The United Kingdom Of Zoo (A Fake BBC Documentary Series)S14E11 - Joan Burridge (43), From Leicester free porn video
We begin this week’s show with a tracking shot of a row of old shops on a wide street that’s strangely lacking traffic. Approximately half of the shops are closed, either boarded up or shuttered, with the names removed from the frontage. ‘FOR LEASE’ signs hang from most of the vacant stores.
As we move along the street, we notice that the shutters of one of the vacant shop-fronts are being wound up – and a couple of workmen are standing by ready to work on the window...
A big caption appears, filling almost the whole screen, “LEICESTER, ENGLAND.”
The caption fades, then we close in on that store, and notice a woman standing inside, as if she’s on display ... We close in until we can see that this is our host...
Obviously fake, round boobs, trying to escape from the front of ultra-tight red PVC jacket & mini-skirt combination. Her figure is dynamite – very slim, very smooth, with those fake boobs the obvious stand-out feature ... Up top, its long wavey brunette hair down to her shoulders, framing an attractive, youthful face with a little too much make-up.
She introduces herself in a high-pitched, excitable tone ... The second she starts speaking, she starts smiling, and deep dimples appear in her cheeks – and she suddenly looks under-age despite being close to 40.
“Hello, and welcome to the ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’ – my name is Renae Russell, and my little friend here is Logan...” She smirks when she says ‘little’, and we cut away from her, to the rear of the vacant shop, to see a large blue-grey dog sniffing around ... Certainly not ‘little’ ... Then we’re back to Renae’s intro, “ ... And this week we’re in Leicester, in the midlands, to meet a lady who really likes to show off...”
We cut to the rear of the store – watching as a sexy older lady walks through in a tight jacket and skirt combo (unlike Renae’s suit, it’s regular black fabric rather than shiny red PVC). She’s got the classic clipboard and spectacles look – as if she’s trying a little too hard to look like a real estate agent ... If we didn’t know that our show was for real, we’d suspect this was a set-up.
She introduces herself in voice-over as she approaches Renae in the window at the front of the store. Her accent is clean and sharp, with the tone of someone who talks for a living, “Hi ... I’m Joan Burridge ... I’m 43, and I’ve been a commercial real estate manager for over twenty years ... And for the whole time I’ve been doing this job, I’ve been fantasizing about performing some kind of sex show in the window of one of my shops...” She pauses... “And today’s the day!”
We cut to a shot of Joan standing opposite Renae in the front of the store with the workmen applying a thin plastic film to the windows behind them. We occasionally cut to the exterior – watching the workmen applying the film, with the view of our two women being slowly obscured.
“Hello Joan ... Can I just say, you look fantastic...” Notes Renae, her voice rising a tone, clearly excited by this woman’s presence. Maybe it’s the way she looks, but it’s also her confident stride and shoulder’s back stance. Maybe it’s just the fact that she looks so good for her age. Not beautiful, but striking, healthy, and sexual.
“Thank you...” Responds our guest, offering up a big friendly smile, like she really appreciates the compliment.
“So ... Can you tell us why we’re here today...?” Asks Renae ... And we’re into this week’s ‘excuse’ segment as Joan monologues her story...
“I’ve always been turned on by having sex in the properties I manage ... I’ve brought boyfriends to vacant shops and factories, I’ve had sex with tenants, with landlords ... I’ve brought assistants along and insisted that they pleasure me...”
“As I’ve got older and more experienced, I’ve looked for more and more exciting things to do ... Something really shocking I could do in one of my properties ... Something spectacular ... And then the owners of this shop put in their notice...”
“And what’s special about ‘this’ shop?” Asks Renae with a quizzical little giggle.
Joan leans in, as if sharing a secret, and confirms that, “It was a pet store ... They used to have puppies, right in the window here ... And I thought, if they had puppies in the window, I could have a dog in the window...” She smiles – a smile that says “I-know-I’m-a-bad-girl”...
Renae interrupts, leaning in closer to her guest, “ ... Or a dog could have you in the window...”
Both ladies nod ... They’re very close now, almost face to face ... Taunting our viewers – who still hang out for girl-on-girl action as much as the bestial acts we usually focus on.
Renae breaks the tension, “Did you ever kiss a girl in one of your shops?”
