The United Kingdom Of Zoo (A Fake BBC Documentary Series)s10e04: Dawn McCall (34), From Manchester, And Her Wife, Cath Dudley (32). free porn video

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We fade in on our ‘bedroom’ set. All in darkness, then turn on the spotlights, highlighting the rusty, ugly old bedstead, and dirty mattress. It’s a sleezy scene, a bed that no self-respecting woman would lie down on ... And she comes now...

We hear footsteps approaching – multiple footsteps, and two women walk into frame. One is a little heavyset, wearing jogging pants that should be baggy but stretch over her large frame, and a t-shirt that hugs her round belly and big boobs - frankly we’re not disappointed that she’s covered up. Next to her, in a red quarter-cup bra, and bikini-brief panties, is her pale, slim, red-haired partner ... Her small boobs peaking over the cups of the bra, the top part of her pink areolas showing – pale soft belly, slim but still loose against the elastic of her underwear – legs, slim. She walks as if she’s not accustomed to the sexy high-heels she’s wearing.

Her body would rate a 5/10 at best. A little too slim, yet still managing to be soft ... Not offensive, but hardly impressive.

We move to a close-up of her face as she introduces herself. Angular features, a longish nose, the straight red hair barely reaching her shoulders. Rimless spectacles, barely visible in the longshot, sit on the bridge of her nose and highlight her eyes – which are the most attractive part of her, sparkling with life. When she speaks, she has the kind of lips that go all over the place, showing off her snaggly teeth, which are clean but uneven.

She’s a 4/10 at best. If you passed her in the street you wouldn’t even notice her.

She speaks with a friendly but strong Mancunian accent. “I’m Dawn McCall ... I’m 34 ... And I’m a Field Service Engineer with [bleeeeeeeep]” (her employers contacted us immediately after filming, asking us not to reveal their corporate identity). She continues, “And I’ve come here because she...” She points off-camera to the large girl, and we cut to see her round face, smiling, a look of hope of her face – then back to Dawn, “ ... is obsessed with this stuff.”

“What do you mean by ‘this stuff’?” Asks Ozvik from behind the camera.

Dawn signs, with a little smile, “Bestiality. Dogsex. She loves to think about us having sex with a dog. Like a threesome...”

We cut back to the fat friend, who introduces herself in a strangely low-pitched drone. “Hallo ... I’m Cath Dudley ... I’m 32 ... And I work in IT at [bleeeeeeeep] ... And this...”, she indicates Dawn, “Is my sexy wife ... And I can’t wait to see her getting fucked by a big fucking dog!” As she speaks we can see the glint of a tongue piercing.

We cut to a shot of the two of them, sitting side-by-side on the bed. Seeing them like this confirms what an odd couple they are. One small, the other large; one redhead, the other black haired; one prim and proper but in lingerie, the other round and slobby.

It’s our chubby guest, Cath, who does most of the introduction – with Dawn looking at her throughout her monologue.

“I was dating my first girlfriend, she was actually just my friend at the time. I knew I was a lesbian, but I hadn’t told anyone – I didn’t know if she was or not ... But we were at her house, and we were messing around online, looking at stupid stuff, following links, joking around, kind of daring each other ... And I don’t remember who did it, but one of us clicked a link to some dogsex ... And we ended up looking at loads of it ... On the website, you could only watch short videos, and only like 5 or 6 of them in a day, and when we couldn’t look at any others, we just started kissing and feeling each other, and talking about fucking dogs ... And we were suddenly a couple, and I put it down entirely to those dog videos getting us both turned on ... We often watched doggy videos whilst we were together – but never went any further. I know I wanted to, I don’t know about her – I think she probably did ... I still wish we had tried. I tried to show those videos to other girlfriends, but it’s obviously a pretty narrow interest subject ... It takes a really special girl to be into sharing your fantasies...”

She looks back at Dawn, who gives her a positive looking smile.

Dawn takes over... “To be honest, I’ve never thought about bestiality, but when she told me about her fantasies, I just couldn’t help wanting to do it. It was such a disgusting idea ... And ... It just turned me on ... You know, that she thought of me that way. So ... Yeah ... I told her I’d love to go on the show, but only if she came along too.”

