The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s4e16 Olivia
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We open this week’s show with a slow tracking shot over the bed we’ve been using throughout this series ... Moving over the mattress and looking at the various stains – hearing the moans, squeals, screams, gasps and occasional profanities issued by our various guests during the last 19 episodes...
One gray stain in the middle of the bed – and the gasp that accompanied dog spunk spilling from one whore ... A long thin stain, and the moan of another slut squirting at the moment of her first dogasm ... This is the saliva mark left by the girl who couldn’t resist biting down on the dirty material ... The big stain where horse cum spilled on the edge of the bed, the dark spots where pig sperm dripped off a slut’s body ... On we go, hearing the sounds that accompany each mark – dog growls, girl moans, pig squeals, random gasped swear words, springs squeaking ... It’s a brief but highly evocative sequence that reminds us of the depravity of this series, and of the lack of hygiene on our show...
Our final guest of the series will enjoy her bestial debut on a bed that hasn’t been cleaned since our first guest climbed on and was mounted twenty episodes ago...
And here she comes ... We hear her footsteps first – tap tapping on the concrete studio floor. Then cut to a wider shot to see her walking onto the set.
She’s looks like the dictionary definition of filthy. Young, slim, top heavy, with rounded facial features, big black spectacles, her raven hair pulled back and tied up in a ponytail.
Her big boobs, young and round rather than oversized or pendulous are held in a red wide-cut bra, with cups that do as much to push them together as push them up – which is fine because they are young and firm enough to support their own (hefty) weight ... They may be firm, but they still bounce with each step.
Below the boobs, her belly is flat and narrow – taut ... Then there are narrow hips that support a high cut g-string, in white, and then legs that are long and slim, down to a classic pair of transparent stripper heels, with the two inch-stack soles...
This is as close to a 10 as we’ve had on the show, if only she had a little more shape in the hips.
As she approaches, we get to see more of her face ... The big glasses that make her dark eyes look huge, the big forehead, soft features, narrow mouth (which seems almost too small for her face), and thickish lips ... It’s wrong to say it, but she doesn’t look too bright – there’s that slightly vacuous way she holds her jaw, her lips slightly apart, the slightly confused look in her eyes, the almost “I’m not sure if I should” smile...
Rating wise – some will think she’s a 9, some will think she’s a 3 ... She’s got that kind of face. Attractive or not, there’s something very sexy about her looks.
She comes to a halt infront of our camera – close enough that her boobs fill the bottom third of the screen, big and round and firm and so, so smooth. Her mouth opening a little more, ready to introduce herself but not sure it’s time ... And then she does – in a Bristolian accent so strong we almost think she’s putting it on for the show.
“My name is Erin Stokoe, I’m 20 ... I’m training to be a massage therapist, and I’m from Bristol...” She pauses, then leans slightly closer to the camera, as if sharing a secret, to add “And I’m a roight dirty cunt ... And I want to get fucked by dog!”
We cut to a shot Erin sitting cross-legged on the bed, leaning forward to show off the magnificently round curves of her tits as she looks up, almost over the top of her spectacles, into the camera as she tells her story. She’s half naked, and we’re going to see her completely naked, but sitting here in this position, showing us her cleavage – it still works. A lot of our viewers won’t even hear what she has to say – they’ll be too focused on those perfect boobs!
“I’ve been watching the UK of Zoo since I was 12 ... My step-dad used to ‘make’ me watch it with him, but I loved it ... I’ve always been a good little perv ... I’d sit on his lap and feel his boner under my bum. I knew what was going on, and so did he!! He’d feel my tits and tell me how well I was developing. My mum knew he was doing it, she let him because she didn’t want him to leave ... I lost my virginity watching the show, with him, of course ... On my hands and knees looking at the tele, ‘dad’ fucking me doggy style ... He kept saying that one day I could fuck those dogs, like it was an ambition I could achieve ... And I used to watch it and I think – I know I could fuck them ... And one day I will!”
“How old were you when this happened?” Checks Ozvik, ever the curious host.
“I was 14 the first time...” She replies.
“And where’s your step-father now?” Checks Ozvik.
