The United Kingdom Of Zoo (A Fake BBC Documentary Series)S14, E05: Annette Bogle (44) From Truro, With Jenna free porn video

This is a FigCaption - special HTML5 tag for Image (like short description, you can remove it)

We start this week’s show with establishing shots of a touristy little street of terraced stone buildings. Shopfronts with apartments above – restaurants, gift-shops, etc. There are two lanes of traffic – one parked, the other moving smoothly - all facing/moving in the same direction.

Walking up the street toward us, a blonde sex-bomb – her fantastic body wrapped in the tightest red mini-dress ... She’s big tits and blonde hair, white teeth and a strong jaw, it’s our hostess, the All-American beast-whore, Jenna McCartney...

As she approaches our camera position, the American introduces herself, and the show, in her mid-west accent, years of tv and acting training paying off as she sounds like a professional host rather than a down on her luck former Playboy model who’s spent the last few years pimping dogs... “Hi ... Welcome to ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’ ... I’m former Playboy Playmate of the Month Jenna McCartney ... And this week I’m down in folksy True-row, to meet the cutest little cunt in town...”

We swing our camera away from the woman and her dog, and look up to one of the apartments above the shopfronts – where we see a very pleasant, delicate looking, blonde waving down at us...

We cut to the apartment above the shop – it’s small but very neat, as is this week’s guest. She’s a young-looking older woman ... Over forty, and classy ... Looking a little nervous, almost ashamed to be here, but not backing down at all – proudly standing infront of us, her long blonde hair all tied up above her head – it’s looks almost deliberately messy ... She’s wearing nothing but a cute little silver satin teddy and a pair of high-heels ... The teddy shows off plenty of flesh, her shoulders slim, with the front dropping low enough, and being loose enough, that we can see her tiny titties inside. She’s clearly a middle-aged woman, but has the boobs of a twelve-year-old.

She looks into camera and introduces herself in a light and breezy, almost lazy tone. “Hiiiii ... I’m Annette Bogle, I’m 44, and I’m from Truro in Cornwall ... And ... I ... Want...” She pauses as if she’s thinking about not admitting what she’s here for, that blurts it out, “ ... To have sex with a horse!” And smiles from the relief of saying it out loud, on camera...

We cut to a shot of her standing beside our American host, with a big bed behind them ... They are side-on to the camera - both blonde, both slim, both pretty ... But our host has tits, amazing tits, wrapped up tight and held together by the top of her black dress - surgically enhanced, sitting high, on display – whilst our guests are so small they barely register in that loose, shiny, teddy ... Her nipples however, do register, poking against the thin material, easily visible to our viewers.

Despite being here to talk about bestiality, it’s clear that our guest has eyes for Jenna’s magnificent chest as well as she tells her story... “I’ve always been more into girls than guys – but I love cock.” She blushes a little, strange for a women to find ‘this’ embarressing when she’s about to fuck a horse on telivision! “So, I’ve had relationships with all these women down the years, but it’s all about the toys ... Trying to find something that feels ‘right’ ... I judge my lovers on their toy collection rather than their sense of humour or their intelligence...” She laughs. “And I’ve built up a pretty good collection of my own...”

We cut to a shot of her bed, which is covered with vibrators and dildos of various shapes and sizes, ranging from a smooth little silver tool, right up to a large latex hand (with the fingers extended, tips together to form an easily penatratable toy), with doggy dildos, of varying sizes, mixed through the collection, and at the centre of it all, standing upright, leaning to one side ... A huge horse-cock dildo.

Then we’re back to our sweet looking guest, and our curvy host, both still patting, scratching and stroking the bulldog as she continues her story. “Then I met a girl with a horsey dildo ... And I loved it ... I loved it more than I loved her ... And I got my own...”

We cut back to the bed full of toys, our camera moving in closer to admire the huge horse dildo ... A thin plastic pipe leading away from it to a squeeze-ball filled with grey fluid. Yep – it’s the deluxe ejaculating model ... This girl likes her fun wet and sticky!

Then we’re back to our guest.

“Obviously ... The more I enjoyed the horsey dildo – the more I thought about the real thing ... I’d watch horsey videos and play with my toys at the same time, and I found myself getting very jealous of the ladies because they had real horses driving those huge cocks home ... And finally, well ... I just thought I was being silly to not try the real thing...”

Jenna smiles, and turns to pick up the horse dildo from the bed, turning back and running her hand up and down the shaft... “So, once you’ve tried the real thing ... Will you be happy with sharing toys with your girlfriends?”

