The United Kingdom Of Zoo (A Fake BBC Documentary Series)s9e13 - Britney Morrow (33) Dog Lovin' Dwarf free porn video
Series 9, Episode 13: Britney Morrow (33), from Bristol
An establishing shot of a residential street in Bristol, just around the corner from a primary school. Kids are being walked into school by mothers, older kids being dropped off at the curb. We can tell from the nervousness of the children, and the occasion tear being wiped from a mother’s face, that it’s the start of the school year.
And then our host, former pornstar Renae Russell, steps into frame ... As usual – her cute dimples and sexy round tits dominate the first impression. Her tight black PVC mini-skirted ‘business’ suit catching our attention – clearly her idea of classy clothing, it’s already almost as famous as her dimples and cleavage. Beside her, her powerful looking blue-grey haired, hip-high Weimaraner waits patiently to be called to action.
“Hello, and welcome to The United Kingdom of Zoo, with me, your host, Renae Russell ... And this week, I’m back up here in the Sexy South-west to meet a very special, sexy little slut who wants to join our depraved family...” There’s a twinkle in her eye, and a crooked twist to her smile as she says “little”, as if she knows something special.
We look beyond Renae at the crowd of parents and suddenly notice a child with her back to us who is NOT walking away from the parents toward the school. She turns toward us and we suddenly realise that she’s not a child, she’s a ‘little person’.
With shoulder length, curly, black hair framing her large-featured face, she’s a strange little proposition. Her lack of height, badly proportioned body, and distinctly oversized head can’t distract from the immediate impression that she is clearly a very sexually attractive lady. She smiles toward us, flashing huge white teeth against her olive/tan skin (the result of mixed parentage), and blows us a kiss.
We cut to a close-up, noting her wide eyes and large nose, as well as those big teeth again, as she introduces herself in a very strong Bristol/South-West accent. “Hello ... I’m Britney Morrow. I’m 33 years old. And yes...” She holds her arms out to the sides as if presenting herself and we pull back to take a good look - “ ... I’m a midget ... And yes ... I want to have sex with a dog!” She all but takes a bow after her statement.
We cut to a mid-shot of Britney at home, sitting on the edge of a couch in her underwear, small boobs sitting proud in her bra, her feet not reaching the floor. She’s sitting forward, elbows on and off her knees/thighs, very animated as she tells her story.
“When I was born, I was a surprise for my family – because there’s no history of ‘this’ ... In our family ... But everyone thought I was the cutest little doll. They treated me like a toy. They used to dress me up every time we went out – right up until I was like, 8 or 9 - I was a pixie, an elf, a little teddy bear ... I loved being the teddy bear – I got so many hugs when I was the teddy bear ... I think I started associating that little furry costume with love and being wanted and all that ... And that lead to me being a ‘furry’ when I grew up ... I like to wear costumes ... Dress up as an animal when I have sex...”
We cut to an image of her posing in a wolf costume, holding her fluffy-gloved hands up like paws, most of her body covered, a long fluffy tail hanging from just above her behind, her backside – small but heavy – about the only flesh that’s visible – even her face is mostly covered by a canine mask. It’s cute rather than sexy – but it clearly makes her feel sexy.
We cut back to her on the couch as she talks. “My husband loves it when I dress up ... It’s a real turn-on for him ... And I’ve even got him into dressing up too!” She smiles. “There’s nothing like having him behind me, just banging away at me from behind – neither of us saying a word ... Just, like, animal passion...” Her smile is broader than ever, big teeth blinding white. “And that’s - obviously – where this whole fantasy comes from ... I love the costumes, but I want the real thing ... The idea of having an actual animal up behind me, and experiencing that ‘real’ animal passion ... It makes me dizzy just thinking about it...”
“So you’re blaming your parents for making you this way?” Renae asks from behind the camera.
Britney smiles again, that wide mouth spreading right across her face – “Nooooo ... I’m THANKING them for making me this way ... I’m very happy with who I am and what I enjoy ... And I can’t wait to enjoy more of it ... I’m not doing this on television because I don’t have another way to do it – I’m doing it because I want the world to see me doing this – and to know that it’s what I want to do!”
She slips forward off the couch, dropping to her feet, and stepping forward toward the camera – ready to clap her hands, and then suddenly reaches back behind her back and pops the rear of her bra, letting it pop off to reveal two little two little dumpling boobs high on her barrel chest – and laughing. She does a little dance, her boobs bouncing and jiggling.
We pan over to Renae, who is also laughing – she leans forward, pushing her upper arms together, forcing her boobs to almost pop out of her tight top – it’s a deliberate move to remind everyone that she’s the hot shit on this show. She looks into camera and completes her intro, “Alright then ... My little guest is ready, and my big dog is ready – so let’s sit back and watch something truly original...”