Back to Cath. “No one wants to see me in lingerie ... So we agreed to get Dawn on the show, and for me to just, like, join in once things get started!”

We hear Ozvik comment from behind camera, “Lucky dog!” without a hint of irony.

For the record, now we’ve seen Cath up close, as well as in the wide shot, it’s body 2/10, face 2/10! She’s arguably the first woman on the show who the audience wouldn’t want to see naked, being fucked by a dog ... No offense intended – all women deserve to have fun, but some ... Well ... Some we don’t want to watch.

We cut to a shot of a huge brown dog scrabbling into the room, claws slipping and sliding on the polished concrete floor. Long time viewers of the show will recognise him immediately as Cedric, our Kumoan Mastiff – and remember that he’s a beast that packs a real punch. Bred for fighting, but raised for fucking ... His breathing is loud, the clicking and scraping of his claws clear as we watch him cross from door to bed ... Skidding to a halt infront of our guests – who stay on the edge of the bed, looking down, taking each other’s hand as their excitement builds.

“So ... Are you doing this for yourself, or for your wife?” Checks Ozvik.

Dawn smiles, not taking her eyes off the dog, “Oh ... It’s for me ... I want to do it ... But I want her to see it too ... I wouldn’t do it if she wasn’t here...”

Cedric’s head is well above the level of the bed, his chest bashing up against the girl’s knees, and the side of the mattress.

“Get on your front, get your face down to his...” Encouraging Cath ... And Dawn looks up at Ozvik to confirm this is okay – gets the confirmation that it is, and we’re off...

Cath moves to one side, giving Dawn space to move ... And Dawn tries to hide a smile as she swings her legs up onto the bed and transitions from sitting next to her wife, to laying on her belly, facing toward the edge of the mattress so that she is looking forward, right at the dog’s huge mouth...

He starts to flap his big, wet, warm tongue over her face, and because she’s flat on her belly with her arms out toward the dog, there’s nowhere for her to go and no way to pull her face back, so she just has to take them ... He’s moving his body from side to side, his tail wagging, his head next to hers, moving from one side of her head to the other, smearing saliva from his jowls all over her as his big tongue soaks her face ... And when she opens her mouth in shock, or as she laughs, that huge tongue disappears between her lips, almost making her gag.

We can see Cath at the end of the bed, leaning toward the action, an open-mouthed look of approval and amazement on her round face. Then moving, possibly prompted from behind camera ... Shuffling over the bed on her knees, kneeling astride her legs, pinning her so she can’t move away from the dog. Grabbing the side of her red g-string, and pulling it down away from her arse, then slipping a hand up between those slim thighs, and roughly ramming a couple of fingers into her snatch...

Dawn gasps, her mouth opening wide, allowing the dog’s tongue to slide inside again ... Pinned by the woman above her, thrilled by the fingers in her pussy, drenched by the dog’s tongue – and unable to escape any of it ... She’s overpowered, and overawed ... And she’s loving it! Smiling and laughing rather than worrying or crying ... It appears it’s simply too much of a good thing!

Cath pulls her hand out from between Dawn’s thighs, shifts her weight to the side, flopping onto one hip and thigh. Licking her fingers, sucking them individually, as if she’s just finished a pack of Doritos...

Dawn takes the opportunity to roll away from the dog and catch her breath, and he comes after her – still trying to lick at her face ... Her holding him off and laughing, “Oh my ... You are a keen boy, aren’t you?” She says, making sure she keeps her out of reach of his hungry tongue this time.

“I don’t blame him – you’re so lickable!” Comments Cath.

Dawn raises herself a little toward her (human) lover, offering her dog saliva-soaked lips for a kiss ... And Cath leans forward to give her one – fat lips part and pressing onto the thin girl’s mouth, almost eating her mouth up, slurping the saliva and dog-flavour off her face ... Running her lips and tongue over her nose and cheeks, making sure she gets it all ... Then pulling back and giving her girl and admiring look. “Get back to that big boy...”

Dawn turns back to Cedric and looks down at him as she kneels upright and reaches behind her back to unhook that little red bra, exposing two small, almost non-existent breasts, and a pair of very hard little pink nipples ... Throwing the bra away to her partner and giving the beast a clicking, lip smacking air kiss of encouragement whilst slapping the top of the mattress, encouraging him to jump up.

