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You've always been able to tell when a woman you were with was faking. From the very beginning when you were invited to some guy-you-vaguely-knew's twenty-first birthday party by his eldest sister when you were only eighteen. She'd taken you out the back of the club where the party was being held and asked you to use your virginity to fuck her silly. Though at the time you couldn't believe your luck (she was dead hot and not very sober) you quickly realised that she was only trying to play with...

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About 2 weeks after she had started working there her car died one night after work. A couple of the guys she worked with had been drinking outside as soon as the shift ended, and drifted towards her as she lifted the hood to take a peek inside. None of the guys were helpful in the least bit, all they were doing was trying to cop a feel as she bent over, get her phone number, or get her to come with them to a party. Samantha was getting tired of them and tried to ask them to leave, but they...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s8e2 Denise Zhang 33 from Bedford

We’re in the boring, flat, concrete car park, surrounded by boring family cars, looking at the boring red-brick buildings that combine to form the Beddingham International School. But here comes the excitement... She’s sexy, with a fuck-me-but-don’t-fuck-with-me face and long blonde hair is swept around to the side of her head and hangs infront of one shoulder. Her accent, friendly southern English but with a distinct Eastern European edge. “Hello, and welcome to a new series of ‘The...

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Series 9, Episode 9: Dani Eastham (19), from Chichester We cut to an establishing shot of an old suburban street. On one side of the road, parkland with plenty of green trees, infront of us a roundabout, and to our left a windowless wall, decorated with a large mural depicting cartoon horses running free. We round the corner and come face to face with our hostess for this week – it’s our little former pornstar co-host, Renae Russell, her tight little frame squeezed into a sexy PVC ‘suit’ –...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S11 E14 Tracy Hastings 28 from Kettering

We start this week’s show with establishing shots of residential streets – terraced homes, semi-detached homes, gardens, trees ... Turning corners, coming to a halt infront of a 1970’s built, squared off, ‘modern’ pub ... Gold lettering on a rich red background reads, ‘The Sandpiper’. Then we’re inside, looking at a virtually empty, mid-day bar – panning around until we come to a rear view of this week’s host... Looking very much at home, sitting on a bar stool with his big belly hanging...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S13E20 Kim Ansell 31 from Shepshed

We begin this week’s show with a panoramic shot looking out over a small town/village. Panning across the low buildings, nothing more than two stories, until we come to rest of a petrol station on the edge of town... And then we’re on the forecourt, looking at this week’s host ... It’s our stunning, brunette, former pornstar – with her stunning dimple-cheeked pornstar looks, and her bolt-on pornstar tits ... She’s walking toward us, dogless for a change, with those tits doing their best to...

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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S13E15 Annika Blackwood 27 from Hull

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"Come on Chris!" said Chris's college roomate Joe. "Aren't you going to come to the bar tonight?" Chris was a freshman in College. He met Joe in High School and when Joe got accepted to college Chris went ahead and applied. Chris wasn't much of a scholar but his scores were average and he got in. Joe and him both lucked out when they got the same dorm room, now best friends taking their friendship to the next level. Joe was a big guy, always going to the parties and the bars, always...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s6e10 Isla McNamee 34

Series 6, Episode 10: ISLA McNAMEE (34) Fade in – we’re in a small lock-up garage – small and cramped, concrete floor, shelves and a workbench covered in motor-mechanics tools and parts. We’re not looking at any of that though – because between them and the camera, there is a woman bending backwards over an old motorcycle wearing nothing but a very brief bikini and a pair of high-heels. She’s slim and healthy – strong limbs, flat belly, obviously fake boobs, with tanned flesh (and no...

