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End of Series 3 special: Charley Kiefer

Part 2

We fade in on highlights of yesterday’s episode. Charley accepting her award, arriving at our studio, undressing to show off her slim little body and pert bottom, being mounted by several different dogs, sucking them, Heather scooping up their cum into the glass ... And then we’re back up to our favourite slut, looking up into camera and smiling. Looking pretty, and happy, but at the same time a lot like a woman who’s just had sex with five dogs! “Who’s next?” She asks, genuinely interested...

We cut back out to the party – Natalie, the lady footballer from series 2, talking direct to camera. “Paddy was the first dog I ever had sex with ... I’ve had sex with a few since, but none of them were as good as Paddy. I don’t know if it was because he was my first, or if he’s just a genuinely very good fuck ... But he was fucking awesome! He changed my life!” She smiles and gives a thumbs up to camera. “Charley’s in for a very good time!”

We cut back to the corridor outside Luke’s office – Paddy and Gay Eddie walking toward us, it’s hard to gauge who looks prouder. Eddie says “hi there” as he passes and gives us a very gay twinkle-fingers wave then they go through the doorway to the office.

Inside, Charley is on her knees, with a hand between her thighs – slowly running her fingers along the folds of her pussy lips, not so much pleasuring herself as reminding herself of the pleasure she’s just had. A couple of our crew are putting the cushions back on the couch.

Paddy enters and the first thing he sees is this pretty little brunette on her knees infront of a couch – peachy little bum toward him and at just the right height ... He’s keen to get started right away!

Eddie smiles, “OOhhh, she’s got a bottom like a 12 year old boy ... Better keep me away from her!!” Paddy heaves against his leash, “Now now Paddy, plenty of time ... You don’t have to rush...” But Paddy keeps on straining, so Eddie just lets go of the leash (rather dramatically), “Ooops!”

Paddy is on Charley’s back almost before she notices he’s entered the room. Attempting to mount her with a paw on each shoulder, pushing her forward so she falls onto the couch seat. She yelps in surprise as she is bent over – but we catch a smile crossing her face as she realises it’s just another dog ... Paddy comes down on her back, his paws scraping over her shoulders and down her arms as he settles into position and wraps his legs around her belly – jerking his hindquarters toward her behind. She braces herself, arms folded under her boobs, elbows and forearms taking her weight against the leather cushion, leaving her hands free to fondle her own tits.

She looks back over her shoulder, first one side, then the other, until she manages to make eye contact with the big dumb dog on her back. “Come on now ... You can do it...” She taunts... “Give it to me, baby!”

Paddy continues to jerk at her, stabbing his cock toward her – the tip mashing up against her arse, going the wrong side of the buttock and smearing pre-cum over her bum and upper thigh ... Then he tries again ... And again ... Charley giggles throughout. “My cunt is waiting for your big hard doggy cock...” She moans, spelling it out for the viewers at home. “I’m so wet, and so horny ... I just need another big doggy to use me like a whore!”

And then the dog gets it right ... Boy does he get it right ... The tip slips between Charley’s puffy pussy lips, then the shaft slides in behind it – driving it deep in one move. He starts to thrust and hump at her and our low angle camera catches the slippery wet mess in close-up. Cock sliding in and out, very fast – very wet. Pink and shiny. Going fast, going hard and very soon going deep ... All of this wonderful vision accompanied by Charley’s ragged, out of breath, gasping commentary, “Oh he’s fucking me ... He’s fucking me ... He’s so hot ... His cock is SO hot ... Oh he’s fucking me hard ... Oh this is the best ... This is the best ... Oh fuck me ... Fucckkk meeeeeeeeeee! Oh yes!” It’s a non-stop ranting of passion, coming right from the deepest part of her pussy... “Oh fuck me, fuck me, fuckme fuckme fuckme...”

From the side-angle we watch the dog standing over her, hindlegs bent a little, hindquarters angled so they are almost under her – fucking up rather than in – front legs around her belly, her titties jiggling – her fingers pinching at her nipples, face presses against a leather couch cushion. The dog with a dopey look on his face that half suggests he’s a dopey dog, and half suggests he’s a male that’s about to cum ... All the time, him fucking her hard, and her talking, “Oh yes, oh yes ... Oh you dirty fucker ... Oh you know what to do ... Oh God...”

And then barely 30 seconds after penetration, he’s jackhammering her hard, pulling up very close, his paws pulling tighter and he pulls himself tight to her behind – forcing every millimetre home ... And she’s stopped talking ... Her face twisting up, her teeth gritted ... Our regular viewers know exactly what’s going on, but Luke clarifies things for those who don’t...

“Is his knot inside?”

She nods her head, still trying to take the pain ... Soaking up the pleasure at the same time ... Then starts breathing again – we hadn’t even noticed that she had stopped! We drop down to a low angle again, checking out that knot stretching her pussy out. A little cum leaking out. Everything glistening and shiny, stretched to the limit, looking ready to split in half.

We cut to the party and find the very pretty and slim figure of Emmanuelle, a lovely dark skinned guest from right back at the beginning of the first series, speaking softly in her south Wales accent, “The knot is something you can never really describe to someone who hasn’t taken it ... But looking around this room – I’m just making eye contact with all the other girls who have, and it’s like, we all know ... We’ve all been there. The pain, the pleasure, and the pride in taking everything the dog has for you ... It’s unique.”

Then we’re talking to pretty blonde wife and mother, Nigella Megson, who is standing with her husband. He stays quiet, knowing that nobody is interested in what he thinks. “This brings back some happy memories for me ... That knot ... That’s bloody hard to take ... But once it’s in, it’s such a good feeling. It’s like you feel you’ve actually achieved something special that not many people get to achieve. I mean, I think anyone could if they wanted to, but not many have the bottle ... I’m glad I did, and Charley looks pretty glad she has...” She smiles and returns to looking at the tv screen.

