The United Kingdom Of Zoo (A Fake BBC Documentary Series)s9e12 - Avery Gowling (23) Submissive Slave free porn video

This is a FigCaption - special HTML5 tag for Image (like short description, you can remove it)

Series 9, Episode 12: Avery Gowling (23), from Slough

We open with more of our smooth drone footage – this time flying over Slough town center – a hive of British commuter-belt activity. Flying over a huge Tesco superstore, more cars and shoppers ... Over the train station, hundreds of passengers boarding a rush hour train into London...

Then dropping all the way down toward street level on a cleared construction site, behind a two-meter-high fence. As we drop down toward the ground, we see our host – his arms out wide to welcome us. Chunky and cheerful, it’s everybody’s favourite Cockney pervert, dog breeder and trainer, Dennis ... And beside him, the Doberman he bred and trained specifically to breed with humans...

Dennis begins his introduction, loud and proud in that rough Cockney rattle, “Ello, welcome to another edition of the ‘United Kingdom of Zoo’ ... I’m Dennis Baxter, and this is Casanova ... And this week, we’re in Slough to meet a young lady who can’t say ‘no’ ... Well – she’s not allowed to...”

We turn through 180 degrees and see an almost naked (nothing more than black panties), skinny, small breasted woman in her early 20s, her hands tied behind her back, standing up against the wooden fence. Those breasts with an oversized gold ring through each nipple - about an inch in diameter.

Beside her, a short muscular, balding man in his 30s. This is Warren, our girl-of-the-week’s husband ... He’s wearing jeans and a white t-shirt a couple of sizes too small to show off his muscles. He is smiling, a smarmy smile that suggests he’s really in his element today. We can’t tell if she’s smiling, because she has a gag in her mouth – a plastic dog-bone, attached to her face via thin leather straps that disappear into her long black hair. The only thing she’s wearing is that extremely brief pair of black panties.

We cut from this wide angle to a close-up, just as Warren is unhooking the gag from her mouth to allow her to speak.

With the gag out of the way, the girl looks young and innocent, but it’s love - rather than fear - in her eyes as she looks toward Warren – making sure she can speak. He gives the slightest of nods and she introduces herself, a quiet, nervous edge to her voice. “My name is Avery Gowling. I’m 23 years old. I’m from Slough ... And I do as I’m told.” She looks toward her husband to make sure she got her words right. He prompts her on with a little nod. Wanting her to say more ... She adds, “I want to have sex with a dog. It’s what I deserve.”

We move back to a mid-shot so we can see the young woman’s face and down to her small boobs (which are clearly affected by the cold – goosebumps and hard nipples), and those gold rings hanging from each. She tells us her story, looking to her side toward her man, constantly seeking approval for what she’s saying.

“I met my master four years ago ... He’s been training me ever since. I do whatever he says.”

“He was originally training me for gangbangs – and I’ve had a load of them now. He likes to watch me do DPs and pig-on-a-spit ... He likes to see me with black guys ... I like it to ... But not as much as he does.”

“He started teasing me about dogs a couple of years ago ... I wasn’t sure if he was serious or not, but it didn’t matter ... I’ll do whatever he tells me to do. So, when he told me to fill in my application for the UK of Zoo – I filled it in.”

“Dogs don’t turn me on ... But pleasing my master does ... So if he wants to see me with a dog, I’ll be with a dog, and I’ll enjoy it, because making him happy makes me feel complete.”

Prompted by one of our producers, Dennis pushes for more information. “Can I ask, what does a nice girl like you get from a relationship like this?”

Avery turns to look at Warren, making sure she can answer ... He makes her (and us) wait a few seconds, then breaks a little smile and nods to her. She turns back to us, takes a deep breath and begins to tell a less ‘practiced’ story. It seems harder for her to talk now, than when she was being ‘controlled’... “My dad left home when I was little, my mum wasn’t around much, so I spent a lot of time home alone. Lonely. Mum not being around, I suppose it made me feel unloved. When I started having boyfriends, I was always scared of them leaving me, so I would do whatever they wanted to do – and that became my ‘normal’.”

She looks over at Warren again, making sure she’s allowed to continue. He gives her another nod, and just a hint of a smile – happy that she’s checking with him, happy for her to continue.

So she continues, “I met Warren when I was 19, and he just took control from day one ... He knew I needed to be used. He just knew me inside out. I can’t do enough for him. I mean that...” She looks back at him - so devoted. He returns the look – and there’s a touch of pride in the way he looks at her.

“And what do you really think about having sex with a dog?” Dennis checks again.

Avery looks back to Warren again, and once again he nods. She looks back to us (and Dennis beside the camera), and confirms, “It’s what he wants me to do – so I’ll do it – and I’ll love it, because it’s what he wants. I’ll take pleasure from his smile...” She pauses, sensing some doubt in Dennis and our crew, then adds, “No ... I’m serious. I’d do anything for him. That’s all I want to do.”

