The United Kingdom Of Zoo (A Fake BBC Documentary Series)S13, E07: Penny Havers (19), From Belfast (NI) free porn video

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We start this week’s show with an establishing shot of a stereotypical concrete council estate. Back in the 1960s, on paper, this probably looked like a futuristic worker’s paradise, but right now, in reality, it just looks boring and grim.

Grim people walking by grim buildings on grim streets.

Then another grim looking figure – short, fat, hairy and decidedly ugly ... It’s our regular male host, the Cockney geezer called Dennis, the owner of the lady pleaser – the Doberman named Romeo ... Who is trotting alongside his master.

“Hello, and welcome to The United Kingdom of Zoo, with your hosts...” She points at himself, “Dennis Baxter...”, then points down at the dog, “ ... and Romeo ... And this week, we’re in Belfast, because we’ve been contacted by a young lady who is very keen to take a big step forward in her life...”

We pan away from Dennis and look at more of those grim people walking around ... And then we begin to focus on one particular figure, walking toward us with her hands buried in the pockets of a big coat – the front of the coat pulled in close around her, her head poking out of the top, a big mop of center-parted brunette hair flapping around above the collar of the coat. She walks straight toward us.

She’s short but it’s hard to tell what kind of figure she has due to the big coat, we can see that she’s young though, with a round face and a cheeky smile. She looks about as young a woman as we’ve seen yet. When she reaches the camera, she relaxes a little and lets her coat loose, the top opening a little to show pink flesh inside – neck, chest and a bit of deep cleavage on show. Whatever she’s wearing under that coat must be low-cut. She speaks to camera with a chirpy, fun, youthful Irish accent.

“Hellooooo ... Iiiiii’m Penny Haaay-vers, I’m from Belfaaaast ... Iiii’m 19 years old, and Iiiii would doooo ANYTHING to be on the tele!” And with that she suddenly opens the front of her coat to flash us – as she’s actually completely naked under it. Full boobs, a slightly rounded belly, and a thin line of pubic hair catch our attention before she covers up again as she bends over laughing.

Cut to a minute later, Penny in close-up, occasionally stroking hairs from her face as the wind blows them around.

Dennis is beside her, microphone in hand, handling the interview... “It feels like we’re treading on very dangerous ground here, so before we go any further, please confirm – for the people at home - how old are you?”

Penny giggles a little knowing laugh. “Yeaah ... Like I said, I’m 19, only just ... I was born two-month premature, so I’ve always been small for my age - very protective parents and all that, so they held me back a year before I started school...”

“So you’re still at school?”

“Yeaahhhh, just a couple of weeks to go ... Then I sit my ‘A’ levels, by the time this is on the telly it’ll be too late for them to expel me!!” She giggles again, clearly thinking this is very funny.

Happy that we’re on safe ground, our host continues his opening ‘interview’. “So ... Now we know we’re allowed to do this – may I ask why we are doing this ... Here ... With you ... Today...?”

Penny suppresses a giggle, and a grin, and answers in a quick and bubbly tone. “Yeah ... Well ... You see ... I’ve always wanted to be on the telly ... I’m going to uni next year to study media, and I really want to be a part of it, and to have expeeeeeerience of it ... Aaaaand, I look around at all the shows on teee veeee I could get on, and this seemed like the easiest to get on, like ... So I thought, Iiiiii like sex, and Iiiiii like dogs, like, so whyyyy not? Y’know...?”

“So this is just about getting on television?” Checks our host. “Not about fulfilling a fantasy?”

Penny furrows her brow, thinking for a moment, trying to see if Kim is trying to catch her out. “Getting on the telly IS my fantasy ... So this IS about fulfilling a fantasy ... And I don’t care wharriii ‘av to dooo to gerron!” And then the shy, excited smile is back.

“So when I ask you to strip off...” Begins Dennis, switching his attention down to Romeo, “ ... And this magnificent beast mounts you, and – fucks – the living – shit – out of you ... You’re going to okay with that?”

Penny looks down at the beast, a little thoughtful, then confirms, “Just so long as the cameras are on me...” She giggles, then adds, “ ... and he’s got a big cock!” And now she laughs – and we know for certain that whilst the cameras might be a motivation, the perverted bestial sex element definitely doesn’t turn her off!

“And it doesn’t bother you that everyone is going to see you do this?” Asks Dennis. “You’re going to carry this baggage for the rest of your life ... As someone looking to work in the media, that might be a problem.”