Back in Luke’s office, Paddy begins to dismount from Charley’s back – making her cry out in surprise ... His knot is still locked inside her, and he’s unable to pull away so he ends up turning butt-to-butt with her. She twists her face up to reflect the increased level of pain she’s suffering from the turn...

The pain begins to subside and her face begins to relax before she is suddenly startled by the arrival of a new figure, dropping heavily onto the couch beside her. He’s not too bothered about making her jump. A familiar Scottish accent sounds out. “Why would ye let this faggot’s faggot dog stick his faggot cock in ye after being up that faggot’s arse?” It’s Drew and he’s here to shock, as usual. He exchanges stares with Gay Eddie, but there appears to be no animosity.

Next thing we know, Bruno the Boxer is on the couch next to Drew, both of them right infront of Charley. The dog is on his side and Drew is relaxing him with plenty of chest rubbing and strokes. Charley is reaching between his legs to massage his shaft, talking dirty to him between the sighs that come from the fact that she is still impaled on Paddy’s big ugly knot. “What have you got for me, eh? Have you got another nice big cock for me, boy?” She nods her head back toward the Irish Setter on her back, “Is yours as big as his? Is it?”

The head of Bruno’s cock begins to show... “Come on boy ... Show this English slut what you’ve got...” Calls Drew, stroking and patting his dog’s back.

Charley wanks harder on the Boxer’s shaft, in little fast bursts... “Ooooh, I can see it, it looks tasty...” She leans forward a little, straining against Paddy’s knot, and touches the tip of the cock with the tip of her tongue ... Then wanks it again, pulls the sheath back exposing more of the shaft, then licks that too – up and down, kissing the tip ... Then another wank ... It continues to grow throughout and she continues to comment, “Mmmmmm, getting bigger ... You might be as big as this big boy...”

She goes in for a proper suck, wrapping her mouth around the cock, sealing her lips around it, sucking in her cheeks and then slowly at first, bobbing her head on it. Sucking and bobbing ... Only pulling it out of her mouth so that she can say, “Oooh, you’ve got a lovely tasting cock ... Good boy...” Then she’s back to sucking.

She sucks Bruno’s cock for the whole time that Paddy is tied into her cunt – which is almost ten minutes ... It’s the most blow-job like blow-job she’s given to a dog yet. Treating it like a man’s cock – going harder, faster and deeper on it that she has with the other blow-jobs. She seems to be finding her feet now. A well and truly experienced dogwhore! Soaking up the pleasure of the knot in her pussy and the taste of the cum in her mouth.

When the knot finally works its way out of her snatch, making it’s slurping, squelching sounds as vacuum is broken, air rushing into the hole, making wet sloppy noises as it rushes through the gap – Charley lets out a loud moaning noise around Bruno’s cock, which she buries deep down into the back of her throat...

As Paddy wobbles away with his big fat cock swinging under him, Heather jumps in again with that Champagne flute, slapping it under her lover’s sloppy pussy to catch another torrent of dog spunk ... Eddie takes his dog by the collar and leads it to the other side of the room, where he kneels next to it and continues to fondle and wank it into the other Champagne glass as he praises him for his good behaviour.

Drew jumps up from the couch and grabs Bruno by the collar, encouraging him to “come and show this bitch what a pussy loving cock can do...”

Looking fairly exhausted, but still very much up-for-it, Charley gets comfortable again, her tits on the leather cushion, her arms crossed under her chin, looking around toward our camera position and flashing us a little smile. For the first time since we began the smile isn’t full of joy and confidence, there’s another edge to it. She speaks to camera, “Is that six now? Six is a lot ... I don’t know if I can do them all...” She laughs a little scared laugh. “It’s getting a bit sore down there ... And I’m exhausted...”

“Do you want to stop?” Luke asks, a little concern in his voice.

She swallows and shakes her head. “No ... I said I’d do them all ... I’m going to do them all!” Plucky little cunt, isn’t she?

Before she has time to say anything else, Drew has positioned the Boxer behind her, and the beast is on her back, his front legs tight around her hips, paws hooked over her groin, into the gap between her thighs. Drew almost stuff’s the animal’s cock into Charley’s pussy, making sure he rubs his fingers over her swollen pussy lips and sensitive clit... “Fuck the slut, Bruno ... Fuck that dirty little slut!” He orders after the dog has already started fucking her.

Charley makes more noise with Bruno than any of the previous dogs – and its noise that suggests pain, or at the very least, power ... Because Bruno is certainly power-fucking this little slut like none of the other dogs have. Driving his cock home from behind, over and over, very fast. Thumping it in – not so much a speed fuck as deliberate, deep, hard thumps. A boxer by nature as well as breed!

She takes the pounding, grunting away as if she’s being slapped around. “Oh yes ... Harder ... Fuck me harder ... Oh God ... Oh fuck ... Oh Jeezus ... Oh don’t stop ... Oh fuck...” Each ‘Oh’ getting louder than the last.

We see Gay Eddie watching them fuck from across the room as he masturbates Paddy into the Champagne glass – Eddie looks like he’d switch places with Charley in a heartbeat.

“Dirty fucking whore ... You fucking love it, don’t ye?” Spits Drew, standing over Bruno and Charley. Charley manages to look up at him, “Yes” she gasps, “I fucking love it...”

Drew pats Bruno on the hindquarters, slaps him. Tells him to, “Tie this bitch, Bruno ... Tie this cunt...”

Bruno, on Drew’s instructions, appears to alter his position – a truly trained beast – in order to thrust a little deeper into her. It only takes a couple of thrusts before Charley stops talking and starts screaming. She tries to move forward, away from the beast, but she’s jammed up against the couch and can’t escape – Bruno staggers along behind her and finally forces his knot into her. She squeals as his knot swells up almost as soon as it is inside her pussy. Stretching her all the way again.

