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Series 9, Episode 1: Gayle McGhee (29), from London.

An establishing shot of a modern two-story building – red brick and grey render, signs declaring this to be “Newman College” A few students, all of them 17-18 year old girls, are hanging around the doorway in the background, trying to get on camera – smiling, waving, shouting to the camera – one of them posing, pulling the top couple of buttons of her blouse open, leaning forward to show off a reasonable amount of cleavage. They’re all ‘nice’ girls, this is a ‘good’ school after all.

Speaking of cleavage ... Our hostess, Renae Russell, steps into frame and walks along infront of the school, Logan the blue-grey Weimarana padding along beside her – the girls moving behind her, trying to stay in frame – as she introduces herself. They shout occasional shrieky comments.

Renae is wearing another of her slutty, tight, PVC mini-suits. This week it’s the red one. Along with her cute smile, deep dimples and sexy curved cleavage she’s hard to ignore.

“Hello, and welcome to ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’ ... I’m your host, Renae Russell ... And this...”

One of the girls shouts a particularly shrill “DOGSLUT!” then laughs ... Renae reacts by stopping, turning and blowing a little kiss to the girls, then returning to her intro...

“I’m Renae Russell, and this week, I’m down in the nation’s capital, London, and I’m going back to school, to teach a few new tricks ... To a lady who’s keen to become a part of our amazing bestial nation!”

We cut to a class-room, no students present, but the teacher is sitting at her desk. Long dark hair is combed straight down over one strong shoulder, not a single strand out of place. Dark rimmed spectacles seem to scream ‘teacher’, as does her upright manner. She’s not the kind of woman students will be having daydreams about, but she’s nice enough to look at.

She speaks to us – loud and clear, like a weight is being lifted off her shoulders. “Hello ... My name is Gayle McGhee, I’m 29, and I teach maths and phys ed here at Newman...” She looks off to the side of the room, just out of camera shot, and we quickly follow her glance – seeing another woman, the same general age, but shorter and slimmer – pretty - with lighter hair and a nervous expression ... This woman nods back at Gayle, and we pan back to her ... She completes her introduction, “I want to have sex with a big ... BIG doggy!” She breaths out, as if she’s been waiting to say this for a month.

We cut to a shot of the two women standing side-by-side on the edge of the school’s playing fields ... The are holding hands in a “we’ll-get-each-other-through-this” way. Clearly a couple. Gayle is talking with a sense of relief and pride, whereas her friend still looks a little nervous, but clearly in love. We occasionally cut away from the couple to a long shot of an office window, a man peering out at our film-crew – and two members of his staff being interviewed by a sexy woman with a big dog...

Gayle begins her story. “Newman College is a very traditional, very conversative school ... The buildings are new, but the ideas are very old! They don’t like to teach evolution here ... Sex education is essentially – ‘don’t do it before you’re married’ ... They are very anti-LBGTI ... They’ve even tried to expel a girl for coming out as lesbian ... And here we are...” She looks toward her partner...

“I met Kelly two years ago when she joined us in the maths department ... I’ve always been bi, but very quiet about it ... Nobody here knew ... But Kelly had never tried a lesbian relationship before...”

Despite being in this relationship, Kelly is still semi-uncomfortable with the mention of the words “lesbian relationship”, wincing and half looking around, as if she doesn’t want anyone to hear this. We can see Gayle squeezing her hand.

“We’ve had to keep our relationship a secret in order to keep our jobs ... We could have moved to other schools and been more public about it, but to be honest – it made it a little more exciting to keep it a secret ... We turn up to school in separate cars ... Work like strangers all day ... Then go home separately, and laugh that no-one knows our secret.” They exchange looks – Kelly lets out a little smile, clearly having enjoyed their secret game.

Gayle continues, “I suppose I just want it out in the open ... All of it. Me being gay ... Our relationship ... Our ‘sexual interests’...” Kelly looks at her – love, lust and fear in her eyes, all at the same time.

