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Series 9, Episode 2: Yvonne Batty (57), from Folkstone
After the excesses of the last episode, it’s time to return to something a little more sedate ... And it doesn’t get more sedate than Folkstone on a Wednesday afternoon...
We open with an establishing shot of a very narrow street, with three- and four-story buildings jutting up on either side of us and curving away from us. The road is barely wide enough for two cars to drive in opposite directions, and the sidewalk on either side barely wide enough to two people to walk side-by-side ... Every shopfront appears to be either a café/restaurant, a pub, or a betting shop.
We pan around to look the opposite way along the street, and see our hostess of the week walking toward us with her happy golden retriever by her side. It’s our slutty Polish princess – wearing her usual ripped-jeans and t-shirt combination, which is both extremely casual, and very sexy at the same time.
She introduces herself as she walks, her ever present Eastern European accent clear, and her voice loud enough to turn heads from passing members of the public. “Hello, and welcome to another edition of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’ ... I’m your host, Petra Johnson, and this handsome devil is my lover, Odin ... This week, we are in Folkstone, in the south of England, to meet a very understanding wife, and a husband who is about to have his dream come true...”
We cut to a mid-shot of a married couple as they walk along the street, ignoring our cameras, apparently checking menus of various restaurants. She is one of our older guests, her dark hair tied up behind her head, loose strands at the front hanging down either side of her red-cheeked face. She looks like she would have been a good-looker in her day, but that day was decades ago. Beside her, her husband is a few years older, and quite a few kilos heavier.
We cut to a close-up as she introduces herself direct to camera, her voice soft and friendly, perhaps a little shy. “I’m Yvonne ... Yvonne Batty. I’m 57 years old ... And today ... I will be having sex with a dog!” She almost sighs the last part, with a resigned tone.
Then we’re back to the mid-shot of the couple window shopping as Yvonne continues her voice-over. “Neal has often told me of his little fantasy to see me having sex with a dog, and I’ve always said it’s fine for him to think about it, but it’s never, gonna, happen...”
Cut to the pair of them sitting on the couch in their living room. It’s a modest home, slightly dated, but neat and tidy.
“I always wanted to watch a woman have sex with a dog.” Says Neal. “And when I met Yvonne, I couldn’t help but imagine her doing it. It took me ages to build up the courage to tell her that I thought about it ... And when I did, it was a bit of an anti-climax, she said there was no chance, but at least she didn’t get mad at me. I thought that was a good sign...” He says, then he chuckles a little, “So I just kept chipping away at her...”
Yvonne chuckles to herself, looking down, partly shame, partly embarrassment. “30 years of it ... Would you do this? Would you do that? If we got a dog, would you try it? It was endless. Finally, we were watching the show last year, and he asked me again, and I thought ‘he’s never going to stop asking, so I’m just going to have to do it!’”
Neal looks very smug. A child at Christmas. Yvonne looks resigned to her fate, but not entirely comfortable with it.
“And you’re ready to do it?” Petra asks.
Yvonne nods, “Yes. As ready as I’ll ever be. It’s his birthday next week. He can consider this the best present he’ll ever bloody get!”
“You understand that if you want to stop at any time, you just have to say... ?” Petra confirms.
Yvonne nods again, swallows, “I understand, but once I’ve started there isn’t much point in stopping is there. I mean, once I’m a dogslut, I’m a dogslut whether I finish it or not!”
Petra turns to Neal, holding the microphone out to him, “And how do you feel about that, Neal?”
He smiles, taking Yvonne’s hand and squeezing it. “I love the idea of being married to a dogslut ... I’m praying she’s going to enjoy it – that way maybe she’ll do it again. I can finally buy that dog and train him to service my wife ... Get to watch her with him all the time ... I’ll be in heaven!”
“Keep dreaming.” Sighs Yvonne, shaking her head a little.
Next thing we know, Yvonne is on her feet, standing dead still. A fixed expression on her face as Neal moves behind her and unzips her dress. Her face tightens as the dress falls away around her body, dropping to the floor in a circle around her feet. Her body is pale and soft, chunky rather than fat, it’s clear that she’s never seen the inside of a gym. Those breasts look as big out of the dress as they did in it – sitting in D-cups begging to be motor-boated. Her belly is soft without protruding, her hips wide. She’s wearing black lingerie. A lacey bra and g-string panty set, black stockings and suspenders. It’s the gear they bought today at the lingerie shop.
She barely changes her stance, but moves her hands across her crotch, clearly nervous about the world seeing what’s between her legs. Whilst her hands are down there, her husband unhooks her bra and strips it slowly away from her boobs. She doesn’t try to stop him, but she doesn’t try to help him either. Her boobs are large, and they suffer without support, sagging down, nipples angled downwards (though not pointing down at the floor). Breastfeeding has taken its toll.
“Isn’t she beautiful?” He asks, reaching through under her arms to cup her big round tits, acting as a human bra for her. She might not be ‘beautiful’ to us, but she clearly is to him. She leans back against him, half for comfort, half because she’s worried her legs are about to give out under her from the nerves.
“Now,” he says with a smile, looking around, “Where’s this doggy that’s going to fuck my wifey?”
We cut to a shot of Petra crouching down to unhook Odin’s collar – letting him move free ... And he immediately skips over toward our guest ... Raising his head as he approaches, sticking his nose up between her thighs and sniffing at her pussy...
