The United Kingdom Of Zoo (A Fake BBC Documentary Series)S11, E07: Kylie Gallagher (27), From Weston-Super-Mare free porn video

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We start this week’s show with an establishing shot of a strip of old white buildings. Shop downstairs, accommodation upstairs. They are separated from the road by a pave wide enough to accommodate off street parking infront of the shopfronts, most of which is occupied by Volkswagon and Peugeot house-wife runabout cars...

We focus on one store in particular – marked “OASIS beauty therapy” – looking in through the window to see a middle-aged woman being given a facial mask by a young, apparently chatty beautician.

Then we look up the street to see our host approaching, hefty American bulldog by her side. It’s our pervy prick-teaser, Jenna McCartney – and she’s looking at her slutty best, approaching with the kind of relaxed walk that only an attractive American woman who doesn’t give a fuck can manage. Her long blonde hair blows gently in the light breeze, never quite managing to look loose or out of control. Her fake boobs do their best to escape the top of a leather-look mini-dress.

As she gets close enough for us to see her face clearly, she begins her introduction, picked up expertly by our skilled sound crew – “Hello, and welcome to another episode of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’ ... I’m Jenna McCartney, and this is Cooper ... And we’re here together in Weston-Super-Mare to meet a lady who understands that a handsome beast deserves a beautiful lady when it’s time to FUCK...” She oversells the word ‘fuck’, as if it has any shock value on a show about bestiality.

We cut to inside the beautician shop, taking another look at a middle-aged woman in the chair, her face hidden by pink goo ... And then focusing on the woman behind her, smearing the goo across her flesh, carefully avoiding her hairline. The beautician is younger, much prettier, with a girly rather than sexy vibe. She looks fun, permanently on the edge of laughter ... Her blouse tight enough to confirm that she’s very slim, borderline skinny ... Her dark hair is combed back from a decidedly pretty face, with big eyes and a little pointy nose. She’s wearing just enough make-up for it to be noticeable, not enough for it to be slutty.

We cut to her, away from her customer, introducing herself direct to camera – she’s full of smiles and energy, speaking in a confident – positively perky – manner. “Hellooooo ... I’m Kylie Gallagher, I’m 27, from Weston-Super-Mare, and I can’t wait to ‘ave sex with a lovely doggy!”

Then we’re back to watching Kylie applying that facemask to the middle-aged woman. As our guest talks, her client does her best to remain neutral, as if this is just a normal treatment – trying to ignore what her beautician is discussing on camera, but looking somewhat excited by it all the same.

“So, can you tell us why we are here today?” Asks Jenna, playing at being a serious interviewer.

Kylie smirks before answering, a smirk that suggests it’s a stupid question. “So I can have sex with your doggy!”

“No – no...” Jenna corrects, “I mean why do you want to have sex with my doggy?”

Kylie nods, “OOoohhh ... Right...” She pauses. Her client raising her eyes to look at her as she answers. “I dunno really ... It’s something I’ve thought of when the show is on ... I think it’s very dirty ... Perverted, like ... But it’s very, very exciting.”

The client lets out a little, “Uh-hu” as if she’s agreeing – then Kylie continues, “My friends joke about it all the time ... We bet each other about who would go on your show ... When we’re down the pub, we look at different women and try to guess who would and who wouldn’t ... Then we try to guess which of us would and wouldn’t ... I thought to myself, I’d love to do it, but only if it was on this show – I wouldn’t want to do it with just a boyfriend and his dog, in private – I’d want the world to see it, or what’s the point, right?” She’s asking the question for real – really wondering why anyone would have sex with a dog if there wasn’t a tv crew there to watch...

She continues, “But I didn’t want to come on the show because then everyone would know I was a filthy slut ... And that started to hurt my head ... I want to do it on the show so everyone can see, but don’t want to be seen...” She’s speaking faster and faster, almost to herself... “So finally, I thought, just do it, let everyone see ... And here I am...” And she smiles to dumbest, but cutest, smile you can imagine – and down below her, below a facemask, her client smiles too – as if she agrees with everything that’s been said.