We cut to Gayle, following a slightly different thought process. “I’m not turned-on by bestiality itself ... I mean, there’s always a perverse thrill in watching another woman do anything ‘perverted’ – especially if I find her attractive – but the actual act doesn’t thrill me. It’s not something I’ve spent much time fantasizing about ... But, my little friend here...” She looks over at Kelly, who looks down to the floor for a moment, Catholic guilt kicking in, big time. “She’s admitted to me that watching me having sex with a dog would be a big turn-on for her ... She doesn’t want to do it herself, but she wants to watch me ... So I told her that I’d come on the UK of Zoo, and have sex with a dog, for her ... But only if she’d come on with me so we could ‘out’ ourselves, as a couple, to the world ... Using the bestiality as a, sort of, statement, about sexual freedom!”

She looks right into camera, “If we’re going to come out of the closet – we might as well do it in style.”

Beside her, Kelly smiles shyly and leans onto her arm.

Renae checks with her, “And what do you think of this, Kelly? You’re about to see your partner, this beautiful lady here, have sex with a dog ... Is that what you want?”

Kelly looks a little nervous, not sure if she wants to say what she’s thinking. “Well ... I’m nervous about how our lives will change – both from coming out as a gay couple ... And from appearing on the show ... But, yeah ... The idea of watching this one having sex with a dog ... It’s ... Irresistible. I’ve been dreaming of it ever since I was a teenager ... Watching a girl have sex with a dog, live ... I never thought I was a lesbian, because I didn’t want to have sex with a girl myself, just watch her ... It was only when I met Gayle that the two things came together ... And the longer we were together, the more I mentioned the fantasy, and the more she sort of, played along ... I thought this could actually happen.” She pauses, still shy, then confirms that – “Yes ... I want to see it ... I want to see HER do it ... Very much!”

“But you don’t want to do it yourself?” Checks Renae.

Kelly shakes her head. “No ... I just want to watch...” She pauses, thinking about it, then adds, “ ... But ... I don’t know ... If I get jealous when she’s doing it ... I don’t know ... Maybe, I suppose...”

This last comment brings a broad smile to Gayle’s face and another squeeze of her lover’s hand.

A little pause, then Gayle leans forward toward our camera (whilst Kelly simultaneously leans back out of the way) – reaches forward, and claps her hands together infront of us, letting us cut...

We’ve relocated from the school to somewhere a little more private. A hotel room not far away. Gayle is standing infront of the bed - naked, her Phys Ed teacher’s body wide and strong looking, years of rugby, tennis, swimming, athletics and gymnastics giving her a healthy level of musculature. Her boobs are a decent C-cup, still good and perky. Kelly is on the edge of the bed, fully dressed, looking, admiring her girlfriend’s behind, then looking a little embarrassed when she realizes she’s on camera.

We cut from her over to Renae ... As sexy as ever, the look on her face shows that she’s looking forward to this. All but licking her lips. She looks into camera and completes her introduction for the show, “Well ... If you’re ready, I know my dog is – so let’s get this show started...”

She detaches Logan’s leash from his collar, and he moves quickly over toward this week’s guest who welcomes him with outstretched arms and a condescending smile, “OOoooooohhhh, puppy...” She’s instantly very comfortable with him, not phased at all ... Smiling and looking down at him as she strokes and rubs his head, neck and body, then looks over at Kelly and comments that, “He looks so big and scary, but he’s so silky smooth...”

Kelly smiles back at her, a tight-lipped smile – nervous, but wide-eyed.

Gayle reaches down the dog’s side toward his belly, rubbing and stroking at him. Again, looking over at Kelly. “Are you sure you want me to do this ... There’ll be no turning back once I’ve started...” She checks.

Again, Kelly smiles back at her, a little warmer, and nods, “I can’t wait, babe ... This is going to look sooo good...” Then adding in a half-whisper, “I’m soooo hot...”

Gayle smiles, happy and turned on that this is turning her girlfriend on, and continues to play with the dog, turning to face him as he attempts to move around behind her – dropping to her knees and pushes him away, winding him up playfully ... We cut to a behind-the-scenes shot of our host as Gayle continues to play with her co-star. Renae smiles as she chats, “So ... You told me earlier that you don’t suck cock, because it’s...” She makes air-quotes with her fingers, “Beneath you ... So I’m going to suggest that you trust my doggy to get right to it - just drop straight into everybody’s favourite bestiality pose...”