“He’s at home with mum ... Looking forward to watching this, I’m sure ... We’re still ‘together’ ... I think he sleeps with me more than he sleeps with mum. He won’t let me have another boyfriend, he says I don’t need another man ... But he’s happy for me to play with a doggy...”
“It’s been a long time ... Why hasn’t he bought you a dog of your own?”
“Well, I like the dogs, they turn me on...” She begins, “ ... but dad ... He likes the idea of me being on the show. Everyone seeing me doing it ... I think he wanted me to be on the show all along. He asked my mum first but she said I’d do a better job...”
“Your mother said that?”
Erin shows genuine pride as she answers, “Yeah ... When I was 12 ... She’s always believed in me! That’s when I started watching with dad.” The poor cunt doesn’t have a clue what a fucked-up family life she has.
“So...” Confirms Ozvik, “ ... You’re stepfather asked your mother to come on UK of Zoo and fuck a dog, and she didn’t want to, so she nominated you, aged 12, to come on instead...?”
“Yeah ... But they didn’t force me ... They let me make my own mind up ... We just watched lots of it, and I loved it, and by the time I was old enough to come on, I really, really wanted to do it...”
She’s apparently completely unaware that she has been groomed to appear on the show by a couple of perverted parents ... But she’s old enough to make her own decisions, and she’s far too sexy for us to turn away – our viewers would kill us ... So, we’re just going to have to force ourselves to watch this slim, big boobed, dirty-faced wannabe-dogslut fulfill her family’s plan!
So we cut to the door to our stage being opened, and take a moment to watch the true star of our show entering the set. It’s our biggest, baddest, sexiest dog ... The Indian fighting dog, Cedric. A huge Kumoan Mastiff who you would think would scare most women, but appears to simply excite all of the ladies he meets on our show ... And this week is no different...
We cut back to Erin and see an un-fakable, and unmistakably genuine smile. Her hands instinctively running up over her flat belly to the cups of her bra, pulling them aside to give access to pointy pink nipples (pierced with a thin gold bar through each), which she plays with as the big beast approaches. She doesn’t say anything, she just watches him get closer.
She releases the nipples and reaches behind her back, beginning to unhook the back of her bra as the monster walks around her legs, leaning into her and pushing her off balance. Unfastened, the bra falls away from under her tits, allowing us to see them in their full glory, unsupported and free – and they are magnificent. Big, but not too big – round and firm, but not solid. Those pierced nipples standing proud.
Stripped down to just that white g-string and the tarty stripper heels, she’s a sight to behold. The size of her boobs hanging from the front of her narrow body, her barely there waist, the long legs ... And the dog moving around next to her – infront of her, behind her – giving a scary demonstration of his size – more than half her height and twice her build – wide and powerful. His head rising up close to her tits, his tongue flopping out against her belly.
She’s smiling as she’s buffeted around by his continued bumping and rubbing – only reacting when he drops his head and sticks his snout up between her thighs. Jumping a little, laughing a little, and then chastising him, “OOoooh, are we in a hurry? All in a rush?”
She reaches down and pulls the g-string off her hips, inching it down far enough to let the Mastiff stuff his cold nose right up against what appears to be a bald pussy. “Yeah ... Me too!!” She confirms. “I’m in a bit of a rush ... I can’t wait to feel your tongue on my little cunny...”
We cut to a shot of her sitting back on the edge of the bed, leaning back with her legs wide open – the g-string already removed. Her pussy is indeed completely hairless – although we can barely see it because Cedric is standing infront of her, between her thighs, his big head infront of that pussy – and his long, hot, wide tongue is slopping out over her twat ... She’s leaning back on her elbows, with her head hanging back, mouth open, soaking up the feeling – occasionally raising her head to look down at him and see his tongue at work, and then letting it drop again.
We move into close-up and watch that tongue slicing between her pussy lips, disappearing into her flesh then reappearing almost immediately ... Sliding over her clit, making her belly shiver as he gives her the kind of pleasure only an animal can. “OOoohhh Gggoooddddd!” She moans softly... “Ooooohhh yyeeeaahhh...”
She drops back from her elbows flat onto her back, bringing her hands up to her face and running her fingers up into her long hair. Lifting her feet up into the air and spreading her legs wider, giving the dog complete freedom to lick everything she’s got – and loving that he’s keen to do it.
