The United Kingdom Of Zoo (A Fake BBC Documentary Series)s6e1: Helen Roberts (47) free porn video
Fake brunette plastic surgery whore Charley Ozvik sits on a couch looking right at us. Her big bolt-on fake tits packed into a too-tight t-shirt, erect nipples threatening to push through the thin cotton at any moment, the material so tight that we can even see the outline of the little golden bolts that are punched through them. Her shorter than short denim shorts almost disappear up her twat between those perfectly toned thighs.
A big, happy, friendly looking golden Labrador retriever, sits between her feet, big tongue hanging from his mouth, looking back over his shoulder at her as she speaks. She calms him throughout by stroking his sides and his head, and rubbing his chest.
The video is shot from a static camera that appears to be mounted on a tripod in the middle of her living room. It’s slightly lower quality than we’re used to on the show, without professional lighting and set on autofocus that takes a fraction of a second to catch up whenever she leans forward or settles back onto her couch.
“Hello, and welcome to my home ... I’m Charley Ozvik, and this is my lovely lover Thor ... Welcome to ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’.”
She’s a far better presenter than she was a couple of years ago when she first began appearing on camera, but she still seems a little unprepared, or nervous.
“We had planned to take a little break after the end of series 5, but with everything that’s happening in the world right now, I didn’t want to leave anyone lonely or frustrated ... I think it’s our duty to entertain our fans – unfortunately, I’m told that we’re not allowed to put the crew together ... So, it’s just me and my camera...” She looks down at Thor, “And Thor...” She leans forward and lets the big dog lick at her face, smiling and letting her mouth open just a little as his tongue slops over them – between them...
After a second, she looks up and smiles, laughing a little. “The good news ... Experts tell me that dogs can’t catch Covid-19 ... And we can’t catch Covid-19 from dogs ... So Thor here – doesn’t need to ‘socially distance’ himself...”
We cut to a shot of her in a car, driving. One of those GoPro mounted in the corner of the car shots. Thor is in the rear of the car.
Charley continues to talk to us – occasionally looking toward the camera as she drives.
“So today we’re taking a little drive over to Doncaster, in Yorkshire ... Where we’re going to meet a lady who describes herself as ‘the sluttiest slut in Yorkshire’ ... I’ve met a few slutty sluts from Yorkshire – this lady has a lot to prove...”
We cut to a handheld point-of-view shot of an empty residential street – a couple of curtains twitching as neighbours check who’s outside ... Then turning to the front door, a finger ringing the doorbell...
A short pause, the camera flicking down to Thor, who looks up at us with an enthusiastic, happy doggy face. Then we flick back to the front door as it opens – and we see...
A middle-aged, well-tanned woman inside - her pretty face is framed by long, thick, dark hair which hangs straight down over her shoulders. Her features are strong but feminine, her eyebrows a thick contrast to piercing green eyes which are set off by smokey eye makeup and love eyelashes. She’s dressed as if she’s going out for a night on the town - a green sequined mini skirt, sheer black tights, black high heeled shoes, green animal print top that’s long sleeved, but slit open revealing her toned arms, you can tell she likes to work out. An older woman dressed like a young skank – but somehow managing to pull the look off.
She welcomes us and waves us in – we cut to slow-motion to focus on the moment she takes a good long look down at Thor and smiles.
Cut to her living room, the woman now sitting on the couch. With all the lights in the room turned on and the curtains wide open, we’ve got almost enough light to shoot at decent quality – and Charley has set up her best camera on a tripod. We cut between that and her GoPro throughout the remainder of the show – just two cameras unlike our normal room full of cameras, microphones and crew-members. It feels more immediate and intimate, somehow hotter than usual.
We never see her, but behind the scenes she looks a little silly – sexy but casual clothing stretched over her stunning body, her long hair hanging loose over her shoulders, her make-up as slutty as ever, but then there’s a 70’s style headband, with the camera mounted on her forehead like a miner’s lamp. She wanted her hands free whilst watching the action ... So whenever we cut to the GoPro, we are actually getting Charley’s point of view. Right now – she’s looking at Helen.
The woman speaks with a Yorkshire accent, but it’s not particularly strong – her voice even, confident, and smooth. “Hello ... I’m Helen Roberts ... I’m 47 year old, and I’m a systems analyst from Doncaster in Yorkshire.”
“On your application you described yourself as the sluttiest slut in Yorkshire ... Please tell me more...” Asks Charley.
“Well ... What can I tell you? Erm...” Helen begins, thinking up some examples. “I discovered sex with I was 15 ... Boys at school ... Then I started going to pubs and found out that men were much more fun than boys ... I used to go out and get drunk every weekend, and once I was drunk, I’d just fuck anyone who wanted to fuck me ... Three or four men in a row, and I’d lose count of the cocks I would suck. I’d walk home afterwards with all their spunk running down my thighs. When I got home I’d throw my knickers against the wall and if they didn’t stick – I’d feel like a failure!!”