And now these two are locked together. Charley knotted by another dog. How does this bitch do this? A couple of hours ago she had never even sucked on a dog’s cock – now she’s sucked, fucked and/or tied with seven of the beasts – and this one appears to have given her as good as any of the others ... Now stretching her out, as others have already – but he looks so much meaner standing over her and owning her. “He’s the boss ... Who’s the boss, slut?”

Charley looks up at Drew, knowing the truth, and says, “Bruno’s the boss ... Bruno’s the boss...”

We close-in for a tight close-up of Bruno’s arsehole, pulsing, then down to his balls, pulsing, then down to his shaft – stuffed inside Charley’s cunt, her flesh wrapped tight around him, the shaft visibly pulsing within her. With every pulse, a little quiet moan from Charley.

A close-up of Charley’s pretty face ... And she looks completely exhausted. She doesn’t even have the strength left to smile anymore – her mouth just hanging open as she moans at the throbbing of Bruno’s fat knot in her once tight little cunt.

“I should stick my cock in your mouth too ... You’ll suck anything...” Jokes Drew.

Charley looks up at him. “I haven’t ... The energy ... To fight ... You off...” She moans between throbs ... Drew looks around to make sure no one objects, then unbuckles his jeans and pulls out his semi-erect cock, lowers himself infront of Charley, and stuffs that cock in her mouth.

It’s a strange thing – dog’s fucking girls is about as dirty as you can get, but there’s a certain point at which it becomes almost normal – and at that point a Scotsman stuffing his cock into a pretty woman’s mouth (whilst she’s knotted with his dog) suddenly becomes a very erotic sight.

We watch as he fucks her mouth. She doesn’t do any sucking – he can use her, but she’s not helping. He’s pushing all the way to the back of her throat, feeling the tight flesh against the head of his cock and wondering how far back her gag reflex will kick-in. It won’t, she doesn’t have one.

To the side of the action, we catch a brief look at Heather, Charley’s girlfriend, looking a little jealous that someone else is having sex with Charley – dogs she can handle, but another human feels like a betrayal.

And the betrayal continues as Drew’s now fully erect cock is filling Charley’s tired mouth – and he’s pulling her head onto it ... His dog still resting on her back, buried all the way to the base of his cock, deep inside her pussy ... Then, almost as soon as he has started fucking her face, Drew is cumming down her throat – holding her even tighter to his groin ... She’s got the pair of them – owner and pet - cumming inside her, one at either end. Charley doesn’t try to fight it – she swallows every drop without hesitation. Drew pulls out and falls back on the couch to catch his breath whilst his dog finishes off in the slut. “I’ve wanted to do that to you since the first time we met!” Sighs Drew.

“I know ... I think everyone here has...” She says matter-of-factly. The crew members caught on camera – two staff plus Luke all nod their agreement ... Yes, they’ve thought about throat fucking her.

Bruno has been on her back, impassively pumping his seed into her belly the whole time this quick face-fuck was taking place ... Now we focus on him – specifically on his knot, stretching out her pussy. Her lips parting to slowly let it pop and slide out. Her back and behind spasming a little due to the size of the object leaving her cunt ... This time, rather than sticking the glass under her lover’s pussy, Heather decides to get involved. She’s just watched another man fuck her girlfriends throat – so she’s going to get hers now ... As Bruno dismounts and staggers away, Heather drops down behind Charley and puts her mouth to Charley’s pussy. Pushes her face right into it, licking and sucking the whole area as she does – getting her first taste of dog-semen right out of her girlfriend’s snatch.

We cut out to the party again. The old-slut, young-slut pairing of Deann and Keegan, our Geordie lesbians from back on the first series. Keegan is still looking cute, even with a few extra piercings and a tattoo that now runs up her neck onto the corner of her jaw. Deann still looks older and tired, but they seem very happy, arm in arm, drinks in their other hands. Deann talks to camera in her loudest, proudest gay Geordie accent. “One thing I’ve learned since I got back into having fun with doggies ... There is no nicer taste that dog sperm from your girlfriend’s pussy ... Like, it’s the best cocktail ever... !”

Back in the office – Heather brings a mouthful of love-juice from Charley’s pussy to her mouth – Charley looks up as she gets close, and the two of them share a long, wet, sticky, dog-cum filled kiss. Heather spitting the whole mouthful into Charley’s mouth. Charley swallowing it all in little bits. Once she’s had it all, she comes up for air – taking a few deep breaths before regaining her faculties.

“That tastes sooo good ... And I’m soooo thirsty...”

Heather smiles, then brings up the now one third full Champagne flute. Cloudy watery doggy cum from Rocky, Prince, Vader, Max, Randall and Paddy swilling around. She’s about to hand it off to Charley when Gay Eddie jumps in with an extra shot of Paddy’s jism that he’s built up in the other glass – he tips it into the main glass... “There you go, my dears...”

Both women say ‘thankyou’, then Heather passes the glass to Charley, who rolls onto her arse, sitting on the couch, legs shaking and cum still dribbling from her pink and swollen pussy lips. She brings the glass to her lips, pauses whilst she takes in the magnitude of what she’s about to drink, licks her lips – partly for dramatic effect – and then suddenly, but slowly, begins to drink. A few sips, just to get the taste – swilling it around her mouth, smirking to camera, then swallowing with a satisfied, “aahhhh” – then another few sips, playing with it in her mouth, savouring it, then swallowing, looking a little sick as she does it, but forcing another smile...

Then she downs the rest, tipping it carefully into her mouth, taking her time, tipping her head back and opening her mouth wide as the glass empties. Making sure she gets to enjoy every drop – and making sure we all get to see her enjoying every drop. Holding the glass above her open mouth as the last few drops drip from the rim.

