The United Kingdom Of Zoo (A Fake BBC Documentary Series)S11:E03: Madison Hayles (22), From Huddersfield free porn video

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We start this week’s show with an establishing shot of a large, angular glass fronted building with the words “HUDDERSFIELD LEISURE CENTRE” standing on the front of its roof.

As we pan along the front of the building, we come to rest on a slutty-looking brunette with a hefty looking blue-grey Weimaraner. It’s the last of this year’s three hosts, our perverted pornster – Renae Russell ... Her long brunette hair hanging loose, down to the shoulders of her white mini-dress – which is tight enough to show off her fake tits, which barely move as she steps into frame.

She introduces the show direct to camera in her squeaky girly accent, “Hello, and welcome to another edition of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’ ... I’m your host, Renae Russell, and this week, I’ve brought my big bad doggy to Huddersfield in Yorkshire, to enjoy some healthy activity with a nasty little slut who wants to have some special exercise time...”

The brunette turns and begins to walk the dog up toward the entrance of the leisure center. We get a good opportunity to admire her arse in that short skirt, doing our best to look up it and check if she’s even bothered with panties today ... She half-turns back to us, a knowing smile on her face as she points toward the building – “She’s in there...” Then toward her own behind, “ ... Not here...”

We cut to a wide shot of the interior of a large leisure pool - young children splashing around in the water – older swimmers racking up the laps ... And on the pool deck, walking along the side of the water, pointing at swimmers and shouting safety instructions at rowdy teenagers – a slim woman with long ginger/orange hair, squeezed in a black polo-shirt that hugs tight enough to her body for us to see she has a dynamite tight body.

We cut to a close-up of her ... That mass of long, smooth, orange/ginger hair is pretty impressive up close - parted down one side of her head and swept over one side of her round face, then flowing down over her shoulders. The face itself is strange combination of pretty big green eyes, a large nose and thick lips, that somehow works – possibly because of her youth and the good condition of her skin. She wears a bratty, over-confident expression as she introduces herself in a harsh over-loud, confident Yorkshire accent. “M’ name’s Madison ‘ayles, and I’m from ‘uddersfield in Yorkshire. I’m 22-year-old ... And, erm...” She cracks a twisted smile and confirms – “ ... I want t’ ‘ave sex wi’ a dog!”

We cut to a raised café/seating area that overlooks the pool ... Sitting side-by-side at a table, and looking out over the pool as they chat – Madison and Renae are enjoying a coffee together. There’s no sign of our dog – for health and safety reasons he wasn’t allowed into the leisure center, so he’s waiting outside in our van.

Our cameras switching from a two-shot of the two of them, close-ups of our guest, reaction shots of Renae nodding and smiling, and occasional long-shots from the other end of the pool, looking up at them talking.

“I like working ‘ere ... It’s a great place if you’re a bit pervy ... You meet so many ‘fit’ people...”

Renae smiles and joins in, “I always like to look at the girls at the pool, and the beach ... I mean, I’m not a lesbian, but women are sooo ... Sexy ... You know what I mean, right?” The look on her face suggests that she hoping her guest will indicate an interest in some girl-on-girl action as well as the impending doggy fun.

Madison doesn’t look away from the water, her face giving no indication of her preferences – we cut to the water, looking from girl to girl, their faces blurred out, but cleavage left in crisp focus, confirming that there is plenty of ‘talent’ in the water. Slim girls, big boobs. Chunky girls, bigger boobs. Then we’re back to the café ... Madison speaking over the top of the sequence, “Nahh ... Not really ... I like cocks too much to be into girls!”

Renae looks almost disappointed...

The light moment over, we’re into our guest’s story...

Madison looking up into camera and stating that, “I just really like dogs ... Really, really, really like ‘em...” She declares. Stopping and looking into our camera. Pausing, then adding, “I mean ... I like men ... Men are good fun, in bed, but ... They’re a pain in the arse afterward – they want to be told they’re great ... They get upset if you talk to someone else ... But dogs – they don’t care ... They love you, and they love your friend ... I imagine the sex is the same ... Just unconditional, enthusiastic, hard and fast ... That’s what I imagine. That’s how it looks on tv ... It’s all just so rough and dirty ... The idea of being with them is so disgusting.” She smiles, shrugging her shoulders, then adds, “I can’t wait!”