“That sounds slutty ... But I can think of sluttier...” Goads Charley.
Helen smiles and continues. “I’m not a racist, but ... Pakis ... They smell funny, and they’ve got terrible attitudes ... People say there’s nothing wrong with inter-racial relationships – and they’re probably right ... But I got myself a Paki boyfriend because I thought it was wrong ... I did it just so I could feel filthy when he fucked me. Then I got him to introduce me to his friends too ... They gave me loads of free drink and drugs - I liked coke and speed the best - spending hours getting fucked on coke, the guys fucking all of my holes. That feeling of multiple men coming inside you, your fingers crossed you don’t get pregnant – or worse ... Such a turn on. Sucking a big brown cock, or a little one ... Haha ... Looking up at him, seeing what you’re sucking off ... Then begging him to cum on your face ... Letting 4 or 5 of them spunk on me until my face and hair was covered in jizz – then having to scrape it into my mouth and eat it like a good girl”
Charley pushes on, “Well, that’s pretty slutty ... But I’ve met plenty of sluts who like a gangbang...”
Helen smiles again. The kind of smile that tells you she’s about to play an Ace. “I’ve been having an affair with ... My Dad...” She looks at the camera, waiting for a reaction that doesn’t come – so she continues. “It started when I was a teenager ... Out at the pubs ... He would wait up and catch me sneaking in drunk – always insist on a goodnight cuddle. He’d look down at my tights, and the spunk running down my thighs and he’d scoop it up with his finger and make me lick it off ... And I’d always end up on my knees like a good girl sucking his big cock. I should have been traumatised, but I used to love to suck his cock before bed ... With the Pakis it was all hate. Hating them, hating myself ... But with him it was all love. Well, love and that dirty, dirty sense of doing something completely taboo...” She sits back, quite proud of sharing her secret.
“So, drunken gangbang, drug fuelled Pakistani orgies, and bedtime blow-jobs for your dad...” Charley states... “Anything else we should know about?”
“Well, the last couple ... They’re things I’d like to do, rather than things I’ve done...” She pauses. “My sister – she’s a filthy cunt too. Likes older men – I don’t know if she’s done dad as well ... She likes older men, and when we still lived at home I used to love to sniff her dirty thongs after she’d been out fucking. I still go round to see her for breakfast on a Sunday - I wait until she goes out to the gym and I stay at hers ... As soon as she’s gone I’m into her laundry basket ... She has a great taste in lingerie and I find her panties so I can sniff and suck them ... I love tasting her cunt juices mixed with spunk. She came home early one day and caught me wanking with her panties on in my mouth ... She didn’t say anything about it, but we both know...” She holds up her right fist... “I’d like to fist my sister ... And I’m pretty sure she’d love it!”
There’s a pause whilst we let this new information sinks in, Helen smiling that she’s shut Charley up for a second ... Then she continues. “And, of course ... I want to fuck him...” She nods toward Thor.
Charley is back in her element. “Well that’s why we’re here ... Tell me, how long have you thought this way about dogs?”
Helen flicks her head back, tossing her long hair over her shoulder. “Years ago I had a boyfriend – and he was into it ... And he thought I didn’t know ... But I knew ... He used to watch videos when I wasn’t around, sometimes I’d find them when he went out to get takeaway – I’d have a good wank watching them, and he’d come home with the food and have no idea. He barely even noticed the smell on my fingers because of the smell of the food ... I was just waiting for him to put a video on when I was there ... But he never did ... If he’d asked me to do it for real, I would have done it ... But he never did ... And I always felt a little let down by that! Not even getting to watch a video with him – to suck him off whilst he pretended to be a dog ... So tonight is catch-up time!!”
Charley flicks her GoPro down to Thor, still happily smiling down there on the floor. Then back to Helen, who’s still looking down at him. “In that case ... Perhaps we shouldn’t put this off any longer...”
We cut to a shot of Helen standing up. She slides her mini-skirt down to reveal that it’s lace-up stockings rather than sheer black tights - black suspenders and a black silk and lace thong tight to her firm thighs and bottom. Her top comes off next, showing off a very pretty bra - black and sheer.
She poses for a second, letting us take in her body – slim, without being flat, impressive for a 47 year old ... It’s clear that she works out. Then she unclips her bra and lets it fall away to reveal big (but not too big) tits that sag a little, from age rather than weight.
She’s not in the slightest bit intimidated by being almost naked next to a dog. As she flips her thick hair away from her face and back over her shoulder, she still looks excited.