The big dog takes the invitation, jumping up onto the bed with her, stumbling down toward Cath (who instinctively raises her hands in defence), then turning away from her and pushing up alongside Dawn ... Who continues to roll away from him, coming up against the head of the bedframe with her skinny arse in the air ... Cedric moves behind her and starts trying to mount her immediately – but she pushes herself up against the bedstead so he can’t get his front legs around her...

We hear Cath, just out of shot, saying, “Ohh yessss!” – but focus on Dawn wincing, but also giggling, as his paws scrape her backside and thighs... “Wait ... Wait...” She says in a hurry, trying to push him away but being slowly overpowered... “WAIT!” She calls, pushing him away, no longer giggling.

She’s trying to straighten up, but the huge beast is still trying to mount her – his paws on her shoulders weighing her down. She fights on, shrugging and pushing him off, getting more scratches on the sides of her pale thighs.

This is as close to a dog-rape as we’ve ever had on the show – but Ozvik stays behind the camera, letting the scene continue – and it’s notable that Cath does nothing to defend her girl either. We don’t say anything on the show, but every girl is told before shooting starts that if they get into trouble and want to stop, they should call for “HELP!” – the simplest ‘safe’ word we could think of.

“Come on, girl...” Encourages Cath. It’s not clear whether she’s encouraging Dawn to fight, or to give-in...

Dawn struggles back to the middle of the bed, trying to keep things on her terms – the dog dancing around from behind her to beside her, then turning and heading around behind ... She falls forward onto her elbows, then reaches back with one hand, placing her fingers in the crack of her arse, over her arsehole – pushing the side of her face down against the stained mattress... “Go on then... !”

The words are barely out of her mouth before the huge fighting dog has moved around behind her and stepped over her back, bending his legs and angling his rear down toward her – pumping his hips awkwardly, stabling at her with his groin ... The tip of his cock on show, slapping the outside of one thigh and against her backside, as he gets his angles wrong...

He adjusts his angle of approach, bends his legs a little more, and gives it another try ... This time the erect tip of his cock bashes up against her bum, and hits her fingers ... Lucky for her she put them back there!

We can see the frustration on her face – she wants this ... But she’s scared of it ... But she really wants it... “Come onnnnn...” She moans. “Come oooooonnnnn ... Show me ... Give it me!!”

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We start this week’s show with an establishing shot of a very wide street in a sleepy English town. On the far side of the street - brown brick buildings, a clocktower, a pub, and a line of two-story shops (shopfront downstairs, shopkeeper’s residence above), everything with steep tiled roofs. We see a familiar figure walking along infront of these shops, somehow managing to walk smoothly on stack-heeled stripper shoes, her almost skin-tight black PVC ‘business suit’ pushing her fake boobs...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess9e8 Brandy Gardner 44 black widow

Series 9, Episode 8: Brandy Gardner (44), from Wolverhampton We pan around a gritty, pebble strewn road, taking in a commercial storage facility on one side of us, an electrical sub-station infront of us, and then coming to rest on a large building supply business. It’s one of those ‘trade only’ places that the regular DIY guy wouldn’t even know exists. And then the less-than-attractive, but very popular, ‘figure’ of our host steps infront of the big warehouse. All the way from the east end...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS13E01 Christina Bruce 42 from Belfast

With series 12 completed, we roll straight through into series 13 - the same hosts, doing the same things all over again ... Aren’t we getting bored of this yet? Well, it appears not ... So... We start this week’s show with establishing shots of quiet suburban streets – semi-detached homes, very middle class and safe... And then, stepping into frame from the side, moving from behind the camera to infront - this week’s host ... Still the nation’s least likely sex symbol – short, fat,...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess11e18 Cheryl Atkins 57 from Watford

Once again, we start the show with an establishing shot, taken on location in our guest’s home city ... This week it’s a large orange/brown brick structure – a council administration building. Concrete steps lead up to oversized wooden double doors, large windows look down from the upper floor. To one side the building continues in a similar design, to the other side a modern building with much more glass and steel. This is Watford Town Hall, and beside it the modern ‘Colosseum’...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e16 Ava Marvaux 22

from Tottenham, London. We fade in on our hostess, Charley. She’s skirting that territory between sexy and strange. With her heavily botoxed face, obviously fake bolt-on boobs, and all those tattoos on her chest, her legs, her arms ... All wrapped up in too-small clothes, showing off as much flesh as possible – mini-skirt, sleeveless low-cut top. She’s strange, but she’s ours... We’re on a wide grey street, black fences on either side, nothing beyond them on one side, a blue storage...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e19 Belinda