We hover on her – waiting, as if she’s going to add something more ... But she doesn’t – and we cut to:

A small laneway to the rear of the leisure center. The smooth concrete walls of the building on one side - a ten foot brick wall on the other side. A wide doorway leads out of the back of the building, and a line of large industrial garbage cans are up against the wall. There’s graffiti everywhere...

The heavy door opens and Madison steps out, leading Renae with her. Holding her hands up to show off the squalid little space, our guest says, “This is a nice private spot ... I thought we could do it here...”

Of course, in reality we have already checked this spot out – made sure the laneway is nice and quiet and we won’t be disturbed. Our sound man had even checked for sound levels, advising us that we’d likely get a nice echo, and the dog’s paws would make plenty of noise on the concrete ground.

“It’s perfect...” Confirms Renae. “A dirty little area, for a dirty little lady, to have some dirty little fun ... With our big, bad doggy...”

We cut to watch as that Weimaraner trots down the lane toward us. Head up, almost prancing, light on his feet even though he’s a solidly built beast. He rounds the corner, see Renae and our guest waiting for him and immediately begins to wag his tail, no - the whole of his body, as he approaches them, looking up and trying to figure out which one he’s going to fuck today. Either way, he’s a lucky boy and he’ll be very happy!

Madison squats and holds her arms out toward the beast – waiting for him to come up close and meeting his head and neck with her hands, digging her fingers into his short fur and ruffling against his powerful muscles. Getting a good feel for the monster.

There’s an excited look in her eyes as she fusses over him, chattering away with “Hello” and “Good boy” and the like ... There’s no fear, just a sense of fun and desire. Smiling as she leans into the dog, stroking and rubbing his beck and back, taking deep breaths, smiling again as she looks up at Renae.

Dropping forward to her knees, bending closer toward him, reaching further down his body... “Good boy ... Who’s a good boy...?” Looking up to make sure she’s doing the right thing...

Renae interrupts, “You might want to take your clothes off before you get him too excited ... The best fucking is when he’s just starting to get horny...”

We cut immediately to a shot of Madison standing up, peeling her polo shirt up her slim body – her belly is flat as a rock, her little black bra nicely cupping nice B-cup titties – small but perfectly formed. She pulls the shirt over her head, dragging her hair with it, twisting free and throwing the shirt back to Renae, who catches it and stuffs it safely into her shoulder bag. Madison tidies her hair behind her head as she throws a quick ‘Thankyou’ to Renae.

Then it’s her trousers, unbuttoned, unzipped, and slipped down smooth, toned (rather than muscular) legs. She pulls her panties down at the same time, flashing her well-trimmed, but not bald, pussy ... She’s in a rush, not looking to stretch this strip out any longer than necessary. This isn’t a strip-tease, this is a strip-to-fuck...

She turns, showing us her firm little peach of an arse, and throws her trousers to Renae as well, then reaches up behind her back to unhook her bra, removing it and handing it off to our host – who stuffs it into her shoulder bag with the rest of our guest’s clothes. Then she turns back to us, giving us a full frontal look at her in all her glory ... Her body looks as good stripped as we thought it would be when we saw it clothed...

And then Madison is back on her knees, down on the dirty concrete, next to the dog ... Stroking him, looking up at our host, who is to the side of our camera, and stating that “I just want to fuck!” as she leans forward onto her hands and begins to raise her arse – making sure this is alright... “Does he need any foreplay?”

“No ... Just get into position – he’ll take over as soon as he realises what you are doing...” Replies Renae, a light tone in her voice.

For his part, Logan is already beginning to move around to get around behind the tight young slut ... Looking up to make sure his mistress isn’t going to order him to ‘stay’. Of course she isn’t.

Madison has her palms and fingers flat on the ground, her elbows bent, in a semi-push-up position as she raises her arse – scraping her knees on the harsh surface as she makes sure she is spread and braced for action ... Looking back over her shoulder as the beast moves around behind her, giving him the dirtiest look ... Big eyes and soft lips, slightly apart ... Breathing short ... Pushing her arse back, moving it around as if she’s trying to aim it at the dog. This one is desperate for action...