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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S10 E15 Leigh Rush 38 from Plymouth

Once again, we fade in on our harshly lit bedroom set ... Looking at that ugly old, rusty steel bedframe, and the dirty mattress that’s resting on it. It’s an appalling sight, truly disgraceful ... It’s a bed that only the worst kind of person would even consider sitting on ... And yet we’re getting used to seeing it every week. Our guests, however, have never seen the set â€“ because this was all recorded before the first episode aired ... And here comes our next subject, ready to see the...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s3e10 Stacy 44 hairdresser from London

Series 3, Episode 10: Stacy On one side of the street a row of pre-War three-story buildings – shopfront downstairs, residential apartment/flats above. On the other side of the street, modern four/five level office buildings, and an old train station with a sign outside that reads, “Welcome to Enfield Chase”. We’re in North London to meet our next subject, and she’s a subject who’s worth meeting. Back to those shopfronts – one in particular – Hair By Hottinger. A modest hair and beauty...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s4e11 Melissa

Series 4, Episode 11: MELISSA We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a built-up inner-city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking down at a crowded street market – barrows selling everything from fresh fruit and veg, to handmade jewelry and knock-off designer handbags. Then we’re on a busy street in an old English city - not a lot of food traffic, but plenty of cars...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s4e12 Linda

Series 4, Episode 12: LINDA We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then a grim street of residential blocks – skinny kids running around as exhausted looking single mothers carry the shopping home ... Then a crowded street market – barrows selling everything from fresh fruit and veg, to handmade jewelry and knock-off designer handbags. Now we’re on a country road, there’s a building 50 yards away in the distance – high fences all...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S5e11 Hannah Smith

Series 5, Episode 11: Hannah Smith (21) – Newcastle We open with our beautiful shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then our cartoon version of Charley, our top heavy host appears, floating with us for a second before she waves for us to follow her as she dives down toward the planet at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit to sea level over the North Sea, off the north-east coast, in just a few seconds. From here we race toward the coast, a beach,...

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Series 6, Episode 20 The Portsmouth Women’s Institute (ages 50-60), from Portsmouth We open with a very simple and idyllic establishing shot of the front of an unobtrusive building with a little square of grass around it. A sign reads, “PORTSMOUTH WOMEN’S INSTITUTE” A small car park is half filled with sensible middle-class cars a Volvo, an Audi, a nice VW, etc. Trees rustle as the wind blows through them. Very safe violin music plays on the soundtrack and then The needle on the record...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S14E11 Joan Burridge 43 from Leicester

We begin this week’s show with a tracking shot of a row of old shops on a wide street that’s strangely lacking traffic. Approximately half of the shops are closed, either boarded up or shuttered, with the names removed from the frontage. ‘FOR LEASE’ signs hang from most of the vacant stores. As we move along the street, we notice that the shutters of one of the vacant shop-fronts are being wound up – and a couple of workmen are standing by ready to work on the window... A big caption...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S14E14 XXXmas Day Special

We watch a mini-montage of Ye olde English town, with snow falling slowly, and Christmas shoppers hurrying back to their cars with bags full of gifts – and hear traditional Christmas music and sleighbells... Then fade through to our studio, which has been set up to look like a fairly unconvincing Santa’s Grotto – with a couple of comfortable couches arranged infront of a large (fake) fireplace, and an over decorated Christmas tree, which is stacked with presents. On one couch – two sex...

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I’ve watched loads of videos and the real turn on, for me, is when it looks “amateurish”. Unrehearsed, rather than the stage managed. I suppose that’s why I adore the voyeur, hidden camera scenarios. Yes, I know lots of them are “faked”, but I think it’s easy to spot the genuine article. I particularly like the single camera ones, strategically placed to give a good wide view. The woman, home alone, decides to play. Again, a key for me, is this takes place in the lounge, not the bedroom. Yes,...

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'Nobody Fakes Unconscious Aftershocks.' Was written on his shirt above his left pectoral. I had to lean fairly close to read it, and I noticed my nostrils flared slightly at his scent. Rolling the phrase around in my mind, I glanced up at his eyes just as the image came into my mind. He saw the flush spread over my chest, of course, because he was the kind of a guy who never missed signals of any kind from a woman. "Would you care to elucidate that, a little?" I pointed with my chin, not...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s2e13 Stephanie 53 sex shop worker from Southampton

Series 3, Episode 13: Stephanie We’re in a sex shop – nothing big or flashy, but it’s not too dark and seedy either. Two aisles running from front to back – one filled with magazines and DVDs, the other with dildos and vibrators. The rear wall covered with kinky costumes, and at the front a single member of staff. There are no customers in the store, perhaps scared off by our camera crew. The member of staff is middle-aged going on old – wearing a little red dress that she’s really 20, or...

