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The United Kingdom Of Zoo (A Fake BBC Documentary Series)S13E03: Maggie Arnold (51), From Bootle free porn video
All around us we can see warehouses and factory units, cheap shops and tired people walking against the wind. Everything from the dullness of the buildings (and people), to the pot-holes in the road and the greyness of the sky confirm that this is the cheap part of an old, industrial town, and we’re ‘up north’...
We turn to look up and down the street, as if we’re checking on traffic, then we cross the road, moving toward a Ladrokes betting shop...
We cut inside and see a number of men spread through the store, chatting over paper cups of coffee, watching greyhound racing on a large screen...
More dull-looking people behind the counter serving the dull-looking customers. We pause briefly to see a middle-aged woman with a shaved head and grey, drawn skin taking a better slip from a fat bloke, checking it ... She’s wearing the standard Labrokes red polo shirt, which hangs loose off her body, not giving much away about the shape within, but we’re guessing slim. Having handed the betting slip to the fat bloke, she looks up toward the entrance...
All of the chatter ends, leaving only the tinny sound of the commentator on the dog-race, and we turn around – watching all of the customers standing with open mouths...
Then we’re facing the entrance to the shop – where we can see a new figure has just entered – a stunning, top-heavy figure with shoulder length blonde hair and a confident toothy smile ... Our all American-dogslut, Jenna McCartney ... Her amazing tits are doing their best to escape the front of red summer dress that looks completely at odds with everything we’ve seen in this town so far.
She walks toward camera, speaking loud and clear in her confident mid-western American accent.
“Hi ... I’m Jenna McCartney, and this ... Is ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’ ... This week we’re in Bootle, just outside Liverpool in the north-west of the country ... And we’re here to brighten up the life of a woman who has gone through a hell of a lot in the last few years, and really deserves to feel good...”
She’s crossed the room and is now at the counter infront of that grey-lady with the shaved head. Jenna stops talking to the camera, turning to this member of staff and asking...
“Say ... Can you tell me the odds on a lady like yourself having sex with a dog in the next hour?” She smiles, already knowing the answer.
The grey-lady cracks a smile herself, showing off slightly crooked teeth, and confirms that, “1000-1 ON, love.”
There’s a short pause whilst we wait for the less intelligent viewers to realise that this is this week’s guest – then cut to a shot of her walking through the shop, being led by the hand of Jenna ... With the customers watching, some clapping, one shouting, “Go on, Maggie!”
We cut to a close-up of the grey lady, now out on the grey street, under the grey sky. She looks directly into camera, and in her strong Scouse accent, tells us that, “Hello ... I’m Maggie Arnold ... I’m 51 years old ... I’m from Bootle, and ... I think I deserve to have sex with a dog!”
We cut to a shot of the two women walking along the street side-by-side – the grey, bald, plain woman beside the stunning blonde in the red-dress. They are actually almost the same age - but our host looks at least ten years younger than she actually is, and her guest looks ten years older than she is ... It’s another case of us cruelly placing women alongside a world class babe.
They chat casually as they walk, Jenna doing her best to let her guest speak, nodding along with her as she speaks...
“I’ve been through so much over the last few years ... I got cancer – and not long after I got cancer, my husband left me – too much trouble, he said ... So I had to fight the cancer on my own ... And I swore that if I survived, I would treat myself to something crazy to celebrate. I’d do something that I never would have done before I got sick ... Plus ... I didn’t have a partner the whole time I was sick and fighting ... And by the end, I just really wanted a big cock to cheer me up!! And the dirtiest, sexiest, most insanely crazy thing I could think of to do ... Was this ... I just thought of it as being a huge shock to the system ... A reminder to all the people who ignored me when I was sick, that I’m still here ... I’m not going away...”
“And how’s the cancer treatment going?” Jenna asks.
“I’m clear ... No more cancer ... We beat it!” Smiles Maggie, her teeth yellowing and large, the gums slightly receding.
They take a couple more steps in silence, as if Jenna wants to ask something but isn’t sure if she should ... Then Maggie answers for her, “My hair does grow back, but I shave my head ... I sort of got used to being bald, and it’s a reminder of how far I’ve come...”
And now Jenna relaxes, leaning over to put an arm around the grey woman, giving her a side-hug, “Oooooohhh ... Congratulations...” She finishes the hug then pulls away and confirms, “So now you get to do that dirty, sexy, insanely crazy thing...?”
