The United Kingdom Of Zoo (A Fake BBC Documentary Series)S13, E07: Penny Havers (19), From Belfast (NI) free porn video
We start this week’s show with an establishing shot of a stereotypical concrete council estate. Back in the 1960s, on paper, this probably looked like a futuristic worker’s paradise, but right now, in reality, it just looks boring and grim.
Grim people walking by grim buildings on grim streets.
Then another grim looking figure – short, fat, hairy and decidedly ugly ... It’s our regular male host, the Cockney geezer called Dennis, the owner of the lady pleaser – the Doberman named Romeo ... Who is trotting alongside his master.
“Hello, and welcome to The United Kingdom of Zoo, with your hosts...” She points at himself, “Dennis Baxter...”, then points down at the dog, “ ... and Romeo ... And this week, we’re in Belfast, because we’ve been contacted by a young lady who is very keen to take a big step forward in her life...”
We pan away from Dennis and look at more of those grim people walking around ... And then we begin to focus on one particular figure, walking toward us with her hands buried in the pockets of a big coat – the front of the coat pulled in close around her, her head poking out of the top, a big mop of center-parted brunette hair flapping around above the collar of the coat. She walks straight toward us.
She’s short but it’s hard to tell what kind of figure she has due to the big coat, we can see that she’s young though, with a round face and a cheeky smile. She looks about as young a woman as we’ve seen yet. When she reaches the camera, she relaxes a little and lets her coat loose, the top opening a little to show pink flesh inside – neck, chest and a bit of deep cleavage on show. Whatever she’s wearing under that coat must be low-cut. She speaks to camera with a chirpy, fun, youthful Irish accent.
“Hellooooo ... Iiiiii’m Penny Haaay-vers, I’m from Belfaaaast ... Iiii’m 19 years old, and Iiiii would doooo ANYTHING to be on the tele!” And with that she suddenly opens the front of her coat to flash us – as she’s actually completely naked under it. Full boobs, a slightly rounded belly, and a thin line of pubic hair catch our attention before she covers up again as she bends over laughing.
Cut to a minute later, Penny in close-up, occasionally stroking hairs from her face as the wind blows them around.
Dennis is beside her, microphone in hand, handling the interview... “It feels like we’re treading on very dangerous ground here, so before we go any further, please confirm – for the people at home - how old are you?”
Penny giggles a little knowing laugh. “Yeaah ... Like I said, I’m 19, only just ... I was born two-month premature, so I’ve always been small for my age - very protective parents and all that, so they held me back a year before I started school...”
“So you’re still at school?”
“Yeaahhhh, just a couple of weeks to go ... Then I sit my ‘A’ levels, by the time this is on the telly it’ll be too late for them to expel me!!” She giggles again, clearly thinking this is very funny.
Happy that we’re on safe ground, our host continues his opening ‘interview’. “So ... Now we know we’re allowed to do this – may I ask why we are doing this ... Here ... With you ... Today...?”
Penny suppresses a giggle, and a grin, and answers in a quick and bubbly tone. “Yeah ... Well ... You see ... I’ve always wanted to be on the telly ... I’m going to uni next year to study media, and I really want to be a part of it, and to have expeeeeeerience of it ... Aaaaand, I look around at all the shows on teee veeee I could get on, and this seemed like the easiest to get on, like ... So I thought, Iiiiii like sex, and Iiiiii like dogs, like, so whyyyy not? Y’know...?”
“So this is just about getting on television?” Checks our host. “Not about fulfilling a fantasy?”
Penny furrows her brow, thinking for a moment, trying to see if Kim is trying to catch her out. “Getting on the telly IS my fantasy ... So this IS about fulfilling a fantasy ... And I don’t care wharriii ‘av to dooo to gerron!” And then the shy, excited smile is back.
“So when I ask you to strip off...” Begins Dennis, switching his attention down to Romeo, “ ... And this magnificent beast mounts you, and – fucks – the living – shit – out of you ... You’re going to okay with that?”