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Series 4, Episode 14: LAUREN We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway ... And then we’re looking at something new - we’re in a semi-industrial, run down old part of town. Clearly an area that’s seen better days. Half of the factory units/shops around here are locked up with ‘TO LET’ signs stating, ‘LOW RENT’. Despite being half closed, there’s a good number of vans driving...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s6e8 Renae Russell 30

We begin this week’s episode in the middle of a sex scene ... No dogs here though – just two slim, young, attractive women – near naked (they each have stockings and suspenders, one is still wearing a bra) ... Rolling around on a big white bed, kissing passionately, tongues pushing into each other’s mouths – mouths open so we can see the wet contacts, tongues wrestling in a very show-offy way ... They are clearly aware of the camera. We recognise the bra-less woman by the line of dog-paw...

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Series 7, Episode 18: Paisley McKay (50), from Edinburgh We fade in on video footage of a women’s body-building competition. Half a dozen ladies lined up along the front of a stage, striking poses in the briefest of brief bikinis. Their toned and tanned bodies oiled up, muscles bulging – but not bulging so much that it’s scary, they still look feminine... A caption tells us that this is, “SCOTTISH BODYBUILDING ASSOCIATION – NATIONAL FINALS – WOMEN’S FIGURE” We move along the line,...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S10 E07 Donna Paterson 50 from Belfast

S10:E07: Donna Paterson (50), from Belfast We fade in on sleazy dark set. A single spotlight illuminates a steel-frame bed – no bedclothes or pillows, just that stained old mattress. It looks cold and dirty – it needs a hot woman to warm it up... There’s a clicking of heels as this week’s guest walks onto the set. She arrives in the pool of light and we see that she is a middle-aged lady, quite trim for her age, clearly doing plenty to stay fit. She’s also somewhat eclectic in her style...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s12e04 Amelia McKinnon 23 from Boston

We start this edition of the show with establishing shots of a large, colourful industrial unit ... The words “PLAYVILLE” painted on the exterior in large curved and friendly letters. As we pan along the front of the building, we come to rest on our horny hostess – ex-pornstar, Renae Russell, and her blue-grey Weimaraner dog... Renae’s fake tits are squeezed together in another tight mini-dress, showing off her arse, legs, and (of course) her amazing and obviously fake bolt-on boobs as she...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S13E01 Christina Bruce 42 from Belfast

With series 12 completed, we roll straight through into series 13 - the same hosts, doing the same things all over again ... Aren’t we getting bored of this yet? Well, it appears not ... So... We start this week’s show with establishing shots of quiet suburban streets – semi-detached homes, very middle class and safe... And then, stepping into frame from the side, moving from behind the camera to infront - this week’s host ... Still the nation’s least likely sex symbol – short, fat,...

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Series 2, Episode 5: Lavinia A river flows slowly between the arches of a road bridge. We’re on the toe-path, walking under that bridge, with a pretty woman in a wheelchair. It’s a fairly built up area, and a constant stream of cars crosses above us, but we’re out of sight. The first thing we notice about the woman in the wheelchair is how skinny her legs are. There’s no muscle tone at all. Her mini-skirt so short that we can see they are spindly all the way up to the gusset of her white...

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A train rattles along a raised section of track. Beneath it – a series of large Victorian era arches have been walled in to form garages and storage spaces. Grubby, messy and old. It’s the wrong end of town, very much working man’s territory. We close in on one of these arches and note a figure walking toward it. She’s immaculately dressed from top to toe in a tailored black jacket and knee length skirt combination, with a low-cut white top tucked in tight, the neckline revealing a healthy...

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Series 3, Episode 17: Gillian Brook We open with a montage of the beautiful Georgian architecture of the grand city of Bath, near Bristol in England’s south-west. Then cut to a shot of the University of Bath. Hundreds of 18-22 year olds strolling around campus ... And among them, standing still whilst everyone else moves around her, looking right into camera, is our next subject... She’s a fairly attractive woman – soft features and a round (not fat) face. Her long blonde hair is tied up...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s5e2 Victoria Bravia 20

We open with our beautiful animated shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Then our cartoon, top heavy tattooed version of Charley appears, floating in the sky with us, winking and smiling - then waving for us to follow her as she turns and falls toward the country at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit toward the northern part of England, all the way down to a large old city of Sheffield right in the middle, in just a few seconds. Our animated Charley leads us all the...