A high angle shot – looking down at her pretty, cum smeared face and wide open mouth, shows that she’s not swallowing this time – she’s keeping this load in her mouth...

The glass empty, she keeps her head back and calls Heather back with a hand signal – points to her mouth. We’re not sure what Heather is supposed to do, but the young lesbian slut leans over Charley and spits in her mouth – a long, sticky, bubbly white spit, which mixes with all the dog cum...

Charley closes her mouth, tips her head forward toward the regular camera, manages to suppress a smile, and then – with apparent difficultly – she forces herself to swallow the whole mouthful in one go ... It looks like she wants to vomit, but at the same time like she’s delighted by what she’s doing. She opens her mouth wide to camera, raising and lowering her tongue to show that all the cum has gone.

Out at the party – watching the screen closely – Anglican minister’s wife Christine Bradshaw, the middle-aged dog-fucker from series 2 ... She barely even turns to face us. “The funny thing is ... When I let Paddy have his way with me – I got to suck his cock, and swallow his cum, and he fucked me in the arse so roughly, but the most memorable part of it wasn’t anything to do with the dog ... It was when Charley just grabbed me and gave me that kiss...” She points at Charley’s wide open mouth on the screen, the dog cum having just disappeared down her throat... “I’d love to kiss her back right now!” She laughs a little.

“Cum on them...” The camera-man takes Christina by the hand and pulls her away from the screen. Christina doesn’t struggle, she allows him to lead her out of the studio, along the corridor and into Luke’s office.

Charley is still on the couch. Sitting and gathering herself. Her face shiny with sweat and dog-cum, her lips especially shiny. Body naked and scratched up, breathing hard. She smiles as Christina enters. The older woman fully dressed but showing off plenty of cleavage and wearing a skirt tight enough to show she still has a good ass for her age.

Christina doesn’t wait for re-introductions, she walks straight over to Charley, leans in, taking the younger woman’s face in her hands, tipping her head back, and then plants her lips of Charley’s dog-cum flavoured mouth and gives her a long, slow, very wet kiss. We can tell there’s plenty of tongue work going on – from both ladies. Charley’s wet hands reach up to fondle Christina’s boobs in her lovely white top, leaving big wet stains to show where she’s been.

And then, as fast as she arrived, she’s being dragged out of the room by the hand. “Back to the party, my lovely ... Charley’s still got a lot of work to do...”

Drew walks Bruno out of the room, talking to the dog loud enough for us all to hear – quite deliberately... “C’mon boy – this whore’s no good enough for either of us ... Let’s go fuck some nice wee teeny sluts!”

We move into close-up on Charley for a brief state-of-the-gang-bang interview... “So that’s 7 of the 11 dogs ... How are you holding up?”

She doesn’t look like a woman who has the energy to have sex with another 4 dogs ... But she nods. “Yep ... I’m okay ... I can do this ... I’m not quitting...” A pause, “I’m a little bit sore, but I think I was hoping it would be worse, actually ... I thought I might really suffer for my art!!” She laughs a little. Not a sane girl at all – and we love her for it.

Back to the party – a brief montage of former guests from the show...

Big chunky journalist Carolyn Sykes, “When I first saw him, I was like...” Former child sex offender Kaye Warren, “Oh. My. God!” To very recent, aging guest Carin Basham, “He’s huge!” Chinese kitchen factory owner Jenny Tsuing, “I don’t think any lady can handle...” Pakistani waitress, Aliya Tariq, “Dino the Greatest Dane of them all!”

And we’re back in the corridor, watching Dino pull Bernard along the hall-way, then turning into the office to see Charley sitting on the couch. She sees Dino and hides her face, “Ohhh no!” She gasps, as if she’d forgotten that this huge beast was still to come (quite literally!).

The huge beast walks around the room, sniffing everyone, checking what’s going on. Who’s who ... Everytime he gets close to Charley he has a good sniff at her, clearly knowing she’s why he’s here, then moves on to see what the cameramen are doing, what the lighting man is doing, pushing up against the sound man, saying hello to Luke ... Charley is very wary of him every time he gets close.

Back to the party – another brief montage of Dino’s former conquests...

Big chunky journalist Carolyn Sykes, “Of all of the dog’s that have appeared on the show...”

Former child sex offender Kaye Warren, “He’s not the most handsome, but he’s incredible...” To very recent, aging guest Carin Basham, “He’s quite daunting actually...” Chinese kitchen factory owner Jenny Tsuing, “I didn’t think I could take him inside me...” Pakistani waitress, Aliya Tariq, “He’s really very very ‘special’ ... If you know what I mean...” The still very drunk and trying to be cool stripper, Eliza Harper, holding her hands out a foot apart, “He’s got a YUGE cock on him!”

Back to Luke’s office ... Charley looking a little worried... “I don’t know if I can take him ... I mean, if he was the only one, maybe, but after all the others ... It’s a lot to ask of a young lady ... Or even a young slut!” She manages a smile between he looks of nervousness and mild panic.

We discuss whether she should try him, or just suck him (she quite likes that idea), before we agree that so long as she’s in control, and so long as she can say no at any time, then it will be okay...

Bernard gets the beast to lie down on his side, then rolls him onto his back ... His big wide belly, almost hairless, and heavy sheath on display ... Charley slips down onto the floor and kneels beside him. Dino keeps his head raised off the floor, looking around and down at Charley as she begins to cautiously fondle his big sheath...

She talks to the camera as she plays with it, “It’s amazing really ... Every dog feels like the first time trying something new ... It’s not like going from one man to another, it’s more like the difference between a man and a woman ... And every breed of dog is totally different ... And he is...” She fondles his cock a little more vigorously, taking a stronger grip, “ ... Fucking HUGE!”