Penny looks down at the beast, a little thoughtful, then confirms, “Just so long as the cameras are on me...” She giggles, then adds, “ ... and he’s got a big cock!” And now she laughs – and we know for certain that whilst the cameras might be a motivation, the perverted bestial sex element definitely doesn’t turn her off!
“And it doesn’t bother you that everyone is going to see you do this?” Asks Dennis. “You’re going to carry this baggage for the rest of your life ... As someone looking to work in the media, that might be a problem.”
Penny answers confidently, just for a second losing the giggly, grinning schoolgirl persona and turning into a university girl... “This is the twenny-first century ... Everyone is doing crazy stuff, and when everyone is doing crazy stuff, nothing sticks. I’m not saying anything racist – or hateful – or putting anyone down ... I’m just ‘avin’ some fun, and makin’ a dog happy too ... I can’t gerrin trouble for tha!”
We realise that this little Irish tart is both far brighter, and simultaneously far dumber, than she looks.
“In that case...” Says Dennis, talking to the camera as much as to our guest. “I suppose we better get back to your place and let you two get better acquainted.”
Penny looks to the camera rather than to her host, or the big dog, saying “Excellent ... I can’t wait!”
We cut to Penny’s home – we’re in her bedroom in a small two-bedroom flat that she shares with her mother. It’s very much the teenage girl’s bedroom – with posters on the wall, dark décor. Single bed, small desk, lots of make-up.
Penny is standing infront of her bed, that ever-present excited look on her face – posing for us... “So here we are ... Home sweet home...” she giggles, holding her arms out to indicate the palace that is her little bedroom ... Then she reaches in, grabbing the edges of her raincoat, and pulling it open - this time letting it fall to the floor behind her in an overly dramatic way ... It’s not just a brief flash this time, we get to take a good look at her young body. Full, round boobs, a soft belly, that thin line of pubic hair, perfectly waxed on either side. Good legs.
“Are you ready to begin?” Asks Dennis, as if there’s any question.
Penny simply grins, her expression letting us know just how ready she is...
We cut to Dennis, standing by the door – his hand on the handle. “Then let us begin...” He leans away from the door, pulling it open, and letting the real star of our show into the room ... Romeo, all 92 lbs of him, pads into the room...
He sees the diminutive naked teen and rushes straight over toward her. This is the point at which we find out what our girls are made of – and whilst Penny is one of the smallest and cutest we’ve had on the show, she full-on steps up to the beast – reaching out to him, ready for contact...
The little tramp takes over the ‘presenting’ duties, maintaining a pretty solid dialogue whenever her mouth is empty ... Looking away from the dog toward our camera. As comfortable as she is with him, it’s clear that the camera is her priority.
Grabbing him by the collar as soon as she can, making sure he stays close, then looking up again to tell us that, “There’s definitely something about a big, strong, dog, that drives women wild ... Well ... This woman anyway...”
Then turning back to him and bending further forward, closer to his mouth – letting him slap his dog as her lips ... Pursing them to let him ‘kiss’ her ... Then reacting to his warm, wet touch with a sharp intake of breath, a big smile and an excited giggle – before leaning forward again for another kiss...
Half turning to the camera to confirm, “That’s very warm ... A surprisingly soft...”
She drops her knees infront of him, offering her mouth up again – wide open – letting him lick over her lips and tongue, inside ... Then clearly licking back at him, and even turning her head on its side to change the angle – it looks like a genuinely passionate kiss ... Then she angles her head upward so that she can look right into our camera, a smile flickering on the corners of her mouth, visible despite the dog’s head and all the tongue action flying in both directions.
She’s clearly watched our show – studied the moves, and is aiming to impress.
After a minute of back-and-forth kissing, once she’s sure we’ve got plenty of footage – the young slut gets back to her feet and stands with her hands up to her head, stroking her hair dark back from her round face, combing it with her fingers and smiling – proud of the start she’s made ... Telling us that, “I said before I came here that I wanted to ‘kiss’ the dog, suck his cock, and let him fuck me any way he wanted to fuck me ... So that’s the kissing bit done ... And I have to say it was more fun that I expected ... So hopefully the other two are as good!”
