The United Kingdom Of Zoo (A Fake BBC Documentary Series)s6e18: Petra Johnson (34) free porn video
We open with a mini-montage of the architecture and beauty of the historic city of Cambridge. Universities, churches, museums, old houses ... We see a couple being taken for a romantic trip along the River Cam on a punt. There’s lots of people about, and it’s a beautiful sunny day (observant viewers may note that this establishing footage was taken from an old episode of Antiques Road Show). It’s a beautiful city.
Then we slam cut to the inside of a large concrete and steel barn – where we can see and hear pigs rooting around in the mud and straw that covers the floor of multiple pens. Each surrounded with a 4 foot high breeze-block wall and fronted with a heavy steel gate. This is about as far from the beauty of the city as one could get.
We cut back outside to the farmyard, and watch a large German Shepherd dog running through a muddy courtyard – we focus in on the deep paw marks he’s left in the mud – then see a pair of feet in high stripper heels stepping into shot. The clear plastic stacked heels sinking three inches into the mud and shit. We track up her toned, slim legs, with little dog-paw tattoos winding up from one ankle, around the calf, behind the knee, around the thigh and out of sight up under her mini-skirt. Moving up over her tight belt, to her big chest, obviously fake and loudly tattooed (declaring her to be the “WORLD’S GREATEST DOGSLUT”, over her neck (which now has a dotted line tattooed around it with a pair of scissors marked ‘cut here’, and up to her face – which in close-up is an almost baby-smooth surface, overly botoxed and heavily made-up (especially thick scarlet lipstick and charcoal eye shadow). This is our once-hot hostess ... The self-titled Queen of Dogsex - Charley Ozvik. She’s a shadow of the women she was a year ago. The lockdown really hasn’t agreed with her.
She speaks direct to camera – but even her familiar Mancunian accent appears to be affected ... Like she’s trying to be something she isn’t, posher ... A more traditional BBC host voice – as if she thinks she could work on anything other than a bestiality show with her reputation...
“Hello, and welcome to another edition of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’ ... Over the years we’ve watched a lot of ladies have sex with a lot of dogs – but a common request, or complaint, we’ve had - is that we should show some other animals ... Well today, we’re going to address that, with a young lady who has a serious love for pork...”
We move around Charley until we are looking back toward the big pig barn ... And standing infront of the barn, and now next to Charley, there’s pretty blonde in a thin summer dress. The dress is actually thin enough that we can see her matching black bra and panties through it. And in that black bra, a good pair of boobs. We note that she’s standing just out of the mud, raised up a couple of inches from the yard on a grass verge by a fence. Even standing on this verge, she’s still shorter than Charley.
Charley takes a squelching step closer and greets her guest. “Hello there ... Would you like to tell the viewers at home who you are... ?”
The little blonde takes a breath and answers in a clear, fairly high pitched and slightly Eastern European accented voice. “Yes ... I’m Petra Johnson. I’m 34. And ... I love animals!” She briefly slips from smiling pleasantly to a full-on grin, then drops her head forward, hiding her face whilst she composes herself.
Charley pushes on, “How long have you been thinking about ‘loving’ animals?”
“Ahhh, I’d say, since I was about 14 or 15...” She says, thinking back. “I would watch the animal documentaries and they would show them breeding, and it was just vey raw ... There were no cuddles and romance ... The male just came and took what he wanted ... And the female was just there for him ... And it got into my head – and suddenly I’m thinking about dogs, horses ... Pigs ... All of them.”
Charley steps a little closer, evidently enjoying Petra’s excitement. “And what do you think about doing with all of them?”
Petra smiles and looks back at Charley like she’s an idiot... “I want to breed with them, of course ... I want to fill my belly with their babies ... And, maybe, swallow them to, to show I belong to them!” She holds a finger up to her mouth as if we needed it pointing out. It’s very cute and playful.
“You asked us about pigs ... Which is unusual. Most of our applicants are keen to meet one of our dogs ... Why pigs?” Checks Charley.
“Well...” Says Petra, stretching the word out. “I like doggies too ... But I think a piggy is a little bit dirtier than the dog ... It’s more rude. And no one has done it on the show before. I want to be dirty – and I want to be different ... And they have soooo much cum ... I want to be filled right up!”
“Do I detect a bit of an accent there?” Asks Charley.
