The United Kingdom Of Zoo (A Fake BBC Documentary Series)s8e20: Lois Gordon (49) free porn video
Series 8, Episode 20: Lois Gordon (49), from Bristol
We fade in on what appears to be an outdoor storage facility for large trucks, catering vans, and cars. All marked on the side and rear with “Bristol Television and Film Services” plus logos for Netflix, C4, ITV, Sky, Film4, etc. We pan around to show various vehicles off, until we come to rest on this week’s host...
Short, chunky and very hairy, standing in the middle of the yard, wrapped up in a big black jacket, it’s our favourite Cockney, Dennis - and he’s got Casanova the Doberman by his side, his little tail stub wagging away throughout the confident and clear introduction. “Ello, and welcome to ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’. I’m Dennis, and this is Casanova, and this week we’re in Bristol to meet a lady who’s more used to being behind the camera than infront… But we’re going to see if we can coax her infront of the lens, and onto her hands and knees…” She smirks.
We cut to a shot of a middle-aged blonde woman walking from one van to another in the yard using an iPad to take inventory (or to pretend to take inventory). She’s wearing a t-shirt that shows off her strangely widely spaced and firm boobs, and is tucked into her tight jeans. Either she enjoys her job a little too much, or she’s playing up for the camera.
We cut to a close-up - a better view of her face - not unattractive, big smile, big teeth… Her blonde hair cut in a bob. She looks right into camera and introduces herself, full of energy and smiles – with a particularly strong Bristolian accent. “My name’s Lois Gordon… I’m 49, and I’m from Bristol, and I’m absolutely gagging for some fat dog cock, ha ha ha…”
We cut to a shot of Lois walking toward camera as we move slowly through the yard, between trucks and vans - Dennis walking beside her, Casanova moving around them (off his leash). Dennis is making a big show of paying attention to what she says, nodding and agreeing with her – Casanova is busy sniffing at each tyre of every truck, pausing occasionally to add his own scent.
“We’re Bristol Television and Film Services… We’ve worked for Netflix, C4, ITV, Sky, Film 4, et cetera… Working on location shoots for film and television. I’ve been around the industry for the last twenty years and I love it. It’s fascinating to see the difference between what you see on screen and what was going on on the set… I love seeing who was arguing with who, what went wrong, all that kind of stuff… I was watching your show, and I was thinking about what it must be like on set… The gap between the passion and excitement on screen, and the technical requirements of filming… I really wanted to be on the set, I wanted to watch… My dream job would be to work on the show – to be part of the support crew, watching girls fuck dogs every day… Seeing just how dirty they all are… We even tried to get a contact for filming, but you’re obviously a much smaller crew… Then, the more I thought about wanting to be on set, the more I realised I wanted to be that dirty whore actually taking the dog dick…”
“Well, just how dirty are you?” Checks Dennis. “I mean… You can get more than dog cock if you want…”
Lois looks Dennis up and down, cocks her head on one side. “Oh, maybe… I mean, in for a penny in for a pound…” She smiles, and Dennis smiles too. Then she adds, “I mean, if I’ll fuck a dog, I’ll fuck ANYTHING!”
“So, you’re really up for this then?” Confirms Dennis.
Lois lets out a little laugh, semi-embarrassed to admit that, “I’m actually getting wet just looking at him whilst we’re talking…” She points at him, noting that, “He’s going to fuck me!”, and letting a broad, semi-amazed smile spread across her wide face as this becomes very real in her mind. Then she looks at Dennis. “Him… Not you…” She half laughs, then continues… “Probably…”
Dennis smirks, not particularly upset.
We cut to a slightly wider shot as she steps away from our chunky host and his dog, toward our camera, reaching forward and clapping her hands infront of the lens – and at the moment her hands make contact, filling our frame, we cut to see…
That self-same middle-aged slut, now completely naked in the middle of the yard – with the trucks around her acting as a barrier to the prying eyes of anyone who might pass the yard. She’s a healthy girl – strong from heaving gear in and out of the trucks, worn from the long hours. There’s not much extra weight on her, even her boobs are a little lean – firm and tight to her chest, but still managing to be more than a handful. Her belly is slightly curved, but slim. Her pussy completely hairless, waxed totally clean, and looking quite pronounced.
Behind her, Dennis is holding Casanova at bay, the sleek Doberman pulling hard against his leash – keen to get at the fresh naked woman – another notch for his kennel. Lois is looking back at them and holding her hands over her firm boobs, pinching at her nipples and barely containing her huge grin – she seems permanently on the edge of laughter.
