G.L.E.S.S" fool: "Its pronounced MacDougless" joker: "Ok now pronouce M.A.C. D.O.U.B.L.E." fool: "Ok MacDouble" joker: "Last one now pronouce M.A.C. H.I.N.E " fool: "Ok MacHine" (sounds like mac hind) joker: Points at old house phone and says "Now what is that?" fool: "An answering machine" joker: "Ok now spell machine" fool: "Ok? M.A.C.H.I.N.E. " joker: "Yup you just spelled MAC...

Depression SoupChapter 8 Bad Jokes

The rest of the winter, starting right after New Year's Day, the weather turned unseasonably cold. The deep muddy ruts had formed when there was a thaw and then froze up again. They were so deep Pa could let go of the steering wheel and the old truck seemed to steer itself. Although the county commissioners had decided to grade the road smooth in the springtime there was little to be done when it was so cold like it was right then. Even though it was the middle of the week we had little we...

It Started Out as Just a Joke

So off I went down town to the porn shop. As I went in they checked my ID and I asked them which way there pocket pussies were. I walked up to the shelf and started to sort through them visually, occasionally touching one to feel the texture. I soon realized after talking to the cashier that they didn’t have the pocket pussy I wanted and all the others were 4 times the price. That’s when I saw a different kind of toy that cost just less than two of my toys for my brother and I. The name...

Impractical Magic

Impractical Magic Part 1: Halloween has always been my favorite time of year. At first it was because of the costumes and candy and the fun of pretending to be someone else. Not that I ever really wanted to be anyone other than who I am... it's just fun to pretend sometimes. I kept dressing up on Halloween long after all my friends had stopped. Every year I'd find some new excuse to buy a costume. At first, it was taking my younger sister and her friends out trick-or-treating, but...

Joker

Der Himmel über Gotham City verdunkelt sich, ein Gewitter zieht auf. Bedrohlich grollt es zwischen den schwarzen Wolken, als plötzlich ein Blitz nieder saust und einen großen Baum in zwei Teile zerlegt. Die Luft riecht verbrannt, Rauch breitet sich aus und liegt schwer auf der Zunge. Brennende Äste stürzen auf das kleine Wachhäuschen am Eingang des Arkham Asylums. Gelächter, Schreie und Wimmern dringt aus dem Inneren der Anstalt. Plötzlich Schüsse und das Splittern von Glas. Ein Schatten...

Sex Joke

Introduction: Quick little jokes/comebacks. As confused as a infant in a titty bar.As confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market.Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?A. A navel.Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later.Q. Why did god create Adam...

Practically Invisible

Introduction: I wrote this because I wanted lots of anal. If you dont like the amount of anal, oh well. Practically Invisible Megen! I called. I need you to take out the trash! In the other room, Megen grunted and did as I said, though she barely acknowledged my presence in doing so. I sighed. Such was my relationship with my 16 year old granddaughter. She and her parents and brother were living at my house for the time being, until they could find a place of their own, and theyd been here for...

Practically Invisible

Introduction: I wrote this because I wanted lots of anal. If you dont like the amount of anal, oh well. A man takes control of his submissive granddaughter. Practically Invisible Megen! I called. I need you to take out the trash! In the other room, Megen grunted and did as I said, though she barely acknowledged my presence in doing so. I sighed. Such was my relationship with my 16 year old granddaughter. She and her parents and brother were living at my house for the time being, until they...

Practically Invisible 1

“Megen!” I called. “I need you to take out the trash!” In the other room, Megen grunted and did as I said, though she barely acknowledged my presence in doing so. I sighed. Such was my relationship with my 16 year old granddaughter. She and her parents and brother were living at my house for the time being, until they could find a place of their own, and they’d been here for several months. Her father, my son, had gotten a job in my town but hadn’t been able to find a suitable apartment...