Petra smiles and nods, “Yes ... Just a little bit of Polish still there, from my mother, and when I was a little girl...”
“It’s very cute...” Comments Charley, and Petra thanks her ... Then Charley gets back on track... “Okay then ... In that shed behind you – there’s a particularly large, particularly fat, and particularly ugly pig ... And he’s ready to fuck you ... Are you ready to meet your dream lover?” She asks, sounding more and more like a gameshow host.
Petra straightens up, pushing her chest out proudly and smiling again, turning her head slightly from Charley to the camera, and answers, “YES!” with a big smile to camera.
We cut to a shot of the summer dress draped over the top of the wooden fence, then a hand reaches in and hangs a black satin-touch bra over the dress. We pull back to see that Petra is now stripped down to her black panties. She looks pale, but beautifully formed – with naturally round tits that sag just a little, big round pink areola surround little but very hard nipples which are already standing proud. Her belly is flat, her skin smooth. She reaches down and pulls her panties down, revealing a neatly trimmed pussy – the barest minimum of hair above an almost completely exposed but very neat cunt.
She steps out of the panties and drapes them over the fence with her dress and bra. She’s now completely naked, standing on the edge of the farmyard, under the East Anglian sun...
With the slightest of off-camera prompts she steps carefully into the mud – and tip-toes as best she can away from us, showing off a sexy pair of buttocks – and heads to the shed door. When she gets to it, she has to use both hands, and really lean over, to get the heavy steel door moving...
She looks over her shoulder, a cheeky smile and a follow-me look, and then with a little wave she turns and steps out of the sun light and into the darkness beyond.
Inside – it’s noisy and dark. The sound of a hundred pigs and piglets, squealing, snorting, breathing, rooting around in the dirt. A single light bulb on a long cable hanging over each pen.
We watch as Petra walks along a wide concrete walkway that runs down the middle of the shed – the pig pens on either side. Stark naked, she seems totally at ease with showing off everything she’s got on camera – but she’s carrying her hands out to her sides, raised a little in the air as if she can avoid getting dirty ... She peers from one side to the other as she walks, looking over the walls and down at the sows and piglets in each pen. The look on her face is a picture of excitement.
She looks up and catches the camera pointed at her, smirks again, then comments that, “It smells terrible in here...” Her smile suggests that this isn’t a problem for her.
We cut to see her as she approaches the stall at the end of the walkway – a sign on the steel gate at the front reads ‘WINSTON’. The printing rough, by hand, black paint on white cardboard.
She bends forward a little and peers between the cross-bars of the gate – then let’s out a gasp... “He’s massive!” Then turns to the camera with an incredulous open-mouthed grin... “Blood-y hell!”
We cut to look at Winston – the ‘massive’ pig, as he waddles across the pen toward to gate to see who’s come to see him. He gets close to the gate and raises his big fat head toward our blonde ... And as he snorts and sniffs at the air, she climbs up a couple of bars on the gate and leans over the top, her pelvis against the top bar, her boobs hanging down, trying to get her face as close to the pig as possible. She gets within a few inches, then stops – worried she might topple forward and fall to the mud covered concrete if she leans any further.
Winston reacts by turning around and shuffling away and Petra gasps – looking visibly shocked, incredulous – and very happy/amused ... Her mouth hanging open but still smiling. “Look at his balls ... They ... Are ... Huge!!”
“And they are full to the brim too!” Comments Charley. Audiences at home will guess that she’s been here before to sample the goods herself before we brought any guests here – and they are correct.
Petra gasps again at the idea of them being full. “I know they cum a lot ... But I never thought about how big those balls would be...” She licks her lips, then looks up at the camera with another smile. “There’s a whole pint in there for me!!”
She watches for a few moments, still standing on the second bar of the gate, her pelvis still against the top cold steel bar of the gate, hands gripping the gate in case her muddy feet slip. Lost in thought for a second – admiring the ugly fat beast.
Then she looks back at the camera and asks, “Can I just get straight in?”
We cut back to a shot from inside the pen, watching her as she climbs up one more fence bar, then swings a short but nicely formed leg over the top, getting her footing on the other side, and then carefully swinging the other leg over before climbing down to the filthy floor inside.
