The United Kingdom Of Zoo (A Fake BBC Documentary Series)s8e14 - Jennifer Britain (40) free porn video
Series 8, Episode 14: Jennifer Britain (40), from Grimsby.
It’s a sunny Monday in Grimsby, on the north eastern coast of England. The weather might be nice, but the surroundings are grim. Old buildings, empty shops, people walking around like zombies.
We cut to a car park outside a large red-brick and black fronted shop – a large “SPORTSDIRECT.COM” sign over the entrance...
And then our host steps into frame ... A sexy, curvy, blonde – her eye-catching figure dressed in a tight white ‘UK of Zoo’ t-shirt, and ripped Levi’s, with more gaps and exposed pale flesh than denim. Beside her, a large golden retriever dog pulls against his chain, trying to get away from her toward our camera.
She introduces herself in her familiar Eastern European tinged accent, “Hello, and welcome back to another edition of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’, with me, your favourite host, Petra Johnson...” She half turns toward the large shop behind her, “This week, we’re in glamorous Grimsby, and we’re ready to meet an experienced lady, to prove that you can teach an old slut new doggy tricks...”
The smirk on her face suggests she’s quite proud of this introduction.
We cut to inside the store, looking at a woman stocking the shelves with freshly folded clothing. She’s a bleach blonde (although her dark, natural roots showing), with her hair neatly cut and styled, longer on one side than the other. She’s attractive – not model attractive, but definitely turn-heads-in-the-street attractive ... Mainly because she looks so fit and healthy – wide shoulders and strong looking arms. Pale, blue-green tattoos run from the short sleeves of her polo shirt down to her wrists. From this side-angle we can tell she’s conscious of being on camera. Trying to suppress a smile and look like this is just another day at work.
We cut to a close-up of her introducing herself direct to camera. Her accent is northern, quite dirty sounding, “I’m Jennifer Britain ... I’m 40, and I’m from Grimsby. And...” She cringes a little, bracing herself for the biggest confession of her life, then blurting out, “ ... I want to have sex with a dog!” Then a big smile of embarrassment.
We cut to a shot of Jennifer sitting on the edge of a bed in a hotel room. Already stripped down to her underwear. With her work shirt off we can see more tattoos on her abdomen, reaching up between her boobs, illegible words across her belly. She talks, throwing out big white toothed smiles as she tells us her story.
“My mum and dad used to have a pretty big porn collection back in the pre-internet days, magazines and videos in a cardboard box, hidden under their bed where we couldn’t see them – or so they thought.” Big smile ... Then she continues, “We, my sister and me ... We used to look at the magazines and giggle at the silly ladies spreading their legs and showing off their privates. We always wondered what was on the videos, but we didn’t dare take them from the room. Then one morning I came downstairs early, before my parents were up, and they had left one of the tapes in the machine. I pressed play, and boom, there it was – low quality, hard to see, very blurry...” She pauses, smiling, a clear memory in mind ... Then continues, “It was a pretty, slim woman sucking on a dog’s cock. I watched the tape right to the end, not really knowing what it was, but knowing I liked it. This wasn’t funny, it was ... Rude. Very rude.” Another smile, and half laughing at herself, then continuing again. “Once it was finished, I went back to my room and played with my toys ... Barbie had lots of fun with one of my soft-toys that day!!” She grins at the memory.
“How old were you?” Petra checks.
“Oh, I would have been about 8 or 9 ... But it stuck with me ... I never forgot how rude that looked, or how naughty it felt to watch it. I’ve never really stopped thinking about it since then ... When the internet started up and we could suddenly look at whatever we wanted, I went straight on looking for dogporn ... My husband knew what I was looking at. I think it amused him ... He certainly didn’t mind taking advantage of the mood it put me in. He still likes it ... Whenever he’s in the mood, he’ll just find some dogporn on his phone and turn it around so I can see it ... Works every time!”
Petra asks her, “How did he feel about you applying to be on the show?”
“When I told him, he was a bit surprised ... I think he’s more nervous about his friends seeing me naked than about the dog bit ... But I think he’s looking forward to it ... He always said he doesn’t care where I get my appetite, just as long as I eat at home ... But I don’t think he’ll mind me coming out and having a quick ‘hot-dog’, then going home for desert with him!!” She laughs at her own comment.
Petra follows up, “A minute ago you said your sister used to look at the magazines with you – did she ever see that video?”
Jennifer smiles and shakes her head. “I don’t know ... I never showed it to her. Never told her about it, either ... I thought it was a bit too naughty for that ... My little secret. Until today...”
“What do you think she will think of this?” Petra asks, motioning toward Odin.
Jennifer laughs. “Oh, she thinks my tattoos were too much, so she’ll think sex with a dog, on tele, is appalling ... She probably won’t talk to me for the rest of this year!” And she smiles again, then loses that smile, perhaps a little embarrassed and nervous about what she’s just said, realising that this is really going to affect relationships, etc. But clearly ready and willing to move forward.
Then we cut to Odin, sitting infront of Petra, looking across the room at the blonde by the bed, looking quite happy about it – his big tongue hanging out, looking perfect for some licking...
