The United Kingdom Of Zoo (A Fake BBC Documentary Series)S12: E09: Helena Gates (50) From Leatherhead free porn video

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We start this week’s show with establishing shots of a high-quality collection of low-rise apartments. Multiple buildings, each of them four floors high. Red brick and white render, lots of small square windows and balconies that look almost completely unused.

Then, walking around the corner in cargo pant shorts, and his beloved West Ham football shirt, his Doberman beside him ... It’s Dennis, the Cockney geezer that our audience has grown to either love or hate, and he’s approaching us with a sweaty forehead and a big smile.

He introduces himself, and the show – slightly out of breath - “‘Ello, and welcome to ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’, with me, Dennis Baxter – and him...” He looks down at his dog - “ ... Your hero, and mine, Casanova the Third...” He looks back up to the camera and continues, “This week, we’re in Leatherhead ... To meet a lady who wants to try something a little different ... Like him...” He looks down at Casanova again.

We pan away from Dennis and his dog, and look at those apartment buildings – focussing on one particular balcony/apartment.

Then we cut to inside that apartment – where we find ourselves looking at a pleasant, natural looking brunette. She’s got an unusual look – not unattractive, but different, with a biggish nose, a strong square jaw, and a high forehead, but she’s nice enough to look at. We get the impression that if she tried she could look pretty good – but with no make-up, her long hair hanging loose and un-styled, and wearing a baggy dressing gown, wrapped snugly around herself, she’s not putting in any effort at all.

That’s not to suggest she’s lazy or disinterested – her expression and body language, leaning forward and smiling as she talks, gives away her attitude and enthusiasm. Her voice is quiet, a little shy, very well-spoken.

“Hello ... I’m Helena ... Helena Gates ... I’m 50-years-old, and I’m a chartered accountant from Leatherhead in Surrey.”

We cut to a two-shot of Helena sitting at one end of the couch, with Dennis sitting at the other end, Doberman sitting on the floor between his feet. Dennis sits forward, one hand on the dog’s head, looking intently at his guest and asking, “Alright Helena ... Tell me a story...”

Helena nods, then tells her story, “Well ... We’re here because I just love beasty videos ... Absolutely adore them ... Always have. I trawl through the internet finding them. Watching them all. I’ve been doing it for years ... I love them all ... Well, not the Brazilian rubbish – all those girls having orgasms the second they see a dog’s cock ... That’s so fake ... I love it when it’s real ... I love the Russian stuff, real women with real dogs, sucking cock and licking arse ... That stuff ... Those Russian girls are filthy...” She smirks, nodding at her own comment, then continues, “And then you guys – the UK of Zoo came along, and suddenly there’s all these British women – real women with real dogs, sucking cock and licking arse, and loving every second, and I just got really, really jealous – because this was supposed to be my bloody fantasy, and there’s all these other girls doing it, and I’m sitting here getting older every day, and I still haven’t done it!”

“And you wanted to get in on the action?” Adds Dennis, stating the obvious.

Helena nods again. “Of course ... I’m not going to let them have ALL the fun!” She laughs a little, still quietly.

Dennis asks the questions our audience wants to know... “Is there a Mr Gates?”

Helena laughs nervously, “Ohh, only my father ... No ... I’m not married. I’ve never felt the need to have a man in my life. I’ve had some, but I’ve never NEEDED one...” She laughs again.

“But you DO NEED a doggy in your life?” Checks Dennis with a smirk.

“Oh absolutely ... Very much so.” Her quiet, nervous tone, and her shy smile, completely at odds with the subject matter.

Dennis tugs on Casanova’s chain, and the sleek beast stands up and pulls toward Helena. “Well, it just happens that I have a dog here ... And I fink he’d love to be a part of your life...”

She’s barely taken her eyes of the beast since the interview began, but she makes a point of looking at him right now as she confirms, “Ohhhhh, I’d like that ... Very much...”

We cut to a shot of Helena standing in her bedroom, opening her dressing gown up to reveal that she is topless under it – two firm, surprisingly perky breasts that don’t look like they belong on a 44-year-old’s body – but there they are.