Practically Invisible 0

“Megen!” I called. “I need you to take out the trash!” In the other room, Megen grunted and did as I said, though she barely acknowledged my presence in doing so. I sighed. Such was my relationship with my 16 year old granddaughter. She and her parents and brother were living at my house for the time being, until they could find a place of their own, and they’d been here for several months. Her father, my son, had gotten a job in my town but hadn’t been able to find a suitable apartment...

Men Jokes

One day God called Adam to him and said: "Adam, I have some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?""The good news," replied Adam."Well, the good news is I gave you a penis and a brain.""OK.." said Adam warily. "And what's the bad news?""I only gave you enough blood to operate one at time."Why are men so bad at sex and driving?Because the bastards always pull out with no thought of who else might be coming.What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath...

Getting fucked by a joke

I played football my freshmen year but had quit because i though the coach was an ass. I was working out usually in the gym in my school, to get in shape ( i was never the skinniest on the team). I was hanging out with my friends getting changed in the locker room. I am about 6 feet tall and 150 pounds with a lot of muscle. I have some stomach flab but abs are coming through. I have bright blue eyes and brown hair. My name is Ethan. The way the locker room is set up in my school is it has...

tell me if you like this joke

Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they struck up a conversation. The Black Labrador turned to the yellow Labrador and said >> " So why are you here ? " The yellow Lab replied, " I'm a pisser. I piss on everything....the sofa, the curtains, the cat, the k**s. But the final straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed." The black Lab said, " So what?s the vet going to do ? " " Gonna cut my nuts off " came the reply from the yellow Lab. "They...

25 ANNIVERSARY JOKE

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

DIRTY JOKE

A MOTHER AND SON WAS WALK DOWN THE ROAD THE MOTHER SAW A SEX HOUSE SHE TURNED TO HER SON AND SAID DON'T U EVER GO IN THERE. HE GOES OK MOM. ONE DAY JUST WALKING HOME AND HE CAME PASS THE SEX HOUSE THIS SMOKING HOT BLONDE SAYS DO U WANNA COME IN HE SAYS I CAN'T I CAN'T MY MAM SAYS SHE GOES I WONT TELL. HE GOES ALRIGHT THEN SO HE GOES IN. SHE SAYS DO U WANT TO GO UP STAIRS HE SAYS I CAN'T I CAN'T MY MAM SAYS. SHE SAYS I WONT TELL. SO HE SAYS ALRIGHT. SO THEY GO UP AND THE SAYS TO WANNA HAVE SEX...

christmas joke

3 men die on xmas eve, to get into heaven st peter says u must have sumthing on u that represents xmas, the english man flicks a lighter and says its a candle, st peter lets him pass,, welsh man pulls out a set of keys and jingles them and says they r bells, st peter lets him pass, the irish man pulls out a G string and st peter says how the fuck do they represent xmas?? Paddy said they're carols

Joke

Little Johnny's teacher got up in front of the class and announced they were going to play a guessing game! The teacher said, "I have something behind my back. It's red in color and round. It's soft, but it's hard."Johnny raised his hand and said, "I know, it's a red rubber ball." The teacher said, "No Johnny, it's an apple, but I like the way that you think."The teacher grabbed another object and put it behind her back. "I have something behind my back. It's orange in color and round. It's...

The little boy with his trainset joke

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of b*tches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of b*tches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks." The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want...

Joke

One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings.She opens it to a guy, "Hi, is Tony home?"The wife replies, "No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want."So they sit down and after a while of silence the friend says "You know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred pounds just to see one."Sara thinks about it for a second and figures, what the hell - a hundred pounds! She opens her robe and shows one to him for a few seconds. He...

Joke

A married couple is lying in bed one night. The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book. As he’s reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special area. He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book.The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused and, assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement before going further, Gets up and starts stripping in front of...

Joke

A married couple is lying in bed one night. The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book. As he’s reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special area. He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book.The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused and, assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement before going further, Gets up and starts stripping in front of...

