The United Kingdom Of Zoo (A Fake BBC Documentary Series)S13E04: Janette Stone (40), From Harrogate, With Dennis free porn video
We begin this week’s show with an establishing shot of a large and impressive looking Victorian building. Two stories high, very wide, with tall rectangular windows spaced evenly in the sandstone walls along both floors. There’s something about it that screams ‘school’ even before we see the big sign by the entrance gate that reads, “HARROGATE GRAMMAR SCHOOL – WELCOME”.
We turn away from the front of the building and look up the street where we can see the familiar figure of today’s host approaching. It’s the fat, hairy, West Ham shirt-wearing Cockney geezer himself ... Huffing and puffing along the street toward us – and this week, unlike on previous shows, he’s being pulled along by not one, but two, Doberman dogs. One black and tan, the other almost pure black.
Even with his bulk Dennis is leaning back a little against them, making sure he controls the pace. We cut to a close-up of him as he’s walking, talking in a slightly out of breath way, “Hello, and welcome to another edition of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’ ... I’m Dennis Baxter, and this week I’ve brought my boys up norf to ‘arrogate in Yorkshire, to teach a teacher a few lessons!”
He nods toward the school, and we spin round to look at the building again, closing in on one of the upper story windows ... Mixing through to...
A slightly hard-faced, borderline masculine blonde – wearing a skirt and white blouse. Her body is tall and slim, and whilst she’s not un-attractive, she won’t be gracing any magazine covers.
Her blouse is tucked into the skirt, pulled tight to show that she has a flat stomach and a tight arse, as well as making the best of her chest – which is certainly not flat, just not large.
She’s talking to her class of Year 11 teenagers as she points out elements of today’s lesson on her white-board. She’s not exactly the kind of teacher that most of the boys will focus their fantasies on, but there’s something about her manner that oozes a polite sexuality – enough to keep the more sexually aware kids on their toes – she’s sending the signals out with her movements, her eyes, her lips, as she speaks. You get the impression that she’d definitely be sexually available if one of the kids had the nerve to try.
We can’t hear the lesson she’s giving, because we’re listening to her introduction in voice-over. A polite, north Yorkshire accent, the edges clipped off by over a decade of teaching.
“Hello ... My name is Janette Stone, and I’m a 40-year-old history teacher from Harrogate.”
We watch as she continues to teach, listening to her story, which seems to fit right in with the outwardly respectable teacher we’re looking at...
“I’ve been married for ten years, and my husband and I have what would commonly be regarded as an adventurous sex-life ... We decided very early on that if we only ever had sex with each other, we’d get bored pretty quickly, so he’s been watching me fuck other men for most of our marriage. He likes to take photos and videos too ... We’ve got a huge collection – a different man every weekend...”
In the classroom, we watch as Janette clicks the mouse on her laptop and a documentary about the Roman occupation of England is projected onto the whiteboard for the students to watch, on the screen we can see a subfolder open (not projected onto the screen for the class to see) containing hundreds of files with names like “Clive – facefuck” and “Jake – anal pounding” and “Unknown – creampie” – the mouse hovering over one of them, the option to stream to ‘Classroom’ highlighted, ready to be clicked...
Janette continues, “I sometimes think about ‘accidently’ putting one of them in the projector and letting the whole class watch me sucking a cock or being pounded from behind...”
We pause on her teaching for a few more seconds as she continues her lesson – her introduction continuing in voice-over as she bends forward infront of students, making sure her blouse hangs down to tempt them to look at her tits. “The really tantalizing thought is of doing something really rude, and doing it on television where everyone can see it – including my students ... And the idea of doing something with a dog, well, that just drives me wild. Partly for the bestiality itself, and partly for the idea of my students, their parents, and my fellow teachers all watching...”
The school bell rings, and all the kids begin to charge out...
We cut to outside the school again, with Janette standing opposite Dennis and the dogs ... She looks confident, clearly itching to get started – looking from dog to dog throughout the interview. The car park is almost empty, and the sun is beginning to go down – we had to wait until the students, parents and most of the staff were gone before filming the interview.
