The United Kingdom Of Zoo (A Fake BBC Documentary Series)s7e18: Paisley McKay (50) - Bodybuilder free porn video
Series 7, Episode 18: Paisley McKay (50), from Edinburgh
We fade in on video footage of a women’s body-building competition. Half a dozen ladies lined up along the front of a stage, striking poses in the briefest of brief bikinis. Their toned and tanned bodies oiled up, muscles bulging – but not bulging so much that it’s scary, they still look feminine...
A caption tells us that this is, “SCOTTISH BODYBUILDING ASSOCIATION – NATIONAL FINALS – WOMEN’S FIGURE”
We move along the line, comparing the variations in size – all are in amazing condition, with rock hard abs, powerful thighs, taught buttocks, big shoulders ... Again, up close none of them are huge, but they would all scare an insecure man. Facially, they vary from the scary to the attractive – all of them with too much make-up, so much product in their hair it looks like it might snap, ear-rings, etc.
Cut to one of them posing along, with the other five at the rear of the stage ... She is probably the biggest of the six contestants – both in height and bulk, without ever looking grotesque ... Wide shoulders and back, fake tits, a clear six-pack, long blonde hair tied back and lacquered down, sharp nose and cheekbones, strong jaw.
We hear her talking in voice-over, her accent strong and Scottish, deep and quite sexy. “Hello ... My name is Paisley McKay ... I’m 50 years old, and I’m from Edinburgh, in Scotland.” She definitely doesn’t look 50... 40 at most ... Exercise, diet, and whatever she’s doing to relax, is obviously doing a great job.
We cut to a shot of the trophies being handed out. 1st, 2nd and 3rd on the podium, and Paisley standing off to the side, one of the also-rans – wearing a smile as fake as her boobs.
Her narration is at odds with her body language. “For me, competing isn’t about impressing the judges or winning competitions, it’s just about being the best I can be – pleasing myself ... It’s not about size, it’s about being feminine, it’s about being the most perfect you that you can be ... I can be obsessive about my body. It’s hard for some people to handle – me living the way I do, looking the way I do...”
Now we’re on the street – a cold day in Edinburgh, that same woman but now fully clothed and covered up by a long overcoat, her hair flowing loose over her shoulders, still plenty of make-up but nothing to compare with her stage look ... And she’s walking a fantastic looking Doberman.
Her voice-over continues as she tells us her story, “I’ve had boyfriends, and I’ve tried girlfriends, but I’m not easy to live with ... Especially when I’m preparing for a competition, I can be extremely cranky ... So I’ve never settled ... I don’t think I’m capable. Maybes six, seven, years ago I just gave up on relationships – I decided casual sex was the way to go ... So I just started having random hook-ups – that was fine for sex, but I was still lonely ... I needed a companion, so I decided to get myself a dog...”
We see her crossing the road, dog by her side, and approaching a modest terraced home.
She continues, “I thought, being my size, a little dog would look ridiculous ... And I wanted somethin’ I could take for long walks, to get plenty o’ exercise ... So I thought I should get a bit dog. Ironically, since your show had started, everytime I saw a girl wi’ a big dog I always assumed they were having sex, and I didn’t want anyone to think that about me ... So I bought Penny ... My bitch ... Something Freudian going on there, I think...”
We cut to inside the house, with Paisley and Penny playing on the floor. Paisley is wearing jeans and a t-shirt – casual clothing, but on her muscular physique both are figure hugging. It’s standard owner and dog play – Paisley ticking and patting, Penny demanding extra attention every time she stops ... Lots of laughing.
“I stopped hooking up with randoms almost straight away – I didn’t need them ... I was in love wi’ my puppy ... It was as simple and immediate as that ... And over time it developed into more...”
We cut to a shot of Paisley on her back, wriggling those jeans down over her firm arse, and strong thighs, then raising her legs to peel them off altogether, leaving her legs up, thighs slightly apart, as Penny, sleek and black and very excitable, digs her snout into her owner’s snatch and licks hungrily at her pussy ... We watch for a few seconds as the bitch shows her skills...
Paisley continues in voice-over. “Some of my partners have accused me of being a selfish lover ... But with Penny ... I give as good as I take...”
We cut to a shot of the dog now on her back, her hindlegs hanging back, spread wide, looking very relaxed as her body-builder owner, now completely naked, goes down on her – lips around her doggy pussy, tongue flicking over it. Paisley seems to be enjoying it as much as the Doberman does. This is a first for our show...
And we’re very quickly onto a shot of these two bitches, spooning on the floor, Paisley’s firm tits and flat belly against Penny’s hairy spine. Both looking very happy with themselves. Paisley looking into camera and speaking in a very relaxed tone.
“I thought I’d be a lot more nervous than this ... Doing this on camera ... Letting the world see what I am ... But I love this bitch ... There’s no shame in doing this with her...” She smiles. “Obviously, this isn’t the first time we’ve done this ... We’ve been lovers for a couple of years now – and I just want things to get better and better ... I want to start a family. I know that sounds stupid, but that’s the way I feel ... I want to have puppies with her. Obviously, I can’t have them ... But she can ... And I want to be there when she gets pregnant, and I want to be a part of it ... And I want to keep a boy puppy ... And when he’s old enough, my boy ... Our son ... I want to fuck him as well ... We’ll be the perfect little family!!” There’s a glint of madness in her eyes – but we’re not complaining!
