The United Kingdom Of Zoo (A Fake BBC Documentary Series)S14, E15 - Leanne O’Donnell (40), From Worthing, With Dennis free porn video

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We begin this week’s show with a tracking shot along a rocky, narrow beach. The sky is cloudless, but a blueish, dim colour that instantly tells us it’s winter at the seaside.

To our left, the sea rolling in to carpet the sand with a high tide flow, then withdrawing slowly. To our right, a deserted playground, and beyond that a seafront road and then 3 and 4 story beachfront apartment buildings. More functional than fancy.

A big caption appears, filling almost the whole screen, “WORTHING, ENGLAND.”

The caption is knocked off the screen as a large Doberman dog races across the sand infront of us and heads out into the sea, jumping to avoid the water as long as he can, then deep enough to swim, paddling out to grab a ball, then turning and working his way back to the shore. Bounding out of the water in arching lurches, and then running back to his master the familiar, overweight, figure of our gruff, Cockney host his fat body straining the stitching on his West Ham football shirt, hairy arms and neck, unshaven, but thinning on top. He takes the ball, and heaves it overarm back into the waves for the dog to chase, then turns to face the camera slightly out of breath from the action of throwing the ball, he introduces the show.

“‘Ello, and welcome to ëThe United Kingdom of Zoo’. I’m Dennis Baxter, and that’s my boy Romeo. And this week, we’ve come to Worthing, down on the saaf coast of England, to meet a lovely lady, with some very un-lovely thoughts.”

He looks up, passed our camera, and gives a welcoming smile.

We cut to see this week’s guest as she walks over the soft sand and jagged rocks toward us. Slightly unsteady on her feet due to the heels she’s trying to walk in (on sand).

She looks like your best friend’s mother. Totally safe, very ënice’, friendly, and good, but strangely attractive at the same time. That hint of she’s-nice-but-she-might-be-naughty. Which is, of course, confirmed by her presence on our show.

Blonde hair is neatly styled, curving around either side of a round face and stopping short of her shoulders. The face is unspectacular but friendly with a slim nose, and wide cheeks and one of those flat upper/semi-circle lower smiles that shows off all of her bottom row of teeth and none of the upper. The teeth are white and clean.

Physically, she looks healthy, but there’s a wideness in her hips and a roundness in her body that suggests a lack of exercise and a few too many Chocolate Hobnobs. She’s not what we’d call fat, but she’s certainly not thin. All wrapped in sensible but attractive clothing a knee length skirt, and a low cut sweater showing off some cleavage (which isn’t deep, but is definitely there).

She waves to us (and Dennis) as she stumbles over the rocks, and we hear her introduce herself in voice-over her voice a little whiny, sounding bored rather than annoyed. “Hiiiii. Myyyy name is Leanne O’Donnell, and I’m a 40-year-old community services worker from Worthing in Sussex. I’ve come here today because I think every woman should be free to do whatever she wants to do.”

At this point she’s reached her mark, and leans into the camera to confirm out loud, “And what I want to do. Is have sex with a doggy!” and she gives us a smile, and a nod, that tells us all we need to know about her. She’s mad for it, and she doesn’t care who knows!

We cut to a shot of the two of them standing side-by-side. Neat lady, scruffy man. As he begins the pre-fuck interview.

“Welcome to the show, Leanne. It’s always nice to meet a lady who wants to pleasure my Romeo. But would you like to tell the viewers at home what it is you like about dogsex, and how long you’ve wanted to try it?”

“Yes.” She begins, quite confident about discussing the subject. “I’ve wanted to do it for a long time. It’s always been a turn-on, because it’s naughty. It’s not something nice people do. Having sex with a dog, sucking his cock. It’s dirty. And I grew up in a small town, with a lot of small people, with small minds. It was very constrictive. When I discovered sex, I went a little wild. I’ve always been very active with boyfriends, and one-night-stands, then my husband, and then swinging. But I always felt like there was more. When I discovered dogsex videos online it blew my mind. To think that you could actually do something THAT dirty. I actually tried to set up a date with a dog once, but it didn’t work out.”

“Another fake?” Nods Dennis.

“No. It was real. It just didn’t work out with us, which made things even more frustrating for me. The dog just didn’t like me.” She frowns and shrugs.