Romeo pads around infront of her, around behind her, jumpy and excited, keen to get started, sniffing at her pussy and arse, both of which are well within reach due to her lack of height as much as his size. He makes his decision and suddenly buries his snout up between her thighs from behind.
Penny reacts by bending forward, almost far enough to touch her toes – reaching back to grab her arse-cheeks and spread them to give the Doberman better access to her crack...
Looking up at the camera to say, “Let’s see how talented he really is with that tongue...” – and smiling as he digs his nose between her thighs, swiping his wide, wet tongue over her pussy and up her arse-crack, dragging it over her arsehole. Again, and again ... The little tart loves it, smiling and almost giggling throughout – not even trying to control him, just letting him do as he pleases. Gasping, “OOoohhh ... Veryyy well! Ooohhhh!”
The dog’s tongue continues to work the little slut’s back end, digging deep and exploring her privates. Focussing on her arse-crack for a moment – licking long, then short, then pushing the tip of his snout up between her arse-cheeks – and (apparently) trying to nibble her arsehole with his little front teeth ... Teeth – it appears – are the limit for young Penny, who suddenly jumps upright and skips forward saying, “Heeeeeyyyyyy! Down boy!”, then laughing again. “No teeth!”
We cut to a shot of her walking toward the bed, swinging around to face us as she sits back on it, saying, “I don’t know about you ... But I think sex is always better in a comfortable bed...”
She seems so young, and so cute (rather than sexy), that it’s hard to imagine her having enough experience to know what is better or worse...
She lays down on her back, feet flat to the sheets, knees in the air, legs apart ... Exposing her neatly waxed pussy ... And Romeo leaps up to join her on the soft mattress, quickly dropping his head back down between her thighs, his tongue slopping over her snatch, focussing on the pink flesh, but occasionally brushing that little strip of pussy hair.
“Ooohhh ... He knows wharrees doin’ ... He’s done this beforeeeee...” She gasps, looking up at the camera, then back down at the top of the dog’s head.
She’s got her hands on her big tits, pinching her nipples as the dog licks her – doubling up on sensation ... And he’s got his big head between her thighs, his tongue mashing her pussy lips around and working her clit ... Every sloppy, noisy swipe making her buck and squirm, pushing down on her feet, raising her pussy toward his mouth...
“Oooohhh ... I’m ... I’m already buzzin’ ... He’s gonna make me cummm if he keeps this up...”
He’s driving her crazy – and we’ve barely started.
We cut away to check out our host, watching the action with a smile on his face and his arms folded above his fat belly chest. “Goood booyyyy...” He coos.
Back to the action, and our guest shivering and gasping on the bed as she struggles to control herself - the beast using that magic tongue to maximum effect. Her fingers are working her tits faster and faster, squeezing them and playing with the nipples – tickling with her nails rather than pinching with her fingertips. Looking up at the camera, looking like she’s trying to smile and look comfortable, but struggling to control her mouth...
Losing herself in the moment ... Biting her top lip ... Forgetting to commentate ... Arching her back as the dog licks on ... Pausing and holding her position for a second ... Two seconds ... Three ... And then suddenly spasming and gasping, “Yessssss! OOOoohhhh yeeessssssss!” as she climaxes ... A superfast orgasm for a girl who claims she’s not even that into dogs!
As she shivers and twists, legs snapping together then flopping apart, Romeo loses interest and steps away from her prone body – his cock heavy in his sheath, the tip showing – poking out like a big fat lipstick. Penny barely notices him moving because she’s still got her eyes tight shut as she continues to shiver through the after-effects of that body-rocking dogasm.
“Fuuuhhhrrrkin’ hell!” She gasps as she regains her voice... “That wuz fantaztic...!”
She sits up for a second, leaning back on her hands, those firm young tits looking as inviting as ever. She’s breathing hard, looking around – from Dennis, to the cameras, to the crew, to the dog ... Open mouthed, big chest heaving... “This is a good game! I like this one!”
“You ain’t even started yet!” Teases Dennis. “Wait til he gets his end away!”
Anastasia
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