Warren steps in to offer his own comment/confirmation. His accent very posh, definitely a good public schoolboy. “I keep challenging her and she keeps passing my tests ... She does everything, without question...”

“How about a fat old man?” Dennis jokes, indicating himself.

Avery looks to Warren for instructions, but Warren just smiles and shakes his head. “No ... I’d never ask her to do anything as disgusting as that ... Just your dog, please!” and then he laughs.

Avery joins in, flashing a nervous smile at the idea that she is expected to have sex with a dog, but Dennis is a step too far...

Dennis laughs along with them, taking no offense, bending forward to pat Casanova’s head, letting the dog know it will soon be time to go to work, looking up to Warren and muttering, “Well then ... Let’s put your little lady to the test then, eh?”

“Don’t mind if we do...” Says Warren, repeating, “Don’t mind if we do!”

He turns to his wife and orders her to remove those brief panties ... She does this without ceremony, simply pulling them down and stepping out of them, exposing her clean shaven snatch to the evening air, passing the panties to Warren, who sniffs the crotch then throws them away over his shoulder before instucting her to get down on the ground and spread her legs...

Avery – good little slut that she is – takes his instruction ... Sitting down on the dirty ground, looking uncomfortable but barely pausing as she lays down on her back. She shuffles around a little, grit and gravel under her back digging into her bottom and shoulders ... She spreads her legs apart and places one hand over her bald snatch, black nail-tipped fingers sliding up and down her pussy lips, slotting between them – her other hand on one of her small tits, squeezing it, then taking hold of the nipple ring and pulling on it just hard enough to stretch that little boob out a little.

Casanova pulls against his leash, trying to get closer - watching, cocking his head from one side to the other ... Tongue hanging out, looking over his shoulder at Dennis to see if he’s allowed to go get his bitch...

And Avery continues to stare right at him as she fingers herself, two, then three fingers, disappearing into her cunt, twisting her arm to push deeper into herself. All-but fisting herself ... Loosening that pussy up for the big-dicked dog that’s about to be unleashed on her.

Dennis drops the leash, and gives his Doberman the signal, and the big beast races across to his new bitch, dragging the leash along behind him – dropping his head ground level, sniffing the dirt around her pussy as much as the pussy itself – trying to figure out where the fun begins ... He finds it, and begins to lick at the skinny freak’s pussy, and her inner thighs on either side, as well as over the back of her hand as she continues to play with herself ... She lets out a nervous laugh, between the gasps, as she slowly slips her fingers out and moves them out of the way, letting the beast lick her pussy direct...

This immediately makes her back arch, her pussy moving up and down on the rough ground – the dog’s head following it. She brings her pussy soaked fingers to her mouth and sucks on them whilst squeezing a tit with the other hand ... Then, as the dog licks on, she brings the hand from her lips down to her other little tit, pinching her nipples hard, taking hold of the ring piercings and pulling them both aggressively, stretching the nipples out to the point we think they are about to rip-free ... And Casanova licks on.

Dennis has moved up behind the action, partly for control, and partly to get a better view of the action. He’s watched Casanova fuck dozens of women, but every first time is something special...

She rolls her back, spreads her thighs even wider, squeezes her little tits, pulls on those nipple rings, bites her top lip hard enough that we’re worried she might bite though it, her head back against the dirt, looking up at the sky, then pushing back so she can look behind her, making sure her master is still close-by and happy with her ... And the beast licks on – his big tongue going fast and sloppy all over her pussy lips, her clit, and deep inside ... Driving her on ... She gasps, “Can I cum... ? Please can I cum... ?”

She’s so close to her orgasm that her back is arched enough to break, her breath held, her body shaking ... Almost there ... And then...

Warren steps forward and claps his hands, what an arsehole... “No ... That’s enough of that ... Avery doesn’t cum until I say she can cum...”

Dennis picks up the leash and pulls his boy away from the young lady, leaving a spasming, sweaty, pale little slut on the ground, catching her breath, writhing and moaning, clearly wanting to rub her pussy and finish the job – but knowing her place. She looks up at Warren as if she’s not sure whether she wants to hit him or hug him...

“You almost came, didn’t you?” He snarls, taunting her.

“Yes sir ... Sorry sir...” She replies, dropping her line of sight away from him and toward the floor.

“You dirty, dirty whore ... It’s not your job to cum ... It’s your job to make the doggy cum...” Spits Warren, waving toward the sleek black dog – who is impatiently pulling against Dennis’s leash again.

“Yes sir ... I remember...”

“And why is that?” Tests Warren.

