The United Kingdom Of Zoo (A Fake BBC Documentary Series)s2e2 - Carol (54) And Anita (52) free porn video

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Series 2, Episode 2: Anita and Carol

We’re in a supermarket. The company name is blurred out on camera, but just about anyone who has ever gone grocery shopping in the UK will be able to identify it.

Busy, busy, busy. Customers wander the aisles, select goods, line up to pay. Staff clean up spills, work the check-outs, help out customers.

We focus on two members of staff having a chat on the floor of the store. Both middle-aged women. One blonde and pale skinned, the other brunette with a tan. Neither looks bad for their age, and both have faces that suggest they don’t go too long without having a good laugh at the world.

A tannoy message sounds out through the store. “Could Anita Sutherland and Carol Makin please report to the store room. Anita and Carol to the store-room please.

The two women look up, as if looking toward the speakers will make the announcement clearer. They roll their eyes at each other and then smile as they walk off together toward the rear of the shop. It seems more than a little staged.

Now Carol and Anita are on the loading dock at the rear of the store. Low lighting - stacks of cans in unopened boxes, sealed slabs of soft drink, and wooden trays of fruit. Talking to camera.

Carol speaks first - with a strong northern accent. “My name is Carol Makin. I’m 54, and I’m a supermarket worker from Stockport.”

Then the other lady, not quite as sure of herself as Carol. Her voice is deeper, but with the same accent. “I’m Anita Sutherland, I’m 52, and I’m also a supermarket worker from Stockport ... Obviously.”

Carol speaks first. “We’ve known each other for... 38 years?” “Yeah, 38 years.” Anita confirms. Carol continues. “In the time we’ve been friends we’ve both met our husbands, got married, had kids. We’ve been through a lot together. Told each other everything.” “Well, almost everything.” Adds Anita.

Carol again... “When my husband and me were first going out, he used to come ‘round and babysit my little sister with me. He’d sneak these videos out from his dad’s collection. Real filth from Europe. We’d watch them together. My favourites were the ones where women had sex with dogs. There were loads of them. I never wanted to be one of those girls ... But watching the videos was a real turn-on.”

And your husband?

“Oh, he was turned on by them too. I think that’s part of the reason we fell in love. It’s not often you find someone with a shared interest like that. If either one of us had been disgusted and turned the tape off, I don’t think we would have ended up married.”

Carol continues, “When the show started last year - I watched every week. I thought it was amazing to see all these ‘normal’ women, doing that ... English women. It was what I’d been fantasizing about all these years.”

Anita’s turn. “I was shocked, to be honest. We’ve talked about sex, but we’ve never told each other our fantasies ... I had no fucking idea she was into dogs – not until your bloody show started ... Then she never stopped going on about it ... Did you see that Paki getting fucked in the park? Did you see that girl on her wedding night? Did you see those Geordie lesbians? And then she told me she wanted to go on the show – and she wanted me to go on with her.”

And how do you feel about that?

Anita continues, looking a little disgusted. “Well, I thought, she’s my best friend, and this is what she really wants ... And ... I had a little secret too...”

Now on Carol, “I got all excited – I thought she was going to tell me she was into dog’s too...”

Anita blushes a little. “I never said anything ... But I thought, if she’s going to tell me a big secret after 36 years ... I better tell her mine. Ever since we were teenagers, I’ve been looking at her every day and thinking, ‘I really want to fuck her!’ I’m not a lezzy or anything, but I’d do all kinds of things to her...”

Carol shrugs to the camera, as if to say “what can you do?”

Anita continues, “I said I’d come on the show and have a threesome with the dog - but only if she would have sex with me as well as the dog.”

Carol, “I thought – if she’s willing to have sex with a dog for me, the least I can do is let her have sex with me too.”

What would your husbands think if they knew you were doing this?

“Mine would probably be turned on ... And pissed off that he wasn’t coming along to watch!” Answers Carol.

Anita’s turn... “I don’t know. He probably wouldn’t care so long as he could still see the tv.”

Do you think they will watch the show?

Carol: “We watch it together every week. We love it. I can’t wait for my face to pop up and him to realise what’s going on.”

Anita: “I’ve caught him having a sneaky watch some weeks. He always says he’s just flicking through the channel when I walk in the room, but I think he watches. I reckon he could watch the whole thing without realising its me.” She looks right into the camera and waves, “Hello Geoff ... It’s me...”

Now – in about 5 minutes ... Your future is going to come through that door (the camera flicks to the loading bay door) ... All your dreams, and all your fantasies are going to become real ... How do you feel about that?