We cut to a shot of Jenna crouching behind her powerful bulldog, her knees spread wide, thighs open, showing off the gusset of her panties. She’s stroking her dog, keeping him pointed toward our camera – and he’s panting away, confident he’s about to get some action.

Jenna says, “So, you want to have sex with my doggy on tv, because you want to show the world you are a slut?”

Kylie applies a little more facemask to her client as she thinks, then smiles and nods her head as she confirms, “Yeah ... That’s about all there is to it!”

Back to our host, flashing her dirty smile and saying, “Then I suppose it’s time for you to show the world you are a slut!”

Kylie steps away from her client and begins to unbutton her blouse – looking back and down at the client to advise that, “You need to leave the mask on for another 20 minutes ... That should give me time to do this...” – then smiling to herself as she walks away from her client. The client trying hard not to smirk behind that mask.

Kylie walks around infront of the chair, removing the blouse and showing off her tight young body ... She’s as slim as she looked with the blouse on – ribs sticking out, small tits in a tight green bra. Not too slim though.

We cut to another shot – a minute later – with Kylie now stripped naked and the dog circling her feet, looking up at her – sniffing at her waxed and bare pussy, trying to lick it - but she’s keeping her slim thighs together and has her hands down to block him. Her boobs are small but perky, her nipples erect.

She looks up at us, a look on her face that says she’s keen to please – and asks, “Right ... Where do you want me?”

We figure that we can do anything we want with this youngster, so Jenna does... “I want you to get down on the floor, stick your ass in the air, spread your butt-cheeks wide ... And show everyone your asshole...”

And she does. Carefully getting down to the floor of the salon, one leg at a time. Careful not to bash her knees on the lino. Then bending forward, sticking her little bum out toward one of our cameras. Leaning forward and reaching back to take a cheek of her arse in each hand – and spreading them wide to give us a front-row view of her arsehole. It’s young and tight-looking, with none of the tell-tale signs of too much anal sex that some of our guests have.

“That looks too good to resist...” Notes Jenna. “Ok, girl, get ready...”

She releases Cooper, “Go get her...”, and he scrabbles over the polished lino floor toward the younger lady ... Rising up as soon as he gets to her, front paws on her back, then around her - mounting her immediately. As he pulls up against her she quickly moves a hand from her butt-cheek, to between her thighs, covering her pussy, with her fingers up over her tender little arsehole ... Yelping, “Not yet ... Not yet...”

Cooper grabs her around the hips and tries to pump at her, hitting her hand a few times with the tip of his barely-there cock, before abandoning the attempt and leaping off her again ... Moving around and sniffing at her, excitedly trying to get at her pussy, hurrying around her looking for her face ... Anything that can make him feel good ... Sniffing and considering the best angle to get at her from...

She stays in position, one hand protective her privates, the other reaching out to fend the dog off and buy herself some time as she prepares for action...

The dog’s frustration begins to grow, and he whines a little as our young guest folds her arm under her head, burying her face inside her elbow, and calls, “Okay,” – her voice muffled by her forearm, “Ready when you are...” - and then takes her other hand away from her pussy, leaving the Bulldog a beautiful little cunt for a target...

As the dog moves back into position, we hear Jenna comment that, “You have a pretty little pussy...” and catch Kylie’s muffled “Thankyou” in reply...

Then we watch as the lovable beast moves around her, behind her, his black nose glistening as he snorts at her arsecrack, then dropping down between her thighs to sniff at her pussy ... We’re in a wide-shot, but we can tell when his nose makes contact with her cunt-lips because she jerks a few inches forward and squeals, “Ooohh – cold!”, and then a lick making her let out another moan, deeper and longer this time...

She turns her head away from her arm a little so we can see her face – reacting to a playful sniff and licks rather than the painful penetration she was bracing herself for. Giving us a smile – which turns to an open-mouthed exclamation of surprise and delight as the solid beast continues to lick at her honey.

We occasionally catch sight of her client, watching from beside the action – the facemask hiding her identity, so we can show her reactions without worrying about being sued. She certainly seems to be enjoying the show from her front row seat.