Dennis pulls his dog back toward his legs, then crouches down next to him, rubbing his neck and whispering to him as he unhooks the leash from the collar… The dog becoming more and more agitated – keen to get at his bitch… Dennis holding him by his collar and looking up at Lois before calling out, “Are you ready?”
“I’m very ready!” She calls back, running a hand down from her boob, over her belly and between her thighs… Touching herself as if she needs to prove she’s horny…
Dennis smiles and theatrically releases his beast… Casanova skipping sideways, noting that he’s free, and then bounces over toward this week’s guest – ready to rock and roll…
As he approaches, Lois drops to her knees in the dirt. She’s barely down before she has her hands back on those hard tits. Massaging them, finger-tips dancing on her nipples. Smiling as she watches him approaching.
As he gets closer, she leans forward and purses her lips, waiting to greet him with a kiss. As soon as he is close enough, he starts licking her all over her face – not just the mouth – everything from her chin to her forehead. She can barely contain her laughter. It’s far from erotic, more comic, as she is drenched in a couple of seconds.
After a few seconds of this sloppy onslaught, she pulls back with a look on her shiny wet face that says she’s disgusted but really enjoying herself… “Oh my God… I’m soaked…” She says to no-one in particular, stating the obvious.
Casanova drops his head and stuffs his snout down between her thighs – snorting and starting to lick at her pussy… The angle is all wrong, but Lois soon fixes that, leaning back onto her hands, raising her body off the floor – angling her pelvis up… Her weight on her knees, forelegs and hands, her back arched… And letting him lick her cunt.
“OOoohhhhhh yyyyeeeeeaaaaahhhhh… MMmmmmmmm…” She moans as he sets to work on her. Her head falling back upside down, blonde hair hanging down to the floor, eyes closed and mouth open.
The beast changes angles, dropping his chest to the floor, his front legs straight out infront of him, nails digging into her shins and calves. His arse is still up in the air, hindlegs half bent – affording us an almost perfect view of his hairy belly and sheath – the pink tip of his cock already showing an inch…
Then he stands up and tries to mount her, his chest coming down on her belly, his cock poking somewhere about a foot away from her pussy… He evidently decides that this must be the wrong position and dismounts – skips around to the other end, and rears up over her head, paws narrowly missing her face, his body sliding over her until his chest comes down between in that wide gap between her fake boobs – his cock lining up perfectly with her inverted head – and sliding into her mouth... Almost choking her – but not quite… Not enough to stop her from sucking it as he begins to fuck her mouth.
He fucks her head erratically, unable to get a decent rhythm going, but not wanting to stop because this feels so special to him… The head of his cock running along her tongue and into the back of her throat. A couple of thrusts into the back of her throat, then a pause, another thrust, a pause…
Lois looking to the side, up into the camera… Straining to hold her position because the dog seems to like it… Gagging… Really struggling… Coughing around the shaft… Then the weight of his body on her chest is too much – her arms give way and at the same time she drops her arse to the ground, flopping onto her back under him. Her mouth falling away from his big cock.
He’s only out of her mouth for a few seconds though. Once she’s on the ground she reaches up and pulls his meat down to her face again, wraps her lips around it, and starts sucking in this more comfortable pose. She’s in control now – but she’s treating her mouth just as roughly as he was fucking it… Pushing the cock right into the back of her throat, making it click and quack… Choking herself. Gagging on it… Then pulling the whole thing out and laughing, with the thick wetness from her throat, her saliva and the dogs cum all smearing onto her lips and chin.
She kisses and licks at the tip – giggling a little. Pausing long enough to tell us, “This feels filthy… And tastes horrible…” Another giggle. “I love it!”
The Doberman wants to fuck her… It’s obvious from the way he’s walking around, looking at her, thrusting his hindquarters at the air under his belly – his big cock swinging forward and up to his belly, little jets of cum squirting onto the floor infront of him.
Lois watches him from the floor – looking up and smiling as he circles overhead. One jet of cum catches her across the tits as he staggers around her. Then she sits up and watches him from an upright position – her head at the same level as his.
She talks to camera, half turning to us without ever taking her eyes off the beast. “He looks very horny…” She chuckles a little. “Just like me…” She smiles.
She kneels up, onto her knees, then bends forward onto her hands – sticking her arse up into the air. Spreads her knees apart and braces herself as Casanova rushes around behind her.
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