“I’m very excited ... A bit nervous ... But mainly really turned-on.” Says Carol. Anita is less enthusiastic. “I’m looking forward to the fantasy bit, but I’m not looking forward to the bloody dog!”

We cut to the carpark outside the shop. A car pulling up and parking. The rear hatch opening and a big white dog jumping out – long furred, white, with a pointy face and a tail that curves up and over his back almost proudly showing off his big brown asshole.

His owner, a tall black man, introduces himself to camera. “I’m Steve, and this is Max. He’s a pure-bred Alaskan Malamute. He’s five years old, and he’s been having sex with women ever since he could get an erection. Originally with my girlfriend, but he’s built up a nice little harem now.” Steve smiles.

Cut to a minute later, the rear door of the loading dock rolling up and man and dog are outlined by the light from outside. Steve walks Max in.

The looks on Carol and Anita couldn’t be more different. Carol almost licking her lips with excitement. Anita watching Carol rather than the approaching dog.

They greet the dog – Carol crouching down to pet him and welcome him with a smile and a “Who’s a beautiful boy...” Anita standing to the side and watching, her finger tips curiously stroking the dog’s head when he’s close enough.

Carol asks Steve, “Has he had a lot of women?” “About a dozen.”

The camera pans around the loading dock – it’s dark but we can see a couple of members of staff hiding behind the stacks of boxes, keen to watch – not keen to be caught on camera. When we get back to the ladies they are undressing.

Carol is already down to stockings and suspenders and her white bra. Anita seems more interested in watching her friend undress, rather than undressing herself – but she gets some direction from off camera and soon begins to catch up. Like her friend, she is also wearing white bra and panties.

Both women are slim – Carol’s boobs are larger. They both giggle at what’s going on. Carol’s giggle seems to be anticipatory, whilst Anita’s seems a little more nervous.

Max is wondering back and forth between them, getting more agitated as he senses sex is getting closer.

Carol removes her bra, her large boobs sag, 54 years worth of gravity kicking in. Anita licks her lips and absent mindedly removes her own bra – smaller boobs, but big nipples as hard as rocks.

Carol peels off her panties, which are sopping wet, revealing a shaved pussy. “I always wondered if you shaved.” Says Anita. “I did it especially for today...” Confirms Carol. Anita removes her panties to reveal an unshaven, but neatly trimmed little bush of dark hair.

They stand, side-by-side, naked, with the hairy dog looking up at them. Anita struggling to keep her eyes off Carol’s big boobs. Carol puts her arm around Anita’s back and Anita eagerly does the same to her. In close up...

“My name is Carol Makin, and I want to have sex with a dog.” Smile. Then Anita, “My name is Anita Sutherland, and I’m going to have sex with a dog.”

Then they are on the floor – on their knees - with Max standing between them. Anita is stroking his back and patting him, Carol is rubbing his sheath, gripping the growing cock inside it, jerking it harder. The pink lipstick tip is already poking out. The two women joke and flirt as they play with the dog. “I like this.” “You fucking would.” “It’s getting harder...” “You dirty cunt.”

Carol stooping down to look under Max’s belly, checking out his cock – able to expose a few inches of it when she pulls the sheath back. Looking at it, then at Anita. Anita looking a little sick, but excited at the same time. “Go on, give it a suck...”

“I’m not sucking that...” Retorts Anita. “If you suck it ... I’ll give you a kiss...” Teases Carol.

Anita looks at the cock, then at her friend, cracks a little smile. “It better be a fucking good kiss!” Carol smiles, “You give him a good suck and I’ll give you a good kiss!”

Anita licks her lips. A nervous lick rather than a sensual one. Takes a deep breath, then lays down on her back on the cold concrete floor and slips her head under Max’s belly. His growing cock hanging down toward her, with Carol still holding the sheath. She continues to wank the dog – slower now – focussing on drawing the sheath back as far as possible to expose as much of that pink cock as possible. Looking down at her friend as she prepares herself...

Anita opens her mouth and raises he head toward the dog’s cock ... Nervously, with a hint of disgust, she takes the tip in her mouth and gives it a little suck, scared at first ... Then accepting it and sucking deeper. She doesn’t seem to be enjoying it, but she’s doing it. Carol, on the other hand, is watching with a big smile on her face, still wanking that sheath – feeling that hot cock growing in her hand as her friend sucks on it. “Oh that looks bloody amazing...”