Our guest shakes her head, her smile even larger as she looks at the dog and thinks about the future, “Oh ... I don’t think I’ll be throwing the toys away ... But ... If this works I’ll definitely be looking for friends with ponies!” She laughs, looking almost ashamed of what she’s said, but unable to control her sense of anticipation, adding, “But I’ll still be happy to share my toys too...” as she moves her hand toward the big toy...

“Well then...” Begins Jenna, moving closer to her guest, keeping the huge toy between them as they both grip the fat shaft... “Maybe we should have a little play ... And just make sure you can handle the real thing...

We fade through to a shot of Annette, up on her feet, flipping the shoulder strings off and letting the little teddy fall down her slim body to the floor around her ankles – and she’s totally naked, no bra, no panties – just smooth, lightly tanned skin. Her boobs are barely more than nipples, her belly thin rather than flat, narrow hips, a well-trimmed, and very blonde pussy, slim limbs ... We find ourselves looking at her and wondering how she could possibly handle a huge fucking horse!

She steps back from us, toward the bed, as Jenna steps into frame again, still carrying that huge toy, balancing it in an upright position so that it wobbles from side-to-side, threatening to bend over...

Annette drops back onto the bed, then edges her pussy to the edge, spreading her legs to present it to our host, who angles the huge latex toy down until it flops forward onto the blonde’s skinny belly – pushing it forward so that we can see how far it would go into her body if it was pushed into her pussy rather than resting above it...

“Are you ready?” Checks the American.

Annette responds by hooking her forearms behind her knees and pulling her legs back, spreading her thighs even wider, her pussy lips – long, crinkled lips – splitting apart, wet and sticky, to reveal the welcoming pinkness inside...

Jenna is rubbing the tip of the rubber cock against her guest’s pussy, pushing the slightly flared head between them, pushing down and appling more pressure, and then pushing it between the lips and into her body ... She gasps and arches her back, pushing her pussy forward and up to swallow that dildo ... Letting out a growled grunt, “FFUUHHRRCCKKK!”...

“Oh she can take it...” Confirms Jenna, briefly turning her head from that well-spread and freshly filled cunt, looking back at our camera as she continues, “She’s taking the toy...”

She pumps it in and out a few more times, going slightly deeper each time ... Her pussy stretched so far that we almost expect to see our skinny little guest splitting in two up the middle ... Pumping it carefully, slowly, easing it deeper and deeper until – fuck me, we can see it pushing up against the filthy flat-chested slut’s belly – just a little bump, but clearly poking out as the toy is pushed into her, then disappearing on the back-stroke...

“Oh ... My ... God!” Exclaims Jenna, turning to the camera against to provide commentary, “I can wait to see what she does with the real thing...”

But we don’t have to wait – because we fade out on this image, and mix straight through to a concrete floored, metal walled shed ... For our viewers, this is seamless transition from using a horse-cock toy, to seeing the real thing ... For our guest – it’s been a three hundred miles journey to our secret stud farm location, over six hours on the road...

Our spectacular Playmate host steps into frame, still wearing that tight red mini-dress - leading her guest (still naked) by the hand.

They cross the room, walking away from us toward a large dappled white and grey horse which is sporting the first signs of a very healthy erection ... Six inches of heavy meat hanging down under his belly, looking loose and with plenty of room to expand.

Jenna talks as they walk, “Annette ... I’d like to introduce you to Klik-Bait ... I think the two of you are going to get along like a house on fire...” – she pushes her guest ahead of her as they walk, easing her toward the huge horse.

She walks the last few steps the horse without slowing – moving straight to his hindquarters ... It’s like as far as she’s concerned there’s nothing about this horse that matters other than that soon-to-be huge cock...

She places one hand on his big thigh, and leans down to look under his belly and get a better look at his tool ... As she bends forward, we get another look at her pussy and that tight little behind. We already know what that pussy can handle – so it’s strange to see it back in this tidy state.

We cut to under the horse, and watch her reaching out to touch and stroke the shaft ... Smiling as she does it, then biting her bottom lip as it begins to grow at an alarming rate ... Extending out from under her body, stretching and swelling ... From 6 inches to 9, to 12, from hanging loose to beginning to stiffen up...

“OOhhh ... I like this ... This is fun...” She giggles. Then, half looking back to Jenna, “The problem with toys is you know exactly what you’re going to get ... But with this – I’ve got no idea what it’s going to be like...!”

“Oh, you won’ be disappointed, honey!” Confirms Jenna, clearly speaking from previous experience with this particular horse.

She continues to stroke the cock, leaning in further to wrap her fingers around it, squeezing and tugging on it ... Making the whole thing bounce and swing under his belly ... Getting longer and harder all the time – getting thicker...

Jenna is standing to her side now, bending forward, hands holding her tits through the front of her dress ... Watching the stroking ... Enjoying the show... “How do you like the feel of that? Is it warm enough for you?”