Dennis smiles, “Well, no worries on that front here. Romeo never said no to a willing pussy. It’s in ëis blood!”

Now Leanne smiles, “That’s good. I don’t know if I could go through that disappointment again!”

“You’re dealing with a professional now, darlin’.” Dennis seems genuinely interested now, rather than just asking questions for the show. “How far did you get with the amateur?”

Our guest answers with an incredulous tone to her voice, “I got as far as being naked, on the floor of a stranger’s house, with his dog walking around. I fondled his sheath, and I tried to suck his cock. But he wouldn’t get hard. So I had to settle for hubby again.” She looks frustrated remembering the time. “Big let down!”

Dennis steps sideways to her and puts a big meaty arm around her shoulders. “Poor girl. Well, rest assured, in less than an hour Romeo will be knotted up in your cunt and you’ll be a fully fledged dogslut!”

The smile that crosses her face is as wide, genuine and full of excitement as we’ve ever seen on the show. She may not be the best looking lady we’ve had on the show, or even this series. But she’s certainly one of the keenest!

We move in close on her smile, then pull back to reveal that we’ve used the zoom to cover an edit and we’re now in another location. The bedroom of a local hotel. Modern, neat and tidy. Boringly furnished and decorated in red, white and grey.

Leanne is already stripped to her underwear, placing the last of her outer garments on the bed. Semi-naked she looks exactly as we would have imagined soft-bodied without being fat, with a decent sized of tits held in nice lacey bra. An extremely brief g-string barely covers her pubic hair at the front, and slices between the cheeks of her arse like dental floss.

She appears to be in mid-thought as we join her, the cameras only just catching what she’s saying. “I’ve had an idea. It’s a nice room and all, but can we do it out in the corridor. I like the idea of being caught out.” She laughs as if she’s surprised herself with the answer. And we cut to hand-held footage as we follow her out of the room (because we weren’t about to set everything up in the hallway).

She opens the door a crack and looks out. The steps out, waving for us to follow. Two cameras and a sound-man follow, along with Dennis, and an increasingly confused but excited Doberman.

In the hallway which is carpeted, and long enough to have doors leading to 5 rooms on either side our guest looks around, giggling a little. She’s behaving like someone half her age, full of life and fun.

“Alright darl’.” Calls Dennis from just out of shot. “Kit off and get to it before someone comes.”

Still smiling she reaches back and unhooked her bra, letting the pressure of her own tits pop the bra forward. Freed, they are a decent pair. 36C at a guess, and still fairly perky, with pointed nipples that beg to be sucked.

And then it’s the g-string - peeled off to reveal a short trimmed, dark triangle of pussy hair then down her legs, over her feet and off. She balls them up and stuffs them into her own mouth, then drops to the floor quickly, assuming the classic doggy position right away.

“Hey hey. Calm down. Give him the courtesy of a bit of foreplay. He’s not a machine, you know.” Laughs Dennis. It’s funny, because of all our dogs, Romeo probably has the best reputation for robotically getting on with the job and then just pounding away at his bitches.

Leanne is happy to roll over onto her bottom, sitting up in the corridor, naked, nipples erect, looking around but mainly at the big black dog that our host is walking to her. Smiling around a mouthful of her own panties.

She greets him with strokes to his head and the sides of his neck as he pushes forward and drops his head down between her thighs, trying to get right at her wetness. She leans back, lifting her knees and spreading her thighs, letting out a muffled gasp and what might be an “Oh God”, but we’ll never know because her mouth is still full.

The beast sticks his snout between up against her snatch and snorts hard, then begins to flop his long tongue out over her pussy lips and the hood of her clit, then between them and over the clit again. Each lick, and each angle change, leads to Leanne jerking back, or forward, and her belly tightening. Shivering.

She moans, and her eyes begin to roll back almost immediately. Then she allows her whole body to roll back, laying down on the carpet and letting her legs fall open as the dog continues licking, bringing her hands up to her head, running her fingers into her hair as she rolls her hips to present more of her pussy to the beast.

