The United Kingdom Of Zoo (A Fake BBC Documentary Series)S14E08 - Marie Collin (45), From Ipswich, With Andy free porn video
We open this week’s show with establishing shots of an industrial estate. Factory and warehouse units spaced out behind small carparks, behind high wire fences.
A big caption appears, filling almost the whole screen, “IPSWICH, ENGLAND.”
The caption fades as we come to rest on a sign outside on of the factories ... The sign reads, “FINE AQUATICS – The Wetter The Better”. Never a truer word has been written on a sign!
We cut to inside the building – a factory/warehouse, staffed with tradesmen, moving equipment around and constructing large aquariums ... It’s like an episode of the reality show “Tanked” – but without the American glamour.
We see a pleasant middle-aged woman, slightly overweight, her large bust wobbling in her tight t-shirt as she helps a couple of big overall wearing guys to move a large (but empty) fish tank ... She’s laughing as they carry the tank, evidently thinking that she’s not much help...
The overhead lighting combines with the thick glass sides of the tank to semi-obscure a figure standing in the background ... But as the tank is carried away, he is revealed to us ... A stocky guy with white hair, casually dressed, and with a large back German Shepherd at his side...
He introduces the show as we close in slowly toward him – his voice clear, professional, with a slight Scottish accent... “Hello ... And welcome to Ipswich, in the east of England ... I’m your host, Andy Boss, and this is ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’...” As he speaks, we get close enough to see the glint in his eye as he continues, “This week I’ve come along to meet a lady who loves her work, and takes the company motto very seriously...”
We cut to a shot of that pleasant middle-aged woman again, now slightly giggly as she comments in a fun-filled accent, “Yes ... The wetter the better, so they say ... Ha ha...”
Then we’re in close up for her introduction, “Hello ... My name’s Marie Collin ... I’m 45, and I’m from Ipswich.”
We cut to a two-shot, with our stout middle-aged guest standing with laid-back looking Andy. Our host has one hand behind his back, the other holding a microphone out to his guest – the whole time he’s listening to Marie, Andy looks like he’s bored.
Direct and to the point as always, our Andy asks, “So ... Slut ... Why do you want to fuck a dog?”
Marie gasps as if she didn’t expect to be called ‘slut’, or even asked this question so directly, then smirks, and begins to answer, “I think there’s something very sexy about doing something that’s very ‘wrong’ ... You know, when society says it’s something you shouldn’t do, it just makes it hotter ... And I’ve always had, you know ... Thoughts ... About, ‘stuff’, with animals ... And then, whenever people talk about it, ever since your show started, there’s always someone saying that it’s okay, that it’s just sex, and things like that – but there’s always more people fussing about how disgusting it is, and what kind of woman would do that, and how it should be illegal again ... And all of that talk, it just makes me quite tingly...”
Andy nods throughout, but looks full of doubt, then asks, “So ... What you’re saying – is that you’re just a dirty slut, and you want to be a dirtier slut...?”
Marie twists her face up, “I don’t know about slut ... But ... Yes ... I want to be dirty ... I want to do something really naughty...”
Andy looks around the factory unit, then asks, “If you want to do something naughty, and you work in a place like this ... Why not try stuffing a few fish in your cunt? You could do it in a tank – I’m sure the boys here could build something for you...”
Marie laughs a little, “It’s funny you should say that, because I’ve thought about it ... I think it would be really sexy ... But ... Ahhhh ... There’s just something about the idea of being drilled by a doggy...” She laughs again. “That just seems like more... ‘Fun’!”
“Ahhhh ... A cock loving slut ... I understand...” Nods Andy. “Well ... If that’s what you want, that’s what you will have ... A big, fat, dog-cock...”
He looks over to our camera, indicating that it’s time to cut to our next scene...
And then we’ve moved to another space in the factory. It’s not the biggest room, just a bench and some lockers, two toilet stalls at one end, some sinks on the other wall. It’s got that ultra-functional feel on an industrial locker-room.
Our guest is already stripped to her underwear. Her hefty chest is held tight in a black bra – a nice valley of cleavage between D-cups boobs. Black panties wrapped around wide hips, a few stray pubic hairs popping around the gusset. She’s reaching behind her back to unhook the bra and freeing those big tits as Andy asks (from off camera), “Marie ... Tell the viewers why we’re in here...”
Marie smiles as she releases the bra and exposes those big tits (which drop a few inches as the bra’s support is removed). Round and heavy. She answers, “Well ... I want to do this at the factory ... So close that all the boys can almost smell it ... But I don’t want them to see it ... I’m not shy ... I just want to make them suffer!” She laughs again, amused at the idea of her workmates being frustrated.
She takes hold of the top of her panties, playing with the elasticated band, and then pulling it down her thighs, exposing her hairy pussy, “And that way, I get so much more pleasure ... I get to do it ... And then I get to work with them knowing I’ve done it...” She steps out of the panties, one leg at a time. “And then I get to re-live it when you show this ... And then I get to come into work the next day, knowing that all the boys will have seen it ... Waiting to hear what they have to say ... What they call me...” She stands up straight, naked in full frontal, and full of anticipation.
