The United Kingdom Of Zoo (A Fake BBC Documentary Series)S10: E11: Carol Gilley (52), From Newport free porn video

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Once more we fade in on our darkened ‘bedroom’ set. A rusty old metal bedframe, with headboard and footboard, plus a dirty, threadbare mattress laying on squeaky springs. There are no sheets, no blankets, and no pillows – just stains, mostly caused by our the guests who have appeared on the show this year.

We pull back from these stains and turn to the side of the set – looking into the darkness of the unlit depths of the room as a figure approaches, feet clicking, or clomping, on the concrete floor. A less feminine walk than most of this year’s guests.

She moves out of the darkness as she gets closer and we get a good look. Black half cup bra and brief panties that barely cover her pussy hair - she’s lithe and strong looking. Not muscular, but solid. Something about her is not quite right. Possibly her boobs – wide and round, almost certainly fake, sitting in the cups of her bra ... Or maybe it’s the lack of shape in her hips (either her body is wide or her hips narrow – either way it’s pretty much straight up-straight down from her sides to her thighs. It’s not a bad body, but it’s not particularly feminine.

All the same, we’d rate her a 7/10 – she’s in good shape for her age, maybe if she was a decade younger that 7 might be a 8.

As she moves closer we are able to focus on her head and square shoulders. Her brunette hair is neatly styled, cut short of her shoulders – framing a face which is pretty rather than beautiful, quite angular, with deep brown eyes – showing her ages with a few wrinkles around the eyes. She also has a strong jaw and thin lips – which are plastered with thick red lipstick, desperately trying to give them some extra shape.

It’s not unfair to say that her face would rate a 5/10 at best. She’s no beauty queen – but the best dog-fuckers rarely are. The less attractive ones usually put on the best performances! And dogs don’t care how their bitches look, only that they are available and willing!

She comes to a halt on her mark, infront of the bed, dead center of our frame, with her chest, shoulders and head in frame. Many of our viewers will take this opportunity to study her wide cleavage and the unnatural curve of her boobs – reaching the conclusion that they are definitely surgically enhanced.

She flips her head to the side, trying (unsuccessfully) to flick hair out of her eyes, smiles confidently, and then introduces herself in a husky, quite deep, Welsh accent. It’s actually one of the sexier voices we’ve ever had on the show.

“Hello. My name is Carol Gilley. I’m 52, and I’m an administrator in the local education authority here in Newport, in Wales ... I’m here today, because I want to be the first transgender dogslut in ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo!”

It’s only when she says ‘transgender’ that we cut to a side-view and let viewers see her Adam’s Apple – it’s not a huge one, not obvious at all, which is why we didn’t see it before – but it’s there. We cut to a not-so-subtle full length shot, half zooming in on her panties, noting that there doesn’t seem to be anything in there that shouldn’t be ... Then we’re back to her head and chest shot, as she talks direct to camera again, giving us a pocket history of her life – whilst we cut to various photographs and home movie/video clips.

“I was born Carl Gilley ... I was an only child ... And I was always ‘a bit different’.”

We see pictures of young Carl, still a toddler, dressing as a Disney Princess...

“I loved dressing up as a girl ... I played with dollies ... I loved playing with mother’s make-up...”

A picture of a young boy with lipstick, rouge, eyeliner – looking like an 8 year old slut!

“I never considered myself to be gay ... I always thought I was a girl ... With a penis...”

A shot of a naked teen, with his dick and balls tucked between his legs creating a little hairy triangle at the crotch. The boy’s arms in the air, a big smile – showing off.

“So – the natural thing to do was – to get rid of the penis ... But it took me a long, long time to build up the courage to finally do that ... Not until I was in my 40s ... And then, after I decided I wanted to do it, I had to convince those nice people at the National Health Service ... Which took me until I was 50!”

We cut back to the interview as Carol continues to tell her story.

“In the meantime, I was very confused ... And I got into experimenting ... I did all kinds of things ... And obviously, one of them was dogs ... My psychiatrist said I was punishing myself, trying to shame myself into suicide, or something like that ... I used to think it was part of hiding who I was, and that those urges would go away once I had my true body...”

