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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s8e12 Marissa Foggan 35 Crazy mother

Series 8, Episode 12: Marissa Foggon (35), from Crewe We fade in on a pretty anonymous looking street in a vaguely industrial looking area – then turn the camera around to face one of the ugliest office blocks you could ever hope to see. Almost perfectly square, 13 stories high, and made up of square windows. It’s a 1960s concrete and glass study in boredom. Infront of it, a carpark for staff. There’s a sign reading, “RAILWAY HOUSE”, suggesting the building’s original purpose, whilst...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s8e13 Casey Howard 24 dog fun fan

Series 8, Episode 13: Casey Howard (24) from Reading We open with an establishing shot – standing in a quarter full car park, panning around to look at a two-level, brick and glass building. A sign above the main entrance reads, “TRAVELODGE – READING” Business is slow, no cars coming or going, no customers entering or exiting. The only person moving is ... Our hostess... The dimpled former pornstar – and self-titled ‘best looking dogfucker in the world’ – squeezed into a white PVC...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s8e14 Jennifer Britain 40

Series 8, Episode 14: Jennifer Britain (40), from Grimsby. It’s a sunny Monday in Grimsby, on the north eastern coast of England. The weather might be nice, but the surroundings are grim. Old buildings, empty shops, people walking around like zombies. We cut to a car park outside a large red-brick and black fronted shop – a large “SPORTSDIRECT.COM” sign over the entrance... And then our host steps into frame ... A sexy, curvy, blonde – her eye-catching figure dressed in a tight white ‘UK...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s8e15 Lynn Roche 51

Series 8 Episode 15: Lynn Roche (51), from Isle of Wight. We’re on the sunny sea-front of a traditional looking British sea-side town. Small apartment blocks sit on one-side of the road, looking out over the sea. The building infront of us is three levels above an open parking garage. Each level with its own balcony. An attractive figure approaches, walking out from the shadows of the garage and into the bright sunlight, with a large black dog by her side. She’s dressed for the sunshine –...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s8e16 Lily Parkinson 32

Series 8, Episode 16: Lily Parkinson (32), from Chester We pan over a couple of large wooden animal shapes – a rhino and a giraffe - open on a large sign that reads “Chester Zoo”, then pan down to the main gates, watching as an excited family enters the facility. A mini-montage shows us some of the animals – large lizards, chimpanzees, elephants, lions, and finally a pair of dingos ... Pausing on the final animals as one suddenly mounts the other and starts fucking her ... We cut to a...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s8e17 Chloe Askew 22 with a horse

We open with an establishing shot of a very stylish looking hotel. Set on the side of the hill, two levels at the front, one level at the rear. White walls downstairs, all windows upstairs. It looks like it was built in the 50s and not much has been done to it since. A sign near the entrance to the car park reads: “Studley Park Hotel” We move around the front of the building, looking up the hill at it – the angle and the lack of windows downstairs should make it look foreboding, but there’s...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s8e19 Sharon Callaghan 37 from Newcastle

We begin with a mini-montage of life in Newcastle-upon-Tyne ... A shot of Gray’s Monument, of the busy Eldon Square shopping center, St James’ Park football stadium, before we find ourselves in a busy street, looking up at an impressive, and very modern looking 5 story glass fronted building. We can see through the glass walls, seeing the staircases and offices inside. And then, stepping into frame from the side, trying not the block the architectural masterpiece – another masterpiece of...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s8e20 Lois Gordon 49

Series 8, Episode 20: Lois Gordon (49), from Bristol We fade in on what appears to be an outdoor storage facility for large trucks, catering vans, and cars. All marked on the side and rear with “Bristol Television and Film Services” plus logos for Netflix, C4, ITV, Sky, Film4, etc. We pan around to show various vehicles off, until we come to rest on this week’s host... Short, chunky and very hairy, standing in the middle of the yard, wrapped up in a big black jacket, it’s our favourite...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s9e1 Gayle McGhee 29 lesbian doglover

Series 9, Episode 1: Gayle McGhee (29), from London. An establishing shot of a modern two-story building – red brick and grey render, signs declaring this to be “Newman College” A few students, all of them 17-18 year old girls, are hanging around the doorway in the background, trying to get on camera – smiling, waving, shouting to the camera – one of them posing, pulling the top couple of buttons of her blouse open, leaning forward to show off a reasonable amount of cleavage. They’re all...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s9e2 Yvonne Batty 57 the best kind of wife

Series 9, Episode 2: Yvonne Batty (57), from Folkstone After the excesses of the last episode, it’s time to return to something a little more sedate ... And it doesn’t get more sedate than Folkstone on a Wednesday afternoon... We open with an establishing shot of a very narrow street, with three- and four-story buildings jutting up on either side of us and curving away from us. The road is barely wide enough for two cars to drive in opposite directions, and the sidewalk on either side...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s9e3 Liu Danying 39 eastern delight

Series 9, Episode 3: Liu Danying (39), from Peterborough An establishing shot of a large, grand and historical looking building set in beautiful green gardens. This is Orton Hall. Next to the hall, an old church ... Around them, several newer structures – tasteful extensions - have been added. One of them contains a Health Spa. We take in the quiet beauty of the complex for a moment, then... Then we pan on a sexy young lady – long dark hair hangs down over her shoulders, red lips glisten...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s9e4 Wendy Smith 28 from Barry

We open with an establishing montage – shots of a classic 1960’s school campus – brick and glass, with lots of green wooden panels, everything very square, flat roofs, boring. Kids spilling out – scruffy kids in white shirts and black trousers ... Jumping infront of the camera as they pass. Some of them trying to look cool, one girl in particular striking a pose, skirt up to show off her thigh, hand behind head – but far too young to be the subject of our show ... Then we’re in the staff...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s9e5 Edie Penrice 43 from Mansfield

