The United Kingdom Of Zoo (A Fake BBC Documentary Series)S14, E12 - Marianna Good (59), From Camberly, With Andy free porn video
We open this week’s show with a shot of a wide English street. Mock Tudor fronted buildings with high angled rooftops, white fronted and decorated with fake black wooden beams.
A big caption appears, filling almost the whole screen, “CAMBERLY, ENGLAND.”
The caption fades as we pan away from these buildings which are pretending to be something they are not, onto a squat white rectangular building. It’s about as boring as architecture can get. Square, with square windows. White, with blue frames. A sign over the door reads, “MARIANNA’S” – other signs read “School Uniforms” and “Sports Equipment”
We pan a little further, over the front of the building, until we are looking back where we came from ... And that’s when we see our host ... Stocky, casually dressed in jeans and a button-down shirt, white haired, and holding a large black and tan German Shepherd at his side on a chain leash.
He introduces himself, his dog, and the show, direct to camera, in a polite Scottish accent, his tone suggesting that presenting the show is almost an annoyance to him. He just wants to get his dog into action.
“Hello ... Welcome to yet another episode of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’ ... My name’s Andy Boss, and this is my boy Bucky ... And this week we’ve come down Camberly, in the south-east of England, to meet a filthy slut who claims she wants to have sex with this dog – because she’s upset with her son ... Yeah ... Right...”
We cut to inside the store, moving along a row of school uniforms toward the counter/check-out, and seeing an older lady with jet black shoulder length hair framing a slightly rounded face. She’s wearing too much make-up, covering up her aging skin, and she looks like she’s carrying a little extra weight too.
She looks up as we approach, and smiles a nervous smile, before launching into a introduction in a clearly not-British accent, “Hello ... I’m Marianna Good ... I’m 59 years old, and from Camberly in Essex, originally from Lodz in Poland. I came to England to give my family a better life, but I don’t think my youngest son really appreciates the freedom he has ... So I want to teach hiim a lesson!” The way she says it suggests that she’s really pissed-off at her son. The accent is slight, and her English very good – with only occasional clues that it’s her second language.
We cut to a shot of our host standing opposite her, leaning against the counter as he interviews her, never really looking convinced by what she has to say. “Alright then, Marianna ... Tell us why this is all about your son...”
She almost sighs her comments in a resigned manner that suggests this is her last resort. “I came to England with my husband and my boys twenty years ago, and everyone was very happy with our new life ... Then we had our little surprise ... Peter ... When I was already over forty! I’ve done my best to raise hiim as a respectful man ... But it appears I haven’t been able to teach hiim too much – because every Sunday night I hear him in his room on the Facetime wiith hiis friends during UK of Zoo, saying terrible things about the ladies on the show. Calling them names. Laughing at them ... And I think it’s terrible. He’s a 16-year-old virgin, but he thinks he’s got the right to abuse them.”
She takes a moment to consider her next comment, then continues, “He’s been banned from Facebook, Instagram and Twitter for making improper comments, and sending abusive messages to your former guests ... And he’s been suspended from school for telling one of his teachers that she should apply to be on the show...” She raises her hands as if she doesn’t know what to do, then confirms, “I don’t know what to do ... So I thought, if I come on the show, and do all the things they do, it might just be enough to put hiim off the idea forever!”
Andy nods, “Really...? So it’s because he’s a bad boy - not because you’re a sexually frustrated slut looking for an excuse to try a bit of doggy cock?”
She looks a little taken aback by his direct dialogue. “Oh ... No ... I mean ... No, this isn’t for me...”
“No? Are you sure...? Because you seem to know that he’s commenting on the show, and that tells me that you know when the show is on, and I think you’re watching the show, listening to him, and feeling guilty about the way you feel, because of the things he’s saying ... And now you’re using him as an excuse to be on the show...”
They pause in silence with our guest not sure how to answer ... Then she manages to protest, “No ... No, that’s not it ... I just want to spoil this for him. Make it so that he never wants to watch dogsex videos again...”
“By acting like a complete dogslut?” He checks, sounding like he’s still not convinced by her story.
“Yes ... Quite.” She confirms, looking like someone who thinks she might not be getting away with her cover-story.
“In that case...” Says Andy, looking away from her to the camera, “I think you should start acting like a complete dogslut...” He reaches out to the camera and beckons it in, almost like he’s grabbing the lens and pulling it toward our guest.
Prim and proper she may look, but she takes the hint, and does her best impression of the dirtiest girls she’s seem on our show over the years. “Oh yes ... I’m a dogslut ... I love dogcock ... I can’t wait to get hiim in me ... To taste hiim...” She makes big show of licking her lips, then blowing a shiny lipped kiss at our camera. It’s not a convincing performance – it’s an older woman, carrying a little extra weight, trying to act sexy – and not pulling it off ... But there’s something strangely exciting about watching her try to sound like a sexy slut.
Andy pulls the camera away from her, back to his face, looking right out to our viewers at home, selling the fantasy better than she does as he leans in a little closer to us and says, “Peter ... Your mother wants to have sex with dogs ... She’s a dirty old slut ... And you might not want to watch any more of this...”