Joan smiles, “Yes ... And I thought you’d never ask...” – then leans forward and kisses her host, lips on lips, mouths opening, tongues pushing out and against each other ... Both women smiling as they share saliva...
After a few seconds they break off their quiet kiss ... Then Joan growls, “Not that I’m averse to kissing a beautiful woman like yourself ... But ... I came here to fuck your dog! Not you ... So, bring on the beast!”
We cut to a shot of Logan, sniffing around at the back of the shop, raising his head as he hears his owner calling for him. Then padding across the room toward the small gathering in the window, tail wagging.
The crew move into position as the dog approaches, and our guest bends forward to welcome him, reaching out with both hands, one on either side of his head – then lowering her face toward him, pouting – making kissing sounds, “Come on ... Just like mummy...” – and letting him slop his big tongue over her closed mouth. She takes a few licks then lets her mouth open, and allows him to lick inside a couple of times, before straightening up as he twists away. She licks her lips as if tasting and savouring the dog’s ‘kiss’ ... Then turns to Renae with a smile, commenting, “Mmmmm ... Nice...”
“Better than me?” Renae asks.
Joan steps toward her host again, and Renae leans in for another kiss – the two of them sharing another wet one ... For the sake of comparison, of course ... And when they break off, Joan raises her hands with a smile and says, “Too close to call...”
As she smiles we fade through to an external shot of the shop – seeing the front window now completely covered with the silver film – turned into a two-way mirror. From the inside, we can see out, but from the outside all activities inside the shop are obscured.
We hear Renae narrating over the top of the shot, “Due to public indecency laws, we had to obscure the public’s view of the window, but so far as our guest is concerned, it’s business as usual...”
Back inside the shop, where we can see our guest – completely naked – standing infront of the window ... Thinking that she is showing herself off to the world outside ... Her body is slim, her tits firm, but small. Narrow waste, tanned skin, stubble-short black pussy ... Not so much as a hint of nerves, she looks every inch the special thing she thinks she is. Unusually for an older woman – she looks better with her clothes off ... And she looked pretty good with them on!
The street outside, with passing pedestrians completely unaware of the naked woman right infront of them.
She looks around from the camera, to the crew, to the dog ... Then back to the camera – posing the whole time, her back to the window, keeping a straight face, a ‘smouldering’ look ... She was made for this kind of showing off.
We note Renae rubbing the dog’s neck, then leaning forward and slapping his behind, sending him off into action with a quiet, “Go get that slut!”
Joan drops to her knees on the dirty floor as he approaches – shuffling around to sit back on her bum, leaning back on her hands - her knees up in the air and her thighs wide apart – shaven pussy exposed. She reaches down and slaps the inside of her smooth thighs.
The big blue/grey dog moves in closer, walking up between her spread legs ... Lowering his head and stuffing his snout up into her crotch to start licking ... She lets out a long, happy gasp – and lets her arms bend, falling back onto her elbows. She spreads her thighs wider, offering up more of her pussy as the dog slops his big tongue all over her snatch.
Leaning back, she lets her head drop down backwards, relaxing and just savouring the soft hardness of the tongue on her most sensitive spot ... Slipping over her pussy lips, splitting them and running up between them, sliding inside ... She gasps as he licks ... We can clearly hear his tongue, wet and messy, flopping in and out of his mouth and her pussy...
He licks at her hungrily, rolling his head around one way and the other as he digs deep. His long, warm tongue slotting between her pussy lips, sliding through the channel, dipping inside, then flipping out ... Our real estate agent is breathing harder and harder, barely able to break her eye-lock on him as he takes her to fantastic places with that magical talent of his...
We cut to a wider angle, taking in her full tanned glory ... Her body already beginning to shine with sweat, and shiver with delight, as he stands between her slim thighs, his head dropped to her cunt, and continues to lick ... The wet noise combining with her moans to make an amazing soundtrack. Behind her, Renae has popped open the front of her PVC jacket and is playing with her nipples as she watches her dog with our guest.
But we’re focussed on the doggy action, rather than our gorgeous host ... And the longer it goes, the more she relaxes – laying back, finally giving up her line-of-sight as she lets her head drop to the dusty floor ... Bringing her hands up to her boobs and squeezing/teasing them as she arches her back and drowns in the pleasure of doggy-lingus!