We fade in on the exterior of what appears to be a wide, apartment complex. Two levels, very pretty, limited parking. Then we’re inside, noting the number of old people sitting in armchairs or being pushed around in wheelchairs. We move to an indoor swimming pool – steam rising into the air suggesting that this is a hydrotherapy pool. In the pool, a small group of women are being put through a series of exercises by a nurse/carer who is standing on the side of the pool. They are extremely...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s9e6 Kara Reilly 54 from Watford

We fade in on a row of near identical white two story, semi-detached homes – each with its 5-foot-high private hedgerow fencing, and its satellite dish, each with solar panels on its faded black tiled roof... Then a row of ugly two-story block buildings – large shopfront windows downstairs, smaller square windows of the upstairs flat above. All of the shops the same colour scheme – except one that really stands out. The owners have made an effort – it’s a florist, with a collection of...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s9e7 Josie Bolton 26 tattoo freak

ADD MORE PLAY WITH THE TONGUE PIERCING Series 9, Episode 7: Josie Bolton (26), from Peterhead We fade in on a desolate, baron coastline ... Wind and rain whips over rocks and tufts of grass, above a deserted beach ... Rain spatters against the camera lens and wind whistles over our microphones. There is no-one for as far as the eye can see. We pan away from the beach and look inland at a small carpark, picnic tables, and public toilet block. It’s hard to imagine who would drive out here...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s9e8 Brandy Gardner 44 black widow

Series 9, Episode 8: Brandy Gardner (44), from Wolverhampton We pan around a gritty, pebble strewn road, taking in a commercial storage facility on one side of us, an electrical sub-station infront of us, and then coming to rest on a large building supply business. It’s one of those ‘trade only’ places that the regular DIY guy wouldn’t even know exists. And then the less-than-attractive, but very popular, ‘figure’ of our host steps infront of the big warehouse. All the way from the east end...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s9e9 Dani Eastham 19 teen tease

Series 9, Episode 9: Dani Eastham (19), from Chichester We cut to an establishing shot of an old suburban street. On one side of the road, parkland with plenty of green trees, infront of us a roundabout, and to our left a windowless wall, decorated with a large mural depicting cartoon horses running free. We round the corner and come face to face with our hostess for this week – it’s our little former pornstar co-host, Renae Russell, her tight little frame squeezed into a sexy PVC ‘suit’ –...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s9e10 Louise Jenas 35 horsey housewife

Series 9, Episode 10: Louise Jenas (35), from Livingstone We open with an establishing shot of a featureless, single story white building. An almost empty car park infront of it, and then an empty playing field, the ‘H’ configuration of goal posts at the far end confirming it’s a rugby pitch. We track along the front of the building until we come to a pair of double doors, a simple panel screwed to the door confirms that this is ‘LIVINGSTONE RUGBY CLUB’. The door opens and a familiar figure...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s9e12 Avery Gowling 23 submissive slave

Series 9, Episode 12: Avery Gowling (23), from Slough We open with more of our smooth drone footage – this time flying over Slough town center – a hive of British commuter-belt activity. Flying over a huge Tesco superstore, more cars and shoppers ... Over the train station, hundreds of passengers boarding a rush hour train into London... Then dropping all the way down toward street level on a cleared construction site, behind a two-meter-high fence. As we drop down toward the ground, we...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s9e13 Britney Morrow 33 dog lovin dwarf

Series 9, Episode 13: Britney Morrow (33), from Bristol An establishing shot of a residential street in Bristol, just around the corner from a primary school. Kids are being walked into school by mothers, older kids being dropped off at the curb. We can tell from the nervousness of the children, and the occasion tear being wiped from a mother’s face, that it’s the start of the school year. And then our host, former pornstar Renae Russell, steps into frame ... As usual – her cute dimples and...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s9e14 Naomi Townsend 45

Series 9, Episode 14: Naomi Townsend (45), from Northampton We’re on a dull council estate. Wide streets and rows of 1970s-built housing. It probably looked great on paper, but in reality it looks windswept and depressing. We pan around to face a larger building, no taller, but much wider – a small community hall/library. This week’s host appears, walking around from behind the hall – ripped jeans and a too-tight t-shirt that highlights her impressive round boobs. She totters toward us on...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s9e17 Zoe Hooper 38 dreamer

Series 9, Episode 17: Zoe Hopper (38), from Barnsbury, London We cut to an inner-city street. We’re looking up at a seemingly endless plain, high, brick wall. No windows. No billboards. Just bricks ... And then a large black gate – two stories high, a simple sign is screwed to the wall next to the gate. It reads, “H.M. PRISON PENTONVILLE” We look at this for a moment, then swing the camera the other way to look out at the other side of the street – and the plainest, dullest apartment block...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s9e18 Lisa Burley 19 Emo teen

Series 9, Episode 18: Lisa Burley (19), from Brighton We begin with an establishing shot of Brighton pleasure pier from the beach – the famous seaside landmark reaching across the yellow sand and out over the blue sea. The beach is crowded with sunseekers, keen to enjoy the fine weather. Then we’re on the pier – tracking along past old ladies sitting on benches, and young boys trying to spy girls in bikinis on the beach. We track along until we find this week’s host. Wearing her trademark...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s9e19 Cameron Chambers 40 wheelchair freak