Kylie keeps her head up for a few seconds as the dog licks her, letting us see the complete pleasure on her face – her mouth still open, her eyes closed lightly, her breathing speeding up, a little, “Hhhhhhhhuuuuuaaaarrrr!” slipping slowly from her mouth.

She doesn’t get much time to revel in the joy of that big tongue, because he suddenly stops and pushes forward against her, pushing his wide, hairy body up and over her little arse and wrapping his front legs around her slim frame – his canine bulk weighing heavy on her body, short hair against her back, his belly tight to the curve of her rear end, his jaw resting between her shoulder blades. “Oooohhhhhhh!”

At the same time we hear Jenna, off camera, saying, “Yeeaaaaahhhhh!” – clearly enjoying the moment.

And then he’s pumping his young bitch – stabbing at her pussy with his rapidly hardening cock ... With her sounding mildly panicked, but still smiling, “Aaahhhhhh!” – then dropping her face back into the crook of her elbow, hiding herself from us.

He shuffles his feet and we cut to a low angle – looking up at her pussy ... Watching as the tip of his cock, looking a little pointed, jags toward her pussy lips ... Watching as it bangs against them, and he continues to shuffle forward toward her, looking for the right angle. Our young guest squealing, “Ohh God ... Oh God!!”, understanding that this is really about to happen.

And then it does ... His cock right into her cunt ... Sliding in hard and fast – causing her to yelp in surprise ... And then he’s away like a sprinter – pummelling her rear end with his wide and heavy body. And she’s making noises that sound half-way between a cry and a laugh... “OOhh-uhuhuhuhhhhaaa-aaaa!”

We cut to a wide angle – watching as that speedy thrusting action continues – the mean, muscular dog on the slight beautician, his paws around her slim middle, his chest on her back, his head between her shoulders...

As he pounds at her, she keeps her head down, and continues to sound like a woman who doesn’t know if this is fun or not.

We cut to a shot of her client, still wearing that face-mask, identity hidden, watching on with wide eyes and a definite smile.

From off camera, Jenna asks her, “Are you enjoying the show?” Adding, “This little slut being fucked by my doggy?”

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We fade in on high street – plenty of people around, obviously not during the Coronavirus lockdown. The camera swings around to face a bank, then moves in through the doors – past a member of staff on the front desk who waves at whoever is holding the camera (clearly knowing them) ... The camera moves past a line of customers and up to one of the cash windows ... The clerk behind the window looks up... She’s middle-aged, with a tired, almost ‘loose’ looking face – one of those big mouths...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e20 Tina

We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a built-up inner-city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking at a crowded sandy beach – kids building sandcastles, parents sunbathing ... Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing over a river – tourists leaning over the sides, taking pictures... Now we’re looking at a sandy beach on a perfect summer’s day – small waves rolling...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e7 Siobhan

Series 4, Episode 7: SIOBHAN We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a grim street of residential blocks – skinny kids running around as exhausted looking single mothers carry the shopping home ... Then we’re looking down at a crowded street market – barrows selling everything from fresh fruit and veg, to handmade jewelry and knock-off designer handbags. Now we’re in the middle of a busy food-court - restaurants...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e1 Sammy Murty

We open with an image of the United Kingdom – from high, high up ... The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us like a perverted version of Supergirl ... She smiles at us, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping to sea level over the Severn Estuary, between Wales (with a cartoonish huge flag waving on the coast, and the south-west coast of England, with...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e10 Alison Latham

Series 5, Episode 10: Alison Latham (47) – Wolverhampton We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit ... The whole country in one shot. Then our very cartoonish, top heavy and slutty caricature of Charley appears infront of us ... She points down toward the UK below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” Then she waves for us to follow her, turns and skydives toward the country below at...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e7 Effat Hassan 41

