The United Kingdom Of Zoo (A Fake BBC Documentary Series)s4e20 - Tina free porn video
We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a built-up inner-city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking at a crowded sandy beach – kids building sandcastles, parents sunbathing ... Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing over a river – tourists leaning over the sides, taking pictures...
Now we’re looking at a sandy beach on a perfect summer’s day – small waves rolling in, children paddling and building sandcastles, adults sunbathing. A long pier juts out into the sea in the background ... But we’re not looking at that – we’re looking at the familiar figure of our hostess, Charley, as she walks toward us. It’s a little disappointing for the viewers that Charley is just about the only woman on this beach who is not wearing a bikini, but her summer dress is sheer enough that we get a pretty good idea of her shape.
She talks direct to camera through a confident smile as she walks, “Welcome to the United Kingdom of Zoo. I’m Charley Ozvik, and this week I’m in Blackpool, enjoying the beach as I continue to travel the country on my quest to make dirty ladies, dirty fantasies become dirty realities...”
The title, “THE UNITED KINGDOM OF ZOO” flashes up on screen over a graphic showing the UK, with little pins appearing, each pin representing a location we’ve either visited, or will be visiting in this series.
Then we’re back on the beach with Charley. “This week we’ve come to the seaside, to the classic British resort town of Blackpool...”
We have a quick montage look around the beach seeing various women. “ ... Always popular with holiday makers and beach goers, especially on a beautiful summer’s day like today.”
We see chunky grannies, and skinny children; bored mothers fussing over annoying children, to overweight teens spilling out of their bathing suits ... Charley continues her narration in voice-over.
“We’ve said it before, but there are some truly stunning women around the UK who have some of the ugliest sexual fantasies, and this week we’re meeting with one of the most stunning yet...”
Our camera comes to rest on a bikini clad woman – with a body made for a bikini - walking among the tourists and enjoying both the fine weather, and the appreciative eyeballing she’s getting from most of the men, and the jealous looks from plenty of the women. She’s certainly very pretty - with long red hair which is tied up to show off a long neck – her face is dominated by full red lips and high cheekbones.
Pale skin and red hair - we know she won’t be on the beach for long – but her long, slim body, flat stomach and almost perfectly round, but natural looking 36D breasts, all glisten from the sunscreen she’s slathered all over her flesh.
She approaches camera, and in hearing range of a fair portion of the beach, she introduces herself to us. Her accent is not local, almost lyrical, cheery, upbeat.
“My name is Tina Goldie. I’m 28 years old, and I’m a dancer and part-time model originally from Glasgow in Scotland, and I’m here in my ex-boyfriend’s home town of Blackpool, to fuck a dog just to mess with his little head!” The smile that accompanies this statement is as white and bright as you’ll ever see.
Cut to Tina and Charley standing together on the beach, interview mode. They look spectacular side by side. Tina’s body is the natural version of what Charley has spent all that money to attain. It’s almost unfair how well nature has put her together. Families sunbath and eat ice-creams in the background, kids hang around behind the hot girls, pulling faces and trying to been seen by the viewers at home...
Based on some of the faces they pull and the miming they do, they appear to recognize Charley and know exactly what’s going on with this interview.
There’s a near permanent smile on Tina’s face - and everything she says seems to be right off the top of her head - and delivered with a surprisingly light accent.
Charley seems to be enjoying talking to her too – as she does with all of our best-looking guests. “Is this something you’ve been thinking about for a long time?”
“Not really...” Starts Tina. “I’ve always had a healthy sex life ... Adventurous even. I’ve had quite a few threesomes – me and two guys, or me and another girl with a guy ... There has to be a guy because there MUST be a big cock or why bother... ? Ha ha ... I use to do so much of that when I was working on the cruise ships, with the other dancers, you know...” She pauses just long enough for us to think about her having a threesome with other perfect bodies... “But I never thought about dogs, or anything like that ... Then I met James, and he started taking advantage from day one ... He started talking me into threesome with his friends – they weren’t dancers, just average bodies ... Sometimes less ... I love a bit of perfection!” She giggles at the memory of all those dancers she had fun with ... Then continues, “Sometimes it was with him and a friend, other times he was just watching whilst two of them had me ... Then he tried to talk me into making adult films, so he could earn a living from my body ... Then I found out that his ‘friends’ were actually paying him to let them have sex with me...” She looks incredulous – but it’s easy for us to believe that men would pay, she is a very well put together woman...
“So how does this get from your ex to bestiality?” Charley asks.
Tina launches into another very wordy answer, but we’re happy to listen because that gentle Scottish accent is so pleasant. “When I found out that he was charging his friends to fuck me, that was the final straw ... I started thinking about all the things I could do that he would hate ... I left him, but I kept fucking his friends – and I charged them and kept the money for myself ... And I let him know all about it...”
As she speaks a series of Snapchat images pop up on screen, her in compromising positions with various men. A caption written across the image of her between two fat white guys, “NOW I CAN AFFORD NEW SHOES”, another written over a picture of her holding a man’s cock, he has a heavily tattooed belly – across the frame it reads “RECOGNIZE STEVIE’S TATTS?” It’s sexy, but it’s also sad, she’s way too sexy to be a such a cheap slut.
She continues. “I kept on thinking – what can I really do to torture him? And that’s when I thought about going with an animal ... We’d watched your show ... I think it’s the only time I’ve ever heard him say something sexual was disgusting ... So it was perfect, really.”
“What did he think was disgusting?”
“Everything. He thought the dogs were ugly. He thought their cocks were ugly. He didn’t like how rough and messy it was. He thought the ladies looked cheap and desperate. The one we were watching the woman was pretty old, and the owner was an older woman too ... He didn’t like it at all...”
“And what did you think?”