Yvonne looks a little bemused. Neal loves it – smiling broadly, and joking that, “I hope it’s a while since he had anyone – Yvonne needs a good seeing to?”
Petra grins back, “Don’t you worry about Odin ... He won’t let you down!”
Neal takes over as director ... Taking one of Yvonne’s hands, and with her other hand on her shoulder almost forcing her to her knees. I should stress that his wife doesn’t struggle at all, she’s happy to be controlled. “Now, I want you to give this big boy a kiss...”
He eases her toward the Labrador, and she bends forward to welcome him with open arms ... He starts to lick her face before she’s able to even get her hands on him. She lets him soak her - her mouth closed – not disgusted, just not sure how to react.
“Go on then, love ... Kiss him back ... You love a bit of tongue...” Says Neal.
Yvonne says nothing, just slowly lets her mouth open and allows his long tongue to slip inside - eyes widening as she experiences this most peculiar new sensation.
She stays in there, slowly opening her mouth wider to let the dog kiss longer and deeper. Odin is hungry for her, digging in deep, exploring her mouth, enjoying that human taste ... Until she finally gags a little and has to back off with a little cough, but flashing a smile to the camera and an almost apologetic look toward her husband.
“My God...” We hear him saying as he leans into her ear. “That was hot... ! You look amazing, luv!”
Then Odin is standing over her again, standing next to her, leaning against her soft white boobs. He’s clearly keen to move to the next level ... And Neal knows what she needs to do next, “Go on love, give him a wank ... Just pretend it’s me...”
Yvonne looks at her husband like he’s mad. There’s no way she can pretend the dog is him ... But she doesn’t object to fondling his cock anyway. We begin to get the impression that she wants to do this more than Neal thinks she does.
She reaches under the Labrador’s hairy belly to start fondling his big cock, rubbing the flat palm of her hand along the underside of his sheath, pressing the hidden shaft up against his belly. Half smiling to the side and commenting that “It’s getting hard already...” and, “I didn’t think it would be this easy...”
Her husband comments from off camera, “You’re a natural, baby ... Don’t stop...”
Then we’re looking at an inch of dog-cock, still thin and pink, and looking very wet – then two inches, and three as Yvonne pulls the sheath back to reveal more. She looks over to her husband, “Does that look good to you?” She pauses, making eye contact with him. “It looks ... Mouthwatering ... To me!!”
He smiles broadly and takes a deep breath, loving his wife playing along with his fantasy. “Go ahead and give it a suck if you want! I won’t be offended...”
Yvonne scoffs as if to question whether anything would offend him – then she’s taking a good, close look under Odin’s belly and licking her lips.
Without letting go of his meat, she alters her position and slips down onto the floor under him – then wriggles around until her head is under his belly, her face inches from that still growing cock...
The look on her face is a mixture of joy and awe. She licks her lips, opens her mouth, and moves closer to wrap his lips around just the tip of the cock ... Sucking the flat end, lower lip a little along the shaft, top lip on the head ... Sucking ... Tasting the first little squirts of pre-cum.
We hear Neal again, “Ooooohhh God, that’s fucking filthy...” He gasps, then continues, “Keep going baby, keep going ... You look awesome...”
She works slowly, gradually sucking more of his shaft into her mouth – her eye contact flicking between the camera and her husband, clearly loving us looking down on her. Letting her mouth open just a little to let dog cum trickle from the corners and dribble down her jaw toward her ears as she continues to blow dog.
“Don’t waste it, Yvonne...” Suggests her husband, “Swallow the lot...”
She smiles a little around the dog’s shaft and keeps on sucking, sealing her lips around it and making a big deal of swallowing whatever is in her mouth – then she’s back to her regular sucking action.
Her head rises and falls from the floor, taking more and less of the shaft, bringing the top of her head almost up to his belly. Keeping going until she can’t wait to move to the next stage ... Then pulling the cock out and holding it over her big tits, letting him continue to squirt his little jets of pre-cum onto them. Laughing with her husband.
“How do you feel, baby?” He asks her.
She replies, “Dirty!” with a smile, “Very very dirty!”
We cut away to a shot of Petra watching on, a smile on her face – always happy to see a lady having fun with her puppy...
Then we’re back to a wide-angle side-shot of Odin, standing happily over the older lady, and allowing her to hold his cock over her tits whilst he squirts his juices onto her soft flesh. He shuffles a little as she puts her mouth back to the end of his cock and presses her tongue to the tip ... Wriggling it a little, then slurping just the ugly flat end between her lips, sucking up the cum. She does this a few times, then pulls it away from her mouth, looking up at either the camera or her husband, it’s hard to tell from our angle.
“I’m ready now, I think...” She says.
“Oh, you’re so ready!” Confirms Neal.
She slips out from under the Labrador and assumes the position on her hands and knees. Petra moves in to guide her to her elbows and knees into the right position, bending her into position - arse up in the air – round and pale, her knees shoulder width apart, big boobs hanging down toward the floor ... From the rear we note that her pussy lips are a little apart, the inside pink and glistening ... She’s more than ready...
We shift into a wide shot to see the next sequence in one shot – as Odin moves up behind her and quickly mounts her, front legs either side of her body, his chest on her back, a gap behind his belly and her arse, then that magical point where his cock meets her rear end ... He’s not inside her yet, and his hard cock is just resting on her behind, almost slipping between her butt-cheeks.
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