The United Kingdom Of Zoo (A Fake BBC Documentary Series)s5e15 - Donna Ferry (51) free porn video

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We open with our beautiful animation of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then fall toward the planet at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit – dropping all the way down to the North Sea, just off the coast ... Reaching sea level in a few seconds.

From here we race toward the coast, between two piers, under a couple of bridges, and up a wide and winding river ... Under an old steel bridge, over a new concrete bridge, then deep inland ... At speed ... Through the countryside, but never leaving the river ... In seconds we are racing up toward an old city on hill ... Cathedral, castle, cobbled streets...

We merge into live action as we find ourselves in a new part of the old city ... Less of a shopping mall than just a covered street ... And then we come up outside a lingerie store.

A woman steps out infront of us. Slim, pale, redhaired, with a top cut low enough for us to see that she has widely spaced boobs that don’t produce much cleavage. She has a bag from the lingerie store.

She speaks in a polite northern accent, not quite Geordie, certainly not Yorkshire... “Hello, and welcome to the United Kingdom of Zoo.”

No montage this week ... We just focus on Donna, sitting on the couch at home beside her husband, Darren, telling her story direct to camera. For a little variety we occasionally cut away to shots of her in her bedroom, checking herself out in the mirror as she tries on the lingerie she was buying when we first met her.

“I’m Donna Ferry. I’m 56 year old. I’m originally from Sunderland, but I live in Durham. I’m married, to Darren ... It’s my second marriage, my first didn’t work out so well, but this chap is much more in tune with my needs.”

She pats Darren on the thigh, and he smiles at her.

“I’ve always been a highly sexed woman. I started early, when I was – can I say it? 14 ... With a much older man. He was a teacher at my school. I’ve never been shy to sleep with anyone I find attractive, but I’ve always been loyal to whoever I was with. I never slept around when I was in a relationship.”

She squeezes Darren’s hand this time and he offers another gormless smile.

“I was first attracted to dogs ... I don’t know when exactly it was, but sometime in the 90s. I just became aware of it. I suppose it was the internet – but I became aware that there were women, somewhere in the world, who were having sex with animals, and I assumed they were enjoying it ... And then I started to think, even before I’d seen any of it, that it must be a very dirty feeling to do it ... I think a lot of my sleeping around was just about it being naughty ... I know the teacher was just about it being naughty ... I certainly didn’t love him or anything ... I just wanted to have sex with a teacher, you know – be the bad girl at school ... Get a reputation!”

“So, since the 90s ... It’s been in my mind ... You know, that to be a really bad girl, I needed to have sex with an animal – and for everyone I knew to know about it ... Then I met this guy...” She nods toward Darren again, “And he’s just as bad as me ... He has his perversions ... He likes to think of me having sex with everyone ... Men, women, old men, young girls ... And he loves to piss on me, and I don’t mind ... It’s just piss ... If it makes him happy why would I have a problem with it? And he feels the same way about the things I like ... He always told me, right from the start, that I should do whatever makes me happy ... So, I told him I wanted to have sex with a dog, and for all our friends to know about it ... And he said, if I want everyone we know to see it, I should do it on your show ... So ... Here I am... !”

This time Darren puts an arm around her, leans in, and gives her a kiss on the cheek.

And now we’re looking right at her, in close-up... “Tonight, I’ll be having sex with a dog for the first time...” She turns to the side, “And I’d love for you all to watch!”

We hold on her as she smiles – then fade through to a shot of our studios in Manchester.

For a change, we’re not set up in our studio, but around the side, off the carpark in the small laneway that leads to our loading dock. Exposed brick walls, concrete, a little garbage (we added a few extra bags to make things look extra scruffy). The ground is wet, with a stream of dirty water running along the gutter to a drain.

Our cameras, lights and microphones are out here with us - ready to shoot some outdoor action – the only problem is, we have no stars to film...

We turn the camera through 180 degrees to see the street beyond the laneway – and watch as a car approaches and then parks in the laneway. The doors open and Darren gets out of the driver’s side. Donna climbs out of the passenger side – she’s dressed in high heeled shoes, a red and black lacy bra and matching French knickers (the lingerie she was buying at the start of the show) – no outer/over clothes at all. They walk toward us and we drop into slow motion to give us time to fully appreciate her as she approaches.