Her body is soft and pale, mottled with orange freckles – curvy, with big boobs and wide hips, and a narrow (but not slim) middle. Her limbs surprisingly muscular – a result of all the manual work she does around the factory.
“You’ve really thought this through...” Chuckles our host.
Our naked guest confirms that, “I haven’t thought of much else since I applied to be on the show!!”
We fade through to a shot Bucky light-footing into the room, the door being closed behind him – a couple of workers outside the room make a big show of trying to look through the doorway, shouting “Looking good, Marie...”
And then we’re looking at her, still naked, already kneeling on the tiled floor. Her knees spread wide apart – her hands held down under her soft belly, protecting her pussy from the threat of doggy abuse ... Which is, of course, what she came here for today!
She excitedly follows the big hairy beast around the room with her eyes, until he is behind her – at which point she faces front, tensing up and waiting for him to make a move and mount her ... Hunching her shoulders up and holding a laugh ... Then relaxing again, letting out that nervous energy, as he continues around her again.
“Tell us what’s happening...” Encourages Andy.
Marie doesn’t stop watching the dog, but talks up, toward our camera, telling us that, “This doggy ... Wants to fuck me...” Giggles a bit. “And ... I want him to fuck me too...” Another giggly breath, and then, “I want the doggy to fuck me like a bitch!”
Once he’s sized her up, the black dog moves closer - approaching cautiously to sniff at her crotch – through her fingers ... Smiling broadly, she moves her hands carefully apart and leans back to give him better access...
He lowers his snout, sniffing at her, dropping it between her thighs - under her pussy – which she raises slightly – leaning forward on her knees...
As the dog continues to size her up, our host comments, “Like a bitch?” He laughs a little, adding, “You’re not ‘like’ a bitch ... You ‘are’ a bitch ... And you should get ready to be fucked like a bitch, by my dog!”
She laughs again, nodding toward our host, smiling ... Loving the idea that she’s about to become his dog’s bitch!
Meanwhile, the dog continues to sniff around her ... Sticking his big snout between her thighs ... She brings her hands up to cup her boobs as he begins to lick at her pussy, his tongue dragging across her lips – dragging them around ... Looking for that magic taste between them ... Altering the angle of his head until the warm tongue finds the gap and parts her flesh – tongue slipping inside her body, making her arch her back like she’s just been electrocuted...
She lets out a loud gasp, “OOOhhhhhhh wwoww!...” as he hits home. Her face a picture of joyous surprise.
He doesn’t lick for long – but it’s enough to send her into a fit of gasping laughter... “Oh-aaaahhhh-oooohhhh-ha aha ha ahahaha ahaahhhaahha...” as she wriggles infront of him, crawling away a little, making him follow her...
He soon loses interest in licking though – and escalates things to the next level...
He skips back, and then prances excitedly around behind her as she tenses up, still looking ahead, waiting to see what will happen next ... She jumps a little as the beast rears up and plants his big front paws on her shoulders, leaning forward against her back, pushing her forward.
Anyone who’s ever questioned whether dogs actually want to fuck women should see this clip ... Because there’s no doubt that he’s trying to push her into position ... This kind of behaviour can’t be trained – it’s just something he wants.
She doesn’t resist, allowing him to push her forward, still on her knees, bending from the middle, all the way forward until the dog is on her back, almost be default ... Her pussy way too low for him to get at, but at least she down ... He tries to few experiment pumps at her as she laughs at the intensity of the moment... “Oh God...”
And then he’s slipped off her to the side, and is jumping excitedly, trying to mount her from the side ... And Marie is twisting around, trying to rise up on her knees as the dog continues to try it on... “Ooooohh, dirty boy ... Naughty ... Come on...” She giggles playfully.
Andy steps in to calm things down, grabbing the dog by his collar and pulling him away from our guest, snarling, “Calm down you dozy fucker!” (we’re not sure if he’s talking to the dog or Marie). “You...” – now he’s definitely talking to her, “Don’t fuck about, get your arse up and brace yourself...”
She does, still laughing, positioning herself on hands and knees, hands shoulder width apart, knees a little narrower – arse up, belly down, tits hanging free and swinging. A smile on her face – excited and anticipatory...
Behind her, the beast moves forward, planting his big hind paws on either side of her legs and pushing up over her back, his big chest grinding over her behind and slipping down into the hollow of her back, his front paws scraping around her body and almost reaching the floor on either side of her – then lifting up and pulling back against her thighs...
She acts shocked – even though she obviously knew this was coming, it’s an instinctive move to lean forward, away from the beast, as if trying to avoid being mounted – but then she twists back as the surprise passes and desire kicks in, pushing her butt back at the hairy beast, and angling her pussy toward his heavy sheath ... Calling, “C’mon ... Bad boy ... Baaaaad booyyyyy...” as she all but twerks under him, bouncing her pussy back against the tip of his cock...
Her energy and movement stimulates the dog, exciting him and making him thrust wildly, looking to nail her down – to take control ... Front paws gripping higher up her body, then scraping back as he pulls harder against her – his arse bouncing and thrusting at her, his powerful thighs bumping against her larger, but weaker looking limbs...
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