Our guest doesn’t look away from the cock – stroking and jerking it, she almost hums her reply, “Mmmm, yeeaaahhhssss ... It’s lovely ... This is a gooooood toy! I want one ... I’ve barely started yet, but I want one!!”

Jenna says, “Wait til you taste it...” Clearly hinting for her guest to raise the stakes. “It’s going to blow your mind.”

Annette smirks as she takes a few breaths, readying herself – then leans further in under the horse’s belly, bringing her other hand down from the horse’s thigh so she’s got them both on his shaft, pulling it over toward her as she brings her mouth right up to the head of the horse’s cock. Leaning in and kissing the big end of the organ ... Kissing it, then running the tip of her tongue over the slightly prominent urethral process (the little pole of flesh beside the hole in the tip of the cock). Flicking over it, up and down ... Making the cock all-but twitch as she shifts her head forward and wraps his lips around the end...

Petite she may be, but a couple of years practise with her toy has taught her how to get the biggest horse-like things in her mouth ... With the head inside her mouth, and her lips wrapped around the shaft, she looks like she’s in heaven...

To the side, Jenna pulls the front of her dress down, popping out those perfect fake tits so she can run her fingers over her nipples as she watches the horsey show...

Annette continues to run both hands back along the shaft toward the head of the cock, to her lips which are barely two inches down the shaft ... Pumping the flesh toward her mouth.

Her eyes widen as she sucks on the shaft, coughing a little as some pre-cum forms to a drip on the tip of the cock – and she tastes it for the first time ... She pulls back from the head quicker, then looks at the cock – head on, waiting as another drop forms, then leaning in and licking the head again.

“Do you love it?” Asks Jenna, moving around behind her guest, taking her hands off her tits so she can run them up the outside of the skinny girl’s thighs and over her sides – then under her arms, around infront of her chest to fondle her small breasts. Bending over her so that her fake tits rest on her guest’s narrow back.

Annette allows the weight of our host on her back to push her back in, and stuffs the end of that cock – that looks bigger than her mouth – back between her lips – so big she can barely breath with it in there, and starts to work it again – holding it with her mouth whilst she pumps the shaft toward her face...

She may have hands on her small chest, and big boobs against her back, but that can’t do anything to distract our girl from the blow job ... She’s got a fucking horse’s dong in her mouth, how could a Playboy model compete...?

She pushes as much of it into her mouth as she can ... It really looks like it shouldn’t go into that hole, the soft outer layer of flesh pinched in by her lips and teeth.

Behind her, Jenna has switched from squeezing her tits, to pinching and plucking on her nipples a little. Calling/commentating, “Suck it, bitch ... Yeah ... You like that don’t you...? You like sucking on that big, horsey cock? Yeah ... You filthy old whore!” Annette is actually younger than Jenna – but let’s not argue with her about this...”

Same as The United Kingdom of Zoo (A fake BBC documentary series)
S14, E05: Annette Bogle (44) from Truro, with Jenna Videos

2 years ago
  • 0
  • 41
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e18 Sadia Khan 20

S05:E18: Sadia Khan (20 yr old fun loving slut) We open with our beautiful animation of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then fall toward the planet at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit – heading west, toward the edge of the country, over the sea toward Ireland, then back suddenly over Wales as we come down to ground level. From here we race over the green, green grass of home, over land, to a small town, charging along the narrow streets, past white...

2 years ago
  • 0
  • 33
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e2 Cara

Series 4, Episode 2: Cara We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a build up inner city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking at a car park outside a shopping mall – cars everywhere, shoppers bringing their goods back to their cars ... Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing over a river – tourists leaning over the sides, taking pictures... Then we’re on a quiet...

2 years ago
  • 0
  • 29
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e11 Melissa

Series 4, Episode 11: MELISSA We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a built-up inner-city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking down at a crowded street market – barrows selling everything from fresh fruit and veg, to handmade jewelry and knock-off designer handbags. Then we’re on a busy street in an old English city - not a lot of food traffic, but plenty of cars...

1 year ago
  • 0
  • 18
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS01E05 Laura 36

Series 1, Episode 5: Laura We’ve been to England, Scotland, Northern Ireland and Wales, and now we’re in the nation’s capital – London. In the district of Bromley in the city’s south-east. We’re at the council offices, a hive of inactivity, where civil servants do all they can to avoid serving the public in a civil manner. We’re in an anonymous office, looking at a fairly anonymous woman working on a bland file. She is overweight without being obese, fitting nicely into the ‘well-rounded’...