Her skin is white, her belly slim but soft.

She’s nervous, but smiling, as she unties the string fastener of her pyjama trousers, then pulls them down – a few inches at first, showing off the top of her panties, smiling again, and then easing them down further to show off the whole of the panties, then down her milky thighs before stepping out of them and throwing them away.

She’s left standing infront of our camera in nothing but those white panties, struggling to keep her face up toward the camera, looking down at the floor instead.

“I still can’t believe I’m finally doing this for real...” She notes. “Are you sure this is really happening?”

We cut to a shot of her as she peels her panties off to expose a neatly trimmed pussy ... Looking around as she takes them off, as if she’s waiting for something to tell her this is just a test, a simulation, or whatever ... Tell her that this not happening, that she is not expected to go through with it... “I know I talked about all those dirty things – but do I have to do ‘everything’?” She asks.

Dennis confirms that she only has to do what she wants to do, and she can stop any time she wants. He has a way of reassuring his guests – it’s amazing really that such an ugly, scary man, with such a deep gruff voice, can be sensitive in a way that builds women’s confidence to do whatever they ever dreamed of doing. He just seems to be able to make them feel like they aren’t evil or disgusting ... That they might be perverts – but they are no more perverted than any other woman he’s introduced to his dogs.

She pauses for a second, naked in full frontal for us. She’s not bad for her age. Slim but soft. Just a little curvy. Sweeping her curly hair back over her shoulder.

She smiles as she brings her hands up to brush her long brunette hair back over her head and behind her shoulders, showing off those surprisingly firm boobs, and confirming that, “I’ll just do what comes naturally...” with a nervous smile.

We pan away from her to look at Dennis, crouching down next to Casanova and rubbing his neck as he unhooks the chain from his collar, “Okay boy ... Go show her what’s natural...”

Casanova takes his instructions and heads straight over to our guest – who tenses up slightly as he approaches, but holds her ground infront of the bed, and reaches down to stroke the side of his face as he sniffs at her fingers and moves forward toward her crotch – jamming his narrow snout right in there before she can move away.

Helena gasps and cracks a huge grin as she feels his cold nose between her thighs, and his tongue immediately whipping against her mons pubis...

Dennis gives her some commentary as she moves her hips around, half pulling away, half offering herself up... “This boy... ‘E’s a good boy... ‘E’s going to make you feel very relaxed ... And very safe...”

Our guest tries to look at her host as he talks, listening as if she’s receiving important instructions for the session ahead ... Then Dennis adds, in his gruffest, but somehow most friendly tones, “And then - he’s going to fuck the living daylights out of you...”

The words are almost enough to make her melt – and she suddenly stops moving around, and simply drops back onto the bed behind her and opens her thighs to the beast...

The Doberman sticks his snout between her parted thighs, sniffs at her snatch, and then settles into the serious business of licking that pussy ... And Helena opens her legs wider, her instinct for pleasure kicking in, presenting him with pretty pussy lips that part as her legs spread ... Gasping as his long tongue slides over her open box. We can hear Dennis in the background telling his boy he’s doing a good job.

She gasps, tossing her head back and welcoming him in ... Gasping, “Gooooood booooooooyy!” as he licks at her private parts ... Laying back on the bed and letting her back arch, pleasure already beginning to surge through her as his tongue slides over her outer lips, between them, over her clit ... Again and again.

He keeps licking – making her squirm around, forcing herself to keep her legs open despite the intensity of the feelings as his hot tongue works that wet slot. She moans, an incredulous smile across her face, lifting her head then smacking it back down on her bed.

The longer he licks, the more strained her smile becomes – gritting her teeth, her eyes watering, her hands groping her own boobs, then reaching down to her thighs, holding her legs up and open ... And finally, when she can’t take it anymore, pushing the big animal away, closing her legs, and shivering ... Then looking up into the camera with another smile, a little forced this time, and gasping, “FFuuuuhhhhhhccckk!” – then cracking up into laughter. Blown away by how good his tongue felt on her pussy.