Bigger dogs tend to lick a little less, and be a bit messier – but Cedric appears to be really keen on her particular taste – licking her over and over with that massive floppy pink tongue of his. We get the feeling, from the way that she’s moving, that she’s already heading toward her first dogasm – and as usual it’s a beautiful thing to watch ... More so with this slim slut because she’s got such an amazing young body. Watching her breathing speed up, her big chest rising and falling, her belly shaking, her long legs spreading out wide to either side ... Her head back and mouth open, eyes almost closed, losing herself in pleasure – grinding her hips around, trying to control herself and at the same time trying to make things interesting for the beast so he’ll keep licking ... Moaning, “Ooooooohhhh GGooooddddd!” and “Don’t stop ... Go onnnnn...”
It looks like she’s headed toward that orgasm – but then Cedric decides he’s bored of licking and keen to draw some pleasure from his little bitch ... Stepping forward, his big head moving forward over her belly, and then rearing up to plant his feet on the bed – moving toward a missionary style mount, then suddenly jumping his hindlegs up onto the bed too ... The sound of Erin’s moaning replaced by the loud metal squeaking of the rusty old springs in the bedframe.
Our guest doesn’t seem to disappointed that the licking is over – because now there’s a huge dog standing over her – stomping around excitedly on the mattress above her, stepping from one side of her to the other, his belly above her, his heavy sheath hanging down – full of semi-erect cock – and his balls swinging around between his hindlegs ... She’s got a good view from under him – but we’ve got the better angle – looking across him and from behind him, our hi-def cameras catching every swing and jiggle...
Talking of swinging and jiggling – it’s at this moment that Erin decides to roll over onto her hands and knees, letting those magnificent melons of hers hang down under her. They’re big enough to hang free, but not so big that they swing around all over the place. Firm but jiggly – like two gravity defying jellies. Her firm little peach of an arse up in the air, long thighs and then knees on the bed ... Her flat belly, sucked in even tighter as she tenses herself, waiting for the inevitable assault ... Taking the weight of her upper body on one forearm, reach back with her free hand to smack the side of her smooth thigh. “Okay boy ... Come on ... Fuck me...”
For his part, Cedric is still stomping around, making the bed squeak as he rocks his bitch from side-to-side, his weight altering the angle of the mattress under foot, making Erin struggle to maintain her balance.
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Series 9, Episode 16: Sienna Triosi (24), from Ipswich We open with a shot of a very boring, street two-up two-down terraced houses. Small paved front yards provide off street parking for a couple of small cars each. And then, walking up the street toward us – the chunky figure of our favourite Cockney wideboy, Dennis, and beside him the sleek, narrow figure of his mean looking, hard-loving, but ultimately very well-behaved Doberman, Casanova. We track backwards as he walks – keeping him...
We fade in in the middle of a quiet street, in the low-rise central area of a small midlands town, with one and two story buildings around us. To one side, a long flat warehouse/factory type unit, stocking and fitting tyres for local drivers, to the other, the town’s train station. Looking like a traditional old station, but rebuilt fairly recently. There’s a small car park between us and the station, and it’s almost full. We watch as a car drives down the road toward us, then turns into the...
Series 4, Episode 13: COLETTE We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway ... And then we’re looking at something new... This time our drone camera is floating over a road in a nice suburb on a beautiful sunny day. High stone/brick walls separate nice houses from the pavement. Not too many cars driving by. We’re following a middle-aged woman as she jogs ... Well, it’s more of a...
We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a build-up inner city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing over a river – tourists leaning over the sides, taking pictures ... And finally we’re floating over the dull terraced houses and occasional grim tower-block of a northern English city. Over allotments, over a slow-moving river, dropping down toward a...
Series 8, Episode 16: Lily Parkinson (32), from Chester We pan over a couple of large wooden animal shapes – a rhino and a giraffe - open on a large sign that reads “Chester Zoo”, then pan down to the main gates, watching as an excited family enters the facility. A mini-montage shows us some of the animals – large lizards, chimpanzees, elephants, lions, and finally a pair of dingos ... Pausing on the final animals as one suddenly mounts the other and starts fucking her ... We cut to a...