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Series 5, Episode 5: Andrea Fereday (29) – Uxbridge We open with our beautiful animation of the United Kingdom – from space... Our cartoonish, top heavy image of Charley appears, floating infront of us, smiling and giggling, then waves for us to follow her ... Turns and dives toward the country at hyper-sonic speed – and we follow - dropping from a low-Earth orbit – heading toward the south, toward London, then veering westward as we hurtle toward the ground ... Reaching ground level in...

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Series 5, Episode 20: Monika (23) and Martyna Matysik (24) sisters from Walsall, originally Poznan. We open on an ultra-long-shot ... Our animated image going a step further back to show the whole of the planet ... And then an over-the-top burst of Rule Britannia sounding out over the top as the Earth turns and the United Kingdom comes into focus below us ... Then fall toward the planet at hyper-sonic speed, with the music playing all the way down ... Heading toward the middle of the country...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s6e1 Helen Roberts 47

Fake brunette plastic surgery whore Charley Ozvik sits on a couch looking right at us. Her big bolt-on fake tits packed into a too-tight t-shirt, erect nipples threatening to push through the thin cotton at any moment, the material so tight that we can even see the outline of the little golden bolts that are punched through them. Her shorter than short denim shorts almost disappear up her twat between those perfectly toned thighs. A big, happy, friendly looking golden Labrador retriever,...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s6e2 Raquel Ferdinand 33

We’re looking at the pretty but increasingly fake features of our hostess – Charley Ozvik. Her nose a little too slim and pointy, her jaw too defined, her teeth too perfect. There’s not a line on her face and when she talks her face barely moves. It’s a little like watching a Thunderbird puppet talking. A very sexy Thunderbird puppet! She’s wearing a tight blouse, the top few buttons undone to show off plenty of her fake cleavage and fragments of a huge tattoo that’s across her chest....

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s6e6 Julie Durand 29

Hand-held footage – a female hand reaches infront of us and opens a door – a big, light coloured long-haired Labrador, a golden retriever, races past us and bounds out into the room beyond – it’s a garage. A female voice – a familiar voice – with a Manchester accent, says (to him), “Yes ... We’re going for a little drive ... One of your favourite drives ... Yes... !” She opens one of the rear doors of the car, and the dog leaps in, his hindpaws scraping the leather of the seats as he heaves...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s7e1 Lydia Lee 36

Producer’s note... “In previous years we’ve been accused of setting the bar fairly low for some of our guests. It’s always been the policy of the producers to find a true cross-section of the public – and show that no matter who you are or how you look – you can live out your dream of having sex with an animal...” “But this is a ratings game ... And our viewers have made it clear that they want to see the best-looking women doing the nastiest possible things ... So we believe that this...

Master Pc the James Olsen Saga Part IIChapter 17 Head Fake

“OK, gentlemen, our agent is in place,” Agent Friday said to the men and women in the conference room. “By making Jim Olsen focus on his wife, we’ve been able to distract him from the real threat, in this case, Cheri Langston. That’s called a ‘head fake.’” “We get it, Joe. What’s next?” “We wait. By now, Cheri should have put the file we gave her on the target’s home computer, or if she hasn’t, she will have by tomorrow. Then, if he hires her as his assistant, we’ll be able to infect his...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s8e17 Chloe Askew 22 with a horse

We open with an establishing shot of a very stylish looking hotel. Set on the side of the hill, two levels at the front, one level at the rear. White walls downstairs, all windows upstairs. It looks like it was built in the 50s and not much has been done to it since. A sign near the entrance to the car park reads: “Studley Park Hotel” We move around the front of the building, looking up the hill at it – the angle and the lack of windows downstairs should make it look foreboding, but there’s...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s9e16 Sienna Triosi 24 married showoff

Series 9, Episode 16: Sienna Triosi (24), from Ipswich We open with a shot of a very boring, street two-up two-down terraced houses. Small paved front yards provide off street parking for a couple of small cars each. And then, walking up the street toward us – the chunky figure of our favourite Cockney wideboy, Dennis, and beside him the sleek, narrow figure of his mean looking, hard-loving, but ultimately very well-behaved Doberman, Casanova. We track backwards as he walks – keeping him...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S10 E11 Carol Gilley 52 from Newport