4 years ago
  • 0
  • 48
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e20 Monika Matysik 23 Martyna Matysik 24

Series 5, Episode 20: Monika (23) and Martyna Matysik (24) sisters from Walsall, originally Poznan. We open on an ultra-long-shot ... Our animated image going a step further back to show the whole of the planet ... And then an over-the-top burst of Rule Britannia sounding out over the top as the Earth turns and the United Kingdom comes into focus below us ... Then fall toward the planet at hyper-sonic speed, with the music playing all the way down ... Heading toward the middle of the country...

3 years ago
  • 0
  • 25
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess8e1 Angelina Dubravka 19 doggy blowbang

With everything that’s been going on in the world in 2020, we at the United Kingdom of Zoo decided that something special was needed to end the year. Rather than a 20 episode series, we decided to really go for it with a marathon 50 episode series. One girl can’t handle that kind of schedule – so we decided to enlist a group of our former guests to share hosting duties on the series ... We hope you enjoy this special opening episode, and the rest of the series, and we trust you will enjoy our...

1 year ago
  • 0
  • 32
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess7e20 Page 3 Horse special

Series 7, Episode 20: Page 3 Special We open with a montage: Still images of Page 3 girls - smiling, topless models with amazing bodies; clips of these same models at show-bizz functions and public appearances; cover shots of adult magazines with those same girls highlighted; and more ‘Page 3’ shots – blondes, brunettes, black girls, white girls, fake boobs, real boobs (but always big boobs). These aren’t the Page 3 superstars – not a Sam Fox, Linda Lusardi or Maria Whittaker of the 80s –...

4 years ago
  • 0
  • 28
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e5 Carrie

Series 4, Episode 5: Carrie We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a crowded sandy beach – kids building sandcastles, parents sunbathing ... Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing over a river – tourists leaning over the sides, taking pictures ... And now we’re looking down at a crowded street market – barrows selling everything from fresh fruit and veg, to handmade jewelry and knock-off designer...

3 years ago
  • 0
  • 52
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS12E19 Emma Withe 54 from Oakham

We fade in in the middle of a quiet street, in the low-rise central area of a small midlands town, with one and two story buildings around us. To one side, a long flat warehouse/factory type unit, stocking and fitting tyres for local drivers, to the other, the town’s train station. Looking like a traditional old station, but rebuilt fairly recently. There’s a small car park between us and the station, and it’s almost full. We watch as a car drives down the road toward us, then turns into the...

2 years ago
  • 0
  • 31
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e6 Samantha

Series 4, Episode 6: SAMANTHA We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re in a large carpark ... Hundreds of cars, shoppers pushing trolleys back and forth ... Then we’re looking down at a crowded street market – barrows selling everything from fresh fruit and veg, to handmade jewelry and knock-off designer handbags. Now we’re looking at the large entrance gates of a zoo ... Large letters spell out ‘DUDLEY ZOO’. A small line...

2 years ago
  • 0
  • 25
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS5e11 Hannah Smith

Series 5, Episode 11: Hannah Smith (21) – Newcastle We open with our beautiful shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then our cartoon version of Charley, our top heavy host appears, floating with us for a second before she waves for us to follow her as she dives down toward the planet at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit to sea level over the North Sea, off the north-east coast, in just a few seconds. From here we race toward the coast, a beach,...

3 years ago
  • 0
  • 32
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS14E14 XXXmas Day Special

We watch a mini-montage of Ye olde English town, with snow falling slowly, and Christmas shoppers hurrying back to their cars with bags full of gifts – and hear traditional Christmas music and sleighbells... Then fade through to our studio, which has been set up to look like a fairly unconvincing Santa’s Grotto – with a couple of comfortable couches arranged infront of a large (fake) fireplace, and an over decorated Christmas tree, which is stacked with presents. On one couch – two sex...

2 years ago
  • 0
  • 49
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e12 Cate Morado 36

We open with our beautiful shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then fall toward the planet at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit toward the south of England, toward the massive urban sprawl that is London ... Reaching ground level in just a few seconds. From here we race through animated streets, passing traditional London Black Cabs and red Double Decker buses until we hit a wide street of three-story buildings – shopfronts downstairs, apartments...

3 years ago
  • 0
  • 40
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e2 Raquel Ferdinand 33

We’re looking at the pretty but increasingly fake features of our hostess – Charley Ozvik. Her nose a little too slim and pointy, her jaw too defined, her teeth too perfect. There’s not a line on her face and when she talks her face barely moves. It’s a little like watching a Thunderbird puppet talking. A very sexy Thunderbird puppet! She’s wearing a tight blouse, the top few buttons undone to show off plenty of her fake cleavage and fragments of a huge tattoo that’s across her chest....