She smiles, takes a breath and then continues... “But, ahh, since the op I’ve felt the same way ... I managed to avoid it for a year, and then I thought – ‘if I’m going to do it, I should be as open about that as I am about my sexuality’ ... So I want to do this, on camera, on your show, to let everyone know who I am.”

“And who are you?” Asks Ozvik, leading Carol exactly where she wants to go...

Carol smiles again, then announces that she is, “A very naughty girl!” as she reaches down and unclasps her bra at the front, opening it up to show off those firm, fake, widely-spaced tits – which barely move when the bra drops away. At the same time, we pull back to reveal that she’s no longer wearing her briefs – and she’s well-trimmed downstairs, with no sign a cock.

We cut away to look at the entrance to the set – it cracks open just wide enough for a large, black and tan snout to poke through, noisy breathing, tongue slopping, jaws snapping without ever seeming threatening ... Then the door opens wider and the big dog pushes through ... A familiar Rottweiler, this year’s break-out star of the show, Tyson.

We cut back to Carol, seeing her reaction to the newly arrived beast ... A wide and excited smile – clearly keen to get things started ... As the dog approaches, she runs her hands over her belly and groin, almost as if she’s checking to see if that cock of hers is hard enough to grab onto...

She drops down onto her knees on the floor as the dog gets close, ready to say hello and let him introduce himself to her...

She strokes his head and neck, and chats away to him, “Hello ... Hello there ... Hello boy ... Who’s a handsome boy?” – as he sniffs at her, immediately dropping his head down between her thighs and snorting, stepping back and turning his head on one side – he knows there’s something different about this bitch ... She laughs. “Ohhh, he knows ... He knows!!” She laughs again.

She stands up, moves back to edge of the bed, and sits again, spreading her thighs and reaches down with one hand to rub her fingers over her crotch ... We get our first close-up of a post-op pussy ... It looks to be a particularly neat, slightly strained cunt ... A couple of surgically created fold around a thin slit – a little hair around it, but mostly bare.

She spreads her legs and we catch sight of a familiar feature – a nice tight little arsehole! It’s funny to think that dog’s have fucked the rear hole, but not the front one ... We’ll soon fix that for her!

Sucking the fingers of her other hand, then taking her saliva down to her new cunt, swapping hands as she transfers the saliva from her fingers over her pussy lips, and poking a finger-tip inside – sucking her other fingers until they are nicely wet, whilst continuing to finger fuck herself, then switching again ... This time pushing a second finger into her snatch, opening it up slightly in preparation for the dog – who’s been watching this from a couple of feet away, waiting for the right time to join in again...

And now’s the time ... He steps forward and flaps his tongue between her thighs, barely flicking her pussy but making just enough contact to make Carol yelp in surprise, jumping back a few inches, then flashing a smile even bigger than before...

She moves her pelvis back into position – spreading her thighs wide and presenting her groin again, angling her legs back and opening herself up to his tongue - inviting the dog’s full attention to lick that crack...

He does it ... His wide tongue sweeping over her new hole half a dozen times before he pauses to consider his options, looking up at the bitch’s face, then turning his head toward Ozvik, behind the camera, with that confused but happy expression.

“Go on ... Go on...” Calls Ozvik, and the dog returns to licking Carol’s cunt, making her throw her head back in delight.

The big Rottie licks some more – then pauses again, cocking his head on its side again – then looking up over her body ... It doesn’t look right to him – doesn’t smell right – and now it doesn’t appear to taste the way he’s used to either, so his licking isn’t as hungry and extensive as usual ... But he continues anyway...

As he licks, Carol runs her fingers over her chest, squeezing her tits and pinching at her nipples – writhing a little and arching her back as the dog’s tongue continues to soak and slide over her quim.

The fun only lasts for a few more seconds though – the black dog clearly not interested in licking her any longer ... He steps back and stands, panting, looking around – a little confused.

Carol is more amused than frustrated, looking up at him, then sitting up, reaching out to stroke his back. Reassuring him, “Good boy...” as she switches from his back to his side, to his belly, to his sheath ... Looking over toward our camera and smiling ... An excited, youthful smile – open mouthed ... We can almost hear her thinking, “Yes!” as she feels it’s weight.

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We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a built-up inner-city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking at a crowded sandy beach – kids building sandcastles, parents sunbathing ... Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing over a river – tourists leaning over the sides, taking pictures... Now we’re looking at a sandy beach on a perfect summer’s day – small waves rolling...