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StopwatchChapter 14 College Is a Bad Joke

Our professors had zero grasp of the real world. Absolutely none. Plan a construction project and don't save funding for the Union bosses, the building inspectors, even the cop on the beat? Everyone wants their vigorish. Nothing will pass if there's even anything left to work with when the cop looks the other way. No bribes for the Union ... your plumbing pipe goes missing, even the carpenters NAILS are gone. Or someone "accidentally" sprays water on them and they rust ... since you...

Clowns To The Left Of Me Jokers

The Story I’m going to tell you is about Love, Lust, and Fucking your Best Friend. Of course… it never does start out that simply, does it? I was cursing every force in the universe that had gone into creating HER, every sexual urge, every ungodly act, every evolutionary leap that had brought about her existence. I cursed the ground she strode upon, the air she exhaled, the very sky above her, that was about her through no fault of it’s own. To hate the sky, what a thing to do! And all over...

Dirty Jokes

Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls?A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells niceQ: What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? A: Your job still sucks! Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist? A: By becoming a ventriloquist!Q: How do you kill a circus clown?A: Go for the juggler!Q: Why couldn't they get the dead mans casket lid shut?A: Because he overdosed on viagra!Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come (cum) in a bottle?A: Because his wife died!Q:...

Perverted Jokes

Introduction: These are funny,perverted, and just wrong all at the same time.A Penis StudyIn 1991, Duke University funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the Man more pleasure during sex. After Duke published the study, Stanford decided to do their own study. After three years of research and $250,000.00, they concluded that the reason was to give...

The best sex jokes

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221." # 8 A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the...

Dirty Jokes

So a plane is about to take off and all of the passengers have settled into their seats, and an air stewardess is giving a demonstration on how to use the floatation devices and the pilot is giving his usual spiel through the intercom. "We'll be traveling at 35,000 feet today at a speed of 575 miles per hour..." He finishes saying this and then, without realizing the intercom is still on, turns to his co-pilot and says, "You know what I could really use right about now? A nice hot cup of coffee...

xxx jokes

Wife to her husband: janu meri blouse utaro.. AB aisa karo mera ghaghra bhi utaro. Ab dono undergarments bhi utaar do. Aur khabardar Jo aaj k baad mere kapde pehne to Ek Aurat Subah hote hi mohalle ke doctor ke paas gayi aur boli, Kya mere pati ko viagra tum ne di thi? Dr: Ji Memsaab. Lady: Toh Madarchod, CHOOT bhi apni BIWI ki hi deni thi na…!!! TEACHER: 1 drop of sperm is equal to 100 drops of blood. STUDENT: To fir miss aap hamara khoon kyon chusti hai, direct Lund chuso na.. Saali: Mini...

1939 The New AgencyChapter 9 Jokes

The producer and director had been in several conferences over the day. Money, time and whom they could get to replace Michael were the issues. The producer's backers had been very upset. It was the fact that Michael had been murdered that had upset them. The money, extra time needed hadn't fazed them a bit. That was odd but the director and producer didn't question their good fortune. After he hung up, the producer and director tried to come up with actors that might be available and...

Practically Endless

One thing I truly enjoyed about Tammy is that she is an easy to spread lady. I have seen her get fucked, also joined in as one of the many guys that have laid her over the years. We had talked about her getting gang banged over the years but have never been able to set one up. She has fucked two or three guys in a day but never in a gang bang. She did have a three man train once many years ago that I wasn’t around to enjoy as she lived in New Mexico at the time, also quite young, however that...

Practice Squad

"Hi, Emma," Eli greeted when his younger sister came home. He only looked away from his videogame long enough to verify it was her. "Hi, Eli." Her brother was two years older. Eli immediately knew something was wrong. His sister looked happy and perky instead of moody and annoying. "What's up?" "I've decided to join the Practice Squad when they have sign-ups." Hearing that was enough to make him pause the game. "You can't do that!" "Why not?" "Because ... because you're...

