The United Kingdom Of Zoo (A Fake BBC Documentary Series)s7e11: Emma McKeown (31) free porn video
Series 7, Episode 12: Emma McKeown (31), from Yeadon, with Casanova.
We fade in on the exterior of an unimpressive, little hotel/motel complex. A purple sign on the wall reads “Premier Inn”. It’s a collection of two-level buildings, with sloping roofs and dormer windows. Neat and tidy, but nothing to get excited by.
A car turns into the car park and pulls into a space near the entrance to reception.
The occupant gets out – a curvy young blonde ... Skintight leggings and a little t-shirt showing off her chunky thighs and wide hips, big arse, big boobs, but a tight little waistline. She’s what the kids would call “thicc”.
As she locks the car door she glances over toward our camera and fails to hide her smile. Then heads over toward the building, chest forward and hips swaying. Teetering a little on stack-soled stiletto-heeled shoes that could induce vertigo in a lesser woman. Clicking little footsteps, high heels on concrete. Either she’s very happy to be here, or she thinks she’s pretty special.
In reception, a broad smiling receptionist looks right into camera and gets a quick, free, promotion in for the location. “Welcome to the Leeds Premier Inn Airport Hotel ... You’re in the Conference Suite...” She points away to the side of the reception desk.
We cut to a rear shot of the blonde as our guest heads down along the corridor, our camera unable to focus on anything but her big arse – big, but not fat – almost mesmerizing as the buttocks bounce around.
We cut to the conference room – it’s been almost cleared of furniture, everything pushed to the sides of the room, up against walls – leaving a large blank, industrial grade carpet covered floor. There’s a single office chair in the middle of the floor, illuminated by a single harsh spotlight.
There’s a brief pause, then the sound of footsteps clicking in the darkness – getting louder and then our blonde guest appears from the side of the screen.
She is already stripped down to her underwear – in this case, an Indy High Apex Underwired Bra and Panty set from Agent Provocateur – in black, although panels are almost invisible, allowing us to see that she has large brown nipples and a clean shaven pussy. She bought them especially for our show. She’s still on those insane heels.
Stripped down to lingerie we can now see exactly how she’s built ... A big girl, but certainly not morbidly fat, but with wide hips and chunky thighs, and a big round, well-cushioned backside – and she has the boobs to match, big and round (trapped in that classy black satin bra), but her waste is narrow, giving her a real hour-glass look.
She sets herself down on the chair, knees together, and flashes a smile for the camera.
“I’m Emma McKeown, I’m 31 years old, and I’m from Yeadon in Yorkshire ... And I’m here today, to have sex with a dog!” The look on her face at the end of her statement suggests that she can’t really believe she’s here.
As she introduces herself, we cut to a close-up of her face and shoulders. We get a good look at her – a pretty face, with bright red lipstick really making her lips pop against pale skin, her bleach blonde hair has just a hint of black at the roots, and her blue eyes are made to look bigger by the thick glasses she’s wearing.
Throughout her interview clips we cut between a few different camera angles – the close-ups of her face, a longer wide angle shot, and occasional intercut shots of her body as the camera investigates her – lingering on her generous cleavage, her thighs, tribal-style tattoos...
“I’m not here for me...” She tells us. “I’m here for my partner, James ... He doesn’t know I’m doing this – so he won’t know anything about it until right now!” She looks right into camera – straight out at the viewers, but only caring about one – “Hi James ... It’s me ... I’m doing this just for you!!” She laughs.
She continues, answering a question asked off camera, “Well ... It doesn’t really turn me on, but he watches the show every week – so I sometimes watch it with him ... And sometimes, I have to admit, it gives me a bit of a warm feeling...”
Another change of angle, “He’s never asked me to do it ... I’m doing it because I want to. For him.” She smiles again. “THAT turns me on ... The idea of making HIS dreams come true...”
We cut to a quick tracking shot down from her hip, giving fast readers the chance to read an Eleanor Roosevelt quote “THE FUTURE BELONGS TO THOSE WHO BELIEVE IN THE BEAUTY OF THEIR DREAMS”.