4 years ago
  • 0
  • 29
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e3 Robyn

We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a build up inner city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing over a river – tourists leaning over the sides, taking pictures ... Then we’re looking down on a busy motorway – cars flying by at 70-80-90mph ... A sign by the road indicates that this is the A127, and that the next turn-off is to...

1 year ago
  • 0
  • 37
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e21 The Portsmouth Womens Institute

Series 6, Episode 20 The Portsmouth Women’s Institute (ages 50-60), from Portsmouth We open with a very simple and idyllic establishing shot of the front of an unobtrusive building with a little square of grass around it. A sign reads, “PORTSMOUTH WOMEN’S INSTITUTE” A small car park is half filled with sensible middle-class cars a Volvo, an Audi, a nice VW, etc. Trees rustle as the wind blows through them. Very safe violin music plays on the soundtrack and then The needle on the record...

4 years ago
  • 0
  • 31
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e12 Linda

Series 4, Episode 12: LINDA We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then a grim street of residential blocks – skinny kids running around as exhausted looking single mothers carry the shopping home ... Then a crowded street market – barrows selling everything from fresh fruit and veg, to handmade jewelry and knock-off designer handbags. Now we’re on a country road, there’s a building 50 yards away in the distance – high fences all...

3 years ago
  • 0
  • 31
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e14 Lauren

Series 4, Episode 14: LAUREN We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway ... And then we’re looking at something new - we’re in a semi-industrial, run down old part of town. Clearly an area that’s seen better days. Half of the factory units/shops around here are locked up with ‘TO LET’ signs stating, ‘LOW RENT’. Despite being half closed, there’s a good number of vans driving...

1 year ago
  • 0
  • 44
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e19 Tiffany Black 36

Series 5, Episode 19 - Tiffany Black (36) We open with our beautiful shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – just long enough to notice that this week the shot includes lines of longitude and latitude ... Then we fall toward the planet at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit toward the country, staying on the zero-degree line of latitude ... Dropping toward the south, toward the huge urban spread of London ... Staying on that imaginary line – right into...

2 years ago
  • 0
  • 31
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e9 Tara Carver

Series 5, Episode 9: Tara Carver (59) – Edinburgh We open with our standard sequence – a high altitude image of the United Kingdom. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy caricature of our host, Charley, floating infront of us ... She points down toward the UK below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” She giggles, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping toward the ground, heading in...

1 year ago
  • 0
  • 26
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e1 Elizabeth

We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a build up inner city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking at a crowded sandy beach – kids building sandcastles, parents sunbathing ... Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing over a river – tourists leaning over the sides, taking pictures... Then we’re in a large carpark ... Hundreds of cars, shoppers pushing trolleys back...

2 years ago
  • 0
  • 22
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess12e05 Evelyn Streete 38 from Eastbourne

We start this week’s show looking at the picturesque streets of an old town. The houses on our right are raised up above road level, with little sets of steps every dozen houses leading down from the footpath to the path beside the road we’re on. To our right, a high green barrier of hedgerows and trees blocks our view. Then we’re turning to the right, through a break in the hedgerow, and into a small street side carpark – onward, through a pair of gates marked “Ocklynge Cemetery”... And...

3 years ago
  • 0
  • 21
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS13E05 Stephanie Dabizas 26 from Glasgow S

We open with an establishing shot of a strange, almost monolithic tower. The lowest few floors are painted white, then the rest of it is blank concrete. There’s a single strip of windows, running from the ground to the sky, right up through the middle of the tower ... It’s only when our camera tracks along the street, looking back at the tower, that we are able to see another side of the building and we can suddenly see a hundred windows and confirm that it is a residential tower. Beside the...

4 years ago
  • 0
  • 25
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e17 Penelope

“The United Kingdom of Zoo – Series 4, Episode 18: Penelope” by Luke Ozvik Series 4, Episode 18: PENELOPE We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway ... And then we’re looking at something familiar... A narrow single car width country road, leading through an area of barren, rolling, grassy hills. Dry stone walls rise about 3 feet on either side of the narrow road. A few cows...

1 year ago
  • 0
  • 31
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS11 E15 Marnie Coburn 43 from Blackburn

We start this week’s show with a drone shot, flying over endless terraces streets of old homes. Black roofs, barely a solar panel in sight, narrow streets crowded with parked cars... Then we cut to ground level in one of those narrow streets, seeing the cars parked on the pavement on either side, giving just enough room for another car to squeeze through. Terraced two-story houses line either side of the street, behind small walls that protect about a meter of concrete rather than a...