Footage through a car window, looking out at a twilight sky and a virtually empty motorway ahead ... There’s a car in the distance ahead of us, an occasional car or truck coming the other way, passing us at speed, nothing like you’d expect from a busy rush hour motorway. Then we’re looking down at the driver from a high angle, corner mounted GoPro. The driver, as you’d expect, is the cleavage heavy, filthy looking pornstar-esque Charley Ozvik, the face of the British bestiality business, and...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e3 Rebecca

“The United Kingdom of Zoo” Series 5, Episode 3: Rebecca We open with a shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us like a twisted version of the old “Bewitched’ tv titles ... She smiles at us, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit to sea level over the English Channel, off the south coast, in...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e7 Asha

Series 5, Episode 7: Asha Goyal We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit ... The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our host, Charley, appears infront of us ... She points down toward the UK below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” She giggles, then turns and dives toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess10e01 Anita Vernon 25 from Bury

As part of our commitment to social distancing and the safety of our great nation, this season of the “United Kingdom of Zoo” has been filmed almost entirely with remote cameras. We wish to thank the many lovely ladies who have travelled to see us at our Manchester studios, and hope they all enjoyed fulfilling their fantasies as much as we enjoyed watching... We fade in on a dark set. A spotlight illuminates a single bed – steel-frame, mattress, no bedclothes or pillows. We had a scour a...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess3e10 Stacy 44 hairdresser from London

Series 3, Episode 10: Stacy On one side of the street a row of pre-War three-story buildings – shopfront downstairs, residential apartment/flats above. On the other side of the street, modern four/five level office buildings, and an old train station with a sign outside that reads, “Welcome to Enfield Chase”. We’re in North London to meet our next subject, and she’s a subject who’s worth meeting. Back to those shopfronts – one in particular – Hair By Hottinger. A modest hair and beauty...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e11 Janine Saunders 18

Series 6, Episode 11 – Janine Saunders (18), from Birmingham We fade in on a nice townhouse in a nice neighbourhood – then we cut to inside the house and see our hostess – Charley – sitting at her desk, a large computer editing suite laid out infront of her (big computer, multiple screens, etc.) She appears to be editing an episode of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’ as we watch, although there’s nothing sexual on screen at the moment, just a young couple walking a large Alsatian. Charley turns...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e2 Victoria Bravia 20

We open with our beautiful animated shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Then our cartoon, top heavy tattooed version of Charley appears, floating in the sky with us, winking and smiling - then waving for us to follow her as she turns and falls toward the country at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit toward the northern part of England, all the way down to a large old city of Sheffield right in the middle, in just a few seconds. Our animated Charley leads us all the...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess9e16 Sienna Triosi 24 married showoff

Series 9, Episode 16: Sienna Triosi (24), from Ipswich We open with a shot of a very boring, street two-up two-down terraced houses. Small paved front yards provide off street parking for a couple of small cars each. And then, walking up the street toward us – the chunky figure of our favourite Cockney wideboy, Dennis, and beside him the sleek, narrow figure of his mean looking, hard-loving, but ultimately very well-behaved Doberman, Casanova. We track backwards as he walks – keeping him...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS12E19 Emma Withe 54 from Oakham

We fade in in the middle of a quiet street, in the low-rise central area of a small midlands town, with one and two story buildings around us. To one side, a long flat warehouse/factory type unit, stocking and fitting tyres for local drivers, to the other, the town’s train station. Looking like a traditional old station, but rebuilt fairly recently. There’s a small car park between us and the station, and it’s almost full. We watch as a car drives down the road toward us, then turns into the...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e13 Colette

Series 4, Episode 13: COLETTE We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway ... And then we’re looking at something new... This time our drone camera is floating over a road in a nice suburb on a beautiful sunny day. High stone/brick walls separate nice houses from the pavement. Not too many cars driving by. We’re following a middle-aged woman as she jogs ... Well, it’s more of a...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e4 Melina

We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a build-up inner city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing over a river – tourists leaning over the sides, taking pictures ... And finally we’re floating over the dull terraced houses and occasional grim tower-block of a northern English city. Over allotments, over a slow-moving river, dropping down toward a...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess8e16 Lily Parkinson 32