“I know he wants to see me do it ... He wants ME to want to do it ... Aaaaand ... I don’t know if that means I want to do it or not, but I want him to see me doing it.” She pauses, wondering if she’s repeating herself, then smiles again.
We cut to the corridor outside the room – another rear shot, following a man and a dog as they walk down the hall. In the previous shot it was Emma’s big behind that was mesmerizing – this time, it’s either the large sweat patches under the owner’s arms, or the dog’s bollocks, jiggling between his hindlegs, that draws our eyes. It’s the unmistakable double act – Doberman and fatman...
As they walk, we hear the man beginning to shout, his voice gruff and with a strong cockney accent, “Ladies and gentlemen...”
We can be pretty sure he’s got the attention of everyone in the hotel – because it’s not a big place, and he’s not a quiet man... “Please put your hands together and spread your thighs apart ... Introducin’, the ‘ound of ‘ell, the beast from the east end...”
Back in the Conference Suite, before he’s even entered the room, we can hear his voice loud and clear... “He’s a lover not a fighter ... A licker not a biter ... He’s a rock ‘ard, go ‘ard, take you in the back yard, mean muvva-fucker ... All the way from East ‘am ... I give you...”
The doors open and Dennis enters with the Doberman at his heel ... Dropping his voice down low, under-selling the moment - “Casanova the Fird.”
Emma reacts with a little clap of her hands and a huge smile... “Oh yes!”
We cut to an interview clip, recorded later, possibly post-fuck, “I’ve never been a dog-fan ... But I’ve always liked Dobermans ... Dobermen?” She giggles. “There’s something sleek and sexy about them ... I mean, I came here today to have sex with a dog, and I thought I might enjoy it a bit, but I wasn’t excited about it – not really ... Not looking forward to it ... Until I saw Casanova!”
“Lucky man...” Notes Dennis. “I hope he knows he’s got a special lady here...”
We cut to a moment later, Emma, now back on her feet ... Being careful not to slip on the smooth floor as the dog moves around next to her – at her feet, against her legs, back and forth – looking like he’s keen to get started, his tail wagging, almost a smile on his face.
Emma looks from the dog, to Dennis, to the camera, not sure who to address. “He seems keen...” She chuckles a little nervously.
We cut to our curvy guest reaching behind her back and unhooking her large bra, letting it fall away and exposing her big boobs, which sag down a couple of inches as they take their own weight. She drops the bra and brings her hands up to the boobs, fingertips covering/touching the large, dark, areola, playing with them a little, looking up into camera with a little smile as she tells us, “James says they look like beef burgers, which is a little unflattering!” We can’t help but think that James has nailed the description.
Dennis steps in closer as his dog continues to sniff around at Emma’s pussy and arse, twisting around her. He reaches out casually toward Emma’s boob, asking “Do you mind?” and getting a nod from his guest before he takes hold and squeezes one of them, before moving his fingers to one of the nipples, running the tips over the areola, then to the nipple itself which she gives a friendly little pinch. Just tested the merchandise. Emma recoils a little, not so much from being touched as from Dennis’s somewhat pungent odour – driving all the way from London to Leeds with a Doberman in the backseat isn’t the best thing for a fat man in his fifties...
Then he’s out of the way again and Emma is peeling her briefs off, slipping them down her thick thighs, and stepping out of them. Dennis suggests she let us see what Casanova has to work with and Emma turns away from the camera and bends forward, sticking her arse out toward us. With her big round arse-cheeks in the foreground thinning to her narrow waste at the top of the frame, and her chunky thighs, thinning to her regular sized knees at the bottom of the frame – it looks like a forced perspective shot!
“Can I slap it?” Dennis checks again. We don’t hear Emma’s reply, but we can assume it’s positive because the big man delivers a sharp little slap to the wide load with his pudgy hand ... Watching it wobble a little, but not much. “Nice and firm ... That’s good...” He confirms. Then she slaps it again, but this time grabs with his finger-tips, holding firm, giving the cheek a good squeeze. “Yeah ... Lovely big arse ... A nice size ... I’m sure Cas is gonna love POUNDIN’ up against this...” Emphasis his.