For a Doberman bitch, you need a Doberman dog – and we know the perfect candidate...
We cut to the street outside and see a fat man and a slim dog approaching. The man is Dennis, the dog is Casanova, and they both look very happy with themselves...
Cut to inside the room again, naked Paisley and her bitch, sitting up as they hear the sounds of the front door being opened ... Then, hear a familiar voice booming out through the hallway...
“Ladies and ... Ladies ... All the way from London ... It’s the beast from the East ‘imself ... The one ... The only ... The permanently ‘orny ... Casanova the Fird!”
A shortened herald for a shortened approach, as man and dog appear in the doorway – causing Penny to stand, wagging her tail-stub, and Paisley to rise up on her knees, hands coming up to her fake boobs and squeezing in an involuntary reaction to seeing something as arousing as the dog that’s going to fuck you...
Dennis smiles broadly as he sees Paisley, and Casanova is immediately pulling on his chain at the sight of both a naked woman AND a Doberman bitch...
Penny, without any chain to hold her back, is onto her feet immediately and skipping over to the new arrivals ... Ignoring Dennis and making a beeline for his dog – the two animals twirling around each other as they attempt to sniff each other’s behinds.
Paisley laughs at the sight, as Dennis does his best to avoid getting wrapped up in Casanova’s chain – momentarily holding the dog still by his collar whilst he unhooks him.
“Love at first sight!” Comments Dennis, looking down at the dogs...
“I’ll say...” Sighs our body-building guest, also looking down at the dogs and continuing to squeeze her firm boobs. Then she snaps out of fantasy land for a moment and looks away from the dog’s to Dennis. “So, Casanova’s ‘potent’?”
The fat cockney smirks and nods, “Oh yeah ... There’s a few little Casanova the Fourth’s runnin’ around ... If women could ‘ave puppies there’d be hundreds of him out there!!” He laughs. We note Paisley gasping a little as he says this, the thought of being impregnated by the beast obviously appealing to her.
Dennis looks down at the dogs and indicates that Paisley should feel free to join in with the butt-sniffing, and she takes us a little too literally ... Dropping back down onto the floor and crawling between the dogs – her naked arse in the air, her wide, powerful looking back and shoulders really being shown off.
She does her best to sniff at the dogs behinds, but they are quicker than her, trying to work around her, clearly interested in each other – although Casanova does pause briefly to sniff at her cunt as he passes – and would possibly take a lick if it wasn’t for Penny reminding him she’s there by sticking her nose almost up his arsehole.
Paisley, smiling the whole time, clearly super-excited by all of this, comes upright on her knees and takes a hold of her pet – keeping her in one place and allowing Casanova to move around and have a good sniff at the Doberman bitch...
He quickly gets the scent, and the hint, and appears ready to mount right away ... No foreplay required...
Without waiting for permission, the sleek black dog pushes forward and rises up over Penny’s back, wrapping his legs around her narrow body – parts fitting together perfectly. This is not the kind of filthy and perverted act we’re used to seeing – a dog mounting a dog is so natural, and works so easily, unlike a dog mounted a woman, which is always dirty and wrong, no matter how much it’s desired...
His belly wrapped over her rear end, her tail stub not getting in the way, he immediately begins to thrust his fast growing cock at her hairy rear-end – and it slips straight in, as if the compatible parts are attracting each other. There’s no awkward thrust and miss routine, no need for anyone to reach in and help ... Which is good, because Paisley is sitting back on her heels, her hands now back on her boobs, pinching her nipples as she watches this handsome animal beginning to fuck her bitch.
“Good girl...” she calls to Penny.
“Go on, boy!” Encourages Dennis. “Give her the lot...”
Following our first ever female human on female dog sex, this is our first ever dog-on-dog sex, and it’s strange to sit back and watch as the two dogs really go for it...
Penny holds position, looking back at her mistress with a slightly alarmed look on her face, as Casanova pounds into her at speed, holding tight around her narrow belly, his front paws crossed, almost like he’s hugging her ... His rear end a dark blur as he jams his magnificent cock deeper in and out of her canine snatch – his chest against her back, his head in the air above her shoulders, looking dead ahead, focused on the task at hand.
As she watches, Paisley runs one hand down over her six-pack stomach, over her rock hard abdomen, the shaved pussy, and between her thighs – running her fingers over her pussy, back and forward, and up between her pussy lips, two fingers inside, rocking her hips back and forth, as she fucks herself to the sight of the dog-on-dog action...
Gasping, “Oh ... Is that good, baby? Is that good?” – she bends forward toward her bitch, offering her face as a comfort to the nervous bitch – and receiving several hurried, happy licks on her lips and chin. Smiling again, knowing her pet is happy enough to kiss – and continuing to work her pussy with one hand whilst pinching the nipple of one boob with the other. “Good girl...”
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