Avery breaths hard, post near-orgasm heart pounding, not wanting to admit out loud that... “Because I’m a worthless little slut who does whatever she’s told ... Sir...”

“Good girl ... Go to work...” He orders. Looking mean as he stands over her, then flashing a little wink to our camera. The wink has a charming edge to it. It’s not sinister, it’s quite cool, and many of our female viewers reported later that they were completely disarmed by him. He’s a prick, but he’s a charismatic prick!

Avery sits up and rolls off her backside, over onto her knees – and crawls toward the dog, wincing as she places her knees down on sharper bits of gravel.

Once she’s beside him, she begins to stroke the beast’s powerful black flanks, her fingers running through his short hair – then under his belly to rub that, then the sheath ... And she lets out a little, almost guilty sounding, gasp, “Ohhhhhhh!”

She gently grips the shaft inside the beast’s sheath, heavy and already a touch hard.

Avery barely looks away from the beast as she fondles and jerks his big heavy cock ... A very serious look on her face as she focusses in on the job at hand.

“Praise him...” Order Warren. “Remember you are here to please us all ... Him especially...”

Avery takes a breath and begins to talk quietly, but loud enough for our microphones pick up her chatter. “You’re so big ... You’re so big and hard ... You’re going to ruin me ... I want you to destroy my little pussy...”

The beast doesn’t respond, just lets his little bitch keep playing with his cock ... But from the look of his cock, we’re guessing he’s not far off being ready to start ... The tip already showing, and he’s giving the occasional involuntary jerk of his own when Avery stumbles onto the right angle and rhythm to her jerking...

“Use me ... I’m here for you ... I’m ready to be your bitch!” She whispers to the beast, her voice getting a little louder as the moment approaches, Casanova beginning to shuffle around, his back beginning to bend, humping her hand a little as she continues to jerk his sheath ... A few inches of pink cock now showing...

“You want to taste him... ?” Calls Warren. Then he orders her to “Go on, slut ... Suck his cock!”

Avery looks increasingly nervous rather than excited – she nods to him, bowing her head a little, then drops down lower onto the rough ground, and rolls over onto her side, onto her back and slipping under the animal’s belly ... Looking up at the start of his erection – the tip standing proud and waiting for her...

She looks up at it, still holding his sheath and fondling him. Breathing hard and she prepares herself to suck an animal’s cock for the first time in her life. We can read fear on her face. She flicks her eyes from the dog’s cock, out from under his belly, toward her partner, and then back to the cock ... Then she leans forward, lifting her head off the gravel, and easing the cock between her lips. She doesn’t start sucking just yet – just holds the cock in her open mouth, her tongue quivering a little, then poking out toward the cock. Letting out the slightest, barely audible nervous whimper.

“Suck on it ... Come on...” Calls Warren. “That’s an order...”

On the word ‘order’, she obediently raises her head a little more and closes her lips around the shaft, sucking it in, pushing her face up toward his belly. Sucking hard. Moving her head around, twisting at the neck, to slide the shaft deep. Working the dog’s cock like a pro. In and out. Her hand at the base of his shaft, her mouth wet ... Slurping noises. She’s like a machine.

Even with a dog cock in her mouth and his body over her head we can clearly make out that she’s not overly comfortable or happy to be doing this. Her eyes flicking up toward our camera – then flicking away guiltily when she notes she’s being recorded...

We cut to see Warren crouching to the side, his head on its side, watching intently. Smiling. “Choke on it...” Another order.

Avery starts pushing her face further forward, pulling the cock toward her mouth, forcing it in deeper. The little bulge of his ‘pre’-knot touching her lips. The tip of the cock making her choke, but not gag, a little as it reaches the back of her mouth.

Same as The United Kingdom of Zoo (A fake BBC documentary series)
s9e12 - Avery Gowling (23) submissive slave Videos

2 years ago
  • 0
  • 34
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e11 Melissa

Series 4, Episode 11: MELISSA We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a built-up inner-city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking down at a crowded street market – barrows selling everything from fresh fruit and veg, to handmade jewelry and knock-off designer handbags. Then we’re on a busy street in an old English city - not a lot of food traffic, but plenty of cars...

4 years ago
  • 0
  • 55
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e20 Monika Matysik 23 Martyna Matysik 24

Series 5, Episode 20: Monika (23) and Martyna Matysik (24) sisters from Walsall, originally Poznan. We open on an ultra-long-shot ... Our animated image going a step further back to show the whole of the planet ... And then an over-the-top burst of Rule Britannia sounding out over the top as the Earth turns and the United Kingdom comes into focus below us ... Then fall toward the planet at hyper-sonic speed, with the music playing all the way down ... Heading toward the middle of the country...