Series 9, Episode 19: Cameron Chambers (40), from Swindon An establishing shot of a large mechanical workshop, half a dozen mechanics in blue overalls working on a couple of commercial trucks... And then our host steps into frame ... This week it’s former webcam girl, Kimberly, whose good looks and great figure, are always a welcome sight – especially when, as today, she’s wearing her short-shorts and really showing her legs off. The mechanics in the background certainly approve of her –...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s10e02 Hiruni Jayasinghe 41 from West Bromwich

We’re back on our Stage 1 at our studio ‘complex’. The room is dark, but in the middle of the floor there’s a single steel-framed bed in a pool of light from a couple of spotlights. The bed is as basic as it gets – a steel frame, old bedstead. It looks vaguely rusty and pretty dirty (as it should – two weeks ago it was on a scrapheap in Rochdale). An old mattress sits on of the frame, the mattress looks soft and lumpy, and its cover is bordering on threadbare. We move around the bed, looking...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s10e03 Jenny Hudspeth 53 from Torquay

We fade in on our darkened bedroom set. The bed in a pool of light in the middle of the studio. There are no sheets, blankets or pillows on the bed, just an old mattress. It’s stark and cold, and not at all welcoming. There’s a clicking of heels as this week’s guest approaches from off camera. She enters the pool of light around the bed and we see that she is a middle-aged woman. Average height and weight, a ‘sturdy’ build, her flesh is a little pale, a little soft. She’s wearing red Agent...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S10 E11 Carol Gilley 52 from Newport

Once more we fade in on our darkened ‘bedroom’ set. A rusty old metal bedframe, with headboard and footboard, plus a dirty, threadbare mattress laying on squeaky springs. There are no sheets, no blankets, and no pillows – just stains, mostly caused by our the guests who have appeared on the show this year. We pull back from these stains and turn to the side of the set – looking into the darkness of the unlit depths of the room as a figure approaches, feet clicking, or clomping, on the...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S10 E13 Diane Campbell 45 from Reading

We begin this week’s show, as usual, looking at the ugly sight of a dirty, stained, lifeless mattress – then pull out to see the rusty old bedframe that it’s resting on. The thing looks like it’s only just been heaved onto the set from the local tip. For those of us who have visited the set, it smells that way too. We hear a door swinging open, then faint footsteps, getting louder – clicking on the concrete studio floor – and pan around to see who’s coming… She’s a middle-aged woman, very...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S10 E19 Sabrina Owen 53 from Windsor

We fade in on our darkened bedroom set – just about able to make out the outline of the old bed ... Then the lights click on, and we see the bed in its full glory ... Or perhaps that should be its complete lack of glory. We pause long enough to marvel at the depravity of it all – this cum-stained mattress that girls have been squirting all over, cover torn, springs exposed. It’s just ugly. We hear the click-click of heels on concrete – slow, long, confident strides ... Then pan around to see...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S11 E02 Chelsea Ferguson 34 from Chelmsford

This week, we start the show with establishing shots of the most boring suburban estate you could ever hope to see. Lots of ‘nice’ double story semi-detached homes, each with their own little square of grass and concrete driveway out front, separated from the public footpath by low brick walls. We can see a chunky, out of breath looking man walking along the street toward us, perky, elegant and mean-looking Doberman by his side ... This week’s host – the love-him-or-hate-him Cockney geezer –...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S11 E03 Madison Hayles 22 from Huddersfield

We start this week’s show with an establishing shot of a large, angular glass fronted building with the words “HUDDERSFIELD LEISURE CENTRE” standing on the front of its roof. As we pan along the front of the building, we come to rest on a slutty-looking brunette with a hefty looking blue-grey Weimaraner. It’s the last of this year’s three hosts, our perverted pornster – Renae Russell ... Her long brunette hair hanging loose, down to the shoulders of her white mini-dress – which is tight...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S11 E04 Lilian Cheese 54 from Cardiff

We start this week’s show with establishing shots of terraced two-story homes – brown/grey stone fronted, with white brick surrounds to doors and windows ... Tracking along, looking down streets toward a raised motorway in the background ... And coming to rest on one particularly unremarkable street... The only thing that makes this street any better than any of the others is the presence of our host – blonde and busty, in figure hugging jeans and a t-shirt tight enough we can see she’s not...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S11 E05 Charlene Tudor 30 from Manchester

We start this week’s show with an establishing shot of a community garden center – which is pretty overgrown - then we pan around to see distant tower blocks, then trendy and modern apartments in the foreground, until we see our host walking toward us... He’s chunky and he’s cheerful – squeezed into a West Ham football shirt that’s probably XXX Large but is still struggling to hold his belly and man-boobs. Beside him, looking up at him as they walk, a beautiful Doberman. Dennis begins his...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S11 E07 Kylie Gallagher 27 from Weston Super Mare

We start this week’s show with an establishing shot of a strip of old white buildings. Shop downstairs, accommodation upstairs. They are separated from the road by a pave wide enough to accommodate off street parking infront of the shopfronts, most of which is occupied by Volkswagon and Peugeot house-wife runabout cars... We focus on one store in particular – marked “OASIS beauty therapy” – looking in through the window to see a middle-aged woman being given a facial mask by a young,...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S11E08 Maria Harris 59 from Peckham

We start this week’s show an establishing shot of a curved row of tightly packed two and three level orange-brick homes along one side of a street, with tree and grass parkland on the other side of the road. We move along, looking up at the impressive looking houses before coming to a halt and looking back down to the street ahead of us ... And see a familiar figure walking toward us... It’s everyone’s favourite odd couple ... Fat Cockney, Dennis Baxter, and sleek Doberman. Dennis is short,...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s11e09 Lana Garland 36 from Stratford upon Avon