3 years ago
  • 0
  • 29
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e16 Annalise Tsaro 31

Series 5, Episode 13: Annalise Tsaro (31) – Dover – builder’s wife, loads of kids, ultra-protected, wants to do something crazy and independent We open with our beautiful shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then fall toward the planet at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit to sea level in front of the White Cliffs of Dover in just a few seconds – and we’re already into live-action. From here we race toward the cliffs, but just as we expect to rise...

3 years ago
  • 0
  • 32
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e4 Becky Millington 32

We fade in on the face of a man – Mr Average, nothing to shout about, nothing to run away from ... He’s filming himself, selfie-style on a smart-phone camera. He looks excited and full of fun. He speaks, almost whispers, direct to the camera, in a mild Scouse accent, “Dear Charley, my name’s Kyle, and I’d like to nominate my partner, Becky, to be on The United Kingdom of Zoo – because she never stops thinking about having sex with dogs ... And to prove it ... Come with me...” He turns the...

3 years ago
  • 0
  • 35
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e15 Kimberly

“The United Kingdom of Zoo – Series 4, Episode 14: Kimberly” by Luke Ozvik Series 4, Episode 14: KIMBERLY We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking down on a busy motorway – cars flying by at 70-80-90mph ... Now we’re on the windswept sea-front of an old-fashioned English resort town ... Finally, we’re in a quiet, narrow residential street, late at night, outside a traditional English pub. White walls and black...

1 year ago
  • 0
  • 32
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e18 Rachael

Series 4, Episode 18: RACHAEL We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway ... And then we’re looking at something new... A large sewage treatment plant. A mini montage of big circular pools of household waste, being chewed up and cleaned by large rotating mechanical arms ... It looks like it smells terrible. The occasional member of staff, checking equipment, wearing full overalls...

2 years ago
  • 0
  • 31
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS11 E06 Lucinda Glass 46 from Middlesbrough

We start this week’s show with establishing footage from our drone camera as it flies over a large area of well-appointed parkland – bowling greens, rows of trees in large curves, recently mown lawns, a children’s play park, over a small lake, more trees and then down to the neat semi-detached houses beyond... Dropping all the way down to street level, bringing our host into view – a white speck on the pavement at first, then as we get closer – a nicer, more attractive speck ... Closer...

3 years ago
  • 0
  • 27
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS13E01 Christina Bruce 42 from Belfast

With series 12 completed, we roll straight through into series 13 - the same hosts, doing the same things all over again ... Aren’t we getting bored of this yet? Well, it appears not ... So... We start this week’s show with establishing shots of quiet suburban streets – semi-detached homes, very middle class and safe... And then, stepping into frame from the side, moving from behind the camera to infront - this week’s host ... Still the nation’s least likely sex symbol – short, fat,...

2 years ago
  • 0
  • 26
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e16 Ava Marvaux 22

from Tottenham, London. We fade in on our hostess, Charley. She’s skirting that territory between sexy and strange. With her heavily botoxed face, obviously fake bolt-on boobs, and all those tattoos on her chest, her legs, her arms ... All wrapped up in too-small clothes, showing off as much flesh as possible – mini-skirt, sleeveless low-cut top. She’s strange, but she’s ours... We’re on a wide grey street, black fences on either side, nothing beyond them on one side, a blue storage...

2 years ago
  • 0
  • 27
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e19 Belinda

Series 4, Episode 19: Belinda We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway ... And then we’re looking at something new... We’re in an unimpressive residential area. Lots of orange/brown two story terraced houses that probably looked very modern and sharp in the early 80s, but now just look boring. An occasional resident walks along the street alone, a couple of cars pass by –...

3 years ago
  • 0
  • 28
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e5 Julia Green 56

We fade in on high street – plenty of people around, obviously not during the Coronavirus lockdown. The camera swings around to face a bank, then moves in through the doors – past a member of staff on the front desk who waves at whoever is holding the camera (clearly knowing them) ... The camera moves past a line of customers and up to one of the cash windows ... The clerk behind the window looks up... She’s middle-aged, with a tired, almost ‘loose’ looking face – one of those big mouths...

2 years ago
  • 0
  • 33
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e20 Tina

We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a built-up inner-city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking at a crowded sandy beach – kids building sandcastles, parents sunbathing ... Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing over a river – tourists leaning over the sides, taking pictures... Now we’re looking at a sandy beach on a perfect summer’s day – small waves rolling...

2 years ago
  • 0
  • 31
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e7 Siobhan

Series 4, Episode 7: SIOBHAN We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a grim street of residential blocks – skinny kids running around as exhausted looking single mothers carry the shopping home ... Then we’re looking down at a crowded street market – barrows selling everything from fresh fruit and veg, to handmade jewelry and knock-off designer handbags. Now we’re in the middle of a busy food-court - restaurants...