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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e7 Siobhan

Series 4, Episode 7: SIOBHAN We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a grim street of residential blocks – skinny kids running around as exhausted looking single mothers carry the shopping home ... Then we’re looking down at a crowded street market – barrows selling everything from fresh fruit and veg, to handmade jewelry and knock-off designer handbags. Now we’re in the middle of a busy food-court - restaurants...

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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS14E11 Joan Burridge 43 from Leicester

We begin this week’s show with a tracking shot of a row of old shops on a wide street that’s strangely lacking traffic. Approximately half of the shops are closed, either boarded up or shuttered, with the names removed from the frontage. ‘FOR LEASE’ signs hang from most of the vacant stores. As we move along the street, we notice that the shutters of one of the vacant shop-fronts are being wound up – and a couple of workmen are standing by ready to work on the window... A big caption...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e1 Sammy Murty

We open with an image of the United Kingdom – from high, high up ... The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us like a perverted version of Supergirl ... She smiles at us, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping to sea level over the Severn Estuary, between Wales (with a cartoonish huge flag waving on the coast, and the south-west coast of England, with...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e10 Alison Latham

Series 5, Episode 10: Alison Latham (47) – Wolverhampton We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit ... The whole country in one shot. Then our very cartoonish, top heavy and slutty caricature of Charley appears infront of us ... She points down toward the UK below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” Then she waves for us to follow her, turns and skydives toward the country below at...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e7 Effat Hassan 41

Footage through a car window, looking out at a twilight sky and a virtually empty motorway ahead ... There’s a car in the distance ahead of us, an occasional car or truck coming the other way, passing us at speed, nothing like you’d expect from a busy rush hour motorway. Then we’re looking down at the driver from a high angle, corner mounted GoPro. The driver, as you’d expect, is the cleavage heavy, filthy looking pornstar-esque Charley Ozvik, the face of the British bestiality business, and...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e3 Rebecca

“The United Kingdom of Zoo” Series 5, Episode 3: Rebecca We open with a shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us like a twisted version of the old “Bewitched’ tv titles ... She smiles at us, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit to sea level over the English Channel, off the south coast, in...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e7 Asha

Series 5, Episode 7: Asha Goyal We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit ... The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our host, Charley, appears infront of us ... She points down toward the UK below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” She giggles, then turns and dives toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess10e01 Anita Vernon 25 from Bury

As part of our commitment to social distancing and the safety of our great nation, this season of the “United Kingdom of Zoo” has been filmed almost entirely with remote cameras. We wish to thank the many lovely ladies who have travelled to see us at our Manchester studios, and hope they all enjoyed fulfilling their fantasies as much as we enjoyed watching... We fade in on a dark set. A spotlight illuminates a single bed – steel-frame, mattress, no bedclothes or pillows. We had a scour a...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess7e11 Olga Tozer 42

We open on footage from a current affair documentary, the host doing her best to sound very earnest about the plight of the women she’s discussing. As she speaks, we see a montage of young ladies, either beautiful, or close enough that no-one would argue the point… “Package tours to the Ukraine for single western men, seeking eastern European brides. The marketing for these week-long breaks boast that the men will meet women who are not only beautiful, but also dutiful… Young women, with...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess3e10 Stacy 44 hairdresser from London

Series 3, Episode 10: Stacy On one side of the street a row of pre-War three-story buildings – shopfront downstairs, residential apartment/flats above. On the other side of the street, modern four/five level office buildings, and an old train station with a sign outside that reads, “Welcome to Enfield Chase”. We’re in North London to meet our next subject, and she’s a subject who’s worth meeting. Back to those shopfronts – one in particular – Hair By Hottinger. A modest hair and beauty...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e2 Victoria Bravia 20

We open with our beautiful animated shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Then our cartoon, top heavy tattooed version of Charley appears, floating in the sky with us, winking and smiling - then waving for us to follow her as she turns and falls toward the country at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit toward the northern part of England, all the way down to a large old city of Sheffield right in the middle, in just a few seconds. Our animated Charley leads us all the...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess9e16 Sienna Triosi 24 married showoff