Without unhooking his collar, Charley tells Thor that it’s “Fuck time...”, and he heads straight for his new bitch ... Checking back over his shoulder to make sure he has his owner’s approval – which he does, of course.
Helen bends forward, keeping her legs straight, hands still behind her back - smiling as she lowers her head toward the dog. She’s quite flexible...
Thor comes close, pulling toward her, his tongue already slopping out, lapping at the air, trying to get to her face – Charley holding his chain tight, stopping him getting all the way to this willing slut.
“Hello handsome...” Helen smiles – holding her face just a couple of inches out of his reach.
He continues to try and lick at her face – Charley holding firm on the chain, Helen keeping her face a taunting distance from his tongue ... Offering her lips up to him with a huge, duck-faced pout.
“I think he wants to kiss me...” She says out of the side of her mouth, toward the camera. A knowing look on her face ... Then she leans a little forward – putting herself just into the dog’s reach...
His tongue slops over her mouth, on her lips ... She smiles as he does it. Keeping her lips together as he licks, letting him soak her face. Laughing – a little, closed mouth, laugh as he slops his tongue over her again and again ... Then opening her mouth just wide enough to poke the tip of her tongue out to meet his ... Opening wider, letting him lick the inside – pushing her tongue out onto her chin so that he can lick the flat of her tongue ... Which he does...
He’s straining against his chain the whole time he’s licking her face and open mouth – occasionally pulling an inch further forward and almost choking our young guest. Each time she pulls back instinctively, coughs, then comes back in for more. The dirty slut loves it!
This goes on far longer than it should. She offers her mouth, lets the dog lick inside. Opens it wider, lets the dog lick even deeper ... Almost pushing his whole snout inside her mouth. Her gagging and choking, pulling back and laughing, then restarting the whole thing again.
Some of our viewers will be almost getting bored of it by the time she has the urge to be mounted ... Pulling away from him and rolling over onto her hands and knees, offering her rear end up to the beast – reaching back with one hand to pull the gusset of her thong to the side of her big wet pussy as it sticks back between her thighs ... Looking back over her shoulder and giving him the come-fuck-me face...
Thor strains even harder against Charley’s grip – desperate to get at that hot snatch...
She asks Helen, “Are you ready?”
Helen arches her back, then drops it again, pushing her arse back toward us, her pussy pushing further between her thighs – so far back that it splits open a little, showing off the glistening pussy walls within... “What do you think... ?”
And after a few more seconds of torture, Charley releases Thor...
The golden God bounces over to the brunette slut and buries his snout between her thighs, works up between them to her pussy – snorting and slurping, making Helen gasp and smile toward camera. “OOooooohh yessssss!”
We move closer to get a better view of his tongue slipping in and out of his mouth, rifling between her fleshy pussy lips, up the cleft of her arse, over her butt-cheeks ... Hungry and loving the flavours on offer.
Charley suggests that Helen, “Open yourself up a bit more...”
Our guest leans forward onto her chest and the side of her face, freeing up her arms – sweeps the hair away from her face again so that we can see her clearly, then reaches back with both hands, taking the back of her thighs with each, fingers of one hand hooked into the gusset of her thong, keeping it pulled to the side as she twists and spreads her thighs wider – opening her arse-crack and her pussy – giving the dog even better access to heaven. Moaning long and soft as his tongue explores deeper ... Wet and warm, fast and hard.
Thor certainly seems to enjoy the taste – licking and slurping right into her crack, cleaning every inch of her sex ... Pulling back for a second to almost smile at the camera, seeking approval from Charley who says, “Go on ... Go on...” at which point he dives right back in – happy to do anything she tells him to do...
“OOoooohhhhhh yyyaaaaaahhhhh” moans Helen, her eyes closing, her mouth open, tongue wetting her lips and even licking the carpet a little as she loses herself in the moment. She breaths harder and harder, pulls her pussy and arse wider apart, pushing back from her hips. “Donnnnnnnnnnnnnt sttttoooppppppppp!” She gasps, her gasps becoming ragged. Almost a tone of crying in the way she speaks.
Then she cums ... A short build up, a relatively quick lick, but all of a sudden she’s shaking, bucking her hips so violently that Thor actually jumps back and growls, dropping his chest to the floor, front legs spread wide, as he watches the brunette rock and shiver, pulling a hand off her thigh and switching it to between her legs so she can wank the rest of that orgasm from her soaking pussy – middle two fingers into her wet hole, pumping – then spreading it open, then pumping some more ... Intensifying the experience, wringing every little bit of pleasure from the moment. Gasping, “I’m cumming ... I’m cumming!” in that lovely Yorkshire accent, as if we hadn’t all already guessed!
Jayla
- 01.09.2022
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