Jennifer leans forward toward our camera, her firm boobs hanging forward as she moves – then reaches forward and performs the now famous UK of Zoo clap – allowing us to cut to:
The same camera position, in same location, with the same woman – but she’s now stripped completely naked, and it’s a nice sight. She’s trim and healthy, with semi-faded blue-green tattoos on her belly, thighs, and across her chest like a low-slung necklace – matching those on her arms ... Her boobs are firm but natural, and completely free of tattoos. She still wears the expression of a woman who thinks she may have let herself in for more than she expected – it’s the same with most of our ladies, a great idea until they are naked in a room with a horny animal, and then reality kicks in, this is not fantasy anymore!
We cut back to Petra, standing astride Odin’s back, and bending forward with her hand under his belly, giving him a good pre-fuck fondle. She looks up toward her guests and confirms that, “Well, now we have you all naked and ready, I suppose it’s time to let this beautiful boy loose to fuck the living daylights out of you, eh?”
We hear Jennifer’s voice from off camera as she says, “Yes please...”, then watch as Petra unhooks the handsome beast from his chain and gives him one last kiss on the top of his head before sending him off into action...
Jennifer greats him with a snarling, “Hello boy!” as she drops to her knees. She places a hand on either side of his head, controlling his approach and rubs firmly up and down his neck – a move he clearly loves ... Even fuck-dogs enjoy a good neck rub...
She makes eye contact with him as she rubs, and smiles as she speaks. “Now ... Can we be friends, eh? Can we be good friends?” and then leans in and wraps her arms around him in something of a bear-hug - putting her arms around his neck/shoulders and leaning into him so that his furry chest presses up against her own firm boobs, the hairs tickling her erect and very sensitive nipples.
She breaks off the hug, taking him by the collar with one hand as sits back onto her arse, then to the side - lifting one leg off the floor and holding it up in the air with her other hand – a pose that combines with her toned build to confirm a lifetime of gymnastics and athletics.
She steers his head down between her spread thighs, pretty much forcing his mouth to her pussy. Not that he takes much forcing...
“Okay ... Lick that ... I want to feel you ttoouuuu...” She can’t finish the word ‘tongue’ because Odin, sex hungry as ever, has already started licking at her cunt!
His wide tongue going in hard – him treating her as roughly as she’s been treating him ... And she loves it. Moaning and grinding her pussy up against his snout, making sure that tongue covers every inch of her slot, from her arse to her clit. Loving it as his tongue slides inside her pussy – all wet and warm. Snarling, “Oh yeaaaahhh!”
She lets him lick on, holding his collar, keeping him in place, her other hand on one of her boobs, squeezing and mashing it against her body. She smiles through the whole thing, him licking deep and fast. Her face switches back and forth from a broad smile to a teeth-gritted snarl ... She’s nowhere near an orgasm, but she’s certainly having fun being bad.
She lets him lick on for another 30 seconds or so before sitting forward and pushing him away and catching her breath, her firm chest, with its colourful lettering and images, swelling and contracting.
She rolls over onto her hands and knees, presenting her rear to the beast. There’s no build-up to it – just a tight woman ready to get fucked by a dog. She wiggles it a bit at him, looking back over her shoulder and winking – possibly at him, possibly at the camera.
“Come on then, loverboy...” She snarls over her shoulder, hamming it up for our cameras as much as for the dog, “Come and give me some love... !”
And the dog is certainly ready to do as he’s told...
As she leans forward, taking her upper body weight on her elbows, dropping her forehead to the floor, he moves forward and pushes up and over her, front paw on her back, then his chest on her back, then his paws sliding off her sides, leaving a red mark over her ribs, then pushing back against the front of her thighs. She winces and lets out a short “Aarrghh!” sound, then lets him get on with it...
His hindlegs anchored on the floor between her calves and he’s using the purchase to jab at her pussy with his sheath ... No cock in sight just yet – but we know it’ll be here soon enough.
Our guest leans forward onto one elbow and slips her free hand down under her flat belly, back between her thighs – stretching back trying to find his cock, touching his sheath. Stretching further to play with it. Straining...
The dog pushing up against her, moving slightly forward on her body – trying to get into her pussy, but in the process making it slightly easier for her to reach his sheath and fondle him more effectively ... Steering it to the opening of her pussy ... Pushing the furry end against the lips...
And then his cock wakes up! The tip poking out, touching the inside of her pussy – and then growing fast as he begins to pump at her from above and behind – expanding to a very reasonable size within in a few strokes ... And then the tattooed slut is slotting him into her body ... And he’s away...
She bites down on her bottom lip as he rattles into her, his belly seeming to bounce off her firm arse with every fast stroke ... Cock sliding in and out of her wet pussy so fast that he’s almost a blur. She arches her back under him, pushing her belly forward, her boobs down against the sheets under her.
Her hand is still between her thighs, and even as the dog is pounding into her, she’s working her clit with her fingers – working the whole top half of her pussy infact, letting the dog take care of the inside whilst she handles the rest.
She looks over into the camera as the dog fucks her. Her nerves quickly disappearing as she realises how much fun this is ... A smile growing a little wider as she really settles into the action. We’re once again left to wonder why any woman wouldn’t want to experience this kind of intense, perverted, rough and ready pleasure ... She’s gasping and talking fast, “OH yeaaahhhh ... Give it me ... Give it...”
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