Penny answers confidently, just for a second losing the giggly, grinning schoolgirl persona and turning into a university girl... “This is the twenny-first century ... Everyone is doing crazy stuff, and when everyone is doing crazy stuff, nothing sticks. I’m not saying anything racist – or hateful – or putting anyone down ... I’m just ‘avin’ some fun, and makin’ a dog happy too ... I can’t gerrin trouble for tha!”

We realise that this little Irish tart is both far brighter, and simultaneously far dumber, than she looks.

“In that case...” Says Dennis, talking to the camera as much as to our guest. “I suppose we better get back to your place and let you two get better acquainted.”

Penny looks to the camera rather than to her host, or the big dog, saying “Excellent ... I can’t wait!”

We cut to Penny’s home – we’re in her bedroom in a small two-bedroom flat that she shares with her mother. It’s very much the teenage girl’s bedroom – with posters on the wall, dark décor. Single bed, small desk, lots of make-up.

Penny is standing infront of her bed, that ever-present excited look on her face – posing for us... “So here we are ... Home sweet home...” she giggles, holding her arms out to indicate the palace that is her little bedroom ... Then she reaches in, grabbing the edges of her raincoat, and pulling it open - this time letting it fall to the floor behind her in an overly dramatic way ... It’s not just a brief flash this time, we get to take a good look at her young body. Full, round boobs, a soft belly, that thin line of pubic hair, perfectly waxed on either side. Good legs.

“Are you ready to begin?” Asks Dennis, as if there’s any question.

Penny simply grins, her expression letting us know just how ready she is...

We cut to Dennis, standing by the door – his hand on the handle. “Then let us begin...” He leans away from the door, pulling it open, and letting the real star of our show into the room ... Romeo, all 92 lbs of him, pads into the room...

He sees the diminutive naked teen and rushes straight over toward her. This is the point at which we find out what our girls are made of – and whilst Penny is one of the smallest and cutest we’ve had on the show, she full-on steps up to the beast – reaching out to him, ready for contact...

The little tramp takes over the ‘presenting’ duties, maintaining a pretty solid dialogue whenever her mouth is empty ... Looking away from the dog toward our camera. As comfortable as she is with him, it’s clear that the camera is her priority.

Grabbing him by the collar as soon as she can, making sure he stays close, then looking up again to tell us that, “There’s definitely something about a big, strong, dog, that drives women wild ... Well ... This woman anyway...”

Then turning back to him and bending further forward, closer to his mouth – letting him slap his dog as her lips ... Pursing them to let him ‘kiss’ her ... Then reacting to his warm, wet touch with a sharp intake of breath, a big smile and an excited giggle – before leaning forward again for another kiss...

Half turning to the camera to confirm, “That’s very warm ... A surprisingly soft...”

She drops her knees infront of him, offering her mouth up again – wide open – letting him lick over her lips and tongue, inside ... Then clearly licking back at him, and even turning her head on its side to change the angle – it looks like a genuinely passionate kiss ... Then she angles her head upward so that she can look right into our camera, a smile flickering on the corners of her mouth, visible despite the dog’s head and all the tongue action flying in both directions.

She’s clearly watched our show – studied the moves, and is aiming to impress.

After a minute of back-and-forth kissing, once she’s sure we’ve got plenty of footage – the young slut gets back to her feet and stands with her hands up to her head, stroking her hair dark back from her round face, combing it with her fingers and smiling – proud of the start she’s made ... Telling us that, “I said before I came here that I wanted to ‘kiss’ the dog, suck his cock, and let him fuck me any way he wanted to fuck me ... So that’s the kissing bit done ... And I have to say it was more fun that I expected ... So hopefully the other two are as good!”

Romeo pads around infront of her, around behind her, jumpy and excited, keen to get started, sniffing at her pussy and arse, both of which are well within reach due to her lack of height as much as his size. He makes his decision and suddenly buries his snout up between her thighs from behind.

Penny reacts by bending forward, almost far enough to touch her toes – reaching back to grab her arse-cheeks and spread them to give the Doberman better access to her crack...

Looking up at the camera to say, “Let’s see how talented he really is with that tongue...” – and smiling as he digs his nose between her thighs, swiping his wide, wet tongue over her pussy and up her arse-crack, dragging it over her arsehole. Again, and again ... The little tart loves it, smiling and almost giggling throughout – not even trying to control him, just letting him do as he pleases. Gasping, “OOoohhh ... Veryyy well! Ooohhhh!”

The dog’s tongue continues to work the little slut’s back end, digging deep and exploring her privates. Focussing on her arse-crack for a moment – licking long, then short, then pushing the tip of his snout up between her arse-cheeks – and (apparently) trying to nibble her arsehole with his little front teeth ... Teeth – it appears – are the limit for young Penny, who suddenly jumps upright and skips forward saying, “Heeeeeyyyyyy! Down boy!”, then laughing again. “No teeth!”