We start this week’s show with an establishing shot of a bright and classy business park – 2 and 3 level buildings with red and white facias, large black windows, small car parks... The car parks are mostly empty as we pan from one building to the next, and we realize that the sun is dropping in the background – it’s an evening shoot, and all of the workers have gone home for the day... We end our pan looking at the one building with cars/vans in the carpark. And then our host steps into...
We start this week’s show with establishing shots of a large allotment on a sunny day – lots of small gardens sectioned off from one another, middle aged men avoiding their families – growing flowers, vegetables, or just hiding in garden sheds – and then we’re looking at a large blue-grey Weimaraner ... Watching for a moment as he sniffs around the corner of a garden shed, then turns, cocks his leg, and pisses on it... And then, stepping out from behind the shed, catching a little of that...
We start this week’s show with an establishing shot of a large, grey, concrete and glass building. Seven storeys high, each as boring and square as the last. If it wasn’t for the row of green trees planted in the wide pavement out front there wouldn’t be any colour here at all. We move toward the building and note that the ground floor windows are mirrored glass – briefly casting a reflection of our camera crew – as we approach a pair of glass double-doors. Stencilled on the glass, a very...
Series 5, Episode 5: Andrea Fereday (29) – Uxbridge We open with our beautiful animation of the United Kingdom – from space... Our cartoonish, top heavy image of Charley appears, floating infront of us, smiling and giggling, then waves for us to follow her ... Turns and dives toward the country at hyper-sonic speed – and we follow - dropping from a low-Earth orbit – heading toward the south, toward London, then veering westward as we hurtle toward the ground ... Reaching ground level in...
We open this week’s show, as usual, with an establishing shot of the seafront of a small seaside town. Shops and shoppers, deserted ice-cream stands, a beach filled with yellow sand but virtually no holiday makers, and a very choppy bay stretching out in the distance, with land on one side and a pier on the other. We can hear the unmistakable blustering sound of wind blowing in off the sea ... We’re clearly at a seaside resort in the middle of winter. A big caption appears, filling almost...
We’re cruising along a wide and quiet suburban street. Green lawns stretch back from the pavement to the nice semi-detached homes. There’s a slim woman walking a large dog along the side of the road, and we pan around to look at her as we pass – it’s no-one we know, but we kind of wish we did! Then we’re looking forward again – seeing an intersection infront of us ... Then pulling up, looking out of the side window right at a single story, flat-roofed building. A sign outside reads,...
Series 5, Episode 8: Patricia Grant (41) – Dagenham We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit ... The whole of the British Isles in one shot. Then our top-heavy cartoon character version of Charley, our host, appears infront of us ... She points down toward the landmass below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” She giggles, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at...
We open with our beautiful animation of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then fall toward the planet at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit – heading north, toward Scotland ... Reaching ground level in the countryside in seconds. From here we race north, approaching cartoon St Andrew’s flags indicating that we are entering Scotland. High speed overland, fading through to live action as we enter the outer suburbs of a city ... Then through the streets...
Series 5, Episode 6: Maria Sinclair (55) We open with an image of the United Kingdom – from high, high up ... The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us ... She points down toward the country below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” She giggles, then turns and dives toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping to sea...
Series 8, Episode 6: Simone Butt (27), from Bristol We open with an establishing shot of an impressive, modern brick and glass façade of a six-story office block on a busy street. Very clean, under a clear blue sky. We can see a figure approaching along the pavement, a slim lady with blonde hair. She’s wearing ripped blue jeans and a tight t-shirt, and her nice round boobs bounce on every step. It’s our Polish princess, Petra – and this week there’s no sign of her lovely Labrador. She...
Series 4, Episode 10: IMOGEN We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a built-up inner-city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking down at a crowded street market – barrows selling everything from fresh fruit and veg, to handmade jewelry and knock-off designer handbags. Then we’re on the windswept sea-front of an old fashioned English resort town - windy, cold and rainy,...
We open with our beautiful animation of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then fall toward the planet at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit – dropping all the way down to the North Sea, just off the coast ... Reaching sea level in a few seconds. From here we race toward the coast, between two piers, under a couple of bridges, and up a wide and winding river ... Under an old steel bridge, over a new concrete bridge, then deep inland ... At speed ......