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We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a built-up inner-city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking at a crowded sandy beach – kids building sandcastles, parents sunbathing ... Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing over a river – tourists leaning over the sides, taking pictures... Now we’re looking at a sandy beach on a perfect summer’s day – small waves rolling...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e7 Siobhan

Series 4, Episode 7: SIOBHAN We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a grim street of residential blocks – skinny kids running around as exhausted looking single mothers carry the shopping home ... Then we’re looking down at a crowded street market – barrows selling everything from fresh fruit and veg, to handmade jewelry and knock-off designer handbags. Now we’re in the middle of a busy food-court - restaurants...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e1 Sammy Murty

We open with an image of the United Kingdom – from high, high up ... The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us like a perverted version of Supergirl ... She smiles at us, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping to sea level over the Severn Estuary, between Wales (with a cartoonish huge flag waving on the coast, and the south-west coast of England, with...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e10 Alison Latham

Series 5, Episode 10: Alison Latham (47) – Wolverhampton We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit ... The whole country in one shot. Then our very cartoonish, top heavy and slutty caricature of Charley appears infront of us ... She points down toward the UK below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” Then she waves for us to follow her, turns and skydives toward the country below at...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e7 Effat Hassan 41

Footage through a car window, looking out at a twilight sky and a virtually empty motorway ahead ... There’s a car in the distance ahead of us, an occasional car or truck coming the other way, passing us at speed, nothing like you’d expect from a busy rush hour motorway. Then we’re looking down at the driver from a high angle, corner mounted GoPro. The driver, as you’d expect, is the cleavage heavy, filthy looking pornstar-esque Charley Ozvik, the face of the British bestiality business, and...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e3 Rebecca

“The United Kingdom of Zoo” Series 5, Episode 3: Rebecca We open with a shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us like a twisted version of the old “Bewitched’ tv titles ... She smiles at us, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit to sea level over the English Channel, off the south coast, in...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e7 Asha

Series 5, Episode 7: Asha Goyal We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit ... The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our host, Charley, appears infront of us ... She points down toward the UK below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” She giggles, then turns and dives toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS13E01 Christina Bruce 42 from Belfast

With series 12 completed, we roll straight through into series 13 - the same hosts, doing the same things all over again ... Aren’t we getting bored of this yet? Well, it appears not ... So... We start this week’s show with establishing shots of quiet suburban streets – semi-detached homes, very middle class and safe... And then, stepping into frame from the side, moving from behind the camera to infront - this week’s host ... Still the nation’s least likely sex symbol – short, fat,...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e6 Julie Durand 29

Hand-held footage – a female hand reaches infront of us and opens a door – a big, light coloured long-haired Labrador, a golden retriever, races past us and bounds out into the room beyond – it’s a garage. A female voice – a familiar voice – with a Manchester accent, says (to him), “Yes ... We’re going for a little drive ... One of your favourite drives ... Yes... !” She opens one of the rear doors of the car, and the dog leaps in, his hindpaws scraping the leather of the seats as he heaves...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e11 Janine Saunders 18

Series 6, Episode 11 – Janine Saunders (18), from Birmingham We fade in on a nice townhouse in a nice neighbourhood – then we cut to inside the house and see our hostess – Charley – sitting at her desk, a large computer editing suite laid out infront of her (big computer, multiple screens, etc.) She appears to be editing an episode of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’ as we watch, although there’s nothing sexual on screen at the moment, just a young couple walking a large Alsatian. Charley turns...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess10e01 Anita Vernon 25 from Bury

As part of our commitment to social distancing and the safety of our great nation, this season of the “United Kingdom of Zoo” has been filmed almost entirely with remote cameras. We wish to thank the many lovely ladies who have travelled to see us at our Manchester studios, and hope they all enjoyed fulfilling their fantasies as much as we enjoyed watching... We fade in on a dark set. A spotlight illuminates a single bed – steel-frame, mattress, no bedclothes or pillows. We had a scour a...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e2 Victoria Bravia 20

We open with our beautiful animated shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Then our cartoon, top heavy tattooed version of Charley appears, floating in the sky with us, winking and smiling - then waving for us to follow her as she turns and falls toward the country at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit toward the northern part of England, all the way down to a large old city of Sheffield right in the middle, in just a few seconds. Our animated Charley leads us all the...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess9e16 Sienna Triosi 24 married showoff