We cut to a shot of her walking toward the bed, swinging around to face us as she sits back on it, saying, “I don’t know about you ... But I think sex is always better in a comfortable bed...”

She seems so young, and so cute (rather than sexy), that it’s hard to imagine her having enough experience to know what is better or worse...

She lays down on her back, feet flat to the sheets, knees in the air, legs apart ... Exposing her neatly waxed pussy ... And Romeo leaps up to join her on the soft mattress, quickly dropping his head back down between her thighs, his tongue slopping over her snatch, focussing on the pink flesh, but occasionally brushing that little strip of pussy hair.

“Ooohhh ... He knows wharrees doin’ ... He’s done this beforeeeee...” She gasps, looking up at the camera, then back down at the top of the dog’s head.

She’s got her hands on her big tits, pinching her nipples as the dog licks her – doubling up on sensation ... And he’s got his big head between her thighs, his tongue mashing her pussy lips around and working her clit ... Every sloppy, noisy swipe making her buck and squirm, pushing down on her feet, raising her pussy toward his mouth...

“Oooohhh ... I’m ... I’m already buzzin’ ... He’s gonna make me cummm if he keeps this up...”

He’s driving her crazy – and we’ve barely started.

We cut away to check out our host, watching the action with a smile on his face and his arms folded above his fat belly chest. “Goood booyyyy...” He coos.

Back to the action, and our guest shivering and gasping on the bed as she struggles to control herself - the beast using that magic tongue to maximum effect. Her fingers are working her tits faster and faster, squeezing them and playing with the nipples – tickling with her nails rather than pinching with her fingertips. Looking up at the camera, looking like she’s trying to smile and look comfortable, but struggling to control her mouth...

Losing herself in the moment ... Biting her top lip ... Forgetting to commentate ... Arching her back as the dog licks on ... Pausing and holding her position for a second ... Two seconds ... Three ... And then suddenly spasming and gasping, “Yessssss! OOOoohhhh yeeessssssss!” as she climaxes ... A superfast orgasm for a girl who claims she’s not even that into dogs!

As she shivers and twists, legs snapping together then flopping apart, Romeo loses interest and steps away from her prone body – his cock heavy in his sheath, the tip showing – poking out like a big fat lipstick. Penny barely notices him moving because she’s still got her eyes tight shut as she continues to shiver through the after-effects of that body-rocking dogasm.

“Fuuuhhhrrrkin’ hell!” She gasps as she regains her voice... “That wuz fantaztic...!”

She sits up for a second, leaning back on her hands, those firm young tits looking as inviting as ever. She’s breathing hard, looking around – from Dennis, to the cameras, to the crew, to the dog ... Open mouthed, big chest heaving... “This is a good game! I like this one!”

“You ain’t even started yet!” Teases Dennis. “Wait til he gets his end away!”

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Series 4, Episode 18: RACHAEL We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway ... And then we’re looking at something new... A large sewage treatment plant. A mini montage of big circular pools of household waste, being chewed up and cleaned by large rotating mechanical arms ... It looks like it smells terrible. The occasional member of staff, checking equipment, wearing full overalls...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS11 E06 Lucinda Glass 46 from Middlesbrough

We start this week’s show with establishing footage from our drone camera as it flies over a large area of well-appointed parkland – bowling greens, rows of trees in large curves, recently mown lawns, a children’s play park, over a small lake, more trees and then down to the neat semi-detached houses beyond... Dropping all the way down to street level, bringing our host into view – a white speck on the pavement at first, then as we get closer – a nicer, more attractive speck ... Closer...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e16 Ava Marvaux 22

from Tottenham, London. We fade in on our hostess, Charley. She’s skirting that territory between sexy and strange. With her heavily botoxed face, obviously fake bolt-on boobs, and all those tattoos on her chest, her legs, her arms ... All wrapped up in too-small clothes, showing off as much flesh as possible – mini-skirt, sleeveless low-cut top. She’s strange, but she’s ours... We’re on a wide grey street, black fences on either side, nothing beyond them on one side, a blue storage...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e19 Belinda

Series 4, Episode 19: Belinda We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway ... And then we’re looking at something new... We’re in an unimpressive residential area. Lots of orange/brown two story terraced houses that probably looked very modern and sharp in the early 80s, but now just look boring. An occasional resident walks along the street alone, a couple of cars pass by –...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e5 Julia Green 56