Once more we fade in on our darkened ‘bedroom’ set. A rusty old metal bedframe, with headboard and footboard, plus a dirty, threadbare mattress laying on squeaky springs. There are no sheets, no blankets, and no pillows – just stains, mostly caused by our the guests who have appeared on the show this year. We pull back from these stains and turn to the side of the set – looking into the darkness of the unlit depths of the room as a figure approaches, feet clicking, or clomping, on the...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S11 E01 Jenna McCartney 45

Jenna McCartney (45), from Chicago (USA), at the Radisson Blu Hotel, Manchester Airport. We open this edition, the first of the new series, with the classic shot of an aeroplane coming in to land at a large airport. Then we cut to look at an arrivals board, seeing the numbers flickering over to confirm that flight BA100 from New York has arrived ... Then we’re watching the skyway as passengers shuffle along with that ‘8 hours on a plane’ look ... Focusing in on one particular passenger – and...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S11 E06 Lucinda Glass 46 from Middlesbrough

We start this week’s show with establishing footage from our drone camera as it flies over a large area of well-appointed parkland – bowling greens, rows of trees in large curves, recently mown lawns, a children’s play park, over a small lake, more trees and then down to the neat semi-detached houses beyond... Dropping all the way down to street level, bringing our host into view – a white speck on the pavement at first, then as we get closer – a nicer, more attractive speck ... Closer...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S11 E15 Marnie Coburn 43 from Blackburn

We start this week’s show with a drone shot, flying over endless terraces streets of old homes. Black roofs, barely a solar panel in sight, narrow streets crowded with parked cars... Then we cut to ground level in one of those narrow streets, seeing the cars parked on the pavement on either side, giving just enough room for another car to squeeze through. Terraced two-story houses line either side of the street, behind small walls that protect about a meter of concrete rather than a...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s12e07 Cora Toney 25 from Newcastle

We start this week’s show with establishing shots of a large allotment on a sunny day – lots of small gardens sectioned off from one another, middle aged men avoiding their families – growing flowers, vegetables, or just hiding in garden sheds – and then we’re looking at a large blue-grey Weimaraner ... Watching for a moment as he sniffs around the corner of a garden shed, then turns, cocks his leg, and pisses on it... And then, stepping out from behind the shed, catching a little of that...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s12e13 Claire Domi 52 from Reading

We’re rolling along a narrow country lane, trees and hedgerows on both sides of the road, every few seconds a gateway cuts through the hedgerows – high steel gates, with brick gateposts – and behind those gates, well-kept driveways that curve away out of sight. We slow and turn into one of those driveways, the gates already open to welcome us – then the gravel crackling under our tyres as we curve up the drive and a large house comes into view ... Very impressive, very expensive. Several...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S13E11 Lara Bodin 53 from Tamworth WM

We start this week’s show inside a van, filming out of the front windscreen as we head along a dual-carriageway ... Dark gray road, light gray sky, black leaf-less trees whizzing by on either side us. We race on at the speed limit for a few seconds, then suddenly jam the brakes on just in time to turn off the main road directly into the driveway of a badly placed house. It’s a large red-brick and white-wash home with a steeply pitched roof – and there’s already one car in the short driveway...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S14 E05 Annette Bogle 44 from Truro with Jenna

We start this week’s show with establishing shots of a touristy little street of terraced stone buildings. Shopfronts with apartments above – restaurants, gift-shops, etc. There are two lanes of traffic – one parked, the other moving smoothly - all facing/moving in the same direction. Walking up the street toward us, a blonde sex-bomb – her fantastic body wrapped in the tightest red mini-dress ... She’s big tits and blonde hair, white teeth and a strong jaw, it’s our hostess, the...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S14 E12 Marianna Good 59 from Camberly with Andy

We open this week’s show with a shot of a wide English street. Mock Tudor fronted buildings with high angled rooftops, white fronted and decorated with fake black wooden beams. A big caption appears, filling almost the whole screen, “CAMBERLY, ENGLAND.” The caption fades as we pan away from these buildings which are pretending to be something they are not, onto a squat white rectangular building. It’s about as boring as architecture can get. Square, with square windows. White, with blue...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S14E16 Patsy McCaffery 29 from Dundee Scotland

We’re on a quiet residential street. Modern brick semi-detached homes line one side of the road infront of us – very pleasant. We turn through 180 degrees and we’re facing the countryside ... Fields stretching away to the distance up a hill side, a line of trees along the ridge of the hill/end of the field. Then we pan back to the street – where we can now see our host looking right into camera. Giving us a dimple-cheeked smile and flipping her long, brunette ringlets back over her...