Practice

"Ooops!" Sandy said as she retreated into the hall, "I thought you were still in bed." Bob was seated at the kitchen table with his back to the hallway door. At the sound of his cousin's voice he turned. "Still in bed," he asked, "At 9:30 ... why would you think that?" Sandy was mostly hidden behind the door frame. "Well uh ... your bedroom door was closed, so I just assumed -" Bob's parents had recently relocated to another city and Bob had moved in with Sandy, (his cousin), and...

Practice Makes Perfect

Practice Makes Perfect Coffee isn’t really my thing. I say that a lot, and it’s mostly true, even though I stop to pick up a latte on my way to work, every day, at the same coffee shop. Sometimes I sit in the coffee shop on the weekend too, just to get out of the house while I work on a few things, using their wireless connection. But really, I’m not big on coffee. I guess it’s easy to think otherwise, but I never have more than one a-day. Well, two a day, at most. The best thing about...

Practice And Gambit

The sun was very bright in a perfectly blue sky on the first day of fall. It was cold. The sort of cold that a lot of people call ‘crisp’ like it isn’t just another way of saying cold. Humid air, but cold enough that it feels dry.Classes were still a few days away at St. Xi Feng’s, but they were right around the corner. Ivy was nervous. New schools always meant trouble for her. She swore it wasn’t her fault, but regardless of whether she deserved the blame, trouble did follow her. She had oft...

Practice And Gambit

The sun was very bright in a perfectly blue sky on the first day of fall. It was cold. The sort of cold that a lot of people call ‘crisp’ like it isn’t just another way of saying cold. Humid air, but cold enough that it feels dry.Classes were still a few days away at St. Xi Feng’s, but they were right around the corner. Ivy was nervous. New schools always meant trouble for her. She swore it wasn’t her fault, but regardless of whether she deserved the blame, trouble did follow her. She had oft...

Practice Makes Perfect 1st Cam Experience

Angelica pulled at my boy short panties with a nonchalance that suggested we did this all the time. But, it was actually only the second one, after our practice for this, um, performance I suppose. I lifted my butt off the bed to help her while keeping a straight expression and my eyes locked on the computer screen, mainly cuz I didn't know what else to do. Her hands slipped and the elastic snapped back at my thigh. I fought the urge to say to our online audience "We are new at this." I make...

Practice Makes PerfectChapter 1

"So Anna King is giving Kevin Black blowjobs every day after school. He follows her home and she sucks him off. Do you believe it?" "Well, she's kinda slutty, in a way. But Kevin's kinda cute." "I used to think that you would blow on a guy's dick. You know, blow your breath on it. What did I know. I'm still not exactly sure and all." "You could always ask Anna." "You need someone to practice on, that's all." "Sure, let's put an ad on 'Craig's List'. 'Boy wanted by...

Practice Makes Pervert

Practice Makes Pervert By David Terry Terry had spent the day trying to come up with a solution to the problem that he shared with his best friend Dave. They were seventeen and still virgins. The evening before they had talked for hours about how they had ended up this way and what to do about it. Dave felt that it was mostly a problem of opportunity. The two of them were not members of any of the social clinics at school. They were not nerdy enough to be geeks, to small to...

Practice Makes Perfect

The door slammed at about 10 pm. A little early for Heather to be home on a non-school night. Other than the shout from Dad about not slamming the door the only sound was Heather's feet stomping up the stairs. She glared at me as she walked by my bedroom. This was odd, too. Heather never glared at me. She was usually nice to me, or ignored me. Something was up. I wondered if I should ask. Maybe I was better off minding my business. When I heard slamming drawers and shoes flying next door I...

Practice Pays Off

It was a beautiful Saturday late afternoon. I was done with all the things I had to do around the house. My wife was gone for the weekend and I was feeling a bit bored. I thought I would take a shower, shave and pull out the makeup and see if I could do myself any justice in looking passable. Many attempts before had failed, but I was getting a little better each time.I got out of the shower and was nice and clean, smooth from head to toe and went to the bedroom and pulled on a pair of my...

