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Series 9, Episode 8: Brandy Gardner (44), from Wolverhampton
We pan around a gritty, pebble strewn road, taking in a commercial storage facility on one side of us, an electrical sub-station infront of us, and then coming to rest on a large building supply business. It’s one of those ‘trade only’ places that the regular DIY guy wouldn’t even know exists.
And then the less-than-attractive, but very popular, ‘figure’ of our host steps infront of the big warehouse. All the way from the east end of London, it’s short, fat, scruffy Dennis – and he’s holding his well-behaved and very relaxed Doberman on a chain. Dressed casually in jeans and a West Ham football top that hugs to his man-boobs and overhanging belly, he is the complete opposite of our other hosts ... Older, fatter, uglier – and that seems to be why our audience loves him so much.
He begins his introduction with the cocky Cockney confidence only he can... “Ello, welcome to another edition of the ‘United Kingdom of Zoo’ ... I’m Dennis ... This is Casanova ... And this week we’ve travelled to Wolverhampton in the midlands. It’s a beautiful summer’s day but we’re stuck on an industrial estate in the northern suburbs of the city. We’re here to say hello to another brave woman, who’s ready to throw away all of her good morals, and give into her darkest desires...”
Inside, we pan around looking at the racks of tools and building materials, until we come to rest on our subject for this week’s show. Dressed in baggy protective clothing – a high-vis bib over a thick, polo neck sweater, sensible trousers, sturdy boots, is a very friendly looking black woman. Her hair is plaited into tight cornrows, then explodes into a curly ponytail coming from the top of the back of her skull – six inches of curly hair in just about every direction. Her eyes are alive, and her tongue dances in and out of her mouth and over her lips as she talks, fast, in a strong midlands accent...
“Hello, my nayyyym is Brandy Gardner, I’m 44 years old, I’m from Wolverhampton, and I’d luv to ‘ave sex with a big dog!” She makes a big deal of licking her lips and we have no doubt that she’s really up for this.
We cut to the car park, business as usual in the background, a couple of vans loading up with timber and can of paint/varnish/etc., for the day’s work, as Brandy is interviewed by our little camera crew. Dennis nodding along with her story, trying to show the appropriate level of respect. Casanova beside him, looking up intently at the jovial and dark lady.
“My ‘usband died in the middle of sex – he caaaaaame and went at the same time ... I was in shock for weeks ... I mean, it’s probably a great way for a man to go, but it’s not a great experience to be the partner ... I mean, for a few seconds there, he was on top of me and I was still grinding on him ... So technically, I was having sex with a dead man. Necrophilia! Bloody hell!!”
She laughs at the memory. “I actually laugh about it now – not because it was funny, but because it was just typical of ‘im ... He was the world’s biggest practical joker ... It’s like he did it deliberate, loike. I can imagine him floating away from me, with a big smile on his face, pointing at me and shouting, ‘How’s that for a stiffy!’” And she’s laughing again.
“He used to joke about wanting to see me have sex with a dog ... Loike, he wuz trying to get me to admit to wanting to do it ... To trick me into saying-g it. I didn’t want to – I don’t know why he kept trying-g ... It was ‘is little gaime...” The smile disappears for a second, and she continues...
“A couple of days before he died, he said to me, that he was going to come back as a dog in the next life, and he was going to find me, and he was going to fuck me ... And that if he died, I should keep my eyes out for a dog that looks like him ... Slim, black, with very short, shiny hair...” She points down at a semi-growling Casanova – slim, black, with very short, shiny hair ... So one noight I’m watching UK of Zoo ... And the guy – you...” She points at Dennis, “ ... pop up saying that he’s called Casanova, and I always used to call my Jimi ‘Casanova’, because he wuz a real ladies man before he met me ... Then he says Casanova is 5 years old, and I’m thinking Jimi died 5 years ago ... So I’m thinking it’s meant to be ... But I can’t do that...” She laughs at the outrageous idea of having sex with a dog.
We cut to wider shot, the dog still looking up at her, still not quite sure what to make of her, as she continues her monologue, “Each year I thought, ‘e’ll be gone next year, it’ll be too late ... I don’t need to do it ... But he never stops, does ‘e?” She looks to Dennis.
Dennis shakes his head, then adds, “And as soon as he’s finished, Cas the 4th will be there to take over – you’re not getting away from your destiny!” He laughs.
She holds her arms out in exasperation and we realise we still have no idea what kind of body she has due to that big warm coat completely covering her figure. “Exactly ... And that’s why I know this is Jimi – playing his gaymes from beyond ... So I’ve got to do it ... For him...”
“Just for him?” Checks Dennis.
“Welllllll...” Twists Brandy. “To tell the truth ... I’m in my fourties ... I’m no beauty queen ... There’s not a long line of men wanting to have sex with me! Everyone I know knows I’ve already killed one man with this pussy!!!”
Dennis laughs, “Well, please don’t kill my dog with it!”
Brandy bends toward Casanova and the big dog growls, still not quite sure what to make of this loud, chunky, happy thing that keeps bursting into fits of laughing. She takes a little step back... “Just as long as he doesn’t kill me, eh!”
“What do you hope to gain from today?” Checks Dennis.