Series 8, Episode 16: Lily Parkinson (32), from Chester We pan over a couple of large wooden animal shapes – a rhino and a giraffe - open on a large sign that reads “Chester Zoo”, then pan down to the main gates, watching as an excited family enters the facility. A mini-montage shows us some of the animals – large lizards, chimpanzees, elephants, lions, and finally a pair of dingos ... Pausing on the final animals as one suddenly mounts the other and starts fucking her ... We cut to a...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS13E17 Eva Ahn 33 from Motherwell

We start this week’s show with an establishing shot of a bright and classy business park – 2 and 3 level buildings with red and white facias, large black windows, small car parks... The car parks are mostly empty as we pan from one building to the next, and we realize that the sun is dropping in the background – it’s an evening shoot, and all of the workers have gone home for the day... We end our pan looking at the one building with cars/vans in the carpark. And then our host steps into...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS12 E20 Eva Straskova 30 from Notting Hill London

We start this week’s show with an establishing shot of a large, grey, concrete and glass building. Seven storeys high, each as boring and square as the last. If it wasn’t for the row of green trees planted in the wide pavement out front there wouldn’t be any colour here at all. We move toward the building and note that the ground floor windows are mirrored glass – briefly casting a reflection of our camera crew – as we approach a pair of glass double-doors. Stencilled on the glass, a very...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e5 Andrea

Series 5, Episode 5: Andrea Fereday (29) – Uxbridge We open with our beautiful animation of the United Kingdom – from space... Our cartoonish, top heavy image of Charley appears, floating infront of us, smiling and giggling, then waves for us to follow her ... Turns and dives toward the country at hyper-sonic speed – and we follow - dropping from a low-Earth orbit – heading toward the south, toward London, then veering westward as we hurtle toward the ground ... Reaching ground level in...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS14E01 Adrienne Huntington 42 from Swanage

We open this week’s show, as usual, with an establishing shot of the seafront of a small seaside town. Shops and shoppers, deserted ice-cream stands, a beach filled with yellow sand but virtually no holiday makers, and a very choppy bay stretching out in the distance, with land on one side and a pier on the other. We can hear the unmistakable blustering sound of wind blowing in off the sea ... We’re clearly at a seaside resort in the middle of winter. A big caption appears, filling almost...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess8e18 Sylvia Distin 55 from Chelmsford

We’re cruising along a wide and quiet suburban street. Green lawns stretch back from the pavement to the nice semi-detached homes. There’s a slim woman walking a large dog along the side of the road, and we pan around to look at her as we pass – it’s no-one we know, but we kind of wish we did! Then we’re looking forward again – seeing an intersection infront of us ... Then pulling up, looking out of the side window right at a single story, flat-roofed building. A sign outside reads,...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e8 Patricia

Series 5, Episode 8: Patricia Grant (41) – Dagenham We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit ... The whole of the British Isles in one shot. Then our top-heavy cartoon character version of Charley, our host, appears infront of us ... She points down toward the landmass below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” She giggles, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e13 AnneMarie Silverwood

We open with our beautiful animation of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then fall toward the planet at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit – heading north, toward Scotland ... Reaching ground level in the countryside in seconds. From here we race north, approaching cartoon St Andrew’s flags indicating that we are entering Scotland. High speed overland, fading through to live action as we enter the outer suburbs of a city ... Then through the streets...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e6 Maria

Series 5, Episode 6: Maria Sinclair (55) We open with an image of the United Kingdom – from high, high up ... The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us ... She points down toward the country below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” She giggles, then turns and dives toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping to sea...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess8e6 Simone Butt 27 pig lover

Series 8, Episode 6: Simone Butt (27), from Bristol We open with an establishing shot of an impressive, modern brick and glass façade of a six-story office block on a busy street. Very clean, under a clear blue sky. We can see a figure approaching along the pavement, a slim lady with blonde hair. She’s wearing ripped blue jeans and a tight t-shirt, and her nice round boobs bounce on every step. It’s our Polish princess, Petra – and this week there’s no sign of her lovely Labrador. She...

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