Practice Makes Pervert Part IV

Practice Makes Pervert Part IV Terry and Cindy, their faces slick with each others cum, rolled out of the sixty-nine position they had been in and looked up at the end of the bed where Sue, David/Cindy's mother was just finishing her own hard cum. When Sue pulled her two fingers out of her pussy, she shivered as they crossed her clit. She had cum strongly as she watched her son and his best friend eat each others cocks. Now though she had a decision to make....

Practice Makes Perfect

With a sigh you thread your finger through the d-ring at the top of my hood, pulling me off your she-cock. You bring your face down to mine and you look into my eyes. "I know you'd never sucked cock before you met me, and you are doing better than you once did, but you have no rhythm as you suck my she-cock.""I am sorry Mistress, I am trying my hardest," I say barely concealing my disappointment in my failure."I know boy -- you try hard, but you need much more practice, and I am not sure I can...

Practice Makes It Perfect

Practice Makes It PerfectBy: Londebaaz Chohan Joseph and Irene had difficulty but they finally found the address. They had known Nick for some time, Nick was more into ‘Alternative’ lifestyle and as a Master owned some slave girls. These days he had only one. Nick was also into throwing a lot of play parties but he preferred to throw ‘by invitation only parties’ and tonight’s party was by invitation only. Joe and Irene were together for some years but still had an open relationship. They were...

Practicing More Than Scales

I began piano lessons when I was six years old. It started when my mother met a new friend who was a piano teacher and thought that her son could use some exposure to culture and refinement. Well, I actually loved it. The music, after all, she taught the classical piano repertoire, was new to my ears and much of it quite lush and beautiful, so melodic. I was an eager student and just loved my lessons and even my practice. Miss Snyder, Diane Snyder, was the same age as my mom, twenty-six, when...

Practice Makes PerfectChapter 2

So, Vicky came over to Chloe's the next day and went to see Ethan. "Oh, hi, Vicky. Are you here to see me?" "Ha, ha, you want a blowjob, don't you?" "Oh, yeah, would you?" "Well, maybe. My friends want to know if you would judge another blowjob contest. Like the last one." "Oh, god, yes, when, now, I'd do it anytime." "I'll let you know. In the meantime, I'll practice on you if you want." Instantly, Ethan's pants and briefs are around his ankles and Vicky is sucking...

Practice Makes Perfect

Practice Makes Perfect Coffee isn’t really my thing. I say that a lot, and it’s mostly true, even though I stop to pick up a latte on my way to work, every day, at the same coffee shop. Sometimes I sit in the coffee shop on the weekend too, just to get out of the house while I work on a few things, using their wireless connection. But really, I’m not big on coffee. I guess it’s easy to think otherwise, but I never have more than one a-day. Well, two a day, at most. The best thing about...

Practicing to Cam With My Twin Sister

Macie looked up at me one more time and giggled again. "You're sure we won't regret this?""It's just our bodies, just touch like anything else. Better even, right?" It was true, only we'd both only ever been with boys, and she is my twin sister after all.Macie and Marcy, the Freuhaf twins. That was us. We've always been adventurous, and shared a room and done all that twin stuff. Now that we are heading to college, Macie had this idea about camming together. She read somewhere that twin...

Practice with a Camera

This story is real only the peoples names have been changed for privacy. Also if you have not read the first two installments of this series please do otherwise it will not make much sense. Several weeks after being at Ashley's vacation house and filming our sexual expedition her mom was planning on going back for another three day weekend she had off of work. Her husband David was going to be out of town for work and their son was spending that weekend at his friend's house so they could do...

Practice Makes Pervert II

Practice Makes Pervert II By David Terry Sue Ryan and her husband Tom were a little more than half of the way to their hotel when his cell phone rang. Glancing apologetically at his wife, Dr. Ryan answered the call. After several minutes of talking, Tom angrily flipped the phone shut. "Damn it'" he swore. "Clark insists on meeting tonight to go over the plans for the new rotating intern schedules. He doesn't think the coverage is adequate, despite the fact that we hashed...