She lays back and catches her breath for a minute – her round boobs rising and falling, nipples rock-hard. Belly soft, but because she’s on her back it looks quite flat. “Phew ... I think I want to suck him off now...” She raises her head, “Is that okay? If I suck him off before he fucks me? He licked me, I want to lick him...”

She’s a typical accountant – she wants to balance the books. One oral received; one oral given!

We cut to a wide shot of Helena, still on the bed, but now turned around so that her head, rather than her legs, is hanging over the edge of the mattress ... With the Doberman now side on to the bed and her twisting her head around under his belly. Reaching up with one hand to fondle his sheath and cock. He already has a little lipstick dick presenting from the sheath – and as she begins to play with it, more shows ... Shiny and pink...

She runs her hand over the sheath, rubbing it, drawing it back, exposing more of the cock – smiling as she does it ... Licking her lips. Leaning closer, jerking the sheath, the semi-erect cock wobbling ... Opening her mouth as a few drips of pre-cum fly off the tip of the dick as it shakes infront of her – trying to catch one...

Helena smiles, half looking up to the camera, letting out a little laugh and commenting (in a self-doubting way rather than an excited or incredulous one), “I can’t believe I’m doing this...”

And then – with a little tug on his dick, and a movement of her head – she IS doing this ... Her mouth wrapped around Casanova’s cock. His shaft in her mouth, her lips against it, her tongue against it. Sucking on it ... Eyes closing as she savours the moment. Holding it there – trying not to smile, breathing noisily through her nose. She’s fairly still – and that’s not good enough for the dog, so he begins to pump at her mouth, just a little, but enough to make her eyes open wide.

She continues to hold the base of his shaft with one hand, the cock with her mouth – as the dog jerks and shuffles above her, occasional spasms as he seeks pleasure ... Her eyes open wider, shocked by his ‘attach’, and she looks like she’s about to scream out, but then she takes over ... And the second she begins to move her head up and down his shaft, he stops jerking at her.

Back to a wide-shot – taking in the whole scene ... She’s laid out on her back, hanging over the edge of the bed, the dog standing over her face, her mouth wrapped around his cock ... Dark hair hanging down toward the floor. As she works his dick, she reaches down with her free hand and begins to rub her fingers over her pussy – between the lips, over the clit. Everything seems nice and wet at both ends. The dog squirting in her mouth, her letting it dribble over her lips and run up her cheeks and back toward her ears.

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We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a built-up inner-city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking at a crowded sandy beach – kids building sandcastles, parents sunbathing ... Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing over a river – tourists leaning over the sides, taking pictures... Now we’re looking at a sandy beach on a perfect summer’s day – small waves rolling...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e7 Siobhan

Series 4, Episode 7: SIOBHAN We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a grim street of residential blocks – skinny kids running around as exhausted looking single mothers carry the shopping home ... Then we’re looking down at a crowded street market – barrows selling everything from fresh fruit and veg, to handmade jewelry and knock-off designer handbags. Now we’re in the middle of a busy food-court - restaurants...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e1 Sammy Murty

We open with an image of the United Kingdom – from high, high up ... The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us like a perverted version of Supergirl ... She smiles at us, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping to sea level over the Severn Estuary, between Wales (with a cartoonish huge flag waving on the coast, and the south-west coast of England, with...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e10 Alison Latham

Series 5, Episode 10: Alison Latham (47) – Wolverhampton We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit ... The whole country in one shot. Then our very cartoonish, top heavy and slutty caricature of Charley appears infront of us ... She points down toward the UK below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” Then she waves for us to follow her, turns and skydives toward the country below at...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e7 Effat Hassan 41

Footage through a car window, looking out at a twilight sky and a virtually empty motorway ahead ... There’s a car in the distance ahead of us, an occasional car or truck coming the other way, passing us at speed, nothing like you’d expect from a busy rush hour motorway. Then we’re looking down at the driver from a high angle, corner mounted GoPro. The driver, as you’d expect, is the cleavage heavy, filthy looking pornstar-esque Charley Ozvik, the face of the British bestiality business, and...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e3 Rebecca

