The United Kingdom Of Zoo (A Fake BBC Documentary Series)s12e11: Jacinta Eager (46), From Glasgow free porn video
We start this week’s show with establishing shots of an impressively large Spanish Baroque style, brownstone building - the overstated Kelvinghall Art Gallery and Museum. We pause for a moment, then cut inside to look at impressive original artworks by Rembrandt, Monet, Renoir and van Gogh, as well as antique items from ancient Greece, Rome and Egypt, all set in impressive stone floored splendor. Tourists and art buffs point out and discuss displays with each other as we pass, coming to rest on the familiar figure of our all American, busty blonde host, Jenna McCartney...
Once again, our eyes are drawn down from her slutty face to the amazing cleavage formed by her big fake boobs being squashed into a tightly fitting black PVC jacket – we’re amazed that the fastener can resist the strain and not simply burst open under the pressure. Below the jacket, a mini-skirt that is both extremely tight and extremely short, showing off slim things. She may be the wrong side of 40, but she could still grace the pages of Playboy...
Walking toward us, crossing her feet over as she takes deliberate strides, moving her hands around as if it makes her words mean something more. “Hello, and welcome to another edition of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’ ... I’m your host, Jenna McCartney, and this week we’re in Glasgow, Scotland to meet a lady who claims that if she doesn’t have some filthy fun soon, she’s going to die of boredom ... And we wouldn’t want that to happen, would we?” She smiles, red lips pulling back from white teeth, and then we cut to...
An older woman – but a tall, slim, elegant and fairly attractive one. Snappily dressed in a sharp white blouse and loose grey trouser combination. She’s pointing to a particularly large piece of art that two men in overalls are positioning on the wall. It’s clear that she’s in charge, and that she knows what she’s doing.
As she works, we hear her introduction in voice-over. Her accent, whilst clearly Scottish, is very mild, barely there at all – but her education shows in every word. “Hello. I’m Jacinta Eager, I’m a curator here at Kelvinghall, and I’m proud to say that I’m 46 years old and I’m an increasinly sexual person!”
As she speaks, we move closer to look at her ... With her hair styled and sprayed almost solid, and made-up in an immaculately understated way, she looks not-so-much sexy, as ‘a work of art’. We suspect that she’s one of those ladies that ages like a fine wine, growing into her looks, and that twenty years ago she wouldn’t have been so strikingly interesting to look at.
Then we’re sitting in a café near the entrance of the building. Jenna on one side of a small table, Jacinta of the other. A truly odd couple. One’s all class and the other is a filthy American slut!
The Scots lady is giving busy explaining why we’re here with her today... “To be honest, I’m just extremely bored ... I get bored very easily. I’ve been married four times, and divorced three – and I really don’t want to get to the fourth divorce, but my mind is already wondering ... As are my eyes...” She blushes a little at the admission.
“There’s nothing wrong with having a little fun...” Advises Jenna.
Jacinta continues, “Well, I’ve never actually cheated on a husband, but I’ve always felt that by the time I want to cheat, it’s already too late ... And then recently, I’ve realised that it’s not been men that have been turning my head lately, it’s been dogs. I don’t know if it’s my age, or your show, but something has definitely changed in the last few years, because I never used to even think about dogs that way.” She pauses, then adds, defensively, “I’ve owned dogs before, and had every opportunity to do whatever I wanted with them, but it never even occurred to me.”
Our host jokes that... “Sooner or later every woman figures out that dogs are sexy as hell ... It’s just a part of living in the modern age ... I’m just trying to convert y’all one at a time!”
Our guest smiles, then confirms - “Well, it took a while, but your show must have worked on me subliminally, because I didn’t even watch the first eight series! I used to hear about it, but didn’t have the slightest interest. I only started watching after I’d started thinking about dogs...” She pauses, as if her mind is wondering a little.
Jenna jumps in, putting her empty coffee cup back on the table, “Well then ... Let’s stop thinking, and start doing...”
“Aye...” Agrees Jacinta. “No time like the present!”
We cut to another location – actually a local hotel, only a few minutes’ walk from the museum. We’re in one of the bedrooms, looking down at a muscular American bulldog, his tongue hanging out of his mouth as he shuffles around, wagging its tail and looking enthusiastic and happy – pulling against a leash, the other end pulling against Jenna’s grip.
We pan away from thmm to Jacinta, standing beside the bed, looking down at him and then up to Jenna, and then the camera, smiling as she unbuttons her blouse. “He’s a happy boy, isn’t he?”
“Well,” Notes Jenna. “ ... He’s about to fuck a lovely lady, isn’t he?”
This makes Jacinta blush a little again, then Jenna adds, “And you look quite happy yourself...”
Jacinta turns even redder ... Then nods, “Yes ... I think I am!” – and she pulls the blouse from her trousers in order to unhook the last button before pulling it off her arms and laying it on the bed. Her shirtless body is slim and pale, there’s not much of her at all. Small boobs in a bra that’s probably superfluous.
“Excited?” Checks Jenna, keeping the mood light.
Jacinta answers as slips the shoulder straps off her bra, “Yes ... It’s something I’ve been looking forward too...” She twists the bra around her chest so the cups are no longer ‘holding’ her small boobs, bringing the rear clasp fastener to the front... “And it’s getting more real every second...”