Winston turns and approaches as soon as she hits the floor – he’s got a good idea of what it means when a naked human gets in here. He’s neither fast nor aggressive, but his approach is enough to make Petra take a step back toward the fence and her bare foot slips a little in some shit on the concrete floor – she grabs the fence to stop her from falling – then flashes a look up to camera and nods to indicate she’s alright.
The big pig isn’t shy – he walks right to her and sniffs again – his big soft snout getting much closer this time – the wet end rubbing over her knees and thighs. He’s huge next to her – obviously much shorter, but so fat and round next to her slim frame and short legs. The fact that she’s a petite woman makes him look even bigger.
She stands with her hands up out of the way, dead still, letting him sniff at her. Obviously very turned on. She smiles and nods toward the camera, then starts talking. “He’s bloody huge ... I didn’t think pigs were this big...”
“Are you scared?” Charley checks.
Petra pauses before answering. “No ... Not scared ... Nervous ... Not scared...” She slowly lowers a hand toward him and strokes his big head and neck – looking back to the camera to confirm that, “But very horny!”
She strokes him a little more, bending forward and bringing her other hand down to his nose – letting him sniff that and taking the chance to rub her palm and fingers against his piggy snout. Clearly curious about how it feels... “Slimy!” She confirms with a smile for the viewers at home.
Winston turns and walks away, and our slut straightens up, watching him waddle. She brings her hands up to her big breasts and cups them, rubbing gently and pinching her nipples – apparently very turned on indeed – and keen to get started.
We cut to a high angle to watch as she just stands and watches him walk around. Then after a few seconds she starts to follow him around, getting closer and bending forward as she walks so that she can pat and stroke his back. Trying to calm him down and get closer.
He finally comes to a halt and lets her stand close to him. She strokes his back, then over his hip and down his rear leg – across toward his swollen scrotum – which looks more like a babboon’s arse than a man’s ball-sack ... And gently strokes his balls – her fingers running up and down the skin. She starts breathing again, and it’s only then that we realise she was holding her breath as she reached out to touch them. She pushes gently to note how full and swollen they are. “Oh my, he’s full to the brim...” She gasps. “I’m going to get soooooo wet...” She giggles again, then reaches down to touch the top of her pussy. “I’m already very wet!!”
And then she’s on the floor, on her hands and knees, crawling around beside the pig – her fingers squishing into the dirt ... Crawling toward him and bumping him with her shoulder... “Come on, big boy ... You want me... ? Eh? You want to make babies?”
Winston turns his head toward her and recognises the signs right away ... Woman – naked – on floor ... Time to fuck!
He begins to waddle around in a circle, getting his front end around behind her rear end ... She helps him by crawling forward and turning away – presenting her lovely rear end to him.
He sniffs at her arse – his big wet snout pushing up against her flesh – smearing snot all over her buttocks ... Then he begins to shuffle forward, pushing up against her ... Pushing so hard that she is forced to brace herself, lowering from her hands to her elbows, her boobs brushing against the straw and mud on the floor as she places her forearms out infront of her – edging her knees a little further apart to lower her pussy toward the floor.
She looks around to see if she can see the pig behind her – and ends up looking right into the camera again – giving us a cheeky little smile of anticipation – she knows the moment is almost here and she’s not scared at all...
The pink monster runs his snout down the cleft of her arse and snorts at her pussy ... Getting a good smell of it to confirm this is what he thinks it is – each outward snort making Petra gasp and squeal a little – the feel of his hot breath, and the immediate closeness of the animal putting her on the edge of an orgasm before he’s even mounted her ... And then ... He’s mounting her...
Putting one trotter up her back, making her grit her teeth and wince a little, he almost steps up onto her, then pulls his enormous fat bulk forward, and lets the trotter slip down her side (leaving a long painful looking welt just below her ribs – which she ignores – adrenaline knocking the pain out altogether) ... He heaves himself further forward and brings his other front leg up against her other side. Unlike a dog, he doesn’t try to grip his slut, or support himself – he simply rests all his weight on the girl.
From the strain on her face we can tell it is a LOT of weight ... His flesh almost folds over her, like a heavy blanket.
He’s so big and long that by the time he’s shuffled his cock up to her pussy, his massive head is hanging above hers, meaning that she only has to raise her head a little to look right into the side of his horrible mouth. And all the time she’s still smiling...
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