The dog’s cock is growing quite nicely now – beginning to show – the fat flat end already big enough to rival some of the dog’s that have fucked her today ... And regular viewers will know that it’s got a long way to go. Charley’s strokes are long and lazy, gently slipping her hand up and down the shaft – at first around the sheath, then as it grows, moving her focus to the shaft itself...

She continues to talk to us as she plays with it... “When you’re watching the other girl’s play with this thing it looks big ... When you’re playing with it yourself, and you know where you’re going to put it ... Bloody hell...” She looks up into camera and pulls an expression that’s somewhere around ‘terror’ but falls into a grin just before we can get worried...

Then she’s brushing her long dark hair behind an ear to give us a clear view as she leans forward and wraps her lips around the end – just the tip – of his almost fully erect cock. Her cheeks suck in and she bobs her head a little on him. Sucking and slurping a little. Coming off to say, “Oh God, that’s gorgeous!” Then she’s back to sucking it, taking a little more into her mouth – stretching her jaw open as far as she can to take the girth of this magnificent tool. It’s the biggest yet – and will be the biggest of the day – and it’s almost too big for her mouth ... But she takes as much as she can, gradually sliding more and more into her mouth ... Making a lot of wet slurping smacking noises as she looks after the giant dog.

We cut to the party again and see that everyone is quietly watching the monitors – watching Charley sucking on this huge dog cock.

Back to the office to see Heather standing to the side, one hand down the front of her jeans, the other holding the now empty Champagne glass. One of our camera crew with his cock out, having a not-so-sly wank at the sight of this girl who he’s been working with for three years, sucking on a dog’s cock ... The eighth dog’s cock she’s been intimate with today!

Charley sucks for a while longer, then draws her mouth back along the shaft – letting her lips slide along and off it ... She looks up at camera and as she catches her breath, she almost sighs to us that, “Everyone talks about how big Dino’s cock is – but to tell the absolute truth – it’s the taste that’s the most amazing thing about it ... It’s fucking gorgeous ... It’s like ... It’s almost fizzy ... It’s like that frozen stuff ... Sorbet ... It’s ... Oh fuck it...” She stops trying to think of words to describe it and simply stuffs it back into her mouth to suck some more...

We cut to Heather, a hand still down her own jeans. “How does it feel to watch your girlfriend with a dog’s giant cock in her mouth?”

Heather doesn’t seem to want to play along. She shrugs, twists her face up a little. “It’s disgusting, isn’t it ... But very hot though ... Disgustingly hot ... I can’t believe it turns me on so much.”

“Would you join in if she wanted?”

Heather shakes her head. “Absolutely not!” She pauses. “But I’m happy to watch...”

We cut to a few minutes later – Charley has sucked Dino’s cock to its fullest, most erect, state. Swollen, uneven and not at all attractive. She’s got him fully rolled on his back, and is holding the cock at it’s base below the huge and ugly knot. She swings a leg over his body so that she is kneeling with a knee on the floor on either side of his belly. She adjusts her position, gets comfortable, takes a few deep breaths – angles his huge cock toward her pussy. Edges backward an inch, starts to lower herself and at the same time aim the tip of the cock between her pussy lips.

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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e5 Carrie

Series 4, Episode 5: Carrie We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a crowded sandy beach – kids building sandcastles, parents sunbathing ... Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing over a river – tourists leaning over the sides, taking pictures ... And now we’re looking down at a crowded street market – barrows selling everything from fresh fruit and veg, to handmade jewelry and knock-off designer...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e6 Samantha

Series 4, Episode 6: SAMANTHA We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re in a large carpark ... Hundreds of cars, shoppers pushing trolleys back and forth ... Then we’re looking down at a crowded street market – barrows selling everything from fresh fruit and veg, to handmade jewelry and knock-off designer handbags. Now we’re looking at the large entrance gates of a zoo ... Large letters spell out ‘DUDLEY ZOO’. A small line...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS5e11 Hannah Smith

Series 5, Episode 11: Hannah Smith (21) – Newcastle We open with our beautiful shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then our cartoon version of Charley, our top heavy host appears, floating with us for a second before she waves for us to follow her as she dives down toward the planet at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit to sea level over the North Sea, off the north-east coast, in just a few seconds. From here we race toward the coast, a beach,...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS14E14 XXXmas Day Special

We watch a mini-montage of Ye olde English town, with snow falling slowly, and Christmas shoppers hurrying back to their cars with bags full of gifts – and hear traditional Christmas music and sleighbells... Then fade through to our studio, which has been set up to look like a fairly unconvincing Santa’s Grotto – with a couple of comfortable couches arranged infront of a large (fake) fireplace, and an over decorated Christmas tree, which is stacked with presents. On one couch – two sex...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e12 Cate Morado 36

We open with our beautiful shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then fall toward the planet at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit toward the south of England, toward the massive urban sprawl that is London ... Reaching ground level in just a few seconds. From here we race through animated streets, passing traditional London Black Cabs and red Double Decker buses until we hit a wide street of three-story buildings – shopfronts downstairs, apartments...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e2 Raquel Ferdinand 33

We’re looking at the pretty but increasingly fake features of our hostess – Charley Ozvik. Her nose a little too slim and pointy, her jaw too defined, her teeth too perfect. There’s not a line on her face and when she talks her face barely moves. It’s a little like watching a Thunderbird puppet talking. A very sexy Thunderbird puppet! She’s wearing a tight blouse, the top few buttons undone to show off plenty of her fake cleavage and fragments of a huge tattoo that’s across her chest....