It’s a long licking session with her giving him all the access he needs. Twisting her body, or raising her hips everything he wants. Moaning throughout, her fingers running through her hair, then down over her shoulders to her boobs, squeezing and rubbing, then slipping back up to her face. Breathing hard, allowing the now soaked panties to poke out of her mouth and hooking them clear with a finger. She lays there, chest expanding and contracting, boobs rising and falling, belly shaking, as the dog soaks her cunt with lick after lick. He’s standing between her knees, his back bending slightly, cock already beginning to show poking out of his sheath menacingly.

And then he’s no longer interested in her slot. He’s stepping forward over her, trying to take advantage of her being on her back. Knowing what women usually do in this position, and wanting that lovely soft sensation.

No longer being stimulated, our guest snaps back to reality looking up at the beast and catching her breath, then reaching up with one hand to grab his collar, above her chest, in one hand, and raising her other hand to his belly, rubbing at his heavy sheath. Fondling and rubbing that as she begins to chatter, “Good boy. You like me, don’t you? Yooooouuuu doooooo.” She smirks, knowing exactly what it is, and knowing everyone in the crew here, and watching at home is hanging on her every move. She flicks her hair out of her face to make sure we can still see her lusty expression as she plays with the dog.

Slipping her fingers off the sheath, onto the couple of inches of glistening pink shaft that are exposed. The dog reacting sharply with an immediate hurried rally of thrusts. She gives us a little round-mouthed “OOooohhh” look, almost breaking into a laugh. Keeping eye contact with the lean beast’s meat, “You’ve got a lovely doggy boner already.” She smiles, a wicked, can’t-wait-to-get-started smile “Good. I can’t wait.” as the dog hops around, she pushes him to the side and slips out from under him to that she can switch positions, rolling onto her hands and knees, then dropping to her elbows, her forearms out infront of her on the hard surface.

The dog is already trying to mount her much to her amusement, giggles and gasps, “OOOohhhh he wants me.” she squeals, genuinely happy and relieved that it’s happening this time - as the beast scratches at her round buttocks and pale thighs, trying to push up over her.

After a little off-camera prompting from Dennis, she spreads her knees a little wider, lowering her pussy. Then pushes her belly down toward the floor, dropping the base of her back, angling her arse up, which brings the pussy back between her thighs toward the beast and continues to encourage him with an excited and giggly, “Come on boy. I can’t wait.” and she means it. Bucking her behind toward him, almost twerking in an attempt to keep him excited.

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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS13E01 Christina Bruce 42 from Belfast

With series 12 completed, we roll straight through into series 13 - the same hosts, doing the same things all over again ... Aren’t we getting bored of this yet? Well, it appears not ... So... We start this week’s show with establishing shots of quiet suburban streets – semi-detached homes, very middle class and safe... And then, stepping into frame from the side, moving from behind the camera to infront - this week’s host ... Still the nation’s least likely sex symbol – short, fat,...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e16 Ava Marvaux 22

from Tottenham, London. We fade in on our hostess, Charley. She’s skirting that territory between sexy and strange. With her heavily botoxed face, obviously fake bolt-on boobs, and all those tattoos on her chest, her legs, her arms ... All wrapped up in too-small clothes, showing off as much flesh as possible – mini-skirt, sleeveless low-cut top. She’s strange, but she’s ours... We’re on a wide grey street, black fences on either side, nothing beyond them on one side, a blue storage...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e19 Belinda

Series 4, Episode 19: Belinda We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway ... And then we’re looking at something new... We’re in an unimpressive residential area. Lots of orange/brown two story terraced houses that probably looked very modern and sharp in the early 80s, but now just look boring. An occasional resident walks along the street alone, a couple of cars pass by –...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e5 Julia Green 56

We fade in on high street – plenty of people around, obviously not during the Coronavirus lockdown. The camera swings around to face a bank, then moves in through the doors – past a member of staff on the front desk who waves at whoever is holding the camera (clearly knowing them) ... The camera moves past a line of customers and up to one of the cash windows ... The clerk behind the window looks up... She’s middle-aged, with a tired, almost ‘loose’ looking face – one of those big mouths...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e20 Tina

We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a built-up inner-city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking at a crowded sandy beach – kids building sandcastles, parents sunbathing ... Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing over a river – tourists leaning over the sides, taking pictures... Now we’re looking at a sandy beach on a perfect summer’s day – small waves rolling...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e7 Siobhan