The dog moves up closer behind our guest – his short, blue-grey hair brushing up against her rear end as he pushes up and over her, taking up his position on her back ... His paws pulling back infront of and around her smooth, young thighs ... Pulling himself closer as she squeals excitedly, “Ohmigod ... Ooooohhhh!” – the excitement showing on her face.

In a side-shot, taking in her slim body and little tits, the big dog on her back, thrusting and jerking – stabbing at her rear-end ... Her head up, her long hair being shook loose, partially screening her face. Her moving her head, flicking the hair away – wanting us to see her smile ... Letting out an excited little whimper as he pulls up against her and stabs harder...

Jerking at her rear, fast and loose. His hindpaws dancing around behind her, the end of his prick rubbing up against (and between) her thighs...

She holds her breath, sticking her arse back into the beast’s thrusting action...

We cut down to a low-angle close-up – watching as the hot, wet tip of the dog’s cock rubbing against her slot, making her gasp again and wriggle as he pushes it in ... Finding the way ... Stabbing into her, swelling and thrusting as the beast shuffles up.

Madison lets out a long, high-pitched and excited squeal – “OOaaaahahhhhhhhh!” – the joy and the shock of her first canine penetration almost blowing her mind. Eyes wider than ever...

She’s rocked forward on her hands as the dog hits top gear – hammering into her. All of his weight and size thumping in and out of her tight snatch. “Oh yeaaaaahhhh, come on ... Fuck meeeeeee!”

The dog’s cock sliding in and out, pumped hard – burning her, stretching her, punching her in the guts three-times a second, threatening to split her clit in half ... It’s all too much...

“OOoooohhhhhh Gggggoodddddd!” gasps Madison, mouth open, eyes bulging, looking dead ahead – focusing on the pain and unbridled joy of a dog pounding. Her breathing ragged, “Ooohh Goooddddddd ... Don’t stttaahhhhpp!”

The dog still thrusting – hard and fast ... He’s putting the full minute into this one – because she’s worth it! Gripping her with his front legs, pounding her with his fat cock ... Fur a blur of motion over her smooth flesh...

Low angle again – watching that thick club thump in and out of the girl’s wet hole ... Stretching her pussy lips wide, dragging them back with each backstroke, pushing them in on the thrust ... The knot at the base of his shaft beginning to grow, pushing in, then popping out ... Not big enough to stick yet...

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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e1 Sammy Murty

We open with an image of the United Kingdom – from high, high up ... The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us like a perverted version of Supergirl ... She smiles at us, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping to sea level over the Severn Estuary, between Wales (with a cartoonish huge flag waving on the coast, and the south-west coast of England, with...

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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e10 Alison Latham

Series 5, Episode 10: Alison Latham (47) – Wolverhampton We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit ... The whole country in one shot. Then our very cartoonish, top heavy and slutty caricature of Charley appears infront of us ... She points down toward the UK below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” Then she waves for us to follow her, turns and skydives toward the country below at...

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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e7 Effat Hassan 41

Footage through a car window, looking out at a twilight sky and a virtually empty motorway ahead ... There’s a car in the distance ahead of us, an occasional car or truck coming the other way, passing us at speed, nothing like you’d expect from a busy rush hour motorway. Then we’re looking down at the driver from a high angle, corner mounted GoPro. The driver, as you’d expect, is the cleavage heavy, filthy looking pornstar-esque Charley Ozvik, the face of the British bestiality business, and...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e3 Rebecca

“The United Kingdom of Zoo” Series 5, Episode 3: Rebecca We open with a shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us like a twisted version of the old “Bewitched’ tv titles ... She smiles at us, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit to sea level over the English Channel, off the south coast, in...