We fade in on high street – plenty of people around, obviously not during the Coronavirus lockdown. The camera swings around to face a bank, then moves in through the doors – past a member of staff on the front desk who waves at whoever is holding the camera (clearly knowing them) ... The camera moves past a line of customers and up to one of the cash windows ... The clerk behind the window looks up... She’s middle-aged, with a tired, almost ‘loose’ looking face – one of those big mouths...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e20 Tina

We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a built-up inner-city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking at a crowded sandy beach – kids building sandcastles, parents sunbathing ... Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing over a river – tourists leaning over the sides, taking pictures... Now we’re looking at a sandy beach on a perfect summer’s day – small waves rolling...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e7 Siobhan

Series 4, Episode 7: SIOBHAN We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a grim street of residential blocks – skinny kids running around as exhausted looking single mothers carry the shopping home ... Then we’re looking down at a crowded street market – barrows selling everything from fresh fruit and veg, to handmade jewelry and knock-off designer handbags. Now we’re in the middle of a busy food-court - restaurants...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e1 Sammy Murty

We open with an image of the United Kingdom – from high, high up ... The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us like a perverted version of Supergirl ... She smiles at us, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping to sea level over the Severn Estuary, between Wales (with a cartoonish huge flag waving on the coast, and the south-west coast of England, with...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e10 Alison Latham

Series 5, Episode 10: Alison Latham (47) – Wolverhampton We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit ... The whole country in one shot. Then our very cartoonish, top heavy and slutty caricature of Charley appears infront of us ... She points down toward the UK below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” Then she waves for us to follow her, turns and skydives toward the country below at...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e7 Effat Hassan 41

Footage through a car window, looking out at a twilight sky and a virtually empty motorway ahead ... There’s a car in the distance ahead of us, an occasional car or truck coming the other way, passing us at speed, nothing like you’d expect from a busy rush hour motorway. Then we’re looking down at the driver from a high angle, corner mounted GoPro. The driver, as you’d expect, is the cleavage heavy, filthy looking pornstar-esque Charley Ozvik, the face of the British bestiality business, and...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e3 Rebecca

“The United Kingdom of Zoo” Series 5, Episode 3: Rebecca We open with a shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us like a twisted version of the old “Bewitched’ tv titles ... She smiles at us, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit to sea level over the English Channel, off the south coast, in...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e7 Asha

Series 5, Episode 7: Asha Goyal We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit ... The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our host, Charley, appears infront of us ... She points down toward the UK below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” She giggles, then turns and dives toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess10e01 Anita Vernon 25 from Bury

As part of our commitment to social distancing and the safety of our great nation, this season of the “United Kingdom of Zoo” has been filmed almost entirely with remote cameras. We wish to thank the many lovely ladies who have travelled to see us at our Manchester studios, and hope they all enjoyed fulfilling their fantasies as much as we enjoyed watching... We fade in on a dark set. A spotlight illuminates a single bed – steel-frame, mattress, no bedclothes or pillows. We had a scour a...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess3e10 Stacy 44 hairdresser from London

Series 3, Episode 10: Stacy On one side of the street a row of pre-War three-story buildings – shopfront downstairs, residential apartment/flats above. On the other side of the street, modern four/five level office buildings, and an old train station with a sign outside that reads, “Welcome to Enfield Chase”. We’re in North London to meet our next subject, and she’s a subject who’s worth meeting. Back to those shopfronts – one in particular – Hair By Hottinger. A modest hair and beauty...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e11 Janine Saunders 18

Series 6, Episode 11 – Janine Saunders (18), from Birmingham We fade in on a nice townhouse in a nice neighbourhood – then we cut to inside the house and see our hostess – Charley – sitting at her desk, a large computer editing suite laid out infront of her (big computer, multiple screens, etc.) She appears to be editing an episode of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’ as we watch, although there’s nothing sexual on screen at the moment, just a young couple walking a large Alsatian. Charley turns...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e2 Victoria Bravia 20

We open with our beautiful animated shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Then our cartoon, top heavy tattooed version of Charley appears, floating in the sky with us, winking and smiling - then waving for us to follow her as she turns and falls toward the country at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit toward the northern part of England, all the way down to a large old city of Sheffield right in the middle, in just a few seconds. Our animated Charley leads us all the...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess9e16 Sienna Triosi 24 married showoff

Series 9, Episode 16: Sienna Triosi (24), from Ipswich We open with a shot of a very boring, street two-up two-down terraced houses. Small paved front yards provide off street parking for a couple of small cars each. And then, walking up the street toward us – the chunky figure of our favourite Cockney wideboy, Dennis, and beside him the sleek, narrow figure of his mean looking, hard-loving, but ultimately very well-behaved Doberman, Casanova. We track backwards as he walks – keeping him...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS12E19 Emma Withe 54 from Oakham