Practice Makes Pervert III

Practice Makes Pervert III By David Terry Dr. Tom Ryan woke up Sunday morning to the smell of coffee, the sound of his wife quietly singing and with a very strong morning erection. Reaching down to adjust his stiff cock into a more comfortable position, his hand felt soft silky material covering his manhood instead of his normal cotton boxers. As he raised the bedcovers and saw the shimmering silver gray chemise covering his chest and the matching tap pants tented with his...

Practice

PracticeBy: Londebaaz Chohan Although Rosie did not have a good experience and it was pretty painful when she was ass fucked for the first time but still she enjoyed it. It was just being inexperienced of the whole process which made her think many times if being ass fucked was for her. Her ass did not feel normal for many days after being fucked and every time she thought to get her ass fucked again, she could feel her ring squeeze and sphincter getting tightened but she knew George, her lover...

and she thought i was joking

Off to the pub we go eating dinner drinking doing shots. Having my fair share we called a cab for a ride to take us to the night club. There was a bunch of us 12 or 15. Mixed crowd was out misc coworkers. To my surprise as I was standing in line ordering drinks as my wife was chatting with a friend beside me but oblivious to the young hawty stands a little closer to me then needs as she turn to say something to me her hand touch my arm ever so gently. She whispered in my ear as her hottt...

Practice with a Camera

This story is real only the peoples names have been changed for privacy. Also if you have not read the first two installments of this series please do otherwise it will not make much sense. Several weeks after being at Ashley’s vacation house and filming our sexual expedition her mom was planning on going back for another three day weekend she had off of work. Her husband David was going to be out of town for work and their son was spending that weekend at his friend’s house so they could do...

Practice Makes Pervert V The End

Dr. Tom Ryan had just cum. His cock, which should have gone soft, had not. Tom knew it was because moments after shooting his seed into his wife's mouth, she had pulled the sheer white, ruffled panties up his legs and settled them into place about his waist. It was not just the panties that made him remain hard. It was the stiff petticoats of the maid's outfit brushing against the panties ruffles. It was the tight long line corset, squeezing and molding his body and the dark...

Practice Makes Perfect Jenni s First Blowjob

Who was this girl? Just minutes ago, Missy was giving me an incredible blowjob. Now she was casually reminding me to make sure I turned over to balance out my tan lines as she sipped from her glass of water like nothing had happened. I was looking straight up at a nearly perfect sky for a September weekend day, feeling the warmth from the sun beating down on me. Three months ago, I was playing dress-up with this girl as a dare and somehow it had progressed to being her little sex project. Part...

Practice Makes PerfectChapter 3

Julie and Natalie are best friends, often hanging out together, and often (always, really) talking about sex and the one penis each has seen. And, indeed, sucked on. So, Ethan is often an object of their discussions and desires. "We ought to kidnap Ethan and suck him to death," Julie says to Natalie. "At least I know you're kidding, Julie. But he'd probably be happy to die that way. I wish I'd won so I could have gone all the way to making him cum." "Yeah, god, his sister, of all...

Practice Makes PerfectChapter 4

Of course, Natalie and Julia know what they are doing with Ethan, and Chloe knows what she is doing with her brother, and Vicky knows of her fun with Ethan, but they only vaguely suspect all the attention that Ethan is getting from them all. There are little clues, just no direct evidence. Chloe is the one to broach the subject. "Are you three still fooling around with Ethan?" "Why do you ask?" poses Vicky. "Well, I have an idea but only if you three are still doing stuff with...