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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e7 Asha

Series 5, Episode 7: Asha Goyal We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit ... The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our host, Charley, appears infront of us ... She points down toward the UK below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” She giggles, then turns and dives toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess10e01 Anita Vernon 25 from Bury

As part of our commitment to social distancing and the safety of our great nation, this season of the “United Kingdom of Zoo” has been filmed almost entirely with remote cameras. We wish to thank the many lovely ladies who have travelled to see us at our Manchester studios, and hope they all enjoyed fulfilling their fantasies as much as we enjoyed watching... We fade in on a dark set. A spotlight illuminates a single bed – steel-frame, mattress, no bedclothes or pillows. We had a scour a...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess3e10 Stacy 44 hairdresser from London

Series 3, Episode 10: Stacy On one side of the street a row of pre-War three-story buildings – shopfront downstairs, residential apartment/flats above. On the other side of the street, modern four/five level office buildings, and an old train station with a sign outside that reads, “Welcome to Enfield Chase”. We’re in North London to meet our next subject, and she’s a subject who’s worth meeting. Back to those shopfronts – one in particular – Hair By Hottinger. A modest hair and beauty...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e11 Janine Saunders 18

Series 6, Episode 11 – Janine Saunders (18), from Birmingham We fade in on a nice townhouse in a nice neighbourhood – then we cut to inside the house and see our hostess – Charley – sitting at her desk, a large computer editing suite laid out infront of her (big computer, multiple screens, etc.) She appears to be editing an episode of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’ as we watch, although there’s nothing sexual on screen at the moment, just a young couple walking a large Alsatian. Charley turns...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e2 Victoria Bravia 20

We open with our beautiful animated shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Then our cartoon, top heavy tattooed version of Charley appears, floating in the sky with us, winking and smiling - then waving for us to follow her as she turns and falls toward the country at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit toward the northern part of England, all the way down to a large old city of Sheffield right in the middle, in just a few seconds. Our animated Charley leads us all the...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess9e16 Sienna Triosi 24 married showoff

Series 9, Episode 16: Sienna Triosi (24), from Ipswich We open with a shot of a very boring, street two-up two-down terraced houses. Small paved front yards provide off street parking for a couple of small cars each. And then, walking up the street toward us – the chunky figure of our favourite Cockney wideboy, Dennis, and beside him the sleek, narrow figure of his mean looking, hard-loving, but ultimately very well-behaved Doberman, Casanova. We track backwards as he walks – keeping him...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS12E19 Emma Withe 54 from Oakham

We fade in in the middle of a quiet street, in the low-rise central area of a small midlands town, with one and two story buildings around us. To one side, a long flat warehouse/factory type unit, stocking and fitting tyres for local drivers, to the other, the town’s train station. Looking like a traditional old station, but rebuilt fairly recently. There’s a small car park between us and the station, and it’s almost full. We watch as a car drives down the road toward us, then turns into the...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e13 Colette

Series 4, Episode 13: COLETTE We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway ... And then we’re looking at something new... This time our drone camera is floating over a road in a nice suburb on a beautiful sunny day. High stone/brick walls separate nice houses from the pavement. Not too many cars driving by. We’re following a middle-aged woman as she jogs ... Well, it’s more of a...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e4 Melina

We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a build-up inner city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing over a river – tourists leaning over the sides, taking pictures ... And finally we’re floating over the dull terraced houses and occasional grim tower-block of a northern English city. Over allotments, over a slow-moving river, dropping down toward a...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess8e16 Lily Parkinson 32

Series 8, Episode 16: Lily Parkinson (32), from Chester We pan over a couple of large wooden animal shapes – a rhino and a giraffe - open on a large sign that reads “Chester Zoo”, then pan down to the main gates, watching as an excited family enters the facility. A mini-montage shows us some of the animals – large lizards, chimpanzees, elephants, lions, and finally a pair of dingos ... Pausing on the final animals as one suddenly mounts the other and starts fucking her ... We cut to a...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS13E17 Eva Ahn 33 from Motherwell

We start this week’s show with an establishing shot of a bright and classy business park – 2 and 3 level buildings with red and white facias, large black windows, small car parks... The car parks are mostly empty as we pan from one building to the next, and we realize that the sun is dropping in the background – it’s an evening shoot, and all of the workers have gone home for the day... We end our pan looking at the one building with cars/vans in the carpark. And then our host steps into...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess12e07 Cora Toney 25 from Newcastle