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesCharley doggy gangbang part 1

End of Series 3 special: Charley Kiefer Part 1 Footage courtesy of British Academy of Television. We see the brightest and best of the British television industry, all dressed up in their best – hair perfect, make-up (for the ladies, mainly), and big smiles. Amongst the familiar actors, actresses, chat-show hosts, comedians, reality stars and general celebrities, we see a face that looks slightly out-of-place, yet still familiar to us ... It’s our very own Charley, in a long, white,...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e3 Robyn

We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a build up inner city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing over a river – tourists leaning over the sides, taking pictures ... Then we’re looking down on a busy motorway – cars flying by at 70-80-90mph ... A sign by the road indicates that this is the A127, and that the next turn-off is to...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e21 The Portsmouth Womens Institute

Series 6, Episode 20 The Portsmouth Women’s Institute (ages 50-60), from Portsmouth We open with a very simple and idyllic establishing shot of the front of an unobtrusive building with a little square of grass around it. A sign reads, “PORTSMOUTH WOMEN’S INSTITUTE” A small car park is half filled with sensible middle-class cars a Volvo, an Audi, a nice VW, etc. Trees rustle as the wind blows through them. Very safe violin music plays on the soundtrack and then The needle on the record...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e12 Linda

Series 4, Episode 12: LINDA We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then a grim street of residential blocks – skinny kids running around as exhausted looking single mothers carry the shopping home ... Then a crowded street market – barrows selling everything from fresh fruit and veg, to handmade jewelry and knock-off designer handbags. Now we’re on a country road, there’s a building 50 yards away in the distance – high fences all...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e14 Lauren

Series 4, Episode 14: LAUREN We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway ... And then we’re looking at something new - we’re in a semi-industrial, run down old part of town. Clearly an area that’s seen better days. Half of the factory units/shops around here are locked up with ‘TO LET’ signs stating, ‘LOW RENT’. Despite being half closed, there’s a good number of vans driving...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e19 Tiffany Black 36

Series 5, Episode 19 - Tiffany Black (36) We open with our beautiful shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – just long enough to notice that this week the shot includes lines of longitude and latitude ... Then we fall toward the planet at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit toward the country, staying on the zero-degree line of latitude ... Dropping toward the south, toward the huge urban spread of London ... Staying on that imaginary line – right into...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e9 Tara Carver

Series 5, Episode 9: Tara Carver (59) – Edinburgh We open with our standard sequence – a high altitude image of the United Kingdom. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy caricature of our host, Charley, floating infront of us ... She points down toward the UK below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” She giggles, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping toward the ground, heading in...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS14 E09 Vanessa Moore 34 from Manchester with Jenna

We begin this week’s show with a shot of a collection of impressive, modern tower blocks. Each has a different style, format, and color. From browns, to greys, to whites. Lots of windows and lots of balconies. We move along a new, black-topped road, toward the towers, noting the lack of old buildings, and the lack of greenery (a few freshly planted trees and a flower bed, nothing more). There’s an ornamental sculpture up ahead at the side of the road – it looks like a stack of cubes twisted...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e1 Elizabeth

We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a build up inner city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking at a crowded sandy beach – kids building sandcastles, parents sunbathing ... Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing over a river – tourists leaning over the sides, taking pictures... Then we’re in a large carpark ... Hundreds of cars, shoppers pushing trolleys back...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e17 Penelope

“The United Kingdom of Zoo – Series 4, Episode 18: Penelope” by Luke Ozvik Series 4, Episode 18: PENELOPE We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway ... And then we’re looking at something familiar... A narrow single car width country road, leading through an area of barren, rolling, grassy hills. Dry stone walls rise about 3 feet on either side of the narrow road. A few cows...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e16 Annalise Tsaro 31

Series 5, Episode 13: Annalise Tsaro (31) – Dover – builder’s wife, loads of kids, ultra-protected, wants to do something crazy and independent We open with our beautiful shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then fall toward the planet at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit to sea level in front of the White Cliffs of Dover in just a few seconds – and we’re already into live-action. From here we race toward the cliffs, but just as we expect to rise...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e4 Becky Millington 32

We fade in on the face of a man – Mr Average, nothing to shout about, nothing to run away from ... He’s filming himself, selfie-style on a smart-phone camera. He looks excited and full of fun. He speaks, almost whispers, direct to the camera, in a mild Scouse accent, “Dear Charley, my name’s Kyle, and I’d like to nominate my partner, Becky, to be on The United Kingdom of Zoo – because she never stops thinking about having sex with dogs ... And to prove it ... Come with me...” He turns the...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS11 E15 Marnie Coburn 43 from Blackburn

We start this week’s show with a drone shot, flying over endless terraces streets of old homes. Black roofs, barely a solar panel in sight, narrow streets crowded with parked cars... Then we cut to ground level in one of those narrow streets, seeing the cars parked on the pavement on either side, giving just enough room for another car to squeeze through. Terraced two-story houses line either side of the street, behind small walls that protect about a meter of concrete rather than a...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e15 Kimberly

“The United Kingdom of Zoo – Series 4, Episode 14: Kimberly” by Luke Ozvik Series 4, Episode 14: KIMBERLY We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking down on a busy motorway – cars flying by at 70-80-90mph ... Now we’re on the windswept sea-front of an old-fashioned English resort town ... Finally, we’re in a quiet, narrow residential street, late at night, outside a traditional English pub. White walls and black...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e18 Rachael

Series 4, Episode 18: RACHAEL We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway ... And then we’re looking at something new... A large sewage treatment plant. A mini montage of big circular pools of household waste, being chewed up and cleaned by large rotating mechanical arms ... It looks like it smells terrible. The occasional member of staff, checking equipment, wearing full overalls...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e16 Ava Marvaux 22

from Tottenham, London. We fade in on our hostess, Charley. She’s skirting that territory between sexy and strange. With her heavily botoxed face, obviously fake bolt-on boobs, and all those tattoos on her chest, her legs, her arms ... All wrapped up in too-small clothes, showing off as much flesh as possible – mini-skirt, sleeveless low-cut top. She’s strange, but she’s ours... We’re on a wide grey street, black fences on either side, nothing beyond them on one side, a blue storage...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e19 Belinda