My satin shemale evening part two

The night before had been amazing... i had been lured in by a sexy passable shemale and used... it was great.I could still feel the red marks on my ass from where she had been spanking me the night before.... It was fairly early when I awoke.. hands still bound behind my back, wig and make up still on, dressed in a tight silky fish tail dress that had been torn open from behind in the heat of the moment. I looked around and saw her there. Leaning on the door starting at me. A loose short black...

Lamars Spiel

Kapitel 1 "Du musst Steve Harris sein. Mein Name ist Lamar DuBois. Ich arbeite in der Computertechnik." "Freut mich, dich kennenzulernen. Lamar, ich weiß nicht, was passiert ist, dass das verdammte Ding abgestürzt ist und ich es nicht wieder zum laufen bringen kann." "Kein Problem, Mann, ist das da deine Frau?" "Ja." "Sie ist wunderschön, wenn es dir nichts ausmacht, wenn ich das sage." "Nein, das macht mir nichts aus und danke." Lamar gefiel das Bild. Die Frau auf dem Bild hatte Wanderschuhe,...

Tips to get pregnant faster

Once you've made up your mind about having a baby, visit a gynaecologist to get a check-up done. There's a lot you need to learn and know about pregnancy and getting your doubts cleared by an expert is a good idea. Ask your doctor about prenatal vitamins that contain folic acid, which will decrease your risk of having a baby with neural tube defects. If you have any medical problems, they need to be brought under control before you become pregnant. Familiarise yourself with your cycle. Each...

Vikki rsquo s Consultation Part 2

We laid there for a while with Vikki gently massaging my throbbing cock which was still showing no signs of softening and it was nice feeling her warm body close to mine, we were both a little sweaty and Vikki suggested having another cooling glass of juice which although I knew wouldn’t solve my erection issues would at least quench my thirst.When Vikki returned with more drink I had sat myself back in my chair, she stood in front of me as we refreshed ourselves and her hairy triangle was just...

Eighteen Goes into Thirty Six Twice

"Strike," Dan couldn't believe how good a bowler his aunt was.Lorna tried to relax and enjoy herself, but the truth was her mind was coping with the problem she was having with her husband. She had kept herself trim and exercised to stay in shape because he demanded she not be fat. She wouldn't have another person in their bed, but other than that had never refused him anything and had given him almost every sexual experience that a man could have. But she couldn't stop the clock and lately she...

Please the master

One night I was at my new master's house he is this older black man with a nice big black cock. I am a chubby young white boi who wears panties and tight pants such as leggings. I was wearing a pair of black panties with a black shirt and white leggings. Master was sitting on his bed naked with his cock hang down and I walked over to him and I squat down shanking my butt in his face. He lowered me down and I was moving my butt up and down his crotch. I get his cock slowly getting hard under my...

Nina Gets Spanked for Lying

38-year-old Nina was still back home although her Mum was away and she was under the disciplinary control of her 18-year-old niece Megan. Nina woke and immediately felt the twinge of soreness right across her bottom and remembered the reason was the severe spanking her niece had given her the previous day. The third discipline spanking she had given her in just five days. Still, that was again behind her, so to speak, and Nina got up, looked in the mirror and saw the expected bruises splattered...

The Dirty DoctorsChapter 8

Peter got up and sent Linda out to Dr. Harris. Linda sat down and Dr. Harris asked her what did you do in there, watch the video on the TV or look at the magazines?" Linda looking at him softly said, "I watched the video." Dr. Harris said, "Good I was hoping you would, now before we begin "Linda Sleep." Can you hear my voice Linda?" Linda said, "Yes, I hear you." Dr. Harris said, "Good girl, now open your eyes and relax, lay down on the sofa on your back, good. Now Linda, tell...

For Steve

We had discovered each other on a silly online dating site. I hadn’t had much luck with them in the past, but recently decided to try it again. I was so glad I did! Admittedly, I have a long list of criteria for any potential partner – and at the top of that list is a very strong sex drive and an open mind. Let’s face it, after we hit fifty years old most people (both men and women) go down hill in that area. Definitely not so with me. In fact, it’s quite the opposite. I’m horny all the time...