Series 9, Episode 16: Sienna Triosi (24), from Ipswich We open with a shot of a very boring, street two-up two-down terraced houses. Small paved front yards provide off street parking for a couple of small cars each. And then, walking up the street toward us – the chunky figure of our favourite Cockney wideboy, Dennis, and beside him the sleek, narrow figure of his mean looking, hard-loving, but ultimately very well-behaved Doberman, Casanova. We track backwards as he walks – keeping him...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess8e11 Ursula Bonvin 56 horse lady

Series 8, Episode 11: Ursula Bonvin (56), from Ballymena We open with an establishing shot of an idyllic country house style hotel, set in the rolling green hills of country Northern Ireland. It’s all white-wash and big bricks, dormer windows and chimney pots. We pan to the (mostly deserted) carpark, and see our host stepping into frame – this week, it’s Bradford’s bestial belle, Kimberly Milner ... Tall and slim, with long dark hair, and a red-lipped smile that few could resist. For a...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS12E19 Emma Withe 54 from Oakham

We fade in in the middle of a quiet street, in the low-rise central area of a small midlands town, with one and two story buildings around us. To one side, a long flat warehouse/factory type unit, stocking and fitting tyres for local drivers, to the other, the town’s train station. Looking like a traditional old station, but rebuilt fairly recently. There’s a small car park between us and the station, and it’s almost full. We watch as a car drives down the road toward us, then turns into the...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e13 Colette

Series 4, Episode 13: COLETTE We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway ... And then we’re looking at something new... This time our drone camera is floating over a road in a nice suburb on a beautiful sunny day. High stone/brick walls separate nice houses from the pavement. Not too many cars driving by. We’re following a middle-aged woman as she jogs ... Well, it’s more of a...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e4 Melina

We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a build-up inner city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing over a river – tourists leaning over the sides, taking pictures ... And finally we’re floating over the dull terraced houses and occasional grim tower-block of a northern English city. Over allotments, over a slow-moving river, dropping down toward a...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess8e16 Lily Parkinson 32

Series 8, Episode 16: Lily Parkinson (32), from Chester We pan over a couple of large wooden animal shapes – a rhino and a giraffe - open on a large sign that reads “Chester Zoo”, then pan down to the main gates, watching as an excited family enters the facility. A mini-montage shows us some of the animals – large lizards, chimpanzees, elephants, lions, and finally a pair of dingos ... Pausing on the final animals as one suddenly mounts the other and starts fucking her ... We cut to a...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS13E17 Eva Ahn 33 from Motherwell

We start this week’s show with an establishing shot of a bright and classy business park – 2 and 3 level buildings with red and white facias, large black windows, small car parks... The car parks are mostly empty as we pan from one building to the next, and we realize that the sun is dropping in the background – it’s an evening shoot, and all of the workers have gone home for the day... We end our pan looking at the one building with cars/vans in the carpark. And then our host steps into...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess12e07 Cora Toney 25 from Newcastle

We start this week’s show with establishing shots of a large allotment on a sunny day – lots of small gardens sectioned off from one another, middle aged men avoiding their families – growing flowers, vegetables, or just hiding in garden sheds – and then we’re looking at a large blue-grey Weimaraner ... Watching for a moment as he sniffs around the corner of a garden shed, then turns, cocks his leg, and pisses on it... And then, stepping out from behind the shed, catching a little of that...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS12 E20 Eva Straskova 30 from Notting Hill London

We start this week’s show with an establishing shot of a large, grey, concrete and glass building. Seven storeys high, each as boring and square as the last. If it wasn’t for the row of green trees planted in the wide pavement out front there wouldn’t be any colour here at all. We move toward the building and note that the ground floor windows are mirrored glass – briefly casting a reflection of our camera crew – as we approach a pair of glass double-doors. Stencilled on the glass, a very...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e5 Andrea

Series 5, Episode 5: Andrea Fereday (29) – Uxbridge We open with our beautiful animation of the United Kingdom – from space... Our cartoonish, top heavy image of Charley appears, floating infront of us, smiling and giggling, then waves for us to follow her ... Turns and dives toward the country at hyper-sonic speed – and we follow - dropping from a low-Earth orbit – heading toward the south, toward London, then veering westward as we hurtle toward the ground ... Reaching ground level in...

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