We fade in in the middle of a quiet street, in the low-rise central area of a small midlands town, with one and two story buildings around us. To one side, a long flat warehouse/factory type unit, stocking and fitting tyres for local drivers, to the other, the town’s train station. Looking like a traditional old station, but rebuilt fairly recently. There’s a small car park between us and the station, and it’s almost full. We watch as a car drives down the road toward us, then turns into the...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e13 Colette

Series 4, Episode 13: COLETTE We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway ... And then we’re looking at something new... This time our drone camera is floating over a road in a nice suburb on a beautiful sunny day. High stone/brick walls separate nice houses from the pavement. Not too many cars driving by. We’re following a middle-aged woman as she jogs ... Well, it’s more of a...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e4 Melina

We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a build-up inner city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing over a river – tourists leaning over the sides, taking pictures ... And finally we’re floating over the dull terraced houses and occasional grim tower-block of a northern English city. Over allotments, over a slow-moving river, dropping down toward a...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess8e16 Lily Parkinson 32

Series 8, Episode 16: Lily Parkinson (32), from Chester We pan over a couple of large wooden animal shapes – a rhino and a giraffe - open on a large sign that reads “Chester Zoo”, then pan down to the main gates, watching as an excited family enters the facility. A mini-montage shows us some of the animals – large lizards, chimpanzees, elephants, lions, and finally a pair of dingos ... Pausing on the final animals as one suddenly mounts the other and starts fucking her ... We cut to a...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS13E17 Eva Ahn 33 from Motherwell

We start this week’s show with an establishing shot of a bright and classy business park – 2 and 3 level buildings with red and white facias, large black windows, small car parks... The car parks are mostly empty as we pan from one building to the next, and we realize that the sun is dropping in the background – it’s an evening shoot, and all of the workers have gone home for the day... We end our pan looking at the one building with cars/vans in the carpark. And then our host steps into...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS12 E20 Eva Straskova 30 from Notting Hill London

We start this week’s show with an establishing shot of a large, grey, concrete and glass building. Seven storeys high, each as boring and square as the last. If it wasn’t for the row of green trees planted in the wide pavement out front there wouldn’t be any colour here at all. We move toward the building and note that the ground floor windows are mirrored glass – briefly casting a reflection of our camera crew – as we approach a pair of glass double-doors. Stencilled on the glass, a very...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e5 Andrea

Series 5, Episode 5: Andrea Fereday (29) – Uxbridge We open with our beautiful animation of the United Kingdom – from space... Our cartoonish, top heavy image of Charley appears, floating infront of us, smiling and giggling, then waves for us to follow her ... Turns and dives toward the country at hyper-sonic speed – and we follow - dropping from a low-Earth orbit – heading toward the south, toward London, then veering westward as we hurtle toward the ground ... Reaching ground level in...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS14E01 Adrienne Huntington 42 from Swanage

We open this week’s show, as usual, with an establishing shot of the seafront of a small seaside town. Shops and shoppers, deserted ice-cream stands, a beach filled with yellow sand but virtually no holiday makers, and a very choppy bay stretching out in the distance, with land on one side and a pier on the other. We can hear the unmistakable blustering sound of wind blowing in off the sea ... We’re clearly at a seaside resort in the middle of winter. A big caption appears, filling almost...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess8e18 Sylvia Distin 55 from Chelmsford

We’re cruising along a wide and quiet suburban street. Green lawns stretch back from the pavement to the nice semi-detached homes. There’s a slim woman walking a large dog along the side of the road, and we pan around to look at her as we pass – it’s no-one we know, but we kind of wish we did! Then we’re looking forward again – seeing an intersection infront of us ... Then pulling up, looking out of the side window right at a single story, flat-roofed building. A sign outside reads,...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e8 Patricia

Series 5, Episode 8: Patricia Grant (41) – Dagenham We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit ... The whole of the British Isles in one shot. Then our top-heavy cartoon character version of Charley, our host, appears infront of us ... She points down toward the landmass below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” She giggles, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e13 AnneMarie Silverwood

We open with our beautiful animation of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then fall toward the planet at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit – heading north, toward Scotland ... Reaching ground level in the countryside in seconds. From here we race north, approaching cartoon St Andrew’s flags indicating that we are entering Scotland. High speed overland, fading through to live action as we enter the outer suburbs of a city ... Then through the streets...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e6 Maria

Series 5, Episode 6: Maria Sinclair (55) We open with an image of the United Kingdom – from high, high up ... The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us ... She points down toward the country below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” She giggles, then turns and dives toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping to sea...

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