“I wasn’t turned on ... But I wasn’t turned off either ... There was a moment, right in the middle of the show, when the dog was going really hard into her ... The woman let out this moan and her eyes rolled back, and I thought – you can’t fake that, she’s REALLY enjoying that ... And I found myself thinking, ‘lucky bitch!’, but that was all ... It wasn’t until I wanted to piss him off, and I remembered how much he hated the show...”
“How are you feeling right now?”
Tina thinks about it for a second. “I feel empowered. Like I’m taking control. I’m doing something really really bad, but I’m doing it for really really good reasons ... I’m looking forward to it!”
“Have you told your ex about this plan?”
Tina smiles, “No ... The first thing he will know is when I SMS him a link to the show...”
Charley wraps up with her regular final question, “If all goes well today, will this change your life?”
Tina doesn’t seem to have considered the future... “I don’t think so ... I don’t plan to keep doing it. This is one time to freak him out. Hopefully it won’t be too disgusting, and I’ll have a little fun with it ... But no, I can’t see myself becoming a, erm ... What would it be? A full-time dog-slut?”
We cut to Charley on that comment, our implication being that Charley IS a full-time dog-slut.
“In that case, I suppose we should get right to the action...” Says Charley. “And to do that ... We’re going to need a doggy...”
She turns around and looks down the beach.
We look down through the crowds, and then we see him. Treading carefully, light-footed through the sand, is a decidedly effeminate man, Gay Eddie, and alongside him, pulling along on his leash, a big red Irish Setter named Paddy. The hairy beast looks from side-to-side, baffled by the proliferation of semi-naked people all around him.
Charley speaks in voice-over, “It’s Paddy ... A 5 year old Irish Setter from Birmingham ... He’s a dog who’s known all kinds of love...”
We cut away from the beach walk to see a fast montage – this dog fucking a beautiful long-haired teenage slut (Hope, from series 2), the dog fucking a fat man (Eddie, from their home movies), the dog being sucked off by a large breasted middle-aged lady (Rosie, from earlier in this series), and finally being fucked from behind by a fat man (Eddie, from home movies again).
And then we’re back to Paddy and Gay Eddie as they approach us on the beach, and to Charley’s narration. “ ... And never fails to satisfy...”
We cut to a wide shot to show them arriving at the interview site. We can see our camera and sound crew, Charley, and the bikini clad redhead beauty. It’s a brief shot with lots of smiles, cheek kisses and handshakes ... Then Charley points up the beach and the trio of on-screen stars (Charley, Tina and Paddy) set-off toward the pier.
We cut to the inside of a public toilet by the beach. More than that, it’s the men’s room. It’s deserted (because we locked it off from the public before the shoot began), but it’s still a dirty dirty place to end our 4th series. Despite being a regularly cleaned toilet, the council here makes sure the tourists are never disgusted ... However, since we got the keys this morning our whole crew has been using the room – pissing on the walls and the doors of the toilet stalls, shitting without flushing, blocking the toilets up with paper. It’s currently a wet-floored mess...
Charley walks Tina into the room, leading her by the hand. Their footsteps splashing in a millimetre of piss and toilet water that covers the tiled floor. Paddy is lead in behind them ahead of Gay Eddie. “I hope you like the room we got for you...” Jokes Charley.
“It seems ... Suitable!” Nods Tina, accepting that a filthy room is the perfect place for a filthy act.
“Takes me back to my youth!” Says Eddie, wistfully.
Tina turns to face Eddie and his dog, side on to the camera, “Let’s see if you remember anything like this...” she jokes as she reaches up to pull the string loose on her bikini top, letting it fall off from the neck and drop down, freeing her magnificent boobs, showing off small pink nipples that are already as hard as they can get.
Eddie smiles, “No, that’s not ringing any bells at all...” He looks down at Paddy, pulling on his leash. “Someone likes what he sees though...”
Tina smiles again as she pulls the string on her bikini briefs, and lets them fall away to reveal a small tuft of ginger pubic hair – quite thin and whispy, above a very tidy little pussy.
Cut to a few seconds later, she’s already down on her knees on the pissy tiles, and is play wrestling with Paddy, apparently completely unphased by the wet floor.
Every time she pushes him, he jumps back at her – and every time he jumps at her, she pushes him away ... She makes playful barking noises that sound nothing like a dog but are very cute none-the-less.
The camera lingers on her as she plays with the dog – focusing mainly on her beautiful face, but also her near perfect boobs, as she pushes and shoves the animal. There are close-ups of her hands every time they hit the wet floor...
She looked good during her intro on the beach, and during her interview – but now, smiling, laughing and playing with the dog, she is displaying a natural beauty we’ve rarely seen on the show.
She pats him, strokes him, pushes him around and generally rough-houses with him – and he is enjoying it as much as she is. “Come on you ... Come on...” She repeats as he jumps at her.
Then she’s crawling around, with him following, occasionally she turns her back on him and he tries to mount her, but she keeps moving ... She’s not ready yet. She wants to play!
Then they are wrestling again, and she ends up on her back on the wet floor with him standing over her, and her giggling. Looking up, she’s looking right at his semi-erect cock. She flashes a tremendous smile, then slides further under him, two hands flat on the wet tiles to her sides, and lifts the top half of her body up, straining to reach his cock with her mouth.
No hands, she brings her mouth up, her tongue out, letting the tip of the dog’s cock slide along it, over her bottom lip, and into her mouth. Letting it sit there on her tongue, letting the camera get close to see it in a graphic close-up. The corners of her mouth turn up a little as she waits before sucking ... The she closes her lips around it, sucking hard on the shaft, letting out a slow moan to confirm that she’s been looking forward to this for some time.
Pansy
- 21.01.2022
- 38
- 0