She’s not amazing – slim and pale, with boobs spaced wide on her chest, a nice big gap between themas they sit softly in the cups of her bra, suggesting that they aren’t that firm. The look on her face is wannabe-slut, mixed with excitement and a touch of nervous energy. She doesn’t look too nervous yet – but she’s still in lingerie – in a minute she’ll be naked and fucking a dog ... We wonder how she’ll look then.

She walks right up to our camera, looking happy and ready to go. Charley steps in from beside our camera position. Charley always looks good, but next a woman more than 20 years her senior, with small boobs, no tan, red hair, etc., our hostess looks almost like a goddess.

“Hello, Donna ... Welcome to UK of Zoo...”

“Hello...” Smiles Donna.

Charley continues. “I’ve heard you’re a bit of an exhibitionist – and you want everyone to know what a dirty dirty girl you are ... So we’ve got something special for you today...”

Donna smiles again, looking around to try and guess her surprise.

Charley waves her hands around, pointing up and down the back-alley. “Just for you ... We’re going to film this scene out here in the laneway, rather than inside where it’s safe ... You like to think everyone is watching ... Well today – anyone who walks by can see you in action...”

Donna’s smile broadens ... She clearly likes the idea.

We cut to a wider shot of Donna unclasping her bra and letting it fall away – those widely spaced tits sagging down and apart. Then bending down to slip her panties off, showing off a narrow little strip of ginger pussy hair. It’s a quicker strip than we’re used to – because she’s coming from such a nearly naked starting point – and now she’s just standing there, looking at us, in nothing but high heels.

As she looks at us, she doesn’t notice the other car that has pulled up in the laneway behind hers ... The driver side door opens and almost immediately a little, wide, muscular beast jumps over the driver and onto the hard ground. It’s a pitbull, and we know him better as Randall...

Donna turns to watch as he scrambles toward her – seeing this pale pink/white thing standing out in the open and thinking it’s his lucky day – which it might well be!

She squats to greet him, stroking his head and sides as he snuffles up against her – trying to get behind her immediately. “Hello, doggy ... Hello ... I can’t wait to get started with you ... No I can’t ... I cant wait to get started!!” She laughs.

Darren stands to the side watching on, clearly happy to be here.

She drops forward onto her knees on the hard laneway – upright, which gives Randall enough room to explode under her. Walking between her things, twisting his head and trying to lick above himself ... But Donna takes hold of his head and positions her pussy so that it’s rubbing up against his spine - enjoying the rough hairy sensation on her clit. She bends forward and reaches under his body, fondling and rubbing at his sheath.

Randall stands very still, letting her do as she pleases, not wanting to disturb her.

She looks around as she plays with him, still pushing her pussy against his back, but apparently aware of some activity at the end of the lane.

We pan around to see a couple of teenagers standing on the corner of the alley, watching from afar. We let them watch, why spoil their fun.

“I feel totally exposed...” She whispers, smiling to confirm that she’ likes that, as she rubs her pussy along his spine, and continues to reach under his belly and work that sheath.

Charley notes that, “We can move inside if you want?”

“No!” The answer comes back from Darren almost before Charley has made the offer. “We like it...”

And Donna holds her position for a second, looking up the lane again, then up in the sky as if she’s expecting to see helicopters circling overhead. She looks up at Darren, then at Charley and confirms, “Yes ... I like it...”

She smiles, a naughty school-girl smile on a 56-year-old face – and gets down onto the ground, on her hands and knees, picking up a small stone that was under her hand and throwing it away. Dropping to her elbows, her forearms crossed on the ground. Getting comfortable, or as comfortable as one can be on elbows and knees in a grubby backstreet.

Her back is arched, her arse back, her knees far enough apart to spread her thighs and exposed her pussy, the lips hanging slightly apart, glistening pink within...

She drops her head, smiling but maybe just a little ashamed, even scared. In the background, Darren stands, arms folded infront of her chest, not sure what to do as he watches his dream come true.

Randall doesn’t hesitate – moving up behind her, his paws skipping on the hard ground as he gets closer and becomes more excited – then he rears up to mount her. His weight landing on her back and pushing her knees and elbows down hard. His front legs sliding down at her sides, his paws almost pushing down against the front of her thighs.