Maggie takes a deep breath and nods, “Yes ... Yes, I do...” She doesn’t look 100% certain, but she doubles down. “And if any extra dirty, sexy, insane little ideas pop into my head, I’ll try them too ... I just want to have as much fun as I can.”
They continue walking, and Jenna continues asking questions... “Has dogsex always been a fantasy of yours?”
“No ... No ... It was something that my ex used to joke about – everytime we had sex, if we did it doggy-style, he would say something like, ‘Here comes the Labrador’, or ‘Do you like Rottweilers?’ as he stuck it in me ... I didn’t even think about dogs ... But then when he left and I was on my own ... I just started thinking, if men don’t like me like this, maybe dogs will ... And it became, not a fantasy, but an idea that just sort-of grew on me ... And I thought, right, if I get better, I’ll do it ... And here I am...”
As she says this they reach the end of the laneway, where they are standing outside a small guest-house/hotel.
“And here we are...” Confirms Jenna, holding a hand up toward the hotel. “This ... Is where dreams become reality...”
Maggie smiles, looking up at the hotel, clearly thinking about what’s waiting inside for her...
We mix through to a shot of small and mean looking white dog – wide and muscular, with a domed head and beady little black eyes ... He’s looking up at our camera, flapping his tongue around toward the lens. It’s our favourite Bull-Terrier, Buddy.
We’re in a bedroom at the hotel, and now we’re looking up from the dog to the doorway ... It opens and our weak-looking grey skinned, bald-headed guest enters – seeing the dog for the first time... “Oh my God ... He’s ... Wow ... That’s not what I expected...” She looks confused rather than disappointed.”
Jenna follows her into the room. “This...” She says, “ ... Is Buddy ... And Buddy is ‘bigger’ than he looks – so don’t worry, you won’t be disappointed!”
Maggie crouches down infront of the dog, reaching forward and ruffling his head and neck, shoulders, back ... She seems comfortable with him, and the dog appears overjoyed to receive the attention. We pause on this moment for a second, then cut to a shot of Maggie standing in the middle of the room, removing that Labrokes polo shirt – confirming our suspicions ... She’s skinny, ribs sticking out, small bra barely filled. Her skin looks tired.
Buddy bounces around at her feet as she undresses, he has no idea that she looks half-dead, he doesn’t care about her hair, or the colour of her skin ... All he cares is that she’s a lady and she’s undressing. It’s playtime!
With the polo shirt off, she reaches back to unhook her bra, letting it fall away – her small tits sagging. They look like they used to be C-cups but have ‘deflated’ to something very inferior. She doesn’t appear too bothered about it. She’s cheated death, she’s not worried about looking good.
Next up she’s unzipping her black trousers and slipping them down, hooking her fingers into her panties and pulling them down at the same time. As she removes them, we see that her pussy is as cleanly shaved as her head. And all of a sudden, without any fanfare, she’s completely naked.
She bends forward to the dog, her little boobs hanging down – nipples pointing toward the floor – and gives him another ruffle on the top of his head, smiling and asking him, “Are you gonna fuck me now?”
He barks, right on cue, confirming that he intends to fuck her, and she laughs as Jenna notes, “I think that’s a yes!”
Maggie points back behind her, to the bed, and asks, “On the bed? Is it okay if he fucks me on the bed...”
Our host confirms that he’ll fuck her anywhere she wants to be fucked - and Maggie turns and walks to the bed, giving us a good view of her skinny, sagging buttocks.
Jenna crouches down next to the dog, holding him by the collar. Leaning in, whispering to him, exciting him... “Ready boy ... Ready to fuck a bitch ... Ready to fuck your bitch ... Huh?” – and now he’s pulling against her grip on his collar.
Looking down at them we have no choice but to check out her fantastic fake cleavage ... It’s another reminder of how much more attractive she is than her guest, and also a chance for us to give our viewers a little eye-candy before we focus completely on our grey lady.
The powerful dog heaves against the American’s grip – pulling her forward to her knees and making her crawl/walk behind him for a couple of steps, her knees hitting the hem of her dress, pulling the front down and popping those gorgeous tits out. It’s just a flash before she instinctively releases the dog’s collar and covers herself – but it’s enough to remind us of the madness of men ... We’re watching a show about a woman having sex with a dog, presented by a woman we’ve seen having sex with dogs and woman on previous episodes, yet this brief nip-slip will be the most screen-capped moment of this week’s show!