3 years ago
  • 0
  • 33
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess8e1 Angelina Dubravka 19 doggy blowbang

With everything that’s been going on in the world in 2020, we at the United Kingdom of Zoo decided that something special was needed to end the year. Rather than a 20 episode series, we decided to really go for it with a marathon 50 episode series. One girl can’t handle that kind of schedule – so we decided to enlist a group of our former guests to share hosting duties on the series ... We hope you enjoy this special opening episode, and the rest of the series, and we trust you will enjoy our...

1 year ago
  • 0
  • 40
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess7e20 Page 3 Horse special

Series 7, Episode 20: Page 3 Special We open with a montage: Still images of Page 3 girls - smiling, topless models with amazing bodies; clips of these same models at show-bizz functions and public appearances; cover shots of adult magazines with those same girls highlighted; and more ‘Page 3’ shots – blondes, brunettes, black girls, white girls, fake boobs, real boobs (but always big boobs). These aren’t the Page 3 superstars – not a Sam Fox, Linda Lusardi or Maria Whittaker of the 80s –...

4 years ago
  • 0
  • 35
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e5 Carrie

Series 4, Episode 5: Carrie We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a crowded sandy beach – kids building sandcastles, parents sunbathing ... Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing over a river – tourists leaning over the sides, taking pictures ... And now we’re looking down at a crowded street market – barrows selling everything from fresh fruit and veg, to handmade jewelry and knock-off designer...

2 years ago
  • 0
  • 36
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e6 Samantha

Series 4, Episode 6: SAMANTHA We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re in a large carpark ... Hundreds of cars, shoppers pushing trolleys back and forth ... Then we’re looking down at a crowded street market – barrows selling everything from fresh fruit and veg, to handmade jewelry and knock-off designer handbags. Now we’re looking at the large entrance gates of a zoo ... Large letters spell out ‘DUDLEY ZOO’. A small line...

2 years ago
  • 0
  • 34
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS5e11 Hannah Smith

Series 5, Episode 11: Hannah Smith (21) – Newcastle We open with our beautiful shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then our cartoon version of Charley, our top heavy host appears, floating with us for a second before she waves for us to follow her as she dives down toward the planet at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit to sea level over the North Sea, off the north-east coast, in just a few seconds. From here we race toward the coast, a beach,...

3 years ago
  • 0
  • 36
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS14E14 XXXmas Day Special

We watch a mini-montage of Ye olde English town, with snow falling slowly, and Christmas shoppers hurrying back to their cars with bags full of gifts – and hear traditional Christmas music and sleighbells... Then fade through to our studio, which has been set up to look like a fairly unconvincing Santa’s Grotto – with a couple of comfortable couches arranged infront of a large (fake) fireplace, and an over decorated Christmas tree, which is stacked with presents. On one couch – two sex...

2 years ago
  • 0
  • 55
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e12 Cate Morado 36

We open with our beautiful shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then fall toward the planet at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit toward the south of England, toward the massive urban sprawl that is London ... Reaching ground level in just a few seconds. From here we race through animated streets, passing traditional London Black Cabs and red Double Decker buses until we hit a wide street of three-story buildings – shopfronts downstairs, apartments...

3 years ago
  • 0
  • 45
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e2 Raquel Ferdinand 33

We’re looking at the pretty but increasingly fake features of our hostess – Charley Ozvik. Her nose a little too slim and pointy, her jaw too defined, her teeth too perfect. There’s not a line on her face and when she talks her face barely moves. It’s a little like watching a Thunderbird puppet talking. A very sexy Thunderbird puppet! She’s wearing a tight blouse, the top few buttons undone to show off plenty of her fake cleavage and fragments of a huge tattoo that’s across her chest....

4 years ago
  • 0
  • 37
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e3 Robyn

We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a build up inner city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing over a river – tourists leaning over the sides, taking pictures ... Then we’re looking down on a busy motorway – cars flying by at 70-80-90mph ... A sign by the road indicates that this is the A127, and that the next turn-off is to...

1 year ago
  • 0
  • 49
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e21 The Portsmouth Womens Institute

Series 6, Episode 20 The Portsmouth Women’s Institute (ages 50-60), from Portsmouth We open with a very simple and idyllic establishing shot of the front of an unobtrusive building with a little square of grass around it. A sign reads, “PORTSMOUTH WOMEN’S INSTITUTE” A small car park is half filled with sensible middle-class cars a Volvo, an Audi, a nice VW, etc. Trees rustle as the wind blows through them. Very safe violin music plays on the soundtrack and then The needle on the record...

4 years ago
  • 0
  • 39
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e12 Linda

Series 4, Episode 12: LINDA We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then a grim street of residential blocks – skinny kids running around as exhausted looking single mothers carry the shopping home ... Then a crowded street market – barrows selling everything from fresh fruit and veg, to handmade jewelry and knock-off designer handbags. Now we’re on a country road, there’s a building 50 yards away in the distance – high fences all...