“The United Kingdom of Zoo” Series 5, Episode 3: Rebecca We open with a shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us like a twisted version of the old “Bewitched’ tv titles ... She smiles at us, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit to sea level over the English Channel, off the south coast, in...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e7 Asha

Series 5, Episode 7: Asha Goyal We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit ... The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our host, Charley, appears infront of us ... She points down toward the UK below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” She giggles, then turns and dives toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess10e01 Anita Vernon 25 from Bury

As part of our commitment to social distancing and the safety of our great nation, this season of the “United Kingdom of Zoo” has been filmed almost entirely with remote cameras. We wish to thank the many lovely ladies who have travelled to see us at our Manchester studios, and hope they all enjoyed fulfilling their fantasies as much as we enjoyed watching... We fade in on a dark set. A spotlight illuminates a single bed – steel-frame, mattress, no bedclothes or pillows. We had a scour a...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess3e10 Stacy 44 hairdresser from London

Series 3, Episode 10: Stacy On one side of the street a row of pre-War three-story buildings – shopfront downstairs, residential apartment/flats above. On the other side of the street, modern four/five level office buildings, and an old train station with a sign outside that reads, “Welcome to Enfield Chase”. We’re in North London to meet our next subject, and she’s a subject who’s worth meeting. Back to those shopfronts – one in particular – Hair By Hottinger. A modest hair and beauty...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e11 Janine Saunders 18

Series 6, Episode 11 – Janine Saunders (18), from Birmingham We fade in on a nice townhouse in a nice neighbourhood – then we cut to inside the house and see our hostess – Charley – sitting at her desk, a large computer editing suite laid out infront of her (big computer, multiple screens, etc.) She appears to be editing an episode of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’ as we watch, although there’s nothing sexual on screen at the moment, just a young couple walking a large Alsatian. Charley turns...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e2 Victoria Bravia 20

We open with our beautiful animated shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Then our cartoon, top heavy tattooed version of Charley appears, floating in the sky with us, winking and smiling - then waving for us to follow her as she turns and falls toward the country at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit toward the northern part of England, all the way down to a large old city of Sheffield right in the middle, in just a few seconds. Our animated Charley leads us all the...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess9e16 Sienna Triosi 24 married showoff

Series 9, Episode 16: Sienna Triosi (24), from Ipswich We open with a shot of a very boring, street two-up two-down terraced houses. Small paved front yards provide off street parking for a couple of small cars each. And then, walking up the street toward us – the chunky figure of our favourite Cockney wideboy, Dennis, and beside him the sleek, narrow figure of his mean looking, hard-loving, but ultimately very well-behaved Doberman, Casanova. We track backwards as he walks – keeping him...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS12E19 Emma Withe 54 from Oakham

We fade in in the middle of a quiet street, in the low-rise central area of a small midlands town, with one and two story buildings around us. To one side, a long flat warehouse/factory type unit, stocking and fitting tyres for local drivers, to the other, the town’s train station. Looking like a traditional old station, but rebuilt fairly recently. There’s a small car park between us and the station, and it’s almost full. We watch as a car drives down the road toward us, then turns into the...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e13 Colette

Series 4, Episode 13: COLETTE We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway ... And then we’re looking at something new... This time our drone camera is floating over a road in a nice suburb on a beautiful sunny day. High stone/brick walls separate nice houses from the pavement. Not too many cars driving by. We’re following a middle-aged woman as she jogs ... Well, it’s more of a...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e4 Melina

We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a build-up inner city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing over a river – tourists leaning over the sides, taking pictures ... And finally we’re floating over the dull terraced houses and occasional grim tower-block of a northern English city. Over allotments, over a slow-moving river, dropping down toward a...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess8e16 Lily Parkinson 32

Series 8, Episode 16: Lily Parkinson (32), from Chester We pan over a couple of large wooden animal shapes – a rhino and a giraffe - open on a large sign that reads “Chester Zoo”, then pan down to the main gates, watching as an excited family enters the facility. A mini-montage shows us some of the animals – large lizards, chimpanzees, elephants, lions, and finally a pair of dingos ... Pausing on the final animals as one suddenly mounts the other and starts fucking her ... We cut to a...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS13E17 Eva Ahn 33 from Motherwell