Dennis chats in his usual, gruff but relaxed style. Comfortable and confident talking to women – he’s seen so many of them fuck his dogs that nothing surprises him anymore (that’s not to say he finds it boring, the smile confirms that he loves every minute of this).
“Based on your application – it seems that the dog isn’t the most important part of this fantasy of yours...”
She half smiles, and nods, then confirms, “No ... Well, not exactly ... I mean, the dog is very important to the fantasy – but the actual thrill is the idea of everyone watching – and the idea of continuing my daily life after I’ve done it ... Knowing my kids will know what kind of a slut I am, and that their parents will hate me ... It’s just a deviant’s dream!”
“And do you spend a lot of time thinking about it?” Checks our host.
She nods again, “I spend far too much time thinking about it ... I love fantasy almost as much as reality ... And sometimes I think that fantasy is going to spill over into reality, and I’m going to say something I shouldn’t in class, when I’m distracted ... I think I might be teaching about the civil war, or the industrial revolution, and I’ll just start talking about gangbangs or dildos.”
The idea of talking about sex to my students is a real turn-on ... On a Monday morning I’ve often thought about asking them what they watched last night – hoping one of them will mention UK of Zoo so I can ask if they like that ... Or I’ve thought about setting them an essay, “Describe your sexual fantasy”, or “What did you wank about last night?” If I was an English teacher I could probably justify it, hahaha...”
“Do you think the kids fantasize about you?” Checks Dennis.
“I don’t know about think ... But hope, yes ... I hope they do. That would be a huge turn-on for me ... I’ve had the fantasy of sleeping with one of my students ... I think, if they were honest, most teachers have thought about it ... They’re all there in their prime – all that youthful energy ... So, coming on the show and doing this ... They’re guaranteed to talk about it. Even if it’s being cheeky or trying to insult me ... But, you know, if it gets the conversation started!! I’ll try anything once...” She looks down at the two dogs, then corrects herself. “Or twice!”
“Indeed ... Well – you’ve clearly thought this through ... So I think we should retire to somewhere a little more private so you can get to know my boys a bit better – and we can make your dirty dreams come true!”
Janette smiles and confirms, “Oh yes, I’d like that...” – and we fade out on her as she looks right into camera and pouts a little.
We fade back in in the lounge-room of a nice, but not too fancy, residence. A couple of comfortable couches with a nice deep-pile rug between them, and a large screen tv at the end of the room. Casanova is sitting on one of the couches, leaning sideways against the back. Romeo is standing on the other, look back across the room with his tail wagging. He’s getting the hang of the cameras now and knows what’s about to happen.
Janette is in the doorway of the room, kissing a man whose face is blurred out. It’s her husband, and for reasons only known to him he requested that he remained anonymous even though his wife was appearing under her own name without any kind of a mask.
She’s already skirt-less, her blouse hanging down over her bottom and crotch, and he’s pinching her nipples through the front of her blouse as he whispers encouragement to her. We catch his final words, “Go be the best slut you can be!” – and she breaks off the kiss and walks into the middle of the room, unbuttoning and opening the front of her blouse – peeling it off to show off her slim body and small boobs (no bra and just the briefest pair of panties). She’s in decent shape for a thirty-something – nothing spectacular but certainly not a turn-off as she stands between the two couches ... Her near naked body getting the dog’s full attention.
“What does he think of this?” Checks Dennis, nodding toward her blurred partner in the doorway.
“Oh, he loves it ... He’s seen me fuck so many blokes ... He can’t wait to see something different!”
We look over to the still blurred husband who flashes us a thumbs up. Even without his face, we can tell he’s excited and happy just by his body-language.
We cut to a shot of Janette, in the middle of the room, between the couches – naked save for her panties – our guest reaches out to either side, stretching her hands to the dog’s snouts, letting them sniff and lick at her fingers...
She looks from dog to dog, a dirty smile crossing her face – she’s here, and she’s doing this ... And that clearly turns her on...