We start this week’s show with establishing shots of a large allotment on a sunny day – lots of small gardens sectioned off from one another, middle aged men avoiding their families – growing flowers, vegetables, or just hiding in garden sheds – and then we’re looking at a large blue-grey Weimaraner ... Watching for a moment as he sniffs around the corner of a garden shed, then turns, cocks his leg, and pisses on it... And then, stepping out from behind the shed, catching a little of that...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS12 E20 Eva Straskova 30 from Notting Hill London

We start this week’s show with an establishing shot of a large, grey, concrete and glass building. Seven storeys high, each as boring and square as the last. If it wasn’t for the row of green trees planted in the wide pavement out front there wouldn’t be any colour here at all. We move toward the building and note that the ground floor windows are mirrored glass – briefly casting a reflection of our camera crew – as we approach a pair of glass double-doors. Stencilled on the glass, a very...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e5 Andrea

Series 5, Episode 5: Andrea Fereday (29) – Uxbridge We open with our beautiful animation of the United Kingdom – from space... Our cartoonish, top heavy image of Charley appears, floating infront of us, smiling and giggling, then waves for us to follow her ... Turns and dives toward the country at hyper-sonic speed – and we follow - dropping from a low-Earth orbit – heading toward the south, toward London, then veering westward as we hurtle toward the ground ... Reaching ground level in...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS14E01 Adrienne Huntington 42 from Swanage

We open this week’s show, as usual, with an establishing shot of the seafront of a small seaside town. Shops and shoppers, deserted ice-cream stands, a beach filled with yellow sand but virtually no holiday makers, and a very choppy bay stretching out in the distance, with land on one side and a pier on the other. We can hear the unmistakable blustering sound of wind blowing in off the sea ... We’re clearly at a seaside resort in the middle of winter. A big caption appears, filling almost...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess8e18 Sylvia Distin 55 from Chelmsford

We’re cruising along a wide and quiet suburban street. Green lawns stretch back from the pavement to the nice semi-detached homes. There’s a slim woman walking a large dog along the side of the road, and we pan around to look at her as we pass – it’s no-one we know, but we kind of wish we did! Then we’re looking forward again – seeing an intersection infront of us ... Then pulling up, looking out of the side window right at a single story, flat-roofed building. A sign outside reads,...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e8 Patricia

Series 5, Episode 8: Patricia Grant (41) – Dagenham We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit ... The whole of the British Isles in one shot. Then our top-heavy cartoon character version of Charley, our host, appears infront of us ... She points down toward the landmass below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” She giggles, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e13 AnneMarie Silverwood

We open with our beautiful animation of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then fall toward the planet at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit – heading north, toward Scotland ... Reaching ground level in the countryside in seconds. From here we race north, approaching cartoon St Andrew’s flags indicating that we are entering Scotland. High speed overland, fading through to live action as we enter the outer suburbs of a city ... Then through the streets...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e6 Maria

Series 5, Episode 6: Maria Sinclair (55) We open with an image of the United Kingdom – from high, high up ... The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us ... She points down toward the country below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” She giggles, then turns and dives toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping to sea...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess8e6 Simone Butt 27 pig lover

Series 8, Episode 6: Simone Butt (27), from Bristol We open with an establishing shot of an impressive, modern brick and glass façade of a six-story office block on a busy street. Very clean, under a clear blue sky. We can see a figure approaching along the pavement, a slim lady with blonde hair. She’s wearing ripped blue jeans and a tight t-shirt, and her nice round boobs bounce on every step. It’s our Polish princess, Petra – and this week there’s no sign of her lovely Labrador. She...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e10 Imogen

Series 4, Episode 10: IMOGEN We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a built-up inner-city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking down at a crowded street market – barrows selling everything from fresh fruit and veg, to handmade jewelry and knock-off designer handbags. Then we’re on the windswept sea-front of an old fashioned English resort town - windy, cold and rainy,...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e15 Donna Ferry 51

We open with our beautiful animation of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then fall toward the planet at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit – dropping all the way down to the North Sea, just off the coast ... Reaching sea level in a few seconds. From here we race toward the coast, between two piers, under a couple of bridges, and up a wide and winding river ... Under an old steel bridge, over a new concrete bridge, then deep inland ... At speed ......

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