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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S01 E07 Sarah 32

Series 1, Episode 7: Sarah We’re back in the nation’s capital. This time we’re outside a large hospital. A small group of nurses are grabbing a smoke just off the hospital grounds. One of them – youngish, slim, and looking particularly good in her uniform, turns away from the group and walks over toward the camera. She has a wide toothy smile, red cheeks, pointy nose and a high forehead, all framed with silky brunette hair tied back in a long pony tail. She hasn’t the most beautiful face,...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s1e18 Pamela 58

Series 1, Episode 18: Pamela She’s an almost shapeless, anonymous woman in her late fifties. Off-blonde hair sits just short of her shoulders, spectacles, kind of plain faced. A chest you wouldn’t notice even if she was wearing a low cut top. She’s neither fat nor thin. Just – average. What she’s got is warmth. She looks friendly. Safe. Nice. She also possesses a grin so broad and gleaming that it looks almost fake and could make the most miserable old bastard smile. When she speaks her...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s2e15 Amy 34 chemical researcher from Middlesbrough

Welcome to Middlesbrough in the north-east of England. Once an industrial city specialising in the chemical industry, the place has been cleaned up considerably over the last 20 years and is now slowly regaining its green parks and gardens. We close in on a city centre shopping mall. A hundred or so stores under the same roof. The Cleveland Shopping Centre. Inside we see shoppers shopping all around, but focus in on a married couple looking in the window of a pet-store, watching a couple of...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s4e2 Cara

Series 4, Episode 2: Cara We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a build up inner city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking at a car park outside a shopping mall – cars everywhere, shoppers bringing their goods back to their cars ... Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing over a river – tourists leaning over the sides, taking pictures... Then we’re on a quiet...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s4e4 Melina

We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a build-up inner city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing over a river – tourists leaning over the sides, taking pictures ... And finally we’re floating over the dull terraced houses and occasional grim tower-block of a northern English city. Over allotments, over a slow-moving river, dropping down toward a...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s4e5 Carrie

Series 4, Episode 5: Carrie We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a crowded sandy beach – kids building sandcastles, parents sunbathing ... Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing over a river – tourists leaning over the sides, taking pictures ... And now we’re looking down at a crowded street market – barrows selling everything from fresh fruit and veg, to handmade jewelry and knock-off designer...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s4e6 Samantha

Series 4, Episode 6: SAMANTHA We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re in a large carpark ... Hundreds of cars, shoppers pushing trolleys back and forth ... Then we’re looking down at a crowded street market – barrows selling everything from fresh fruit and veg, to handmade jewelry and knock-off designer handbags. Now we’re looking at the large entrance gates of a zoo ... Large letters spell out ‘DUDLEY ZOO’. A small line...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s4e7 Siobhan

Series 4, Episode 7: SIOBHAN We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a grim street of residential blocks – skinny kids running around as exhausted looking single mothers carry the shopping home ... Then we’re looking down at a crowded street market – barrows selling everything from fresh fruit and veg, to handmade jewelry and knock-off designer handbags. Now we’re in the middle of a busy food-court - restaurants...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s4e13 Colette

Series 4, Episode 13: COLETTE We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway ... And then we’re looking at something new... This time our drone camera is floating over a road in a nice suburb on a beautiful sunny day. High stone/brick walls separate nice houses from the pavement. Not too many cars driving by. We’re following a middle-aged woman as she jogs ... Well, it’s more of a...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s4e16 Olivia

“The United Kingdom of Zoo – Series 4, Episode 16: Olivia” by Luke Ozvik Series 4, Episode 16: OLIVIA We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway ... And then we’re looking at something new... The Royal Courts of Justice in London. An amazing grandiose building, opened way back in 1882 by Queen Victoria herself. It’s an impressive Victorian Gothic grey stone building that screams...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s4e17 Penelope