“Doggy position!” Calls out Gayle excitedly, like she’s proud to have provided this most obvious information.

“Yes...” Smiles Renae, loving the energy in the room. She loves to be around ladies who lust for dogs. “You need to get up on that big bed and that lovely firm arse of yours right up and out for him...”

Gayle enthusiastically follows her instructions. Climbing up onto the bed and crawling away from the edge ... Looking over her shoulder at the dog, making sure he knows where she is and what position she’s in (he does), and flicking a little look over to her girlfriend to make sure she approves (she does). She sticks her bum out, altering the width of her knees ... Logan moves up to the bed, pauses, then leaps up and bounces around her, sniffing at her rear end, moving as if to mount her ... But Renae steps forward, pushing him away, sending him for a lap around the teacher.

Renae instructs her to “Stick your bum out further, Gayle ... Pretend Kelly is wearing has her best strap-on on and you really want it deep...”

Kelly tries to deny that she ever wears a strap-on, but Gayle laughs and calls out, “Don’t lie!”

She’s already arching her belly downward, her back bending, bum pushing up and back, pussy pushing back between her strong thighs. She’s definitely familiar with taking it from the rear – and we suspect she’s had Kelly behind her!!

Renae can’t resist giving that bum a good slap, her fingers gripping the flesh and shaking it a little. She looks around to Kelly and says, “Sorry ... Couldn’t resist...”

Kelly stands to the side, just feet away from them, not sure what to do with her hands. “That’s okay ... I don’t blame you...”

Logan circles around behind our guest again, and this time Renae doesn’t push him away. He moves in and sniffs at the brunette’s pussy again, and then seeing as she’s in such an inviting position, he steps forward and pushes himself up against her arse, sliding forward and mounting her tight body ... His front legs taking hold around her hips, wrapping under her flat belly, pulling him in tighter.

He starts to pump his cock toward her pussy – half erect and pushing between her thighs ... Him pushing forward, adjusting his grip – big paws scratching her hips and sides as he heaves himself closer and pulls up tighter to her.

He isn’t even inside her yet, but Gayle is already gasping and groaning – excited, feeling good, but also in pain ... Reaching back to ease his grip on her belly and ease the nipping pain – then looking over toward Kelly and gasping a hurried, “Do you like this... ? Is this good... ?” Obviously very keen to impress.

Kelly smiles back, nodding. “Yes ... Yes ... Go on ... You look great...”

And then, very suddenly, he’s inside her ... His cock driving in hard and deep, making her squeal as he sets off on a rally of short, hard, thrusts. Fucking her like a machine ... Her screwing her face up and pushing through the pain barrier – through the humiliation – and into the pleasure zone as that hot, fat, meat fills her up – slipping and sliding in and out of crack.

We cut away quickly to see Kelly watching on again – looking excited by what she’s seeing – bringing her hands up to her nipples, which are showing through the thin fabric of her top.

She’s gone from looking excited, to looking scared, to nervous, to keen to impress, and now to excited again – stimulated, and then the strain showing – a tension in the jaw as the beast pushes hard at her, really stabbing into her tight young body ... Big and hard ... Fat ... Straining her cunt.

She moans throughout as she’s knocked around, the dog thumping up against her rear-end, making her C-cup tits jiggle and swing under her. She continues to use her spare hand to hold his paw off her belly...

We cut to a low angle – the camera down between her knees on the mattress, looking up the inside of her thighs to see the dog’s cock slipping and sliding in and out of her pussy – sounding very wet and already dripping.

Back to Kelly, off on the side, watching on, biting her bottom lip – hands still hovering near her chest, trying not to touch herself, but unable to resist gently tweaking her erect nipples.

Back to the wide shot – seeing Gayle grasping the sheets with the fingers of her supporting hand – nails digging in ... Face twisted, but still letting out that, “Ooooooohhhhh!” moan.