Series 4, Episode 7: SIOBHAN We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a grim street of residential blocks – skinny kids running around as exhausted looking single mothers carry the shopping home ... Then we’re looking down at a crowded street market – barrows selling everything from fresh fruit and veg, to handmade jewelry and knock-off designer handbags. Now we’re in the middle of a busy food-court - restaurants...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e1 Sammy Murty

We open with an image of the United Kingdom – from high, high up ... The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us like a perverted version of Supergirl ... She smiles at us, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping to sea level over the Severn Estuary, between Wales (with a cartoonish huge flag waving on the coast, and the south-west coast of England, with...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e10 Alison Latham

Series 5, Episode 10: Alison Latham (47) – Wolverhampton We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit ... The whole country in one shot. Then our very cartoonish, top heavy and slutty caricature of Charley appears infront of us ... She points down toward the UK below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” Then she waves for us to follow her, turns and skydives toward the country below at...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e7 Effat Hassan 41

Footage through a car window, looking out at a twilight sky and a virtually empty motorway ahead ... There’s a car in the distance ahead of us, an occasional car or truck coming the other way, passing us at speed, nothing like you’d expect from a busy rush hour motorway. Then we’re looking down at the driver from a high angle, corner mounted GoPro. The driver, as you’d expect, is the cleavage heavy, filthy looking pornstar-esque Charley Ozvik, the face of the British bestiality business, and...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e3 Rebecca

“The United Kingdom of Zoo” Series 5, Episode 3: Rebecca We open with a shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us like a twisted version of the old “Bewitched’ tv titles ... She smiles at us, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit to sea level over the English Channel, off the south coast, in...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e7 Asha

Series 5, Episode 7: Asha Goyal We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit ... The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our host, Charley, appears infront of us ... She points down toward the UK below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” She giggles, then turns and dives toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess10e01 Anita Vernon 25 from Bury

As part of our commitment to social distancing and the safety of our great nation, this season of the “United Kingdom of Zoo” has been filmed almost entirely with remote cameras. We wish to thank the many lovely ladies who have travelled to see us at our Manchester studios, and hope they all enjoyed fulfilling their fantasies as much as we enjoyed watching... We fade in on a dark set. A spotlight illuminates a single bed – steel-frame, mattress, no bedclothes or pillows. We had a scour a...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess8e15 Lynn Roche 51

Series 8 Episode 15: Lynn Roche (51), from Isle of Wight. We’re on the sunny sea-front of a traditional looking British sea-side town. Small apartment blocks sit on one-side of the road, looking out over the sea. The building infront of us is three levels above an open parking garage. Each level with its own balcony. An attractive figure approaches, walking out from the shadows of the garage and into the bright sunlight, with a large black dog by her side. She’s dressed for the sunshine –...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess3e10 Stacy 44 hairdresser from London

Series 3, Episode 10: Stacy On one side of the street a row of pre-War three-story buildings – shopfront downstairs, residential apartment/flats above. On the other side of the street, modern four/five level office buildings, and an old train station with a sign outside that reads, “Welcome to Enfield Chase”. We’re in North London to meet our next subject, and she’s a subject who’s worth meeting. Back to those shopfronts – one in particular – Hair By Hottinger. A modest hair and beauty...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e11 Janine Saunders 18

Series 6, Episode 11 – Janine Saunders (18), from Birmingham We fade in on a nice townhouse in a nice neighbourhood – then we cut to inside the house and see our hostess – Charley – sitting at her desk, a large computer editing suite laid out infront of her (big computer, multiple screens, etc.) She appears to be editing an episode of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’ as we watch, although there’s nothing sexual on screen at the moment, just a young couple walking a large Alsatian. Charley turns...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e2 Victoria Bravia 20

We open with our beautiful animated shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Then our cartoon, top heavy tattooed version of Charley appears, floating in the sky with us, winking and smiling - then waving for us to follow her as she turns and falls toward the country at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit toward the northern part of England, all the way down to a large old city of Sheffield right in the middle, in just a few seconds. Our animated Charley leads us all the...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess9e16 Sienna Triosi 24 married showoff