3 years ago
  • 0
  • 36
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e14 Lauren

Series 4, Episode 14: LAUREN We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway ... And then we’re looking at something new - we’re in a semi-industrial, run down old part of town. Clearly an area that’s seen better days. Half of the factory units/shops around here are locked up with ‘TO LET’ signs stating, ‘LOW RENT’. Despite being half closed, there’s a good number of vans driving...

1 year ago
  • 0
  • 51
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e19 Tiffany Black 36

Series 5, Episode 19 - Tiffany Black (36) We open with our beautiful shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – just long enough to notice that this week the shot includes lines of longitude and latitude ... Then we fall toward the planet at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit toward the country, staying on the zero-degree line of latitude ... Dropping toward the south, toward the huge urban spread of London ... Staying on that imaginary line – right into...

2 years ago
  • 0
  • 34
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e9 Tara Carver

Series 5, Episode 9: Tara Carver (59) – Edinburgh We open with our standard sequence – a high altitude image of the United Kingdom. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy caricature of our host, Charley, floating infront of us ... She points down toward the UK below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” She giggles, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping toward the ground, heading in...

3 years ago
  • 0
  • 34
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS14 E09 Vanessa Moore 34 from Manchester with Jenna

We begin this week’s show with a shot of a collection of impressive, modern tower blocks. Each has a different style, format, and color. From browns, to greys, to whites. Lots of windows and lots of balconies. We move along a new, black-topped road, toward the towers, noting the lack of old buildings, and the lack of greenery (a few freshly planted trees and a flower bed, nothing more). There’s an ornamental sculpture up ahead at the side of the road – it looks like a stack of cubes twisted...

2 years ago
  • 0
  • 30
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e1 Elizabeth

We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a build up inner city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking at a crowded sandy beach – kids building sandcastles, parents sunbathing ... Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing over a river – tourists leaning over the sides, taking pictures... Then we’re in a large carpark ... Hundreds of cars, shoppers pushing trolleys back...

4 years ago
  • 0
  • 32
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e17 Penelope

“The United Kingdom of Zoo – Series 4, Episode 18: Penelope” by Luke Ozvik Series 4, Episode 18: PENELOPE We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway ... And then we’re looking at something familiar... A narrow single car width country road, leading through an area of barren, rolling, grassy hills. Dry stone walls rise about 3 feet on either side of the narrow road. A few cows...

3 years ago
  • 0
  • 33
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e16 Annalise Tsaro 31

Series 5, Episode 13: Annalise Tsaro (31) – Dover – builder’s wife, loads of kids, ultra-protected, wants to do something crazy and independent We open with our beautiful shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then fall toward the planet at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit to sea level in front of the White Cliffs of Dover in just a few seconds – and we’re already into live-action. From here we race toward the cliffs, but just as we expect to rise...

3 years ago
  • 0
  • 35
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e4 Becky Millington 32

We fade in on the face of a man – Mr Average, nothing to shout about, nothing to run away from ... He’s filming himself, selfie-style on a smart-phone camera. He looks excited and full of fun. He speaks, almost whispers, direct to the camera, in a mild Scouse accent, “Dear Charley, my name’s Kyle, and I’d like to nominate my partner, Becky, to be on The United Kingdom of Zoo – because she never stops thinking about having sex with dogs ... And to prove it ... Come with me...” He turns the...

1 year ago
  • 0
  • 35
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS11 E15 Marnie Coburn 43 from Blackburn

We start this week’s show with a drone shot, flying over endless terraces streets of old homes. Black roofs, barely a solar panel in sight, narrow streets crowded with parked cars... Then we cut to ground level in one of those narrow streets, seeing the cars parked on the pavement on either side, giving just enough room for another car to squeeze through. Terraced two-story houses line either side of the street, behind small walls that protect about a meter of concrete rather than a...

4 years ago
  • 0
  • 39
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e15 Kimberly

“The United Kingdom of Zoo – Series 4, Episode 14: Kimberly” by Luke Ozvik Series 4, Episode 14: KIMBERLY We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking down on a busy motorway – cars flying by at 70-80-90mph ... Now we’re on the windswept sea-front of an old-fashioned English resort town ... Finally, we’re in a quiet, narrow residential street, late at night, outside a traditional English pub. White walls and black...

1 year ago
  • 0
  • 36
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e18 Rachael

Series 4, Episode 18: RACHAEL We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway ... And then we’re looking at something new... A large sewage treatment plant. A mini montage of big circular pools of household waste, being chewed up and cleaned by large rotating mechanical arms ... It looks like it smells terrible. The occasional member of staff, checking equipment, wearing full overalls...