“For me? It’s the idea of Jimi looking down from heaven, or wherever, and watching me doing it. He joked about me doing it so much, to actually do it would be like me getting the last laugh!” She laughs again, then pauses, and adds, “Oh, and a bloody good pounding-g! I can’t wait!!”
Dennis looks around the yard, crews still loading, warehouse staff moving around. “Is there somewhere a little more private you’d like to take us?”
Brandy smiles and answers, “Yeah ... I think we’d probably be better off back at my place...”
“Then, my dear, you should clap your hands together and let the magic of television take us there...” Jokes Dennis, alluding to the now famous UK of Zoo clap-cut...
Brandy steps forward toward the camera, beginning to laugh, and brings her hands together in a big clap infront of the lens...
We cut immediately to Brandy’s modest bedroom. She’s completely naked, kneeling in the middle of her bed.
Her dark body is bigger than we’re used to seeing on our show ... She’s not ‘fat’, just chunky, a roll of flesh around her middle, biggish buttocks, hips and thighs, heavy boobs sagging low, nipples almost pointing down rather than forward. She’d look fine next to most 40-something women, next to Dennis she looks almost slim – if she’d been on a show with Kimberly, Renae or Petra she would look huge.
She’s still laughing, as if the magic that transported her here and removed her clothes is amusing to her...
Dennis and Casanova are beside the bed. The dog finally appears to be happy now that he can see this is a woman, and that he’s going to get to fuck her...
Dennis asks, “Are we sitting comfortably? Then I’ll begin...” He crouches down behind his beast, unhooks his collar, then whispers something in his ear that we don’t quite pick up ... Casanova reacts by taking two short steps then leaping up onto the bed, bouncing around on the spongy mattress, and moving up close to his black bitch.
She drops back, letting her round bum bounce against her heels, then leaning forward, reaching out and stroking the dog’s head and neck as he stands beside infront of her, with his head at her head height ... She has one hand around behind him, the other infront, rubbing down to his chest, as she leans in to talk to him, full of fun. “How are ya? Eh? How are ya?”
She turns to look up at the camera, a broad smile flashing big white teeth at us, “This guy really fucks hard, right?” She checks – but we can tell that she’s well aware of his hard-fucking history on the show. None-the-less, Dennis confirms that he’s the hardest of the hard and the fastest of the fast. She turns her attention back to him, “Is that you? Is that yooouu?”, rubbing him and smiling – at him and the camera.
She runs her hand down from his chest, to his belly, straight to his sheath, taking a grip and looking at the camera as if we should be surprised that she’s doing this ... Despite it being the only reason we’re here.
“What’s this?” She says to Casanova. “What’s this, eh?” She rubs and jerks it a little more. “I’ve seen this on tv, haven’t I? I’ve seen this in action...”
The big black dog reacts by shifting slightly toward her, pushing his chest against her shoulder, asserting his dominance – making sure she doesn’t stop what she’s started ... But that’s fine, because she obviously has no intention of stopping.
“Is it going to grow?” She asks, continuing – non-stop, “Is it going to get nice and big for me? I need a big cock to keep me happy? Is it going to be big? Eh?” She says half of this to the dog, and half to the cameras, but it’s obviously all intended for our viewers at home.
The Doberman reacts by pushing forward again, against the talkative stranger ... She leans back into him, making sure she keeps hold of his sheath as he begins to jerk against her hand ... The tip of his cock, an inch of pink, showing – then suddenly two inches, three inches ... And he’s fucking her hand...
“Here we go...” She says with an excited tone as she lets go of him and immediately rolls over to face away from him, sticking her arse in the air, taking her weight on her chest and shoulders, the side of her face on the floor (facing the camera, of course), and reaching back between her thighs with one hand under her pussy ... She’s seen it on a hundred dogsex videos, doesn’t actually know what to do with it, but figures it’s the right thing to do...
Casanova follows her forward and steps up over her back without pausing – front paws on the floor on either side of her, the tan fur on his chest against her dark flesh, and then, as his soft belly comes up against her round arse, and the glistening pink tip of his cock meets the lips of her pussy ... He goes for it...
She raises her hand, like she’s seen in all those videos, letting the cock slide back and forth against her fingers and then guiding it up toward her pussy – pushing the tip between her pussy lips, then immediately tensing up as the beast lurches forward, jamming himself right into her...
She gasps hard as she is rocked forward on her chest, her face pushed down against the floor, and launches into a loud, and annoying, grunted series of moans, “Aarrgghhh ... Aarrgghhh ... Arrrggghhh...” which continue throughout the fuck.
He’s fast and he’s eager, fucking her hard, his front legs wrapped around her belly, paws against the front of her strong thighs, his hindlegs climbing and scratching against her thighs as he seeks the best position he can get – his head up in the air, mouth locked shut, eyes wide, concentrating hard.
Cut to a low-angle, looking up between her dark thighs, watching as that big dog cock hammers in and out of her pussy ... The outward strokes flashing little glimpses of the pink inner flesh as it drags along his shaft – and is then rammed back into her.
She’s knocked around, pushed forward and down against her tits, her face ground into the floor, her hands out to the sides, palms flat to the floor – she has no idea what else to do with them ... That loud “Aaarrrgghhh aaarrgghhhh aarrgghhhhh” repeating on and on ... Sounding deeper, more guttural, with every stroke, like her soul is being forced out of her body by the animal’s pounding action.
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