The big grey dog on her back looks magnificent – powerful, sleek – a smooth coat ... And so fast that his hips are a blur ... He’s dominating her - completely in control ... She’s not an active part of this fuck – she’s just the thing under him, along for the ride.

We drop back down to the low angle to watch that long cock slipping and sliding in and out of her pussy, cum dripping out around it – and hear all of those wet, slurpy noises ... They are almost over-loud, our microphones picking up every little smick and smack as we hold on the action.

Then it’s a close-up of her face, looking down, out of breath, mouth hanging open, perhaps some pain behind the eyes, but she’s clearly loving every second ... She raises her head to look off-camera.

Then to a close-up of her girlfriend’s face, watching on from the side, looking amazed, mouthing “Love you.”

Back to the wide angle in time to see Logan giving her a final few thrusts – his pace slowing, the thrusts harder and deeper, bending himself around her arse, looking to knot ... Then again ... And again ... And then staying in the forward thrust position as Gayle gasps loudly and lets out a long moan... “OOooooh Goddddd!” Then again, at a higher pitch, “OOooooooohhhh GGaaaaadddddd!”

He’s tied into her, and she’s cumming ... Her legs shaking, her eyes watering, her nipples so hard that look like they are about to shoot off ... She brings her hand up from his paw and takes hold of one of those titties, squeezing it, pinching and pulling on the nipple ... And the whole time this is happening – she’s ignoring our cameras, and looking off to the side to maintain eye contact with her girlfriend. Gasping, “I’m cumming ... I’m cumming...” Pushing her head forwards an inch or two toward her girlfriend, pushing her lips out, her mouth slightly open ... Wanting her...

Kelly can’t resist any longer, stepping forward into the shot and climbing onto the bed with the lovers - on her hands and knees infront of Gayle, bringing her mouth to her partner’s mouth, an inch away and whispering, “Thank you for doing this...”, before sharing a loving, and deeply passionate, kiss – mouths together, wide open, tongues working inside ... Kelly wrapping one hand around the back of Gayle’s head, Gayle taking her spare hand away from her own tit, and bringing it up under her girlfreind’s chest, quickly popping a couple of buttons on her blouse and reaching inside to play with her smaller boobs.

Neither of them are stunning - but there’s always something special about seeing a couple of twenty-somethings together - especially when there’s a dog involved ... And right now - there’s a dog’s cock locked INSIDE one of the girls whilst they are kissing...

They break that kiss, and Gayle gasps back to her partner, “Thank you for asking ... It’s ... Wonderful...” – and then they kiss again, and continue kissing and fondling throughout the knotting ... The dog holding onto Gayle’s back, looking up at Kelly as she kneels upright to remove her blouse, then hurries to pop the clasp on the back of her bra, releasing a beautiful pair of naturally firm looking 34B tits, before dropping back down infront of her lover for more kisses ... Wet and hurried, lips being licked and nibbled as much as caressed ... Kelly rolling over onto her back infront of Gayle, sliding in under Gayle, so they are head-above-head, invested, face-to-face – where they can continue kissing and licking each other’s tongues (and chins). Kelly reaches back over her head to fondle both of Gayle’s tits as they hang down, and Gayle uses the hand that isn’t supporting her, to squeeze and massage one of her lover’s boobs...

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Series 4, Episode 18: RACHAEL We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway ... And then we’re looking at something new... A large sewage treatment plant. A mini montage of big circular pools of household waste, being chewed up and cleaned by large rotating mechanical arms ... It looks like it smells terrible. The occasional member of staff, checking equipment, wearing full overalls...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e16 Ava Marvaux 22

from Tottenham, London. We fade in on our hostess, Charley. She’s skirting that territory between sexy and strange. With her heavily botoxed face, obviously fake bolt-on boobs, and all those tattoos on her chest, her legs, her arms ... All wrapped up in too-small clothes, showing off as much flesh as possible – mini-skirt, sleeveless low-cut top. She’s strange, but she’s ours... We’re on a wide grey street, black fences on either side, nothing beyond them on one side, a blue storage...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e19 Belinda