He starts to bang up against her from behind, his cock thrusting between her thighs, bending his back, angling up between her legs, almost getting under her pelvis as he angles thrusts up toward her pussy.

“Oh God ... Oh God ... It’s happening...” Gasps Donna, stating the obvious as her long held dream comes true.

He keeps trying, thrusting at her, gradually getting the tip of his cock to pump toward her pussy – and then suddenly shunts it up and into her. He goes deep right away.

“Oh GOD!” She squeals – part pleasure, part surprise.

We can hear Darren in the background saying, “Oh yes!” as she squeals.

As soon as Randall feels her moist flesh around his shaft he cuts loose – thumping deep and hard, with short rapid strokes.

Donna has her head up, facing forward, and her mouth open – her expression changing slowly from a look of shock to a look of happiness ... A smile growing across her face.

Her breathing becoming suddenly ragged as the beast fucks her faster than she’s ever been fucked, pushing her forward on the hard ground – her pushing back on her elbows and forearms, jamming them against the ground - her knees down scraping against the asphalt.

She looks up and around toward Darren, wincing - as much from pain of the hard ground on her joints as the six inches of hot dog cock that is driving in and out of her pussy, or the grip of his little sharp nails.

We move around her in this position to get a perfect side-on view - her slim profile fully exposed to the camera. Belly and little tits heaving as she tries to control her breathing, everything shaking and jiggling under the continued pounding from the big dog. Her head back, mouth open, gasping then gritting her teeth – working through the pain from knees and cunt ... The sight of her little tits flopping back and forth as he drills into her is a little distracting ... But not too much – after all, a muscly little dog is fucking the shit out of a slim lady ... Who wouldn’t want to watch that... ?

Darren certainly wants to watch – crouching down to get as close a look as he can – reaching under to fondle her flappy tits as they wobble and shake ... Almost getting in the way of our cameras.

The hardcore fucking only lasts a little while – maybe 40 or 50 seconds (although careful editing and the multiples camera set-up allows us to extend this to over 2 minutes). We use the low angle camera last, catching the image of his knot – still small at the moment – popping in and out of her cunt. His cum still dribbling out around the shaft and dripping almost onto the camera.

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We open with an image of the United Kingdom – from high, high up ... The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us like a perverted version of Supergirl ... She smiles at us, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping to sea level over the Severn Estuary, between Wales (with a cartoonish huge flag waving on the coast, and the south-west coast of England, with...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e10 Alison Latham

Series 5, Episode 10: Alison Latham (47) – Wolverhampton We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit ... The whole country in one shot. Then our very cartoonish, top heavy and slutty caricature of Charley appears infront of us ... She points down toward the UK below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” Then she waves for us to follow her, turns and skydives toward the country below at...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e7 Effat Hassan 41

Footage through a car window, looking out at a twilight sky and a virtually empty motorway ahead ... There’s a car in the distance ahead of us, an occasional car or truck coming the other way, passing us at speed, nothing like you’d expect from a busy rush hour motorway. Then we’re looking down at the driver from a high angle, corner mounted GoPro. The driver, as you’d expect, is the cleavage heavy, filthy looking pornstar-esque Charley Ozvik, the face of the British bestiality business, and...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e3 Rebecca

“The United Kingdom of Zoo” Series 5, Episode 3: Rebecca We open with a shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us like a twisted version of the old “Bewitched’ tv titles ... She smiles at us, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit to sea level over the English Channel, off the south coast, in...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e7 Asha

Series 5, Episode 7: Asha Goyal We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit ... The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our host, Charley, appears infront of us ... She points down toward the UK below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” She giggles, then turns and dives toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS13E01 Christina Bruce 42 from Belfast

With series 12 completed, we roll straight through into series 13 - the same hosts, doing the same things all over again ... Aren’t we getting bored of this yet? Well, it appears not ... So... We start this week’s show with establishing shots of quiet suburban streets – semi-detached homes, very middle class and safe... And then, stepping into frame from the side, moving from behind the camera to infront - this week’s host ... Still the nation’s least likely sex symbol – short, fat,...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e11 Janine Saunders 18