3 years ago
  • 0
  • 31
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e16 Ava Marvaux 22

from Tottenham, London. We fade in on our hostess, Charley. She’s skirting that territory between sexy and strange. With her heavily botoxed face, obviously fake bolt-on boobs, and all those tattoos on her chest, her legs, her arms ... All wrapped up in too-small clothes, showing off as much flesh as possible – mini-skirt, sleeveless low-cut top. She’s strange, but she’s ours... We’re on a wide grey street, black fences on either side, nothing beyond them on one side, a blue storage...

2 years ago
  • 0
  • 32
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e19 Belinda

Series 4, Episode 19: Belinda We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway ... And then we’re looking at something new... We’re in an unimpressive residential area. Lots of orange/brown two story terraced houses that probably looked very modern and sharp in the early 80s, but now just look boring. An occasional resident walks along the street alone, a couple of cars pass by –...

2 years ago
  • 0
  • 35
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS11 E06 Lucinda Glass 46 from Middlesbrough

We start this week’s show with establishing footage from our drone camera as it flies over a large area of well-appointed parkland – bowling greens, rows of trees in large curves, recently mown lawns, a children’s play park, over a small lake, more trees and then down to the neat semi-detached houses beyond... Dropping all the way down to street level, bringing our host into view – a white speck on the pavement at first, then as we get closer – a nicer, more attractive speck ... Closer...

4 years ago
  • 0
  • 34
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e5 Julia Green 56

We fade in on high street – plenty of people around, obviously not during the Coronavirus lockdown. The camera swings around to face a bank, then moves in through the doors – past a member of staff on the front desk who waves at whoever is holding the camera (clearly knowing them) ... The camera moves past a line of customers and up to one of the cash windows ... The clerk behind the window looks up... She’s middle-aged, with a tired, almost ‘loose’ looking face – one of those big mouths...

2 years ago
  • 0
  • 38
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e20 Tina

We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a built-up inner-city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking at a crowded sandy beach – kids building sandcastles, parents sunbathing ... Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing over a river – tourists leaning over the sides, taking pictures... Now we’re looking at a sandy beach on a perfect summer’s day – small waves rolling...

2 years ago
  • 0
  • 36
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e7 Siobhan

Series 4, Episode 7: SIOBHAN We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a grim street of residential blocks – skinny kids running around as exhausted looking single mothers carry the shopping home ... Then we’re looking down at a crowded street market – barrows selling everything from fresh fruit and veg, to handmade jewelry and knock-off designer handbags. Now we’re in the middle of a busy food-court - restaurants...

2 years ago
  • 0
  • 31
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e1 Sammy Murty

We open with an image of the United Kingdom – from high, high up ... The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us like a perverted version of Supergirl ... She smiles at us, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping to sea level over the Severn Estuary, between Wales (with a cartoonish huge flag waving on the coast, and the south-west coast of England, with...

2 years ago
  • 0
  • 37
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e10 Alison Latham

Series 5, Episode 10: Alison Latham (47) – Wolverhampton We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit ... The whole country in one shot. Then our very cartoonish, top heavy and slutty caricature of Charley appears infront of us ... She points down toward the UK below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” Then she waves for us to follow her, turns and skydives toward the country below at...

4 years ago
  • 0
  • 38
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e7 Effat Hassan 41

Footage through a car window, looking out at a twilight sky and a virtually empty motorway ahead ... There’s a car in the distance ahead of us, an occasional car or truck coming the other way, passing us at speed, nothing like you’d expect from a busy rush hour motorway. Then we’re looking down at the driver from a high angle, corner mounted GoPro. The driver, as you’d expect, is the cleavage heavy, filthy looking pornstar-esque Charley Ozvik, the face of the British bestiality business, and...

2 years ago
  • 0
  • 39
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e3 Rebecca

“The United Kingdom of Zoo” Series 5, Episode 3: Rebecca We open with a shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us like a twisted version of the old “Bewitched’ tv titles ... She smiles at us, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit to sea level over the English Channel, off the south coast, in...

1 year ago
  • 0
  • 39
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e7 Asha

Series 5, Episode 7: Asha Goyal We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit ... The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our host, Charley, appears infront of us ... She points down toward the UK below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” She giggles, then turns and dives toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth...

3 years ago
  • 0
  • 32
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS13E01 Christina Bruce 42 from Belfast

With series 12 completed, we roll straight through into series 13 - the same hosts, doing the same things all over again ... Aren’t we getting bored of this yet? Well, it appears not ... So... We start this week’s show with establishing shots of quiet suburban streets – semi-detached homes, very middle class and safe... And then, stepping into frame from the side, moving from behind the camera to infront - this week’s host ... Still the nation’s least likely sex symbol – short, fat,...