This time we DO hear Emma’s reaction ... A distinct, “OOoooohhh!” A clear suggestion that she likes the sound of a good pounding.
Down below them, the Doberman is skipping about and already rearing up to try and get at the large rear end...
Dennis reacts to the dog’s level of excitement, “I think he wants to get started right away...” He smiles as he eases his boy back away from our ‘thicc’ guest. “How do you want it? On the floor here ... Or would you like to go back to a room and have it comfortable on a bed... ?”
Emma looks like she’s weighing up her options. “I don’t know ... It seems sleezy either way, which is good...” She thinks for a second, then answers with a wry smile, “Actually, I think James would want to see me right here on the floor, with my big arse up in the air ... Just waiting to be used...”
Dennis smirks and chuckles a little, “I hope James knows what a lucky boy he is!”
Emma looks dead into camera, right out at her single viewer – “I hope he does too...”
We cut to a minute later, Emma getting down onto the floor with Casanova skipping and bouncing around her. Every time he knees get close to the floor, the dog tries to mount her – and she gets up again, laughing. She jokes, “Patience dear...”
She shuffles around on those stacked soles, turning her back on him, bending forward and pushing the dog away – which he takes for foreplay, and chases around trying to get behind her even more than before. He’s clearly smiling – his tail up in the air.
She pushes him away one more time, dropping down onto her knees, and then, with a smile still on her face, leaning forward onto her hands, then with Casanova already behind her, dropping to her elbows and forearms.
She keeps her head up, facing forward, toward one of our cameras – smiling right down the lens with a sense of expectation. Pulling faces – and we can tell that they are all for one man.
Another camera picks up the dog skipping around behind her, digging his nose between her big thighs, snorting at her pussy, snaking his long tongue in there – doing his best to taste that yummy slut honey...
She parts her thighs a little more, shuffling her knees apart, letting him move his snout deeper – his tongue making contact with her pussy lips, and she lets out a long, slow gasp, “MMmmmmm, yessssss...”
Her head back, mouth open, and smiling, eyes closed for a second – then looking back to the camera, and smiling again for the single viewer she cares about.
Casanova continues to lick – hungrily slopping his warm tongue over and between her pussy lips, slicing up from clit to arse, slipping inside – every move, every lick, making her breath harder, gasp louder, and push her arse backwards, further exposing her wet pussy to the beast.
Our camera moves around to take a side-angle of the action – looking at Emma’s big boobs hanging down to the floor, her round arse in the air, legs shaking slightly – the dog behind her is in a similar position, his back end in the air, hindlegs straight, front legs stretched out, chest to the floor, head back and up between her big thighs ... Thighs so thick that we can’t actually see the dog’s head from this angle.
Emma’s head is back, flicking blonde hair from her face, almost flicking her glasses off – reaching up quickly with one hand to right them, smiling the whole time, and moaning... “Aaahhhhhh ... That’s good ... Good boy...”
Dennis leans in to ask Emma, “Do you want him to fuck you now?”
Emma smiles at her, then lets her arms slide forward, her big chest pressing down on the floor, arching her back so far it looks like it might break as her lower spine goes almost vertical, her arse standing high and proud... “Give it to me...”
Dennis smirks, “Ooooh, an ‘appy girl ... I think you want to do this more than you’re willing to admit ... Eh?”
His guest’s face is flat against the floor, but we can still see her expression – suggesting that Dennis may be correct.
Our host pushes his boyaway – playfully dropping forward to play with him, pushing him away, then patting Emma’s big behind... “Come on ... This is for you...” He pushes the dog away again, and he recoils, then moves forward toward Emma, rearing up and mounting her, his front legs around her wide hips, paws on the front of her thighs, his belly wrapping over her arse, his sheath up behind her pussy.
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