As he moves away from the camera we cut to a large, open room, with wire mesh covered windows along one side and several stacks of boxes along the long rear wall. We’ve moved through to the back of the shop, the storage area – a dull grey, concrete floored area...
And there’s the star of the show – big, black and hairy – standing to the side of the room with Andy, his mouth open, tongue hanging forward, looking over at Marianna – who is already stripped down to purple bra and panties, and a pair of sensible black heels.
She’s carrying a few extra kilos, and we can tell from the way she keeps one hand/arm down over her belly that she’s self-conscious about that. Her boobs are very average, sitting in the front of her bra, but we get the feeling that they will head south fast once she’s topless...
She’s still ‘acting’ sexy... “Ohhh ... He’s a big doggy ... I can’t wait to let him mount me ... I want him to fuck me...” There’s a tone in her voice, a little shake, that tells us she’s not really acting – but the way she removes her bra tells us that acting or not, she’s nervous – scared even. Reaching back to unhook the strap at the back, then making sure it doesn’t fall away too fast – reluctantly exposing each breast, trying to keep them supported for as long as possible, not wanting us to see how far they sag ... But they are post-breast-feeding, 57 year old tits – so it’s impossible cover up how floppy they are. She keeps talking to try and distract herself from her nervousness, “I want your big, hard, doggy cock, deeeeeeep inside my dirty, dirty, pussaaaayyyyyy!”
As if to demonstrate what she’s talking about, she reaches up and grabs the sides of her purple panties, then slips them, revealing a little triangle of pussy hair, trimmed back to barely more than stubble, then slips them down her legs, bending forward as she does – letting her soft boobs dangle forward, and allowing a little spare-tyre of flesh to form around her middle.
She straightens up and it’s not a bad sight – the boobs dangle a little too far, the belly is softer than we might like ... But for an older lady, in the real world, she’s okay.
She continues her ‘fake’ dialogue. “MMmmmm ... There’s nothing to stop me now ... I can’t wait to try my big, black, doggy cock...”
Andy crouches down next to Bucky, talking to him as he unhooks his leash. “Alright boy ... Go and show this dirty old Polish slut how good dogsex can be!!” – then he releases the beast and sends him off to see our guest.
Our guest drops down to her haunches, her soft resting on her heels, her knee wide apart – legs shaking a little – we’re not sure if it’s the strain of the position or nerves...
She reaches out to the dog as he approaches, doing her best to pout and look sexy as he gets in range – and then letting him push his big head between her outstretched hands.
Bucky twists his head between her hands, pushing on toward her soft body – she allows him to push her hands, and allows that to knock her back from her feet to her arse – falling to her back and letting her chunky legs come up into the air – keeping them there, spread open, presenting her hairy snatch to the beast...
He’s a good boy – a well-trained fuck-dog ... And a well-presented pussy is impossible to resist ... He drops his snout down between her thighs, up to her pussy, and starts to lick at it... “Oh yes...” She snarls, struggling to get a breath but managing to add, “Lick my filthy cunt!” – then tossing her head back dramatically, enjoying the feel of dog-tongue on her pussy – and wanting to make sure the viewers (especially Peter) know she’s enjoying it.
Bucky ignores her words and licks on – his big tongue slopping through the channel of her open snatch – leaving a slimy, wet trail between her thighs, and soaking the top of her thighs in the process - and all the while, Marianne continues to try and talk dirty – looking up at the camera as she does it (not always at the right camera I should add)... “OOoohh, yeaaassss ... Lick that cunt ... Make me cum!” The more turned-on she gets, the more her natural accent begins to show through.
“You like that, don’t you?” Asks Andy – his tone not so much a friendly query, as an accusation...
Marianna holds position, not quite writhing around yet – just looking down at the dog’s big head between her thighs, watching his big tongue slopping over her pussy. Hearing our host’s question, and then responding with her faked, “MMMmmm yesss ... I love it ... Doggy licking my pussy ... I love it ... I’m such a whore...”
Andy continues, “What do you want him to do next?”
Our guest lets the dog land a few more licks, and then snarls, “I want him let him fuck me!” Showing off her most perverted smile, then licking her lips a couple of times... “I want him to fuck me like his bitch!” And then, “I want his puppies in me!”
“Come on then...” Calls Andy, reaching in to grab her by her thick hair, ‘helping’ her to roll over from her behind to her hands and knees as he says, “No time like the present ... A slut who wants to fuck a dog wouldn’t waste time wi’ foreplay!”
Marianna lets a smile cross her face – forgetting the slutty act for a second, and letting it slip that she’s enjoying this rough and ready treatment from our host ... Quickly assuming the classic doggy position stance – knees and elbows, big arse up, tits dangling close to the floor ... And smiling ... Then pouting toward our camera ... She may be a little more into this than she wants to admit!
Bucky is moving around behind her – almost dancing as he scampers into position - moving up fast and lurching over her behind ... Sliding right onto her back as if they were designed to fit together ... His wide hairy chest against her back, his soft belly on her round arse ... His cock lining up with her waiting pussy...
As he mounts she lets out a sound that comes across as half scared, half excited – and her expression reads ‘oh no’ ... Then he begins to thrust at her, stabbing the tip of his cock up against her pussy – and she comes back to reality, remembering her dialogue, “Yes ... Oh fuck me ... Come on, fuck me...”
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