Series 4, Episode 19: Belinda We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway ... And then we’re looking at something new... We’re in an unimpressive residential area. Lots of orange/brown two story terraced houses that probably looked very modern and sharp in the early 80s, but now just look boring. An occasional resident walks along the street alone, a couple of cars pass by –...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS11 E06 Lucinda Glass 46 from Middlesbrough

We start this week’s show with establishing footage from our drone camera as it flies over a large area of well-appointed parkland – bowling greens, rows of trees in large curves, recently mown lawns, a children’s play park, over a small lake, more trees and then down to the neat semi-detached houses beyond... Dropping all the way down to street level, bringing our host into view – a white speck on the pavement at first, then as we get closer – a nicer, more attractive speck ... Closer...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e5 Julia Green 56

We fade in on high street – plenty of people around, obviously not during the Coronavirus lockdown. The camera swings around to face a bank, then moves in through the doors – past a member of staff on the front desk who waves at whoever is holding the camera (clearly knowing them) ... The camera moves past a line of customers and up to one of the cash windows ... The clerk behind the window looks up... She’s middle-aged, with a tired, almost ‘loose’ looking face – one of those big mouths...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e20 Tina

We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a built-up inner-city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking at a crowded sandy beach – kids building sandcastles, parents sunbathing ... Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing over a river – tourists leaning over the sides, taking pictures... Now we’re looking at a sandy beach on a perfect summer’s day – small waves rolling...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e7 Siobhan

Series 4, Episode 7: SIOBHAN We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a grim street of residential blocks – skinny kids running around as exhausted looking single mothers carry the shopping home ... Then we’re looking down at a crowded street market – barrows selling everything from fresh fruit and veg, to handmade jewelry and knock-off designer handbags. Now we’re in the middle of a busy food-court - restaurants...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e1 Sammy Murty

We open with an image of the United Kingdom – from high, high up ... The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us like a perverted version of Supergirl ... She smiles at us, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping to sea level over the Severn Estuary, between Wales (with a cartoonish huge flag waving on the coast, and the south-west coast of England, with...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e10 Alison Latham

Series 5, Episode 10: Alison Latham (47) – Wolverhampton We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit ... The whole country in one shot. Then our very cartoonish, top heavy and slutty caricature of Charley appears infront of us ... She points down toward the UK below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” Then she waves for us to follow her, turns and skydives toward the country below at...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e7 Effat Hassan 41

Footage through a car window, looking out at a twilight sky and a virtually empty motorway ahead ... There’s a car in the distance ahead of us, an occasional car or truck coming the other way, passing us at speed, nothing like you’d expect from a busy rush hour motorway. Then we’re looking down at the driver from a high angle, corner mounted GoPro. The driver, as you’d expect, is the cleavage heavy, filthy looking pornstar-esque Charley Ozvik, the face of the British bestiality business, and...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e3 Rebecca

“The United Kingdom of Zoo” Series 5, Episode 3: Rebecca We open with a shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us like a twisted version of the old “Bewitched’ tv titles ... She smiles at us, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit to sea level over the English Channel, off the south coast, in...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e7 Asha

Series 5, Episode 7: Asha Goyal We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit ... The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our host, Charley, appears infront of us ... She points down toward the UK below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” She giggles, then turns and dives toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS13E01 Christina Bruce 42 from Belfast

With series 12 completed, we roll straight through into series 13 - the same hosts, doing the same things all over again ... Aren’t we getting bored of this yet? Well, it appears not ... So... We start this week’s show with establishing shots of quiet suburban streets – semi-detached homes, very middle class and safe... And then, stepping into frame from the side, moving from behind the camera to infront - this week’s host ... Still the nation’s least likely sex symbol – short, fat,...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e11 Janine Saunders 18

Series 6, Episode 11 – Janine Saunders (18), from Birmingham We fade in on a nice townhouse in a nice neighbourhood – then we cut to inside the house and see our hostess – Charley – sitting at her desk, a large computer editing suite laid out infront of her (big computer, multiple screens, etc.) She appears to be editing an episode of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’ as we watch, although there’s nothing sexual on screen at the moment, just a young couple walking a large Alsatian. Charley turns...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess10e01 Anita Vernon 25 from Bury

As part of our commitment to social distancing and the safety of our great nation, this season of the “United Kingdom of Zoo” has been filmed almost entirely with remote cameras. We wish to thank the many lovely ladies who have travelled to see us at our Manchester studios, and hope they all enjoyed fulfilling their fantasies as much as we enjoyed watching... We fade in on a dark set. A spotlight illuminates a single bed – steel-frame, mattress, no bedclothes or pillows. We had a scour a...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e2 Victoria Bravia 20

We open with our beautiful animated shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Then our cartoon, top heavy tattooed version of Charley appears, floating in the sky with us, winking and smiling - then waving for us to follow her as she turns and falls toward the country at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit toward the northern part of England, all the way down to a large old city of Sheffield right in the middle, in just a few seconds. Our animated Charley leads us all the...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess9e16 Sienna Triosi 24 married showoff

Series 9, Episode 16: Sienna Triosi (24), from Ipswich We open with a shot of a very boring, street two-up two-down terraced houses. Small paved front yards provide off street parking for a couple of small cars each. And then, walking up the street toward us – the chunky figure of our favourite Cockney wideboy, Dennis, and beside him the sleek, narrow figure of his mean looking, hard-loving, but ultimately very well-behaved Doberman, Casanova. We track backwards as he walks – keeping him...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess3e10 Stacy 44 hairdresser from London