“The United Kingdom of Zoo – Series 4, Episode 18: Penelope” by Luke Ozvik Series 4, Episode 18: PENELOPE We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway ... And then we’re looking at something familiar... A narrow single car width country road, leading through an area of barren, rolling, grassy hills. Dry stone walls rise about 3 feet on either side of the narrow road. A few cows...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s4e20 Tina

We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a built-up inner-city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking at a crowded sandy beach – kids building sandcastles, parents sunbathing ... Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing over a river – tourists leaning over the sides, taking pictures... Now we’re looking at a sandy beach on a perfect summer’s day – small waves rolling...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series End of Series 4 Special ndash Rocky Retires

We’re on a pretty grimy old terraced street in the grim northern city of Gateshead. The houses are wall-to-wall, narrow and double story. Brick walled, with a front door and a single window on the ground level, two windows on the upper level, and an almost pointless one-meter front ‘yard’, before a low brick wall and then the pavement. The side of the road is nose-to-tail with parked cars. Walking toward us, the familiar figure of our hostess, Charley. It’s a lovely day (by the standards...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s5e6 Maria

Series 5, Episode 6: Maria Sinclair (55) We open with an image of the United Kingdom – from high, high up ... The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us ... She points down toward the country below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” She giggles, then turns and dives toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping to sea...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s5e8 Patricia

Series 5, Episode 8: Patricia Grant (41) – Dagenham We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit ... The whole of the British Isles in one shot. Then our top-heavy cartoon character version of Charley, our host, appears infront of us ... She points down toward the landmass below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” She giggles, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s5e9 Tara Carver

Series 5, Episode 9: Tara Carver (59) – Edinburgh We open with our standard sequence – a high altitude image of the United Kingdom. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy caricature of our host, Charley, floating infront of us ... She points down toward the UK below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” She giggles, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping toward the ground, heading in...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s5e12 Cate Morado 36

We open with our beautiful shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then fall toward the planet at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit toward the south of England, toward the massive urban sprawl that is London ... Reaching ground level in just a few seconds. From here we race through animated streets, passing traditional London Black Cabs and red Double Decker buses until we hit a wide street of three-story buildings – shopfronts downstairs, apartments...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s5e13 Anne Marie Silverwood

We open with our beautiful animation of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then fall toward the planet at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit – heading north, toward Scotland ... Reaching ground level in the countryside in seconds. From here we race north, approaching cartoon St Andrew’s flags indicating that we are entering Scotland. High speed overland, fading through to live action as we enter the outer suburbs of a city ... Then through the streets...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s5e16 Annalise Tsaro 31

Series 5, Episode 13: Annalise Tsaro (31) – Dover – builder’s wife, loads of kids, ultra-protected, wants to do something crazy and independent We open with our beautiful shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then fall toward the planet at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit to sea level in front of the White Cliffs of Dover in just a few seconds – and we’re already into live-action. From here we race toward the cliffs, but just as we expect to rise...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s5e17 Brigitte Christopher 42

Series 5, Episode 17 - Brigitte Christopher (42) We open with our beautiful shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us ... She smiles at us, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit toward the south of England, toward the massive urban sprawl that is London ... Reaching ground level in just a few seconds. We chase...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s5e18 Sadia Khan 20

S05:E18: Sadia Khan (20 yr old fun loving slut) We open with our beautiful animation of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then fall toward the planet at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit – heading west, toward the edge of the country, over the sea toward Ireland, then back suddenly over Wales as we come down to ground level. From here we race over the green, green grass of home, over land, to a small town, charging along the narrow streets, past white...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s5e19 Tiffany Black 36

Series 5, Episode 19 - Tiffany Black (36) We open with our beautiful shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – just long enough to notice that this week the shot includes lines of longitude and latitude ... Then we fall toward the planet at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit toward the country, staying on the zero-degree line of latitude ... Dropping toward the south, toward the huge urban spread of London ... Staying on that imaginary line – right into...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s6e3 Maggie Craggs 51