She unhooks the clasp and lets the bra fall away to the floor. Topless now, demonstrating how real this is becoming ... She instinctively covers her boobs for a second, then alters covering-her-boobs to tweaking-her-nipples, which are quite pronounced, sticking out almost as far as the tits themselves ... Adding, “Quite turned-on, actually...”
Cut to her unzipping her grey trousers, and slipping them down and showing us a nice pair of lacy white panties ... Then down her smooth, very slim, legs – and stepping out carefully. The trouser legs were wide enough that she hasn’t had to remove her shoes – which have a nice three-inch heel that gives her a sexy look as she stands infront of us in nothing but her knickers.
“So this is all a new thing for you...” Jenna notes. “But I can tell that you are, like, SO ready...”
Jacinta smiles, a young girl’s smile – cute and excited ... Nodding keenly. “Yes ... Once I make my mind up about something I’m very driven ... And right now - I’m driving at about a hundred miles an hour!!”
She demonstrates her point by slipping her panties down, exposing her neatly trimmed, dark little tuft of pussy hair, over her thighs to her knees – then stepping one foot out, then the other ... And now she’s naked (apart from her shoes), running a hand down between her thighs, wetting her fingers between her pussy lips – then showing them to us ... We can’t actually see how wet they are, but we’ll take her word for it when she notes, “Wet enough for any cock in the world!” It’s not the kind of language we expect from a classy woman like her – even a naked one we know we’re about to watch fucking a dog!
Jenna leans forward and unhooks the leash from Cooper’s collar... “Okay then...” She warns. “No turning back now ... Here comes your lover...”
Jacinta bends forward toward him, hands out to guide his snout to her mouth, and offers her pursed lips – and he reacts by swiping his tongue swiftly over them. A single kiss and then she backs away with a big smile. She looks over at Jenna and makes a point of licking her lips – still wet from the dog’s tongue.
Breaking off the ‘kiss’, she turns her head (briefly) back to our host and comments that, “It’s nice ... Warm and friendly...”
Then she turns her attentions back to the beast, and drops to her knees infront of him – offering her face up again – letting him resume his licking of her lips, nose and chin. She reaches out and strokes his sides, leaning toward him to let him lick her some more...
He rears back and plants his big paws onto her shoulders. He’s not that tall, but upright infront of her, with his feet up here, and her on her knees leaning forward toward him, the two are very much eye-to-eye. Equals.
She reacts by wrapping her arms around him, pulling him in for a hug, pressing his hairy chest up against her widely spaced tits – taking a sharp intake of breath as she feels his fur against her flesh for the first time. Smiling with her head next to his, her cheek against the side of his mouth. He continues to try and turn his head toward her, his tongue still slopping out, trying to lick her face.
She scratches her fingers up and down his hairy back, and he shivers his appreciation, muscles twitching in his thighs.
He pulls back, pushing off her shoulders and dropping down to the floor again ... Staggering around, wagging his rear end, happy and excited – he likes this one!
She leans forward from her knees to rest on her hands, turning her head to follow the dog as he walks around the room, moving behind her ... She drops from her hands to her elbows and forearms, assuming the perfect position – arse up, tits down, head almost on the floor...
“Oh my God...” She gasps, looking up with a smile, “It’s going to happen ... It’s really going to happen!”
She’s ready – slim behind in the air, flesh hanging just a little off her pelvis, and soft, smallish boobs hanging toward the floor. Her back angled so her belly is down, her bum up – her pussy pushed back between her thighs.
The American bulldog returns, licking his lips as he approaches her behind – and then that wide tongue is between her pussy-lips ... Licking up into the crack of her arse, over the arsehole ... Our guest gasping and whimpering under the assault. Sent into immediately pleasure overdrive.
He keeps licking, sliding his warm tongue over her gear time after time – turning his head from one angle to another as he probes as deeply as he can, making her lean further forward on her chest, squeezing those little tits down to the floor as she arches her narrow back to the maximum.
He only licks for a little while before losing interest, but it’s long enough to convince our guest that this is what she wants from life. Twisting her arse around to try and angling her back, sticking her arse almost straight up in the air to help him find the best access. Throwing her head back and flicking that neat blonde hair as she looks back over her shoulder at him and urges him to come back to her and, “Come on now ... Come on and fuck me ... Fuck me like a slut...!” The more excited she gets, the more Scottish her accent becomes sounds – forgetting her education.
We cut to a wide-shot – our classy, slim slut, down on her knees and elbows, arse up – the dog behind her, stepping up, pushing up over her rear end – then forward onto her back, his front legs grabbing around her middle, pushing back to her thighs...
And then he’s straight into action - stabbing at her with his big cock – slapping it between her thighs, looking for a hole ... Any hole ... And she’s angling her back, pushing her little belly toward the floor, pushing her pussy back between her thighs, looking for that cock...
She lets out a long, pained squeal, “AAoooohhhhhhhhh—hAaaaaaaaaa!” as the beast’s cock find its target ... Sliding deep, stretching her pussy out, filling her up. Pushing her whole body forward as he sets off at speed, pumping his hindquarters toward her, fast and hard, in and out – knocking the breath out of our aging slut.
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