Series 3, Episode 10: Stacy On one side of the street a row of pre-War three-story buildings – shopfront downstairs, residential apartment/flats above. On the other side of the street, modern four/five level office buildings, and an old train station with a sign outside that reads, “Welcome to Enfield Chase”. We’re in North London to meet our next subject, and she’s a subject who’s worth meeting. Back to those shopfronts – one in particular – Hair By Hottinger. A modest hair and beauty...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e13 Colette

Series 4, Episode 13: COLETTE We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway ... And then we’re looking at something new... This time our drone camera is floating over a road in a nice suburb on a beautiful sunny day. High stone/brick walls separate nice houses from the pavement. Not too many cars driving by. We’re following a middle-aged woman as she jogs ... Well, it’s more of a...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e4 Melina

We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a build-up inner city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing over a river – tourists leaning over the sides, taking pictures ... And finally we’re floating over the dull terraced houses and occasional grim tower-block of a northern English city. Over allotments, over a slow-moving river, dropping down toward a...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess8e16 Lily Parkinson 32

Series 8, Episode 16: Lily Parkinson (32), from Chester We pan over a couple of large wooden animal shapes – a rhino and a giraffe - open on a large sign that reads “Chester Zoo”, then pan down to the main gates, watching as an excited family enters the facility. A mini-montage shows us some of the animals – large lizards, chimpanzees, elephants, lions, and finally a pair of dingos ... Pausing on the final animals as one suddenly mounts the other and starts fucking her ... We cut to a...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e5 Andrea

Series 5, Episode 5: Andrea Fereday (29) – Uxbridge We open with our beautiful animation of the United Kingdom – from space... Our cartoonish, top heavy image of Charley appears, floating infront of us, smiling and giggling, then waves for us to follow her ... Turns and dives toward the country at hyper-sonic speed – and we follow - dropping from a low-Earth orbit – heading toward the south, toward London, then veering westward as we hurtle toward the ground ... Reaching ground level in...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS12E19 Emma Withe 54 from Oakham

We fade in in the middle of a quiet street, in the low-rise central area of a small midlands town, with one and two story buildings around us. To one side, a long flat warehouse/factory type unit, stocking and fitting tyres for local drivers, to the other, the town’s train station. Looking like a traditional old station, but rebuilt fairly recently. There’s a small car park between us and the station, and it’s almost full. We watch as a car drives down the road toward us, then turns into the...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS13E17 Eva Ahn 33 from Motherwell

We start this week’s show with an establishing shot of a bright and classy business park – 2 and 3 level buildings with red and white facias, large black windows, small car parks... The car parks are mostly empty as we pan from one building to the next, and we realize that the sun is dropping in the background – it’s an evening shoot, and all of the workers have gone home for the day... We end our pan looking at the one building with cars/vans in the carpark. And then our host steps into...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e8 Patricia

Series 5, Episode 8: Patricia Grant (41) – Dagenham We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit ... The whole of the British Isles in one shot. Then our top-heavy cartoon character version of Charley, our host, appears infront of us ... She points down toward the landmass below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” She giggles, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS12 E20 Eva Straskova 30 from Notting Hill London

We start this week’s show with an establishing shot of a large, grey, concrete and glass building. Seven storeys high, each as boring and square as the last. If it wasn’t for the row of green trees planted in the wide pavement out front there wouldn’t be any colour here at all. We move toward the building and note that the ground floor windows are mirrored glass – briefly casting a reflection of our camera crew – as we approach a pair of glass double-doors. Stencilled on the glass, a very...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e13 AnneMarie Silverwood

We open with our beautiful animation of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then fall toward the planet at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit – heading north, toward Scotland ... Reaching ground level in the countryside in seconds. From here we race north, approaching cartoon St Andrew’s flags indicating that we are entering Scotland. High speed overland, fading through to live action as we enter the outer suburbs of a city ... Then through the streets...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e6 Maria

Series 5, Episode 6: Maria Sinclair (55) We open with an image of the United Kingdom – from high, high up ... The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us ... She points down toward the country below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” She giggles, then turns and dives toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping to sea...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess8e6 Simone Butt 27 pig lover

Series 8, Episode 6: Simone Butt (27), from Bristol We open with an establishing shot of an impressive, modern brick and glass façade of a six-story office block on a busy street. Very clean, under a clear blue sky. We can see a figure approaching along the pavement, a slim lady with blonde hair. She’s wearing ripped blue jeans and a tight t-shirt, and her nice round boobs bounce on every step. It’s our Polish princess, Petra – and this week there’s no sign of her lovely Labrador. She...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess12e07 Cora Toney 25 from Newcastle

We start this week’s show with establishing shots of a large allotment on a sunny day – lots of small gardens sectioned off from one another, middle aged men avoiding their families – growing flowers, vegetables, or just hiding in garden sheds – and then we’re looking at a large blue-grey Weimaraner ... Watching for a moment as he sniffs around the corner of a garden shed, then turns, cocks his leg, and pisses on it... And then, stepping out from behind the shed, catching a little of that...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e10 Imogen

Series 4, Episode 10: IMOGEN We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a built-up inner-city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking down at a crowded street market – barrows selling everything from fresh fruit and veg, to handmade jewelry and knock-off designer handbags. Then we’re on the windswept sea-front of an old fashioned English resort town - windy, cold and rainy,...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e15 Donna Ferry 51

We open with our beautiful animation of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then fall toward the planet at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit – dropping all the way down to the North Sea, just off the coast ... Reaching sea level in a few seconds. From here we race toward the coast, between two piers, under a couple of bridges, and up a wide and winding river ... Under an old steel bridge, over a new concrete bridge, then deep inland ... At speed ......

2 years ago
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