We start this week’s show with something of a tourism montage – showing off old Tudor buildings, Shakespeare gifts, then a shot across the flat green lawns beside a slow moving river, infront of an impressive looking theatre complex ... A sign on a wall reads, “Swan Theatre”. Walking toward us across the lawn, the even more impressive figure of a brunette bombshell – slim, with fantastic boobs and a tight arse - wrapped in the slinkiest, tight-fitting dress ... It’s Renae, our former...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S11 E10 Jocelyn Higgins 48 from Maidstone

We start this week’s show, as we start every show, with a shot of the UK of Zoo map of the British Isles with all its sparkling little lights ... And then a new light – brighter and larger, indicating this week’s location – down south, way south - to the south-east of London, sharpening down to a point over (as the caption tells us) - “MAIDSTONE”. Then we dive into the map and cut through to an establishing shot of a boring housing estate. Low green hedgerows, little green lawns, grey brick...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S11 E11 Elle Brown 25 from Carlisle

We open this week’s show with an establishing shot of the medieval stone structures that form the gates of the old city walls in the center of Carlisle. Two stories tall, rounded buildings with battlements, between them a wall, and in the wall an arch big enough for two lanes of traffic to pass through. We move through the gates, seeing newer buildings inside on either side of the road. Still over a century old, the lower level of these buildings has been converted into large-windowed...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s11e12 Lorraine McInnes 55 from Basildon

We start this week’s show with an establishing shot of a wide high street, consisting of ugly 1960’s block buildings alongside three-level mock-Tudor buildings (white-washed walls, black wooden beams, and steeply angled rooftops with high dormer windows) over modern shopfronts for betting shops, hairdressers, computer repair shops, pizza takeaways and banks. And then we cut to a small market – just a dozen stalls, customers fingering the wares – stallholders talking them into buying stuff...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s11e13 Karnam Usher 39 from Worcester

We start this week’s show with an establishing shot of a very wide street in a sleepy English town. On the far side of the street - brown brick buildings, a clocktower, a pub, and a line of two-story shops (shopfront downstairs, shopkeeper’s residence above), everything with steep tiled roofs. We see a familiar figure walking along infront of these shops, somehow managing to walk smoothly on stack-heeled stripper shoes, her almost skin-tight black PVC ‘business suit’ pushing her fake boobs...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S11 E14 Tracy Hastings 28 from Kettering

We start this week’s show with establishing shots of residential streets – terraced homes, semi-detached homes, gardens, trees ... Turning corners, coming to a halt infront of a 1970’s built, squared off, ‘modern’ pub ... Gold lettering on a rich red background reads, ‘The Sandpiper’. Then we’re inside, looking at a virtually empty, mid-day bar – panning around until we come to a rear view of this week’s host... Looking very much at home, sitting on a bar stool with his big belly hanging...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s11e16 Brooke Lister 24 from Bournemouth

We start this week’s show with establishing shots of a quiet, uncrowded street ... Residences on one side, old post-war double-storey buildings on other. Shopfronts with flats above, dormer windows on the rooftops indicating that even the attic space has been converted into accommodation. At street level there are newsagents, real estate agents, and (covering two shop fronts) a large bicycle shop – proudly sign-posted as being open 7 days a week... Infront of the store, facing away from us...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S11 E17 Martha Randon 36 from Atherstone

We start this week’s show with establishing shots of an old-fashioned market square – cobble stones surrounded by bollards to protect the pedestrian shoppers, then a road around the outside, and beyond that old, whitewashed buildings – shops and pubs, styled to look like Tudor and Elizabethan buildings. Walking toward us, through the crowds, is the familiar round-bellied figure of our jeans and West Ham shirt wearing host – hairy everywhere but the top of his head, it’s everyone’s favourite...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s11e18 Cheryl Atkins 57 from Watford

Once again, we start the show with an establishing shot, taken on location in our guest’s home city ... This week it’s a large orange/brown brick structure – a council administration building. Concrete steps lead up to oversized wooden double doors, large windows look down from the upper floor. To one side the building continues in a similar design, to the other side a modern building with much more glass and steel. This is Watford Town Hall, and beside it the modern ‘Colosseum’...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s11e19 Phoebe Diamond 47 from Manchester

We start this week’s show with an establishing shot of a row of white fronted buildings – all shopfronts – all jewellery shops ... We’re in Manchester’s heavily Jewish, jewellery district ... We move along past one, then another, then another, all in a line ... Before slowing to halt outside one of them – named “Diamond’s” – where we end up looking at the back of a blonde-haired figure wearing jeans so tight that we know she’s a hot woman before she even turned around, and hold the lead of a...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s11e20 Lauren Jaxon 36 from Solihull

Unusually for our show – we begin by showing an old clip ... A slimmish, young woman, with dark shoulder-length hair, in a cramped room, with a golden retriever dog on her back, humping into her – making her gasp and yell through an open mouth – an unmistakably smile of wonder as she is pounded ... Her arse is soft under the assault, and her boobs hang down, jiggling as he pumps into her... We hear her voice echoing in voice-over, “My name is Becky Millington. I’m 32 ... And I can’t wait to...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S12 E2 Sonya Brock 56 from Bristol

We start this week’s show with an establishing shot of the impressive, modern façade of Southmead Hospital in Bristol. With lots of curves and angles, it’s a very relaxed looking building that looks like it would set patients at ease ... And we’re not even seeing it at its best – because the weather is, to put it in simple terms, shit! It’s raining in intermittent bursts, and that rain is coming in at a hard angle, demonstrating the high winds. Our hostess, Jenna, steps into frame, one hand...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s12e03 Sandra Huillet 41 from Loughborough