Series 9, Episode 16: Sienna Triosi (24), from Ipswich We open with a shot of a very boring, street two-up two-down terraced houses. Small paved front yards provide off street parking for a couple of small cars each. And then, walking up the street toward us – the chunky figure of our favourite Cockney wideboy, Dennis, and beside him the sleek, narrow figure of his mean looking, hard-loving, but ultimately very well-behaved Doberman, Casanova. We track backwards as he walks – keeping him...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e15 Em Smith 37

from Newcastle We fade in on the familiar frontage of Charley’s stylish townhouse – then we cut to inside, right to Charley’s home office, and find her once again sitting at her editing suite. She’s not doing much editing though – she has her back to us, both feet up against the front of her desk, her legs spread wide, and she appears to be working her pussy (we can’t actually see what she’s doing) as she watches her screen... On screen, partially obscured by Charley’s shoulder we can see...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e13 Colette

Series 4, Episode 13: COLETTE We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway ... And then we’re looking at something new... This time our drone camera is floating over a road in a nice suburb on a beautiful sunny day. High stone/brick walls separate nice houses from the pavement. Not too many cars driving by. We’re following a middle-aged woman as she jogs ... Well, it’s more of a...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e4 Melina

We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a build-up inner city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing over a river – tourists leaning over the sides, taking pictures ... And finally we’re floating over the dull terraced houses and occasional grim tower-block of a northern English city. Over allotments, over a slow-moving river, dropping down toward a...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess8e16 Lily Parkinson 32

Series 8, Episode 16: Lily Parkinson (32), from Chester We pan over a couple of large wooden animal shapes – a rhino and a giraffe - open on a large sign that reads “Chester Zoo”, then pan down to the main gates, watching as an excited family enters the facility. A mini-montage shows us some of the animals – large lizards, chimpanzees, elephants, lions, and finally a pair of dingos ... Pausing on the final animals as one suddenly mounts the other and starts fucking her ... We cut to a...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS13E17 Eva Ahn 33 from Motherwell

We start this week’s show with an establishing shot of a bright and classy business park – 2 and 3 level buildings with red and white facias, large black windows, small car parks... The car parks are mostly empty as we pan from one building to the next, and we realize that the sun is dropping in the background – it’s an evening shoot, and all of the workers have gone home for the day... We end our pan looking at the one building with cars/vans in the carpark. And then our host steps into...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess12e07 Cora Toney 25 from Newcastle

We start this week’s show with establishing shots of a large allotment on a sunny day – lots of small gardens sectioned off from one another, middle aged men avoiding their families – growing flowers, vegetables, or just hiding in garden sheds – and then we’re looking at a large blue-grey Weimaraner ... Watching for a moment as he sniffs around the corner of a garden shed, then turns, cocks his leg, and pisses on it... And then, stepping out from behind the shed, catching a little of that...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS12 E20 Eva Straskova 30 from Notting Hill London

We start this week’s show with an establishing shot of a large, grey, concrete and glass building. Seven storeys high, each as boring and square as the last. If it wasn’t for the row of green trees planted in the wide pavement out front there wouldn’t be any colour here at all. We move toward the building and note that the ground floor windows are mirrored glass – briefly casting a reflection of our camera crew – as we approach a pair of glass double-doors. Stencilled on the glass, a very...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e5 Andrea

Series 5, Episode 5: Andrea Fereday (29) – Uxbridge We open with our beautiful animation of the United Kingdom – from space... Our cartoonish, top heavy image of Charley appears, floating infront of us, smiling and giggling, then waves for us to follow her ... Turns and dives toward the country at hyper-sonic speed – and we follow - dropping from a low-Earth orbit – heading toward the south, toward London, then veering westward as we hurtle toward the ground ... Reaching ground level in...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS14E01 Adrienne Huntington 42 from Swanage

We open this week’s show, as usual, with an establishing shot of the seafront of a small seaside town. Shops and shoppers, deserted ice-cream stands, a beach filled with yellow sand but virtually no holiday makers, and a very choppy bay stretching out in the distance, with land on one side and a pier on the other. We can hear the unmistakable blustering sound of wind blowing in off the sea ... We’re clearly at a seaside resort in the middle of winter. A big caption appears, filling almost...

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