We cut away from the perfect tits before we get to really enjoy them – mainly because we don’t want the main show to be an anti-climax ... Now we’re looking at Maggie, waiting by her bed, bringing her hands up to her own (floppy) tits and giving them a little support as she plays with her nipples. She looks nervous as she watches the dog approaching.
He runs into the shot, and as soon as he’s close enough, he pushes his snout up between her skinny legs, sniffing, snorting and licking at her pussy ... Making her skip back a couple of steps until the back of her legs hits the edge of her big bed, and she falls back, legs apart...
The dog doesn’t hesitate to take advantage of the situation, jamming his head between her thighs and working his big tongue over her pussy...
She gasps as she feels how good this is ... Squeaking, “Ohmigod!!”
She instinctively leans back further, spreading her legs wider to give the animal better access to her sexual quarters, letting him lick her over and over.
She shuts her eyes and lets him take her to another world – his tongue sliding over her pussy, her inner thighs, down into the cleft of her butt-cheeks ... Licking everything she’s giving him.
She’s reaching down under her arse, gripping a bony cheek with either and pulling them apart to expose her arsehole – and he accepts that gift too. The sweaty hidden valley evidently to his liking as he licks with an even greater intensity, driving her to a new level of joy ... She bites her lips together, trying to stifle a whimper of pleasure...
From a wider angle we watch the dog moving around between her legs, his nose locked to her pussy, his tongue working between her butt-cheeks, as his feet dance ... He seems to be an excited as she is. The taste of a woman’s arsehole will do that to a dog. We can see Jenna in the background, moving around for a better view (the front of her dress once again pulled up over her big boobs).
Maggie is breathing harder and harder, pulling her bum wide open – so hard we worry she might rip her tissue-paper skin ... Shaking ... Gasping breaths in, then doing all she can to suppress her whimpers...
And then, without warning, she squeals – and her left leg begins to shake wildly, almost out of control ... Her nerves sending mixed messages to her brain. Pleasure overload. She’s smiling, gasping and looking shocked all at the same time – rolling away from the dog onto her side, her knees dropping off the bed to the floor until she’s face down against her sheets – her arse presented to the beast...
We’re not sure if the roll is deliberate or not, whether presenting a horny dog with her rear-end was planned, but Buddy doesn’t wait around to find out – rearing up and mounting her immediately, his front paws around her waist, wrapping around her body ... His soft belly on her behind ... Domed head held a few inches above her back.
She pushes forward against the bed, bringing her thighs to an upright position, allowing the beast to push up closer behind her ... Already stabbing that cock of his up against her arse, between her butt-cheeks ... Probing carefully, trying to find his spot ... Intense focus on his canine features as he does his best to find a tight spot for his cock...
We move to the side where we can see her expression – her head resting on the bed, on one side, all that excitement on her face, mixed with fear ... Breathing hard, catching her breaths ... Ready ... Willing...
The dog pumps away at her, fast and eratic - his aim is poor but his energy is hard to rival ... And then ... Maggie lets out a loud grunt - not a word or a scream ... She sounds more like a male tennis player serving...
And the dog is thrusting so hard and fast that our camera begins to shake...
Then cut to a wide shot in order to watch the action without shaky-cam ... Watching him railing into her for a few seconds before she manages to gasp, “He’s in my arse ... OOooohhh ... Ooooohhh...”
Buddy pumps into her – fast and furious, hard and without mercy. Tightness around his shaft inspiring him to go for it – not caring about who or what is on the end of his cock – just ramming into it. Fucking her like mad...
She braces herself, grabbing onto the edge of the bed with both hands, taking fistfuls of the sheets as she holds tight. Gasping “OOooohhh” and “aaaahhhhh” as the dog drives his hard meat deeper and deeper into her tired flesh. Dropping her head forward and biting down on the sheets, pulling them up from the bed, gritting her teeth around them as she tries to handle the anal invasion...
We cut to a low angle close-up of the penetration ... The white beast’s muscular legs pushing up against the side of the bed, his white belly against her pale flesh, that hot, hard, fat, canine cock sliding in and out between her arse-cheeks – a couple of shiny inches blurring as they jiggle and shake.
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