We begin with establishing shots of quiet residential streets with mock-Tudor homes and lots of trees – then coming to rest on a petrol service station ... Almost as soon as we come to a halt, we hear the familiar gruff Cockney tones on our dog-owning geezer, beginning his introduction... “Ello, welcome to another edition of the ‘United Kingdom of Zoo’...” – he’s been walking into view from behind a petrol pump, but we can now clearly see his big belly, sweaty West Ham shirt, and round,...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s12e05 Evelyn Streete 38 from Eastbourne

We start this week’s show looking at the picturesque streets of an old town. The houses on our right are raised up above road level, with little sets of steps every dozen houses leading down from the footpath to the path beside the road we’re on. To our right, a high green barrier of hedgerows and trees blocks our view. Then we’re turning to the right, through a break in the hedgerow, and into a small street side carpark – onward, through a pair of gates marked “Ocklynge Cemetery”... And...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s12e06 April Cisse 55 from Walthamstowe

We start this week’s show with establishing shots of an old factory unit - wide, two floors high, without windows ... Moving along the anonymous walls until we come to a sign that reads, “GOD’S JUNKYARD”. We cut to inside, and find ourselves in a very funky art-space. Displays of large neon signs. The signs themselves forming the aisles that customers/admirers walk up and down. We move toward the end of one of the aisles, and find ourselves face-to-face with a familiar bald head and hairy...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s12e07 Cora Toney 25 from Newcastle

We start this week’s show with establishing shots of a large allotment on a sunny day – lots of small gardens sectioned off from one another, middle aged men avoiding their families – growing flowers, vegetables, or just hiding in garden sheds – and then we’re looking at a large blue-grey Weimaraner ... Watching for a moment as he sniffs around the corner of a garden shed, then turns, cocks his leg, and pisses on it... And then, stepping out from behind the shed, catching a little of that...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s12e08 Olwen Mills 37 from Cardiff

We begin this week’s show outside an impressive looking sporting stadium. Grey Concrete, shiny glass and red painted fences. Huge letters along the top of one stand read “PRINCIPALITY STADIUM” Infront of the stadium, a smaller building – two stories and pitched roof, it looks like a cross between a church and train station ... It’s actually the stadium entrance and ticket office for all Welsh Rugby Union matters. It’s not too busy, but there are a few groups of tourists and fans milling...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S12 E09 Helena Gates 50 from Leatherhead

We start this week’s show with establishing shots of a high-quality collection of low-rise apartments. Multiple buildings, each of them four floors high. Red brick and white render, lots of small square windows and balconies that look almost completely unused. Then, walking around the corner in cargo pant shorts, and his beloved West Ham football shirt, his Doberman beside him ... It’s Dennis, the Cockney geezer that our audience has grown to either love or hate, and he’s approaching us with...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s12e10 Brooke Longstaff 20 from Melton Mowbray

We start this week’s show with establishing shots of an old-school theme park. Small roller coasters, spinning rides, fairy tale climbing frame palaces, climbing frames with water features, and a large central lake with some water dodgems ... We finish up at the entrance area – a large concrete courtyard with bright green buildings across the front of the park. A sign above the green buildings reads, “Twin Lakes Park”. Sitting out front of the entrance, a green wooden pen, which holds a...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s12e11 Jacinta Eager 46 from Glasgow

We start this week’s show with establishing shots of an impressively large Spanish Baroque style, brownstone building - the overstated Kelvinghall Art Gallery and Museum. We pause for a moment, then cut inside to look at impressive original artworks by Rembrandt, Monet, Renoir and van Gogh, as well as antique items from ancient Greece, Rome and Egypt, all set in impressive stone floored splendor. Tourists and art buffs point out and discuss displays with each other as we pass, coming to rest...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series s12e13 Claire Domi 52 from Reading

We’re rolling along a narrow country lane, trees and hedgerows on both sides of the road, every few seconds a gateway cuts through the hedgerows – high steel gates, with brick gateposts – and behind those gates, well-kept driveways that curve away out of sight. We slow and turn into one of those driveways, the gates already open to welcome us – then the gravel crackling under our tyres as we curve up the drive and a large house comes into view ... Very impressive, very expensive. Several...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S12 E14 Danielle Brazil 29 from Rochdale

We start this week’s show with an establishing shot of a borderline-grim old, grey/brown stone building. Four stories tall and square in every way. Square walls, square windows. This was one a mill, manufacturing textiles, but is now home to multiple businesses ... A large sign stretches over two of the windows identifying that this part of the building is home to “KIDZ THINGZ”. We pause on the front of the store, then turn our camera to face the approaching figure of our host ... All...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S12 E15 Patrice Heslop 48 from Rutherglen

We fade in on a residential suburb ... The sky is grey, and so are the buildings ... Semi-detached, two-story, pebble-dashed post-war homes, fronted by high hedgerows. The wide street between them looks like it’s dual carriageway, but the sides of the street are entirely taken up with parked cars. There are even cars parked in the bus stop space – meaning that the bus passing through our shot has to stop in the middle of the road to let off passengers ... One of whom, a middle-aged,...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S12 E16 Tamara Cooper 32 from Southampton

We start this week’s show with an establishing shot of St Mary’s Stadium, home of Southampton Football Club ... Then spinning around to look over the River Solent, zooming in on a large, gray-green structure with little round windows ... Then we cut to that building – on a dusty industrial estate - with the river and St Mary’s Stadium in the background. A sign on the front of the building reads “MAIN AGGREGATES”. Our host steps into frame from the side, immediately making the scene better to...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S12E18 Siobhan Pugh 21 from Ipswich