Series 4, Episode 19: Belinda We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway ... And then we’re looking at something new... We’re in an unimpressive residential area. Lots of orange/brown two story terraced houses that probably looked very modern and sharp in the early 80s, but now just look boring. An occasional resident walks along the street alone, a couple of cars pass by –...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e19 Sadie Fernandez 45

Series 6, Episode 18: Sadie Gonzalez (45) from Motherwell We fade in on a drone shot – flying over the middle of a small town ... Not too pretty, low rise, tightly packed ... Then panning around over a large, craggy area of parkland, before coming to rest on a large old-school factory. We hover over the factory for a moment, then cut to... Outside the factory ... Ground level. Our hostess – in a low cut top that shows off her fake boobs and chest covering ‘DOGWHORE’ tattoo – and tight...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e5 Julia Green 56

We fade in on high street – plenty of people around, obviously not during the Coronavirus lockdown. The camera swings around to face a bank, then moves in through the doors – past a member of staff on the front desk who waves at whoever is holding the camera (clearly knowing them) ... The camera moves past a line of customers and up to one of the cash windows ... The clerk behind the window looks up... She’s middle-aged, with a tired, almost ‘loose’ looking face – one of those big mouths...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e20 Tina

We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a built-up inner-city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking at a crowded sandy beach – kids building sandcastles, parents sunbathing ... Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing over a river – tourists leaning over the sides, taking pictures... Now we’re looking at a sandy beach on a perfect summer’s day – small waves rolling...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e7 Siobhan

Series 4, Episode 7: SIOBHAN We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a grim street of residential blocks – skinny kids running around as exhausted looking single mothers carry the shopping home ... Then we’re looking down at a crowded street market – barrows selling everything from fresh fruit and veg, to handmade jewelry and knock-off designer handbags. Now we’re in the middle of a busy food-court - restaurants...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e1 Sammy Murty

We open with an image of the United Kingdom – from high, high up ... The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us like a perverted version of Supergirl ... She smiles at us, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping to sea level over the Severn Estuary, between Wales (with a cartoonish huge flag waving on the coast, and the south-west coast of England, with...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e10 Alison Latham

Series 5, Episode 10: Alison Latham (47) – Wolverhampton We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit ... The whole country in one shot. Then our very cartoonish, top heavy and slutty caricature of Charley appears infront of us ... She points down toward the UK below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” Then she waves for us to follow her, turns and skydives toward the country below at...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e7 Effat Hassan 41

Footage through a car window, looking out at a twilight sky and a virtually empty motorway ahead ... There’s a car in the distance ahead of us, an occasional car or truck coming the other way, passing us at speed, nothing like you’d expect from a busy rush hour motorway. Then we’re looking down at the driver from a high angle, corner mounted GoPro. The driver, as you’d expect, is the cleavage heavy, filthy looking pornstar-esque Charley Ozvik, the face of the British bestiality business, and...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e3 Rebecca

“The United Kingdom of Zoo” Series 5, Episode 3: Rebecca We open with a shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us like a twisted version of the old “Bewitched’ tv titles ... She smiles at us, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit to sea level over the English Channel, off the south coast, in...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e7 Asha

Series 5, Episode 7: Asha Goyal We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit ... The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our host, Charley, appears infront of us ... She points down toward the UK below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” She giggles, then turns and dives toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess10e01 Anita Vernon 25 from Bury

As part of our commitment to social distancing and the safety of our great nation, this season of the “United Kingdom of Zoo” has been filmed almost entirely with remote cameras. We wish to thank the many lovely ladies who have travelled to see us at our Manchester studios, and hope they all enjoyed fulfilling their fantasies as much as we enjoyed watching... We fade in on a dark set. A spotlight illuminates a single bed – steel-frame, mattress, no bedclothes or pillows. We had a scour a...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e6 Julie Durand 29