A Love Lost Found Ch 02

If there is one thing I hate- it’s lines. Long, unending lines that hold you back from something you have dreamed about experiencing since you were 7. I’m at All-State… I’m one of the best sopranos in NY. It couldn’t get any cooler then that. After what seemed like an eternity, I got my room number, my keys, my meal cards, my, ugh, fluorescent green nametag that must hang around my neck at ALL times. It glared ‘SAMANTHA’ in huge, black, letters, with a smaller ‘Schwartz’ underneath. Yummy-...

Learning a Few Lessons Chapter 3

I considered staying there all day, ignoring the certain humiliation that would come that day. But there was some obedient voice in the back of my head beckoning me to get up and get dressed. Dallas would surely be angry if I disobeyed his commands for the day. With a small sigh, I forced myself to uncurl from the warm comfort of my bed. I tossed the blankets to the side and stood from my bed, glancing over to my dresser. Just before bed, I’d tucked the small vibrator Dallas had given me...

Gogo Tomago and others Cartoons

While Gogo is one of the main characters I thought of other cartoon heroes or so could find themselves in a similar fate of weird problems. Maybe even in a different story entirely.

DreamWeaverChapter 23

The next day I woke up when Mel tried to slide out of bed without disturbing me. I grinned and then lunged, pulling her back down into bed with me. She squealed loudly in surprise and then giggled. “Let me go. I need to pee.” “No pee,” I grunted in my best cave-man speak. “Snuggle.” “Let me go or I’ll pee on you,” she warned. “Kinky,” I said and pulled her closer to kiss the back of her neck. “Maybe next time though.” I reluctantly let her go and she bounded to the bathroom more urgently...

Hot sex with plump saali Ruchi IV

Suddenly her body rippled with lust and Ruchi clenched my shoulders and moaned erotically while lurching her bottom and tried to grab me between her arms and thighs “fuck me…hmmm….please” Ruchi was desperately waiting for me to fuck her properly with inward strokes and very next moment I started doing that,“Ahhhhh….” I gasped madly as my Penis moved in and out of her wet fuckhole; I screwed her fuckhole with deep and long stroke and my pleasure was incredible and I did not wanted to stop now....

Gamers

They traded places again, and she clicked the Start Game icon, this time negotiating the first level with more ease. He stood behind her, and peered down the loose fitting tank top, getting at last an unobstructed view of her developing breasts. Gently, he slid his hands forward from her shoulders and, encountering no resistance or feedback from her as his fingertips approached her collarbone, he went further, until he was touching just above the breasts themselves. He was curious whether he...

Fucked Two Event Management Sluts

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Facebook Fuck in London

This is a true story that happened to me 2 years back in London. I am not here to advertise myself as many others are, but I have been reading this site for a while and decided to post one of my true stories. To start with, I had come to the UK to do my higher studies. When you are out of your home country you start feeling lonely and spend more time on the internet. This is exactly what was happening to me. I used to sleep very late 2 or 3 am and used to surf on net, watch movies etc till...

Apple and Cinnamon

This morning I woke up my thoughts wasa mess and flying in all directions. She haunted me again; all through the night she was there pulling me deeper into her. She possessed my mind and I craved it …. It was a hot day when she walked into my life. I was busy with interviews and had a huge pile of applications to work through. The previous candidate was extremely beautiful she was an Indian women with light caramel coloured skin and incredible golden eyes. Her name was Dhanashree and I found...

Best Intentions Ch 01

This story is in the same universe as ‘Melting’, ‘Cover’ and several other stories posted elsewhere. It pulls elements from a number of other authors, including, but not limited to, Vanderbilt, trilby else, Tabico, sara castle, A Strange Geek and flibinite. So if it seems a little familiar, I do apologize, but hopefully it is still enjoyable anyways. As a fair warning, this is a mind control story with sexual content, not a sex story with mind control content. Disclaimer: This story...

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