Series 6, Episode 11 – Janine Saunders (18), from Birmingham We fade in on a nice townhouse in a nice neighbourhood – then we cut to inside the house and see our hostess – Charley – sitting at her desk, a large computer editing suite laid out infront of her (big computer, multiple screens, etc.) She appears to be editing an episode of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’ as we watch, although there’s nothing sexual on screen at the moment, just a young couple walking a large Alsatian. Charley turns...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess10e01 Anita Vernon 25 from Bury

As part of our commitment to social distancing and the safety of our great nation, this season of the “United Kingdom of Zoo” has been filmed almost entirely with remote cameras. We wish to thank the many lovely ladies who have travelled to see us at our Manchester studios, and hope they all enjoyed fulfilling their fantasies as much as we enjoyed watching... We fade in on a dark set. A spotlight illuminates a single bed – steel-frame, mattress, no bedclothes or pillows. We had a scour a...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e2 Victoria Bravia 20

We open with our beautiful animated shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Then our cartoon, top heavy tattooed version of Charley appears, floating in the sky with us, winking and smiling - then waving for us to follow her as she turns and falls toward the country at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit toward the northern part of England, all the way down to a large old city of Sheffield right in the middle, in just a few seconds. Our animated Charley leads us all the...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess9e16 Sienna Triosi 24 married showoff

Series 9, Episode 16: Sienna Triosi (24), from Ipswich We open with a shot of a very boring, street two-up two-down terraced houses. Small paved front yards provide off street parking for a couple of small cars each. And then, walking up the street toward us – the chunky figure of our favourite Cockney wideboy, Dennis, and beside him the sleek, narrow figure of his mean looking, hard-loving, but ultimately very well-behaved Doberman, Casanova. We track backwards as he walks – keeping him...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess3e10 Stacy 44 hairdresser from London

Series 3, Episode 10: Stacy On one side of the street a row of pre-War three-story buildings – shopfront downstairs, residential apartment/flats above. On the other side of the street, modern four/five level office buildings, and an old train station with a sign outside that reads, “Welcome to Enfield Chase”. We’re in North London to meet our next subject, and she’s a subject who’s worth meeting. Back to those shopfronts – one in particular – Hair By Hottinger. A modest hair and beauty...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e13 Colette

Series 4, Episode 13: COLETTE We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway ... And then we’re looking at something new... This time our drone camera is floating over a road in a nice suburb on a beautiful sunny day. High stone/brick walls separate nice houses from the pavement. Not too many cars driving by. We’re following a middle-aged woman as she jogs ... Well, it’s more of a...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e4 Melina

We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a build-up inner city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing over a river – tourists leaning over the sides, taking pictures ... And finally we’re floating over the dull terraced houses and occasional grim tower-block of a northern English city. Over allotments, over a slow-moving river, dropping down toward a...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess8e16 Lily Parkinson 32

Series 8, Episode 16: Lily Parkinson (32), from Chester We pan over a couple of large wooden animal shapes – a rhino and a giraffe - open on a large sign that reads “Chester Zoo”, then pan down to the main gates, watching as an excited family enters the facility. A mini-montage shows us some of the animals – large lizards, chimpanzees, elephants, lions, and finally a pair of dingos ... Pausing on the final animals as one suddenly mounts the other and starts fucking her ... We cut to a...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e5 Andrea

Series 5, Episode 5: Andrea Fereday (29) – Uxbridge We open with our beautiful animation of the United Kingdom – from space... Our cartoonish, top heavy image of Charley appears, floating infront of us, smiling and giggling, then waves for us to follow her ... Turns and dives toward the country at hyper-sonic speed – and we follow - dropping from a low-Earth orbit – heading toward the south, toward London, then veering westward as we hurtle toward the ground ... Reaching ground level in...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS12E19 Emma Withe 54 from Oakham

We fade in in the middle of a quiet street, in the low-rise central area of a small midlands town, with one and two story buildings around us. To one side, a long flat warehouse/factory type unit, stocking and fitting tyres for local drivers, to the other, the town’s train station. Looking like a traditional old station, but rebuilt fairly recently. There’s a small car park between us and the station, and it’s almost full. We watch as a car drives down the road toward us, then turns into the...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS13E17 Eva Ahn 33 from Motherwell