Hand-held footage – a female hand reaches infront of us and opens a door – a big, light coloured long-haired Labrador, a golden retriever, races past us and bounds out into the room beyond – it’s a garage. A female voice – a familiar voice – with a Manchester accent, says (to him), “Yes ... We’re going for a little drive ... One of your favourite drives ... Yes... !” She opens one of the rear doors of the car, and the dog leaps in, his hindpaws scraping the leather of the seats as he heaves...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess3e10 Stacy 44 hairdresser from London

Series 3, Episode 10: Stacy On one side of the street a row of pre-War three-story buildings – shopfront downstairs, residential apartment/flats above. On the other side of the street, modern four/five level office buildings, and an old train station with a sign outside that reads, “Welcome to Enfield Chase”. We’re in North London to meet our next subject, and she’s a subject who’s worth meeting. Back to those shopfronts – one in particular – Hair By Hottinger. A modest hair and beauty...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e11 Janine Saunders 18

Series 6, Episode 11 – Janine Saunders (18), from Birmingham We fade in on a nice townhouse in a nice neighbourhood – then we cut to inside the house and see our hostess – Charley – sitting at her desk, a large computer editing suite laid out infront of her (big computer, multiple screens, etc.) She appears to be editing an episode of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’ as we watch, although there’s nothing sexual on screen at the moment, just a young couple walking a large Alsatian. Charley turns...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e2 Victoria Bravia 20

We open with our beautiful animated shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Then our cartoon, top heavy tattooed version of Charley appears, floating in the sky with us, winking and smiling - then waving for us to follow her as she turns and falls toward the country at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit toward the northern part of England, all the way down to a large old city of Sheffield right in the middle, in just a few seconds. Our animated Charley leads us all the...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess9e16 Sienna Triosi 24 married showoff

Series 9, Episode 16: Sienna Triosi (24), from Ipswich We open with a shot of a very boring, street two-up two-down terraced houses. Small paved front yards provide off street parking for a couple of small cars each. And then, walking up the street toward us – the chunky figure of our favourite Cockney wideboy, Dennis, and beside him the sleek, narrow figure of his mean looking, hard-loving, but ultimately very well-behaved Doberman, Casanova. We track backwards as he walks – keeping him...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS12 E09 Helena Gates 50 from Leatherhead

We start this week’s show with establishing shots of a high-quality collection of low-rise apartments. Multiple buildings, each of them four floors high. Red brick and white render, lots of small square windows and balconies that look almost completely unused. Then, walking around the corner in cargo pant shorts, and his beloved West Ham football shirt, his Doberman beside him ... It’s Dennis, the Cockney geezer that our audience has grown to either love or hate, and he’s approaching us with...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS12E19 Emma Withe 54 from Oakham

We fade in in the middle of a quiet street, in the low-rise central area of a small midlands town, with one and two story buildings around us. To one side, a long flat warehouse/factory type unit, stocking and fitting tyres for local drivers, to the other, the town’s train station. Looking like a traditional old station, but rebuilt fairly recently. There’s a small car park between us and the station, and it’s almost full. We watch as a car drives down the road toward us, then turns into the...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e13 Colette

Series 4, Episode 13: COLETTE We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway ... And then we’re looking at something new... This time our drone camera is floating over a road in a nice suburb on a beautiful sunny day. High stone/brick walls separate nice houses from the pavement. Not too many cars driving by. We’re following a middle-aged woman as she jogs ... Well, it’s more of a...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e4 Melina

We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a build-up inner city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing over a river – tourists leaning over the sides, taking pictures ... And finally we’re floating over the dull terraced houses and occasional grim tower-block of a northern English city. Over allotments, over a slow-moving river, dropping down toward a...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess8e16 Lily Parkinson 32

Series 8, Episode 16: Lily Parkinson (32), from Chester We pan over a couple of large wooden animal shapes – a rhino and a giraffe - open on a large sign that reads “Chester Zoo”, then pan down to the main gates, watching as an excited family enters the facility. A mini-montage shows us some of the animals – large lizards, chimpanzees, elephants, lions, and finally a pair of dingos ... Pausing on the final animals as one suddenly mounts the other and starts fucking her ... We cut to a...

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