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The United Kingdom Of Zoo (A Fake BBC Documentary Series)S13E18: Audrey Moncur (43) From Sunderland (NE) free porn video
We open with an establishing shot of a windswept sandy beach - panning around over the sea (which looks a bit rough), and then seeing a long concrete pier curving out into the sea – waves crashing against it sending spray high into the air, and then continue panning across the pier as we complete our turn and come back to the beach ... Then behind the beach, a low raised, concrete beach-break walk ... And behind the walk, a row of (currently shuttered) low buildings – game arcades, coffee/ice-cream shops, etc.
One of the roller door shutters is open, but the unit appears to be deserted and dark inside. A sign over the door reads, “FAMILY FUN”.
We complete our turn and we’re looking back along the concrete walkway – and coming toward us we can see our host ... Dressed in a low-cut dress with a short-skirt, and high heels – not the clothes for this location ... She must be freezing! It’s our All-American, blonde-haired, strong-jawed, white-toothed dogslut, Jenna McCartney, and she’s got her short, white-haired, dome-headed Bull Terrier, Buddy, trotting along beside her, looking up at her with his beady little black eyes.
As she walks, she introduces the show in her friendly mid-west accent (occasionally bringing her free hand up to stroke her blonde hair from her face and hold it to the side as the wind whips it around). “Hiiii ... I’m Jenna McCartney, and this is ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’ ... This week, my little ‘Buddy’ and I, are in Sunderland, in the north-east of England, to meet a lady who has a fresh approach to dealing with workplace sexual harassment...”
She finishes her introduction as she’s walking past our camera position, forcing us to turn and follow back toward those shuttered beach-front stalls – and now, out of nowhere, this week’s guest is standing in the open doorway of the “FAMILY FUN” building. She’s not young, but looks pretty good for her age ... Despite the weather, she’s wearing even less than our host - a red and white bikini (red bra with white edging, white briefs with red edging) – which she fills out quite well. We’re not sure if it’s the cold or the approaching dog that’s causing her nipples to stand proud within the bikini top.
Her boobs aren’t the biggest, and her belly is a little soft, but she’s in good shape for her age. Long, straight blonde hair hangs down well beyond her shoulders, with dark roots confirming that it’s a bottle-blonde. Her face is a little plain, but not unattractive. We get the impression that if we’d met her in her twenties she would have been a bit of a looker, but this part of the world can be hard on a woman’s looks – especially if she’s the type to hang around the freezing, windswept beaches in a bikini!
We cut to a close-up as she introduces herself (like Jenna, she spends the entire intro with one hand up to the side of her face, holding that long hair away from her face as the wind flaps it around). Speaking directly to camera with a thick Wearside accent (and by thick we mean that every word makes her sound thick!). “Hello ... I’m Audrey ... Audrey Moncur ... I’m 43-year-old, and I’m from Sunderland on the north-east coast of England ... And I want to be fucked by a dog!” She smiles at her own admission, and we hold on her just long enough to see the smile begin to fade ... Then cut to her interview...
Side-by-side with Jenna, the American a few inches taller, and in better shape than her guest. Jenna’s body language suggests that the cold and wind is bothering her even as she soldiers through professionally – our guest, being local, just stands there in her bikini chatting away like it’s a summer day.
Jenna starts, “I understand this is something of a philanthropical gesture on your part...?”
Audrey answers with a tone that suggests she’s not sure what ‘philanthropical’ means, but has already prepared her answer... “Yes, Jenna ... I’m not doing this for myself, not so much...” She smiles, then turns slightly toward the camera, telling her story with a shoulders-back-chest-out proud manner. “I’ve never been particularly turned-on by beastiality, or dog-sex...”
We don’t correct he poor pronunciation.
She continues, “I don’t even watch your show – or I didn’t until recently, like ... But my boss ... He’s a huge fan of the show. He comes into work every Monday and he always wants to talk about it – especially he wants to talk to the female workers about it. Very sleezy comments. And he isn’t the kind of man who you want to have those conversations with, if ya knar wharr I mean...”
Jenna nods along, just about understanding what her guest is saying. Not interrupting her flow...
Audrey continues, “He kind of zeroed in on me ... Always asking when I was going to go on UK of Zoo. Not IF, but WHEN I was going on ... Like he just assumed I would do it. And he’s gone on about it ever since. I always try to get him talking to me so he’ll leave the younger girls alone, like ... Because it’s not fair for a young lass to have some leering old pervert asking her about beastiality! So I sort of started being the office buffer ... Just keep him away from us!”
She pauses for breath, but only briefly, then continues, “And then you came on the show, and you did that scene with the two dogs, and I saw this little chappy...” She indicates Buddy... “ ... and I thought he looked small and cute and not a big scary dog, and if I was ever going to do dogsex, it would be with a dog like him ... And the next day at work the boss starts asking questions, and I tell him what I thought about Buddy – and he goes nuts ... He says he’d do anything to see me with Buddy ... So I said, I’ll do it if you retire!” She pauses, a shocked look on her face, then adds, “And the old bugger said he’d put his notice in as soon as I was on the show ... So...” She looks right into the camera, “Graham ... This is me ... Time to go!” And then she turns to Jenna again and smiles.
Jenna takes her chance to talk, “So this isn’t something that turns you on? You’re not considering a new lifestyle...?”