She bends down over her dog, our camera-man paying as much attention to her amazing cleavage as to her unhooking Logan’s collar ... She has to almost push him away from her toward the little guest – something the Weimaraner has never seen before ... It’s obvious from the way he cautiously approaches her that he’s not sure what to make of her.
Britney stands still, her hands by her sides – looking nervous, but happy ... Smiling through the nerves as the dog circles her. Leaning back a little as he gets closer and we see the true scale of things – they are almost shoulder-to-shoulder. His head higher than hers ... It’s like watching a regular woman standing next to a thoroughbred horse...
“OOooohhhh Gaaaadd!” She gasps, turning around as he walks behind her – not wanting to lose sight of him. “He’s fookin’ massif!” Now she looks away from him and into camera... “He’s a giant!”
She totters away on her stubby little legs - then slowing to a walk and coming back in a tight circle, returning with a big smile over her face. She was trying to act like she was running away in terror - but she looked more like a munchkin trying to follow the start of the Yellow Brick Road!
The big dog follows her through her circular walk, curiously watching the way she walks – this is something he’s never seen before and he really can’t decide what it is ... But he looks like he wants to fuck it though ... No matter what it is!
“Are you gonna cum here and gimme a kiss, then, are yer... ?” She asks, reaching her little arms out toward him.
He pauses, then pads toward her – only having to angle his head a little to bring it down to the level of her face. Next to each other we note just how much bigger his head is than hers ... He gets closer to her, and then he slops his big tongue over her face. It’s big, warm, and wet ... And it hits her face hard enough that she has to leans back a little, trying to take the weight off it ... Laughing as the dog steps back from her as well...
“Go easy ... I’m only little...” She laughs as she reaches her arms out again and steps forward to the huge beast, putting them around his neck and moving in for a hug. It’s a comedy hug – the dog still not sure what she is, her hugging him like a horse - realizing the size differential and what’s she’s letting herself in for.
“Oh hell!” she giggles, stepping back from him and putting her hand over her mouth to hide her fear/shock/excitement.
She gathers herself, stops giggling, then lowers her hand and leans back in toward the dog’s face – her lips together, face turned slightly away from him as she seeks a ‘kiss’ ... Making quick smoochie noises, then quickly locking her lips back together again – fighting her instincts to jerk herself backward as the dog moves to lick at her. Flinching but not actually leaning away from him.
The big dog flaps at her face, then makes contact – the wide and warm tongue covering half of her face in one sloppy, wet stroke ... Then repeating over and over as she holds position, gradually beginning to chuckle, her shoulders and then her whole upper body shaking as she laughs at how ridiculously outsized she is...
As she breaks into a laugh, her mouth opens a little and the dog’s tongue slips inside, forcing her to recoil in shock and cough ... Still giggling as she tries to turn away from him, that big smile over her face – lips pulling further back from those big teeth ... And the dog following her, licking her again, his tongue sliding over the teeth ... She pulls back again, laughing – then quickly running her tongue over the teeth herself...
“I wasn’t expecting that...” She says, looking back at the dog as he tries to follow her, wanting to lick her some more, his tongue flapping at the air between them as she turns away. “Oh hell, he’s chasing me ... Ha haa...”
She turns back to him and wraps her arms around his neck again, almost a wrestling move, stopping him from kissing her because his head is now behind hers, her little tits mashed up against his furry chest... “That feels nice ... Eh? Does it feel nice for you?” She chirps, holding him close, one stumpy arm on his neck, the other reaching down his side ... Enjoying that hair against her flesh – her furry side really coming out...
Then she slowly, carefully, slips out from under his neck, holding his collar, and eases down his side, her fat fingers running through the fur on his flank, then down under his belly...
She takes hold of his sheath, gripping it – and the firm little shaft within, and immediately getting his attention – and he stands dead still. She smiles, showing off those big teeth, and leans in a little further, moving the sheath back and forth, exposing just the very tip of the beast’s little pink cock.
We cut to a wide angle and it’s like watching one of our horse episodes - she’s standing there fondling the dog’s cock as he stands taller than her, and it’s hard not to worry about what’s going to happen to her when they actually fuck ... But for now, she’s just playing with him...
She looks around at the camera, her whole arm moving as she pumps his cock with her hand, and tells us that “It feels soooo big...” She wanks it a little more, then whispers, “I can’t wait to taste it...”
She continues pumping it for a few more seconds – we cut to a low angle to watch as gradually more of the shaft is exposed, growing thicker and well as longer. Britney leaning in close, that big smile still dominating proceedings – a look a genuine anticipation on her face, her tongue already beginning to poke out.
She lets go of the sheath, and takes his cock in her hand ... The combination of dwarfism on her part, and huge-cock-ism on his, means that she is unable to wrap her fingers all the way around it...
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