2 years ago
  • 0
  • 38
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e11 Janine Saunders 18

Series 6, Episode 11 – Janine Saunders (18), from Birmingham We fade in on a nice townhouse in a nice neighbourhood – then we cut to inside the house and see our hostess – Charley – sitting at her desk, a large computer editing suite laid out infront of her (big computer, multiple screens, etc.) She appears to be editing an episode of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’ as we watch, although there’s nothing sexual on screen at the moment, just a young couple walking a large Alsatian. Charley turns...

2 years ago
  • 0
  • 39
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess10e01 Anita Vernon 25 from Bury

As part of our commitment to social distancing and the safety of our great nation, this season of the “United Kingdom of Zoo” has been filmed almost entirely with remote cameras. We wish to thank the many lovely ladies who have travelled to see us at our Manchester studios, and hope they all enjoyed fulfilling their fantasies as much as we enjoyed watching... We fade in on a dark set. A spotlight illuminates a single bed – steel-frame, mattress, no bedclothes or pillows. We had a scour a...

4 years ago
  • 0
  • 48
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e2 Victoria Bravia 20

We open with our beautiful animated shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Then our cartoon, top heavy tattooed version of Charley appears, floating in the sky with us, winking and smiling - then waving for us to follow her as she turns and falls toward the country at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit toward the northern part of England, all the way down to a large old city of Sheffield right in the middle, in just a few seconds. Our animated Charley leads us all the...

2 years ago
  • 0
  • 36
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess9e16 Sienna Triosi 24 married showoff

Series 9, Episode 16: Sienna Triosi (24), from Ipswich We open with a shot of a very boring, street two-up two-down terraced houses. Small paved front yards provide off street parking for a couple of small cars each. And then, walking up the street toward us – the chunky figure of our favourite Cockney wideboy, Dennis, and beside him the sleek, narrow figure of his mean looking, hard-loving, but ultimately very well-behaved Doberman, Casanova. We track backwards as he walks – keeping him...

1 year ago
  • 0
  • 38
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess3e10 Stacy 44 hairdresser from London

Series 3, Episode 10: Stacy On one side of the street a row of pre-War three-story buildings – shopfront downstairs, residential apartment/flats above. On the other side of the street, modern four/five level office buildings, and an old train station with a sign outside that reads, “Welcome to Enfield Chase”. We’re in North London to meet our next subject, and she’s a subject who’s worth meeting. Back to those shopfronts – one in particular – Hair By Hottinger. A modest hair and beauty...

3 years ago
  • 0
  • 35
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e13 Colette

Series 4, Episode 13: COLETTE We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway ... And then we’re looking at something new... This time our drone camera is floating over a road in a nice suburb on a beautiful sunny day. High stone/brick walls separate nice houses from the pavement. Not too many cars driving by. We’re following a middle-aged woman as she jogs ... Well, it’s more of a...

3 years ago
  • 0
  • 39
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e4 Melina

We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a build-up inner city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing over a river – tourists leaning over the sides, taking pictures ... And finally we’re floating over the dull terraced houses and occasional grim tower-block of a northern English city. Over allotments, over a slow-moving river, dropping down toward a...

2 years ago
  • 0
  • 47
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess8e16 Lily Parkinson 32

Series 8, Episode 16: Lily Parkinson (32), from Chester We pan over a couple of large wooden animal shapes – a rhino and a giraffe - open on a large sign that reads “Chester Zoo”, then pan down to the main gates, watching as an excited family enters the facility. A mini-montage shows us some of the animals – large lizards, chimpanzees, elephants, lions, and finally a pair of dingos ... Pausing on the final animals as one suddenly mounts the other and starts fucking her ... We cut to a...

2 years ago
  • 0
  • 33
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e5 Andrea

Series 5, Episode 5: Andrea Fereday (29) – Uxbridge We open with our beautiful animation of the United Kingdom – from space... Our cartoonish, top heavy image of Charley appears, floating infront of us, smiling and giggling, then waves for us to follow her ... Turns and dives toward the country at hyper-sonic speed – and we follow - dropping from a low-Earth orbit – heading toward the south, toward London, then veering westward as we hurtle toward the ground ... Reaching ground level in...

3 years ago
  • 0
  • 57
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS12E19 Emma Withe 54 from Oakham

We fade in in the middle of a quiet street, in the low-rise central area of a small midlands town, with one and two story buildings around us. To one side, a long flat warehouse/factory type unit, stocking and fitting tyres for local drivers, to the other, the town’s train station. Looking like a traditional old station, but rebuilt fairly recently. There’s a small car park between us and the station, and it’s almost full. We watch as a car drives down the road toward us, then turns into the...