Series 4, Episode 19: Belinda We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway ... And then we’re looking at something new... We’re in an unimpressive residential area. Lots of orange/brown two story terraced houses that probably looked very modern and sharp in the early 80s, but now just look boring. An occasional resident walks along the street alone, a couple of cars pass by –...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS11 E06 Lucinda Glass 46 from Middlesbrough

We start this week’s show with establishing footage from our drone camera as it flies over a large area of well-appointed parkland – bowling greens, rows of trees in large curves, recently mown lawns, a children’s play park, over a small lake, more trees and then down to the neat semi-detached houses beyond... Dropping all the way down to street level, bringing our host into view – a white speck on the pavement at first, then as we get closer – a nicer, more attractive speck ... Closer...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e5 Julia Green 56

We fade in on high street – plenty of people around, obviously not during the Coronavirus lockdown. The camera swings around to face a bank, then moves in through the doors – past a member of staff on the front desk who waves at whoever is holding the camera (clearly knowing them) ... The camera moves past a line of customers and up to one of the cash windows ... The clerk behind the window looks up... She’s middle-aged, with a tired, almost ‘loose’ looking face – one of those big mouths...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e20 Tina

We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a built-up inner-city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking at a crowded sandy beach – kids building sandcastles, parents sunbathing ... Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing over a river – tourists leaning over the sides, taking pictures... Now we’re looking at a sandy beach on a perfect summer’s day – small waves rolling...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e7 Siobhan

Series 4, Episode 7: SIOBHAN We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a grim street of residential blocks – skinny kids running around as exhausted looking single mothers carry the shopping home ... Then we’re looking down at a crowded street market – barrows selling everything from fresh fruit and veg, to handmade jewelry and knock-off designer handbags. Now we’re in the middle of a busy food-court - restaurants...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e1 Sammy Murty

We open with an image of the United Kingdom – from high, high up ... The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us like a perverted version of Supergirl ... She smiles at us, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping to sea level over the Severn Estuary, between Wales (with a cartoonish huge flag waving on the coast, and the south-west coast of England, with...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e10 Alison Latham

Series 5, Episode 10: Alison Latham (47) – Wolverhampton We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit ... The whole country in one shot. Then our very cartoonish, top heavy and slutty caricature of Charley appears infront of us ... She points down toward the UK below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” Then she waves for us to follow her, turns and skydives toward the country below at...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e7 Effat Hassan 41

Footage through a car window, looking out at a twilight sky and a virtually empty motorway ahead ... There’s a car in the distance ahead of us, an occasional car or truck coming the other way, passing us at speed, nothing like you’d expect from a busy rush hour motorway. Then we’re looking down at the driver from a high angle, corner mounted GoPro. The driver, as you’d expect, is the cleavage heavy, filthy looking pornstar-esque Charley Ozvik, the face of the British bestiality business, and...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e3 Rebecca

“The United Kingdom of Zoo” Series 5, Episode 3: Rebecca We open with a shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us like a twisted version of the old “Bewitched’ tv titles ... She smiles at us, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit to sea level over the English Channel, off the south coast, in...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e7 Asha

Series 5, Episode 7: Asha Goyal We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit ... The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our host, Charley, appears infront of us ... She points down toward the UK below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” She giggles, then turns and dives toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS13E01 Christina Bruce 42 from Belfast

With series 12 completed, we roll straight through into series 13 - the same hosts, doing the same things all over again ... Aren’t we getting bored of this yet? Well, it appears not ... So... We start this week’s show with establishing shots of quiet suburban streets – semi-detached homes, very middle class and safe... And then, stepping into frame from the side, moving from behind the camera to infront - this week’s host ... Still the nation’s least likely sex symbol – short, fat,...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e11 Janine Saunders 18

Series 6, Episode 11 – Janine Saunders (18), from Birmingham We fade in on a nice townhouse in a nice neighbourhood – then we cut to inside the house and see our hostess – Charley – sitting at her desk, a large computer editing suite laid out infront of her (big computer, multiple screens, etc.) She appears to be editing an episode of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’ as we watch, although there’s nothing sexual on screen at the moment, just a young couple walking a large Alsatian. Charley turns...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess10e01 Anita Vernon 25 from Bury