2 years ago
  • 0
  • 26
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e1 Sammy Murty

We open with an image of the United Kingdom – from high, high up ... The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us like a perverted version of Supergirl ... She smiles at us, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping to sea level over the Severn Estuary, between Wales (with a cartoonish huge flag waving on the coast, and the south-west coast of England, with...

2 years ago
  • 0
  • 32
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e10 Alison Latham

Series 5, Episode 10: Alison Latham (47) – Wolverhampton We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit ... The whole country in one shot. Then our very cartoonish, top heavy and slutty caricature of Charley appears infront of us ... She points down toward the UK below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” Then she waves for us to follow her, turns and skydives toward the country below at...

4 years ago
  • 0
  • 30
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e7 Effat Hassan 41

Footage through a car window, looking out at a twilight sky and a virtually empty motorway ahead ... There’s a car in the distance ahead of us, an occasional car or truck coming the other way, passing us at speed, nothing like you’d expect from a busy rush hour motorway. Then we’re looking down at the driver from a high angle, corner mounted GoPro. The driver, as you’d expect, is the cleavage heavy, filthy looking pornstar-esque Charley Ozvik, the face of the British bestiality business, and...

2 years ago
  • 0
  • 31
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e3 Rebecca

“The United Kingdom of Zoo” Series 5, Episode 3: Rebecca We open with a shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us like a twisted version of the old “Bewitched’ tv titles ... She smiles at us, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit to sea level over the English Channel, off the south coast, in...

1 year ago
  • 0
  • 33
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e7 Asha

Series 5, Episode 7: Asha Goyal We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit ... The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our host, Charley, appears infront of us ... She points down toward the UK below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” She giggles, then turns and dives toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth...

2 years ago
  • 0
  • 29
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess10e01 Anita Vernon 25 from Bury

As part of our commitment to social distancing and the safety of our great nation, this season of the “United Kingdom of Zoo” has been filmed almost entirely with remote cameras. We wish to thank the many lovely ladies who have travelled to see us at our Manchester studios, and hope they all enjoyed fulfilling their fantasies as much as we enjoyed watching... We fade in on a dark set. A spotlight illuminates a single bed – steel-frame, mattress, no bedclothes or pillows. We had a scour a...

1 year ago
  • 0
  • 30
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess3e10 Stacy 44 hairdresser from London

Series 3, Episode 10: Stacy On one side of the street a row of pre-War three-story buildings – shopfront downstairs, residential apartment/flats above. On the other side of the street, modern four/five level office buildings, and an old train station with a sign outside that reads, “Welcome to Enfield Chase”. We’re in North London to meet our next subject, and she’s a subject who’s worth meeting. Back to those shopfronts – one in particular – Hair By Hottinger. A modest hair and beauty...

1 year ago
  • 0
  • 34
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e11 Janine Saunders 18

Series 6, Episode 11 – Janine Saunders (18), from Birmingham We fade in on a nice townhouse in a nice neighbourhood – then we cut to inside the house and see our hostess – Charley – sitting at her desk, a large computer editing suite laid out infront of her (big computer, multiple screens, etc.) She appears to be editing an episode of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’ as we watch, although there’s nothing sexual on screen at the moment, just a young couple walking a large Alsatian. Charley turns...

4 years ago
  • 0
  • 41
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e2 Victoria Bravia 20

We open with our beautiful animated shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Then our cartoon, top heavy tattooed version of Charley appears, floating in the sky with us, winking and smiling - then waving for us to follow her as she turns and falls toward the country at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit toward the northern part of England, all the way down to a large old city of Sheffield right in the middle, in just a few seconds. Our animated Charley leads us all the...

2 years ago
  • 0
  • 31
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess9e16 Sienna Triosi 24 married showoff

Series 9, Episode 16: Sienna Triosi (24), from Ipswich We open with a shot of a very boring, street two-up two-down terraced houses. Small paved front yards provide off street parking for a couple of small cars each. And then, walking up the street toward us – the chunky figure of our favourite Cockney wideboy, Dennis, and beside him the sleek, narrow figure of his mean looking, hard-loving, but ultimately very well-behaved Doberman, Casanova. We track backwards as he walks – keeping him...

3 years ago
  • 0
  • 28
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e13 Colette

Series 4, Episode 13: COLETTE We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway ... And then we’re looking at something new... This time our drone camera is floating over a road in a nice suburb on a beautiful sunny day. High stone/brick walls separate nice houses from the pavement. Not too many cars driving by. We’re following a middle-aged woman as she jogs ... Well, it’s more of a...