Series 9, Episode 16: Sienna Triosi (24), from Ipswich We open with a shot of a very boring, street two-up two-down terraced houses. Small paved front yards provide off street parking for a couple of small cars each. And then, walking up the street toward us – the chunky figure of our favourite Cockney wideboy, Dennis, and beside him the sleek, narrow figure of his mean looking, hard-loving, but ultimately very well-behaved Doberman, Casanova. We track backwards as he walks – keeping him...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess3e10 Stacy 44 hairdresser from London

Series 3, Episode 10: Stacy On one side of the street a row of pre-War three-story buildings – shopfront downstairs, residential apartment/flats above. On the other side of the street, modern four/five level office buildings, and an old train station with a sign outside that reads, “Welcome to Enfield Chase”. We’re in North London to meet our next subject, and she’s a subject who’s worth meeting. Back to those shopfronts – one in particular – Hair By Hottinger. A modest hair and beauty...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e13 Colette

Series 4, Episode 13: COLETTE We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway ... And then we’re looking at something new... This time our drone camera is floating over a road in a nice suburb on a beautiful sunny day. High stone/brick walls separate nice houses from the pavement. Not too many cars driving by. We’re following a middle-aged woman as she jogs ... Well, it’s more of a...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e4 Melina

We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a build-up inner city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing over a river – tourists leaning over the sides, taking pictures ... And finally we’re floating over the dull terraced houses and occasional grim tower-block of a northern English city. Over allotments, over a slow-moving river, dropping down toward a...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess8e16 Lily Parkinson 32

Series 8, Episode 16: Lily Parkinson (32), from Chester We pan over a couple of large wooden animal shapes – a rhino and a giraffe - open on a large sign that reads “Chester Zoo”, then pan down to the main gates, watching as an excited family enters the facility. A mini-montage shows us some of the animals – large lizards, chimpanzees, elephants, lions, and finally a pair of dingos ... Pausing on the final animals as one suddenly mounts the other and starts fucking her ... We cut to a...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS12E19 Emma Withe 54 from Oakham

We fade in in the middle of a quiet street, in the low-rise central area of a small midlands town, with one and two story buildings around us. To one side, a long flat warehouse/factory type unit, stocking and fitting tyres for local drivers, to the other, the town’s train station. Looking like a traditional old station, but rebuilt fairly recently. There’s a small car park between us and the station, and it’s almost full. We watch as a car drives down the road toward us, then turns into the...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS13E17 Eva Ahn 33 from Motherwell

We start this week’s show with an establishing shot of a bright and classy business park – 2 and 3 level buildings with red and white facias, large black windows, small car parks... The car parks are mostly empty as we pan from one building to the next, and we realize that the sun is dropping in the background – it’s an evening shoot, and all of the workers have gone home for the day... We end our pan looking at the one building with cars/vans in the carpark. And then our host steps into...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e8 Patricia

Series 5, Episode 8: Patricia Grant (41) – Dagenham We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit ... The whole of the British Isles in one shot. Then our top-heavy cartoon character version of Charley, our host, appears infront of us ... She points down toward the landmass below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” She giggles, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS12 E20 Eva Straskova 30 from Notting Hill London

We start this week’s show with an establishing shot of a large, grey, concrete and glass building. Seven storeys high, each as boring and square as the last. If it wasn’t for the row of green trees planted in the wide pavement out front there wouldn’t be any colour here at all. We move toward the building and note that the ground floor windows are mirrored glass – briefly casting a reflection of our camera crew – as we approach a pair of glass double-doors. Stencilled on the glass, a very...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e13 AnneMarie Silverwood

We open with our beautiful animation of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then fall toward the planet at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit – heading north, toward Scotland ... Reaching ground level in the countryside in seconds. From here we race north, approaching cartoon St Andrew’s flags indicating that we are entering Scotland. High speed overland, fading through to live action as we enter the outer suburbs of a city ... Then through the streets...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e6 Maria

Series 5, Episode 6: Maria Sinclair (55) We open with an image of the United Kingdom – from high, high up ... The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us ... She points down toward the country below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” She giggles, then turns and dives toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping to sea...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess8e6 Simone Butt 27 pig lover

Series 8, Episode 6: Simone Butt (27), from Bristol We open with an establishing shot of an impressive, modern brick and glass façade of a six-story office block on a busy street. Very clean, under a clear blue sky. We can see a figure approaching along the pavement, a slim lady with blonde hair. She’s wearing ripped blue jeans and a tight t-shirt, and her nice round boobs bounce on every step. It’s our Polish princess, Petra – and this week there’s no sign of her lovely Labrador. She...

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