We start this week’s show with an establishing shot of a bright and classy business park – 2 and 3 level buildings with red and white facias, large black windows, small car parks... The car parks are mostly empty as we pan from one building to the next, and we realize that the sun is dropping in the background – it’s an evening shoot, and all of the workers have gone home for the day... We end our pan looking at the one building with cars/vans in the carpark. And then our host steps into...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess12e07 Cora Toney 25 from Newcastle

We start this week’s show with establishing shots of a large allotment on a sunny day – lots of small gardens sectioned off from one another, middle aged men avoiding their families – growing flowers, vegetables, or just hiding in garden sheds – and then we’re looking at a large blue-grey Weimaraner ... Watching for a moment as he sniffs around the corner of a garden shed, then turns, cocks his leg, and pisses on it... And then, stepping out from behind the shed, catching a little of that...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS12 E20 Eva Straskova 30 from Notting Hill London

We start this week’s show with an establishing shot of a large, grey, concrete and glass building. Seven storeys high, each as boring and square as the last. If it wasn’t for the row of green trees planted in the wide pavement out front there wouldn’t be any colour here at all. We move toward the building and note that the ground floor windows are mirrored glass – briefly casting a reflection of our camera crew – as we approach a pair of glass double-doors. Stencilled on the glass, a very...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e5 Andrea

Series 5, Episode 5: Andrea Fereday (29) – Uxbridge We open with our beautiful animation of the United Kingdom – from space... Our cartoonish, top heavy image of Charley appears, floating infront of us, smiling and giggling, then waves for us to follow her ... Turns and dives toward the country at hyper-sonic speed – and we follow - dropping from a low-Earth orbit – heading toward the south, toward London, then veering westward as we hurtle toward the ground ... Reaching ground level in...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS14E01 Adrienne Huntington 42 from Swanage

We open this week’s show, as usual, with an establishing shot of the seafront of a small seaside town. Shops and shoppers, deserted ice-cream stands, a beach filled with yellow sand but virtually no holiday makers, and a very choppy bay stretching out in the distance, with land on one side and a pier on the other. We can hear the unmistakable blustering sound of wind blowing in off the sea ... We’re clearly at a seaside resort in the middle of winter. A big caption appears, filling almost...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess8e18 Sylvia Distin 55 from Chelmsford

We’re cruising along a wide and quiet suburban street. Green lawns stretch back from the pavement to the nice semi-detached homes. There’s a slim woman walking a large dog along the side of the road, and we pan around to look at her as we pass – it’s no-one we know, but we kind of wish we did! Then we’re looking forward again – seeing an intersection infront of us ... Then pulling up, looking out of the side window right at a single story, flat-roofed building. A sign outside reads,...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e8 Patricia

Series 5, Episode 8: Patricia Grant (41) – Dagenham We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit ... The whole of the British Isles in one shot. Then our top-heavy cartoon character version of Charley, our host, appears infront of us ... She points down toward the landmass below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” She giggles, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e13 AnneMarie Silverwood

We open with our beautiful animation of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then fall toward the planet at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit – heading north, toward Scotland ... Reaching ground level in the countryside in seconds. From here we race north, approaching cartoon St Andrew’s flags indicating that we are entering Scotland. High speed overland, fading through to live action as we enter the outer suburbs of a city ... Then through the streets...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e6 Maria

Series 5, Episode 6: Maria Sinclair (55) We open with an image of the United Kingdom – from high, high up ... The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us ... She points down toward the country below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” She giggles, then turns and dives toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping to sea...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess8e6 Simone Butt 27 pig lover

Series 8, Episode 6: Simone Butt (27), from Bristol We open with an establishing shot of an impressive, modern brick and glass façade of a six-story office block on a busy street. Very clean, under a clear blue sky. We can see a figure approaching along the pavement, a slim lady with blonde hair. She’s wearing ripped blue jeans and a tight t-shirt, and her nice round boobs bounce on every step. It’s our Polish princess, Petra – and this week there’s no sign of her lovely Labrador. She...

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