We start this week’s show with an establishing shot of a bright and classy business park – 2 and 3 level buildings with red and white facias, large black windows, small car parks... The car parks are mostly empty as we pan from one building to the next, and we realize that the sun is dropping in the background – it’s an evening shoot, and all of the workers have gone home for the day... We end our pan looking at the one building with cars/vans in the carpark. And then our host steps into...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e8 Patricia

Series 5, Episode 8: Patricia Grant (41) – Dagenham We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit ... The whole of the British Isles in one shot. Then our top-heavy cartoon character version of Charley, our host, appears infront of us ... She points down toward the landmass below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” She giggles, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS12 E20 Eva Straskova 30 from Notting Hill London

We start this week’s show with an establishing shot of a large, grey, concrete and glass building. Seven storeys high, each as boring and square as the last. If it wasn’t for the row of green trees planted in the wide pavement out front there wouldn’t be any colour here at all. We move toward the building and note that the ground floor windows are mirrored glass – briefly casting a reflection of our camera crew – as we approach a pair of glass double-doors. Stencilled on the glass, a very...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e13 AnneMarie Silverwood

We open with our beautiful animation of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then fall toward the planet at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit – heading north, toward Scotland ... Reaching ground level in the countryside in seconds. From here we race north, approaching cartoon St Andrew’s flags indicating that we are entering Scotland. High speed overland, fading through to live action as we enter the outer suburbs of a city ... Then through the streets...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e6 Maria

Series 5, Episode 6: Maria Sinclair (55) We open with an image of the United Kingdom – from high, high up ... The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us ... She points down toward the country below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” She giggles, then turns and dives toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping to sea...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess8e6 Simone Butt 27 pig lover

Series 8, Episode 6: Simone Butt (27), from Bristol We open with an establishing shot of an impressive, modern brick and glass façade of a six-story office block on a busy street. Very clean, under a clear blue sky. We can see a figure approaching along the pavement, a slim lady with blonde hair. She’s wearing ripped blue jeans and a tight t-shirt, and her nice round boobs bounce on every step. It’s our Polish princess, Petra – and this week there’s no sign of her lovely Labrador. She...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess12e07 Cora Toney 25 from Newcastle

We start this week’s show with establishing shots of a large allotment on a sunny day – lots of small gardens sectioned off from one another, middle aged men avoiding their families – growing flowers, vegetables, or just hiding in garden sheds – and then we’re looking at a large blue-grey Weimaraner ... Watching for a moment as he sniffs around the corner of a garden shed, then turns, cocks his leg, and pisses on it... And then, stepping out from behind the shed, catching a little of that...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e10 Imogen

Series 4, Episode 10: IMOGEN We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a built-up inner-city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking down at a crowded street market – barrows selling everything from fresh fruit and veg, to handmade jewelry and knock-off designer handbags. Then we’re on the windswept sea-front of an old fashioned English resort town - windy, cold and rainy,...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e8 Rosie

We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a crowded sandy beach – kids building sandcastles, parents sunbathing ... Then we’re looking at a grim street of residential blocks – skinny kids running around as exhausted looking single mothers carry the shopping home... Now we’re at a railway station, a big, clean and vibrant space. A sign on the wall reads ‘BIRMINGHAM NEW STREET’. It’s a large modern space, with...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e9 Shelly

Series 4, Episode 9: SHELLEY We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a built-up inner city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing over a river – tourists leaning over the sides, taking pictures... Now we’re on the windswept sea-front of an old fashioned English resort town. Out of season and on a windy, cold and rainy day, the place is virtually...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS14E01 Adrienne Huntington 42 from Swanage

We open this week’s show, as usual, with an establishing shot of the seafront of a small seaside town. Shops and shoppers, deserted ice-cream stands, a beach filled with yellow sand but virtually no holiday makers, and a very choppy bay stretching out in the distance, with land on one side and a pier on the other. We can hear the unmistakable blustering sound of wind blowing in off the sea ... We’re clearly at a seaside resort in the middle of winter. A big caption appears, filling almost...

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