We start this week’s show with an unimpressive opening shot of a gravel carpark, looking out over flat, well-cut grass. A few trees are spread around but it’s mostly open. We can see what appears to be a squad of footballers training – we can vaguely make out the sound of them shouting at each other in the distance too. We pan around seeing more open land, telephone poles, and more land – then a group of ladies in the distance playing field hockey. We keep panning until we see a large green,...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S13E02 Fatima Katirgoglou 28 from Birmingham

We start this week’s show with some establishing shots of suburban Birmingham. Graffiti covered brick walls, small shops and cafes - we’re travelling along a grey street, under a train bridge, and coming up infront of another brick wall, this one marked with a sign that reads “MIDLANDS PLANTERS” ... And beyond the wall, we’re moving through a small market garden - collection of plants, small bushes, plant pots, etc. We turn a corner and come face to face with our host – ex pornstar and...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S13E03 Maggie Arnold 51 from Bootle

All around us we can see warehouses and factory units, cheap shops and tired people walking against the wind. Everything from the dullness of the buildings (and people), to the pot-holes in the road and the greyness of the sky confirm that this is the cheap part of an old, industrial town, and we’re ‘up north’... We turn to look up and down the street, as if we’re checking on traffic, then we cross the road, moving toward a Ladrokes betting shop... We cut inside and see a number of men...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S13E04 Janette Stone 40 from Harrogate with Dennis

We begin this week’s show with an establishing shot of a large and impressive looking Victorian building. Two stories high, very wide, with tall rectangular windows spaced evenly in the sandstone walls along both floors. There’s something about it that screams ‘school’ even before we see the big sign by the entrance gate that reads, “HARROGATE GRAMMAR SCHOOL – WELCOME”. We turn away from the front of the building and look up the street where we can see the familiar figure of today’s host...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S13E05 Stephanie Dabizas 26 from Glasgow S

We open with an establishing shot of a strange, almost monolithic tower. The lowest few floors are painted white, then the rest of it is blank concrete. There’s a single strip of windows, running from the ground to the sky, right up through the middle of the tower ... It’s only when our camera tracks along the street, looking back at the tower, that we are able to see another side of the building and we can suddenly see a hundred windows and confirm that it is a residential tower. Beside the...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S13 E06 Abigail Williams 39 from Woking

We’re cruising along a narrow road – the only markings are the yellow no-parking lines, there’s no centre line, because the road just isn’t wide enough. It’s the kind of road Americans like our hostess, Jenna McCartney would think everyone in England lives on ... Narrow pavements on either side, then hedgerows, then old, terraced houses behind small gardens. We watch the houses flashing by for a few seconds, then slow down before turning into the one-car deep driveway of a particularly old...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S13 E07 Penny Havers 19 from Belfast NI

We start this week’s show with an establishing shot of a stereotypical concrete council estate. Back in the 1960s, on paper, this probably looked like a futuristic worker’s paradise, but right now, in reality, it just looks boring and grim. Grim people walking by grim buildings on grim streets. Then another grim looking figure – short, fat, hairy and decidedly ugly ... It’s our regular male host, the Cockney geezer called Dennis, the owner of the lady pleaser – the Doberman named Romeo ......

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S13 E08 Angelica Wrightson 44 from St Helens

We start this week’s show with establishing shots of a sprawling red-brick and glass, modern further education complex. The three-story buildings are topped (and sometimes sided) with sloping black roofs and surrounded by flat green lawns. A few young geeky students move around from one building to another. In the final shot, infront of a green sign (on the wall of one of the buildings) that reads “Mersey University Centre Technology – St Helens Campus” – and then, stepping infront of the...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S13 E09 Zoey Barton 28 from Gillingham

We start this week’s show with establishing shots of a large hospital (the first two floors are red brick, the third level clad in silver coloured metal sidings. The red brick structure gives way to a dull grey/white building with lots of windows, and at ground level a large ambulance drop-off area. A sign reads, “MEDWAY MARITIME HOSPITAL”... And then our host steps into frame ... A sexy, curvy, blonde – her eye-catching figure dressed in a tight little-red-dress, her boobs doing their best...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S13E10 Faye Nickson 38 from Cambridge

We open this week’s show with an establishing shot of a large, rectangular hotel. Five floors high, wrapping around our camera position on two sides, it’s orange/red brick walls surrounding perfectly spaced square windows. It’s all straight lines and right-angles... And then we cut to a shot of our host, walking toward us through the car park – short and fat, balding on top but hairy everywhere else. He’s casually dressed in a claret and blue West Ham football shirt, and a pair of baggy...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S13E11 Lara Bodin 53 from Tamworth WM

We start this week’s show inside a van, filming out of the front windscreen as we head along a dual-carriageway ... Dark gray road, light gray sky, black leaf-less trees whizzing by on either side us. We race on at the speed limit for a few seconds, then suddenly jam the brakes on just in time to turn off the main road directly into the driveway of a badly placed house. It’s a large red-brick and white-wash home with a steeply pitched roof – and there’s already one car in the short driveway...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S13 E12 Heather Brain 24 from Bovington

We begin our show with stock footage of British troops in action, and on parade, mixed with footage we’ve filmed through the fence on the perimeter of an armed forces base in this week’s location ... Then we hear our American accented hostess, Jenna, narrating this week’s opening. “The armed forces ... It doesn’t matter if you’re from Britain, America or the United Kingdom of Zoo, we all love our troops ... And this week, we’re in Bovington, in Dorset, to meet a British soldier, who’s earned...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S13E13 Ella Brennan 34 from Colchester

We begin this week’s show with a tracking shot, moving along a row of orange brick buildings, and then at the end of the street rounding a corner to see a very different kind of building ... A five story, white/grey brick 1990s apartment building with balconies and window aplenty. And standing infront of the building, walking toward us, the ultimate odd couple ... The fat old Cockney bloke, and his sleek young Doberman ... Dennis Baxter and Romeo. Both dedicated to the pleasuring of willing...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S13E14 Valerie Ward 47 from Welwyn Hatfield with Renae