As part of our commitment to social distancing and the safety of our great nation, this season of the “United Kingdom of Zoo” has been filmed almost entirely with remote cameras. We wish to thank the many lovely ladies who have travelled to see us at our Manchester studios, and hope they all enjoyed fulfilling their fantasies as much as we enjoyed watching... We fade in on a dark set. A spotlight illuminates a single bed – steel-frame, mattress, no bedclothes or pillows. We had a scour a...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e2 Victoria Bravia 20

We open with our beautiful animated shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Then our cartoon, top heavy tattooed version of Charley appears, floating in the sky with us, winking and smiling - then waving for us to follow her as she turns and falls toward the country at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit toward the northern part of England, all the way down to a large old city of Sheffield right in the middle, in just a few seconds. Our animated Charley leads us all the...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess9e16 Sienna Triosi 24 married showoff

Series 9, Episode 16: Sienna Triosi (24), from Ipswich We open with a shot of a very boring, street two-up two-down terraced houses. Small paved front yards provide off street parking for a couple of small cars each. And then, walking up the street toward us – the chunky figure of our favourite Cockney wideboy, Dennis, and beside him the sleek, narrow figure of his mean looking, hard-loving, but ultimately very well-behaved Doberman, Casanova. We track backwards as he walks – keeping him...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess3e10 Stacy 44 hairdresser from London

Series 3, Episode 10: Stacy On one side of the street a row of pre-War three-story buildings – shopfront downstairs, residential apartment/flats above. On the other side of the street, modern four/five level office buildings, and an old train station with a sign outside that reads, “Welcome to Enfield Chase”. We’re in North London to meet our next subject, and she’s a subject who’s worth meeting. Back to those shopfronts – one in particular – Hair By Hottinger. A modest hair and beauty...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e13 Colette

Series 4, Episode 13: COLETTE We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway ... And then we’re looking at something new... This time our drone camera is floating over a road in a nice suburb on a beautiful sunny day. High stone/brick walls separate nice houses from the pavement. Not too many cars driving by. We’re following a middle-aged woman as she jogs ... Well, it’s more of a...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e4 Melina

We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a build-up inner city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing over a river – tourists leaning over the sides, taking pictures ... And finally we’re floating over the dull terraced houses and occasional grim tower-block of a northern English city. Over allotments, over a slow-moving river, dropping down toward a...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess8e16 Lily Parkinson 32

Series 8, Episode 16: Lily Parkinson (32), from Chester We pan over a couple of large wooden animal shapes – a rhino and a giraffe - open on a large sign that reads “Chester Zoo”, then pan down to the main gates, watching as an excited family enters the facility. A mini-montage shows us some of the animals – large lizards, chimpanzees, elephants, lions, and finally a pair of dingos ... Pausing on the final animals as one suddenly mounts the other and starts fucking her ... We cut to a...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e5 Andrea

Series 5, Episode 5: Andrea Fereday (29) – Uxbridge We open with our beautiful animation of the United Kingdom – from space... Our cartoonish, top heavy image of Charley appears, floating infront of us, smiling and giggling, then waves for us to follow her ... Turns and dives toward the country at hyper-sonic speed – and we follow - dropping from a low-Earth orbit – heading toward the south, toward London, then veering westward as we hurtle toward the ground ... Reaching ground level in...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS12E19 Emma Withe 54 from Oakham

We fade in in the middle of a quiet street, in the low-rise central area of a small midlands town, with one and two story buildings around us. To one side, a long flat warehouse/factory type unit, stocking and fitting tyres for local drivers, to the other, the town’s train station. Looking like a traditional old station, but rebuilt fairly recently. There’s a small car park between us and the station, and it’s almost full. We watch as a car drives down the road toward us, then turns into the...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS13E17 Eva Ahn 33 from Motherwell

We start this week’s show with an establishing shot of a bright and classy business park – 2 and 3 level buildings with red and white facias, large black windows, small car parks... The car parks are mostly empty as we pan from one building to the next, and we realize that the sun is dropping in the background – it’s an evening shoot, and all of the workers have gone home for the day... We end our pan looking at the one building with cars/vans in the carpark. And then our host steps into...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e8 Patricia