2 years ago
  • 0
  • 33
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e4 Melina

We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a build-up inner city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing over a river – tourists leaning over the sides, taking pictures ... And finally we’re floating over the dull terraced houses and occasional grim tower-block of a northern English city. Over allotments, over a slow-moving river, dropping down toward a...

2 years ago
  • 0
  • 40
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess8e16 Lily Parkinson 32

Series 8, Episode 16: Lily Parkinson (32), from Chester We pan over a couple of large wooden animal shapes – a rhino and a giraffe - open on a large sign that reads “Chester Zoo”, then pan down to the main gates, watching as an excited family enters the facility. A mini-montage shows us some of the animals – large lizards, chimpanzees, elephants, lions, and finally a pair of dingos ... Pausing on the final animals as one suddenly mounts the other and starts fucking her ... We cut to a...

3 years ago
  • 0
  • 37
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS13E17 Eva Ahn 33 from Motherwell

We start this week’s show with an establishing shot of a bright and classy business park – 2 and 3 level buildings with red and white facias, large black windows, small car parks... The car parks are mostly empty as we pan from one building to the next, and we realize that the sun is dropping in the background – it’s an evening shoot, and all of the workers have gone home for the day... We end our pan looking at the one building with cars/vans in the carpark. And then our host steps into...

4 years ago
  • 0
  • 27
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess12e07 Cora Toney 25 from Newcastle

We start this week’s show with establishing shots of a large allotment on a sunny day – lots of small gardens sectioned off from one another, middle aged men avoiding their families – growing flowers, vegetables, or just hiding in garden sheds – and then we’re looking at a large blue-grey Weimaraner ... Watching for a moment as he sniffs around the corner of a garden shed, then turns, cocks his leg, and pisses on it... And then, stepping out from behind the shed, catching a little of that...

3 years ago
  • 0
  • 25
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS12 E20 Eva Straskova 30 from Notting Hill London

We start this week’s show with an establishing shot of a large, grey, concrete and glass building. Seven storeys high, each as boring and square as the last. If it wasn’t for the row of green trees planted in the wide pavement out front there wouldn’t be any colour here at all. We move toward the building and note that the ground floor windows are mirrored glass – briefly casting a reflection of our camera crew – as we approach a pair of glass double-doors. Stencilled on the glass, a very...

1 year ago
  • 0
  • 25
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e5 Andrea

Series 5, Episode 5: Andrea Fereday (29) – Uxbridge We open with our beautiful animation of the United Kingdom – from space... Our cartoonish, top heavy image of Charley appears, floating infront of us, smiling and giggling, then waves for us to follow her ... Turns and dives toward the country at hyper-sonic speed – and we follow - dropping from a low-Earth orbit – heading toward the south, toward London, then veering westward as we hurtle toward the ground ... Reaching ground level in...

4 years ago
  • 0
  • 30
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS14E01 Adrienne Huntington 42 from Swanage

We open this week’s show, as usual, with an establishing shot of the seafront of a small seaside town. Shops and shoppers, deserted ice-cream stands, a beach filled with yellow sand but virtually no holiday makers, and a very choppy bay stretching out in the distance, with land on one side and a pier on the other. We can hear the unmistakable blustering sound of wind blowing in off the sea ... We’re clearly at a seaside resort in the middle of winter. A big caption appears, filling almost...

2 years ago
  • 0
  • 58
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess8e18 Sylvia Distin 55 from Chelmsford

We’re cruising along a wide and quiet suburban street. Green lawns stretch back from the pavement to the nice semi-detached homes. There’s a slim woman walking a large dog along the side of the road, and we pan around to look at her as we pass – it’s no-one we know, but we kind of wish we did! Then we’re looking forward again – seeing an intersection infront of us ... Then pulling up, looking out of the side window right at a single story, flat-roofed building. A sign outside reads,...

2 years ago
  • 0
  • 27
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e8 Patricia

Series 5, Episode 8: Patricia Grant (41) – Dagenham We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit ... The whole of the British Isles in one shot. Then our top-heavy cartoon character version of Charley, our host, appears infront of us ... She points down toward the landmass below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” She giggles, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at...

2 years ago
  • 0
  • 27
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e13 AnneMarie Silverwood

We open with our beautiful animation of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then fall toward the planet at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit – heading north, toward Scotland ... Reaching ground level in the countryside in seconds. From here we race north, approaching cartoon St Andrew’s flags indicating that we are entering Scotland. High speed overland, fading through to live action as we enter the outer suburbs of a city ... Then through the streets...

4 years ago
  • 0
  • 31
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e6 Maria

Series 5, Episode 6: Maria Sinclair (55) We open with an image of the United Kingdom – from high, high up ... The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us ... She points down toward the country below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” She giggles, then turns and dives toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping to sea...

Porn Trends