“That looks like fun...” Comments Renae, adding words to the soundtrack of sloppy licks and ragged breathing. We’re not sure if she means it looks fun for the dog, or for the guest, but we’re pretty sure she’d swap places with either of them!
Joan barely reacts to her, rolling her back, twisting her pelvis, spreading her thighs to expose herself as much as possible, laying back against her shoulders ... Sighing as the dog continues driving her toward her debut dogasm ... Her thighs spreading and then tensing, her knees rising then falling again ... Her chest rising and falling...
She begins to shiver ... And the longer he licks, the more moves ... Her breathing speeding up – her mouth opening ... Head back, eyes closing ... Now flat on her back, bringing her hands to her boobs, running her long fingernails over her nipples, tickling them as she arches her back ... And then breaking into a wide, open-mouthed, smile, turning her head from side to side...
“OH yeah!” Exclaims our host in her excited squealy voice, “You go girl!” She’s pinching her nipples and squeezing her fake tits together as she adds, “Cum on that big, wet, doggy tongue!”
Joan doesn’t need the encouragement – she’s cumming hard as the dog continues to lick on for a few more seconds ... She takes as much as she can stand, then pulls her legs up, knees and thighs coming together as she sits up, wrapping her arms around her knees and hiding her face behind them as she blocks the beast out so she can recover... “Ohhhh, no more ... No moreeee!” She gasps, out of breath and highly satisfied...
Logan moves around, trying to get his snout back down between her thighs, or under them – and she wriggles around, making sure she’s covered...
“Ohh...” Squeals Renae, “He’s so horny now ... If you play with him he’ll get hard so faaaast!”
We cut to a shot of Joan, repositioned on her back, under the dog, looking up at his belly – licking her lips and reaching up toward his heavy sheath...
The dog is well trained, and knows exactly when to stand as still as possible ... And right now he’s turned into a statue – letting the human do whatever she wants to...
She runs her hand over his heavy sheath, then pushes back between his hindlegs, cupping and gently rubbing his big balls... “MMmmmmmm” she moans, “So big and heavy ... I’ll help you with thaaaat...”
In the background of the shot - we can see out of the store window, into the street, which is beginning to get busier as rush hour approaches ... Cars more than pedestrians, but the occasional figure is walking by ... One woman turns to look as she passes, but keeps moving – because the mirrored film means she can’t see what we can...
In the foreground, our guest continues to cup Logan’s sack and then rub her hand under his sheath, as the tip of his cock begins to show ... That little red-rocket turning very quickly into a very usable hunk of meat...
She’s in the perfect position to see it ... And she doesn’t waste any time – lifting her upper body, moving forward toward him, raising her face to his belly, turning her head a little to make sure we can see as she wraps her mouth around the end of that ugly canine cock...
“OOOhhhhh yeeeaaahhh!” Moans our host, off camera. “Suck that cock! Yeah ... You dirty sluuuuut!”
Joan eyes close as she moans, clearly loving her first taste of dogmeat, or perhaps just loving the idea that she’s sucking it, or that she’s got a camera crew recording this for broadcast – and that sexy porno bitch talking dirty to her ... Whatever it is, it’s working like magic on her, because the moans continue as she sucks ... Only stopping when she pulls her head back and exclaims, “OOohhh God, that’s sooo fucking sexy!”
We don’t have a chance to argue with her – not that we could – before she pushes forward and sucks the tool back into her mouth ... Sucking it in and out as she moves her head back and forth, making sure her hair isn’t blocking our shot – then pull it out again, leaving her mouth open so we can see the head of the almost fully erect dick resting on her tongue...
We cut to a moment later, Joan repositioning herself on her hands and knees, her firm little tits hanging down and her slim belly obeying gravity as all but washboard stomachs do in this position ... Smooth thighs and toned arms supporting her ... Arching her back down toward the floor, her arse pushed backwards, trimmed pussy exposed between smooth thighs...
Renae has moved closer, to her side, the front of her jacket still open, flashing occasional views of her fake bolt-on tits as she strokes her guest’s back and slaps her arse, calling her dog in... “Come on, boy...”
Logan takes his direction like a pro – moving quickly up behind the real estate agent, pushing up against her rear, his front paws lifting up – over her tight behind – his body following, hindlegs pushing him forward over her ... His front paws slipping down her sides and his chest slipping onto her back – his belly wrapping around her behind – and his cock lining up with her pussy...
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