We fade in on a low-quality video image of a middle-aged, dark-haired woman. She’s slim and white – very white. Not a head-turner, but pleasant enough for her age. Dark eyes, high cheekbones, a narrow jaw. She’s casually dressed in jeans and blouse, although the blouse is unbuttoned far enough to show some cleavage – widely spaced cleavage, boobs not too big, but with a good couple of inches between them. She’s holding a piece of paper; which she reads from as she looks into the camera...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s6e4 Becky Millington 32

We fade in on the face of a man – Mr Average, nothing to shout about, nothing to run away from ... He’s filming himself, selfie-style on a smart-phone camera. He looks excited and full of fun. He speaks, almost whispers, direct to the camera, in a mild Scouse accent, “Dear Charley, my name’s Kyle, and I’d like to nominate my partner, Becky, to be on The United Kingdom of Zoo – because she never stops thinking about having sex with dogs ... And to prove it ... Come with me...” He turns the...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s6e5 Julia Green 56

We fade in on high street – plenty of people around, obviously not during the Coronavirus lockdown. The camera swings around to face a bank, then moves in through the doors – past a member of staff on the front desk who waves at whoever is holding the camera (clearly knowing them) ... The camera moves past a line of customers and up to one of the cash windows ... The clerk behind the window looks up... She’s middle-aged, with a tired, almost ‘loose’ looking face – one of those big mouths...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s6e12 Catherine Harrison 29

Series 6, Episode 12: Catheryn Harrison (29), from Cardiff We fade in on the familiar image of our hostess, Charley, with her tattooed fake cleavage doing it’s best to escape over the top of a strapless red mini-dress, as she drives her BMW along a quiet duel-carriageway. There are more cars around than in previous weeks, but it’s still pretty quiet. Charley talks over her shoulder as she drives – talking to her passenger rather than to the camera. We switch to a second GoPro camera which...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s6e16 Ava Marvaux 22

from Tottenham, London. We fade in on our hostess, Charley. She’s skirting that territory between sexy and strange. With her heavily botoxed face, obviously fake bolt-on boobs, and all those tattoos on her chest, her legs, her arms ... All wrapped up in too-small clothes, showing off as much flesh as possible – mini-skirt, sleeveless low-cut top. She’s strange, but she’s ours... We’re on a wide grey street, black fences on either side, nothing beyond them on one side, a blue storage...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s6e18 Petra Johnson 34

We open with a mini-montage of the architecture and beauty of the historic city of Cambridge. Universities, churches, museums, old houses ... We see a couple being taken for a romantic trip along the River Cam on a punt. There’s lots of people about, and it’s a beautiful sunny day (observant viewers may note that this establishing footage was taken from an old episode of Antiques Road Show). It’s a beautiful city. Then we slam cut to the inside of a large concrete and steel barn – where we...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s6e19 Sadie Fernandez 45

Series 6, Episode 18: Sadie Gonzalez (45) from Motherwell We fade in on a drone shot – flying over the middle of a small town ... Not too pretty, low rise, tightly packed ... Then panning around over a large, craggy area of parkland, before coming to rest on a large old-school factory. We hover over the factory for a moment, then cut to... Outside the factory ... Ground level. Our hostess – in a low cut top that shows off her fake boobs and chest covering ‘DOGWHORE’ tattoo – and tight...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s7e4 Aiman Ali 31

We open on a photo of a geek sitting infront of a computer, looking into camera. Then fade through to a stunning bit of fantasy artwork – a large, muscle-bound and windswept hero – with the same face as the geek. Then fade to another photo, a greasy haired kid trying to look tough. Fading through to a hero with Brad Pitt ‘Fight Club’ type body, and Brad Pitt ‘A River Runs Through It’ type hair blowing in the wind. A woman’s voice, well spoken, light and friendly, with a slight...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s7e7 Debra Bonds 49

Series 7, Episode 7: Debra Bonds (49), from Milton Keynes We fade in on a selfie-style photograph of two women, hugging close, looking up into the lens. One is the very familiar dark haired, fake looking figure of our former hostess, Charley Ozvik, her bolt-on tits almost bursting out of the top of a mini-dress; the other is a much less attractive, middle-aged blonde haired and round featured woman in a shapeless loose t-shirt and jeans – she’s smiling, a strange smile that shows a lot of...

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