Series 5, Episode 8: Patricia Grant (41) – Dagenham We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit ... The whole of the British Isles in one shot. Then our top-heavy cartoon character version of Charley, our host, appears infront of us ... She points down toward the landmass below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” She giggles, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS12 E20 Eva Straskova 30 from Notting Hill London

We start this week’s show with an establishing shot of a large, grey, concrete and glass building. Seven storeys high, each as boring and square as the last. If it wasn’t for the row of green trees planted in the wide pavement out front there wouldn’t be any colour here at all. We move toward the building and note that the ground floor windows are mirrored glass – briefly casting a reflection of our camera crew – as we approach a pair of glass double-doors. Stencilled on the glass, a very...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e13 AnneMarie Silverwood

We open with our beautiful animation of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then fall toward the planet at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit – heading north, toward Scotland ... Reaching ground level in the countryside in seconds. From here we race north, approaching cartoon St Andrew’s flags indicating that we are entering Scotland. High speed overland, fading through to live action as we enter the outer suburbs of a city ... Then through the streets...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e6 Maria

Series 5, Episode 6: Maria Sinclair (55) We open with an image of the United Kingdom – from high, high up ... The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us ... She points down toward the country below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” She giggles, then turns and dives toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping to sea...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess8e6 Simone Butt 27 pig lover

Series 8, Episode 6: Simone Butt (27), from Bristol We open with an establishing shot of an impressive, modern brick and glass façade of a six-story office block on a busy street. Very clean, under a clear blue sky. We can see a figure approaching along the pavement, a slim lady with blonde hair. She’s wearing ripped blue jeans and a tight t-shirt, and her nice round boobs bounce on every step. It’s our Polish princess, Petra – and this week there’s no sign of her lovely Labrador. She...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess12e07 Cora Toney 25 from Newcastle

We start this week’s show with establishing shots of a large allotment on a sunny day – lots of small gardens sectioned off from one another, middle aged men avoiding their families – growing flowers, vegetables, or just hiding in garden sheds – and then we’re looking at a large blue-grey Weimaraner ... Watching for a moment as he sniffs around the corner of a garden shed, then turns, cocks his leg, and pisses on it... And then, stepping out from behind the shed, catching a little of that...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e10 Imogen

Series 4, Episode 10: IMOGEN We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a built-up inner-city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking down at a crowded street market – barrows selling everything from fresh fruit and veg, to handmade jewelry and knock-off designer handbags. Then we’re on the windswept sea-front of an old fashioned English resort town - windy, cold and rainy,...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e15 Donna Ferry 51

We open with our beautiful animation of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then fall toward the planet at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit – dropping all the way down to the North Sea, just off the coast ... Reaching sea level in a few seconds. From here we race toward the coast, between two piers, under a couple of bridges, and up a wide and winding river ... Under an old steel bridge, over a new concrete bridge, then deep inland ... At speed ......

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e8 Rosie

We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a crowded sandy beach – kids building sandcastles, parents sunbathing ... Then we’re looking at a grim street of residential blocks – skinny kids running around as exhausted looking single mothers carry the shopping home... Now we’re at a railway station, a big, clean and vibrant space. A sign on the wall reads ‘BIRMINGHAM NEW STREET’. It’s a large modern space, with...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e9 Shelly

Series 4, Episode 9: SHELLEY We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a built-up inner city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing over a river – tourists leaning over the sides, taking pictures... Now we’re on the windswept sea-front of an old fashioned English resort town. Out of season and on a windy, cold and rainy day, the place is virtually...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS14E01 Adrienne Huntington 42 from Swanage

We open this week’s show, as usual, with an establishing shot of the seafront of a small seaside town. Shops and shoppers, deserted ice-cream stands, a beach filled with yellow sand but virtually no holiday makers, and a very choppy bay stretching out in the distance, with land on one side and a pier on the other. We can hear the unmistakable blustering sound of wind blowing in off the sea ... We’re clearly at a seaside resort in the middle of winter. A big caption appears, filling almost...

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