We’re tracking through an alleyway behind a shopping centre, signs on the outside of the grubby buildings read, “BOOTS PHARMACY”, and “EURO SUPERSTORE”, there are limited parking spaces but most of the road is covered with yellow hatch-lines, making sure trucks delivering to the shops can always get through the lane. Opposite the large stores, the rear of another line of smaller stores – each with its own lock-up garage. We move through the car park toward a gap between two brick walls, a...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S1316 Margaret Connell 58 from Dartmouth

We begin this week’s show with an establishing shot of a picturesque marina/harbour. Opposite us, expensive looking houses line a hillside. Below them, the estuary - a wide, flat expanse of water ... Small sailing boats and yachts sit steady on the surface near us. To the side of the water, a wide paved pedestrian area, and then a narrow (one-way) road with plenty of street-side parking, and then a row of old shop-fronts. We move along infront of the shops, looking in through the windows –...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S13E18 Audrey Moncur 43 from Sunderland NE

We open with an establishing shot of a windswept sandy beach - panning around over the sea (which looks a bit rough), and then seeing a long concrete pier curving out into the sea – waves crashing against it sending spray high into the air, and then continue panning across the pier as we complete our turn and come back to the beach ... Then behind the beach, a low raised, concrete beach-break walk ... And behind the walk, a row of (currently shuttered) low buildings – game arcades,...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S13E19 Mariah Hibbitt 22 from Bury

We fade in on the exterior of a large shopping mall. A sign high on one end of the building reads ‘THE ROCK’, with a list of the major stores below (M&S, Debenhams, Primark, H&M, Next). Cars and busses whizz but on the wide round outside. We cut to the inside... Looking around we see hundreds of shoppers moving from store-to-store – and we check out the store-fronts of all those major stores ... Finally coming to rest on our host – a big, fat, hairy, ugly bloke, in a West Ham...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S13E20 Kim Ansell 31 from Shepshed

We begin this week’s show with a panoramic shot looking out over a small town/village. Panning across the low buildings, nothing more than two stories, until we come to rest of a petrol station on the edge of town... And then we’re on the forecourt, looking at this week’s host ... It’s our stunning, brunette, former pornstar – with her stunning dimple-cheeked pornstar looks, and her bolt-on pornstar tits ... She’s walking toward us, dogless for a change, with those tits doing their best to...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S14E02 Florence Dillon 57 from Cardiff

We begin this week’s show in the full car park of a large NHS hospital. Infront of us, an imposing multi-story white walled structure, with a thousand square windows lined up, side-by-side and one above the next. Clearly built to some glorious 1960’s design, it looks dated and boring. A big caption appears, filling almost the whole screen, “CARDIFF, WALES.” The caption fades, and we turn our camera to the side and see the faded blue frontage of an overhanging structure, a cover for the...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S14E03 Jada Wright 38 from Harlow with Renae

We start this week’s show with establishing shots of a concrete and brick pedestrianized shopping/apartment precinct. It probably looked great on paper in the 1970s, but in the present day it looks dull and windswept. A big caption appears, filling almost the whole screen, “HARLOW, ENGLAND.” The caption fades, and then we see people moving from shop to shop, mostly ignoring our cameras – but a few pause and stare, obviously seeing our host and either trying to figure out what’s going on, or...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S14 E04 Joy Taylor 26 from Hamilton

We begin this week’s show with an establishing shot of a suburban district in a cold town ... We turn through 180 degrees, passing over boring two-story homes, grey streets, a few small trees, and coming to rest on a sprawling red brick building. A simple, but oversized, steel cross mounted on the front of the building tells us that this is a church. It’s built in that particularly angular style that was popular in the late 1970s, with an empty car park infront of it. We move over a sign that...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S14 E05 Annette Bogle 44 from Truro with Jenna

We start this week’s show with establishing shots of a touristy little street of terraced stone buildings. Shopfronts with apartments above – restaurants, gift-shops, etc. There are two lanes of traffic – one parked, the other moving smoothly - all facing/moving in the same direction. Walking up the street toward us, a blonde sex-bomb – her fantastic body wrapped in the tightest red mini-dress ... She’s big tits and blonde hair, white teeth and a strong jaw, it’s our hostess, the...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S14 E06 Grace Wong Pei Qing 33 from Stoke on Trent with Dennis

We open this week’s show with a dreary, rain-soaked, grey-skied scene ... An establishing shot of a wide street, an industrial district on the edge of a large city. Long car-park/fore-courts, leading back to unexciting, single story industrial units ... Car dealerships, mechanics, etc. A large caption fills the screen, telling us that we are in: “STOKE-ON-TRENT, ENGLAND.” The caption fades as we come to rest on a car rental yard. Signage out front in green and black reads, “Enterprise...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S14E7 Dorothy Agnew 58 from Skegness with Renae

We start today’s show with a montage of shots of life in a caravan park – from the middle-aged couples setting up for a day of reading books and talking about the weather; to kids eating ice-creams; to men comparing the size of their tents; to long-term travellers, set up in a corner of the site (their caravans and cars looking five times older than anything else in the park)... A big caption appears, filling almost the whole screen, “SKEGNESS, ENGLAND.” The caption fades, and we’re...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S14E08 Marie Collin 45 from Ipswich with Andy