3 years ago
  • 0
  • 43
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS13E17 Eva Ahn 33 from Motherwell

We start this week’s show with an establishing shot of a bright and classy business park – 2 and 3 level buildings with red and white facias, large black windows, small car parks... The car parks are mostly empty as we pan from one building to the next, and we realize that the sun is dropping in the background – it’s an evening shoot, and all of the workers have gone home for the day... We end our pan looking at the one building with cars/vans in the carpark. And then our host steps into...

2 years ago
  • 0
  • 35
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e8 Patricia

Series 5, Episode 8: Patricia Grant (41) – Dagenham We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit ... The whole of the British Isles in one shot. Then our top-heavy cartoon character version of Charley, our host, appears infront of us ... She points down toward the landmass below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” She giggles, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at...

3 years ago
  • 0
  • 29
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS12 E20 Eva Straskova 30 from Notting Hill London

We start this week’s show with an establishing shot of a large, grey, concrete and glass building. Seven storeys high, each as boring and square as the last. If it wasn’t for the row of green trees planted in the wide pavement out front there wouldn’t be any colour here at all. We move toward the building and note that the ground floor windows are mirrored glass – briefly casting a reflection of our camera crew – as we approach a pair of glass double-doors. Stencilled on the glass, a very...

2 years ago
  • 0
  • 33
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e13 AnneMarie Silverwood

We open with our beautiful animation of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then fall toward the planet at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit – heading north, toward Scotland ... Reaching ground level in the countryside in seconds. From here we race north, approaching cartoon St Andrew’s flags indicating that we are entering Scotland. High speed overland, fading through to live action as we enter the outer suburbs of a city ... Then through the streets...

4 years ago
  • 0
  • 36
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e6 Maria

Series 5, Episode 6: Maria Sinclair (55) We open with an image of the United Kingdom – from high, high up ... The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us ... She points down toward the country below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” She giggles, then turns and dives toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping to sea...

1 year ago
  • 0
  • 29
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess8e6 Simone Butt 27 pig lover

Series 8, Episode 6: Simone Butt (27), from Bristol We open with an establishing shot of an impressive, modern brick and glass façade of a six-story office block on a busy street. Very clean, under a clear blue sky. We can see a figure approaching along the pavement, a slim lady with blonde hair. She’s wearing ripped blue jeans and a tight t-shirt, and her nice round boobs bounce on every step. It’s our Polish princess, Petra – and this week there’s no sign of her lovely Labrador. She...

4 years ago
  • 0
  • 32
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess12e07 Cora Toney 25 from Newcastle

We start this week’s show with establishing shots of a large allotment on a sunny day – lots of small gardens sectioned off from one another, middle aged men avoiding their families – growing flowers, vegetables, or just hiding in garden sheds – and then we’re looking at a large blue-grey Weimaraner ... Watching for a moment as he sniffs around the corner of a garden shed, then turns, cocks his leg, and pisses on it... And then, stepping out from behind the shed, catching a little of that...

2 years ago
  • 0
  • 26
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e10 Imogen

Series 4, Episode 10: IMOGEN We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a built-up inner-city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking down at a crowded street market – barrows selling everything from fresh fruit and veg, to handmade jewelry and knock-off designer handbags. Then we’re on the windswept sea-front of an old fashioned English resort town - windy, cold and rainy,...

3 years ago
  • 0
  • 45
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e15 Donna Ferry 51

We open with our beautiful animation of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then fall toward the planet at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit – dropping all the way down to the North Sea, just off the coast ... Reaching sea level in a few seconds. From here we race toward the coast, between two piers, under a couple of bridges, and up a wide and winding river ... Under an old steel bridge, over a new concrete bridge, then deep inland ... At speed ......

2 years ago
  • 0
  • 30
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e8 Rosie

We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a crowded sandy beach – kids building sandcastles, parents sunbathing ... Then we’re looking at a grim street of residential blocks – skinny kids running around as exhausted looking single mothers carry the shopping home... Now we’re at a railway station, a big, clean and vibrant space. A sign on the wall reads ‘BIRMINGHAM NEW STREET’. It’s a large modern space, with...

3 years ago
  • 0
  • 30
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e9 Shelly

Series 4, Episode 9: SHELLEY We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a built-up inner city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing over a river – tourists leaning over the sides, taking pictures... Now we’re on the windswept sea-front of an old fashioned English resort town. Out of season and on a windy, cold and rainy day, the place is virtually...

4 years ago
  • 0
  • 37
  • 0

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS14E01 Adrienne Huntington 42 from Swanage

We open this week’s show, as usual, with an establishing shot of the seafront of a small seaside town. Shops and shoppers, deserted ice-cream stands, a beach filled with yellow sand but virtually no holiday makers, and a very choppy bay stretching out in the distance, with land on one side and a pier on the other. We can hear the unmistakable blustering sound of wind blowing in off the sea ... We’re clearly at a seaside resort in the middle of winter. A big caption appears, filling almost...

Porn Trends