She makes her first big decision, then leans toward Casanova – pouting as she offers him her jaw – which he begins to lick with the same enthusiasm he had for her fingers. Even though his head is in the way, we can tell she’s smiling as he slops his tongue over her mouth. She’s opening up, letting his tongue slop over her lips and inside ... Pushing her tongue out to meet his...
Behind her, Romeo moves forward and jumps off the other couch so he can join in with the action ... Coming in hard and fast, full of enthusiasm, bringing his snout up infront of her face, alongside his father’s snout, and joining in with the licking. His tongue dragging across her cheeks, her jaw, and over the side of Casanova’s snout and tongue ... Whenever Casanova moves off to explore the other side of her face, Romeo slips it and licks at her face...
When the face licking stops, after less than a minute of wet, sexy action, our guest’s face is glistening with doggy saliva ... Her lipstick smeared ... And she’s breathing hard – partly from the excitement, and partly because she literally can’t breathe with two dogs taking turns to slop their tongues into her mouth!
The dogs are still interested, but for the moment she’s in control – pushing Romeo away, then twisting to push his father back as well ... Both dogs skip and push back, excited by the play...
Looking up at our camera, then over toward Dennis, the blonde confirms, “I’m ready to go for it – right now...”
“Don’t wait for permission, girl ... Let them at it...!” Confirms Dennis.
Our guest smiles again as she pushes the dogs away a second time, playfully taunting them as she shuffles her panties down her thighs ... She’s constantly interrupted by the boys trying to mount her or sniff at her pussy; getting a paw on her shoulder, front legs around her middle, or a few licks between her thighs, before she is able to push them off, one handed, whilst the other pulls on those panties ... Raising one knee, then the other, as she removes them...
Then, with another quick, excited smile toward our camera, she repositions, leaning forward onto her hands, taking up the classic doggy position #1 – two hands, two knees, her slim body parallel with the floor, her arse presented at a nice height for the dogs ... No longer pushing them away...
Casanova, the experienced old beast, is the first into position behind her, rising up over her behind, his big paws scraping over her back and sides as he pulls himself up against her back – his narrow chest settling down against her spine, his soft belly wrapping around her arse, pulling his sheath up behind her pussy ... She lets out a little yelp – more excited than surprised... “OOhhh ... It’s happening...”
And then the dog’s paws are around her middle, and he’s pumping hard against her from behind, the pointed pink tip of his cock poking out of the furry sheath, stabbing up against her pussy – looking for a way in...
As he bumps up against her, she shuffles forward, allowing her knees to spread just a little, arching her back a degree – just enough to ease her snatch into the right position for... “AAAaaaahhhHHHH ... He’s fucking me ... He’s fucking me!!”
And boy is he fucking her – hard and fast. We cut down to our classic close-up shot – watching his cock drill into her ... A frenzy of rough sex. Making her gasp and squeal as he pounds into her – with intense, short strokes ... Intense, but brief ... Because after less than 20 seconds of action, he pulls back, and his cock pops out of her, splashing watery doggy semen onto the floor between her legs...
We cut to a wider angle and watch the fuck again – it’s brief, so we watch the whole thing from this position ... The gripping, the fucking, the intensity of it ... Then the scrabbling front paws over her back, as he pulls back and dismounts...
The way he steps to the side, his hips still bucking a big fat cock at the air under his belly, it looks almost like he’s making way for his boy...
And his boy takes his cue ... Replacing his sire on the bitch’s back – mounting her quickly, but in a rougher way than his father did ... Coming slightly from the side, getting his paws around her and pulling close, but pumping his cock outside her thigh – trying a couple of times before realizing he’s not lined up ... Shuffling to the side ... Janette lifts one hand to reach back and push his rear end around behind her – then quickly snapping her hand back to the floor as he lurches forward against her behind ... Pushing up close – holding tight, and beginning to pump at her pussy ... Finding his target almost immediately and making our whore toss her head back and gasp again as she’s fucked by her second dog in a minute...
Lauryn
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