Audrey half shrugs, then launches into her answer, “Well ... I wouldn’t say that ... All those conversations with the boss made me think about it quite a lot. And the last couple of years I’ve watched the show just so I knew what he was talking about ... And if you keep watching it, you keep seeing all these women having their minds blown, and cumming all over the place, and saying it’s the best feeling ever, and you think it must be alright!”
“So ... If you enjoy it ... You do think it might be something of a lifestyle change...?” Checks Jenna.
Audrey smiles. “Ya knar ... I think it would be quite funny, if this old bugger had been talking to me for years about beastiality, and then I started doing it, and enjoying it ... And he couldn’t talk to me anymore because he had a retire to get me started.”
“Well, talking about getting started ... How about we step inside, and let you two get acquainted...?”
Audrey smiles and nods, “Aye ... Let’s...” – and turns to walk into the building...
We cut to the inside of the stall ... It’s a concrete floored, breeze-block walled, gaming arcade. No customers or staff, the whole place has been closed for the winter. In here every sound echoes, and there’s a constant reverberation of the sea and wind sounds from outside, rolling through the open roller shutter.
Audrey is standing in the aisle between two rows of video games – the open doorway in the background.
She’s reaching back to unhook her bikini top, giving our crew a knowing look – cocking her head on one side as she looks at them, looking at her. “Look at you lot ... You’d think you’ve never seen a naked woman before!!”
“You’re not naked yet!” Calls Jenna from off camera, with a bit of a snigger.
Our guest reacts by pausing as she pops the fastener ... Freeing the boobs to drop an inch. Dropping the bikini top to show them off ... They are cute tits, not spectacular, or big, or particularly round – but nice and natural, with pointy nipples that beg to be sucked.
She reaches down, running her fingers around the top of her briefs – not yet pulling them down, just teasing us a little... “I’m tempted to make you dirty buggers wait a few more minutes!”
Pauses for a few more seconds, then eases the top of the panties down an inch ... Pauses ... Then another couple of inches to show the very top of her muff ... Smiling as she watches the crew ... Then suddenly pulling them right down – showing off a little thatch of dark pussy hair that proves she’s not a natural blonde.
She pauses for a second, giving us a full frontal of her broad but feminine body – the square shoulders, the nice little boobs, strong waist, wide hips, trimmed dark pubes, and those short legs. It’s a nice sight, but it’s the energy she’s giving off that’s really attractive – we have no doubt that she’s come here to have fun today.
“Okay...” Begins Jenna, bending forward to unhook the chain from the dog’s collar. “You can assume the position whenever you’re ready...”
Audrey drops to her knees on the concrete floor, reaching out with both hands to call the little white dog closer. She sets her arse down on her heels and spreads her knees out wide, presenting her trimmed pussy to him. She keeps her back straight, shoulders back, doing her best to push those smallish boobs out – making sure she doesn’t bend forward to allow her belly to sag or fold.
The dog walks over and sniffs at her – she keeps her hands hovering near him, but lets him sniff wherever he likes. She watches him the whole time, smiling and offering him quiet verbal encouragement, “Goooood booooooyyyyy ... Yyeeaaaahhhhhh...”
He raises his domed head and sniffing at her boobs, licking at the nipple, then drops his snout between her thighs and sniffing at her pussy. Her hands follow his head down. She smiles a little for the cameras, trying to look sultry, but just coming off like a huge slut.
She lowers one hand to stroke and hold his side – moving quickly under his belly, toward his sheath, giving away her desire to get right to the action. She leans forward a little, still keeping her head up, looking right at the dog, and lets her hand move over that sheath, feeling the hardness within, pinching it between finger and thumb and beginning to jerk it right away.
He digs his snout in between her soft thighs and licks at her pussy. She lets out a surprised little yelp, “EEeeee!”, but does nothing to stop him as he gets to work on getting her wet...
She continues to slide her hand under his belly, the more she leans forward the closer her titties get to the dog’s back – pointy nipples brushing against short hair ... She looks away from the dog for the first time, looking up at our camera and giving us a smile that suggests she’s amazed by how this feels to handle a dog’s cock.
She continues to rub and wank at the sheath, pulling it back and gradually revealing the lipstick tip of his cock – leaning forward further, her little tits pressing against his wide back as she tries to get her head low enough to see under him.
She leans forward a little more, over him, forward until she’s pretty much arched over his back ... Usually our dogs are over our girl’s backs, but this time it’s the girl bent over the dog ... She keeps going until the top of her head is actually on the floor, her soft belly on his back, her hand still rubbing at his sheath, exposing his hard cock ... So long as she keeps doing this to him, he won’t move anywhere.
With her head in this position, upside down – she can look up at his cock, just inches from her face. And now she’s really focussed on drawing his sheath back to reveal more of the pink shaft ... Pink and shiny shaft ... Already looking large enough to be some fun ... Making her smile and let out an “EEeeeeeeeee!” of approval. “I can’t believe I’m this close to a hard one...” She doesn’t take her eyes off it as she adds, “I hope you’re watching Graham ... I’m going to suck it ... I can’t resist...”
We hear Jenna from beside the action, “Well that’s why we’re here, darlin’!”
Audrey’s not messing around, waiting for Jenna or the crew, she knows exactly what she wants to do – and so, it appears, does Buddy. He allows her to roll over onto her back under him, manhandling him until his front paws are on one side of her head, his hind-paws next to her ear, one hand clamped around his shin ... His belly above her face – his cock just above her mouth – her other hand reaching up and still gripping his collar.
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