We open this week’s show with establishing shots of an industrial estate. Factory and warehouse units spaced out behind small carparks, behind high wire fences. A big caption appears, filling almost the whole screen, “IPSWICH, ENGLAND.” The caption fades as we come to rest on a sign outside on of the factories ... The sign reads, “FINE AQUATICS – The Wetter The Better”. Never a truer word has been written on a sign! We cut to inside the building – a factory/warehouse, staffed with...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S14 E10 Hajar Tajali 22 Hailai Tajali 19 from Woking

We open this week’s show with an establishing shot of a quiet suburb of a low-rise town... A big caption appears, filling almost the whole screen, “WOKING, ENGLAND.” The caption fades, as we focus in on a red transit van with our UK of Zoo logos on the side ... Then we cut inside – looking at the roads outside ... Ahead of us we can see an old church on the right side of the road, and a low-rise 1970s office building on the left ... We pass the office building, heading toward a roundabout,...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S14E11 Joan Burridge 43 from Leicester

We begin this week’s show with a tracking shot of a row of old shops on a wide street that’s strangely lacking traffic. Approximately half of the shops are closed, either boarded up or shuttered, with the names removed from the frontage. ‘FOR LEASE’ signs hang from most of the vacant stores. As we move along the street, we notice that the shutters of one of the vacant shop-fronts are being wound up – and a couple of workmen are standing by ready to work on the window... A big caption...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S14 E12 Marianna Good 59 from Camberly with Andy

We open this week’s show with a shot of a wide English street. Mock Tudor fronted buildings with high angled rooftops, white fronted and decorated with fake black wooden beams. A big caption appears, filling almost the whole screen, “CAMBERLY, ENGLAND.” The caption fades as we pan away from these buildings which are pretending to be something they are not, onto a squat white rectangular building. It’s about as boring as architecture can get. Square, with square windows. White, with blue...

DominionChapter 26 The Kingdom of Man

The evening rains had passed, leaving the sky clear with a full moon. Sirius was down in the waterfall chambers, training by himself. Before him, a massive deluge of water poured from a hole in the ceiling, hundreds of gallons dropping every second. With the moonlight shining through the water and his eyes trained to see in the dark, there was nothing to hinder him. He facing the waterfall straight on with his feet and raised fists perfectly horizontal. A sharp breath, he sent his right fist...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S14 E15 Leanne O rsquo Donnell 40 from Worthing with Dennis

We begin this week’s show with a tracking shot along a rocky, narrow beach. The sky is cloudless, but a blueish, dim colour that instantly tells us it’s winter at the seaside. To our left, the sea rolling in to carpet the sand with a high tide flow, then withdrawing slowly. To our right, a deserted playground, and beyond that a seafront road and then 3 and 4 story beachfront apartment buildings. More functional than fancy. A big caption appears, filling almost the whole screen, “WORTHING,...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S14E16 Patsy McCaffery 29 from Dundee Scotland

We’re on a quiet residential street. Modern brick semi-detached homes line one side of the road infront of us – very pleasant. We turn through 180 degrees and we’re facing the countryside ... Fields stretching away to the distance up a hill side, a line of trees along the ridge of the hill/end of the field. Then we pan back to the street – where we can now see our host looking right into camera. Giving us a dimple-cheeked smile and flipping her long, brunette ringlets back over her...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S14E17 Juliet Peacock 58 from Stockton on Tees NE

We start this week’s show with establishing shots of boring terraced streets ... Blank two-up, two-downs ... Cruising along a road, looking sideways at a series of side-streets, each less interesting than the last, with bollards at either end to make them pedestrian only... A big caption appears, filling almost the whole screen, “STOCKTON-ON-TEES, ENGLAND.” The caption fades as we come to a halt infront of the first street with any sign of activity ... And the activity is... Our...

The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary series S14 E18 Erica Murdoch 47 from Bournemouth

With begin today’s show with a drone shot of the buildings and grounds of a large school campus - several large buildings surrounded by playing fields and parkland, and hundreds of students making their way from one building to the next as we watch... A big caption appears, filling almost the whole screen, “BOURNEMOUTH, ENGLAND.” The caption fades, and then we see that many of the students are double-taking, turning, walking backwards, as they see a woman in a very small red dress,...

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The Lake and the Lady - by Hypnohypno Chapter 5 As Asiara strode through the wilderness, she found herself suffering from multiple levels of frustration. First, she was furious that her army had been depleted so much by what should have been a routine battle. But that would be something that she would work out with Partheon later. Even more bothersome was that she felt that her victory was incomplete. The auburn haired woman who had captured her, then brought her to orgasm, thus allowing...

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The Lady - by Hypnohypno Chapter 6 When Asiara's eyes fluttered open, and she found herself back in her tent, lying in her own bed, her first thought was that it had all been a dream – a wonderful, satisfying, erotic dream. But that was impossible – the tingling warmth between her thighs was evidence that her climaxes had been real, and no sexy dream could have ever made her orgasm with such raw intensity. Sitting up, she saw still more evidence that what had happened had been real. Her...

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Asiara's eyes were suddenly free to move, and they fluttered open to a sight that was utterly breathtaking. She was kneeling before the throne, her fingers laced together behind her head, and her knees spread wide apart. The Queen still sat upon her throne, and was now looking down at Asiara – a look that seemed a mixture of admiration and condescension on her face. But the light in the chamber had changed. Gone was the midday brightness that had nearly blinded her when it struck the...

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No loud snap brought Asiara to her senses this time. Instead, a gentle command drew her eyes slowly open. The fiery colors of the evening sun had died, and now the Queen's chamber was coated in night. But as Asiara lay on her back, staring into the far reaches of the vast tower that rose around her it wasn't darkness that met her eyes, but thousands of tiny pricks of light, as the candles that had been present during the evening now seemed to have multiplied, filling the hall with soft...

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